[KornFlake] okay...so DAVE - i spoke with kathy
[KornFlake] and she said that she'll call when she has the keys in hand. around 2pm. are you interested in going to pick them up with me and check out the place?
[eppy] yes
[KornFlake] sweeeet
[KornFlake] cuz then we may need to talk about where boxes are being unloaded for the both of us. Did you find a mover?
[eppy] yeah...im going with apple
[eppy] didnt i tell you this?
[KornFlake] i think so.. .sounds familiar
[eppy] they're moving me between 4-6
* ManosDeFierro gets cozy in his chair and watches the show
[KornFlake] okay, thanks
[eppy] im picking up debs w/d
[KornFlake] sweet
[KornFlake] so, I should be the first one at the house
* helga grabs a bag of popcorn and a large diet dr. peper
[KornFlake] my phone will still be hooked up until the last minute if you need to call me
[eppy] wait..what...[--leoism
[KornFlake] huh?
* ManosDeFierro [looks helga] pass the butter
* helga offers ManosDeFierro some whoppers
[KornFlake] do you think we'll get 2 sets of keys? or will we need to make copies tonight?
* ManosDeFierro hands helga some of his reeses pieces
[eppy] oh...i misunderstood your.."I should be the first one at the house"...i thought you meant that for today
* helga doesn't take her eyes off the show, yet still manages to pass him some popcorn with extra butter
[KornFlake] I did
[eppy] what?
[eppy] but i thought i was going with you
[eppy] are you gonna run past me and beat me in the door
[KornFlake] i said that today, but yeah, you're going with me, tomorrow I'm going myself
[eppy] or are you gonna drop me off after getting the keys
* helga whispers to Manos, "this is getting good"
* helga giggles
[KornFlake] did you call the phone company?
[eppy] i dont think we need two keys
* ManosDeFierro whispers back to helga, keep an eye on eppy's facial expressions, they are hilarious
[eppy] yeah...i called
* HomeFrog walks in, "did i miss anything good"
[KornFlake] when will it be turned on?
* ManosDeFierro hands HomeFrog the popcorn
[eppy] like today i think
* ManosDeFierro whispers to HomeFrog, "show is just getting started"
* helga whispers to HomeFrog, "its just getting started"
[eppy] i posted the phone number the other day
[KornFlake] yeah, that 489 number?
* HomeFrog sweet, i hate when i miss the good parts
[eppy] well...i have it at home
[eppy] so i guess
[KornFlake] cuz I've been giving some phone number to all my companies and I'm not sure what it was supposed to be actually
[eppy] dumas
[chelle] ok what is this about me having gas manosdefierro?
[chelle] how rude!!
* helga spits out her popcorn and laughs out loud
* ManosDeFierro looks at chelle, "later, the show started"
* helga spits out her popcorn and laughs out loud, at the show, not chelle
[eppy] chelle: ahem...how rude to interrupt kornflake and mine's convo
[KornFlake] so, does anyone have that number that eppy posted?
[HomeFrog] i think its time for a nap
[chelle] eppy: whatever, that is why this is a chat and not sametime
* HomeFrog turns to helga and manos, "wake me if anything good happens"
* eppy eyeballs chelle
* ManosDeFierro turns to helga, "this show is going to crap"
[eppy] chelle: whatever?
* ManosDeFierro turns out the lights for HomeFrog, "sleep well sparky"
[chelle] eppy: yep
* helga tells manos, "sequels get worse and worse each time"
[eppy] chelle: k
[KornFlake] well, we tried to make it entertaining until michelle busted in
[eppy] welp im going to le lab...bbap
[KornFlake] bbap?
[KornFlake] be back as pepito?
* ManosDeFierro puts the popcorn down. looks at helga: "yeah, shows over...."
[KornFlake] who is this... pepito you speak of?
* helga doesn't understand what happened
[ManosDeFierro] /msg helga i didnt want to be rude, but chelle busted in on the middle of the big finally and ruined the ending
* helga leaves the theater. "this show sucks"
[helga] \msg ManosDeFierro uh, yeah.
[chelle] sorry all...i just caught up on what went on while i was gone :(
* ManosDeFierro throws drink on the ground and walks out after helga
[helga] \msg ManosDeFierro just when it was getting good
[pepito] bbap=be back as pepito
[pepito] im starting to get a headache
[pepito] my shirt reaks
[noodleLeg] haha....frank is the new ManosDeFierro
[ManosDeFierro] not new, same old MDF
[pepito] im wearing my dirt devils tee...and i guess it didnt wash well 'cause my shirt reaks...and its starting to give me a headache
[noodleLeg] but i was the original ManosDeFierro
[KornFlake] debbie - you going to le party? or are still packing?
[pepito] og MDF?
[noodleLeg] pepito: maybe you forgot to wash you
[KornFlake] psst... keep the OG MDF ON THE DL
[noodleLeg] hehe
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: i was OG MDF before you were born
[noodleLeg] kornflake: yea, i'm going for a lil while
[noodleLeg] but my dad coined the phrase ManosDeFierro
[noodleLeg] anyway aren't i older than you?
[noodleLeg] how old where you on the 14th?
[pepito] i thought you were CabezaDePiedras?
[ManosDeFierro] he copied it from my mom who got it from my grandma who got it from her grandma's sister's ant's nephew
[noodleLeg] pepito: jerk!
[ManosDeFierro] hahaha
[noodleLeg] does that mean your mom got it from her uncle?
[ManosDeFierro] no
[pepito] ManosDeFierro by blood not relation?
[noodleLeg] MDF: she called you NagitasDeClavos
[ManosDeFierro] i think its nalgas, and no
[pepito] hahahahhhahahaha
[noodleLeg] okay...NalgitasDeClavos
[ManosDeFierro] that was just more of a mini-description of me on the couch, nto really an everday name like MDF
[pepito] or PompiesDeClavos
[ManosDeFierro] HA
[ManosDeFierro] pompies
[noodleLeg] i like that one
[ManosDeFierro] hahahahha
[KornFlake] damn mexicans
[noodleLeg] makes it sound like he's important
[noodleLeg] kornflake: can you understand the names?
[KornFlake] i have to get translations from jose
[KornFlake] clavos, piedra, pompies
[noodleLeg] clavos=nails
[noodleLeg] pompies and nalgitas are cute kid words for butt
[pepito] piedras=rocks
[noodleLeg] cabeza=head
[ManosDeFierro] /msg pepito noodleLeg: you guys are no fun, we could have had fun with cracker
[pepito] \msg manos yeah...youre right...we gave those away too easily
[KornFlake] naw - joser already translated
[noodleLeg] and ManosDeFierro is a name my dad used to call me when I was little cuz i used to always break stuff
[ManosDeFierro] man, i think ive asked before, but what exactly is the difference between a hub and a router?
[noodleLeg] i was telling them about it at lunch
[ManosDeFierro] but my the OMDF
[ManosDeFierro] but=but i
[ManosDeFierro] my=am
[KornFlake] dork
[noodleLeg] hehe
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: how old are you?
[pepito] she's about to be 27
[pepito] in september i think
[KornFlake] wow
[KornFlake] WOW! just kidding
[ManosDeFierro] ah man, i didnt know that.
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: so how old you think i am? ill give you a hint, 40 is to high.
[pepito] KornFlake: how old are you...like 25?
[KornFlake] ixnay on the entyfivetway
[pepito] orrysay
[pepito] btw...my sis says hierro is for iron...because when you have a deficiency(sp?) of iron...thats the term ppl use
[ManosDeFierro] she concurs with bablefish, i will take it as true
[ManosDeFierro] just wondering what exactly fierro mean
[pepito] she's still says fierro is generic for metals and steels
[ManosDeFierro] i can accept that
[pepito] ive never know the difference between metal and steel
[noodleLeg] sorry, yea i'm 26
[pepito] know=known
[ManosDeFierro] pepito: pong in about an hour?
[noodleLeg] gonna be 27 next month
[noodleLeg] MDF what are you like 24-25?
[pepito] ManosDeFierro: sure
[pepito] noodleLeg: how nice
* ManosDeFierro blushes
[ManosDeFierro] noodleLeg: 28
[pepito] hahaha
[noodleLeg] now way!
[noodleLeg] are you really?
[ManosDeFierro] yes way!
[noodleLeg] you mean i'm not the oldest????
* noodleLeg smiles happily
[ManosDeFierro] i jus act like a 19 year old
[KornFlake] no,s illy
[ManosDeFierro] leo is older than me
[ManosDeFierro] i think he will be the first to die
[noodleLeg] i knew leo was older than me
[ManosDeFierro] then eppy
[noodleLeg] but id didn't think you were
[ManosDeFierro] then marcos, cause he is healthy
[noodleLeg] you think leos gonna go before eppy?
[KornFlake] i don 't even know why frank hangs around us - he needs to be hanging out with mature, married couples
[ManosDeFierro] then me, cause i will have no one to pong or play wc3 with
[noodleLeg] hahaha
* ManosDeFierro pokes HomeFrog: "WAKE UP!!!"
* HomeFrog picks up head
[HomeFrog] WHAT?
[ManosDeFierro] HomeFrog: what time do you want me to wake you up?
[HomeFrog] for what?
[ManosDeFierro] you didnt need a wake up call?
[HomeFrog] no
[HomeFrog] i said wake me up if anything good happens in the show
[ManosDeFierro] oh. my bad.
[helga] the show was so bad, it put him to sleep
[chelle] my bad, i messed up the show :(
Wednesday, December 11, 2002
Krueger Vs. Worhees
[Pablo] did you guys go to lunch yet?
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yeah
[Pablo] did you pick up a copy of MP?
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: who do you think will win in a fight, Freddy Krueger or Jason Vorhees
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: i called bestbuy and they arent getting it until wed, and i called eb and they said tuesday for pre orders only
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: and i got my preorder from bestbuy
[Pablo] hmm Jason. he can rip you in half and stuff.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: prolly candyman.
[Pablo] freddy just has the nightmare stuff
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: candyman sucks ass
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: oh yeah! tell him that in the mirror!
[Monkeyboy] wussy...
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: your dumb, i say freddy
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: call Frys and see if they have Metroid Prime, or when they are going to get it
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: why are you in love with candyman
[knarf] because the candyman can
[Pablo] ClydeFrog: why freddy?
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: maybe.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: don't get all hateriffic because you aren't down with the CM.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: cause hes more creative in his killings, come on, anyone with a brain can get away from jason, but you cant escape freddy, hes gets you in your dreams
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: that's dumb.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: just tell him to go away. it's YOUR dream.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: have you ever been able to control your dreams, its hard
[Pablo] you can't get away from jason. you get away from him and round the corner and he's THERE!
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: no, all you have to do is not bone anyone is any recluse areas
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: it's easy! you just have to decide it's time to wake up or get a sledgehmmer.
knarf doesnt know who to believe...hmmm...both make strong arguments
[Monkeyboy] easy.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: and run, you just have to run and youll get away cause jason doesnt run
[Pablo] i think jason doesn't sleep
[Monkeyboy] see!
[Monkeyboy] you have to eventually nap around jason.
[Monkeyboy] then BAM!
[Monkeyboy] with freddy, it's your world, your rules on your turf.
knarf thinks to self...yeah...j doesnt run does he...
knarf thinks to self...then again...never seen him sleep...hmmm
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but freddy is the dream master, he rules
[Pablo] and jason can tag team with his mom
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: whatever. I think he just had wussy victims.
