Awesome App

[ClydeFrogger] google mail has been teh suck today
[glitta] even on your phone
[ClydeFrogger] ah, havent tried the phone
[ClydeFrogger] phone works
* ClydeFrogger needs to remember he has an awesome phone for these things
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: get an app to help you remember
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: brilliant
[ClydeFrogger] do i search for "awesome" or "remember"
[ClydeFrogger] hmm, the "Hot Ladies" app keeps showing up at the top of the search list
* chellers Quit
* glitta Quit
[eppy] "hot ladies" app.. is there anything the phone doesnt do
[poofy_cheese] eppy: pretty sure there's no Apple quality assurance testing... they may not actually be "hot".
[poofy_cheese] ... and may not actually be "ladies"
[monkey_boy] .msg eppy don't ask poofy_cheese how he knows this
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: does the hot ladies app include their GPS location?
[noodleLeg] maybe it should be called "stalker app"
* ClydeFrogger Quit
[helga_] good one noodleLeg! you made clydefrogger blush so bad he vanished
[noodleLeg] :-)

Clydefrog's School History

[ClydeFrogger] back in Van Horn
[knarf] oh
[knarf] its game time
[glitta] van horn had a movie theater?
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: hells yeah
[ClydeFrogger] we had a pizza hut too
[glitta] first run or dollar movies
[ClydeFrogger] mickey d's didnt show up till after we left
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: dont remember
[ClydeFrogger] i remember i won a care bears coloring contest at pizza hut
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: why were you in Van Horn? I thought you were from Conutillo
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: i was going to school there
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they had a sort of magnet school for elementary
[noodleLeg] you lived in conutillo and commuted to van horn for school?
[ClydeFrogger] thatd be crazy
[noodleLeg] eggs
[ClydeFrogger] i stayed there durig the week, and sometimes i would get to home during weekends
[glitta] was it like boarding school
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: kind of
[noodleLeg] no way
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: you lived at the school?
[glitta] or like military school
[ClydeFrogger] i actually stayed off campus though
[glitta] ha ha
[noodleLeg] w/ who?
[ClydeFrogger] there were 4 of us in an apartment
[glitta] ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] and 1 chaperone
[noodleLeg] was it like private school?
[ClydeFrogger] i only went there 1 year...i didnt make the grades to go back the following year
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: not really private, more magnet type...
[glitta] did your parents pay or did you get a scholarship
[glitta] or financial aid
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: i had to get sponsored
[noodleLeg] wow
[ClydeFrogger] and my parents paid the rest
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: what grade?
[glitta] was it for minorities
[glitta] or anyone could go
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they really werent grades
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: did you like it?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: its more like "levels"
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[glitta] did you have to fight a boss to get to the next one?
[ClydeFrogger] i think like 7
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] oh poor ClydeFrogger
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: ahaha
[noodleLeg] were you homesick?
[ClydeFrogger] some...but with the weekend visits every now and then, it got better as the year went along
[noodleLeg] were they mean?
[noodleLeg] is that why you always go to bed early and wake up when its still dark?
[ClydeFrogger] not really....the professors took more of a laid back teaching method
[ClydeFrogger] they just expected us to get the work done, so they didnt pressure too much
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: nah, that was cause of bball during high school
[noodleLeg] were you happy or sad that you didn't go back the next year?
[ClydeFrogger] i was like "eh"...a bunch of the kids there were snobs anyways
[noodleLeg] sounds like a lil ClydeFrogger
[noodleLeg] so weird
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: could you talk to my sis, we're trying to get her comfortable with the idea of my nephew going away for college
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf go play already?
[noodleLeg] glitta: did you know ClydeFrogger went to boarding school?
[noodleLeg] or "magnet" school
[ClydeFrogger] i need to log off sametime...dumb windows popping up
[noodleLeg] i would of cried like crazy if my folks sent me away when i was 7
[knarf] tourny guy gave himself a 1st round bye
[knarf] eppy: i *think* james is in the tourny on the 6th floor. i dont know if thats him for sure.
[eppy] eppy: thats him
[knarf] whenever you find out...can you let lerma know if im not here?
[knarf] i gotta go back up
[knarf] err, down
[eppy] knarf: so how'd you do?
[glitta] noodleLeg: he was a bad kid growning up
[glitta] so they didnt really have a choice
[glitta] it really turned him around
[glitta] who knows where he would be now
[eppy] kicking it with those mexican werewolf brothers prolly
[glitta] noodleLeg i think ClydeFroggers lying.. cause i never knew bout no boarding school in Van horn
[glitta] ill ask him mom
[noodleLeg] wow, if he was lying, i was totally convinced
[glitta] im pretty sure its a lie
[glitta] noodleLeg; his mom said he is lying
[glitta] i sent her a text
[noodleLeg] thanks glitta
[noodleLeg] wait
[noodleLeg] or is glitta lying?
[noodleLeg] at least in person i could see who had the wider smile
[glitta] ok i didnt text his mom.. but im pretty sure he is lying
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf win?
[ClydeFrogger] well, im outs

Poppycock!

