GH

[chelle] knarf: can ray and i borrow your recording of average joe after you and holly watch it?
[knarf] ouuu...yeah, if holly didnt use it to record today
[chelle] ah ok
[knarf] we watched it last nite...dont know if she rewound the tape for her daily dose of GH
[chelle] if she did that's cool
[knarf] call me tonite, ill check when i get home if i remember
[chelle] k
[chelle] thx
[knarf] np
[eppy] qee GH?
[knarf] Georgia Hooters
[chelle] Green Hippos
[knarf] Ghastly Hangnails (a Discovery Channel Exclusive)
[eppy] Green Hornet?
[chelle] ooouuu..good one
[helga] Going Home, on HGTV
[knarf] Green Home (a double block with Going Home)
[knarf] Green Ham (The Food Network)
[helga] Granite Houses (follows Green Home)
[helga] Game Hour on ESPN
[chelle] Golden Handbags (on HSN)
[helga] Genuine Hos (E! Entertainment exclusive)
[knarf] Gang Hos (Spice Channel Exclusive)
[chelle] Ghetto Hos (MTV special)
[knarf] Golf Hour (FOX Sports Network)
[monkeyboy] Giggling hotties?
[knarf] Getting Hitler (The History Channel)
[helga] Gambling Hotels (Travel Channel)
[ClydeFrog] general hospital
[knarf] booo
* ClydeFrog hangs head
* ClydeFrog walks away in shame
[monkeyboy] gambling hitler is a good'un
[helga] i guess ClydeFrog isn't so perfect anymore
[monkeyboy] sounds like the travel channel and the history channel ganging up
[helga] Gang-green Hitler is like the discovery health show channel and history channel working as one
[knarf] Gang-green Hos
[helga] gross
[chelle] eeeww
[knarf] that could be an MTV special on its own...no collaboration needed
[eppy] gang-green=gangrene
[knarf] thats not how MTV would do it

Zombies

[eppy] pizza bagels?
[knarf] piiiiiiiiiiiza
[knarf] in the morning
[ClydeFrog] haha, i didnt notice that
[ClydeFrog] robert rans-something, his job title is "sensitive parts administrator"
[knarf] that funny
[ClydeFrog] well, it could be
[ClydeFrog] if you had one ounce of humor in your body
[knarf] http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=3&u=/afp/20040125/od_afp/india_offbeat_cow_040125145836
[monkeyboy] poor bastard.
[monkeyboy] and I thought I had it rough.
[ClydeFrog] im out
[eppy] lol
[monkeyboy] olo?
[monkeyboy] o_O
[monkeyboy] ^_o
[knarf] *_*
[knarf] thats me when i OD on hydrocodone
[eppy] haha...hydrocodone...is that that muscle relaxer?
[knarf] pain killer
[eppy] oh...pain killer
[knarf] thats funny....pain killer
[eppy] there's a street name for it too right
[monkeyboy] it's nothat's almost a zombie.
[monkeyboy] eppy: hydrizzie
[eppy] lol
[knarf] lol
[ClydeFrog] zombie?
[knarf] yeah, no idea
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: get em boy!
[monkeyboy] I was gonna say it's almost a zombie: *_*
[knarf] ah
[ClydeFrog] ahhh
[knarf] good one
[monkeyboy] but hydrizzie got me excited. :P
[knarf] ____m_*_*_m___
[monkeyboy] good gawd, wassat?
[knarf] a zombie creeping up your bed
[monkeyboy] hahahahahahahah
[eppy] lol
[monkeyboy] nooooooooooooooo
[knarf] wake up monkeyboy!!!
[eppy] it could be frank creeping up your bed too
[knarf] you never know
[knarf] thats how they getcha
[eppy] "oh...its cool...thats just knarf" then CHOMP, a giant zombie bite rips out your brain
[knarf] :o
[knarf] wait wait wait
[knarf] how is it cool that im creeping up your bed
[monkeyboy] but, I need my brain!
[knarf] lol
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[knarf] :1717
[monkeyboy] (this line was removed due to SCO lawsuit infringement)
[knarf] :D
* eppy closes his eyes
[monkeyboy] wouldn'
[monkeyboy] wouldn't it be nice if computers understood what we meant?
[knarf] computers are d!ckheads
[monkeyboy] yeah, ni sh!t
[monkeyboy] err no
[knarf] rat bastards
[ClydeFrog] eppys a computa
[monkeyboy] :O
[knarf] HAHAHAHA
[monkeyboy] [eppy] being a computa is fo' suckaz.
* eppy turns to Clydefrog and flips him off
[eppy] right here buddy
[monkeyboy] hahahaaha
[knarf] was that a single flip or was there 2 birds there?
[eppy] oner
[monkeyboy] is that like 0wnzered?
[knarf] i sensed a double bird
[monkeyboy] as did I
[eppy] well you sensed wong
[knarf] i hate being wong
[knarf] im sory
[eppy] its "i sory"
[ClydeFrog] "farring in rove with you"
[knarf] so sory
[monkeyboy] wow
[eppy] whatabunchofd!ckheads
[monkeyboy] is that a unix command?
[monkeyboy] # whatabunchofd!ckheads -h
[knarf] [fgarcia@knarf bin]$ which whatabunchofd!ckheads
[knarf] /usr/bin/whatabunchofd!ckheads
[monkeyboy] hahaha
[monkeyboy] out
[knarf] [:|]
[eppy] show me the power child...id like to say
[eppy] that im down on knees again
[eppy] gives me the butterflies...gives me away...til im up on my feet again
[knarf] soundgarden
* eppy nods
[eppy] yup yup

