make dave bleed

[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: did you see south park last night?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: which one?
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: free willy
[ClydeFrogger] nah, i missed it
[ClydeFrogger] forgot it was on
[monkey_boy] I got the avi if you want it
[ClydeFrogger] ill catch it tonight
[monkey_boy] it has the mexican space program on it
[helga_] si, fly
[monkey_boy] helga_: oh man, I loved that
[helga_] si, fly
[helga_] "it'll get funny"
[helga_] last night dave hit me with a bottle metal cap and then i started bleeding
[monkey_boy] whoa
[monkey_boy] did you call the cops?
[monkey_boy] file a report?
[helga_] and when i was mad at him, and was about to call the cops...
[helga_] he kept saying, "but, it'll get funny, just you wait"
[helga_] i gotta admit....
[helga_] it did get funny.
[monkey_boy] hahah
[monkey_boy] nice
[monkey_boy] this means you get one free "make dave bleed" event
[monkey_boy] that's a nice card to have
[helga_] awesome
[helga_] so true
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: save up to 3 of those and you can trade them in for a "kick dave in the nads" event
[monkey_boy] best print one out and keep it in your purse
[helga_] monkey_boy: i'll make a wallet size version
[monkey_boy] sweet
[monkey_boy] so what are you getting glitta for xmas ClydeFrogger ?
[monkey_boy] best be something totally sweet
[ClydeFrogger] nothin'...teach her a lesson for not getting me nuthin'
[monkey_boy] nice
[monkey_boy] you show her
[chellers] maybe glitta is gonna make you something from the heart
[chellers] like a nice knitted scarf
[chellers] or a knitted vest
[helga_] http://www.supload.com/free/MakeDaveBleed.jpg/view/
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: thats good
[monkey_boy] sexy
[chellers] helga_: hahahahaha
[monkey_boy] that's awesome
[monkey_boy] print it out
[helga_] who knew the card already existed? :)
[monkey_boy] yep
[monkey_boy] the internet has everything
* monkey_boy searchers for "bank account with millions to give to monkeyboy"

