The Mannah Hontana Like Pretty Cool Weather Alert app

[helga] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XM3vWJmpfo
[helga] PUT A BIRD ON IT!
[knarf] itt-t-tt-tt is cuh-cuh-cuh-cold out sss-sss-sss-ide
* knarf starts to defrost
[helga] knarf: find your fence?
[knarf] i think i have it stablized
[knarf] 2 fence posts snapped...so its not fixed, but i think, i hope, i propped them up good enough.
[knarf] a panel was snapped in half
[noodleLeg] helga: don't the bldgs in austin have birds on them so birds won't fly into the windows?
[knarf] had patch that one up
[noodleLeg] helga: trying to watch the link, but it keeps freezing, i'll have to watch the episode on on demand
[knarf] another the cross beam was all rotted...had to replace it
[knarf] hopefully it holds for a while...at least until i can do our taxes
[noodleLeg] helga: i've only seen the first portlandia episode...how many have they had?
[noodleLeg] knarf: did the wind blow down the fence?
[knarf] yeah, over night sometime...
[knarf] or do you mean since i fixed it?
[helga] noodleLeg: 2 episodes. new ones come out on fridays
[helga] noodleLeg: "birds" are super popular in the craft world. everyone puts birds on sh!t... i think its funny
[monkey_boy] knarf: someone's fence here in my condo complex had their fence blown down too
[noodleLeg] helga: grant hates birds, it will be funny to see his reaction to that skit
[noodleLeg] knarf: no, i meant what happened to it. i knew you were fixing it, but never heard why
[knarf] oh, its very windy here
[knarf] its like mother nature ate at taco bell
[knarf] at least it doesnt smell
[noodleLeg] ew
[knarf] like you dont toot after a lil taco bell?
[helga] noodleLeg: in our neighborhood yahoo mailing list, someone wrote:
[helga] This is for the residents at 7707 Gault or anyone who knows them and can make contact.
[helga] Last night's wind carried a good portion of your metal roofing into my back yard at 1206 Taulbee. I hope it's not from your main house. I am so glad my yard was there and empty enough to catch it! Actually, my huge chinaberry tree stopped it travels. If you haven't noticed that it is gone, I am sure you will discover it sometime soon.
[helga] i guess it was windy last night... i slept all night
[noodleLeg] wow
[ClydeFrogger] it was crazy
[noodleLeg] crazy
[ClydeFrogger] made me want to look for an emergency weather app so i can get a text if a tornado was spotted
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: you should write the app...then just sit on your roof and send out updates
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[ClydeFrogger] text: like, omg, like i just saw a big cloud, and i was all like this is crazy and im like high up and its kinda scary, and thats kinda cool. :)
[ClydeFrogger] kinda=pretty
[knarf] The Mannah Hontana Like Pretty Cool Weather Alert app
[knarf] (hannah montana is trade marked
[knarf] )
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[knarf] include updates that are just you smiling at the camera
* knarf would totally by that app
[ClydeFrogger] "okay, dad. :p
[knarf] haha
[helga] haha

Scarier Meter: Ghosts vs. Devil

[ClydeFrog] whos gonna watch NoES tomorrow?
[tzcheezy_poof] if not tomorrow, then saturday (taking nieces/nephews)
[ClydeFrog] nice
[helga] ClydeFrogger: is someone cute (like johnny depp) in NoES?
[ClydeFrog] Kelly from the Bad News Bears is in it
* tzcheezy_poof doesn't understand why helga_ can't appreciate freddy's inner beauty
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: when you gonna go watch NoES?
[ClydeFrog] dont know
[ClydeFrog] you said holly doesnt want to see it, right?
[ClydeFrog] lori already gave a "no" on it
[ClydeFrog] that almost broke up out marriage
[knarf] yup, no go for holly
[knarf] shes already freaking out cause she thinks theres a lil girl ghost in the house
[ClydeFrog] oh yeah
[ClydeFrog] what happened with that
[knarf] yesterday the boys scared her...
[knarf] she went in to their room after nap to get them out
[knarf] they both moved to look behind her (the way we do when we play peekaboo) and smiled at the open closet door
[ClydeFrog] freaky
[knarf] she was freaked
[knarf] she hadnt gone back in the room until bath time last night while i was there
[tzcheezy_poof] you suggest adopting the little girl
[ClydeFrog] knarf: sounds like you need ClydeFroggers Surveilance to set up some vid cameras
[tzcheezy_poof] you=you should
[knarf] i stayed with the boys in the bathroom...and she went to face her fears and close the closet door
[knarf] i rolled a ball in the room when she did...that didnt help
[tzcheezy_poof] acehole.
[ClydeFrog] nice
* tzcheezy_poof applauds
[ClydeFrog] knarf: so why do you guys think its a little girl
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf: should tell her you just wanted to see if jeze would chase the ball...even with a ghost in there
[ClydeFrog] does the ghost suck at driving or video games?
[knarf] dont know why she thinks its a girl...something with the toy that "she" was playing downstairs that other time i mentioned it
[knarf] haha
[knarf] holly just msg me "jordan had a walkie talkie and someone started talking freeked me out"
[ClydeFrog] uhoh
[knarf] a mans voice
[knarf] she doesnt know why she thought a girl, she just felt we needed a lil girl
[knarf] i asked her what the voice said...
[knarf] "Holly: i dont know I heard it a few times and thought the fan was making a wierd noise. then went to take the walkie talkie away from jordan an a man spoke again...i turned it off right away. Holly: scare me"
[knarf] happened in the boys room
* knarf needs a better camera
[tzcheezy_poof] adopt. tell her you're bringing a ghost home from work who knows a good dead attorney who'll work cheap. will work for chicken feed... er... chicken blood
[knarf] one with an ectoplasam filter
[ClydeFrog] here ya go... http://www.ghosthuntingtools.net/
[ClydeFrog] its a real site
[ClydeFrog] uh, how is this a ghost hunting tool... http://ghosthuntingtools.net/product_info.php?products_id=241&osCsid=179b9794749b555bf17e499416f45e8e
[knarf] hopefully the ghost doesnt see holly's webrowsing...this'll piss it off fer sure
[ClydeFrog] knarf: get these... http://ghosthuntingtools.net/product_info.php?products_id=246&osCsid=179b9794749b555bf17e499416f45e8e
[knarf] i just hope its a Raiders fan
[knarf] if not, im crackin skulls
[knarf] oh heck yeah, i need those goggles
[knarf] wheres monkey? i need someone to buy'em
[ClydeFrog] hes even in vegas. just tell him to play the slots
[ClydeFrog] theres an app for that... http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/voco-spiritus/id339913847?mt=8
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf: ad says they're water resistant and have a flip flop mechanism... perfect for the beach! (a haunted beach at night)
* tzcheezy_poof hopes knarf brings scooby snacks
[ClydeFrog] this is good. from some dude who posted in a forum thread... "i really don't trust the ghos hunting applications on the iphone... all the ones i have found are for entertainment purposes."
[tzcheezy_poof] unbeleevers like him are pisseng of the spirits
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: lol
* knarf_ has joined #chataus
* knarf Quit
* knarf_ Quit
[tzcheezy_poof] this guy wouldn't have gotten off in the US... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/8652243.stm
[tzcheezy_poof] scenes like that make it scary to consider becoming a teacher....
[tzcheezy_poof] It emerged during the four-day trial that pupils at the school were trying to wind up Harvey so his reaction could be caught on a camcorder being used secretly by a girl in the class. The footage was then to be passed around the school as a way of "humiliating" the teacher.
[ClydeFrog] this one is better.. "The court heard that he shouted "die, die, die" as he bludgeoned the boy with the weight after the pupil swore at him. "
[tzcheezy_poof] he only hit him twice, so i'm sure he didn't mean it the 3rd time
* noodleLeg wished she had read the chat she missed
* noodleLeg is going to have nightmares
[noodleLeg] Olive has freaked me out like the boys did Holly
[tzcheezy_poof] noodleLeg: i'm sure the ghost that olive plays with isn't as creepy as knarf's
[noodleLeg] she stares off into space and i get freaked out, thinking is your grandpa John looking at you, if so i don't want to know
[noodleLeg] keep saying it outloud so all ghosts know i don't care to see them
[tzcheezy_poof] so... you're NOT going to borrow knarf's goggles when he's done?
[noodleLeg] absolutely not
* tzcheezy_poof doesn't think noodleLeg will win America's Funniest Ghost Videos with an attitude like that
[noodleLeg] when i was growing up my mom always told me ghost stories of how my grandma (who passed away before i was born) would come to see me when i was a baby
* noodleLeg has been terrified of ghosts ever since
[noodleLeg] why would my mom tell me stuff like that when i was little??
[ClydeFrog] noodleLeg: thats nothing. my mom has your mom beat
* noodleLeg if its about ghosts i don't think i want to hear the story
[ClydeFrog] it isnt
[ClydeFrog] not about ghosts
[noodleLeg] ok then go ahead
[ClydeFrog] wanna hear?
[ClydeFrog] my mom used to tell me if i didnt eat my lunch and wasted it, the devil would come visit me
[noodleLeg] wonder if your mom and my mom hung out
[noodleLeg] my mom used to tell me that if you swept the floor at night it woke up all the spirits in the house
[ClydeFrog] at least it sounds like your mom was trying to say something sweet
[ClydeFrog] my mom just straight up used that as a threat
[noodleLeg] true your mom was meaner
[ClydeFrog] and thats why i was a fat kid
[noodleLeg] but my mom was probably better at scaring me
[ClydeFrog] alright, im outs
[noodleLeg] don't know why ghosts are way scarier than ghosts
[noodleLeg] oops
[noodleLeg] scarier than the devil
* ClydeFrogger Quit
[tzcheezy_poof] golly, i think i'd rather be visited by ghosts than by the devil
* tzcheezy_poof looks around, wonders who closed his office door and turned out the lights
[tzcheezy_poof] oh, yeah, that was me. plenty of light from the window and i didn't want to disturb anyone while i was on the phone
* tzcheezy_poof checks under his desk anyway, just in case
[tzcheezy_poof] noodleLeg: does it snow much in portland?
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: lots of snow in the mountains around here, but not much in the city
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: usually a couple to a few days a year
[tzcheezy_poof] rains plenty, though, right?
[eppy] do the ghosts like the snow?
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: although a couple of years ago portland had snow for almost 2 weeks straight, it was very odd weather for up here, luckily we were visiting relatives in texas for most of it
[noodleLeg] eppy: i bet your sad you missed all the ghost talk huh?
* noodleLeg runs off to a diff irc channel
[eppy] it was gold.. im sure it'll make the archive

noodleLeg's mini-noodleLeg

Sunday at 10:16pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Hope I'm not too excited/nervous to sleep.
* april and iliese like this.
[helga] What time do you go in?
[jay] Good luck!! You'll do fine!
[jeanne] Good luck. Can't wait to see the pictures!!
[chellers] Good luck Debbie!
[vick] Good Luck Debbie, my prayers are with you :)

Monday at 9:44am
[noodleLeg & grant] Waiting to start induction, but we just had our first real contraction.
* emma likes this.
[helga] Exciting! Keep us posted!
[pat] Yeah!
[diana] How exciting :) Estas en mis pensamientos
[helga] Debbie, chat wants to know if Grant is doing the updates or if you are?
[noodleLeg & grant]Grant is doing the updates.
[helga] Grant, thanks for the updates! Facebook rocks. :)


Monday at 10:09am
[noodleLeg & grant] Contractions are about 25 minutes apart -- Grant better get his nanotech homework done now.
[pat] If you need anything let me know. I can't do nanotechnology homework though ;-)
[jeanne] thinking of you and remembering what it is like to bring my first baby home.