*** monkey_boy has changed the topic on channel #chataus to Happy Bastielle Day!.
* knarf give monkey_boy a a happy bastille hug
[monkey_boy] yay!
[monkey_boy] aw-shawn-tay!
[glitta] Happy Honolulu!
* knarf giggles at the "kick me" sign on monkey_boy's back
[monkey_boy] :(
* monkey_boy realizes now why the french hate the filthy americans
[knarf] nobody appreciates a good joke anymore
* knarf kicks monkey_boy in the butt and runs away
* monkey_boy plots and schemes against knarf but in his heart knows nothing will ever really come of it.
* knarf lends monkey_boy his copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook
[monkey_boy] nevermind the bollocks!
[monkey_boy] I wanna be anarchy!
[ClydeFrogger] sandra bollocks?
[monkey_boy] maybe.
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: we kartin?
[ClydeFrogger] chure
[ClydeFrogger] wow.... http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/07/12/silicone.death.reut/index.html
[knarf] it was that long ago we were talking about this
[knarf] psychos
[monkey_boy] so does this mean you're not coming to my pumping party this weekend ClydeFrogger? I got the finest industrial grade floor wax to inject into you
[ClydeFrogger] i dont know
[ClydeFrogger] i wanna
[ClydeFrogger] but...
[monkey_boy] I double checked the label. I doesn't say ANYTHING about not injecting it.
[ClydeFrogger] well if the label doesnt say
[monkey_boy] yay!
[monkey_boy] party!
[monkey_boy] pumping party!
[monkey_boy] (sung to the tune of pizza party, the board game)
[knarf] i bet hes already pre-order DK Pumpin Party
[monkey_boy] yay!
[eppy] dumb firefox wont come up...i bet windows is blocking it somehow
* monkey_boy stares at eppy in mute amazement
* knarf opens and closes firefox repeatedly
[eppy] oh...nm...it came up
[eppy] yesterday it wouldnt
* eppy winks at monkey
[glitta] http://ceruleanbutterfly.com/
[glitta] for all you fatties out there..
[glitta] its actually kinda sad
[knarf] wow
[knarf] i cant enter the site
[knarf] i dont have an eating disorder and im not in recovery
* knarf wonders what eating disorder glitta is hiding
[glitta] it was a link off of cnn..
[knarf] uh-huh
[glitta] well Time.com
[glitta] you know how they have links at the bottom
[ClydeFrogger] video killed the radio star
[ClydeFrogger] what exactly is "unauthorized use of a vehicle"
[monkey_boy] that's when you ask the car, "Mr. car can I use you?"
[glitta] prob like if you were a go kart place worker adn you took a go cart to the exxon down the block for some snack..
[monkey_boy] and it says, "posh and poppycock! I think not you ruffian!"
[ClydeFrogger] "look, im writing profanity on the wall"
* ClydeFrogger write "poppycock" on the wall
[eppy] haha...poppycock?
[sistersuds] wow monkey is really getting into the spirit of bastielle day
[ClydeFrogger] write=writes
[eppy] 1. poppycock v. to eat the last of someone's food without asking and in typical cases, without admitting to it upon questioning afterward. Originated in New Haven, CT. Can also be used as an noun. See poppycocker.
* monkey_boy starts constructing a guillotine to cleanse the french government
[monkey_boy] The OED is silent on its origin, but most modern dictionaries know well where it comes from: the Dutch word pappekak for soft faeces.
[monkey_boy] (OED is oxford english dict)
[eppy] other defs agree with that...so its basically b.s.
[monkey_boy] this sir is insubordination!
* monkey_boy pulls off one of his riding gloves and slaps eppy accross the face with it
*** sistersuds has left #chataus.
*** sistersuds has joined #chataus.
[sistersuds] man i hate when i hit the escape key by mistake
[knarf] yatr
[knarf] yar
[knarf] sistersuds: tell ray thx for the mp3 site
[knarf] i finally checked it out last nite
[sistersuds] knarf: sure. i think he still uses it too
[sistersuds] works out pretty well
[knarf] yeah
[knarf] cheap too
[sistersuds] yup
* eppy pulls off his glove...fills it with bricks and slaps monkey_boy across the face

Rumors

[Glitta] Breaking News: Someone Got Engaged This Weekend.. Guess Who?
[chelle] it was just nice to be by the ocean
[knarf] YOU!?
[chelle] BRIAN?
[Glitta] Strike one
[Glitta] Strike two
[chelle] EPPY
[knarf] DAVE!?
[Glitta] ha ha Strike Threee YOOOOUUUU OUT
[knarf] elmo?
[Glitta] No
[chelle] NOODLE?!!
[Glitta] DING DING DING DING
[knarf] wow
[chelle] WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!
[Glitta] at least thats what eppy told helga and helga told me
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] and i couldnt keep it in anylonger
[Glitta] and apparently Grant Called eppy with the news?
[Glitta] they are in NYC
[knarf] you guys got suckered
[chelle] wow
[Glitta] no way.. helga wasnt too suprised.. supposedly when he went to el paso with her this summer.. he asked her dad for her hand in marriage
[Glitta] or his blessing.. or whatever it is that you do when you ask the dad
[Glitta] and so peeps where just waiting for the actual popping of the question
[Glitta] i had no clue
[ClydeFrogger] suck, stupid IBM
[ClydeFrogger] my back doc dont accept the new health plans
[chelle] Glitta: wow. i'm surprised grant called eppy w/ the news
[Glitta] yeah.. thats what is kinda unbeleivable for me
[Glitta] im still in shock .. i guess i wont believe it till noodle gets back and tells us
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: are you signed up lready? cant change it?
[ClydeFrogger] well, all the plans are aetna
[ClydeFrogger] and they dont accept aetna
[knarf] ouuu...i havent even looked
[chelle] Glitta: yup
[Glitta] chelle:did you know about any of it? like that they were even planning on getting married?
[monkey_boy] brb
Signoff: monkey_boy ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.3.11")
[chelle] Glitta: no ma'am
[chelle] Glitta: i just knew that grant had finally met the family but that's all
[Glitta] its exciting!

[eppy] /msg knarf i dont think they know yet
[helgaTHEgreate] who knows what?
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreate: oh great, you're gonna encourage him
[Glitta] :/ i spilled the beans
[knarf] nothing...its tru...were not talking about marraige
[helgaTHEgreate] monkey_boy: i can't help it
monkey_boy checks his backlog for any stray beans...
monkey_boy sees no beans...
[knarf] msg eppy way to go dude
[chelle] eppy's preggers?
[helgaTHEgreate] hahahaha
[monkey_boy] the sordid affairs of eppy
[monkey_boy] coming to BBC America this fall!
[eppy] lets see i told them they got engaged at a museum
[ClydeFrogger] uh, can i borrow a dollar from someone
monkey_boy waves a dollar in front of ClydeFrogger...
[monkey_boy] what are you gonna do for it?
[ClydeFrogger] kick you in the nuts
[eppy] Glitta: you told them about deb & grant?
monkey_boy waits for glitta to make a gay ref.
[monkey_boy] eppy: no, but now you did! :D
[Glitta] eppy: :| no.. yes.. no.. Yes! I couldnt take it
[Glitta] but you can tell it again since then it will be STRAIGHT FROM TEH SOURCE
[ClydeFrogger] so about that dollar
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[eppy] grant told me they announced at times square...and i think she said yes
[helgaTHEgreate] i only have a five and a 20
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you know that sentence made no sense, right
[Glitta] whoa.. who announce what and huh?
[eppy] announce...proposed...my bad
[Glitta] ha ha no sense
[ClydeFrogger] they
[helgaTHEgreate] eppy: are they registering at tiffany's?
[ClydeFrogger] two people proposed?
[eppy] they=he
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] translation: grant proposed at time square and debbie may or may not have said yes
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: you got a stick in your butt
[Glitta] how do you not know if debbie said yes?
knarf makes mental note not to take sticks from ClydeFrogger
[Glitta] i thought it was in a museum in from of a painting
[monkey_boy] knarf: LOL
[Glitta] from = front
[eppy] brb
monkey_boy changes the name of the channel to #The_View.