Vote For Monkeyboy

[monkeyboy] vote for monkeyboy: I'll give mandatory days off to gamers.
[knarf] hes got my vote
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'll invade canada.
[monkeyboy] and make it a real country.
[helga] um, it already IS a real country
[monkeyboy] no way.
[monkeyboy] it's like usa-lite.
[Cracker] than what's mexico?
[knarf] monkeyboy makes a strong case...
[knarf] monkeyboy: will you stick to your beliefs or pull a kerry and support no war next week?
[monkeyboy] Cracker: oh, I'm going after them next.
[monkeyboy] knarf: I've always been for invading canada.
[monkeyboy] I stand by that.
[ClydeFrog] they should just get all the world leaders and play a "winner take all" game of risk
[knarf] 3 cheers for monkeyboy
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'm gonna smack around time warner and comcast and all the cable providers.
[monkeyboy] NO MORE COMMERCIALS on cable.
[ClydeFrog] nice
[monkeyboy] and regulate the broadband market.
[Cracker] Seriously though, if you vote at the primaries tonight, you will become attached to a party for 2 years. This election will determin the candidates to run in November General election.
[ClydeFrog] /msg monkeyboy and more skinemax type channels
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: only after 10pm
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: after 10, tv becomes like europe.
[ClydeFrog] but without the hairy chicks
[monkeyboy] I can't control hair. you'll have to vote on that with your remote.
[ClydeFrog] vote with your remote....i smell a patent....dibs
[monkeyboy] hahaha
[monkeyboy] oh, and SCO is sent to haiti to fix all the problems there.
[monkeyboy] and this is just in the first month in office!
[knarf] youre awesome
[knarf] monkeyboy: what about SC2?
[monkeyboy] starcraft 2?
[knarf] where do you stand on a new SC?
[knarf] si
[monkeyboy] oh, there will be talks with blizzard.
[monkeyboy] maybe a nice government grant.
[knarf] ouuuu
[monkeyboy] we've spent too much on crap like social security.
[monkeyboy] oh, and drug companies get the finger.
[monkeyboy] no more of this $200 a bottle for pills.
[monkeyboy] sheesh
[ClydeFrog] can we get back the money weve put into social security since SS wont be there when we need it
[knarf] you can direct funds planned parenthood and any $$ being wasted on this same sex deal
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: I can't do that...BUT, I can give you a free copy of starcraft 2
[ClydeFrog] i dont like those kinds of games
[monkeyboy] but it's free
[ClydeFrog] BOOOOO
[ClydeFrog] your losing my vote
[monkeyboy] ok, ClydeFrog is shipped to haiti too.
[knarf] monkeyboy: how about a WP version that REALLY works
[monkeyboy] wp?
[knarf] warppipe
[monkeyboy] ah.
[knarf] monkeyboy: i cant kart if ClydeFrog is in haiti
[monkeyboy] tell him to stop being a wuss then
[monkeyboy] oh, this whole controversy of power in california?
[chelle] that could be your campaign motto
[monkeyboy] simple. blow the place up.
[monkeyboy] no more calif.
[chelle] "stop being a wuss...vote for monkeyboy"
[monkeyboy] damn straight.
[monkeyboy] I'm off to cafepress.com to make some bumperstickers.
[knarf] thats beautiful
[knarf] monkeyboy: the raiders are in calif...you lose my vcote
[knarf] vote*
[monkeyboy] knarf: we can move them.
[monkeyboy] it's not a suprise blow up.
[knarf] im gonna have to see a draft of your proposal
[monkeyboy] tell everyone I'm blowing up calif in 90 days.
[ClydeFrog] the terminator might try to stop you
[monkeyboy] the other option is split it up into 5-10 states.
[monkeyboy] where hollywood is blown up after the split.
[monkeyboy] oh, MTV becomes illegal.
[monkeyboy] damn MTV
[chelle] :o
[monkeyboy] they don't play music!
[chelle] no more newlyweds?
[monkeyboy] chelle: they'll have to find a new station.
[chelle] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[monkeyboy] I propose a live tv station.
[monkeyboy] all reality shows.
[monkeyboy] quit putting that on other networks.
[monkeyboy] scifi with one?
[monkeyboy] that's just sad.
[Cracker] you're making lose my concetration here
[monkeyboy] it's 4
[Cracker] yeah, I still have 2 HOURS
[monkeyboy] what concentration you had is gone with after lunch boost.
[Cracker] actually, I had a "i'm now connected" boost
[monkeyboy] uh, okay...
[Cracker] laptop connection wasn't working
[monkeyboy] any other bones for my administration to pick?
[knarf] how do you spell apaer?
[knarf] dissappear
[knarf] appear?
[Cracker] yes
[monkeyboy] yes
[Cracker] does it look funny after staring at it?
knarf nods
[monkeyboy] don't look at it anymore, it's right.
knarf closes his eyes
[eppy] monkeyboy: will you kill linkin' park and 50 cent for me?
[monkeyboy] eppy: see my hollywood bomb proposal.
[eppy] alrighty
[monkeyboy] oh, any white people caught saing the "words" bling and/or bling will be shot on sight.
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: what do you propose to do to people who blame fast food restaurants for their chubness
[knarf] its the same word
[knarf] what about wanna be rappin white boyz?
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: put them on treadmills and store the power.
[monkeyboy] we have more power and less fatties.
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[eppy] ive been wanting to patent that for a while
[chelle] monkeyboy: on a similar note, how do you propose to control ppl filing unecessary lawsuits?
[monkeyboy] the problem with the U.S. is we're all too afraid to say what we think (except for ClydeFrog).
[monkeyboy] chelle: that one's easy too.
[ClydeFrog] eppy sucks
[eppy] lollipops
[eppy] .
[monkeyboy] chelle: they like sharks in suits, let's see if they like sharks in water.
[monkeyboy] film it.
[monkeyboy] put on reality tv.
[chelle] nice
[monkeyboy] make money on endorsements.
[debora] lol
[monkeyboy] this nation debt thing would be gone in no time.
[monkeyboy] this prison thing is easy too.
[monkeyboy] make a nice square state all walled in...
[monkeyboy] and rename it to Thunderdome.
[monkeyboy] film that too.
[knarf] hey hey hye
[eppy] i see a pattern
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the hungry
[monkeyboy] eppy: feed em?
[eppy] thats so crazy it might just work!
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the homeless...lemme guess
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[debora] yes
[eppy] put them on a reality show building there own home?
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: can you get rid of lotus notes or at least make it work
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: lotus and all products related therein are banished to russia
[chelle] np
[ClydeFrog] russia, nice
[knarf] banished...like on forever eden
[ClydeFrog] guess haiti got too crowded
[knarf] aka paradise hotel
[monkeyboy] sametime is replaced with a not-crap IM, and we all get IMAP.
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: you don't wanna go to Haiti.
[helga] qee IMAP?
[monkeyboy] helga: it's a protocol that stores your mail on the server.
[debora] monkeyboy: can we get a better search engine in w3?
[monkeyboy] it's like POP3
[monkeyboy] debora: w3 is gone. we get ibm.google.com