Monday at 10:28am
[noodleLeg & grant] anesthesiology intake right now -- we have answered the same questions like two or three times now. so far so good :)
[ruby] Good luck! I'm praying for a healthy delivery. I'm so excited for you guys! Please post pictures as soon as you're able.
[bryan] Good luck!

Monday at 11:40am
[noodleLeg & grant] Doing the exam now, will start the medicine soon. Baby is moving fine, good heartbeat.
* pat likes this.
[pat] Sounds very good. Thanks for posting often!
[christina] Good luck and thanks for the updates!

Monday at 1:59pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Pitocin is locked and loaded. We are finally getting started.
*helga likes this.
[knarf] ah push it! push-push-push it real good!

Monday at 4:25pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Contractions are regular, about 3 minutes apart. Debbie is starting to feel some real ones.
[jeanne] won't be long now!!!
[glitta] Yay!!!!

Monday at 5:13pm
[grandma B] we're thrilled..............we love you. God bless.

Monday at 5:58pm
[noodleLeg & grant] The contractions are still regular, slowly picking up in intensity. Baby's heart rate is great. Mike and Pat came by, going to try and get some rest now.
[knarf] Hang in there deb! Praying y'all :)
[liz] Exciting!!!!!!

Monday at 8:09pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Doctor says that active labor won't start until around midnight. Baby's b-day will be Sept 29.
[bryan] Sept 29 is great!
[helga] Way to go Debbie, way to go!
[tia cynthia] Well Good Luck to all 3 of you! Just try to rest when you can.
[pat] 9/29/09 - awesome birthday!
[aunt suzanne] Can't wait to be an aunt...AGAIN! :)

Monday at 9:25pm
[noodleLeg & grant] 4 cm now, it's moving along, at last. We are in "late early", will be proceeding faster after that.
[ruby] Oh my goodness. It took me nearly 10 hours to go from 4 to 10cm. I hope it moves along much faster for you. Once your water breaks, it speeds up after that. I'll anxiously be looking out for more updates.
[liz] Woo! She will be here soon :)
[pat] 4 cms! Call someone in with smaller hands ;-). That's very good that things are progressing.
[pat] Going to bed now and I can't wait to check fb on the morning and see how things progress. I may have to check if I wake up in the middle of the night.

Monday at 11:19pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Called for the anesthesiologist: time for an epidural.
[ruby] What a trooper for lasting this long. The epidural is a Godsend. Now she can relax and labor without the pain and it might speed things up too.
[pat] Good plan.
[jay] Hang in there Debbie!! You're doing great!
[jeanne] You're almost there!!!
[lahari] So...what's the status??

Tuesday at 7:17am
[noodleLeg & grant] Just broke the bag of waters. We had a rough night with the epidural and finally got a little rest. Might be sometime around noon.
[pat] Sorry to hear you had a rough night. Very glad you all got some sleep. But hopefully it will go smooth from here on out. Fingers crossed. Thanks for the update. I was starting to worry.
[ruby] Aww, well all this stuff will be so worth it once the baby is born. Hang in there.
[bryan] Sorry you had a tough night - good luck
[jeanne] Sorry about the rough night. Hope it's soon.
[dany] You're good at multi-tasking :-). Updating your status...giving birth...you're awesome! :-)
[jeanne] Yes you are amazing. In between 3 minute contractions you type a facebook post.

Tuesday at 9:11am
[helga] Quick... Have that baby!! Because you guys need all the rest you can get before the three of you go see Zombieland on opening night! Her first zombie movie... que cute!
[noodleLeg & grant] Nothing "quick" about your first baby. :)

Tuesday at 10:11am
[noodleLeg & grant] We are at 6 cm. Things are looking good so far this morning.
* iliese likes this.
[iliese] Hang in there! :)
[djPoppinJ] how many more cm's to go?
[noodleLeg & grant] After 1 more cm it goes pretty fast, but that last 1 cm can take awhile. At 10cm, it's time to start pushing.
[tia cynthia] Poor Girl hang in there! Love you!

Tuesday at 10:50am
[aunt suzanne] THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ONNNNN BABY!

Tuesday at 12:09pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Not much happening right now -- contractions have slowed. Now everyone has time to get that card or postcard in the mail so it's marked with her B-day!
* iliese likes this.

Tuesday at 12:53pm
[noodleLeg & grant] at more than 7 cm now, and +1 -- baby is on its way.
* pat and iliese like this.
[iliese] C'mon lil Babby! ;)
[pat] Open open open
[ruby] On the edge of my seat! I can't wait for her to get here. Open up momma!

Tuesday at 1:20pm
[iliese] Seriously, Debbie, are you the one posting these updates? *puff*puff*AAArrrggnnhh* puff*puff* update facebook status *puff*puff*AAArrrggnnhh* puff*puff*

Tuesday at 1:54pm
[noodleLeg & grant] 8 cm now
* iliese likes this.
[glitta] omg I checked in cause I thought it woul be over by now noodleLeg u r my hero!!!!!!
[christina] I definitely thought it would be over by now!! You're my hero too!!!
[pat] I just wanna know if the sweetest, nicest mommy has cussed yet.
[jeanne] Been checking in all day. There's a reason they call it LABOR
[pat] Do you find yourself checking every 5 minutes? It's taking a lot of self control to not check more often.
[jeanne] Been checking aobut once an hour but it's taking self-control. You're right.

Tuesday at 5:50pm
[noodleLeg & grant] The doc was a little optimistic last time. We are actually at 8 cm now, moving into transitional labor. Doctor said about 3 hours for the last 2 cm, and then 2 more hours of pushing. Maybe 9-29, maybe 9-30.
[april] Getting close --- just think in a few hours you will be holding your precious daughter :)
[glitta] Wow. B strong Debbie u Can do it !!!
[pat] You guys are awesome. That fabulous little girl is already showing her personality- by taking her own sweet time! ;-)

Tuesday at 6:40pm
[noodleLeg & grant] We rode out some intense contractions. The anesthesiology doc came in with some different medicine. Debbie is sleeping right now.
[pat] Oh good. I'm sure she needs it. Do they do anything about food for her? Hopefully those strong contractions opened her up.
[ruby] I'm telling you, Debbie is totally my hero! What a trooper. I never could've lasted that long. You guys are in my thoughts.
[april] Thank you Grant for the updates it is greatly appreciated love ya guys :)
[iliese] Come on, Debbie, you can do it!

Tuesday at 10:00pm
[noodleLeg & grant] we are at 10cm. about to get started pushing! everyone cross your fingers ... starting now.
* april and knarf like this.
[knarf] Go Deb!!
[diana] I am excited :) I can't wait to see pictures
[christina] woo hoo! You can do it, Debbie!
[pat] Yeah! Fingers crossed!
[helga] Woohoo! 'Hang in there', says tio dave. :)
[ruby] Ok I'm not going to sleep until I know that the baby is here. So excited!
[liz] Go team Babb!!!!!!!! (from Mike, too)
[tia cynthia] Oh i hear you Ruby! Im so excited too!
[bryan] 10 cm is good! good luck!
[talya] I've been chatting with your sister and we are so very excited!!!!! It's 3 am and we are waiting patiently. Look out world here she comes:-)

Wednesday at 2:00am
[noodleLeg & grant] going in to the OR - had to do a c-section
[grandma B] We love you dearly. Mom
[iliese] Come on, Baby Babb! :)
[pat] Thinking of you guys
[talya] I'm so excited for you guys! 3 is the magic number and soon you'll be 3.

Wednesday at 6:00am
[noodleLeg & grant] 7 lbs 11 ounces - she is beautiful and healthy. Pictures and her name will be later.
* emma likes this
[jeanne] WOW!!!! Congratulations. You made it!!!!
[glitta] Congratulations!!! Yay
[ray] Congratulations!!
[pat] Congratulations!!!
[helga] Congrats!!!
[ruby] Congrats! That's awesome that she finally arrived. Can't wait to see pics!!! :-) :-) :-)
[liz] Congratulations!!! Looking forward to meeting her. You guys did great!
[djPoppinJ] Awesome! Love you guys and I hope for a speedy recovery!
[diana] Congratulations! :)
[april] Congrats! :)
[corina] Felicidades!! We are all looking forward to pictures!
[bryan] Congratulations!!
[avantika] Congratulations!!
[iliese] Yay! Congratulations, Mommy & Daddy!!!
[ali] Congratulations!!!!
[chellers]Congratulations Debbie and Grant!! Can't wait to see pictures and know her name :)

Final Answer

[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] just a sec
[monkey_boy] yessir
* monkey_boy waits for ClydeFrogger to come back
[monkey_boy] ...as usual
[ClydeFrogger] too late, i was gonna give you a million dollars, but i gave it to someone else
* eppy Quit
* helga loves being a MILLIONAIRE!
* eppy has joined #chataus
[eppy] thats strange
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: what happened with the a/c?
* ClydeFrogger thinks this story line is way better than Lost
[monkey_boy] haha
[noodleLeg] did helga win the lotto?
[helga] noodleLeg: better
[helga] noodleLeg: its the million dollars ClydeFrogger was gonna give to monkey_boy
[noodleLeg] helga: poor monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: it's ok, ClydeFrogger will never pay up. he's cool like that
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: if i had a million dollars to just give away, i would so give it to helga just to prove you wrong
* monkey_boy feels so burned
[monkey_boy] imaginary millions are very very different than real no dollars
[noodleLeg] helga: you should save the irc in case ClydeFrogger ever strikes it rich
[helga] done!

