[14:36] [@knarf] http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2356282,00.asp
[14:36] [ClydeFrogger_] sucka
[14:37] [@knarf] sucka mc in the place to be
[14:37] * _bmr_ wonders how many pictures of him are on facebook without his permission
[14:39] [ClydeFrogger_] _bmr_: theres a live stream of you on FB
[14:39] [ClydeFrogger_] smile
[14:44] * _bmr_ flips the bird
[14:44] [_bmr_] FU FB
[14:44] [@knarf] ClydeFrogger_: thats cute... _bmr_ thinks people like him enough to post fb pics of him
[14:45] [_bmr_] I am hoping the number of pics is zero
[14:45] [ClydeFrogger_] wtf?! the dumb kid of bella and edward is gonna be like 10 in the next movie
[14:45] [_bmr_] vampires grow fast y'all
[14:46] [@knarf] i thought vampires dont age
[14:46] [ClydeFrogger_] yeah
[14:46] [ClydeFrogger_] while watching The Lost Boys this weekend
[14:46] [ClydeFrogger_] lori thought there should be a consortium to define the vampires rules
[14:47] [@knarf] good idea
[14:47] [_bmr_] good idea
[14:47] [_bmr_] get them all in one place and dump holy water all over it
[14:47] [ClydeFrogger_] none of these "glittery" vampires
[14:47] [ClydeFrogger_] no vampire babies
[14:48] [@knarf] metro vamps
[14:48] [ClydeFrogger_] pretty much anything from twilight
[14:48] [eppy] what if holy water as a vampire rule isnt accepted?
[14:48] [@knarf] holy water rule isnt on the table
[14:48] [ClydeFrogger_] eppy isnt allowed to help define rules
[14:50] [_bmr_] garlic, holy water, steaks through heart.
[14:50] [eppy] is that a vampire rule thats on the table?
[14:50] [_bmr_] that's all canon.
[14:50] [ClydeFrogger_] no sunlight
[14:50] [@knarf] UV light
[14:50] [_bmr_] crosses?
[14:50] [ClydeFrogger_] hmmm
[14:50] [@knarf] nikkon
[14:50] [@knarf] i mean, canon
[14:51] [_bmr_] what if I have a star of david. is that not holy enough?
[14:51] [ClydeFrogger_] nope
[14:51] [@knarf] wait, what are you wearing?
[14:51] [ClydeFrogger_] vampires be scurred of jesus
[14:51] [_bmr_] vampires are picky.
[14:51] [_bmr_] knarf: I'm dressed like a Hassidic jew.
[14:51] [eppy] lol
[14:52] [@knarf] we could put it on the table to put that on the table
[14:52] [ClydeFrogger_] garlic?
[14:52] [ClydeFrogger_] that one i can let go
[14:52] [ClydeFrogger_] doesnt make sense
[14:52] [@knarf] ok
[14:52] [_bmr_] can we get rid of the stupid hissing and showing fangs as a sign of threatening?
[14:52] [@knarf] garlic is out
[14:52] [_bmr_] what?!?
[14:52] [@knarf] galric is only good to get rid of kavorka
[14:52] [ClydeFrogger_] very true
[14:52] [_bmr_] this table is a sham.
[14:53] * _bmr_ bets obama are behind these new rules
[14:53] [ClydeFrogger_] can vamps be good guys?
[14:53] [eppy] they feed on people.. no
[14:53] [@knarf] no, cause then you get twlight all over again
[14:54] [ClydeFrogger_] i agree
[14:54] [_bmr_] y'all better hope noodleLeg doesn't notice this discussion
[14:54] [tzcheezyP] long as it's not zombies, she'll be ok
[14:55] [ClydeFrogger_] no vampire babies
[14:55] [tzcheezyP] or Fo-Realz ghosts
[14:55] [eppy] booo
[14:55] [@knarf] so, is it ANY place that cant go into unless invited, or just your own personal home?
[14:55] [tzcheezyP] knarf: homes
[14:55] [ClydeFrogger_] personal homes
[14:55] [@knarf] like, if they go for a slurpee, do they have to wait at the door until ravi welcomes them in?
[14:55] [ClydeFrogger_] so they can kick it at the food court
[14:55] [@knarf] what if ravi lives in the back?
[14:56] [ClydeFrogger_] if its part of his domicile
[14:56] [ClydeFrogger_] then he cant
[14:56] [ClydeFrogger_] well
[14:56] [ClydeFrogger_] wait
[14:56] [ClydeFrogger_] vamp can go into the store, since thats public
[14:56] [tzcheezyP] if ravi goes all superstar and invites them to enter at the rear, well then...
[14:56] [@knarf] just not the back room?
[14:56] [ClydeFrogger_] but cant go past the "do not enter/employees only" door
[14:57] [@knarf] makes sense
[14:57] * noodleLeg scrolls up to see what she missed
[14:57] [eppy] .msg noodleLeg tz started it
[14:57] [noodleLeg] lol consortium to define vampire rules...i love it
[14:57] [_bmr_] this reminds me of a story when I was hanging out with my step-sister a few years back.
[14:58] * noodleLeg wants to be nominated to be on that committee
[14:58] [_bmr_] I went to taco cabana with her and 2 of her friends
[14:58] [ClydeFrogger_] is your step-sister a vampire?
[14:58] [_bmr_] her friends were weird….
[14:58] [_bmr_] like really weird.
[14:58] [ClydeFrogger_] all white girls ar elike that
[14:58] [_bmr_] they started a discussion about how they took as fact that vampires exist.