Who's BDay is Next??

[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, yup that's the fountain i saw
[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, but it would have to be white chocolate
* noodleLegs thinks
[noodleLegs] eppy, sea dragon, i think
[eppy] sounds right
[eppy] thats right...paul was leaving right around that time
* SignOff helgaTHEgreat: #chataus (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
[eppy] the one before was yours and monkey was leaving then
[noodleLegs] eppy: i planned it but i couldn't go to yours
[noodleLegs] cuz of a meeting or something
[noodleLegs] eppy, right
[eppy] ok...do we know who's is the next bday...normally it'd been paul...but he's goners...i think wendy's is next...in march
* noodleLegs taps eppy on the head
[eppy] am i forgetting someone's bday
[noodleLegs] isn't it helga's?
[eppy] oh oh oh...yeah
[knarf] haha
[noodleLegs] hope she wasn't watching
[eppy] i guess i should set it up
[knarf] lucky
[knarf] she left chat
[eppy] no...she just signed off
[eppy] no one tell
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[knarf] my silence is for sale
[noodleLegs] chatty archieve blackmail?
[knarf] damn str8
[chelle] knarf: i think you need a new game for your xbox que no?
* SignOff knarf: #chataus ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.2.1")
[chelle] then again maybe not
[eppy] woohoo
* knarf has joined #chataus
[noodleLegs] i wonder if eppy killed knarf to silence him
[knarf] hells nah
* mode/#chataus [+o knarf] by chelle
[eppy] archive is gone...im safe from knarf
[chelle] maybe kanrf needs another xbox to have upstairs
[chelle] oop knarf
[knarf] yes, that would be nice chelle
[noodleLegs] chelle, you trying to sell an xbox?
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[knarf] way off
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[noodleLegs] k, i'll go back to reading
[noodleLegs] bbl
[knarf] chats been slow...i believe this is archive worthy
[eppy] luckily you signed off...so the archive is goners
[knarf] nope
[knarf] sucka
[eppy] youre bluffing
[knarf] really?
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[eppy] nothing..you aint got chet
[ClydeFrogger] so bored
[glitta] i thought eppy was joking and trying someone to mention helgas bday
[ClydeFrogger] they should put an arcade in 908
[ClydeFrogger] a free one
[eppy] glitta: momentary lapse
[glitta] lapse of what
[ClydeFrogger] ouuu
[eppy] of remembering
[ClydeFrogger] shes calling you out
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you still swollen and itchy
[ClydeFrogger] ?
[knarf] wow
[eppy] :/
[knarf] what did you guys do at lunch??
[eppy] haha
[glitta] eppy: if you really forgot.. that is baaad. I wouldnt tell helga cause she'll get Mad!
[eppy] wouldnt you like to know
[knarf] oh, im telling helga
[eppy] glitta: why would i tell?
[knarf] it'll be fun for me
[eppy] knarf: she's not gonna believe you
[knarf] she will when i post the archive
[glitta] i mean I will not tell helga.. cause i dont want her to get mad at you.
[eppy] glitta: you rock!
[eppy] knarf: whatever...you aint got it
[glitta] and i dont want her to get her feelings hurt either
[knarf] right now the going rate on my silence is only a fajita taco combo
[eppy] post a small snipet if you do
[knarf] it'll go up later
[knarf] the going rate that is
[ClydeFrogger] lets play some movie trivia
[DJPoppinJ] ok
[DJPoppinJ] lets
[knarf] [
[knarf] [
[knarf] [
[knarf] theres more...
[eppy] :0
[knarf] make them all steak fajita tacos
* helgaTHEgreat has joined channel #chataus
[knarf] :D
[eppy] bbl