The Ring (remix)

[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: I was at the sneak screening as well. Saw Jay and Paul come in too...They thought it was scarier than the Japanese version?
[ClydeFrog] liar
[chelle] ClydeFrog: you can pre-order lilo&stitch at the disney store and get free lithographs
[rolypoly] Monkey: Yeah, they did. The Japanese version just has one huge freak-out scene near the end, so we all liked that it was freaky all the way through.
[rolypoly] But I think the japanese version is more elegant and smarter than the remake.
[Monkeyboy] hrm. I need to see the japanese version for compare and contrast.
[Monkeyboy] I enjoyed it, regardless.
[knarf] ClydeFrog: eppy: what was the final yesterday? 12-13?
[rolypoly] Monkey: The jounalist's son looked like a kid-sized old man -- he freaked me out.
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yeah
[Monkeyboy] I think that was a culkin.
[Monkeyboy] he was damn creepy.
[Monkeyboy] I thought the blurry face thing was a nice touch...
[rolypoly] "You HELPED her? You weren't supposed to do that!" That scene gave me goosebumps.
[ClydeFrog] uh, can you guys stop, your ruining the movie
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: it was a good little flick. I recommend we act it out for ClydeFrog and knarf.
[Monkeyboy] like they did for me with signs.
[ClydeFrog] you guys cant5 act
[ClydeFrog] not like me and knarf
[Monkeyboy] oh not! not cant5!
[knarf] yeah, please dont even try
[Monkeyboy] is that like Ed Wood
[Monkeyboy] movie plan9?
[rolypoly] Monkey: Did you hear about the video tape that kills you if you watch it?
[ClydeFrog] no, its like shut the hell up, monkey
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: yeah....oh damn! I've got it right here? wanna see it?
[rolypoly] "Ooh! There's a weird lady and she's smiling at me! Now I'm going to die!"
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: dude, that's just velma from scooby-doo. I havn't started it yet.
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: ok, here it goes!
[Monkeyboy] (rolling silly footage of tinky-winky running down a hill with his man-purse)
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: now you're gonna get an email that says if you send that email to a million people, you'll make a BILLION dollars.
* knarf is now known as FatCriticGuy
* ClydeFrog is now known as FroDudeFromToda
[FroDudeFromToda] i cant believe i went to see this movie, the acting was horrible
[Monkeyboy] frodude...nice touch.
[FatCriticGuy] After watching the ORIGINAL "The Ring", i have to say that the piece i am witnessing right now is just one of the sadest pieces of crap i have ever seen.
[FroDudeFromToda] i agree, i feel no emotion, its like watching the amatuer acting of the olsen twins
[FatCriticGuy] i wish i was watching the twins!
* FatCriticGuy chuckles
[FatCriticGuy] now i am really looking forward to the new madonna movie.
[FroDudeFromToda] casting was horrible, they should have gottne the unstoppable duo from the signs remake
[FatCriticGuy] now there was true piece of art.
[FatCriticGuy] you cant compare the casting in these 2 movies.
[FroDudeFromToda] i still rank that as the top movie of the century
[FroDudeFromToda] only cause of the acting
[FatCriticGuy] Easily one of the bet. The writing, average. it was the acting adn th life both actors brought to their characters that really took it over the top!
[FroDudeFromToda] oh i know, but i have heard they are going to both be in Signs 2, the second coming
[Monkeyboy] \msg rolypoly kinda makes you want to tell the real story now...ruin it PROPERLY for the two sourpusses.
[FatCriticGuy] Yes, i even heard rumors they will be involved in writing the script. should be a superb film.
[FatCriticGuy] were getting a little side tracked.
[FroDudeFromToda] sorry
[FroDudeFromToda] back to the olsen twins
[FatCriticGuy] the girl in this film did an okay job...but here co-actor was just awful.
[FatCriticGuy] its like hes never even seen the original version!!
[FatCriticGuy] a little preperation could have done wonders for the twins.
[FroDudeFromToda] true, he had nothing to base his character on, he was like a lost puppy
[rolypoly] \msg Monkeyboy Nah, let them find out on their own that the journalist lady gets hit by a truck at the end and her son is endowed with super psychic powers.
[FroDudeFromToda] its alright, im sure hell be back, maybe hell get cast in the new Nsync movie, i hear is a real fan and cant wait to act with justin
[FatCriticGuy] i dont think hes even good enuf for that movie...but the girl could probably get herself a spot as spot on the film as stage hand.
[Monkeyboy] \msg rolypoly yeah! that was great that we found out it was really the little boy possessed by the devil the whole time! I knew he was creepy. Was it like that in the japanese version?
[FatCriticGuy] for At The Movies, im FatCriticGuy saying so long, and do yourself a favor, ding the ring, and check out the new madonna flick!
[FatCriticGuy] so long!
[FroDudeFromToda] and im leaving to, saying Just Say No to Drugs...and The Ring
* FroDudeFromToda is now known as ClydeFrog
[FatCriticGuy] [lights dim, credits roll]
* FatCriticGuy steals Fro's popcorn
* FatCriticGuy is now known as knarf
[eppy] [clap][clap][clap]