[14:58] [_bmr_] and how the government hides the truth
[14:58] [_bmr_] this was before twilight
[14:59] [tzcheezyP] gubment hides the tooth
[14:59] [@knarf] haha
[14:59] * noodleLeg wants a "Say No to glittery vampires" bumper sticker
[14:59] [_bmr_] one of the girls didn't do anything in her life w/o consulting her fortune teller.
[14:59] [_bmr_] my step-sis and I were...surprised.
[14:59] [ClydeFrogger_] now...how does one vampire turn another into a vampire
[14:59] [_bmr_] she stopped hanging out with those girls after a while
[15:00] [_bmr_] ClydeFrogger_: by starting at the girl for a LONG time and then protecting her from danger
[15:00] [ClydeFrogger_] _bmr_: how dare you
[15:00] [_bmr_] haha
[15:00] [noodleLeg] knarf: good question...maybe they can only go to restaurants cuz they have hosts welcoming them at the door
[15:00] [ClydeFrogger_] we're trying to better society
[15:00] [ClydeFrogger_] and you're making jokes
[15:00] [_bmr_] the only way to better society is to kill them all
[15:01] [_bmr_] the council has agreed they can never be good because they eat us.
[15:01] [noodleLeg] _bmr_: wow
[15:01] [ClydeFrogger_] _bmr_: we already said they cant be good
[15:01] [ClydeFrogger_] so thats given
[15:01] [_bmr_] noodleLeg: you wouldn't defend vampires if they looked like gigantic cockroaches
[15:01] [eppy] .msg bmr: noodle's a known sympathizer
[15:01] [noodleLeg] _bmr_: as much as i love vampires, i'm pretty sure they don't exist
[15:01] [noodleLeg] unlike ghosts
[15:01] [eppy] oh boy
[15:02] [_bmr_] haha
[15:02] [noodleLeg] _bmr_: true
[15:02] [ClydeFrogger_] vampire ghosts
[15:02] [_bmr_] chat is good today :D
[15:02] [noodleLeg] helga is missing all this vampire chat
[15:02] [_bmr_] wait…don't ghosts supposedly feed off of people's energy?
[15:02] [_bmr_] doesn't that make ghosts like spirit vampires?
[15:02] [ClydeFrogger_] no
[15:02] [ClydeFrogger_] they just like pissing people off by stacking chairs and stealing little white girls
[15:03] [_bmr_] white people have lots of supernatural problems.
[15:03] [@knarf] they dont feed
[15:03] [ClydeFrogger_] i prolly should pay attention to the meeting topics
[15:03] [noodleLeg] oh no....Olive is half white
[15:03] [@knarf] ClydeFrogger_: a bite, thats all it takes
[15:03] [noodleLeg] wait, only 1/4....whew
[15:03] [ClydeFrogger_] knarf: so no transfer of blood
[15:03] [@knarf] unless they drain too much blood and kill them before the transformation is complete
[15:04] [_bmr_] noodleLeg: you wait and see. it's not all country clubs and looking down on other people
[15:04] [@knarf] well, the transfer is implied with the bite
[15:04] [ClydeFrogger_] k
[15:04] [ClydeFrogger_] ahhh
[15:04] [noodleLeg] if ghosts want to move things around...why don't think clean
[15:04] [@knarf] like, they just cant poke them with a stick and drain blood
[15:04] [noodleLeg] maybe they'd be more popular
[15:04] [_bmr_] knarf: what if a vampire gives blood to a hospital
[15:04] [_bmr_] and that blood is given in a transfusion
[15:04] [tzcheezyP] mexico has la llorona and the chupacabras... it balances out
[15:05] [@knarf] _bmr_: hmm...we may have to leave that on the table for a while
[15:05] [ClydeFrogger_] _bmr_: then that hospital failed its background check on its donors
[15:05] [@knarf] may take more than just an afternoon
[15:05] [noodleLeg] _bmr_: why would a vampire give their blood to a hospital?
[15:05] [@knarf] ClydeFrogger_: what if the vamp lies and under, "Are you a vampire?" they check NO?
[15:05] [noodleLeg] lol
[15:06] [ClydeFrogger_] oh...dont take bood donations during the day
[15:06] [ClydeFrogger_] i mean
[15:06] [ClydeFrogger_] at night
[15:06] [@knarf] good call
[15:06] [_bmr_] haha
[15:06] [noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger_: smart
[15:06] [_bmr_] ClydeFrogger_: if they have that question twice we should be ok
[15:06] [_bmr_] are you a vampire? [] yes []no
[15:06] [_bmr_] ...
[15:07] [_bmr_] are you not a vampire? []yes []no []I loathe the undead
[15:07] [_bmr_] that'll fool em
[15:07] [ClydeFrogger_] haha
[15:08] [eppy] how 'bout we put all the blood clinics in bmr's home that way.. he can say theyre not welcome
[15:08] [_bmr_] ouuuu sneaky
[15:08] [ClydeFrogger_] thats a lot of blood in one place
[15:08] [noodleLeg] _bmr_'s house will become quite popular with all the vampires
[15:09] [ClydeFrogger_] haha
[15:09] [_bmr_] I'll just live in a glass house and make sure the sun is always shining into it
[15:10] [_bmr_] at night there's no blood available, I'll have it shipped to hospitals
[15:10] [noodleLeg] glass house...smart
[15:10] [_bmr_] I'll also have a lot of crosses around
[15:10] [_bmr_] but no star of davids or crecent moons
[15:10] [_bmr_] that crap doesn't cut it.
[15:10] [ClydeFrogger_] nope