[Monkeyboy] "ooh! I'm floating in a room full of spikes...this MUST be real"
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: so, freddy can tag team with his little puppet self, or with the hot/pscho nurse, or with his almost son
[Monkeyboy] blah. as soon as it looks funny, just because a super-sayajin.
[Monkeyboy] ain't no way freddy can stop that crap.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: what if he becomes one too
[Monkeyboy] puny claws versus ka-ma-ha-ma-ha wave attacks.
[knarf] i think freddy takes it
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: whatever, he doesn't know how to become a super sayajin. he doesn't have the honor.
[Monkeyboy] (or the tail)
[ClydeFrog] Goky doesnt have a tail anymore either
[ClydeFrog] y=u
[Monkeyboy] it grows back randomly.
[knarf] jason is weak...freddy has man more ways to kill...
[ClydeFrog] dont think i dont know about dragonball
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i agree
[Pablo] i think Samara would kick all their asses
[Monkeyboy] samara?
[Pablo] The Ring
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: no bringing your anime/comic characters into this, there not real
[Monkeyboy] ah.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: oh, and freddy is.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: YES
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: it's all REAL in my damn dreams!
[Monkeyboy] if I'm a jedi master and he's a wuss in my dream, then that's how it is.
[Monkeyboy] not like those damn wussy kids from that one movie we saw at your place.
[Pablo] Just gotta show freddy "the tape"
[knarf] Monkeyboy is really reaching...
[Monkeyboy] "I can walk! I can talk!"
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: you talk smack right now, but i bet your crumble when it comes down to it
[Monkeyboy] crappy imaginations.
[Monkeyboy] I'm more scurred of zombies than freddy.
[Monkeyboy] at least zombies are REAL.
[Monkeyboy] eppy's proof of that.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: the dude cant walk in real life, i would htink that would be very important to him
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: thats it, i hope freddy visits you in your dreams
[knarf] it would be freddy's easiest kill yet
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: at least freddy hasnt done any real stupid movies where he visits Manhatten or goes to space
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but if you can't walk in real life, why not FLY in your dreams?
[Monkeyboy] ok, I agree that freddy has made less gay films. but he's still a wuss.
[Pablo] ClydeFrog: 3d freddy was pretty damn bad.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: i agree that those kids have no real imagination and thats why some of them were killed quickly
[Monkeyboy] exactly.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but Nancy and Alice kick ass
[Monkeyboy] all it takes to beat freddy is to think quick.
[Monkeyboy] jason...the dude doesn't DIE.
[Monkeyboy] you can't kill him.
[Monkeyboy] that's damn scary!
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: whatever, i could kill him
[Monkeyboy] ok ok...except for you of course....NOT
[knarf] jason had even easier kills...wow, how hard is it to sneak up on some idiot and slice him in the nads while he is doing a handstand?
[Pablo] chchchchch
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: just knock him out and then chainsaw his ass
[Pablo] kakakkakka
[Pablo] ah ah ah ah ah
[Monkeyboy] no nad mentions, plese.
Monkeyboy grimaces.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: yeah, half of jasons kills are also on people who were boning and are defenseless
[Monkeyboy] dude, Jason is a wuss too.
[Monkeyboy] he's just REAL.
[Monkeyboy] that's the only thing he has going.
[Monkeyboy] he's in meatspace.
[Monkeyboy] and he's physically strong.
[Monkeyboy] slow, stupid.
[Monkeyboy] but strong.
[knarf] freddy is even more real...but cause YOU allow him to exist.
[Monkeyboy] hahahaha....
[Monkeyboy] that's just it, I wouldn't allow that.
[Pablo] jason can also possess people
[knarf] you already have...
[Monkeyboy] hhahahahaha
[knarf] you already have.
[Monkeyboy] yoda-knarf speaks.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: then youd be one of the ones to live, but others would perish
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: I consider a real horror dude someone that seriously kicks ass.
[Monkeyboy] that there's no way to stand up to.
[Monkeyboy] no way to win.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: like fressy
[ClydeFrog] ss=dd
[Monkeyboy] yes...like fressy.
[Monkeyboy] :P
[knarf] like jeepers creepers?
[ClydeFrog] fressy kicks ass
[ClydeFrog] knarf: or chucky
[ClydeFrog] hes real
[Monkeyboy] no, I was thinking more like Christopher Walkien in The Prophesy.
[knarf] or the bride of chucky
[Monkeyboy] that was damn creepy.
[ClydeFrog] ouuuu
[Pablo] Gabriel
[Monkeyboy] yup.
[Monkeyboy] that would make me soil myself.
Pablo shows Monkeyboy a picture of Christopher Walken
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: thats not fair, christopher walken himself is scary, he didnt do much acting htere to make the character scarier
[Monkeyboy] :P
[Monkeyboy] he's an awesome actor.
[Monkeyboy] and is damn scary.
[knarf] hes more scary when hes not acting
[Monkeyboy] hahahaha...fair enough.
[knarf] atleast when hes acting i know its fake
[ClydeFrog] hahahah
[Monkeyboy] still was a scary char.
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i think thats conversation was archive worthy
[Monkeyboy] scarier than all the ones you mentioned so far...
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: whatever, freddy kicks ass
[knarf] ClydeFrog:"already ahead of ya...
[Monkeyboy] don't you mean fressy?
[ClydeFrog] fressy kicks ass, but not more than freddy
[Monkeyboy] bbiab.
[Monkeyboy] wan't wait to see that on zenmonkey. ahahaha
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: wait
[ClydeFrog] WAIT
[Monkeyboy] what?
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: call Frys and see if they have Metroid Prime
[knarf] can't?
[Pablo] does fressy wear a feather boa?
[Monkeyboy] Pablo: of course.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yup, thats the scary part
[knarf] Pablo: only in Monkeyboy's dreams
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: ok...they have it.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: ok ok, I can't back that up.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but their number is 555-1212
[Monkeyboy] ask for bill.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: come on, they like you, call
[Monkeyboy] I'll be back. :P
[ClydeFrog] i hate you
[Monkeyboy] hahahahaha
[Pablo] [fressy] I'm gonna hurt you cuth I'm not a very nithe perthen.
[ClydeFrog] hahahqhaha
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yeah
[Pablo] did you pick up a copy of MP?
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: who do you think will win in a fight, Freddy Krueger or Jason Vorhees
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: i called bestbuy and they arent getting it until wed, and i called eb and they said tuesday for pre orders only
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: and i got my preorder from bestbuy
[Pablo] hmm Jason. he can rip you in half and stuff.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: prolly candyman.
[Pablo] freddy just has the nightmare stuff
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: candyman sucks ass
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: oh yeah! tell him that in the mirror!
[Monkeyboy] wussy...
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: your dumb, i say freddy
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: call Frys and see if they have Metroid Prime, or when they are going to get it
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: why are you in love with candyman
[knarf] because the candyman can
[Pablo] ClydeFrog: why freddy?
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: maybe.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: don't get all hateriffic because you aren't down with the CM.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: cause hes more creative in his killings, come on, anyone with a brain can get away from jason, but you cant escape freddy, hes gets you in your dreams
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: that's dumb.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: just tell him to go away. it's YOUR dream.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: have you ever been able to control your dreams, its hard
[Pablo] you can't get away from jason. you get away from him and round the corner and he's THERE!
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: no, all you have to do is not bone anyone is any recluse areas
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: it's easy! you just have to decide it's time to wake up or get a sledgehmmer.
knarf doesnt know who to believe...hmmm...both make strong arguments
[Monkeyboy] easy.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: and run, you just have to run and youll get away cause jason doesnt run
[Pablo] i think jason doesn't sleep
[Monkeyboy] see!
[Monkeyboy] you have to eventually nap around jason.
[Monkeyboy] then BAM!
[Monkeyboy] with freddy, it's your world, your rules on your turf.
knarf thinks to self...yeah...j doesnt run does he...
knarf thinks to self...then again...never seen him sleep...hmmm
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but freddy is the dream master, he rules
[Pablo] and jason can tag team with his mom
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: whatever. I think he just had wussy victims.
[Monkeyboy] "ooh! I'm floating in a room full of spikes...this MUST be real"
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: so, freddy can tag team with his little puppet self, or with the hot/pscho nurse, or with his almost son
[Monkeyboy] blah. as soon as it looks funny, just because a super-sayajin.
[Monkeyboy] ain't no way freddy can stop that crap.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: what if he becomes one too
[Monkeyboy] puny claws versus ka-ma-ha-ma-ha wave attacks.
[knarf] i think freddy takes it
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: whatever, he doesn't know how to become a super sayajin. he doesn't have the honor.
[Monkeyboy] (or the tail)
[ClydeFrog] Goky doesnt have a tail anymore either
[ClydeFrog] y=u
[Monkeyboy] it grows back randomly.
[knarf] jason is weak...freddy has man more ways to kill...
[ClydeFrog] dont think i dont know about dragonball
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i agree
[Pablo] i think Samara would kick all their asses
[Monkeyboy] samara?
[Pablo] The Ring
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: no bringing your anime/comic characters into this, there not real
[Monkeyboy] ah.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: oh, and freddy is.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: YES
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: it's all REAL in my damn dreams!
[Monkeyboy] if I'm a jedi master and he's a wuss in my dream, then that's how it is.
[Monkeyboy] not like those damn wussy kids from that one movie we saw at your place.
[Pablo] Just gotta show freddy "the tape"
[knarf] Monkeyboy is really reaching...
[Monkeyboy] "I can walk! I can talk!"
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: you talk smack right now, but i bet your crumble when it comes down to it
[Monkeyboy] crappy imaginations.
[Monkeyboy] I'm more scurred of zombies than freddy.
[Monkeyboy] at least zombies are REAL.
[Monkeyboy] eppy's proof of that.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: the dude cant walk in real life, i would htink that would be very important to him
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: thats it, i hope freddy visits you in your dreams
[knarf] it would be freddy's easiest kill yet
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: at least freddy hasnt done any real stupid movies where he visits Manhatten or goes to space
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but if you can't walk in real life, why not FLY in your dreams?
[Monkeyboy] ok, I agree that freddy has made less gay films. but he's still a wuss.
[Pablo] ClydeFrog: 3d freddy was pretty damn bad.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: i agree that those kids have no real imagination and thats why some of them were killed quickly
[Monkeyboy] exactly.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but Nancy and Alice kick ass
[Monkeyboy] all it takes to beat freddy is to think quick.
[Monkeyboy] jason...the dude doesn't DIE.
[Monkeyboy] you can't kill him.
[Monkeyboy] that's damn scary!
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: whatever, i could kill him
[Monkeyboy] ok ok...except for you of course....NOT
[knarf] jason had even easier kills...wow, how hard is it to sneak up on some idiot and slice him in the nads while he is doing a handstand?
[Pablo] chchchchch
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: just knock him out and then chainsaw his ass
[Pablo] kakakkakka
[Pablo] ah ah ah ah ah
[Monkeyboy] no nad mentions, plese.
Monkeyboy grimaces.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: yeah, half of jasons kills are also on people who were boning and are defenseless
[Monkeyboy] dude, Jason is a wuss too.
[Monkeyboy] he's just REAL.
[Monkeyboy] that's the only thing he has going.