Awesome App

[ClydeFrogger] google mail has been teh suck today
[glitta] even on your phone
[ClydeFrogger] ah, havent tried the phone
[ClydeFrogger] phone works
* ClydeFrogger needs to remember he has an awesome phone for these things
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: get an app to help you remember
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: brilliant
[ClydeFrogger] do i search for "awesome" or "remember"
[ClydeFrogger] hmm, the "Hot Ladies" app keeps showing up at the top of the search list
* chellers Quit
* glitta Quit
[eppy] "hot ladies" app.. is there anything the phone doesnt do
[poofy_cheese] eppy: pretty sure there's no Apple quality assurance testing... they may not actually be "hot".
[poofy_cheese] ... and may not actually be "ladies"
[monkey_boy] .msg eppy don't ask poofy_cheese how he knows this
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: does the hot ladies app include their GPS location?
[noodleLeg] maybe it should be called "stalker app"
* ClydeFrogger Quit
[helga_] good one noodleLeg! you made clydefrogger blush so bad he vanished
[noodleLeg] :-)

noodle hearts brad

[helga_] for noodleLeg - http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2008/11/top-ten-vampire.html
[noodleLeg] helga_: brad pitt was super hot as a vampire
[helga_] haha
[helga_] what do you like about him as a vampire?
[noodleLeg] uh
[noodleLeg] long hair
[noodleLeg] vampire
[noodleLeg] brad pitt
[noodleLeg] what's there not to like about him as a vampire
[noodleLeg] helga_: i don't remember who Gerard Butler was
[noodleLeg] can't even picture what movie/show
[sweetsue] careful - you are knocking off pop-c points
* helga_ didn't know noodleLeg liked Brad
[noodleLeg] helga_: when he had long hair he was super hot
[helga_] ahhhh
[helga_] agreed :)
[sweetsue] man, there's this guy here with long hair and a hot bod....gawd he's such eye candy for me
[noodleLeg] :-)
[sweetsue] he's the qa lead so i work with him all the time...too bad he's married!
[noodleLeg] its ok to enjoy the view

chat killer

[helga_] http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/09/10/0910zilker.html
[helga_] they are putting in a sprinkler system at zilker park
[ClydeFrogger] for 100 chat points...what signal is generated when the terminal window size changes?
[noodleLeg] wow it's going to take them half a year to install sprinklers?
[eppy] sigterm?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: ouu, sorry, thats not the correct answer
[eppy] sigresize
[noodleLeg] null
[ClydeFrogger] i think eppy may be right...ouu, not anymore
[noodleLeg] it was sigterm?
[noodleLeg] 42
[helga_] noodleLeg: three months to install. another three months to make sure ground grows back and is perfect
[ClydeFrogger] it looks like its SIGWINCH
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: did you cheat?
[ClydeFrogger] uh...i was asking you all
[ClydeFrogger] if i didnt look it up, how would i know who was right
[noodleLeg] "it looks like its" - doesn't sound like you knew the answer
[ClydeFrogger] i didnt
[ClydeFrogger] thats why i asked
[ClydeFrogger] and then subsequently looked it up
[noodleLeg] well i didn't know i was allowed to use google
[ClydeFrogger] i wnated to see if anyone knew off hand
[ClydeFrogger] thats it game over
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg ruined it
[noodleLeg] noodleLeg ruined it
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger ruined it
[noodleLeg] you posted the answer w/o warning
[noodleLeg] what if helga_ wanted to guess?
[noodleLeg] or monkey_boy
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: its like a game show...theres a time limit
[noodleLeg] usually you know what the time limit is
[noodleLeg] or there's music
[ClydeFrogger] here i am, trying to spring some life into chataus, and noodleLeg has to kill it
[ClydeFrogger] everyone, thank noodleLeg for killing chat
[monkey_boy] I didn't know a signal was sent when resizing a window
* noodleLeg runs away crying
[monkey_boy] makes sense though
* noodleLeg Quit
[monkey_boy] :O
[chellers] poor noodle
[ClydeFrogger] chellers: are you a chataus killer too?
[chellers] no
[chellers] then again maybe yes :(
* chellers didn't realize she was a killer
* noodleLeg has joined #chataus
[helga_] noodleLeg: ClydeFrogger apologized and you missed it
[noodleLeg] helga_: did you save it for chatty archive?
[helga_] ClydeFrogger said he was going to put it on archive
[knarf] noodleLeg: i thought you made the game more interesting and added a comedic angle to it :D
* ClydeFrogger wishes noodleLeg would have done the "how am i funny" bit from goodfellas
[noodleLeg] thanks knarf
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: there?
[monkey_boy] yep
[monkey_boy] sup?
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: you got me, I thought you were really pissed
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] i just had a dumb issi update to do
[noodleLeg] thought i'd try to be dramatic
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: you gonna try out Spore?
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: a crafty noodle is new to me

Why Girls Can't Watch Baseball... or Drive Cars

[helga_] morning
[chellers] howday
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: why you getting in early now?
* noodleLeg has joined #chataus
[helga_] ClydeFrogger: to beat eppy
[helga_] noodleLeg: why are you in so early?
[noodleLeg] 6 AM meeting
[noodleLeg] i'm calling from home
[chellers] so lori has already heard this story but
[chellers] i got hit by a baseball last night
[noodleLeg] oh no
[chellers] luckily it was on my foot
[chellers] (my foot was on the dugout)
[chellers] it hit on the side
[helga_] eek
[noodleLeg] how's your foot?
[chellers] a little bruised
[chellers] but i can walk and everything
[noodleLeg] good
[chellers] it was in part my fault
[noodleLeg] how?
[chellers] i was going through my purse at the time
[chellers] instead of paying attention
[chellers] i probably could have moved out of the way if i was watching the game
[noodleLeg] during the game?
[chellers] :)
[chellers] yup
[helga_] chellers: that's why girls can't watch baseball
[helga_] too busy messing around in their purses
[noodleLeg] yeah if you were in the dugout watching that's not really your fault
[chellers] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: and thats why girls cant drive either
* glitta has joined #chataus
[chellers] noodleLeg: i wasn't in the dugout
[chellers] noodleLeg: my foot was proped up on the dugout
[helga_] chellers: sitting behind the dugout, right?
[noodleLeg] chellers: oh i thought you were playing!
[helga_] noodleLeg: chellers and ray go to these games for round rock express
[noodleLeg] this was at a Round Rock game?
[helga_] noodleLeg: they are there like every night
[helga_] noodleLeg: even when they don't have real games
[helga_] noodleLeg: chellers even got a RRExpress tattoo
[noodleLeg] you mean a temp tattoo?
[noodleLeg] oh i'm on
[noodleLeg] brb

Clydefrog's School History

[ClydeFrogger] back in Van Horn
[knarf] oh
[knarf] its game time
[glitta] van horn had a movie theater?
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: hells yeah
[ClydeFrogger] we had a pizza hut too
[glitta] first run or dollar movies
[ClydeFrogger] mickey d's didnt show up till after we left
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: dont remember
[ClydeFrogger] i remember i won a care bears coloring contest at pizza hut
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: why were you in Van Horn? I thought you were from Conutillo
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: i was going to school there
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they had a sort of magnet school for elementary
[noodleLeg] you lived in conutillo and commuted to van horn for school?
[ClydeFrogger] thatd be crazy
[noodleLeg] eggs
[ClydeFrogger] i stayed there durig the week, and sometimes i would get to home during weekends
[glitta] was it like boarding school
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: kind of
[noodleLeg] no way
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: you lived at the school?
[glitta] or like military school
[ClydeFrogger] i actually stayed off campus though
[glitta] ha ha
[noodleLeg] w/ who?
[ClydeFrogger] there were 4 of us in an apartment
[glitta] ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] and 1 chaperone
[noodleLeg] was it like private school?
[ClydeFrogger] i only went there 1 year...i didnt make the grades to go back the following year
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: not really private, more magnet type...
[glitta] did your parents pay or did you get a scholarship
[glitta] or financial aid
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: i had to get sponsored
[noodleLeg] wow
[ClydeFrogger] and my parents paid the rest
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: what grade?
[glitta] was it for minorities
[glitta] or anyone could go
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they really werent grades
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: did you like it?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: its more like "levels"
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[glitta] did you have to fight a boss to get to the next one?
[ClydeFrogger] i think like 7
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] oh poor ClydeFrogger
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: ahaha
[noodleLeg] were you homesick?
[ClydeFrogger] some...but with the weekend visits every now and then, it got better as the year went along
[noodleLeg] were they mean?
[noodleLeg] is that why you always go to bed early and wake up when its still dark?
[ClydeFrogger] not really....the professors took more of a laid back teaching method
[ClydeFrogger] they just expected us to get the work done, so they didnt pressure too much
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: nah, that was cause of bball during high school
[noodleLeg] were you happy or sad that you didn't go back the next year?
[ClydeFrogger] i was like "eh"...a bunch of the kids there were snobs anyways
[noodleLeg] sounds like a lil ClydeFrogger
[noodleLeg] so weird
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: could you talk to my sis, we're trying to get her comfortable with the idea of my nephew going away for college
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf go play already?
[noodleLeg] glitta: did you know ClydeFrogger went to boarding school?
[noodleLeg] or "magnet" school
[ClydeFrogger] i need to log off sametime...dumb windows popping up
[noodleLeg] i would of cried like crazy if my folks sent me away when i was 7
[knarf] tourny guy gave himself a 1st round bye
[knarf] eppy: i *think* james is in the tourny on the 6th floor. i dont know if thats him for sure.
[eppy] eppy: thats him
[knarf] whenever you find out...can you let lerma know if im not here?
[knarf] i gotta go back up
[knarf] err, down
[eppy] knarf: so how'd you do?
[glitta] noodleLeg: he was a bad kid growning up
[glitta] so they didnt really have a choice
[glitta] it really turned him around
[glitta] who knows where he would be now
[eppy] kicking it with those mexican werewolf brothers prolly
[glitta] noodleLeg i think ClydeFroggers lying.. cause i never knew bout no boarding school in Van horn
[glitta] ill ask him mom
[noodleLeg] wow, if he was lying, i was totally convinced
[glitta] im pretty sure its a lie
[glitta] noodleLeg; his mom said he is lying
[glitta] i sent her a text
[noodleLeg] thanks glitta
[noodleLeg] wait
[noodleLeg] or is glitta lying?
[noodleLeg] at least in person i could see who had the wider smile
[glitta] ok i didnt text his mom.. but im pretty sure he is lying
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf win?
[ClydeFrogger] well, im outs

Rumors

[Glitta] Breaking News: Someone Got Engaged This Weekend.. Guess Who?
[chelle] it was just nice to be by the ocean
[knarf] YOU!?
[chelle] BRIAN?
[Glitta] Strike one
[Glitta] Strike two
[chelle] EPPY
[knarf] DAVE!?
[Glitta] ha ha Strike Threee YOOOOUUUU OUT
[knarf] elmo?
[Glitta] No
[chelle] NOODLE?!!
[Glitta] DING DING DING DING
[knarf] wow
[chelle] WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!
[Glitta] at least thats what eppy told helga and helga told me
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] and i couldnt keep it in anylonger
[Glitta] and apparently Grant Called eppy with the news?
[Glitta] they are in NYC
[knarf] you guys got suckered
[chelle] wow
[Glitta] no way.. helga wasnt too suprised.. supposedly when he went to el paso with her this summer.. he asked her dad for her hand in marriage
[Glitta] or his blessing.. or whatever it is that you do when you ask the dad
[Glitta] and so peeps where just waiting for the actual popping of the question
[Glitta] i had no clue
[ClydeFrogger] suck, stupid IBM
[ClydeFrogger] my back doc dont accept the new health plans
[chelle] Glitta: wow. i'm surprised grant called eppy w/ the news
[Glitta] yeah.. thats what is kinda unbeleivable for me
[Glitta] im still in shock .. i guess i wont believe it till noodle gets back and tells us
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: are you signed up lready? cant change it?
[ClydeFrogger] well, all the plans are aetna
[ClydeFrogger] and they dont accept aetna
[knarf] ouuu...i havent even looked
[chelle] Glitta: yup
[Glitta] chelle:did you know about any of it? like that they were even planning on getting married?
[monkey_boy] brb
Signoff: monkey_boy ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.3.11")
[chelle] Glitta: no ma'am
[chelle] Glitta: i just knew that grant had finally met the family but that's all
[Glitta] its exciting!