Subway...Eat Flesh

[monkeyboy] DAMMMIT BOY!
[monkeyboy] where have you been!
[ClydeFrog] over there
[monkeyboy] here eppecac was telling us he prank called the white house!
[monkeyboy] from HIS CELL PHONE!
[monkeyboy] and you weren't here to mock him!
[ClydeFrog] sorry
[ClydeFrog] ill make up for it later
[monkeyboy] oh, ok then.
[monkeyboy] :D
[ClydeFrog] i went to subway for lunch
[ClydeFrog] i dont like it when first timers are in front of me
[ClydeFrog] they take forever
[ClydeFrog] "can i have a sub"
[ClydeFrog] what kind of sub
[chelle] FBI and CIA are gonna be watching over eppecac
[ClydeFrog] "ummm, the regular kind"
[ClydeFrog] or when they stick their hands over the sneeze guards
[eppecac] haha
[ClydeFrog] freakin sneeze guards are there for a reason
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog's a sandwich nazi.
[monkeyboy] that's pretty cool.
[ClydeFrog] well, i want my subway, and i dont want to wait for 2 hoursfor it
[eppecac] was dorkboy working?
[ClydeFrog] also people who take a piece of paper with like 4 different orders
[ClydeFrog] eppecac: this was at the subway by chipots
[eppecac] ouuuuu...thats good
[eppecac] ahh
[chelle] ooouuuu those ppl suck
[monkeyboy] eppecac: are you talking about that guy that repeats what you say?
[chelle] and its never simple stuff
[ClydeFrog] i swear this one lady had a piece of construction paper with the writing done in crayon
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: "okay, sure, sure, sure"
[monkeyboy] sometimes I think better with crayon...
[eppecac] monkeyboy: yup.
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: that's him.
[monkeyboy] poor bastard.
[monkeyboy] I don't think he can help it.
[eppecac] he told me he used to be a cooperate jerk
[ClydeFrog] a what?
[eppecac] but gave that up for the subway easy life
[ClydeFrog] cooperate jerk?
[monkeyboy] no no...
[monkeyboy] a cooper jerk.
[ClydeFrog] hahahahahha
[ClydeFrog] coppertone jerk
[monkeyboy] hahahahaha
[eppecac] oh...sorry...corperate
[monkeyboy] nice.
[ClydeFrog] eppecac: try again
[eppecac] corporate :D
[ClydeFrog] hahahahaha
[monkeyboy] :D
[ClydeFrog] oh that was good
[monkeyboy] fun knee.

Yeah...whats Dee?