[Monkeyboy] he's in meatspace.
[Monkeyboy] and he's physically strong.
[Monkeyboy] slow, stupid.
[Monkeyboy] but strong.
[knarf] freddy is even more real...but cause YOU allow him to exist.
[Monkeyboy] hahahaha....
[Monkeyboy] that's just it, I wouldn't allow that.
[Pablo] jason can also possess people
[knarf] you already have...
[Monkeyboy] hhahahahaha
[knarf] you already have.
[Monkeyboy] yoda-knarf speaks.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: then youd be one of the ones to live, but others would perish
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: I consider a real horror dude someone that seriously kicks ass.
[Monkeyboy] that there's no way to stand up to.
[Monkeyboy] no way to win.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: like fressy
[ClydeFrog] ss=dd
[Monkeyboy] yes...like fressy.
[Monkeyboy] :P
[knarf] like jeepers creepers?
[ClydeFrog] fressy kicks ass
[ClydeFrog] knarf: or chucky
[ClydeFrog] hes real
[Monkeyboy] no, I was thinking more like Christopher Walkien in The Prophesy.
[knarf] or the bride of chucky
[Monkeyboy] that was damn creepy.
[ClydeFrog] ouuuu
[Pablo] Gabriel
[Monkeyboy] yup.
[Monkeyboy] that would make me soil myself.
Pablo shows Monkeyboy a picture of Christopher Walken
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: thats not fair, christopher walken himself is scary, he didnt do much acting htere to make the character scarier
[Monkeyboy] :P
[Monkeyboy] he's an awesome actor.
[Monkeyboy] and is damn scary.
[knarf] hes more scary when hes not acting
[Monkeyboy] hahahaha...fair enough.
[knarf] atleast when hes acting i know its fake
[ClydeFrog] hahahah
[Monkeyboy] still was a scary char.
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i think thats conversation was archive worthy
[Monkeyboy] scarier than all the ones you mentioned so far...
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: whatever, freddy kicks ass
[knarf] ClydeFrog:"already ahead of ya...
[Monkeyboy] don't you mean fressy?
[ClydeFrog] fressy kicks ass, but not more than freddy
[Monkeyboy] bbiab.
[Monkeyboy] wan't wait to see that on zenmonkey. ahahaha
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: wait
[ClydeFrog] WAIT
[Monkeyboy] what?
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: call Frys and see if they have Metroid Prime
[knarf] can't?
[Pablo] does fressy wear a feather boa?
[Monkeyboy] Pablo: of course.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yup, thats the scary part
[knarf] Pablo: only in Monkeyboy's dreams
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: ok...they have it.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: ok ok, I can't back that up.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but their number is 555-1212
[Monkeyboy] ask for bill.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: come on, they like you, call
[Monkeyboy] I'll be back. :P
[ClydeFrog] i hate you
[Monkeyboy] hahahahaha
[Pablo] [fressy] I'm gonna hurt you cuth I'm not a very nithe perthen.
[ClydeFrog] hahahqhaha
Update
[ClydeFrog] knarf: when are you going to update the chat archive
[eppy] you know...typical office harassment behavior... ace slaps or pinches
[knarf] i guess i could now...its a little difficult without frontpage....just because of the tables. they work weird.
[ClydeFrog] knarf: well, you now have homework to do over the break
[knarf] i dont want homework
[knarf] i have to play monkeyball2
[ClydeFrog] you should have thought of that before you slacked off on your assignments
[knarf] i know...but...but...
[ClydeFrog] TOO BAD
knarf lip start to quiver
eppy puts arm around knarf
[eppy] there...there...
[knarf] he can be so insensitive at times
eppy slaps knarf
[eppy] GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK YOUNG MAN!!!
[knarf] i hate you!
[knarf] I HATE BOTH YOU!!
knarf slams door shut
knarf works on update...
[eppy] \msg ClydeFrog i swear...kids nowadays have no sense of responsibility
[ClydeFrog] /msg eppy right, damn television is corrupting the minds of our future
[eppy] you know...typical office harassment behavior... ace slaps or pinches
[knarf] i guess i could now...its a little difficult without frontpage....just because of the tables. they work weird.
[ClydeFrog] knarf: well, you now have homework to do over the break
[knarf] i dont want homework
[knarf] i have to play monkeyball2
[ClydeFrog] you should have thought of that before you slacked off on your assignments
[knarf] i know...but...but...
[ClydeFrog] TOO BAD
knarf lip start to quiver
eppy puts arm around knarf
[eppy] there...there...
[knarf] he can be so insensitive at times
eppy slaps knarf
[eppy] GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK YOUNG MAN!!!
[knarf] i hate you!
[knarf] I HATE BOTH YOU!!
knarf slams door shut
knarf works on update...
[eppy] \msg ClydeFrog i swear...kids nowadays have no sense of responsibility
[ClydeFrog] /msg eppy right, damn television is corrupting the minds of our future
Secret Santa
[ClydeFrog] it no worky
[knarf] bounced back?
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[ClydeFrog] whoops
[ClydeFrog] i spelled it wrong
[ClydeFrog] damn, i have to run it again
[knarf] tsk tsk
[ClydeFrog] actually, im not gonna run it
[ClydeFrog] im just gonna resent hers
[knarf] prolly easier if you just resend it
[knarf] so you know who she got?
[ClydeFrog] no
[knarf] youre gonna peek
[LeMac] cool program Marc...
* eppy has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] hey whats for lunch
[ClydeFrog] ?
[eppy] dots?
[ClydeFrog] it takes too long
[eppy] hmmm...thundercloud
[knarf] we should go to dots next week fer sure
[ClydeFrog] everyone here got the Secret Santa email right?
[chelle] i did
[LeMac] yup
[chelle] and so did ray
[eppy] my pick sucks
[LeMac] eppy be nice to knarf
[eppy] can we do it again
[ClydeFrog] eppy: nope, sorry
[eppy] it really is christmas...LeMac is back
[chelle] why does it suck?
[knarf] eppy: you better get me something cool!
[eppy] he he he
[eppy] YOU GET NOTHING!
[knarf] now i know what it feels like to be eppy :(
[eppy] ill get you Harry Potter the movie
[ClydeFrog] /msg knarf thats okay, cause i put eppy as a giver, but hes not going to receive anything from anyone
* knarf 's eyes light up
[eppy] (sniff) thats okay...giving is the real joy of christmas
[LeMac] lol
[chelle] ClydeFrog: is the limit the same as last year then? $20
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[chelle] k
[chelle] i guess that means eppy doesn't like the person that he got
[knarf] the limit doesnt apply for eppy
[knarf] he only has a $50 minimum
[ClydeFrog] chelle: hes gonna look like an ass when we see who he gives a gift too
[chelle] ClydeFrog: eggs...but i guess eppy likes to look like an ass
[ClydeFrog] he smells like ass too
[chelle] well i didn't want to mention that
[chelle] but since you brought it up...i agree
[ClydeFrog] knarf: when is your last day before you go on vacation
[knarf] good question, lemme check
[eppy] im still here
[ClydeFrog] we know
[knarf] like a cancer
[knarf] last day is the 19th
[ClydeFrog] me too
[knarf] woo-hoo!! 2 more weeks
[eppy] so when is this thing gonna happen?
[ClydeFrog] still have to decide on that
[knarf] not for another year
[ClydeFrog] its after new years
[eppy] says who?
[ClydeFrog] says who what?
[eppy] who moved it til after new years
[ClydeFrog] i did
[eppy] well then why bother asking when we wanted it
[ClydeFrog] how bout you read your emails
[ClydeFrog] i suggested next weekend, but at least 3 people were not gonna participate if it was, and then turis thing came up, so the next time frame was after new years
[ClydeFrog] is that alright, your highness
[eppy] whatever...youre the one making decisions for us
[ClydeFrog] thats right
[ClydeFrog] cause your too much of a little girl to do it
[ClydeFrog] little girl
[eppy] whoa...youre tough huh
* ClydeFrog snaps pencil with two fingers
[eppy] so uh...whens it gonna be...
[ClydeFrog] knarf: so what are you doing
[knarf] service crap
[ClydeFrog] oh
[eppy] fine
[knarf] bounced back?
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[ClydeFrog] whoops
[ClydeFrog] i spelled it wrong
[ClydeFrog] damn, i have to run it again
[knarf] tsk tsk
[ClydeFrog] actually, im not gonna run it
[ClydeFrog] im just gonna resent hers
[knarf] prolly easier if you just resend it
[knarf] so you know who she got?
[ClydeFrog] no
[knarf] youre gonna peek
[LeMac] cool program Marc...
* eppy has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] hey whats for lunch
[ClydeFrog] ?
[eppy] dots?
[ClydeFrog] it takes too long
[eppy] hmmm...thundercloud
[knarf] we should go to dots next week fer sure
[ClydeFrog] everyone here got the Secret Santa email right?
[chelle] i did
[LeMac] yup
[chelle] and so did ray
[eppy] my pick sucks
[LeMac] eppy be nice to knarf
[eppy] can we do it again
[ClydeFrog] eppy: nope, sorry
[eppy] it really is christmas...LeMac is back
[chelle] why does it suck?
[knarf] eppy: you better get me something cool!
[eppy] he he he
[eppy] YOU GET NOTHING!
[knarf] now i know what it feels like to be eppy :(
[eppy] ill get you Harry Potter the movie
[ClydeFrog] /msg knarf thats okay, cause i put eppy as a giver, but hes not going to receive anything from anyone
* knarf 's eyes light up
[eppy] (sniff) thats okay...giving is the real joy of christmas
[LeMac] lol
[chelle] ClydeFrog: is the limit the same as last year then? $20
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[chelle] k
[chelle] i guess that means eppy doesn't like the person that he got
[knarf] the limit doesnt apply for eppy
[knarf] he only has a $50 minimum
[ClydeFrog] chelle: hes gonna look like an ass when we see who he gives a gift too
[chelle] ClydeFrog: eggs...but i guess eppy likes to look like an ass
[ClydeFrog] he smells like ass too
[chelle] well i didn't want to mention that
[chelle] but since you brought it up...i agree
[ClydeFrog] knarf: when is your last day before you go on vacation
[knarf] good question, lemme check
[eppy] im still here
[ClydeFrog] we know
[knarf] like a cancer
[knarf] last day is the 19th
[ClydeFrog] me too
[knarf] woo-hoo!! 2 more weeks
[eppy] so when is this thing gonna happen?
[ClydeFrog] still have to decide on that
[knarf] not for another year
[ClydeFrog] its after new years
[eppy] says who?
[ClydeFrog] says who what?
[eppy] who moved it til after new years
[ClydeFrog] i did
[eppy] well then why bother asking when we wanted it
[ClydeFrog] how bout you read your emails
[ClydeFrog] i suggested next weekend, but at least 3 people were not gonna participate if it was, and then turis thing came up, so the next time frame was after new years
[ClydeFrog] is that alright, your highness
[eppy] whatever...youre the one making decisions for us
[ClydeFrog] thats right
[ClydeFrog] cause your too much of a little girl to do it
[ClydeFrog] little girl
[eppy] whoa...youre tough huh
* ClydeFrog snaps pencil with two fingers
[eppy] so uh...whens it gonna be...
[ClydeFrog] knarf: so what are you doing
[knarf] service crap
[ClydeFrog] oh
[eppy] fine
Scrooge
[knarf] there are ghosts in here
[helga] really??