[eppy] i hafta fess up
[knarf] this should be good
[ClydeFrogger] uh-oh
[eppy] i never talked to grant
[knarf] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] nice
[eppy] it was jess jokes...dont be too mad
knarf was looking forward to watching a skinny pale jet black haired goth girl stripping
[djPoppinJ] what?
[djPoppinJ] you ACE..i'm glad I played it off when I called her and she wasn't home. I left a message "hey debbie, give mem acall, blah blah"
[djPoppinJ] dave - so this all started with me? on the phone saturday ? you just decided to be mean?
[chelle] hmmm...yeah maybe eppy's trying to cover his ace
[djPoppinJ] i'm kornfused now
[Glitta] whooooaaaa
[djPoppinJ] he did that beacuse they went out of town
[eppy] i know...ive out done myself
[helgaTHEgreat] wow
[djPoppinJ] and I even tried calling when they were out of town, duh
[Glitta] i thought something was up when you said he did it in time square and helgaTHEgreat said he did it in a museum
[knarf] wow
[knarf] let the ppl vacation in peace
[chelle] hahahahahahaha
[djPoppinJ] dont make me call grant and tell him to ask her!
[djPoppinJ] cuz I will MAKE HIM
[ClydeFrogger] that might give eppy the "Ace of the Year Award"
[helgaTHEgreat] no wonder noodle hates eppy
knarf makes preprations for eppy's trophy
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you didnt know either.. or where you part of the scam..??
[knarf] eppy: you prefer Ace of the Year or Ass of the Year?
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: i wasn't part of the scam
[eppy] im gonna hafta go with ace
[Glitta] so eppy tricked you too???
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] ace it is
[ClydeFrogger] eppy has no bounds
[helgaTHEgreat] glitta: looks like it
[chelle] well then why did helga say it took place in a museum?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. we all have your back
[knarf] wow...he counted on you girls spreading the lies like wild fire...good ol rumors
[knarf] chelle: eppy messed up his own lie
[Glitta] makes me realize how bad it is to spread rumors.
[chelle] i dunno i'm gonna go with eppy spilled the beans and is trying to cover his ace
[knarf] youd think he wouldf got it str8
[chelle] knarf: nah we're talking about eppy here
[knarf] exactly
[Glitta] too many lies and deceptions in this chat room
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[knarf] oh oh...make a #wedding-talk
[Glitta] im still suspicious that helgaTHEgreat is in on it
[ClydeFrogger] i did find it weird that grant would call eppy and not noodle call eppy
[knarf] maybe she started it then got eppy to cover for her this morning...
[knarf] that would esplain why eppy effed it up
[helgaTHEgreat] don't blame this on me
[Glitta] why would they wanna start a rumor like that
[Glitta] that just mean
[knarf] cuz they knew ppl would eat it up?
[Glitta] should have made it more outrageous.. not something thats believable.. thats my theory
[knarf] is the believable rumor more easy to spread?
[monkey_boy] you can always blame me.
[knarf] ^nt
[knarf] monkey_boy...you bastard.
monkey_boy hangs his blabbing mouth in shame
[helgaTHEgreat] i thought its a very believable rumor
[Glitta] eppy: what do you have to say for yourself.. why did you do it???
[Glitta] the people wanna know
[Glitta] maybe eppy was just trying to get helgaTHEgreat??
[eppy] no...i told this to cracker too
[helgaTHEgreat] he knew i'd tell you, Glitta, at the race on sunday
[eppy] i did know helga was going to the run on sunday
[Glitta] yeah.. i know.. thats funny
[knarf] BURN
[chelle] i remember when we tried to get eppy to keep a secret..first person he called was glitta
[chelle] :D
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[Glitta] what if noodle did think he was gonna ask the big question and he didnt.. and shes sad
[Glitta] and here we are spreading rumors that it happened
[chelle] i'll just wait until noodle comes back
[helgaTHEgreat] what if it really happened and eppy didn't even KNOW?!
knarf is glad he didnt spread rumors
[chelle] i have 2 theroies
[chelle] oops theories
[chelle] 1) eppy's telling the truth and now feels bad he spilled the beans
[chelle] 2) eppy wanted to punk peeps
[knarf] back and to the left
[knarf] back...and to the left
knarf thinks helgaTHEgreat is the other shooter on the grassy noel
[Glitta] We just got PUNKD
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, unintentionally
[Glitta] now im sad
[helgaTHEgreat] i'm pissed at eppy, for bringing me into his web of lies
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you should be.. where is the TRUST in the relationship
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. teach him a lesson
[helgaTHEgreat] i just might
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: make him cry too
[chelle] maybe eppy's feeling out the waters with helga
[chelle] see if its time to pop the question
[helgaTHEgreat] well, that would be a dumb idea now
[Glitta] ooooooooooh
[knarf] i thought it was barely like 2...its gonna be 4 already
[knarf] ouch man
[Glitta] i have to say im suprised eppy caused all this.. we will be talking about it for years to come
[knarf] can i go home now?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: i was gonna say you did a good job playin it off with the Aaron Dream.
[Glitta] sucked me right in
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: that did happen
[Glitta] thats funnny
[helgaTHEgreat] i even told aaron about it
[Glitta] ha ha..
[eppy] i hafta fess up
[eppy] again
[eppy] the weddin's back on!
[helgaTHEgreat] who trusts you?
ClydeFrogger raises hand
[eppy] nah really...this is the truth
[Glitta] yeah who cares.. im waiting for debbie
monkey_boy thinks the perfect way to tell is by reinstating the old methods to determine if someone is a witch
[Glitta] Quit playing with my Emmotions!!!
[monkey_boy] if we drown eppy and he lives, he's lying!
[chelle] ooouuuu
[monkey_boy] if he dies, he told the truth. QED
[chelle] monkey_boy: good suggestion
[monkey_boy] nothing quite like a good witch trial.
[monkey_boy] noodle would like it too...all gothic and halloweeney
[Glitta] im soo confused i dont know what to feel anymore.... happiness, excitement, or deception
[helgaTHEgreat] i don't believe it
[eppy] would i try to dup you again?
[monkey_boy] eppy: yes
[ClydeFrogger] its the truth
[helgaTHEgreat] of course
[Glitta] yes.. cause its even better the second time around
[monkey_boy] fool me once....
[monkey_boy] fool me twice...
[knarf] eppy: is telling the truth now
[monkey_boy] three times a lady!
[Glitta] yeah..
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[knarf] it happened at the museum
[ClydeFrogger] he wanted to trick you all this morning with the whole times square thing, but you all didnt fall for it
[Glitta] i think all the kart boyz are in on it now
[helgaTHEgreat] was this a grant kart plan?
[helgaTHEgreat] grant = grand
[Glitta] i'll wait for the real deal...
[Glitta] helga: the grant kart plan works too
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: yeah
[ClydeFrogger] haha, now know one is gonna believe what eppy says
[Glitta] monkey_boy: in order to find out the truth.. i nominate you to call Noodle right now
[monkey_boy] ok
[monkey_boy] gimme her #
[Glitta] ok
[helgaTHEgreat] like her cell phone is really on
[ClydeFrogger] 867-####
[chelle] it might be
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: dialing.
[chelle] in case family needs to get a hold of her
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: ringing
[Glitta] um.. i have two numbers for her cell
[Glitta] 297####
[Glitta] 297-####
[monkey_boy] they both local?
[Glitta] yeah
[eppy] i talked to grant
[Glitta] 731-####
[eppy] that one's old
[Glitta] DJPoppinJ: which one is it
[monkey_boy] calling 1st
[chelle] i'm still confused as to why grant would call eppy
[monkey_boy] runging
[Glitta] yeah.. are they that tight??
[eppy] im a fun person
[chelle] i'm not believing anything until i hear it from deb
[knarf] the plan was hatched early this morning...before kart
[knarf] when he came on, i msg'd him and told him to say he was joking
[knarf] he figured out hte rest, saying times sqaure instead of museum so you could "piece together his lie"
[chelle] Glitta: yeah i dunno
[monkey_boy] I just called her.
[monkey_boy] SHE SAID YES
[Glitta] ok.. i dont give eppy that much credit
[knarf] wow
[monkey_boy] (and she was weirded out by me)
[monkey_boy] :)
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] poor eppy
[monkey_boy] but Grant said we should have lied.
[eppy] jess jokes
[helgaTHEgreat] monkey_boy: do you weird out girls a lot?
[monkey_boy] (we being Noodle and he)
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreat: almost all of em, yeah.
[monkey_boy] :)
[Glitta] HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!1
[monkey_boy] Glitta: you owe me
[monkey_boy] :)
[eppy] do i still get my ace trophy?
[Glitta] :D Yes I do monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] ;)
[chelle] i say we all get to roshambo eppy
[Glitta] The questions still remains.... why did Grant call Dave and tell him the good news???
[Glitta] monkey_boy: did she say when she was coming home???
[chelle] and helga should go first
[Glitta] helga should go twice
[chelle] there ya go
[helgaTHEgreat] noodle likes a man who takes charge
[monkey_boy] Glitta: she was more along the lines of completely overwhelmed by me that I didn't want to prolong the pain
[Glitta] Strippers Back ON!!!!!!!!!
[monkey_boy] Glitta: so no, she didn't mention it. :)
[chelle] Glitta: i still don't get that part either
[Glitta] monkey_boy;ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] who let the cpus out
[helgaTHEgreat] why is notes slow today