[eppy] /msg knarf i dont think they know yet
[helgaTHEgreate] who knows what?
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreate: oh great, you're gonna encourage him
[Glitta] :/ i spilled the beans
[knarf] nothing...its tru...were not talking about marraige
[helgaTHEgreate] monkey_boy: i can't help it
monkey_boy checks his backlog for any stray beans...
monkey_boy sees no beans...
[knarf] msg eppy way to go dude
[chelle] eppy's preggers?
[helgaTHEgreate] hahahaha
[monkey_boy] the sordid affairs of eppy
[monkey_boy] coming to BBC America this fall!
[eppy] lets see i told them they got engaged at a museum
[ClydeFrogger] uh, can i borrow a dollar from someone
monkey_boy waves a dollar in front of ClydeFrogger...
[monkey_boy] what are you gonna do for it?
[ClydeFrogger] kick you in the nuts
[eppy] Glitta: you told them about deb & grant?
monkey_boy waits for glitta to make a gay ref.
[monkey_boy] eppy: no, but now you did! :D
[Glitta] eppy: :| no.. yes.. no.. Yes! I couldnt take it
[Glitta] but you can tell it again since then it will be STRAIGHT FROM TEH SOURCE
[ClydeFrogger] so about that dollar
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[eppy] grant told me they announced at times square...and i think she said yes
[helgaTHEgreate] i only have a five and a 20
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you know that sentence made no sense, right
[Glitta] whoa.. who announce what and huh?
[eppy] announce...proposed...my bad
[Glitta] ha ha no sense
[ClydeFrogger] they
[helgaTHEgreate] eppy: are they registering at tiffany's?
[ClydeFrogger] two people proposed?
[eppy] they=he
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] translation: grant proposed at time square and debbie may or may not have said yes
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: you got a stick in your butt
[Glitta] how do you not know if debbie said yes?
knarf makes mental note not to take sticks from ClydeFrogger
[Glitta] i thought it was in a museum in from of a painting
[monkey_boy] knarf: LOL
[Glitta] from = front
[eppy] brb
monkey_boy changes the name of the channel to #The_View.

[eppy] i hafta fess up
[knarf] this should be good
[ClydeFrogger] uh-oh
[eppy] i never talked to grant
[knarf] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] nice
[eppy] it was jess jokes...dont be too mad
knarf was looking forward to watching a skinny pale jet black haired goth girl stripping
[djPoppinJ] what?
[djPoppinJ] you ACE..i'm glad I played it off when I called her and she wasn't home. I left a message "hey debbie, give mem acall, blah blah"
[djPoppinJ] dave - so this all started with me? on the phone saturday ? you just decided to be mean?
[chelle] hmmm...yeah maybe eppy's trying to cover his ace
[djPoppinJ] i'm kornfused now
[Glitta] whooooaaaa
[djPoppinJ] he did that beacuse they went out of town
[eppy] i know...ive out done myself
[helgaTHEgreat] wow
[djPoppinJ] and I even tried calling when they were out of town, duh
[Glitta] i thought something was up when you said he did it in time square and helgaTHEgreat said he did it in a museum
[knarf] wow
[knarf] let the ppl vacation in peace
[chelle] hahahahahahaha
[djPoppinJ] dont make me call grant and tell him to ask her!
[djPoppinJ] cuz I will MAKE HIM
[ClydeFrogger] that might give eppy the "Ace of the Year Award"
[helgaTHEgreat] no wonder noodle hates eppy
knarf makes preprations for eppy's trophy
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you didnt know either.. or where you part of the scam..??
[knarf] eppy: you prefer Ace of the Year or Ass of the Year?
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: i wasn't part of the scam
[eppy] im gonna hafta go with ace
[Glitta] so eppy tricked you too???
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] ace it is
[ClydeFrogger] eppy has no bounds
[helgaTHEgreat] glitta: looks like it
[chelle] well then why did helga say it took place in a museum?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. we all have your back
[knarf] wow...he counted on you girls spreading the lies like wild fire...good ol rumors
[knarf] chelle: eppy messed up his own lie
[Glitta] makes me realize how bad it is to spread rumors.
[chelle] i dunno i'm gonna go with eppy spilled the beans and is trying to cover his ace
[knarf] youd think he wouldf got it str8
[chelle] knarf: nah we're talking about eppy here
[knarf] exactly
[Glitta] too many lies and deceptions in this chat room
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[knarf] oh oh...make a #wedding-talk
[Glitta] im still suspicious that helgaTHEgreat is in on it
[ClydeFrogger] i did find it weird that grant would call eppy and not noodle call eppy
[knarf] maybe she started it then got eppy to cover for her this morning...
[knarf] that would esplain why eppy effed it up
[helgaTHEgreat] don't blame this on me
[Glitta] why would they wanna start a rumor like that
[Glitta] that just mean
[knarf] cuz they knew ppl would eat it up?
[Glitta] should have made it more outrageous.. not something thats believable.. thats my theory
[knarf] is the believable rumor more easy to spread?
[monkey_boy] you can always blame me.
[knarf] ^nt
[knarf] monkey_boy...you bastard.
monkey_boy hangs his blabbing mouth in shame
[helgaTHEgreat] i thought its a very believable rumor
[Glitta] eppy: what do you have to say for yourself.. why did you do it???
[Glitta] the people wanna know
[Glitta] maybe eppy was just trying to get helgaTHEgreat??
[eppy] no...i told this to cracker too
[helgaTHEgreat] he knew i'd tell you, Glitta, at the race on sunday
[eppy] i did know helga was going to the run on sunday
[Glitta] yeah.. i know.. thats funny
[knarf] BURN
[chelle] i remember when we tried to get eppy to keep a secret..first person he called was glitta
[chelle] :D
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[Glitta] what if noodle did think he was gonna ask the big question and he didnt.. and shes sad
[Glitta] and here we are spreading rumors that it happened
[chelle] i'll just wait until noodle comes back
[helgaTHEgreat] what if it really happened and eppy didn't even KNOW?!
knarf is glad he didnt spread rumors
[chelle] i have 2 theroies
[chelle] oops theories
[chelle] 1) eppy's telling the truth and now feels bad he spilled the beans
[chelle] 2) eppy wanted to punk peeps
[knarf] back and to the left
[knarf] back...and to the left
knarf thinks helgaTHEgreat is the other shooter on the grassy noel
[Glitta] We just got PUNKD
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, unintentionally
[Glitta] now im sad
[helgaTHEgreat] i'm pissed at eppy, for bringing me into his web of lies
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you should be.. where is the TRUST in the relationship
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. teach him a lesson
[helgaTHEgreat] i just might
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: make him cry too
[chelle] maybe eppy's feeling out the waters with helga
[chelle] see if its time to pop the question
[helgaTHEgreat] well, that would be a dumb idea now
[Glitta] ooooooooooh
[knarf] i thought it was barely like 2...its gonna be 4 already
[knarf] ouch man
[Glitta] i have to say im suprised eppy caused all this.. we will be talking about it for years to come
[knarf] can i go home now?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: i was gonna say you did a good job playin it off with the Aaron Dream.
[Glitta] sucked me right in
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: that did happen
[Glitta] thats funnny
[helgaTHEgreat] i even told aaron about it
[Glitta] ha ha..
[eppy] i hafta fess up
[eppy] again
[eppy] the weddin's back on!
[helgaTHEgreat] who trusts you?
ClydeFrogger raises hand
[eppy] nah really...this is the truth
[Glitta] yeah who cares.. im waiting for debbie
monkey_boy thinks the perfect way to tell is by reinstating the old methods to determine if someone is a witch
[Glitta] Quit playing with my Emmotions!!!
[monkey_boy] if we drown eppy and he lives, he's lying!
[chelle] ooouuuu
[monkey_boy] if he dies, he told the truth. QED
[chelle] monkey_boy: good suggestion
[monkey_boy] nothing quite like a good witch trial.
[monkey_boy] noodle would like it too...all gothic and halloweeney
[Glitta] im soo confused i dont know what to feel anymore.... happiness, excitement, or deception
[helgaTHEgreat] i don't believe it
[eppy] would i try to dup you again?
[monkey_boy] eppy: yes
[ClydeFrogger] its the truth
[helgaTHEgreat] of course
[Glitta] yes.. cause its even better the second time around
[monkey_boy] fool me once....
[monkey_boy] fool me twice...
[knarf] eppy: is telling the truth now
[monkey_boy] three times a lady!
[Glitta] yeah..
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[knarf] it happened at the museum
[ClydeFrogger] he wanted to trick you all this morning with the whole times square thing, but you all didnt fall for it
[Glitta] i think all the kart boyz are in on it now
[helgaTHEgreat] was this a grant kart plan?
[helgaTHEgreat] grant = grand
[Glitta] i'll wait for the real deal...
[Glitta] helga: the grant kart plan works too
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: yeah
[ClydeFrogger] haha, now know one is gonna believe what eppy says
[Glitta] monkey_boy: in order to find out the truth.. i nominate you to call Noodle right now
[monkey_boy] ok
[monkey_boy] gimme her #
[Glitta] ok
[helgaTHEgreat] like her cell phone is really on
[ClydeFrogger] 867-####
[chelle] it might be
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: dialing.
[chelle] in case family needs to get a hold of her
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: ringing
[Glitta] um.. i have two numbers for her cell
[Glitta] 297####
[Glitta] 297-####
[monkey_boy] they both local?
[Glitta] yeah
[eppy] i talked to grant
[Glitta] 731-####
[eppy] that one's old
[Glitta] DJPoppinJ: which one is it
[monkey_boy] calling 1st
[chelle] i'm still confused as to why grant would call eppy
[monkey_boy] runging
[Glitta] yeah.. are they that tight??
[eppy] im a fun person
[chelle] i'm not believing anything until i hear it from deb
[knarf] the plan was hatched early this morning...before kart
[knarf] when he came on, i msg'd him and told him to say he was joking
[knarf] he figured out hte rest, saying times sqaure instead of museum so you could "piece together his lie"
[chelle] Glitta: yeah i dunno
[monkey_boy] I just called her.
[monkey_boy] SHE SAID YES
[Glitta] ok.. i dont give eppy that much credit
[knarf] wow
[monkey_boy] (and she was weirded out by me)
[monkey_boy] :)
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] poor eppy
[monkey_boy] but Grant said we should have lied.
[eppy] jess jokes
[helgaTHEgreat] monkey_boy: do you weird out girls a lot?
[monkey_boy] (we being Noodle and he)
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreat: almost all of em, yeah.
[monkey_boy] :)
[Glitta] HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!1
[monkey_boy] Glitta: you owe me
[monkey_boy] :)
[eppy] do i still get my ace trophy?
[Glitta] :D Yes I do monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] ;)
[chelle] i say we all get to roshambo eppy
[Glitta] The questions still remains.... why did Grant call Dave and tell him the good news???
[Glitta] monkey_boy: did she say when she was coming home???
[chelle] and helga should go first
[Glitta] helga should go twice
[chelle] there ya go
[helgaTHEgreat] noodle likes a man who takes charge
[monkey_boy] Glitta: she was more along the lines of completely overwhelmed by me that I didn't want to prolong the pain
[Glitta] Strippers Back ON!!!!!!!!!
[monkey_boy] Glitta: so no, she didn't mention it. :)
[chelle] Glitta: i still don't get that part either
[Glitta] monkey_boy;ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] who let the cpus out
[helgaTHEgreat] why is notes slow today