[knarf] yes
[knarf] i saw them with my own eyes
[ClydeFrog] why you say that
[knarf] i was walking down the hall (along the windows), getting near my aisle...
[knarf] the corners are windows...before i make the turn i see in the window straight ahead...
[knarf] like 5 people walking behind me
[knarf] i turn...
[knarf] NO ONE THERE!!!
[knarf] true story
[knarf] honest injun
[ClydeFrog] maybe they turned down another aisle
[knarf] nope...they were closer
[knarf] too close to turn down a hall where i couldnt see them
[LeMac] that's easy knarf
[LeMac] it was the ghost of x-mas past, present and future
[knarf] so they are looking for eppy?
[LeMac] could be
[LeMac] they need to show him the true meaning of x-mas
[knarf] its all making sense now.
[LeMac] before it's too late
[helga] hahaha
[pepito] baah
[LeMac] they need to show him as a baby sitting by himself at the kiddy table during x-mas dinner
[LeMac] with no one to play with
[LeMac] with long hair of course
[helga] and zoom to xmas present
* pepito raises his cane in disgust
[LeMac] , they never let him play in any reindeer games
[helga] ...he's still at the kiddy table, all by himself
[knarf] then to the future...
[knarf] [whoosh]
[knarf] ...he's still at the kiddy table, all by himself
[LeMac] with burned out digarrett butts
[knarf] and still complaining about going skiing
[LeMac] hahaha
[LeMac] with a lump of coal in the fire place
[pepito] about NOT going skiing
[LeMac] and the cat laughing at him
[knarf] and pooping on his plate
[LeMac] while Wendy is getting ready to go to a x-mas party
[knarf] and christian is playing with eppy's PS2...
[ClydeFrog] uh, isnt he suppose to be dead in the x-mas future scene
[knarf] still playing THPS3 cause he doent have any other games
[knarf] then he dies.
[LeMac] pobre Davy.....if he doesn't change his ways before x-mas day
[LeMac] this will be the future that plays out...
[pepito] i hope they have skiing in heaven
[knarf] they do...but not where youre going...
[ClydeFrog] where your going, there is only the promise of going skiing, but in the end, it never happens
[knarf] where youre going...its always 4am and youre waiting for your ride
[pepito] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yours is better
[LeMac] sssssss.....gacho!
[Pablo] pepito: wow, you better not die. that would suck.
pepito puts "Dont Die" on his To Do list
[knarf] if thats the same list where you have "return knarf's hammer"....youre screwed
[ClydeFrog] pepito: or "give marcos back his simpsons season II DVD"
[LeMac] or give le-mac the 20 bucks you owe him
[pepito] its in my office
[ClydeFrog] i dont have it in my hand, so i dont believe
[pepito] YOU GET NOTHING!!! I DONT KNOW YOU!!!
[Pablo] pepito: All of this could've been avoided if you put "Die" on your To Don't list.
[pepito] To Don't
[pepito] 1. Die
[pepito] 2. Touch Poo
[helga] really??
[knarf] yes
[knarf] i saw them with my own eyes
[ClydeFrog] why you say that
[knarf] i was walking down the hall (along the windows), getting near my aisle...
[knarf] the corners are windows...before i make the turn i see in the window straight ahead...
[knarf] like 5 people walking behind me
[knarf] i turn...
[knarf] NO ONE THERE!!!
[knarf] true story
[knarf] honest injun
[ClydeFrog] maybe they turned down another aisle
[knarf] nope...they were closer
[knarf] too close to turn down a hall where i couldnt see them
[LeMac] that's easy knarf
[LeMac] it was the ghost of x-mas past, present and future
[knarf] so they are looking for eppy?
[LeMac] could be
[LeMac] they need to show him the true meaning of x-mas
[knarf] its all making sense now.
[LeMac] before it's too late
[helga] hahaha
[pepito] baah
[LeMac] they need to show him as a baby sitting by himself at the kiddy table during x-mas dinner
[LeMac] with no one to play with
[LeMac] with long hair of course
[helga] and zoom to xmas present
* pepito raises his cane in disgust
[LeMac] , they never let him play in any reindeer games
[helga] ...he's still at the kiddy table, all by himself
[knarf] then to the future...
[knarf] [whoosh]
[knarf] ...he's still at the kiddy table, all by himself
[LeMac] with burned out digarrett butts
[knarf] and still complaining about going skiing
[LeMac] hahaha
[LeMac] with a lump of coal in the fire place
[pepito] about NOT going skiing
[LeMac] and the cat laughing at him
[knarf] and pooping on his plate
[LeMac] while Wendy is getting ready to go to a x-mas party
[knarf] and christian is playing with eppy's PS2...
[ClydeFrog] uh, isnt he suppose to be dead in the x-mas future scene
[knarf] still playing THPS3 cause he doent have any other games
[knarf] then he dies.
[LeMac] pobre Davy.....if he doesn't change his ways before x-mas day
[LeMac] this will be the future that plays out...
[pepito] i hope they have skiing in heaven
[knarf] they do...but not where youre going...
[ClydeFrog] where your going, there is only the promise of going skiing, but in the end, it never happens
[knarf] where youre going...its always 4am and youre waiting for your ride
[pepito] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yours is better
[LeMac] sssssss.....gacho!
[Pablo] pepito: wow, you better not die. that would suck.
pepito puts "Dont Die" on his To Do list
[knarf] if thats the same list where you have "return knarf's hammer"....youre screwed
[ClydeFrog] pepito: or "give marcos back his simpsons season II DVD"
[LeMac] or give le-mac the 20 bucks you owe him
[pepito] its in my office
[ClydeFrog] i dont have it in my hand, so i dont believe
[pepito] YOU GET NOTHING!!! I DONT KNOW YOU!!!
[Pablo] pepito: All of this could've been avoided if you put "Die" on your To Don't list.
[pepito] To Don't
[pepito] 1. Die
[pepito] 2. Touch Poo
Onimusha
[knarf] i thought this was about ftp
[eppy] me too
[noodleLegs] i don't know why no one mentioned rcp before when folks are asking how to ftp a bunch of files
[ClydeFrog] eppy: dont you also have to do a xhost +
[eppy] nope
[knarf] haha
[eppy] noodleLegs: i mentioned rcp to clyde and knarf before...i dont remember you having problems with it too
[ClydeFrog] eppy: i was trying to help you out so you can sneak into noodles comp, but you screwed it up
[eppy] ClydeFrog: actually...you might be right...do an xhost + on your machine
[knarf] yeah, i remember eppy and clyde asking...i use rcp mostly in the labs, but for ftp'ing like to my laptop, that doesnt help much
[eppy] ClydeFrog: yeah...i caught it too late...she has a dumb PC though...it only works on unix
[knarf] that was funny, eppy really blew his chance
[noodleLegs] knarf: ah, now i know why you could use rcp
[ClydeFrog] who wants to go play some Mortal Kombat (soundtrack music starts playing)
[noodleLegs] me me me
[ClydeFrog] yeah, girls cant play video games
noodleLegs raises her hand
[eppy] MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTAAAAAAALLLL KOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAATTTTT
[knarf] ill do it
[Cracker] dave, how far did you get in the samurai game?
[Cracker] would it be possible to recheck it out?
[noodleLegs] [in a deep voice] i'll play
[eppy] hmm...not much further...christian was cracking me up
[Cracker] why?
[Cracker] he was hooked..
[eppy] we were trying to get past some door...and we stabbing the door didnt work
[Cracker] now I've got a way to get him to come over everynight until he finishes
[Cracker] can I recheckit out tonight? or sumpin?
[eppy] ...but christian was convinced that we needed to break down the door...so he went bananas trying to break down the door
[eppy] it was funny
[Cracker] yeah, he's got anger management problems hehe
[eppy] and i was like..."dude, thats not working"...but he thought that pressing the button as fast and as much as possible would change things
[noodleLegs] haha
[Cracker] funny
[Cracker] my entire team is gone the whole week
[eppy] i got tired and crashed out...i told him he could play on...that i didnt care...i dont think he felt comfortable pulling an all nighter playing games
[Cracker] he's not hardcore yet
[Cracker] but he said he only played until 1am, was that true?
Cracker checks her man
[eppy] uh...yeah...i really need to return that game...but yeah...im sure you can rent it...and im pretty sure the save will work
[knarf] why wouldnt it work?
[Cracker] sweet!
[eppy] oh...well thats about when i crashed out
[Cracker] in case there's a unique code , i dunno
[eppy] knarf: i dunno...maybe it would need the same disk.
[Cracker] let's ask the expert
[knarf] nah...just the same game
[Cracker] sweet!
[Cracker] have you played that Frank?
[eppy] cool...i just never tried before
[Cracker] what's the name of the game?
[ClydeFrog] eppy: do you know what a PS2 is?
[knarf] i played the first. but for any game, a game save is just a save...nuthin to do with the same exact disc.
[knarf] just gotta be the same save....cant play a THPS3 game save with onimusha.
[ClydeFrog] hahahah
[eppy] Cracker: i told knarf and clyde the frenzy christian story
[Cracker] i saw
[Cracker] and?
[knarf] HA
[Cracker] oh
[eppy] so he knows what game youre talking about
[eppy] its "onimusha"
[Cracker] how much is it selling for?
[knarf] $221983.12
[eppy] 1 million dollars
Cracker turns head in disgust
[eppy] i dunno...about the same as the others.. about 50
[Cracker] ouch
[ClydeFrog] but you have to buy the same disc as the one you were playing with
[eppy] hahahhahaa
[ClydeFrog] infact the save game wont work unless its the same person playing
[Cracker] don't make me laugh
[Cracker] my officemate thinks i'm retarded
[ClydeFrog] i think it recognizes the hands that were used on the controller
[Cracker] [please dont comment on that last comment]
[knarf] ClydeFrog: nice
[Cracker] oh! now I get it! by the fingerprints!
[ClydeFrog] and you can only play in your house now too
[Cracker] okay, I'll tell Christian, he'll even believe me, har har
[knarf] and dave has to be watching
[ClydeFrog] hahaha
[ClydeFrog] and wearing the same clothes
[eppy] can we go back to making fun of cracker
[knarf] i hope you guys remember where you were sitting
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[Cracker] we weren't making fun of cracker
[eppy] okay...anyone but me
[knarf] i cant stop laughing
[ClydeFrog] thats funny
Cracker waves hand to produce a jedi cloud over the chat room "we were not making fun of cracker"
[knarf] oh man...whew...that was good...
[ClydeFrog] [eppy]"no christian, you werent sitting there, its not gonna work now"
[knarf] HAHAHAHAHA
[knarf] [christian] it will...just gotta keep hitting X
[ClydeFrog] ah man, i cant stop giggling
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[Cracker] alright, I might have to get into ass kicking mode for my man - see what you started dave?
[knarf] whew...i just now finished laughing
[ClydeFrog] eh, where did eppy go
[eppy] im here
[ClydeFrog] that was good
[ClydeFrog] you need to say more things like that
[ClydeFrog] knarf: did you archive it
[knarf] cutting and pasting right now...