Config code is so 3rd grade

[chelle] oh man...these next three weeks are gonna be busy
[ClydeFrog] was that a sarcastic voice
[chelle] no i'm serious
Parblabo takes a moment to count the hairs on his big toe
[ClydeFrog] but are you CHERIOUS
[chelle] they want me to write the config code for this new adapter
[chelle] EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
[ClydeFrog] tell them you dont want to
[ClydeFrog] maybe next year
[chelle] no it's exciting
[chelle] and scary
[monkeyboy] chelle: config isn't too bad.
[chelle] well it needs to at least be a skeleton
[monkeyboy] you'll be fine.
[chelle] yeah i've been looking over the config for the ethernet adapter
[monkeyboy] if you get stuck, I know nothing.
[monkeyboy] ;)
[chelle] figured that was a good place to start
[chelle] :D
[monkeyboy] nah, I'll help ya if I can.
[ClydeFrog] me too
[monkeyboy] key thing is I can't look at the code.
[chelle] understood
[chelle] thx
[ClydeFrog] i used to write config for adapters when i was in high school
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle do not trust ClydeFrog's lies...
[chelle] /msg monkey yeah i'm kinda ignoring him
[ClydeFrog] this one time, i had this adapter and it took me 3 days to write the code
[ClydeFrog] i almost failed the class, but then right before class started, i finished
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle goo idea.
[ClydeFrog] turns out, it was the best config code the teacher ever saw
[monkeyboy] ooh ClydeFrog! tell us more! you're so smart!
[ClydeFrog] i think i got an award or something
[chelle] wow...you're AMAZING
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle god, he's irritating, itsn't he?
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: an award for SUCKING?
[Parblabo] i SO did that in 3rd grade
[chelle] /msg monkey hahahahaha
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[monkeyboy] ;)
[chelle] i am glad i took dd class tho...at least i know what config code is ;)
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: you're at -1 minutes.
[ClydeFrog] Parblabo: yeah, well in 3rd grade i was too busy finding a cure for smallpox, so i didnt have 7th period open for that class
[monkeyboy] you need to leave.

Resident Evil: chataus

[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: so you wanna take a trip out to raccoon city and shoot some zombies
[monkey_boy] damn right.
[monkey_boy] dibs on Jill Valentine
[ClydeFrogger] thats fine with me
[ClydeFrogger] milla is hotter and kicks more ace
monkey_boy grabs his samurai sword
[monkey_boy] yeah, enjoy that t-virus
[monkey_boy] cuz you're gonna get it.
[monkey_boy] from kissing her.
[ClydeFrogger] so
[ClydeFrogger] then ill be able to kick ace like her
[monkey_boy] then she's gonna have to kill you
[ClydeFrogger] and run down buildings
[monkey_boy] nope
[monkey_boy] you'll mutate
[monkey_boy] and be all slow and hungry
[ClydeFrogger] no
[monkey_boy] yup, I can see the future
[ClydeFrogger] ill be safe about it
[monkey_boy] oh, ok then
[monkey_boy] so we going?
[ClydeFrogger] yeah
monkey_boy holds his sword at the ready
[ClydeFrogger] i just need to finsih this one thing
[monkey_boy] suh-weet
[ClydeFrogger] you know, i think eppy is a zombie
monkey_boy hands ClydeFrogger this nice new vest
[monkey_boy] got this for ya
[ClydeFrogger] i saw him walking all slow and pigeon-toed this morning
[monkey_boy] ass. :)
[ClydeFrogger] what?
[ClydeFrogger] fine
[ClydeFrogger] when he bites you
[ClydeFrogger] im gonna shoot you in the face
monkey_boy snickers
[monkey_boy] that's fine.
monkey_boy can't believe ClydeFrogger didn't notice the vest he gave him has S.T.A.R.S. written on the back
[ClydeFrogger] d!x
[monkey_boy] :D
[ClydeFrogger] i see how it is
[monkey_boy] hahahahah
[monkey_boy] just don't start using any fake russian accents and we'll be ok.
ClydeFrogger writes "I (heart) Ryan" above the S.T.A.R.S and crosses out the 'S'
[monkey_boy] you love ryan T.A.R.S?
[ClydeFrogger] damn you