Chappelle Fun

[LilPuppetTheBlue] filler did you go to the show last night?
[fillerBunny] yeah...did you?
[fillerBunny] i was bummed that i was missing mos def
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah me too
[fillerBunny] wasnt sure which you were going to
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I looked for you but I didn't see you there
[fillerBunny] where were you?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] then I got drunk and went home
[fillerBunny] haha
[fillerBunny] i mean...like...relative to center stage
[LilPuppetTheBlue] first I was by the resturaunt on the porch
[fillerBunny] where were your seats bunghole
[LilPuppetTheBlue] there where no seats
[LilPuppetTheBlue] standing
[LilPuppetTheBlue] =p
[fillerBunny] im confused
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I moved around after each beer
[LilPuppetTheBlue] the stubs show
[fillerBunny] im sorry dude
[LilPuppetTheBlue] was only standing, no seats like always
[fillerBunny] i thought you were talking about dave chappelle
[fillerBunny] did you go to both?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] chappelle hasnt happened yet
[fillerBunny] that was last night
[fillerBunny] haha
[glitta] oh oh.. this is gonna be good
[LilPuppetTheBlue] mos def was last night
glitta pulls up a chair to catch the action
[fillerBunny] lol
[LilPuppetTheBlue] na hell na
[fillerBunny] this is too good
[glitta] archive it
[fillerBunny] my sides hurt
[glitta] i think LilPuppetTheBlue is the biggest Chappelle fan i know
[fillerBunny] ah-yessss
[fillerBunny] poor lil triump and leo are getting a beating tonight
[glitta] [LilPuppetTheBlue] when did you think the Chapelle show was??
[glitta] May have been better if he showed up to the Erwin Center and tehre was a a Basketball game going on
[glitta] or something else
[LilPuppetTheBlue] f*ck
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I couldnt go anyway
[LilPuppetTheBlue] diane was in SFO
[glitta] boy shes got you on a tight rope
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well that would be f'd up if she called her and I said, hey the chappelle show is on, sorry I sold your ticket
[debora_] done packing
[debora_] night all
[LilPuppetTheBlue] at least I missed out too
[glitta] [LilPuppetTheBlue] you could have sold both
[glitta] and made lots o cash
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yep
Signoff: debora_ ("Leaving")
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well I gotta go
[fillerBunny] k
[fillerBunny] sorry dude
[glitta] bye
[LilPuppetTheBlue] no biggie
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I feel worse for her
[fillerBunny] what!?
[glitta] you t hikn she would have got mad if you went to the show
[fillerBunny] sorry...cant help myself
[glitta] not your fault the days were mixed up
[LilPuppetTheBlue] oh hell yeah shed be mad
[glitta] but its an honest mistake
[glitta] not like you did it behind her back
[glitta] i think she wouldnt have wanted you to waste the money for it
[glitta] at least you could have said.. well at least i made you 100 bux
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah, but I know she really wanted to see it and shed be hurt that I went
[LilPuppetTheBlue] this way we both got screwed so I'min the clear
[fillerBunny] how was mos def?
[glitta] yeah you are definately in teh clear
[LilPuppetTheBlue] f#cker didt show up
[fillerBunny] no way
[LilPuppetTheBlue] he problably went to the chappelle show
[LilPuppetTheBlue] since they are friends
[fillerBunny] how 'bout talib...and pharoh monk?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I got drunk so I didn't stay for them, I saw K laaa and Jean Gray
[LilPuppetTheBlue] K Laaaa was badass
[fillerBunny] never heard of him
[LilPuppetTheBlue] Rapping Somalian
[LilPuppetTheBlue] played a african drum while he rapped.
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well I gotta go shoot myself
[LilPuppetTheBlue] syall
[glitta] bye
[fillerBunny] peace

Vote For Monkeyboy

[monkeyboy] vote for monkeyboy: I'll give mandatory days off to gamers.
[knarf] hes got my vote
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'll invade canada.
[monkeyboy] and make it a real country.
[helga] um, it already IS a real country
[monkeyboy] no way.
[monkeyboy] it's like usa-lite.
[Cracker] than what's mexico?
[knarf] monkeyboy makes a strong case...
[knarf] monkeyboy: will you stick to your beliefs or pull a kerry and support no war next week?
[monkeyboy] Cracker: oh, I'm going after them next.
[monkeyboy] knarf: I've always been for invading canada.
[monkeyboy] I stand by that.
[ClydeFrog] they should just get all the world leaders and play a "winner take all" game of risk
[knarf] 3 cheers for monkeyboy
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'm gonna smack around time warner and comcast and all the cable providers.
[monkeyboy] NO MORE COMMERCIALS on cable.
[ClydeFrog] nice
[monkeyboy] and regulate the broadband market.
[Cracker] Seriously though, if you vote at the primaries tonight, you will become attached to a party for 2 years. This election will determin the candidates to run in November General election.
[ClydeFrog] /msg monkeyboy and more skinemax type channels
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: only after 10pm
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: after 10, tv becomes like europe.
[ClydeFrog] but without the hairy chicks
[monkeyboy] I can't control hair. you'll have to vote on that with your remote.
[ClydeFrog] vote with your remote....i smell a patent....dibs
[monkeyboy] hahaha
[monkeyboy] oh, and SCO is sent to haiti to fix all the problems there.
[monkeyboy] and this is just in the first month in office!
[knarf] youre awesome
[knarf] monkeyboy: what about SC2?
[monkeyboy] starcraft 2?
[knarf] where do you stand on a new SC?
[knarf] si
[monkeyboy] oh, there will be talks with blizzard.
[monkeyboy] maybe a nice government grant.
[knarf] ouuuu
[monkeyboy] we've spent too much on crap like social security.
[monkeyboy] oh, and drug companies get the finger.
[monkeyboy] no more of this $200 a bottle for pills.
[monkeyboy] sheesh
[ClydeFrog] can we get back the money weve put into social security since SS wont be there when we need it
[knarf] you can direct funds planned parenthood and any $$ being wasted on this same sex deal
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: I can't do that...BUT, I can give you a free copy of starcraft 2
[ClydeFrog] i dont like those kinds of games
[monkeyboy] but it's free
[ClydeFrog] BOOOOO
[ClydeFrog] your losing my vote
[monkeyboy] ok, ClydeFrog is shipped to haiti too.
[knarf] monkeyboy: how about a WP version that REALLY works
[monkeyboy] wp?
[knarf] warppipe
[monkeyboy] ah.
[knarf] monkeyboy: i cant kart if ClydeFrog is in haiti
[monkeyboy] tell him to stop being a wuss then
[monkeyboy] oh, this whole controversy of power in california?
[chelle] that could be your campaign motto
[monkeyboy] simple. blow the place up.
[monkeyboy] no more calif.
[chelle] "stop being a wuss...vote for monkeyboy"
[monkeyboy] damn straight.
[monkeyboy] I'm off to cafepress.com to make some bumperstickers.
[knarf] thats beautiful
[knarf] monkeyboy: the raiders are in calif...you lose my vcote
[knarf] vote*
[monkeyboy] knarf: we can move them.
[monkeyboy] it's not a suprise blow up.
[knarf] im gonna have to see a draft of your proposal
[monkeyboy] tell everyone I'm blowing up calif in 90 days.
[ClydeFrog] the terminator might try to stop you
[monkeyboy] the other option is split it up into 5-10 states.
[monkeyboy] where hollywood is blown up after the split.
[monkeyboy] oh, MTV becomes illegal.
[monkeyboy] damn MTV
[chelle] :o
[monkeyboy] they don't play music!
[chelle] no more newlyweds?
[monkeyboy] chelle: they'll have to find a new station.
[chelle] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[monkeyboy] I propose a live tv station.
[monkeyboy] all reality shows.
[monkeyboy] quit putting that on other networks.
[monkeyboy] scifi with one?
[monkeyboy] that's just sad.
[Cracker] you're making lose my concetration here
[monkeyboy] it's 4
[Cracker] yeah, I still have 2 HOURS
[monkeyboy] what concentration you had is gone with after lunch boost.
[Cracker] actually, I had a "i'm now connected" boost
[monkeyboy] uh, okay...
[Cracker] laptop connection wasn't working
[monkeyboy] any other bones for my administration to pick?
[knarf] how do you spell apaer?
[knarf] dissappear
[knarf] appear?
[Cracker] yes
[monkeyboy] yes
[Cracker] does it look funny after staring at it?
knarf nods
[monkeyboy] don't look at it anymore, it's right.
knarf closes his eyes
[eppy] monkeyboy: will you kill linkin' park and 50 cent for me?
[monkeyboy] eppy: see my hollywood bomb proposal.
[eppy] alrighty
[monkeyboy] oh, any white people caught saing the "words" bling and/or bling will be shot on sight.
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: what do you propose to do to people who blame fast food restaurants for their chubness
[knarf] its the same word
[knarf] what about wanna be rappin white boyz?
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: put them on treadmills and store the power.
[monkeyboy] we have more power and less fatties.
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[eppy] ive been wanting to patent that for a while
[chelle] monkeyboy: on a similar note, how do you propose to control ppl filing unecessary lawsuits?
[monkeyboy] the problem with the U.S. is we're all too afraid to say what we think (except for ClydeFrog).
[monkeyboy] chelle: that one's easy too.
[ClydeFrog] eppy sucks
[eppy] lollipops
[eppy] .
[monkeyboy] chelle: they like sharks in suits, let's see if they like sharks in water.
[monkeyboy] film it.
[monkeyboy] put on reality tv.
[chelle] nice
[monkeyboy] make money on endorsements.
[debora] lol
[monkeyboy] this nation debt thing would be gone in no time.
[monkeyboy] this prison thing is easy too.
[monkeyboy] make a nice square state all walled in...
[monkeyboy] and rename it to Thunderdome.
[monkeyboy] film that too.
[knarf] hey hey hye
[eppy] i see a pattern
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the hungry
[monkeyboy] eppy: feed em?
[eppy] thats so crazy it might just work!
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the homeless...lemme guess
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[debora] yes
[eppy] put them on a reality show building there own home?
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: can you get rid of lotus notes or at least make it work
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: lotus and all products related therein are banished to russia
[chelle] np
[ClydeFrog] russia, nice
[knarf] banished...like on forever eden
[ClydeFrog] guess haiti got too crowded
[knarf] aka paradise hotel
[monkeyboy] sametime is replaced with a not-crap IM, and we all get IMAP.
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: you don't wanna go to Haiti.
[helga] qee IMAP?
[monkeyboy] helga: it's a protocol that stores your mail on the server.
[debora] monkeyboy: can we get a better search engine in w3?
[monkeyboy] it's like POP3
[monkeyboy] debora: w3 is gone. we get ibm.google.com

Who's BDay is Next??