[ClydeFrog] sweet
[eppy] me too
[noodleLegs] i don't know why no one mentioned rcp before when folks are asking how to ftp a bunch of files
[ClydeFrog] eppy: dont you also have to do a xhost +
[eppy] nope
[knarf] haha
[eppy] noodleLegs: i mentioned rcp to clyde and knarf before...i dont remember you having problems with it too
[ClydeFrog] eppy: i was trying to help you out so you can sneak into noodles comp, but you screwed it up
[eppy] ClydeFrog: actually...you might be right...do an xhost + on your machine
[knarf] yeah, i remember eppy and clyde asking...i use rcp mostly in the labs, but for ftp'ing like to my laptop, that doesnt help much
[eppy] ClydeFrog: yeah...i caught it too late...she has a dumb PC though...it only works on unix
[knarf] that was funny, eppy really blew his chance
[noodleLegs] knarf: ah, now i know why you could use rcp
[ClydeFrog] who wants to go play some Mortal Kombat (soundtrack music starts playing)
[noodleLegs] me me me
[ClydeFrog] yeah, girls cant play video games
noodleLegs raises her hand
[eppy] MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTAAAAAAALLLL KOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAATTTTT
[knarf] ill do it
[Cracker] dave, how far did you get in the samurai game?
[Cracker] would it be possible to recheck it out?
[noodleLegs] [in a deep voice] i'll play
[eppy] hmm...not much further...christian was cracking me up
[Cracker] why?
[Cracker] he was hooked..
[eppy] we were trying to get past some door...and we stabbing the door didnt work
[Cracker] now I've got a way to get him to come over everynight until he finishes
[Cracker] can I recheckit out tonight? or sumpin?
[eppy] ...but christian was convinced that we needed to break down the door...so he went bananas trying to break down the door
[eppy] it was funny
[Cracker] yeah, he's got anger management problems hehe
[eppy] and i was like..."dude, thats not working"...but he thought that pressing the button as fast and as much as possible would change things
[noodleLegs] haha
[Cracker] funny
[Cracker] my entire team is gone the whole week
[eppy] i got tired and crashed out...i told him he could play on...that i didnt care...i dont think he felt comfortable pulling an all nighter playing games
[Cracker] he's not hardcore yet
[Cracker] but he said he only played until 1am, was that true?
Cracker checks her man
[eppy] uh...yeah...i really need to return that game...but yeah...im sure you can rent it...and im pretty sure the save will work
[knarf] why wouldnt it work?
[Cracker] sweet!
[eppy] oh...well thats about when i crashed out
[Cracker] in case there's a unique code , i dunno
[eppy] knarf: i dunno...maybe it would need the same disk.
[Cracker] let's ask the expert
[knarf] nah...just the same game
[Cracker] sweet!
[Cracker] have you played that Frank?
[eppy] cool...i just never tried before
[Cracker] what's the name of the game?
[ClydeFrog] eppy: do you know what a PS2 is?
[knarf] i played the first. but for any game, a game save is just a save...nuthin to do with the same exact disc.
[knarf] just gotta be the same save....cant play a THPS3 game save with onimusha.
[ClydeFrog] hahahah
[eppy] Cracker: i told knarf and clyde the frenzy christian story
[Cracker] i saw
[Cracker] and?
[knarf] HA
[Cracker] oh
[eppy] so he knows what game youre talking about
[eppy] its "onimusha"
[Cracker] how much is it selling for?
[knarf] $221983.12
[eppy] 1 million dollars
Cracker turns head in disgust
[eppy] i dunno...about the same as the others.. about 50
[Cracker] ouch
[ClydeFrog] but you have to buy the same disc as the one you were playing with
[eppy] hahahhahaa
[ClydeFrog] infact the save game wont work unless its the same person playing
[Cracker] don't make me laugh
[Cracker] my officemate thinks i'm retarded
[ClydeFrog] i think it recognizes the hands that were used on the controller
[Cracker] [please dont comment on that last comment]
[knarf] ClydeFrog: nice
[Cracker] oh! now I get it! by the fingerprints!
[ClydeFrog] and you can only play in your house now too
[Cracker] okay, I'll tell Christian, he'll even believe me, har har
[knarf] and dave has to be watching
[ClydeFrog] hahaha
[ClydeFrog] and wearing the same clothes
[eppy] can we go back to making fun of cracker
[knarf] i hope you guys remember where you were sitting
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[Cracker] we weren't making fun of cracker
[eppy] okay...anyone but me
[knarf] i cant stop laughing
[ClydeFrog] thats funny
Cracker waves hand to produce a jedi cloud over the chat room "we were not making fun of cracker"
[knarf] oh man...whew...that was good...
[ClydeFrog] [eppy]"no christian, you werent sitting there, its not gonna work now"
[knarf] HAHAHAHAHA
[knarf] [christian] it will...just gotta keep hitting X
[ClydeFrog] ah man, i cant stop giggling
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[Cracker] alright, I might have to get into ass kicking mode for my man - see what you started dave?
[knarf] whew...i just now finished laughing
[ClydeFrog] eh, where did eppy go
[eppy] im here
[ClydeFrog] that was good
[ClydeFrog] you need to say more things like that
[ClydeFrog] knarf: did you archive it
[knarf] cutting and pasting right now...
[ClydeFrog] sweet
Enlarge IT
[Pablo] man, i wish i got more emails on how to safely enlarge my penis
[Pablo] i'm only getting like 3 a day now :(
* eppy gives a forced smug look
[eppy] i only get emails on how to safely "shrink" my penis
[helga] why would you want to do THAT?
* eppy nudges helga
[eppy] ...because its TOO big
[Pablo] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Pablo] WOOOOO!
[Pablo] HAHAHAHAHAH
[Pablo] *gasp*
[Pablo] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Pablo] HA HA
[Pablo] woo
[Pablo] hee hee
* Pablo wipes tear from eye
[Pablo] *sigh*
[Pablo] eppy: good one
[eppy] something funny?
[Pablo] nuffin
[Pablo] i'm just being an ass dont mind me ;)
[helga] uh, yeah. i ignored you a long time ago
[eppy] gosh...why so angry?
[helga] me?
[eppy] yeah
* helga shrugs shouldars
[helga] i dont know
* helga stamps foot down
[helga] actually i DO know
[helga] pablo: don't make fun of my boyfriend
[Pablo] i'm only getting like 3 a day now :(
* eppy gives a forced smug look
[eppy] i only get emails on how to safely "shrink" my penis
[helga] why would you want to do THAT?
* eppy nudges helga
[eppy] ...because its TOO big
[Pablo] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Pablo] WOOOOO!
[Pablo] HAHAHAHAHAH
[Pablo] *gasp*
[Pablo] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Pablo] HA HA
[Pablo] woo
[Pablo] hee hee
* Pablo wipes tear from eye
[Pablo] *sigh*
[Pablo] eppy: good one
[eppy] something funny?
[Pablo] nuffin
[Pablo] i'm just being an ass dont mind me ;)
[helga] uh, yeah. i ignored you a long time ago
[eppy] gosh...why so angry?
[helga] me?
[eppy] yeah
* helga shrugs shouldars
[helga] i dont know
* helga stamps foot down
[helga] actually i DO know
[helga] pablo: don't make fun of my boyfriend
Eppy & Cracker Move - Part 1
[helga] hi chelle: we almost got screwed out of our fortune cookies today at lunch!
[chelle] helga: that sucks!! fortune cookies are a must!!
[helga] chelle: the mongolian grille isn't as good as mongolian bbq
[KornFlake] okso dave - do we put 405B or 405 1/2
[chelle] helga: mmmm mongolian bbq is yummy
[knarf] helga: is that the one on 183?
[ClydeFrog] helga: i could have told you that, i guess we never told you about our experience there
[helga] chelle: eggs. it was like a seinfeld episode, almost.... what is the world coming to, when you go to a "chinese" restaurant and you don't get a fortune cookie
[helga] clyde: yeah, i know you said not to go there. but i didn't pick out the place today
[knarf] mongolians are famous for their chinese cookies
[ClydeFrog] helga: we went on a sat once and we they didnt have noodles, then they didnt bring out rice for use, we had to ask for it, then they stared at us the whole time we were there
[ClydeFrog] knarf: nice
[helga] clyde: and i was a little curious about it, so i was glad we went as a dept...
[chelle] helga: ah yes
[helga] but now i know it sucks
[ClydeFrog] and knowings half the battle
[eppy] KornFlake: hmmm...i dont know?...let me call the electricity folks and we'll put whatever they got
[helga] did you guys go to chilis today?
[eppy] no
[KornFlake] Dave - i put B
[helga] where'd you take frank for his b-day lunch?
[KornFlake] Dave - www.moversguide.com - make sure to enter the address as 405 B East 32nd St otherwise it won't work
[knarf] helga: were doing that friday
[knarf] we went to hawiian today
[KornFlake] you can do address forward online for a $1.00
[helga] is that the post office one?
[KornFlake] yup
[KornFlake] or you can print it and mail it for 37cents
[KornFlake] whoopee
[eppy] cool...i think they are just gonna transfer the account to me and not interrupt service
[helga] for what? electric?
[helga] that reminds me, i have to transfer the gas
[eppy] so they'll start charging on the 15th
[eppy] yeah...electric and water, and waste
Signoff: rolypoly ()
[KornFlake] okay dave - so what do I need to do now?
[eppy] you need to call for gas
[knarf] ill be right over
[knarf] `:[m ...fffffwwwaaahhhh...
[eppy] cool...i got it all settled
[eppy] electric folks have our address as 405 B E. 32nd St.
[KornFlake] cool
[HeAdRuSh] ahhh :)
[HeAdRuSh] no OM for the rest of the week
[HeAdRuSh] party in my office!
[KornFlake] ooohhh... just ordered new checks and changed my addy with the banky bank
[HeAdRuSh] my checks still have an address on them that i never lived at :)
[KornFlake] tsk tsk
[KornFlake] never end a sentence with a preposition
[knarf] my checks still have the addy from the house we were renting when we first got here
[KornFlake] i needed to reorder anyway...
[HeAdRuSh] KornFlake: i got permission from the grammar police to do that
[helga] headrush: emma?
* HeAdRuSh shows Wendy his artistic licence.
[ClydeFrog] HeAdRuSh: i actually have cash
[ClydeFrog] but do you have change
[ClydeFrog] for $10
[KornFlake] ahhh... i see
[HeAdRuSh] ClydeFrog: nope, i only have a $10 myself.
[ClydeFrog] damn
[HeAdRuSh] ClydeFrog: if you buy a comic too that comes to $10 ;)
[ClydeFrog] i was just thinking that
[ClydeFrog] do you have a comic with you
[HeAdRuSh] as a matter of fact i do
[ClydeFrog] do you have one of those cool markers that you can use to sign it
[ClydeFrog] if not then go steal one from a supply cabinet
[HeAdRuSh] i have sharpies in blue, red, green, orange, and purple
[ClydeFrog] hmmmm, which color will best show up and yet compliment the color of the cover?
[HeAdRuSh] i think red would do well
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill be right up
[HeAdRuSh] coolie
[eppy] our new number will be: 512-457-8862
[KornFlake] oh sweet
[KornFlake] i can't find rio grande cable in the phone book or online
[KornFlake] i dont think rio grande counseling is the place either
[KornFlake] or rio grande HMO
[eppy] hmmm...ill find it in a bit..i had found it online before
[eppy] i do believe on of the area codes that was available 78705
[eppy] on=one
[helga] are you guys being charged to change your phone number and place where the phone is?