Chappelle Fun

[LilPuppetTheBlue] filler did you go to the show last night?
[fillerBunny] yeah...did you?
[fillerBunny] i was bummed that i was missing mos def
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah me too
[fillerBunny] wasnt sure which you were going to
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I looked for you but I didn't see you there
[fillerBunny] where were you?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] then I got drunk and went home
[fillerBunny] haha
[fillerBunny] i mean...like...relative to center stage
[LilPuppetTheBlue] first I was by the resturaunt on the porch
[fillerBunny] where were your seats bunghole
[LilPuppetTheBlue] there where no seats
[LilPuppetTheBlue] standing
[LilPuppetTheBlue] =p
[fillerBunny] im confused
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I moved around after each beer
[LilPuppetTheBlue] the stubs show
[fillerBunny] im sorry dude
[LilPuppetTheBlue] was only standing, no seats like always
[fillerBunny] i thought you were talking about dave chappelle
[fillerBunny] did you go to both?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] chappelle hasnt happened yet
[fillerBunny] that was last night
[fillerBunny] haha
[glitta] oh oh.. this is gonna be good
[LilPuppetTheBlue] mos def was last night
glitta pulls up a chair to catch the action
[fillerBunny] lol
[LilPuppetTheBlue] na hell na
[fillerBunny] this is too good
[glitta] archive it
[fillerBunny] my sides hurt
[glitta] i think LilPuppetTheBlue is the biggest Chappelle fan i know
[fillerBunny] ah-yessss
[fillerBunny] poor lil triump and leo are getting a beating tonight
[glitta] [LilPuppetTheBlue] when did you think the Chapelle show was??
[glitta] May have been better if he showed up to the Erwin Center and tehre was a a Basketball game going on
[glitta] or something else
[LilPuppetTheBlue] f*ck
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I couldnt go anyway
[LilPuppetTheBlue] diane was in SFO
[glitta] boy shes got you on a tight rope
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well that would be f'd up if she called her and I said, hey the chappelle show is on, sorry I sold your ticket
[debora_] done packing
[debora_] night all
[LilPuppetTheBlue] at least I missed out too
[glitta] [LilPuppetTheBlue] you could have sold both
[glitta] and made lots o cash
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yep
Signoff: debora_ ("Leaving")
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well I gotta go
[fillerBunny] k
[fillerBunny] sorry dude
[glitta] bye
[LilPuppetTheBlue] no biggie
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I feel worse for her
[fillerBunny] what!?
[glitta] you t hikn she would have got mad if you went to the show
[fillerBunny] sorry...cant help myself
[glitta] not your fault the days were mixed up
[LilPuppetTheBlue] oh hell yeah shed be mad
[glitta] but its an honest mistake
[glitta] not like you did it behind her back
[glitta] i think she wouldnt have wanted you to waste the money for it
[glitta] at least you could have said.. well at least i made you 100 bux
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah, but I know she really wanted to see it and shed be hurt that I went
[LilPuppetTheBlue] this way we both got screwed so I'min the clear
[fillerBunny] how was mos def?
[glitta] yeah you are definately in teh clear
[LilPuppetTheBlue] f#cker didt show up
[fillerBunny] no way
[LilPuppetTheBlue] he problably went to the chappelle show
[LilPuppetTheBlue] since they are friends
[fillerBunny] how 'bout talib...and pharoh monk?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I got drunk so I didn't stay for them, I saw K laaa and Jean Gray
[LilPuppetTheBlue] K Laaaa was badass
[fillerBunny] never heard of him
[LilPuppetTheBlue] Rapping Somalian
[LilPuppetTheBlue] played a african drum while he rapped.
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well I gotta go shoot myself
[LilPuppetTheBlue] syall
[glitta] bye
[fillerBunny] peace