[ClassFrog] eyes...getting heavy...cant keep them open
[eppy] knarf: do you have wario ware for gamecube or for gameboy?
[knarf] nope
[knarf] you gonna get a new game?
[eppy] you dont have it at all? who's was it when we played
[knarf] ClassFrog
[eppy] ahh...
[eppy] ClydeFrog: same question
[eppy] i got it for the gameboy...i thought i mentioned it to you
[ClassFrog] gc
[knarf] dont remember hearing bout that
[ClassFrog] i do
[ClassFrog] eppy: was there a follow up question to that
[eppy] you can play each game individually and there's a counter of 3 digits...i found a game i could beat regularly...i was trying to beat it 1000 to see what the counter would do
[ClassFrog] weirdo
[ClassFrog] i have too many games right now
[eppy] i got to 480-something
[ClassFrog] zelda, custom robo, wario ware
[ClassFrog] oh, and dee
[eppy] whats custom robo?
[ClassFrog] you buip your bobot to fight against others
[ClassFrog] buip=build
[ClassFrog] haha, bobot
[ClassFrog] bob=rob
[knarf] ive only heard of 2 of those games
[eppy] yeah...whats dee
[ClassFrog] DEEZ NUTZ
[knarf] HAHAHAHA
[eppy] damn....
* ClassFrog ^knarf
[ClassFrog] hahahahaha
* knarf ^5 ClassFrog
[ClassFrog] oh, and knarf gave you credit saying you wouldnt fall for it
* knarf catches his breath
[knarf] good stuff
[ClassFrog] good thing this is during a break
[knarf] oh man...
* knarf wipes away a tear
[knarf] i smell an archive
[ClassFrog] hahahaha
[ClassFrog] do it

C.S.L.

[ClydeFrog] CHAT DISCUSSION: how do you eat your pancakes?
[helga] with a fork
[ClydeFrog] nah, like the actual pancakes, how do you cut them
[ClydeFrog] any specific pattern?
[knarf] triangles
[helga] at first, i cut wedges, like you do with a pie
[ClydeFrog] me too
[helga] i like to put butter between the pancakes, so the two warm pancakes melt it
[ClydeFrog] we had that argyment this weekend
[ClydeFrog] daniel and yvette thought i was weirdo for eating them like htat
[helga] about how to eat pancakes?
[helga] how do they eat them?
[knarf] seems natural to cut them in triangles since pancakes are round
[ClydeFrog] daniel cuts them in pseudo squares
[noodleLeg] yup, i'm a triangle cutter too
[chelle] triangles for me too
[noodleLeg] clyde: does he use a fork or a knife?
[ClydeFrog] yvette starts at one end and goes to the end
[knarf] who uses a knife for pancakes?
[helga] sometimes i do
[helga] but don't really count my opinion cuz i really don't like pancakes that much
[chelle] no knife for me either
[ClydeFrog] me either
[chelle] why use a knife for something that is soft
[knarf] yeah....overkill
[chelle] doesn't make any sense
[knarf] ClydeFrog: so you decide on lunch?
[ClydeFrog] i mean, i do use a knife
[helga] a knife is good etiquette
[knarf] according to who?
[knarf] to snobby rich person
[ClydeFrog] etiquette peeps
[knarf] person=people
[chelle] code for a snooty way to eat pancakes
[noodleLeg] just wondering cuz it seems like it would be less ackward cutting it in squares if you used a knife
[knarf] i could see that
[noodleLeg] thx knarf
[knarf] ClydeFrog: so you decide on lunch?
[ClydeFrog] wait
[ClydeFrog] MONKEY
[ClydeFrog] how do you eat your pancakes (see above)
[monkeyboy] uhm, ok.
[knarf] monkeyboy...you dont need to answer that
[monkeyboy] well, it really depends.
[knarf] better question for you...
[monkeyboy] are we talking my ideal pancakes?
[knarf] spears or alba?
[monkeyboy] alba.
[monkeyboy] duh.
[ClydeFrog] monkey is racist though
[monkeyboy] it's those CSLs and leather pants...
[knarf] CSL?
[monkeyboy] C**K suckin lips.
[ClydeFrog] wow
[chelle] whoa
[monkeyboy] yea...that's why I said csl.
ClydeFrog hands monkey a bar of soap
monkeyboy washes his hands.
[monkeyboy] thanks.
[knarf] someones been hangin around with phil lately
[monkeyboy] :P
[chelle] i never expected such language from monkey
[knarf] yeah...hes the goody two shoes of the group
[eppy] whatapig