Wednesday, June 23, 2010

BZZZZZZZZZZZZ part 2







chatty chat has World Cup fever!!





BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[10:19] [helga_] someone in my hallway has an app that makes the sound you hear at the world cup soccer games
[10:20] [helga_] that super annoying sound
[10:20] [helga_] i want to punch this person in the face
[10:20] [knarf] its free
[10:20] [tzcheezy_poof] wow, it really DOES bring that world cup feeling
[10:20] * knarf sends the app link to eppy
[10:20] [helga_] knarf: do it and i'll punch you in the fce
[10:21] [helga_] face
[10:21] [tzcheezy_poof] a little work on the heavy bag and helga_ could be a real soccer fan
[10:21] [knarf] your face is i'll punch you in the face
[10:23] [knarf] helga_: get your bf on chat and if he doesnt ruin KL, i wont send him the app
[10:24] [ClydeFrogger] KL blackmail...nice
[10:25] [helga_] why don't you sametime him
[10:26] [knarf] same time him the app link?
[10:26] [tzcheezy_poof] is this his 1 on 1 week?
[10:27] [helga_] well, i already emailed him and told him if he gets the app, our relationship is over and his iphone will get punched by my fist
[10:27] [helga_] tzcheezy_poof: that's usually at 11
[10:27] [ClydeFrogger] haha.
[10:27] [ClydeFrogger] helga_: you should wait till he gets his new iphone and then punch that one
[10:27] [knarf] thatll learn him
[10:28] [helga_] haha
[10:28] [knarf] .msg ClydeFrogger we could totally get on his new phone during KL and install the app
[10:28] * tzcheezy_poof hopes knarf has the common decency to hide in the bushes and film it all
[10:28] [helga_] it'll still be under warranty, right?
[10:28] * ClydeFrogger shrugs
[10:28] [knarf] yeah, punches under covered for like 2 years
[10:28] [knarf] under=are
[10:28] [knarf] that was weird
[10:29] [helga_] covered under your face?
[10:30] *** eppy has joined #chataus
[10:31] * helga_ held up her end of the bargain... knarf better do the same
[10:31] [ClydeFrogger] knarf, eppy: what sport are we going to play on friday?
[10:31] [ClydeFrogger] my vote is either volleyball or basketball
[10:33] [knarf] if they dont lock me in my cage here...i say bball
[10:34] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: we could stick some waterballoons in the freezer the night before an then play in water ballon fight
[10:34] [ClydeFrogger] haha
[10:41] [eppy] spain is losing to the swiss.. might be the first upset
[10:41] [knarf] eppy: we kartin?
[10:43] [eppy] yeah.. but i have my 1on1 at 11
[10:43] [eppy] so it wont be til 1130
[10:43] [knarf] k
[10:43] [knarf] .msg helga_ as promised, i wont send eppy this app link http://bit.ly/aXnHz4
[10:46] [eppy] ouuu.. vuvuzela app
[10:46] [helga_] eppy: if you get it, you cant play it
[10:46] [helga_] i will give chauncey your iphone to play with in the backyard
[10:46] [knarf] haha
[10:46] * helga_ might even teach chauncey to bury iphones
[10:46] * monkey_boy does not like the vuvuzuelas
[10:46] [eppy] mebby chauncey likes vuvuzelas
[10:47] [eppy] only one way to find out
[10:47] [knarf] thatd be great if helga_ gave him the phone and he just kept playing on that app
[10:47] [knarf] CHAUNCEY!!
[10:47] [ClydeFrogger] haha

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

someone is never happy


[monkey_boy] y'all see the new mac minis?
[monkey_boy] they look cool to me but the specs are weak.
[helga] why weak?
[helga] i saw it came with 2GB memory std... that's pretty weak
[tzcheezy_poof] that's weak for a mini?
[monkey_boy] that's weak for a computer
[monkey_boy] the cpu is dated
[monkey_boy] it's still the older core 2 duo model
[tzcheezy_poof] why do you expect a mini to be equivalent to a full-sized laptop?
[monkey_boy] I don't expect that.
[monkey_boy] I'm just saying that they INCREASED the price by $100 and offered the same hardware
[monkey_boy] you're paying for the new case and that's that.
[tzcheezy_poof] ok, that's a decent argument
[knarf] i'm a pc
[tzcheezy_poof] was win 7 your idea?
[knarf] pretty good, right?

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Happy Birthday, Monkey!


[ClydeFrogger] helga: you see the SATC2 movie?
[helga] ClydeFrogger: no, but i was thinking maybe some ladies would want to go on sunday
[helga] or saturday night ....
[monkey_boy] paper wasps are buildig a big nest in the back of my condo
[helga] eppy's friends are in town for The Melvins and i want to kidnap eppy's bff's girlfriend and take her to see SATC2 instead of the show
[monkey_boy] I need to get that sucker down.
[helga] monkey_boy: wasp spray!
[monkey_boy] yep.
[monkey_boy] it's high up
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: flamethrower
[monkey_boy] it's pretty big too
[helga] if its high up and you can't reach it without getting on a ladder, call the HOA and have them take care of it
[helga] no need for you to get stung on a ladder when the HOA will do it
[helga] and its a hazard for them to leave it there
[ClydeFrogger] or, throw rocks at it
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you're so smart.
[helga] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger's condo might have a wasp nest, you should go throw rocks and find out
[monkey_boy] helga: I had a scare last week
[monkey_boy] I went out my back door to the closest dumpster
[monkey_boy] on the way back
[monkey_boy] I was at the door and I felt something in my hair
[monkey_boy] so I brushed it out
[monkey_boy] and looked up
[monkey_boy] I looked into the eyes of about 5 wasps bulding a nest on the top of my door frame
[monkey_boy] it was about 4 inches from my face
[monkey_boy] they were....irritated.
[monkey_boy] so yeah, I ran inside
[monkey_boy] and got a broom, cracked the door and knocked it down.
* monkey_boy **hates** paper wasps. they stung me so many times in Canutillo. We had them around our house from march to september.
* eppy now knows what to get monkey for his bday
[helga] the gift that keeps on giving
* eppy makes note to make sure monkey_boy shakes his bday gift before he opens it
[ClydeFrogger] like a salt shaker or polaroid?
[eppy] like one of those arm exercise shake contraptions
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: more like a box full of paper wasps