[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, yup that's the fountain i saw
[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, but it would have to be white chocolate
* noodleLegs thinks
[noodleLegs] eppy, sea dragon, i think
[eppy] sounds right
[eppy] thats right...paul was leaving right around that time
* SignOff helgaTHEgreat: #chataus (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
[eppy] the one before was yours and monkey was leaving then
[noodleLegs] eppy: i planned it but i couldn't go to yours
[noodleLegs] cuz of a meeting or something
[noodleLegs] eppy, right
[eppy] ok...do we know who's is the next bday...normally it'd been paul...but he's goners...i think wendy's is next...in march
* noodleLegs taps eppy on the head
[eppy] am i forgetting someone's bday
[noodleLegs] isn't it helga's?
[eppy] oh oh oh...yeah
[knarf] haha
[noodleLegs] hope she wasn't watching
[eppy] i guess i should set it up
[knarf] lucky
[knarf] she left chat
[eppy] no...she just signed off
[eppy] no one tell
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[knarf] my silence is for sale
[noodleLegs] chatty archieve blackmail?
[knarf] damn str8
[chelle] knarf: i think you need a new game for your xbox que no?
* SignOff knarf: #chataus ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.2.1")
[chelle] then again maybe not
[eppy] woohoo
* knarf has joined #chataus
[noodleLegs] i wonder if eppy killed knarf to silence him
[knarf] hells nah
* mode/#chataus [+o knarf] by chelle
[eppy] archive is gone...im safe from knarf
[chelle] maybe kanrf needs another xbox to have upstairs
[chelle] oop knarf
[knarf] yes, that would be nice chelle
[noodleLegs] chelle, you trying to sell an xbox?
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[knarf] way off
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[noodleLegs] k, i'll go back to reading
[noodleLegs] bbl
[knarf] chats been slow...i believe this is archive worthy
[eppy] luckily you signed off...so the archive is goners
[knarf] nope
[knarf] sucka
[eppy] youre bluffing
[knarf] really?
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[eppy] nothing..you aint got chet
[ClydeFrogger] so bored
[glitta] i thought eppy was joking and trying someone to mention helgas bday
[ClydeFrogger] they should put an arcade in 908
[ClydeFrogger] a free one
[eppy] glitta: momentary lapse
[glitta] lapse of what
[ClydeFrogger] ouuu
[eppy] of remembering
[ClydeFrogger] shes calling you out
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you still swollen and itchy
[ClydeFrogger] ?
[knarf] wow
[eppy] :/
[knarf] what did you guys do at lunch??
[eppy] haha
[glitta] eppy: if you really forgot.. that is baaad. I wouldnt tell helga cause she'll get Mad!
[eppy] wouldnt you like to know
[knarf] oh, im telling helga
[eppy] glitta: why would i tell?
[knarf] it'll be fun for me
[eppy] knarf: she's not gonna believe you
[knarf] she will when i post the archive
[glitta] i mean I will not tell helga.. cause i dont want her to get mad at you.
[eppy] glitta: you rock!
[eppy] knarf: whatever...you aint got it
[glitta] and i dont want her to get her feelings hurt either
[knarf] right now the going rate on my silence is only a fajita taco combo
[eppy] post a small snipet if you do
[knarf] it'll go up later
[knarf] the going rate that is
[ClydeFrogger] lets play some movie trivia
[DJPoppinJ] ok
[DJPoppinJ] lets
[knarf] [
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[knarf] [
[knarf] theres more...
[eppy] :0
[knarf] make them all steak fajita tacos
* helgaTHEgreat has joined channel #chataus
[knarf] :D
[eppy] bbl

Hells Yeah

[helga] eppy: has cracker told you yet that she's having a yard sale?
[eppy] :/
[eppy] hells nah
[knarf] eppy: i think the hells can only be used with the yeah
[knarf] sounds weird with nah
[knarf] plus, you gotta rase the roof when you do it
[eppy] knarf: sorry...i hoped you'd get a kick out of it
[helga] i'm glad i don't get the heaves when i see people puke
[knarf] rase=raise
[eppy] knarf: but but but...it makes me laff
[knarf] alright...but you still gotta raise the roof when you say it
[eppy] woohoo
eppy tugs on knarfs shirt
knarf turns around, looks down
[knarf] what is it kid?
[eppy] knarf: by "raise the roof" you mean...holla?
[knarf] no no...what you just did....to get my attention, that was a form of holla'ing
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta limp like your leg was broken
[eppy] oh...i mean...i gots to use all caps...
[knarf] twitching and shakin kind of like you been smokin.....
[eppy] i thought that was the humpty dance...is yo chance
[knarf] wait...no...thats the humpty dance
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta:
[knarf] roof
[knarf] ^ ^
[noodleLegs] haha
[knarf] then give a
[knarf] HELLS YEAH!!
[Monkeyboy] holla holla?
[Monkeyboy] dollah dollah?
[Pablo] are those anime smiley eyes?
[knarf] who holla'ing?
[eppy] pues like con your arms?
[noodleLegs] monkey: you need a dollar?
[Monkeyboy] noodleLegs: nah, it's a song... :)
[noodleLegs] ah, k
[knarf] if you need a dollah, just a holla
[eppy] noodleLegs: tell him.."Move bee-atch...get out the way!"
[knarf] eppy: so you got it?
[eppy] knarf: 10-4 good buddy

C.S.L.

[ClydeFrog] CHAT DISCUSSION: how do you eat your pancakes?
[helga] with a fork
[ClydeFrog] nah, like the actual pancakes, how do you cut them
[ClydeFrog] any specific pattern?
[knarf] triangles
[helga] at first, i cut wedges, like you do with a pie
[ClydeFrog] me too
[helga] i like to put butter between the pancakes, so the two warm pancakes melt it
[ClydeFrog] we had that argyment this weekend
[ClydeFrog] daniel and yvette thought i was weirdo for eating them like htat
[helga] about how to eat pancakes?
[helga] how do they eat them?
[knarf] seems natural to cut them in triangles since pancakes are round
[ClydeFrog] daniel cuts them in pseudo squares
[noodleLeg] yup, i'm a triangle cutter too
[chelle] triangles for me too
[noodleLeg] clyde: does he use a fork or a knife?
[ClydeFrog] yvette starts at one end and goes to the end
[knarf] who uses a knife for pancakes?
[helga] sometimes i do
[helga] but don't really count my opinion cuz i really don't like pancakes that much
[chelle] no knife for me either
[ClydeFrog] me either
[chelle] why use a knife for something that is soft
[knarf] yeah....overkill
[chelle] doesn't make any sense
[knarf] ClydeFrog: so you decide on lunch?
[ClydeFrog] i mean, i do use a knife
[helga] a knife is good etiquette
[knarf] according to who?
[knarf] to snobby rich person
[ClydeFrog] etiquette peeps
[knarf] person=people
[chelle] code for a snooty way to eat pancakes
[noodleLeg] just wondering cuz it seems like it would be less ackward cutting it in squares if you used a knife
[knarf] i could see that
[noodleLeg] thx knarf
[knarf] ClydeFrog: so you decide on lunch?
[ClydeFrog] wait
[ClydeFrog] MONKEY
[ClydeFrog] how do you eat your pancakes (see above)
[monkeyboy] uhm, ok.
[knarf] monkeyboy...you dont need to answer that
[monkeyboy] well, it really depends.
[knarf] better question for you...
[monkeyboy] are we talking my ideal pancakes?
[knarf] spears or alba?
[monkeyboy] alba.
[monkeyboy] duh.
[ClydeFrog] monkey is racist though
[monkeyboy] it's those CSLs and leather pants...
[knarf] CSL?
[monkeyboy] C**K suckin lips.
[ClydeFrog] wow
[chelle] whoa
[monkeyboy] yea...that's why I said csl.
ClydeFrog hands monkey a bar of soap
monkeyboy washes his hands.
[monkeyboy] thanks.
[knarf] someones been hangin around with phil lately
[monkeyboy] :P
[chelle] i never expected such language from monkey
[knarf] yeah...hes the goody two shoes of the group
[eppy] whatapig

Platypi

[knarf] ClydeFrog: Pablo: does your -n still work if your greping a file not in the same dir?
[knarf] huh? does it!?
[knarf] thats what i thought
[chelle] huh?
[chelle] man that laci peterson case is so sad
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yes it does
[knarf] im not talking one dir deep
[knarf] im talking like 5 or 6 deep
[ClydeFrog] let me try that
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yup
[knarf] fibba
[ClydeFrog] SO
[Pablo] mine works too
[knarf] im spinning...ohhhh-oh-whoa im spinning
[Pablo] mine even complimented me "Thanks for the nifty grep, Paul"
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yours too
[Monkeyboy] knarf: quick hack...
[Monkeyboy] find . -type f -exec grep search_query {} \;
[Monkeyboy] will search all files.
[Monkeyboy] including subdirs.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: you think your so smart
[Pablo] Monkeyboy: away with your wizard magic
[knarf] thx Monkeyboy, these losers are pathetic
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but can you do this...
* ClydeFrog moves arms around frantically
* knarf flies thru the matrix and cuts off ClydeFrog's hands
* ClydeFrog grows back hands cause he too is a matrix master
[knarf] you cant do that
[ClydeFrog] just did
[knarf] youre dreaming it
[knarf] youre really handless
[ClydeFrog] then how am i typing
[knarf] you THINK you are typing
[ClydeFrog] whoa, i can think it and it happens
[Monkeyboy] hahahahahahaha
[Monkeyboy] you kids ar efunny.
[ClydeFrog] sweet, these powers are even better
[Monkeyboy] :D
[knarf] or youre just typing with your nubs
[knarf] cause you have no powers
[Monkeyboy] can I just have ice cream?
* knarf cuts off ClydeFrogs hands again to be safe
* ClydeFrog thinks knarf is really a ducked billed platypus
[ClydeFrog] ked=k
[knarf] nope...still me
[knarf] HAHA
[Pablo] are there non-duck billed platypi?
[ClydeFrog] thats cause your dreaming
[knarf] just another hopeless soul lost in the matrix
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: good question
[knarf] Pablob: only non-ducked ones
[Monkeyboy] Pablo: all over australia.
[ClydeFrog] Pablob, who is that
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: those are kangaroos
[Monkeyboy] do *NOT* pick up a platypus. they are poisonous (at least the males are).
[knarf] heck yeah
[Monkeyboy] they have spurs behind their hind legs that they smack onto.
[ClydeFrog] so no throwing platypi at people?
[Monkeyboy] (kinda like a cowboy on a horse)
[Pablo] they secret poison from their teats right?
[knarf] ClydeFrog: yes, you just gotta becareful
[Pablo] secrete
[Monkeyboy] dude, that poison is so strong morphene can't block the pain it causes.
[knarf] nope
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: wanna bet
[Monkeyboy] so be careful with platypi.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: no thanks.
[knarf] your not saying the plural of platypus right
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but I will laugh if you ever pick up a male platypus.
[knarf] can i watch?
[Monkeyboy] knarf: you betcha.
[knarf] i need a good laff too
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: ill wear my ultra-non porous gloves
[Monkeyboy] knarf: the dude that was talking about gettinh hit by a platypus still can't use his hand correctly.
[Monkeyboy] it's serious shit.
[knarf] ClydeFrog: then you can be one of those rednecks on animal re-enacting their encounter with a platypus
[knarf] animal=animal planet
[Monkeyboy] knarf: he could be the next corc hunter!
[Monkeyboy] err croc
[Pablo] WHEN PLATYPUSSES STRIKE!
[ClydeFrog] thats it, im getting a platypus as a pet and teaching it to attack you all
[knarf] Monkeyboy: i know, ive seen their power
[knarf] ussies
[knarf] Pablo: ussies
[Monkeyboy] bad bad bad... :P
[Monkeyboy] so this is chat w/o any ladies. :P
[knarf] oh crap, chelle is here i think
[knarf] chelle: type /clear
[Pablo] tsk tsk
[noodleLeg] does anyone have a cough drop?
[knarf] chelle: do not read Pablo nasty comments
[chelle] hahahahaha
[ClydeFrog] noodleLeg: i do, but i just gave it to my platypus
[knarf] great...they travel in packs
[chelle] i'm not the only lady....noodle's here
[chelle] geez
[chelle] no, we go to the bathroom in packs
[chelle] get it straight man
[Monkeyboy] hahahahahahaha
* knarf flies thru the matrix and kills ClydeFrog platypus
[Monkeyboy] chat == "the funny" today.
[noodleLeg] clyde: :/
[ClydeFrog] knarf: why you gotta be hating on my platypus
[chelle] noodleLeg: sorry no cough drops
[Monkeyboy] noodleLeg: I have altoids if you want one.
* knarf laffs cause matric ClydeFrog's arms are black and swollen from his dead platypus
[Monkeyboy] noodleLeg: kinda far tho... :S
[knarf] ric=rix
[noodleLeg] monkey: thanks for trying
* ClydeFrog thinks of having another platypus
[ClydeFrog] alright, me and my platypus are out of here
* knarf buys ClydeFrog another platypus
* knarf flies thru the matrix and kills ClydeFrog platypus again
[knarf] [:|]
[chelle] bye clyde
[Pablo] lates clyde
[Pablo] poor little egg-laying mammal :(