[eppy] yeah
[helga] almost 40 bucks?
[helga] thru southwestern bell?
[eppy] 38.35...but they have an option to charge that over the next 6 payments
[eppy] yeah SBC
[KornFlake] it don't matter to me
[eppy] i did the charge over 6 months thingy
[KornFlake] aight
[eppy] oh and electric, water, and waste fees are 35 bucks
[helga] are there any other phone companies that do local service? we had mci before, but they charge $60 to change the service
[helga] eppy: is that with the city of austin?
[eppy] helga: yup
[helga] eppy: does the gas company charge you?
[eppy] wendy is in charge of gas
[eppy] or rather..."wendy's got gas"
[helga] ah, yes...that i'm familiar with
[KornFlake] ha ha
* KornFlake is now known as KornFart
[KornFart] ha ha
[KornFart] shoot, i need to change it back
[helga] ha ha
* KornFart is now known as KornFlake
[KornFlake] whew
[eppy] okay...dsl might be a pain
[KornFlake] why's that?
[eppy] they said the service doesnt change for additional computers but that it requires additional hw
[KornFlake] right - and I'll get the hardware
[eppy] the additional hw is a router
[KornFlake] how much is a router?
[eppy] they charge 180 + the adapter for the equipment...but suggested that any computer store should have the same equipment at a lower price
[KornFlake] i see - so I can deal with it after we get yours setup?
[eppy] btw...dsl wouldnt be active til 7 days after our phone is up
[eppy] KornFlake: yeah...thats what it sounds like...i dont mind you using my machine
[helga] kornflake: are you going to get on the WC3 server bandwagon, too?
[eppy] oh...but no touche the wc3
[KornFlake] no warcraft
[KornFlake] thanks for the offer dave
[eppy] i wanna go home
[eppy] the phone company had our address as 405 1/2...i just know this is gonna cause some confusion
[KornFlake] who's the current tenant dave?
[eppy] shennel lord
[eppy] or something like that
[KornFlake] okay - the gas company is asking
[eppy] is it TXU Gas?
[KornFlake] SUGAS
[KornFlake] southern union
[eppy] hahahha...no way
[KornFlake] why?
[eppy] just funny
[eppy] suga's
[KornFlake] ahyea
[eppy] whats the rave music im listening to called?
[KornFlake] psytrance
[KornFlake] i thought it was spelled sci-trance personally - that's more fitting
[eppy] there's like a ton of categories for this music
[eppy] ...i just call it all electronic...but dont know if thats right
[eppy] which categories you know of:
[eppy] psytrance
[eppy] house
[eppy] drum and bass
[KornFlake] jungle
[KornFlake] gas has it as 405 1/2
[eppy] cool
[KornFlake] intelligent techno
[KornFlake] melodic trance
[KornFlake] goa
[eppy] goa?
[KornFlake] progressive house/trance
[helga] intelligent techno?
[helga] what makes it intelligent?
[eppy] you dont know...then youre not intelligent
[KornFlake] it's like electronica
[helga] yeah i guess i'm a dumbass cuz i don't listen to that crap. it makes me not intelligent, huh?
[KornFlake] goa is VERY close to psytrance
[eppy] ambient
[ClydeFrog] knarf: YOU HERE
[ClydeFrog] KNARF
[KornFlake] -i think this guy at the gas company is a pothead
[KornFlake] he keeps asking me the same quesitons
[eppy] goa...is that pronounced go-ah...or is it G O A?
[KornFlake] go-ah
[eppy] never heard of that one
[KornFlake] check out www.mp3.com
[eppy] do i haveta
[ClydeFrog] damnit, wheres knarf
[eppy] ill check it out when i get home
[eppy] knarf getting gas for kornflake
[KornFlake] okay - i got gas
[ClydeFrog] i wanted to ask him to see if he wanted to play some pong
[eppy] whats the install fee?
[KornFlake] it's getting transfered to my name tomorrow. No deposit. Install fee is put on the first bill - 10.53
[KornFlake] sweet deal
[eppy] sweet
[KornFlake] but I still can't find the stoopid rio grande cable crap
[KornFlake] i want that shet hooked the FIRST DAY
[eppy] oh...i forgot to look
[eppy] theres a truck at my complex...im sure its got a number
[eppy] but lemme look online first
[chelle] it's not just called "grande"
[KornFlake] i dunno
[chelle] i know my sister in law uses "grande" cable
[chelle] but that's in SA
* KornFlake rubs chin
[KornFlake] are you trying to confuse me michelle?
[eppy] its just grande...not rio grande
[chelle] no
[chelle] trying to be helpful is all
[eppy] www.grandecom.com
[KornFlake] why thank you guys
[KornFlake] time to go shopping! woohoo
[eppy] i dont think its available
[KornFlake] i'll be the one to determine that, thank you very much
[eppy] our other choices are Direct TV and Dish Networks
[knarf] i thought someone was calling me....
[knarf] is it pong time?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: check out this link
[ClydeFrog] http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2002-07-26
* knarf waits for sloooooow page load
* knarf still waits
[knarf] working
[knarf] together with your captor to ensure that his stay in your base is a pleasant one
[knarf] hahaha
[knarf] ClydeFrog: if you play pong and i dont answer, /msg me and ill get on
[ClydeFrog] i have a meeting at 3
[knarf] hour long?
[ClydeFrog] nah, prob like 15 minutes
[knarf] cool....ill be here til atleast 5 today
[knarf] can you play after?
[ClydeFrog] dont know
[knarf] eppy: can you play today?
[eppy] no
[knarf] because you have not worked at all today?
[eppy] eggs
[eppy] im reading PA right now
[knarf] hahaha
[knarf] close it and lets play
[knarf] either that or i have to work...
[knarf] dont make me work, you wouldnt like me when im working
[ClydeFrog] its funny, this TET crap is suppose to help make testing easier and more automated, but its like the opposite cause of all the time it takes to set it up right
[knarf] i remember working with trey on that when i interned
[KornFlake] trey parker?
[eppy] mmmmm...TET
[knarf] yeah, he was a manager on the 8th for IA
[KornFlake] matt stone and trey parker?
[knarf] matt was in bos at the time
[knarf] but they were having some success with some cartoon or something so they quit
[KornFlake] ahhh... cool
[KornFlake] are they gay?
[knarf] yes
[KornFlake] that explains it then
[KornFlake] dave - road runner has digital cable and road runner for 29.95 a month and free installation
[eppy] can i go home now?
[knarf] isnt that for like 3 months?
[KornFlake] bu twe dont need road runner, right?
[eppy] hmmm...how long is the contract for?
[KornFlake] it's for 6months
[knarf] no contract
[eppy] no need for road runner
[KornFlake] okay, let me see if I can get a good deal just for cable
[knarf] after the 6 months its like $50+
[knarf] about $47 with regular cable
[eppy] ew
[KornFlake] frank - jhow old ar eyou today?
[knarf] 28
[knarf] ClydeFrog: i gotta give ya lori's os book
[KornFlake] is digital cable okay? - 47.02/month?
[helga] you pay 47.02 (after taxes) for digital cable?
[helga] we pay 42.00 for regular cable...
[knarf] thats not including RR
[knarf] digital cable is no big thing
[knarf] it looked crappier to me
[eppy] digital cable for 47.02 a month is fine with me...does that include M2?
[KornFlake] i have to check - but I think installation is 40 also i need to check
[eppy] 47.02 and thats it?...no funny crap where the price jumps to ungawdly amounts
[KornFlake] installation is 40
[KornFlake] http://www.timewarneraustin.com/services/pricing_and_packages/
altprices.asp
[knarf] if you get RR, isnt it free install?
[KornFlake] yeah M2
[eppy] i get an error
[KornFlake] go down one level
[KornFlake] dave - wanna get playboy? 14.95 extra
[eppy] woo-hoo
[KornFlake] just kidding
[eppy] i perfer scrambled playboy anyways
[knarf] eppy is the kid from american pie
[eppy] what the movie pak?
[KornFlake] i'm working on a script right now, i dunno nothing
[eppy] fook dis fooker takes forever
[eppy] oh yeah...work
[knarf] ClydeFrog: we got class next week!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yeah
[ClydeFrog] knarf: can you go play pong
[ClydeFrog] eppy: how bout you
[knarf] yep...i need to or it will seem like forever 'fore 5:30 rolls around
[eppy] no thx
[ClydeFrog] eppy: youve been poking your ass all day anyways, what another 20 minutes
[knarf] thx ClydeFrog....didnt need that visual
[ClydeFrog] knarf: let me just start some tests, and ill be ready
[knarf] sure
[eppy] ClydeFrog: you can see me
[eppy] ?
[ClydeFrog] eppy: every step you take, every move you make, ill be watching you
[KornFlake] dave - we can get that special just FOR DIGITAL CABLE
[KornFlake] i'm ordering it now - is that cool?
[knarf] dont do it!!
[KornFlake] tick tick tick
[eppy] hey wait
[KornFlake] what's up?
[eppy] i think they charge you for every tv
[eppy] oh wait...im the only with a tv
[eppy] hahahahaha
[eppy] we only have one tv
[KornFlake] they chrage 7.22 /month extra for another TV box
[helga] cracker doesn't have a tv?
[KornFlake] I plan on getting one in the future
[knarf] . ./.profile
[eppy] \msg helga i dont consider her an american
[helga] \msg eppy UH, yeah, she's a FREAK
[KornFlake] so, we'll be getting 1 digibox and 2 cable connections
[eppy] are you gonna get the movie pak...whatever that is
[eppy] why 2 cable connections?
[KornFlake] i'm gonna call you right now
[ClydeFrog] eppy: could you do me a favor and record all this down, its going to hillarious to read it later
[KornFlake] i dont find it funny
[helga] clyde: i can save this archive
[helga] actually i wish i had saved monday's.
[ClydeFrog] helga: yeah, that was another good one
[knarf] is this worthy of the archive?
[ClydeFrog] i think it will be when stuff happens later
[ClydeFrog] knarf: almost ready
[knarf] lets see...where does it all start?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: when they start talking about what cable package to get
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i think the first line is the one taht talks about digital cable and road runner
[knarf] hmmm...looks like it started when eppy wrote and didnt msg
[eppy] were getting the premium movie package
[Monkeyboy] eppy: get all the cricket games too! Those rock!
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[ClydeFrog] knarf: im ready whenever
[eppy] (viet voice) anytime
[ClydeFrog] you playing pong eppy?
[KornFlake] i'm just hyped we get the cooking channel
[eppy] uh...sir...no...i gotta check if stuff works or not...prolly not
[eppy] ill get hyped if you cook
[eppy] ...or wait...no i wont
[helga] hehehe... eppy's gonna be a vegetarian by october
[eppy] you like wierd chet...like tofu namwiches with ketchup
[chelle] helga: that sucks!! fortune cookies are a must!!
[helga] chelle: the mongolian grille isn't as good as mongolian bbq
[KornFlake] okso dave - do we put 405B or 405 1/2
[chelle] helga: mmmm mongolian bbq is yummy
[knarf] helga: is that the one on 183?