Volleyball Theory

[eppy] the day will come when you will feel the wrath...the wrath of
[eppy] KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
[Glitta] chaka kahn?
[knarf] let me rock you?
[eppy] i still dont get how...i think monkey...or mebby you were like...yeah...i finished SC over the weekend
[Glitta] eppy: did you get my sheck]
[Glitta] ]=?
[knarf] uh, no one fished it over the weekend
[eppy] Glitta: yes...thx
[Glitta] great!
[eppy] i still dont get why you just didnt hand it to me
[Glitta] cause you still wouldnt have it
[knarf] you dont get alot of things huh?
[Glitta] and i always feel bad when someone puts up there own cash
[eppy] oh...well i wont cash it for prolly another week
[Glitta] well now i dont have to worry about it..
[knarf] did ou guys win last week?
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[eppy] got cancelled
[knarf] oh yeah
[Glitta] eppy so did the shirt idea bust
* eppy crosses fingers
[ClydeFrogger] yes
[Glitta] i kinda dont think i want a new shirt?
[eppy] Glitta: too many haters
[ClydeFrogger] i didnt see any patterns, or designs
[ClydeFrogger] it was all words, no visual
[eppy] you made the pattern
[eppy] you know what it looks like
[Glitta] maybe we can get socks instead?
[ClydeFrogger] shorts
[ClydeFrogger] or hats
[ClydeFrogger] oh oh oh, team bags
[Glitta] yeah team bags
[Glitta] thats cool
[eppy] bags huh...to hold?
[helgaTHEgreat] i just came back from Ulta and i tried a sample of perfume on and i can smell its a bit strong... i bet my OM hates me
[Glitta] no Water Bottles!!!!!
[Glitta] we shoudl get water bottles with our team logo on them!!!!!
[ClydeFrogger] oh, and a team bus
[ClydeFrogger] to take us to the games to make sure everyone is on time
[Glitta] so people can get there ON TIME
* ClydeFrogger looks at eppy
[Glitta] ha ha
[Glitta] ClydeFrogger: in eppys defense i did have a missed call on my cell from dave at 7:24 eppy images glitta and clydefrogger as two small annoying chicuacuas
[Glitta] im sure it was to let us know he was gonna be late
[Glitta] chihuahuas
[knarf] whoa
[ClydeFrogger] no, chicuacuas
[ClydeFrogger] they are new
[knarf] are those like chiclets?
[Glitta] eppy probably new in advance that the game was gonna be canceled
[Glitta] eppy: so why were you late?? clyde has a theory..
[eppy] late?
[Glitta] to the vb game last week
[eppy] haha
Signoff: chelle (burroughs.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
[eppy] oh...i hadta go by helga's to get her comp
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: what was clyde's theory?
[knarf] you guys should of told him beforehand what time the
game was at
[eppy] welp...trey's back on...bbl
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: figured he would have known, since he is the coach and all
[Glitta] clyde: you can explain your theory if you want
[ClydeFrogger] well
[knarf] and can you hear the sound of hysteria
[knarf] the subliminal mind fook america
* helgaTHEgreat patiently listens
[ClydeFrogger] i heard from a one ms. wendy korn that the two of them had just finished eating at an establishment called Thundercloud subs
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, and wendy got there before him?
[knarf] is that the theory?
[ClydeFrogger] since ms. korn was already at the gym, and it had been about 15 minutes, i concluded that he must have taken a detour to either his or your house
[knarf] ahhh
[helgaTHEgreat] he DID take a detour. your theory was right
[ClydeFrogger] for the purpose of pooping, since we all known eppy has a phobia of using public restrooms
[knarf] hahahahahha
[Glitta] ha ha ha
[helgaTHEgreat] NO, he had to pick up my computer
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[Glitta] im sure he got a poop in there too
[knarf] HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[knarf] oh man
* helgaTHEgreat secretly laughs so eppy doesn't see
[knarf] ah man...i couldnt keep it in
[knarf] my om wants to know whats fnuny
[knarf] funny*
[knarf] eppy: can you swing by so he knows who you are?
* ClydeFrogger takes off his sherlock holmes hat
[ClydeFrogger] and that is my theory

I'm So Embarrassed

[eppy] im so embarrassed
[ClydeFrogger] whys that
[eppy] i closed my door...cut one...and sure enough...someone came to visit
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger]hahaha
[eppy] i considered not opening
[ClydeFrogger] sucka
[ClydeFrogger] why did you
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: your too nice
[sistersuds] new nick for eppy pedo
[ClydeFrogger] they would have come back
[glitta] do you think they noticed
[eppy] it was a girl...im sure
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] groos
[glitta] did you say excuse me or pretend like nothing happend?
[eppy] pretend
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: start a rumor that it was her who busted ace in your office
[eppy] it turns out that im getting an office mate
[sistersuds] oh really?
[eppy] that poor soul
[DJPoppinJf] who?
[eppy] no idea
[sistersuds] the chick that visited you?
[DJPoppinJf] now eppy has to bring in his air freshener again to the office
[eppy] no...she was just the organizer of that stuff
[sistersuds] she's probably gonna be like..."eeeww i don't wanna sit w/ fart boy"
[eppy] she offered to clean my office
[knarf] poor lady...shes nice too
[sistersuds] she is nice
[knarf] and eppy assaulted her
[sistersuds] oh man i can't stop laughing
[DJPoppinJf] haha
[sistersuds] eppy: did you purposely shut your door cause you knew you were gonna rip one?
[eppy] sistersuds: yeah
[sistersuds] LOL
[eppy] her name is beth
[knarf] her name was beth....RIP
[DJPoppinJf] it's those wings we had last night