Day After 28 Days Later

[FillerBunny] i heard 28 days later is good
[noodleLeg] really?
[ClydeFrog] i really liked it
[noodleLeg] i heard that too
[noodleLeg] fillerbunny: you gonna go see it?
[FillerBunny] noodleLeg: i havent made plans to
[FillerBunny] ..but i guess id want to see it
[ClydeFrog] me and monkey could just act it out for you guys if ya want
[FillerBunny] but you guys suck at acting
[ClydeFrog] were better than some of the actors in hollywood
[noodleLeg] haha
[chelle] mhi noodle
[noodleLeg] i'd like to see the MonkeyFrog production
[chelle] m=
[noodleLeg] hi chelle
[FillerBunny] i heard its got ZOMBIES!!!
[ClydeFrog] FillerBunny: actually, it doesnt
[noodleLeg] brb
[FillerBunny] well...something like a zombie
[FillerBunny] you know...decaying fella
[ClydeFrog] its actually the sequel to bullocks 2001 smash hit, 28 days
[FillerBunny] i didnt know that interesting
[FillerBunny] is bullock the monkey who speads the disease
[ClydeFrog] no
[ClydeFrog] she has the role of the protagonist
[Monkeyboy] ooh ooh!
[Monkeyboy] who do I get to be?
[ClydeFrog] ill be sandy, you can be the monkey
[Monkeyboy] perfect.
[Monkeyboy] ready and GO!
[Monkeyboy] (eep eep)
[ClydeFrog] hello mr monkey
* FillerBunny grabs popcorn
[ClydeFrog] what are you doing
[ClydeFrog] wait
[Monkeyboy] (bangs on cage)
* ClydeFrog is now known as sandyB
[Monkeyboy] (looks around angry-like)
[sandyB] you know, monkey, its been hard being sober all these days
[Monkeyboy] (eep eep?)
[sandyB] what, what is it monkey
[Monkeyboy] BITE!
[sandyB] ahhhhhh
[sandyB] you bit me
[Monkeyboy] laugh!
[Monkeyboy] screetch!
[sandyB] what, i feel so, so.....
* Monkeyboy is now known as lab_dude
[lab_dude] oh crap....
[Pablo] SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
[sandyB] whats happening to me
[lab_dude] you gotta like stop sandyB n' stuff.
* noodleLeg grabs some of FillerBunny's popcorn
[lab_dude] this is bad dude.
[sandyB] do i have the SARS
[lab_dude] she might 0wnzer the world now...
[sandyB] but i was wearing my surgeons mask
* lab_dude looks for his gun or a bat or a chair...
[lab_dude] uhm, you're still bleeding from that neck wound sandyB. it's kinda bad.
[lab_dude] might be infected...
[sandyB] you think...
* sandyB looks down at neck
[lab_dude] in fact, you look kinda weird.
[lab_dude] like you are HUNGRY.
[sandyB] i am hungry, for some.......BRAINSSSSSSSS
* FillerBunny screams
[lab_dude] ack...
* sandyB starts to zombie walk towards lab-dude
[lab_dude] that sucks...I need my brains n' stuff.
[lab_dude] what can I do?
[sandyB] i just want to be your friend
[lab_dude] should I lend her my brains?
* Pablo is now known as lab_dude2
[lab_dude] hrm....
[lab_dude] I'm gonna have to think about this...
* sandyB 's fingers start to fall off
[lab_dude] hey lab_dude2, can sandyB borrow your brain real quick while I sort this out?
[sandyB] that cant be good
[lab_dude2] whoa you wouldn't believe the traffic out there...
[sandyB] ill give your brain right back, i promise
[lab_dude2] holy crap!
[lab_dude] I need to go get a coffee...
* lab_dude leaves sandyB with lab_dude2
[lab_dude] I'll be right back, promise.
[sandyB] so its just you and me
[lab_dude2] wow, you're sandy bullocks!
* sandyB turns to lab_dude2
[lab_dude2] lab_dude: bring me some too
* lab_dude is now known as freedom_fighter
[sandyB] yes i am, you want an autograph
* FillerBunny waits for it to get good
* freedom_fighter enters the room...
[freedom_fighter] don't move sandyB!
[lab_dude2] sandyB: sure, but... i don't have a pen
* sandyB tries to grab a pen, but forgot she has no fingers
[freedom_fighter] we know you are a zombie that eats brains!
[lab_dude2] freedom_fighter: that's silly.
[sandyB] no, im just a regular girl with stiff arms
[freedom_fighter] our zombie-o-scope started acting up in this sector.
* freedom_fighter grabs the nearest chair...
* sandyB tries to run away
* freedom_fighter thows said chair at sandyB
[sandyB] [THUNK]
[lab_dude2] freedom_fighter: she's just on crack like the other actresses.
[sandyB] oh, my stomach lining
[freedom_fighter] ahhh!
[freedom_fighter] I got blood in my mouth from sandyB!
[sandyB] i like crack.....
[sandyB] BUTT CRACK
[freedom_fighter] I have a few seconds of normality left!
* sandyB moons lab_dude2 and freedon fighter
* freedom_fighter starts filling out her will.
lab_dude2 thinks to self: man, this is so cool.
[freedom_fighter] urngh....
[freedom_fighter] ahh!
* freedom_fighter generic_corpse
* sandyB thinks about having some lesbo zombie action
* freedom_fighter is now known as generic_corpse
[generic_corpse] did someone mention brains?
[generic_corpse] I could use some...
* sandyB stars at other corpse
* lab_dude2 runs to get a camera
[generic_corpse] so it's just us sandyB.
[generic_corpse] do you have any brains?
* FillerBunny closes the blinds
[sandyB] generic_corpse: yes, i do....right here
[generic_corpse] I'm kinda hungry...
* sandyB points to pants
* generic_corpse looks at brians....
[generic_corpse] wait....
[generic_corpse] that's not brains!
[sandyB] look, see
* generic_corpse looks
* sandyB reaches in pants and pulls out cat brains
[generic_corpse] well, it's kinda hard to see now that my eyes are all black...
[sandyB] generic_corpse: there my pussy brains
[generic_corpse] well, I was thinking more for hooo-man brains.
[generic_corpse] were are those lab dudes?
[generic_corpse] I havn't eaten for 20 minutes...
* FillerBunny starts throwing popcorn at the screen
[generic_corpse] maybe we should go infect a few more people...
[generic_corpse] so we can have some fun together...
* generic_corpse leaves the lab.
* generic_corpse starts biting random people.
[generic_corpse] that's better.
[generic_corpse] we now have more of us.
* Signoff: nricca
[generic_corpse] hey everybody, go bite lots of people!
[generic_corpse] (biting happens for 28 days)
[generic_corpse] ...28 days later
* generic_corpse is now known as hospital_dude
[helga] don't give away the end of the movie!
[lab_dude2] ok, i've got the camera now!
[hospital_dude] whoa.....where did everyone go?
[hospital_dude] it's like empty and stuff.
[hospital_dude] I need pants.
[hospital_dude] is anyone here?
[hospital_dude] why is that dude running at me and hissing?
[hospital_dude] he doesn't look too good.
[hospital_dude] hrm...
[hospital_dude] maybe he wants my brains...
[hospital_dude] I think I should run.
[sandyB] sorry, i was distracted and lost character
[lab_dude2] wait, i just wanna take your picture!
[hospital_dude] hey! there's a dude here!
[hospital_dude] hi dude! who are you ?
[hospital_dude] and where is everyone else?
[hospital_dude] I need pants.
[lab_dude2] here take mine
[hospital_dude] oooh pants.
[hospital_dude] :D
[lab_dude2] i'm looking for the sandy bullocks orgy. i won't need them there.
[hospital_dude] oooh....
[hospital_dude] wait...
[hospital_dude] is she like one of those things that want brains?
[hospital_dude] those things don't look to happy.
[lab_dude2] maybe. all i know is that she's hot.
* hospital_dude accidentally steps on broken glass...
[hospital_dude] damn!
[hospital_dude] I forgot shoes!
[lab_dude2] i think i hear moaning in that church over there. lets check it out.
[hospital_dude] and now I'm bleeding lots.
* hospital_dude limps to church...
* sandyB is now known as ClydeFrog
[ClydeFrog] sorry, i cant play anymore
[hospital_dude] I have lunh soon too.
* hospital_dude gets attacked by lab_dude2
[hospital_dude] ahhh!
[hospital_dude] you don't look like a zombie thing!
[hospital_dude] noooooo!
[lab_dude2] mmm le brains
* hospital_dude dies.
[hospital_dude] credits roll.
[hospital_dude] wow.
* lab_dude2 chokes on brain bits
[hospital_dude] that was a great movie!
lab_dude2 dies
* FillerBunny wakes up
* lab_dude2 is now known as Pablo
[FillerBunny] [clap][clap][clap]
[FillerBunny] good stuff guys
* hospital_dude is now known as monkeyboy
[monkeyboy] lunch...
[monkeyboy] bbiab

Dolly

[noodleLeg] isn't the saying 9 to 5?
[noodleLeg] isn't it time to go home then?
* noodleLeg puts on her dolly parton wig
[noodleLeg] 9 to 5
[pepito] haha
[noodleLeg] na na na
[noodleLeg] [insert words here]
[noodleLeg] 9 to 5
[noodleLeg] gotta na na na na....
[pepito] workin' 9 to 5...is no way to make a livin'
* noodleLeg hands pepito the dolly wig
[noodleLeg] gotta use your mind (?)
[noodleLeg] workin 9 to 5
[noodleLeg] pepito: why aren't you putting on the wig?
* pepito puts on the oversized white beehive wig
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] it looks good on you...really
[noodleLeg] but somethings missing....
* noodleLeg hands pepito a box of kleenx
[noodleLeg] you gotta stuff um boy
[noodleLeg] i mean girl
* pepito puts the kleenx box under his shirt on just the left side
[noodleLeg] hahaha
[pepito] hand me anutha
* noodleLeg hands pepito a retangular box of kleenex
[noodleLeg] sorry i couldn't find another square one
* pepito puts the other kleenx box under his shirt on the right side
[pepito] ouu yeah...lookin' good
[noodleLeg] wait
* noodleLeg pushes up the right one a lil
[pepito] almost there
[noodleLeg] much better
* pepito puts on a blank look in his eyes
[pepito] there
[noodleLeg] wow
[noodleLeg] miss dolly you look better than ever!
* noodleLeg hands dolly a microphone
[pepito] yeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
[pepito] you darn tootin'
[noodleLeg] \msg pepito pssst...change your name
[noodleLeg] \msg pepito pssst...you're suposed to be dolly remember?
[pepito] \msg noodleLeg i dont wanna
* noodleLeg sneezes
* noodleLeg puts her arm down dolly pepito's shirt
* pepito slaps noodleLeg
[pepito] I DO DECLARE!
[noodleLeg] hey....i needed a kleenex
* pepito tightens his colla
[pepito] well i nevah
[noodleLeg] hahaha