Volleyball Theory

[eppy] the day will come when you will feel the wrath...the wrath of
[eppy] KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
[Glitta] chaka kahn?
[knarf] let me rock you?
[eppy] i still dont get how...i think monkey...or mebby you were like...yeah...i finished SC over the weekend
[Glitta] eppy: did you get my sheck]
[Glitta] ]=?
[knarf] uh, no one fished it over the weekend
[eppy] Glitta: yes...thx
[Glitta] great!
[eppy] i still dont get why you just didnt hand it to me
[Glitta] cause you still wouldnt have it
[knarf] you dont get alot of things huh?
[Glitta] and i always feel bad when someone puts up there own cash
[eppy] oh...well i wont cash it for prolly another week
[Glitta] well now i dont have to worry about it..
[knarf] did ou guys win last week?
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[eppy] got cancelled
[knarf] oh yeah
[Glitta] eppy so did the shirt idea bust
* eppy crosses fingers
[ClydeFrogger] yes
[Glitta] i kinda dont think i want a new shirt?
[eppy] Glitta: too many haters
[ClydeFrogger] i didnt see any patterns, or designs
[ClydeFrogger] it was all words, no visual
[eppy] you made the pattern
[eppy] you know what it looks like
[Glitta] maybe we can get socks instead?
[ClydeFrogger] shorts
[ClydeFrogger] or hats
[ClydeFrogger] oh oh oh, team bags
[Glitta] yeah team bags
[Glitta] thats cool
[eppy] bags huh...to hold?
[helgaTHEgreat] i just came back from Ulta and i tried a sample of perfume on and i can smell its a bit strong... i bet my OM hates me
[Glitta] no Water Bottles!!!!!
[Glitta] we shoudl get water bottles with our team logo on them!!!!!
[ClydeFrogger] oh, and a team bus
[ClydeFrogger] to take us to the games to make sure everyone is on time
[Glitta] so people can get there ON TIME
* ClydeFrogger looks at eppy
[Glitta] ha ha
[Glitta] ClydeFrogger: in eppys defense i did have a missed call on my cell from dave at 7:24 eppy images glitta and clydefrogger as two small annoying chicuacuas
[Glitta] im sure it was to let us know he was gonna be late
[Glitta] chihuahuas
[knarf] whoa
[ClydeFrogger] no, chicuacuas
[ClydeFrogger] they are new
[knarf] are those like chiclets?
[Glitta] eppy probably new in advance that the game was gonna be canceled
[Glitta] eppy: so why were you late?? clyde has a theory..
[eppy] late?
[Glitta] to the vb game last week
[eppy] haha
Signoff: chelle (burroughs.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
[eppy] oh...i hadta go by helga's to get her comp
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: what was clyde's theory?
[knarf] you guys should of told him beforehand what time the
game was at
[eppy] welp...trey's back on...bbl
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: figured he would have known, since he is the coach and all
[Glitta] clyde: you can explain your theory if you want
[ClydeFrogger] well
[knarf] and can you hear the sound of hysteria
[knarf] the subliminal mind fook america
* helgaTHEgreat patiently listens
[ClydeFrogger] i heard from a one ms. wendy korn that the two of them had just finished eating at an establishment called Thundercloud subs
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, and wendy got there before him?
[knarf] is that the theory?
[ClydeFrogger] since ms. korn was already at the gym, and it had been about 15 minutes, i concluded that he must have taken a detour to either his or your house
[knarf] ahhh
[helgaTHEgreat] he DID take a detour. your theory was right
[ClydeFrogger] for the purpose of pooping, since we all known eppy has a phobia of using public restrooms
[knarf] hahahahahha
[Glitta] ha ha ha
[helgaTHEgreat] NO, he had to pick up my computer
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[Glitta] im sure he got a poop in there too
[knarf] HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[knarf] oh man
* helgaTHEgreat secretly laughs so eppy doesn't see
[knarf] ah man...i couldnt keep it in
[knarf] my om wants to know whats fnuny
[knarf] funny*
[knarf] eppy: can you swing by so he knows who you are?
* ClydeFrogger takes off his sherlock holmes hat
[ClydeFrogger] and that is my theory