Clyde PPP Theory

[ClydeFrog] im probably going to leave after lunch
[knarf] cool. peter piper for lunch?
[ClydeFrog] forgot to pay rent this morning, have to do that
[knarf] ah crap...rent!! thx
[ClydeFrog] where did peter piper come from?
[knarf] just need lunch today and that sounded good
[knarf] and you mentioned lunch
[ClydeFrog] okay
[ClydeFrog] peter piper will work if someone has a coupon or they are having some kind of deal
[Glitta] oh no here we go....
[knarf] i volunteer to call and find out their lunch specials
[ClydeFrog] Glitta: what?
[knarf] where we going?
[Glitta] ClydeFrog: i thought you were going to go off on your whole theory on PPP
[ClydeFrog] i can if you want
[knarf] i never heard your theory
[Glitta] oooh please please give us something since you are going to be gone
[ClydeFrog] okay, here we go......
[Glitta] hold on
[knarf] hehe
[Glitta] is it going to put you in a bad mood?? cause if it is then dont do it its not worth it
[ClydeFrog] nah
[Glitta] are you sure
[ClydeFrog] can i start please
[Glitta] you arnt goning to be hating on PPP on the plane
[knarf] HA
[knarf] wait
[Glitta] just checking
[ClydeFrog] eh, you all taking too long
[Glitta] you may continue..
[knarf] after your speech, youre not gonna change youre mind about eating there even if they have a good deal are you?
[Glitta] he he
[Glitta] he might
[knarf] can we hear it when we go there?
[Glitta] I looooooveee PPP
[ClydeFrog] "can i finish, can i finish"
[Glitta] yes
[ClydeFrog] if they have a good deal, then ill go
[knarf] let me call first...looking for it now
[knarf] "im afraid to be alone....afraid you'll leave me when im goneeeee"
[ClydeFrog] isnt it too early for them to be open
[ed_n_ein] yo yo!
[ed_n_ein] ed is here! wheeeee!
[ClydeFrog] hey hey
[knarf] 1 large 1 topping for $6.99...thats not bad. all i need is some pepperonni
[ed_n_ein] pepperoni! yummmmmm.
[Glitta] what a great dweal
[ClydeFrog] thats alright
[knarf] [screeech]
[ClydeFrog] whats a dweal
[ed_n_ein] awww, glitta has a lisp...awww.
[ClydeFrog] whats a dweal
[ed_n_ein] awww, glitta has a lisp...awww.
* ed_n_ein is ~bmr@rikku.austin.ibm.com (Brian M. Rzycki)
* on channels: #chat
* on IRC via server lalvarado.austin.ibm.com (Lori's Chat Server!)
* ed_n_ein has been 9 seconds idle
[Glitta] dweal = deal
[ClydeFrog] oh
[ClydeFrog] ed_n_ein: any luck on finding a monkey butler
[ed_n_ein] ed thinks ClydeFrog is being a hater too early in the morning!
[knarf] is hater 24-7 dude
[ClydeFrog] Clydefrog thinks ed_ can show his thoughts up his a$$
[ed_n_ein] ClydeFrog: ed has looked all over...high and low (zoooom!) and alas, no monkey. :(
[knarf] shove?
[ClydeFrog] no, no show
[ed_n_ein] no, he meant show.
[ClydeFrog] its worse than shoving
[ed_n_ein] cuz he's a closet homosex.
[knarf] so hes just gonna look up there and think out loud?
[ClydeFrog] yup
[knarf] ewwww...that is worse
[ed_n_ein] he's always trying to show ppl his bum...
[ClydeFrog] itll put a krink in his neck
[ed_n_ein] it's wrong.
[knarf] like 10,000 years
[ClydeFrog] so you want to hear my ppp speech
[ed_n_ein] it'd do more than that...talk about trauma, shock, distress...basic shrink fodder.
[knarf] ok...we still going right?
[ed_n_ein] ppp speech?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: if everyone wants to go there, then yeah
[knarf] ok, go for it!
[ed_n_ein] knarf: hawaiian this thurs...aka tomorrow.
[knarf] oh...are you SURE!? its gonna move and you want tell me about it a day later?
[ed_n_ein] knarf: dude, that was a last minute thing...extinuating circumstances. doesn't happen often at all. it's Thurs.
[ClydeFrog] [standing at podium] back in EPT, PPP was a place to go for some good pizza for the price. Where else could you get a large 1 topping pizza for 4.99 and it taste good. I had no beef with PPP. Still though, for GOOD pizza, Pizza Hut was my choice
[ed_n_ein] pizza hut is waaaay too greasy nowadays.
[knarf] [nodding with interest]
[Glitta] $4.999 damn i dont think i ever paid $4.99
[ed_n_ein] it's like they bought commodities in grease.
[knarf] you had to pay in thousandths?
[ed_n_ein] knarf: yeah, it's like gas.
[Glitta] sometimes
[ed_n_ein] 1.299/gal
[ClydeFrog] [pacing across stage] However, here in Austin, the PPP's seem to have forgotten the deals that made it great, instead charging outrageous prices for pizza that could not rival that of Pizza Hut, yet costing only a couple of dollars less
[Glitta] but it still tastes good?
[knarf] [standing up in a fury] 70% of americans polled like the tast of ppp beter than ph....how do you explain that?
[ClydeFrog] [pointing finger at crowd] that is why I have put PPP on my semi-hate list, only the semi-hate ist because they do come out with good deals everynow and then here in Austin
[Glitta] but does it still taste good?
[knarf] [crowd] YES!
[ed_n_ein] wow...learn something new...semi-hate list.
[knarf] is it cheaper?
[ClydeFrog] [directing comments at audience member] cause those 70% of people polled were workers at PPP, and were voting at gun point
[Glitta] [crowd] YES!!!!!!!!!
[ed_n_ein] notice how it's not the semi-like list.
[Glitta] still cheapre the PH???
[ClydeFrog] ed_n_ein: nice observation
[ClydeFrog] but not worth saving a couple of dollars if you can get some quality pizza
[ed_n_ein] am thinking you always rate things by how much you hate it, and not how much you like it..
[knarf] [reporter #2] sir, what about the aligations of PH slipping you free pizzas and discounts only weeks before this forum?
[knarf] your all but unbiased little speech sounds a little tainted to me good sir!
[Glitta] ClydeFrog: a couple of bucks.. I dont think so.. quality pizza .. yeah if you call grease dripping down your mouth quality ok..
[ClydeFrog] [turning quickly to reporter] i will not deny it, they did give me coupons, only because I have been a devoted fan of their tasty crust and succulent toppings
[ClydeFrog] for years
[knarf] [un fact flashes on back drop behind podium] PH is 33% more greasier than PPP.
[knarf] un=fun
[Glitta] [crowd] OooooOh
[Glitta] isnt it true that they charge you to deliver and it takes over an hour when they do
[knarf] [crowd looking at each other] yeah, thats right...
[ClydeFrog] yes it does take a while for delivery, but does PPP even deliver
[Glitta] no
[knarf] [more of the crowd] yeah! i paid to EXTRA dollars just to have it arrive 50 minutes later....
[knarf] to EXTRA=2 EXTRA
[ClydeFrog] and why? because they would lose money, no one wants PPP that bad at home, they go to PPP to play video games, and to play in the plastic balls
[Glitta] I was just trying to point out another way that PH tries to take advantage of the Pizza lover
[ed_n_ein] mmm...plastic balls....fun....
[knarf] [crowd nods in agreement]
[Glitta] has anyone it the crowd ever carried out PPP???
[knarf] ed has plastic balls?
[knarf] [crowd] yes!!
[ed_n_ein] like to hid in em and let the kiddy-poos wander in....then I strike....muahahahahaha.
[Glitta] I think that people want it bad enough to go and pick it up and take it home!!
[ClydeFrog] sorry, cant play anymore, found a defect
[Glitta] ;(
[Glitta] we win we win
[Glitta] bri
[knarf] [crowd #1] i ordered on the phone, stopped by 10 minutes later and it was ready. took it home and enjoyed a great tasting pizza...and gas was less than the 2 dollars + tip i would have paid a PH driver.
[ed_n_ein] Glitta: yes maam?
[Glitta] can you come check something out really quickly
[ed_n_ein] hai
[ed_n_ein] brt.
[Glitta] [crowd] yeah hes right... I LOOOOOVE PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[knarf] [speaker curls up behind podium and cries]
[ClydeFrog] thats it, im not going to PPP today......
[ClydeFrog] just kidding
* eppy has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] eppy: have a question for you
[eppy] shoot
[ClydeFrog] eppy: do you ever feel not so fresh?
[eppy] yes you were adopted

