Talk to the Face

15:16 knarf: tzcheezyP: it's your turn to spice up #chataus

15:16 knarf: oh, meeting...monkeyboy, you're turn

15:16 knarf: mehhhh

15:16 knarf: ClydeFrogger: its on you now

15:17 knarf knows ClydeFrogger is here

15:22 eppy: Knows=nose

15:22 knarf: ok, i got a REALLY!? story

15:23 eppy: Knarf: I think ClydeFrogger really hates me now

15:23 ClydeFrogger: no i don't

15:23 eppy: Knarf: shoot

15:24 knarf: haha

15:24 knarf: ok, so you know how we have snacks and stuff at work

15:24 knarf: i walked over to get a drink

15:25 knarf: this dude "Billy" is on his phone nearby

15:25 knarf: i grab my drink and notice the jar of planters peanuts is open

15:25 ClydeFrogger: hehe...

15:25 knarf: figure i'll close it, but i can't find the lid

15:26 knarf: oh, well...i start to walk away and notice hes eating peanuts

15:26 knarf: i double take

15:26 knarf: he poured some out into the lid and eating out of the lid

15:26 knarf: like, lifting it up to his mouth

15:26 ClydeFrogger: hehe

15:26 knarf: goes back and puts it back on the jar

15:27 eppy: Uh oh

15:27 knarf: we have tiny cups and bowls for that

15:27 ClydeFrogger: knarf : please tell me you said "REALLY?!!! COME ON, 'BILLY'!"

15:28 knarf: it wasn't an instant realization...walking away something didnt seem right

15:28 knarf: i didn't double take til i was halfway back to my desk

15:29 knarf: do they not have the general You Can't Double Dip A Chip rule in india?

15:29 ClydeFrogger: they primarily eat with their hands

15:30 eppy: I don't think it's an Indian thing

15:30 knarf: then hes just wrong on both counts

15:36 ClydeFrogger has left IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

16:21 tzcheezyP: i saw that weird dude in pan's labyrinth who looked with his hands.  that was creepy enough

16:21 knarf: i liked him

16:21 knarf: he didn't eat peanuts from the lid

16:22 tzcheezyP: http://orig03.deviantart.net/f373/f/2013/087/e/5/pans_labyrinth_monster_by_mrwonkystick-d5zjniq.gif

16:22 knarf: eppy could do better than that drawing

16:22 knarf: huh, eppy!

16:24 eppy: No diggity

16:24 tzcheezyP: he's pretty creepy... until you notice there's a hole in the armpit of his costume https://www.blackgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image4full.jpg

16:25 knarf: how did you know there was a hole there?

16:25 tzcheezyP: you can totally smell it

16:25 knarf: why you sniffing his hole?

16:26 tzcheezyP: i was just... i ... i didn't... CAAAAT PAAARTAAAAAY!!

16:26 knarf: man, wiping after taking a dump would really suck for that guy

16:26 eppy: Haha

16:26 tzcheezyP: you know he wouldn't miss a spot

16:27 eppy: Playing baseball would be tricky

16:27 tzcheezyP: would give horrible new meaning to "getting an eyeful"

16:28 tzcheezyP: eppy: tru dat.  especially batting

16:30 tzcheezyP: and think of all that lip he'd have to take from his old lady.  cuz if he try to smackabitch, he'd give his own self a black eye.

16:30 eppy: Boxing would be tough

16:31 knarf: pretty much everything, but sitting at a dinner table and talking to someone, would suck

16:31 tzcheezyP: guillermo, wtf were you thinking???

16:32 knarf: i guess checking his blindspot would be pretty easy, but he'd have to always drive with one hand

16:32 eppy: I dunno. Would be good for looking around the corner

16:32 tzcheezyP: who drives with both hands?

16:32 tzcheezyP: couldn't ride a motorcycle, or even a bicycle

16:32 knarf: not giving a chet and telling someone to "talk to the hand" would do no good.

16:33 eppy: I think we might be onto a geico commercial

16:33 knarf: i guess he could just tell them to talk to the face

16:33 eppy: At concerts he'd be good

16:34 knarf: ah, hell yeah

16:34 knarf: 10 points to Guillermo!

16:36 eppy: I'm the one who noticed!

16:36 eppy: Where's my points?

16:37 tzcheezyP: -10 pts to eppy for being greedy and trying to steal Guillermo's mojo

16:37 eppy: So unfair!

16:38 eppy: Those were my last points

16:38 tzcheezyP: guess you'll just have to kmf, son

16:38 knarf: check between the couch coushins

16:39 eppy: You sound illiterate

Mehhh

14:37 knarf: for those not on fb, do you recognize this?

14:37 knarf: https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11836860_10152913350146090_1899739870425385922_n.jpg?oh=4179f42d0dd0f3b2fbb317d27d5865b0&oe=5644CE56

14:37 monkey_boy: holy crap

14:38 tzcheezyP: that looks like the basement call in the cs building

14:38 monkey_boy: that's the hall to the lab

14:38 tzcheezyP: call=hall

14:38 monkey_boy: the one on the left was DR. Gates' (shudder) lab

14:39 tzcheezyP: is the CS building still standing?

