15:16 knarf: tzcheezyP: it's your turn to spice up #chataus
15:16 knarf: oh, meeting...monkeyboy, you're turn
15:16 knarf: mehhhh
15:16 knarf: ClydeFrogger: its on you now
15:17 knarf knows ClydeFrogger is here
15:22 eppy: Knows=nose
15:22 knarf: ok, i got a REALLY!? story
15:23 eppy: Knarf: I think ClydeFrogger really hates me now
15:23 ClydeFrogger: no i don't
15:23 eppy: Knarf: shoot
15:24 knarf: haha
15:24 knarf: ok, so you know how we have snacks and stuff at work
15:24 knarf: i walked over to get a drink
15:25 knarf: this dude "Billy" is on his phone nearby
15:25 knarf: i grab my drink and notice the jar of planters peanuts is open
15:25 ClydeFrogger: hehe...
15:25 knarf: figure i'll close it, but i can't find the lid
15:26 knarf: oh, well...i start to walk away and notice hes eating peanuts
15:26 knarf: i double take
15:26 knarf: he poured some out into the lid and eating out of the lid
15:26 knarf: like, lifting it up to his mouth
15:26 ClydeFrogger: hehe
15:26 knarf: goes back and puts it back on the jar
15:27 eppy: Uh oh
15:27 knarf: we have tiny cups and bowls for that
15:27 ClydeFrogger: knarf : please tell me you said "REALLY?!!! COME ON, 'BILLY'!"
15:28 knarf: it wasn't an instant realization...walking away something didnt seem right
15:28 knarf: i didn't double take til i was halfway back to my desk
15:29 knarf: do they not have the general You Can't Double Dip A Chip rule in india?
15:29 ClydeFrogger: they primarily eat with their hands
15:30 eppy: I don't think it's an Indian thing
15:30 knarf: then hes just wrong on both counts
15:36 ClydeFrogger has left IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
16:21 tzcheezyP: i saw that weird dude in pan's labyrinth who looked with his hands. that was creepy enough
16:21 knarf: i liked him
16:21 knarf: he didn't eat peanuts from the lid
16:22 knarf: eppy could do better than that drawing
16:22 knarf: huh, eppy!
16:24 eppy: No diggity
16:24 tzcheezyP: he's pretty creepy... until you notice there's a hole in the armpit of his costume https://www.blackgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image4full.jpg
16:25 knarf: how did you know there was a hole there?
16:25 tzcheezyP: you can totally smell it
16:25 knarf: why you sniffing his hole?
16:26 tzcheezyP: i was just... i ... i didn't... CAAAAT PAAARTAAAAAY!!
16:26 knarf: man, wiping after taking a dump would really suck for that guy
16:26 eppy: Haha
16:26 tzcheezyP: you know he wouldn't miss a spot
16:27 eppy: Playing baseball would be tricky
16:27 tzcheezyP: would give horrible new meaning to "getting an eyeful"
16:28 tzcheezyP: eppy: tru dat. especially batting
16:30 tzcheezyP: and think of all that lip he'd have to take from his old lady. cuz if he try to smackabitch, he'd give his own self a black eye.
16:30 eppy: Boxing would be tough
16:31 knarf: pretty much everything, but sitting at a dinner table and talking to someone, would suck
16:31 tzcheezyP: guillermo, wtf were you thinking???
16:32 knarf: i guess checking his blindspot would be pretty easy, but he'd have to always drive with one hand
16:32 eppy: I dunno. Would be good for looking around the corner
16:32 tzcheezyP: who drives with both hands?
16:32 tzcheezyP: couldn't ride a motorcycle, or even a bicycle
16:32 knarf: not giving a chet and telling someone to "talk to the hand" would do no good.
16:33 eppy: I think we might be onto a geico commercial
16:33 knarf: i guess he could just tell them to talk to the face
16:33 eppy: At concerts he'd be good
16:34 knarf: ah, hell yeah
16:34 knarf: 10 points to Guillermo!
16:36 eppy: I'm the one who noticed!
16:36 eppy: Where's my points?
16:37 tzcheezyP: -10 pts to eppy for being greedy and trying to steal Guillermo's mojo
16:37 eppy: So unfair!
16:38 eppy: Those were my last points
16:38 tzcheezyP: guess you'll just have to kmf, son
16:38 knarf: check between the couch coushins
16:39 eppy: You sound illiterate
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