[ClydeFrog] helga: i could have told you that, i guess we never told you about our experience there
[helga] chelle: eggs. it was like a seinfeld episode, almost.... what is the world coming to, when you go to a "chinese" restaurant and you don't get a fortune cookie
[helga] clyde: yeah, i know you said not to go there. but i didn't pick out the place today
[knarf] mongolians are famous for their chinese cookies
[ClydeFrog] helga: we went on a sat once and we they didnt have noodles, then they didnt bring out rice for use, we had to ask for it, then they stared at us the whole time we were there
[ClydeFrog] knarf: nice
[helga] clyde: and i was a little curious about it, so i was glad we went as a dept...
[chelle] helga: ah yes
[helga] but now i know it sucks
[ClydeFrog] and knowings half the battle
[eppy] KornFlake: hmmm...i dont know?...let me call the electricity folks and we'll put whatever they got
[helga] did you guys go to chilis today?
[eppy] no
[KornFlake] Dave - i put B
[helga] where'd you take frank for his b-day lunch?
[KornFlake] Dave - www.moversguide.com - make sure to enter the address as 405 B East 32nd St otherwise it won't work
[knarf] helga: were doing that friday
[knarf] we went to hawiian today
[KornFlake] you can do address forward online for a $1.00
[helga] is that the post office one?
[KornFlake] yup
[KornFlake] or you can print it and mail it for 37cents
[KornFlake] whoopee
[eppy] cool...i think they are just gonna transfer the account to me and not interrupt service
[helga] for what? electric?
[helga] that reminds me, i have to transfer the gas
[eppy] so they'll start charging on the 15th
[eppy] yeah...electric and water, and waste
Signoff: rolypoly ()
[KornFlake] okay dave - so what do I need to do now?
[eppy] you need to call for gas
[knarf] ill be right over
[knarf] `:[m ...fffffwwwaaahhhh...
[eppy] cool...i got it all settled
[eppy] electric folks have our address as 405 B E. 32nd St.
[KornFlake] cool
[HeAdRuSh] ahhh :)
[HeAdRuSh] no OM for the rest of the week
[HeAdRuSh] party in my office!
[KornFlake] ooohhh... just ordered new checks and changed my addy with the banky bank
[HeAdRuSh] my checks still have an address on them that i never lived at :)
[KornFlake] tsk tsk
[KornFlake] never end a sentence with a preposition
[knarf] my checks still have the addy from the house we were renting when we first got here
[KornFlake] i needed to reorder anyway...
[HeAdRuSh] KornFlake: i got permission from the grammar police to do that
[helga] headrush: emma?
* HeAdRuSh shows Wendy his artistic licence.
[ClydeFrog] HeAdRuSh: i actually have cash
[ClydeFrog] but do you have change
[ClydeFrog] for $10
[KornFlake] ahhh... i see
[HeAdRuSh] ClydeFrog: nope, i only have a $10 myself.
[ClydeFrog] damn
[HeAdRuSh] ClydeFrog: if you buy a comic too that comes to $10 ;)
[ClydeFrog] i was just thinking that
[ClydeFrog] do you have a comic with you
[HeAdRuSh] as a matter of fact i do
[ClydeFrog] do you have one of those cool markers that you can use to sign it
[ClydeFrog] if not then go steal one from a supply cabinet
[HeAdRuSh] i have sharpies in blue, red, green, orange, and purple
[ClydeFrog] hmmmm, which color will best show up and yet compliment the color of the cover?
[HeAdRuSh] i think red would do well
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill be right up
[HeAdRuSh] coolie
[eppy] our new number will be: 512-457-8862
[KornFlake] oh sweet
[KornFlake] i can't find rio grande cable in the phone book or online
[KornFlake] i dont think rio grande counseling is the place either
[KornFlake] or rio grande HMO
[eppy] hmmm...ill find it in a bit..i had found it online before
[eppy] i do believe on of the area codes that was available 78705
[eppy] on=one
[helga] are you guys being charged to change your phone number and place where the phone is?
[eppy] yeah
[helga] almost 40 bucks?
[helga] thru southwestern bell?
[eppy] 38.35...but they have an option to charge that over the next 6 payments
[eppy] yeah SBC
[KornFlake] it don't matter to me
[eppy] i did the charge over 6 months thingy
[KornFlake] aight
[eppy] oh and electric, water, and waste fees are 35 bucks
[helga] are there any other phone companies that do local service? we had mci before, but they charge $60 to change the service
[helga] eppy: is that with the city of austin?
[eppy] helga: yup
[helga] eppy: does the gas company charge you?
[eppy] wendy is in charge of gas
[eppy] or rather..."wendy's got gas"
[helga] ah, yes...that i'm familiar with
[KornFlake] ha ha
* KornFlake is now known as KornFart
[KornFart] ha ha
[KornFart] shoot, i need to change it back
[helga] ha ha
* KornFart is now known as KornFlake
[KornFlake] whew
[eppy] okay...dsl might be a pain
[KornFlake] why's that?
[eppy] they said the service doesnt change for additional computers but that it requires additional hw
[KornFlake] right - and I'll get the hardware
[eppy] the additional hw is a router
[KornFlake] how much is a router?
[eppy] they charge 180 + the adapter for the equipment...but suggested that any computer store should have the same equipment at a lower price
[KornFlake] i see - so I can deal with it after we get yours setup?
[eppy] btw...dsl wouldnt be active til 7 days after our phone is up
[eppy] KornFlake: yeah...thats what it sounds like...i dont mind you using my machine
[helga] kornflake: are you going to get on the WC3 server bandwagon, too?
[eppy] oh...but no touche the wc3
[KornFlake] no warcraft
[KornFlake] thanks for the offer dave
[eppy] i wanna go home
[eppy] the phone company had our address as 405 1/2...i just know this is gonna cause some confusion
[KornFlake] who's the current tenant dave?
[eppy] shennel lord
[eppy] or something like that
[KornFlake] okay - the gas company is asking
[eppy] is it TXU Gas?
[KornFlake] SUGAS
[KornFlake] southern union
[eppy] hahahha...no way
[KornFlake] why?
[eppy] just funny
[eppy] suga's
[KornFlake] ahyea
[eppy] whats the rave music im listening to called?
[KornFlake] psytrance
[KornFlake] i thought it was spelled sci-trance personally - that's more fitting
[eppy] there's like a ton of categories for this music
[eppy] ...i just call it all electronic...but dont know if thats right
[eppy] which categories you know of:
[eppy] psytrance
[eppy] house
[eppy] drum and bass
[KornFlake] jungle
[KornFlake] gas has it as 405 1/2
[eppy] cool
[KornFlake] intelligent techno
[KornFlake] melodic trance
[KornFlake] goa
[eppy] goa?
[KornFlake] progressive house/trance
[helga] intelligent techno?
[helga] what makes it intelligent?
[eppy] you dont know...then youre not intelligent
[KornFlake] it's like electronica
[helga] yeah i guess i'm a dumbass cuz i don't listen to that crap. it makes me not intelligent, huh?
[KornFlake] goa is VERY close to psytrance
[eppy] ambient
[ClydeFrog] knarf: YOU HERE
[ClydeFrog] KNARF
[KornFlake] -i think this guy at the gas company is a pothead
[KornFlake] he keeps asking me the same quesitons
[eppy] goa...is that pronounced go-ah...or is it G O A?
[KornFlake] go-ah
[eppy] never heard of that one
[KornFlake] check out www.mp3.com
[eppy] do i haveta
[ClydeFrog] damnit, wheres knarf
[eppy] ill check it out when i get home
[eppy] knarf getting gas for kornflake
[KornFlake] okay - i got gas
[ClydeFrog] i wanted to ask him to see if he wanted to play some pong
[eppy] whats the install fee?
[KornFlake] it's getting transfered to my name tomorrow. No deposit. Install fee is put on the first bill - 10.53
[KornFlake] sweet deal
[eppy] sweet
[KornFlake] but I still can't find the stoopid rio grande cable crap
[KornFlake] i want that shet hooked the FIRST DAY
[eppy] oh...i forgot to look
[eppy] theres a truck at my complex...im sure its got a number
[eppy] but lemme look online first
[chelle] it's not just called "grande"
[KornFlake] i dunno
[chelle] i know my sister in law uses "grande" cable
[chelle] but that's in SA
* KornFlake rubs chin
[KornFlake] are you trying to confuse me michelle?
[eppy] its just grande...not rio grande
[chelle] no
[chelle] trying to be helpful is all
[eppy] www.grandecom.com
[KornFlake] why thank you guys
[KornFlake] time to go shopping! woohoo
[eppy] i dont think its available
[KornFlake] i'll be the one to determine that, thank you very much
[eppy] our other choices are Direct TV and Dish Networks
[knarf] i thought someone was calling me....
[knarf] is it pong time?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: check out this link
[ClydeFrog] http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2002-07-26
* knarf waits for sloooooow page load
* knarf still waits
[knarf] working
[knarf] together with your captor to ensure that his stay in your base is a pleasant one
[knarf] hahaha
[knarf] ClydeFrog: if you play pong and i dont answer, /msg me and ill get on
[ClydeFrog] i have a meeting at 3
[knarf] hour long?
[ClydeFrog] nah, prob like 15 minutes
[knarf] cool....ill be here til atleast 5 today
[knarf] can you play after?
[ClydeFrog] dont know
[knarf] eppy: can you play today?
[eppy] no
[knarf] because you have not worked at all today?
[eppy] eggs
[eppy] im reading PA right now
[knarf] hahaha
[knarf] close it and lets play
[knarf] either that or i have to work...
[knarf] dont make me work, you wouldnt like me when im working
[ClydeFrog] its funny, this TET crap is suppose to help make testing easier and more automated, but its like the opposite cause of all the time it takes to set it up right
[knarf] i remember working with trey on that when i interned
[KornFlake] trey parker?
[eppy] mmmmm...TET
[knarf] yeah, he was a manager on the 8th for IA
[KornFlake] matt stone and trey parker?
[knarf] matt was in bos at the time
[knarf] but they were having some success with some cartoon or something so they quit
[KornFlake] ahhh... cool
[KornFlake] are they gay?
[knarf] yes
[KornFlake] that explains it then
[KornFlake] dave - road runner has digital cable and road runner for 29.95 a month and free installation
[eppy] can i go home now?
[knarf] isnt that for like 3 months?
[KornFlake] bu twe dont need road runner, right?
[eppy] hmmm...how long is the contract for?
[KornFlake] it's for 6months
[knarf] no contract
[eppy] no need for road runner
[KornFlake] okay, let me see if I can get a good deal just for cable
[knarf] after the 6 months its like $50+
[knarf] about $47 with regular cable
[eppy] ew
[KornFlake] frank - jhow old ar eyou today?
[knarf] 28
[knarf] ClydeFrog: i gotta give ya lori's os book
[KornFlake] is digital cable okay? - 47.02/month?
[helga] you pay 47.02 (after taxes) for digital cable?
[helga] we pay 42.00 for regular cable...
[knarf] thats not including RR
[knarf] digital cable is no big thing
[knarf] it looked crappier to me
[eppy] digital cable for 47.02 a month is fine with me...does that include M2?
[KornFlake] i have to check - but I think installation is 40 also i need to check
[eppy] 47.02 and thats it?...no funny crap where the price jumps to ungawdly amounts
[KornFlake] installation is 40
[KornFlake] http://www.timewarneraustin.com/services/pricing_and_packages/
altprices.asp
[knarf] if you get RR, isnt it free install?