14:39 monkey_boy: the hand dispenser is new

14:39 ClydeFrogger: the door on the right is the lab where i first "met" monkey and thought he was a computer snob

14:39 monkey_boy: it only took you 15 years to be proven right

14:39 ClydeFrogger: "mehhhh, im monkey_boy and i finish my labs in 2 seconds cause im awesome and know computers...mehhhh"

14:40 monkey_boy remembers saying mehhh a lot in college

14:41 ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy : i remember, too

14:41 ClydeFrogger: i thought it was weird at the time...still do

14:41 monkey_boy: and 2 seconds...that was one of the harder labs

14:41 tzcheezyP: he was to good for ACM. i remember that

14:41 tzcheezyP: ruth and i paid dues for him

14:42 tzcheezyP: *too

14:42 monkey_boy: ACM is fo' suckaz

14:42 monkey_boy: eppy taught me that

14:42 monkey_boy: mehhhhh

14:42 tzcheezyP: eppy was an officer

14:42 ClydeFrogger: eppy was just mad at ACM cause they rejected his logo suggestions

14:42 knarf: haha, that frosh monkey_boy impression was spot on

14:42 tzcheezyP: i crayoned his logo onto my acm hoodie

14:43 tzcheezyP: the frosh prince?

14:43 ClydeFrogger: i dont remember if i had CS I or CS II with tzcheezyP

14:44 ClydeFrogger: he never said mehhh

14:44 monkey_boy: oh, he did

14:44 tzcheezyP: lies!

14:44 tzcheezyP: both of you

14:44 monkey_boy: you never did study group with him

14:44 monkey_boy: he waved his nerd flag high and proud

14:44 tzcheezyP remembers calling it his "flag"

14:45 tzcheezyP: could never talk ruth into pledging allegiance

14:45 ClydeFrogger is glad he never did study group with tzcheezyP

14:45 ClydeFrogger: ruth was a big ol' nerd

14:46 tzcheezyP: she truly was

14:46 ClydeFrogger: i remember she was upset cause she missed 1 question on a test

14:46 knarf: tzcheezyP: lol

14:46 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy had a big ol' crush on her, but she barely noticed him

14:46 monkey_boy: she ditched me and tzcheezyP to study for numerical analysis

14:46 monkey_boy: for the final

14:46 tzcheezyP: i remember that

14:46 monkey_boy: when I asked why she said she was afraid we'd ask too many basic questions

14:46 tzcheezyP: was worried we weren't serious, would hold her back

14:46 ClydeFrogger: meanwhile, monkey_boy was walking around the halls just saying "mehhh"

14:47 monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger : that was 90% of how I studied

14:47 knarf: haha

14:47 tzcheezyP: we still got a's in numerical

14:47 monkey_boy: I got a B

14:47 knarf: dumbace

14:47 tzcheezyP: ok... we (me) got a's

14:47 ClydeFrogger: haha

14:47 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy: i'll share

14:47 monkey_boy: I was hoping Ruth was going to help me with the jerbomnsky matricies crap

14:47 monkey_boy: that crap never made sense to me

14:48 monkey_boy: (jacobian?)

14:48 tzcheezyP: yeah

14:48 knarf: is that how nerds whisper sweet nothings to each other?

14:48 monkey_boy: knarf : no. we say

14:48 monkey_boy: mehhhh.....

14:48 ClydeFrogger: hehe

14:48 knarf: haha

14:48 tzcheezyP: you cross product the matri-cee wth the matri-dee

14:49 knarf: monkey_boy: it doesnt matter what you post now. my mind automatically attaches "mehhhh" to the end of it

14:49 monkey_boy: haha

14:49 ClydeFrogger: haha

14:49 tzcheezyP: haah

14:49 tzcheezyP: ah=ha

14:49 monkey_boy: I'm surprised I was never pantsed or given a swirly

14:49 ClydeFrogger: cause you were around a bunch of nerds

14:49 tzcheezyP: we waited until you dozed

14:49 ClydeFrogger: that would be like hating on your own kind there

14:49 ClydeFrogger: like black on black crime

14:50 tzcheezyP: ruth also violated you during one nap

14:50 tzcheezyP: i promised not the tell

14:50 monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger : Today in breaking news we have a tragic story of nerd on nerd crime

14:50 knarf: "...or given a swirly [mehhh]"

14:50 tzcheezyP: haha

14:50 tzcheezyP: good stuff, fellas

14:50 knarf: i cant stop laughing

14:51 knarf: people know im not working now

14:51 tzcheezyP does a double-take

14:51 tzcheezyP: i didn't realize knarf was the one with the auto-mehh comment

14:51 tzcheezyP: i thought it was ClydeFrogger

14:52 knarf: monkey_boy: go do some nerding and write a mehhh-bot to append mehhh to all your posts

14:52 tzcheezyP is trying to picture swirly-pantse and realizes they look a lot like casserole pants

14:52 monkey_boy: do some nerding, I like that

14:53 tzcheezyP: knarf: what are they putting in the c0 over there?

14:53 tzcheezyP: you're all amped up

14:54 knarf: havent had any today!

14:54 knarf: i usually get one for the ride home

14:55 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy taught me that correlation is not causation, which is why i've always been suspicious of that phrase

14:55 monkey_boy: (mehhhh)

14:55 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy: is it still true?

14:56 tzcheezyP: i see

14:56 tzcheezyP remains doobie us