Farewell Tour

[knarf] tickets please...
[knarf] tickets...thank you.
[knarf] thank you.
[knarf] tickets please...
[Glitta] [back ground music is playing]
[knarf] [STADIUM LIGHTS GO DOWN]
[knarf] [crowd goes wild]
[Glitta] [crowd begins to scream!]
[Glitta] [Knar knarf knarf]
[knarf] flashes going off everywhere
[knarf] [glitta glitta glitta]
[Glitta] Huge Fireworks start going off all around the stadiume
[knarf] SPOT LIGHT ON CENTER STAGE
* Glitta Heeeellllloooooo AUSTTIN TX!!!! [glitta walks out]
[knarf] glitta parachutes on the stage
[knarf] knarf bungees off the lighting
* Glitta says ICANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
[knarf] HELLO AUSTINNNNNNNN!!!!!
[knarf] party people in the house say HO OH!!!
* Glitta says "Wave your hands in the air!"
[Glitta] [glitta starts movng arms side to side]
* knarf jumps behind the turnable
[knarf] [weki weki wuu]
* Glitta puts her ear goggles on
[Glitta] Its been one week since you looked at me
[Glitta] Cocked your head to the side
[Glitta] and said Im angry
[knarf] Five days since you laughed at me saying
[knarf] Get that together come back and see me
[Glitta] Three days since the living room,
[Glitta] I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you
[knarf] Yesterday youd forgiven me
[knarf] But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry
[Glitta] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[Glitta] As I make you stop, think
[Glitta] Youll think youre looking at Aquaman
[knarf] I summon fish to the dish,
[knarf] Although I like the Chalet Swiss
[knarf] I like the sushi
[knarf] Cause its never touched a frying pan
[knarf] [frying...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] [weekei weeki wu]
[noodleLeg] and the hero of today is MICHELLE
[Glitta] We got to turn you around
[noodleLeg] PMR=Problem Management Report
[knarf] You put your feet on the ground
[knarf] Now take a hold of your soul
[Glitta] FOUR - Whooooooooa, I'm turning it
[Glitta] Loose, FOOTLOOSE
[knarf] Kick off your Sunday shoes
[knarf] Please, Louise
[Glitta] Pull me offa my knees
[Glitta] Jack, get back
[knarf] C'mon before we crack
[knarf] Lose your blues
[Glitta] Everybody cut footloose
[Glitta] and...
[knarf] [and...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] and I take--2 steps forward
* pepito has joined channel #chat
[knarf] I take--2 steps back
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[knarf] And you know--it ain't fiction
[knarf] Just a natural fact
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[Glitta] break it down knarf!
[knarf] I'm M.C. KNARF on the rap so mic it
[knarf] Here's a little story and you're sure to like it
[knarf] Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool
[knarf] With my homegirl, glitta gal!
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] here comes the hamer!
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension
[Glitta] Don't you tell me to smile
[Glitta] You stick around I'll make it worth your while
[knarf] Got numbers beyond what you can dial
[knarf] Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
[Glitta] Style profile I said
[Glitta] It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
[knarf] From the Hudson River out to the Nile
[knarf] I run the marathon just up until the very last mile
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[Glitta] I'm a model, you know what I mean
[Glitta] You:And I do my little turn on the catwalk
[Glitta] Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
[Glitta] I do my little turn on the catwalk
[knarf] I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
[knarf] Too sexy by far
[Glitta] And I'm too sexy for my hat
[Glitta] Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that!?
[knarf] [fammmmuuuu-week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] FAME!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] I'm gonna learn how to fly--high!
[knarf] I feel it comin' together
[knarf] People will see me and cry.
[knarf] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna make it to heaven
[Glitta] Light up the sky like a flame.
[Glitta] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] Baby, remember my name
[knarf] Remember, remember, remember, remember...
[knarf] [Rememberrrr-ruuuu-wuka-wiki-wu]
[Glitta] [tun nu na nu na]
* Signoff: Glitta (Hey! Where'd my controlling terminal go?)
[MonkeyBoy] poor g-dog. bad dialup. :)
[knarf] ummm....
* Glitta (~loria@angelica.austin.ibm.com) has joined channel #chat
[knarf] wekki-wekki-wu?
[MonkeyBoy] knarf: almost done setting up Apache.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three.
[MonkeyBoy] Glitta: I'm gonna make zenmonkey.org the irc server...you can access that with regular dsl.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one.
[Glitta] It's called the rumpshaker, the beach is like sweeter than cand
[knarf] I'm feeling manly and your shakers coming in handy
[Glitta] Slide down my cloth from New York down by your Virginia
[Glitta] Tickling you around Delaware before I enter
[knarf] All i wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
[Glitta] Just shake your rump!
[knarf] [weeki-wekki-wu How can iiiwuuuu]
[Glitta] How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
[Glitta] Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
[knarf] Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[knarf] Cant understand what I mean
[knarf] You soon will
[Glitta] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[Glitta] I have a history of losing my shirt
[knarf] Its been one week since you looked at me
[knarf] Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[knarf] Three days since the living room
[knarf] We realized were both to blame, but what could we do
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[Glitta] Yesterday you just smiled at me
[Glitta] Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[knarf] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!!
* Glitta starts doint the Lobster
[knarf] [weeki-wuuuuu-uuwwaaAH]
[Glitta] Glitta lobsters walk out on stage as her back up dancers
* knarf does the robot
[Glitta] Firworks start shooting out of everywhere
* knarf takes debbis by the hand and pulls her onto the stage
[knarf] they do the the typewriter
* Glitta grabs Helga to help her onstage with her lobster move
[Glitta] Roly ply comes out of stage left doing the worm
[knarf] monkeyboy swings from the lighting
[Glitta] Eppy is thworing up off the side of the stage..
[Glitta] its a new dance craze
[knarf] ClydeFrog comes on stage with a loud jump stomp AH!!
[MonkeyBoy] you crazy kids. :)
* pepito is now known as PukeofEarl
[Glitta] chelle is still doing the cabbage patch from the supersonic bacground music
* helga is pulled back into the audience by eppy but she gets free to join glitta on stage
[knarf] go chelle!
[knarf] go chelle!
[Glitta] ClydeFrog contiues to jump stop all over hte stage
[knarf] go helga!
[knarf] go helga!
[Glitta] go helga
[Glitta] shake your rump
[knarf] go Glitta...its your birthday!
* chelle keeps the cabbage patch going, then busts into the robot dance
[MonkeyBoy] hey frank, it's ready for ya.
[knarf] party people in the house say OHHH OH
* Glitta grabs her knees and says "thats my jam!!!""
[PukeofEarl] OHHH OH
[knarf] say OH OH
[Glitta] OH OH
[chelle] OH OH
[knarf] now somebody...anybody...everybody...SCREAMMMMM!!!
[PukeofEarl] AHHHHHHHHHH
[Glitta] AAaaaaAAAhhhh!!!
[chelle] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
[knarf] [cameras flashing everywhere]
* Glitta drives out in a golf cart with the tshirt gun!
* PukeofEarl is now known as pepito
[Glitta] the crowd goes wild!
[knarf] [firewirks and sparks shooting up form the stage]
* Glitta points to the left
[Glitta] aaaahhhhh
[Glitta] point to the right
[Glitta] aaaahhhh
[Glitta] left
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] right
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] she shoots it to the center
[Glitta] peopole dive for the tshirt..
[Glitta] wooo
[knarf] crowd goes crazy for the GK T-shirt
* Glitta says " you all have been awesom!!""
[MonkeyBoy] brb
[Glitta] We love you!!!
[knarf] WE LOVE YOU AUSTINNNN!!!
[Glitta] we couldnt do it without the fans
[pepito] [clap][clap][clap]
[Glitta] go out and buy our new best of cd!!!
[helga] woo-hoo!
[chelle] [clapping wildly]
[Glitta] [sweat running down glittas face..]
[knarf] and dont forget to get a GKt-shirt and lunch box!!
[Glitta] tons of glitter fals from the roof
[Glitta] GK GK GK Gk [crowd cheers]
[knarf] knarf does the windmill...
[Glitta] GK
[Glitta] GLitta starts popping
[knarf] comes to a stop pose with head resting on arm
[Glitta] glita moon walks around his pose
[Glitta] LIGHTS GO DOWN!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] Gk knights
[Glitta] GK nights
[Glitta] GK nites