CLYDEFROG

[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[knarf] wassup?
[noodleLeg] nunin
[knarf] youre chillin like a nun?
[noodleLeg] hahaha
[noodleLeg] well since i can't get a hold of helga or chelle
[noodleLeg] guess i'll work now
[noodleLeg] bbl
* knarf pitcures noodleLeg in a penguin outfit
[noodleLeg] see what a good linux girl i am
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] BLOWS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] REEKS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] BEATS UP EPPY
[eppy] :/
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] cheers for clyde!
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] SUX BIG FARTS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] BITES THE BIG ONE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] SMOOCHES EPPY WITH HIS LITTLE PINKY
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] WANTS NOODLE TO TAKE HIS PLACE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] IS A ROBOT
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] IS IGNORING KNARF
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[Parblo] SMELLS LIKE OLD CHEESE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] haha
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] IS BUSY DOING NOTHING
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[knarf] guess hes not here...
[noodleLeg] you need someone to play pong with?
[noodleLeg] i could volunteer
[eppy] la la la la
* knarf plays with his shoe laces
[noodleLeg] :/
[noodleLeg] i was just trying to help
[noodleLeg] i didn't really want to play anyway
[eppy] uh...we dont wanna distract you from your work
* eppy puts hand on her shoulder
[eppy] its...for the best
* noodleLeg sprays lysol on her shoulder

Eppy & Cracker Move - Part 2

[KornFlake] okay...so DAVE - i spoke with kathy
[KornFlake] and she said that she'll call when she has the keys in hand. around 2pm. are you interested in going to pick them up with me and check out the place?
[eppy] yes
[KornFlake] sweeeet
[KornFlake] cuz then we may need to talk about where boxes are being unloaded for the both of us. Did you find a mover?
[eppy] yeah...im going with apple
[eppy] didnt i tell you this?
[KornFlake] i think so.. .sounds familiar
[eppy] they're moving me between 4-6
* ManosDeFierro gets cozy in his chair and watches the show
[KornFlake] okay, thanks
[eppy] im picking up debs w/d
[KornFlake] sweet
[KornFlake] so, I should be the first one at the house
* helga grabs a bag of popcorn and a large diet dr. peper
[KornFlake] my phone will still be hooked up until the last minute if you need to call me
[eppy] wait..what...[--leoism
[KornFlake] huh?
* ManosDeFierro [looks helga] pass the butter
* helga offers ManosDeFierro some whoppers
[KornFlake] do you think we'll get 2 sets of keys? or will we need to make copies tonight?
* ManosDeFierro hands helga some of his reeses pieces
[eppy] oh...i misunderstood your.."I should be the first one at the house"...i thought you meant that for today
* helga doesn't take her eyes off the show, yet still manages to pass him some popcorn with extra butter
[KornFlake] I did
[eppy] what?
[eppy] but i thought i was going with you
[eppy] are you gonna run past me and beat me in the door
[KornFlake] i said that today, but yeah, you're going with me, tomorrow I'm going myself
[eppy] or are you gonna drop me off after getting the keys
* helga whispers to Manos, "this is getting good"
* helga giggles
[KornFlake] did you call the phone company?
[eppy] i dont think we need two keys
* ManosDeFierro whispers back to helga, keep an eye on eppy's facial expressions, they are hilarious
[eppy] yeah...i called
* HomeFrog walks in, "did i miss anything good"
[KornFlake] when will it be turned on?
* ManosDeFierro hands HomeFrog the popcorn
[eppy] like today i think
* ManosDeFierro whispers to HomeFrog, "show is just getting started"
* helga whispers to HomeFrog, "its just getting started"
[eppy] i posted the phone number the other day
[KornFlake] yeah, that 489 number?
* HomeFrog sweet, i hate when i miss the good parts
[eppy] well...i have it at home
[eppy] so i guess
[KornFlake] cuz I've been giving some phone number to all my companies and I'm not sure what it was supposed to be actually
[eppy] dumas
[chelle] ok what is this about me having gas manosdefierro?
[chelle] how rude!!
* helga spits out her popcorn and laughs out loud
* ManosDeFierro looks at chelle, "later, the show started"
* helga spits out her popcorn and laughs out loud, at the show, not chelle
[eppy] chelle: ahem...how rude to interrupt kornflake and mine's convo
[KornFlake] so, does anyone have that number that eppy posted?
[HomeFrog] i think its time for a nap
[chelle] eppy: whatever, that is why this is a chat and not sametime
* HomeFrog turns to helga and manos, "wake me if anything good happens"
* eppy eyeballs chelle
* ManosDeFierro turns to helga, "this show is going to crap"
[eppy] chelle: whatever?
* ManosDeFierro turns out the lights for HomeFrog, "sleep well sparky"
[chelle] eppy: yep
* helga tells manos, "sequels get worse and worse each time"
[eppy] chelle: k
[KornFlake] well, we tried to make it entertaining until michelle busted in
[eppy] welp im going to le lab...bbap
[KornFlake] bbap?
[KornFlake] be back as pepito?
* ManosDeFierro puts the popcorn down. looks at helga: "yeah, shows over...."
[KornFlake] who is this... pepito you speak of?
* helga doesn't understand what happened
[ManosDeFierro] /msg helga i didnt want to be rude, but chelle busted in on the middle of the big finally and ruined the ending
* helga leaves the theater. "this show sucks"
[helga] \msg ManosDeFierro uh, yeah.
[chelle] sorry all...i just caught up on what went on while i was gone :(
* ManosDeFierro throws drink on the ground and walks out after helga
[helga] \msg ManosDeFierro just when it was getting good
[pepito] bbap=be back as pepito
[pepito] im starting to get a headache
[pepito] my shirt reaks
[noodleLeg] haha....frank is the new ManosDeFierro
[ManosDeFierro] not new, same old MDF
[pepito] im wearing my dirt devils tee...and i guess it didnt wash well 'cause my shirt reaks...and its starting to give me a headache
[noodleLeg] but i was the original ManosDeFierro
[KornFlake] debbie - you going to le party? or are still packing?
[pepito] og MDF?
[noodleLeg] pepito: maybe you forgot to wash you
[KornFlake] psst... keep the OG MDF ON THE DL
[noodleLeg] hehe
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: i was OG MDF before you were born
[noodleLeg] kornflake: yea, i'm going for a lil while
[noodleLeg] but my dad coined the phrase ManosDeFierro
[noodleLeg] anyway aren't i older than you?
[noodleLeg] how old where you on the 14th?
[pepito] i thought you were CabezaDePiedras?
[ManosDeFierro] he copied it from my mom who got it from my grandma who got it from her grandma's sister's ant's nephew
[noodleLeg] pepito: jerk!
[ManosDeFierro] hahaha
[noodleLeg] does that mean your mom got it from her uncle?
[ManosDeFierro] no
[pepito] ManosDeFierro by blood not relation?
[noodleLeg] MDF: she called you NagitasDeClavos
[ManosDeFierro] i think its nalgas, and no
[pepito] hahahahhhahahaha
[noodleLeg] okay...NalgitasDeClavos
[ManosDeFierro] that was just more of a mini-description of me on the couch, nto really an everday name like MDF
[pepito] or PompiesDeClavos
[ManosDeFierro] HA
[ManosDeFierro] pompies
[noodleLeg] i like that one
[ManosDeFierro] hahahahha
[KornFlake] damn mexicans
[noodleLeg] makes it sound like he's important
[noodleLeg] kornflake: can you understand the names?
[KornFlake] i have to get translations from jose
[KornFlake] clavos, piedra, pompies
[noodleLeg] clavos=nails
[noodleLeg] pompies and nalgitas are cute kid words for butt
[pepito] piedras=rocks
[noodleLeg] cabeza=head
[ManosDeFierro] /msg pepito noodleLeg: you guys are no fun, we could have had fun with cracker
[pepito] \msg manos yeah...youre right...we gave those away too easily
[KornFlake] naw - joser already translated
[noodleLeg] and ManosDeFierro is a name my dad used to call me when I was little cuz i used to always break stuff
[ManosDeFierro] man, i think ive asked before, but what exactly is the difference between a hub and a router?
[noodleLeg] i was telling them about it at lunch
[ManosDeFierro] but my the OMDF
[ManosDeFierro] but=but i
[ManosDeFierro] my=am
[KornFlake] dork
[noodleLeg] hehe
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: how old are you?
[pepito] she's about to be 27
[pepito] in september i think
[KornFlake] wow
[KornFlake] WOW! just kidding
[ManosDeFierro] ah man, i didnt know that.
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: so how old you think i am? ill give you a hint, 40 is to high.
[pepito] KornFlake: how old are you...like 25?
[KornFlake] ixnay on the entyfivetway
[pepito] orrysay
[pepito] btw...my sis says hierro is for iron...because when you have a deficiency(sp?) of iron...thats the term ppl use
[ManosDeFierro] she concurs with bablefish, i will take it as true
[ManosDeFierro] just wondering what exactly fierro mean
[pepito] she's still says fierro is generic for metals and steels
[ManosDeFierro] i can accept that
[pepito] ive never know the difference between metal and steel
[noodleLeg] sorry, yea i'm 26
[pepito] know=known
[ManosDeFierro] pepito: pong in about an hour?
[noodleLeg] gonna be 27 next month
[noodleLeg] MDF what are you like 24-25?
[pepito] ManosDeFierro: sure
[pepito] noodleLeg: how nice
* ManosDeFierro blushes
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: 28
[pepito] hahaha
[noodleLeg] now way!
[noodleLeg] are you really?
[ManosDeFierro] yes way!
[noodleLeg] you mean i'm not the oldest????
* noodleLeg smiles happily
[ManosDeFierro] i jus act like a 19 year old
[KornFlake] no,s illy
[ManosDeFierro] leo is older than me
[ManosDeFierro] i think he will be the first to die
[noodleLeg] i knew leo was older than me
[ManosDeFierro] then eppy
[noodleLeg] but id didn't think you were
[ManosDeFierro] then marcos, cause he is healthy
[noodleLeg] you think leos gonna go before eppy?
[KornFlake] i don 't even know why frank hangs around us - he needs to be hanging out with mature, married couples
[ManosDeFierro] then me, cause i will have no one to pong or play wc3 with
[noodleLeg] hahaha
* ManosDeFierro pokes HomeFrog: "WAKE UP!!!"
* HomeFrog picks up head
[HomeFrog] WHAT?
[ManosDeFierro] HomeFrog: what time do you want me to wake you up?
[HomeFrog] for what?
[ManosDeFierro] you didnt need a wake up call?
[HomeFrog] no
[HomeFrog] i said wake me up if anything good happens in the show
[ManosDeFierro] oh. my bad.
[helga] the show was so bad, it put him to sleep
[chelle] my bad, i messed up the show :(