I'm So Embarrassed

[eppy] im so embarrassed
[ClydeFrogger] whys that
[eppy] i closed my door...cut one...and sure enough...someone came to visit
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger]hahaha
[eppy] i considered not opening
[ClydeFrogger] sucka
[ClydeFrogger] why did you
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: your too nice
[sistersuds] new nick for eppy pedo
[ClydeFrogger] they would have come back
[glitta] do you think they noticed
[eppy] it was a girl...im sure
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] groos
[glitta] did you say excuse me or pretend like nothing happend?
[eppy] pretend
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: start a rumor that it was her who busted ace in your office
[eppy] it turns out that im getting an office mate
[sistersuds] oh really?
[eppy] that poor soul
[DJPoppinJf] who?
[eppy] no idea
[sistersuds] the chick that visited you?
[DJPoppinJf] now eppy has to bring in his air freshener again to the office
[eppy] no...she was just the organizer of that stuff
[sistersuds] she's probably gonna be like..."eeeww i don't wanna sit w/ fart boy"
[eppy] she offered to clean my office
[knarf] poor lady...shes nice too
[sistersuds] she is nice
[knarf] and eppy assaulted her
[sistersuds] oh man i can't stop laughing
[DJPoppinJf] haha
[sistersuds] eppy: did you purposely shut your door cause you knew you were gonna rip one?
[eppy] sistersuds: yeah
[sistersuds] LOL
[eppy] her name is beth
[knarf] her name was beth....RIP
[DJPoppinJf] it's those wings we had last night

Hells Yeah

[helga] eppy: has cracker told you yet that she's having a yard sale?
[eppy] :/
[eppy] hells nah
[knarf] eppy: i think the hells can only be used with the yeah
[knarf] sounds weird with nah
[knarf] plus, you gotta rase the roof when you do it
[eppy] knarf: sorry...i hoped you'd get a kick out of it
[helga] i'm glad i don't get the heaves when i see people puke
[knarf] rase=raise
[eppy] knarf: but but but...it makes me laff
[knarf] alright...but you still gotta raise the roof when you say it
[eppy] woohoo
eppy tugs on knarfs shirt
knarf turns around, looks down
[knarf] what is it kid?
[eppy] knarf: by "raise the roof" you mean...holla?
[knarf] no no...what you just did....to get my attention, that was a form of holla'ing
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta limp like your leg was broken
[eppy] oh...i mean...i gots to use all caps...
[knarf] twitching and shakin kind of like you been smokin.....
[eppy] i thought that was the humpty dance...is yo chance
[knarf] wait...no...thats the humpty dance
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta:
[knarf] roof
[knarf] ^ ^
[noodleLegs] haha
[knarf] then give a
[knarf] HELLS YEAH!!
[Monkeyboy] holla holla?
[Monkeyboy] dollah dollah?
[Pablo] are those anime smiley eyes?
[knarf] who holla'ing?
[eppy] pues like con your arms?
[noodleLegs] monkey: you need a dollar?
[Monkeyboy] noodleLegs: nah, it's a song... :)
[noodleLegs] ah, k
[knarf] if you need a dollah, just a holla
[eppy] noodleLegs: tell him.."Move bee-atch...get out the way!"
[knarf] eppy: so you got it?
[eppy] knarf: 10-4 good buddy