Taco Hell

[eppy] gosh...that TB jacked up my stomach
[Cracker] see dave?
[knarf] suprise suprise
[knarf] doesnt take much, huh dave?
[Cracker] i had freeibrds for lunch!
[eppy] ive actually eaten TB to fix my stomach
[helga] well, whataburger last night and taco bell today? no wonder
you're hurtin'
[eppy] eff it...im going home...i dont care what anyone thinks
[knarf] sheesh
*** eppy has quit IRC (I can help my boogies they get out of control)
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha !!!!! its 3
[helga] he must be sick....
[knarf] no wonder we are losing so much money and people are losing jobs
[Glitta] he has to take a chet
[knarf] LOL
[Glitta] ha ha ha!!!!
[knarf] you made me really lol that time
[Glitta] poor guy.. i wont even give him a hard time for htat
[Glitta] ok i cant back that
[knarf] he signed of quick
[helga] poor davey...
*** Glitta changes topic to 'Eppy Went Home To Take A CHET'
[knarf] mustve been diarreah
[Cracker] he must have the runs or sumpn
[Glitta] i hope he makes it
[Cracker] HOLD IT DAVE!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[helga] its a long drive home
[Glitta] tell him to just go to my place its closer
[Cracker] you can do it!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[Cracker] when you're sliding into first
[helga] lol
[knarf] he is the great cornholio
[Cracker] eppy is now known as cornholio
[knarf] when youre walki9ng up a ladder
[knarf] and you feel something splatter
[chelle] lol
[Cracker] when youre sliding into home
[knarf] diarreha
[Glitta] someone should call his cell phone
[knarf] diarreha
[helga] when you're sitting in in your chevy
[Cracker] and you feel something foam...
[chelle] by brothers used to sing that all the time
[helga] and you feel something heavy
[knarf] LMFAO
[HomeFrog] when you sliding into third
[helga] is some gonna call him to go to glittas?
[Cracker] when youre walking down the hall
[helga] and clyde is home too
[Cracker] and you feel something fall
[HomeFrog] i dont want him coming here
[helga] LOL
[HomeFrog] im locking my door
[Glitta] im calling him
[helga] don't anser it when he knocks
[Cracker] when you're feeling kinda sick
[Cracker] and you need a toilet quick
[HomeFrog] nice
[knarf] [eepy] [knock knock] hey marcos, can i use youre bathroom?
[Cracker] [eppy] i brought some spray...
[knarf] [eppy] come ese, i see you thru the peep hole!!
[HomeFrog] [chinese voice] uh, no one home right now, go away
[Glitta] i left him a message to go to marcoss
[Glitta] new apt.. clean toilet
[HomeFrog] you better not have
[helga] does he know where the new pad is?
[helga] maybe i should call back to tell him
[helga] what is it glitta?
[HomeFrog] joksan might get scared
[Glitta] i told him to go to my place but if he didnt feel comfortable at
my place to go to marcos's
[Cracker] marc - what # are you in now?
[HomeFrog] 1033
[Cracker] lori - you at home too?
[Glitta] nope... jay is
[Cracker] oh, that's right
[HomeFrog] wonder if he really left work
[Glitta] i thik he is gonna get mad cause i left him that message
[Glitta] i told him we were all making fun of him on chat too
[HomeFrog] lol
[Cracker] i had nothing to do with it
[HomeFrog] you jumped in with the rhymes
[knarf] everyone should call with a different diarreah saying
[Glitta] frank you should send him the history
[Cracker] it's cuz he said "idon't care what anybody thinks"
[Cracker] lori - you have evil bones in yer body
[Glitta] and he had just mentioned the tb comment
[knarf] im gonna call with the ladder one
[knarf] whats his #
[Glitta] *****93
[helga] sux-2-B-YE
[Glitta] sorry
[HomeFrog] yeah, the second one
[Glitta] ok im using explorer to look at my files on dfs
[Glitta] any reason why it wouldnt show them all
[Glitta] besides permisssions
[knarf] hahaha hes stuck in traffic on parmer
[knarf] i told him to stop at marcos place
[Glitta] how far up on parmer
[helga] poor dave
[HomeFrog] bastards
[knarf] amherst
[HomeFrog] i dont even like him
[Glitta] does he have to go
[helga] that's right by glitta's
[Glitta] he could make a u turn
[HomeFrog] thats what im saying, tell him to go to Glittas
[helga] of course, clyde's isn't that far away either
[Glitta] ask him if hes gotta go bad
[HomeFrog] nah, i just moved, right now, uh, i live up north in round
rock now