[KornFlake] yeah M2
[eppy] i get an error
[KornFlake] go down one level
[KornFlake] dave - wanna get playboy? 14.95 extra
[eppy] woo-hoo
[KornFlake] just kidding
[eppy] i perfer scrambled playboy anyways
[knarf] eppy is the kid from american pie
[eppy] what the movie pak?
[KornFlake] i'm working on a script right now, i dunno nothing
[eppy] fook dis fooker takes forever
[eppy] oh yeah...work
[knarf] ClydeFrog: we got class next week!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yeah
[ClydeFrog] knarf: can you go play pong
[ClydeFrog] eppy: how bout you
[knarf] yep...i need to or it will seem like forever 'fore 5:30 rolls around
[eppy] no thx
[ClydeFrog] eppy: youve been poking your ass all day anyways, what another 20 minutes
[knarf] thx ClydeFrog....didnt need that visual
[ClydeFrog] knarf: let me just start some tests, and ill be ready
[knarf] sure
[eppy] ClydeFrog: you can see me
[eppy] ?
[ClydeFrog] eppy: every step you take, every move you make, ill be watching you
[KornFlake] dave - we can get that special just FOR DIGITAL CABLE
[KornFlake] i'm ordering it now - is that cool?
[knarf] dont do it!!
[KornFlake] tick tick tick
[eppy] hey wait
[KornFlake] what's up?
[eppy] i think they charge you for every tv
[eppy] oh wait...im the only with a tv
[eppy] hahahahaha
[eppy] we only have one tv
[KornFlake] they chrage 7.22 /month extra for another TV box
[helga] cracker doesn't have a tv?
[KornFlake] I plan on getting one in the future
[knarf] . ./.profile
[eppy] \msg helga i dont consider her an american
[helga] \msg eppy UH, yeah, she's a FREAK
[KornFlake] so, we'll be getting 1 digibox and 2 cable connections
[eppy] are you gonna get the movie pak...whatever that is
[eppy] why 2 cable connections?
[KornFlake] i'm gonna call you right now
[ClydeFrog] eppy: could you do me a favor and record all this down, its going to hillarious to read it later
[KornFlake] i dont find it funny
[helga] clyde: i can save this archive
[helga] actually i wish i had saved monday's.
[ClydeFrog] helga: yeah, that was another good one
[knarf] is this worthy of the archive?
[ClydeFrog] i think it will be when stuff happens later
[ClydeFrog] knarf: almost ready
[knarf] lets see...where does it all start?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: when they start talking about what cable package to get
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i think the first line is the one taht talks about digital cable and road runner
[knarf] hmmm...looks like it started when eppy wrote and didnt msg
[eppy] were getting the premium movie package
[Monkeyboy] eppy: get all the cricket games too! Those rock!
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[ClydeFrog] knarf: im ready whenever
[eppy] (viet voice) anytime
[ClydeFrog] you playing pong eppy?
[KornFlake] i'm just hyped we get the cooking channel
[eppy] uh...sir...no...i gotta check if stuff works or not...prolly not
[eppy] ill get hyped if you cook
[eppy] ...or wait...no i wont
[helga] hehehe... eppy's gonna be a vegetarian by october
[eppy] you like wierd chet...like tofu namwiches with ketchup
Clyde PPP Theory
[ClydeFrog] im probably going to leave after lunch
[knarf] cool. peter piper for lunch?
[ClydeFrog] forgot to pay rent this morning, have to do that
[knarf] ah crap...rent!! thx
[ClydeFrog] where did peter piper come from?
[knarf] just need lunch today and that sounded good
[knarf] and you mentioned lunch
[ClydeFrog] okay
[ClydeFrog] peter piper will work if someone has a coupon or they are having some kind of deal
[Glitta] oh no here we go....
[knarf] i volunteer to call and find out their lunch specials
[ClydeFrog] Glitta: what?
[knarf] where we going?
[Glitta] ClydeFrog: i thought you were going to go off on your whole theory on PPP
[ClydeFrog] i can if you want
[knarf] i never heard your theory
[Glitta] oooh please please give us something since you are going to be gone
[ClydeFrog] okay, here we go......
[Glitta] hold on
[knarf] hehe
[Glitta] is it going to put you in a bad mood?? cause if it is then dont do it its not worth it
[ClydeFrog] nah
[Glitta] are you sure
[ClydeFrog] can i start please
[Glitta] you arnt goning to be hating on PPP on the plane
[knarf] HA
[knarf] wait
[Glitta] just checking
[ClydeFrog] eh, you all taking too long
[Glitta] you may continue..
[knarf] after your speech, youre not gonna change youre mind about eating there even if they have a good deal are you?
[Glitta] he he
[Glitta] he might
[knarf] can we hear it when we go there?
[Glitta] I looooooveee PPP
[ClydeFrog] "can i finish, can i finish"
[Glitta] yes
[ClydeFrog] if they have a good deal, then ill go
[knarf] let me call first...looking for it now
[knarf] "im afraid to be alone....afraid you'll leave me when im goneeeee"
[ClydeFrog] isnt it too early for them to be open
[ed_n_ein] yo yo!
[ed_n_ein] ed is here! wheeeee!
[ClydeFrog] hey hey
[knarf] 1 large 1 topping for $6.99...thats not bad. all i need is some pepperonni
[ed_n_ein] pepperoni! yummmmmm.
[Glitta] what a great dweal
[ClydeFrog] thats alright
[knarf] [screeech]
[ClydeFrog] whats a dweal
[ed_n_ein] awww, glitta has a lisp...awww.
[ClydeFrog] whats a dweal
[ed_n_ein] awww, glitta has a lisp...awww.
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[Glitta] dweal = deal
[ClydeFrog] oh
[ClydeFrog] ed_n_ein: any luck on finding a monkey butler
[ed_n_ein] ed thinks ClydeFrog is being a hater too early in the morning!
[knarf] is hater 24-7 dude
[ClydeFrog] Clydefrog thinks ed_ can show his thoughts up his a$$
[ed_n_ein] ClydeFrog: ed has looked all over...high and low (zoooom!) and alas, no monkey. :(
[knarf] shove?
[ClydeFrog] no, no show
[ed_n_ein] no, he meant show.
[ClydeFrog] its worse than shoving
[ed_n_ein] cuz he's a closet homosex.
[knarf] so hes just gonna look up there and think out loud?
[ClydeFrog] yup
[knarf] ewwww...that is worse
[ed_n_ein] he's always trying to show ppl his bum...
[ClydeFrog] itll put a krink in his neck
[ed_n_ein] it's wrong.
[knarf] like 10,000 years
[ClydeFrog] so you want to hear my ppp speech
[ed_n_ein] it'd do more than that...talk about trauma, shock, distress...basic shrink fodder.
[knarf] ok...we still going right?
[ed_n_ein] ppp speech?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: if everyone wants to go there, then yeah
[knarf] ok, go for it!
[ed_n_ein] knarf: hawaiian this thurs...aka tomorrow.
[knarf] oh...are you SURE!? its gonna move and you want tell me about it a day later?
[ed_n_ein] knarf: dude, that was a last minute thing...extinuating circumstances. doesn't happen often at all. it's Thurs.
[ClydeFrog] [standing at podium] back in EPT, PPP was a place to go for some good pizza for the price. Where else could you get a large 1 topping pizza for 4.99 and it taste good. I had no beef with PPP. Still though, for GOOD pizza, Pizza Hut was my choice
[ed_n_ein] pizza hut is waaaay too greasy nowadays.
[knarf] [nodding with interest]
[Glitta] $4.999 damn i dont think i ever paid $4.99
[ed_n_ein] it's like they bought commodities in grease.
[knarf] you had to pay in thousandths?
[ed_n_ein] knarf: yeah, it's like gas.
[Glitta] sometimes
[ed_n_ein] 1.299/gal
[ClydeFrog] [pacing across stage] However, here in Austin, the PPP's seem to have forgotten the deals that made it great, instead charging outrageous prices for pizza that could not rival that of Pizza Hut, yet costing only a couple of dollars less
[Glitta] but it still tastes good?
[knarf] [standing up in a fury] 70% of americans polled like the tast of ppp beter than ph....how do you explain that?
[ClydeFrog] [pointing finger at crowd] that is why I have put PPP on my semi-hate list, only the semi-hate ist because they do come out with good deals everynow and then here in Austin
[Glitta] but does it still taste good?
[knarf] [crowd] YES!
[ed_n_ein] wow...learn something new...semi-hate list.
[knarf] is it cheaper?
[ClydeFrog] [directing comments at audience member] cause those 70% of people polled were workers at PPP, and were voting at gun point
[Glitta] [crowd] YES!!!!!!!!!
[ed_n_ein] notice how it's not the semi-like list.
[Glitta] still cheapre the PH???
[ClydeFrog] ed_n_ein: nice observation
[ClydeFrog] but not worth saving a couple of dollars if you can get some quality pizza
[ed_n_ein] am thinking you always rate things by how much you hate it, and not how much you like it..
[knarf] [reporter #2] sir, what about the aligations of PH slipping you free pizzas and discounts only weeks before this forum?
[knarf] your all but unbiased little speech sounds a little tainted to me good sir!
[Glitta] ClydeFrog: a couple of bucks.. I dont think so.. quality pizza .. yeah if you call grease dripping down your mouth quality ok..
[ClydeFrog] [turning quickly to reporter] i will not deny it, they did give me coupons, only because I have been a devoted fan of their tasty crust and succulent toppings
[ClydeFrog] for years
[knarf] [un fact flashes on back drop behind podium] PH is 33% more greasier than PPP.
[knarf] un=fun
[Glitta] [crowd] OooooOh
[Glitta] isnt it true that they charge you to deliver and it takes over an hour when they do
[knarf] [crowd looking at each other] yeah, thats right...
[ClydeFrog] yes it does take a while for delivery, but does PPP even deliver
[Glitta] no
[knarf] [more of the crowd] yeah! i paid to EXTRA dollars just to have it arrive 50 minutes later....
[knarf] to EXTRA=2 EXTRA
[ClydeFrog] and why? because they would lose money, no one wants PPP that bad at home, they go to PPP to play video games, and to play in the plastic balls
[Glitta] I was just trying to point out another way that PH tries to take advantage of the Pizza lover
[ed_n_ein] mmm...plastic balls....fun....
[knarf] [crowd nods in agreement]
[Glitta] has anyone it the crowd ever carried out PPP???
[knarf] ed has plastic balls?
[knarf] [crowd] yes!!
[ed_n_ein] like to hid in em and let the kiddy-poos wander in....then I strike....muahahahahaha.
[Glitta] I think that people want it bad enough to go and pick it up and take it home!!
[ClydeFrog] sorry, cant play anymore, found a defect
[Glitta] ;(
[Glitta] we win we win
[Glitta] bri
[knarf] [crowd #1] i ordered on the phone, stopped by 10 minutes later and it was ready. took it home and enjoyed a great tasting pizza...and gas was less than the 2 dollars + tip i would have paid a PH driver.
[ed_n_ein] Glitta: yes maam?
[Glitta] can you come check something out really quickly
[ed_n_ein] hai
[ed_n_ein] brt.
[Glitta] [crowd] yeah hes right... I LOOOOOVE PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[knarf] [speaker curls up behind podium and cries]
[ClydeFrog] thats it, im not going to PPP today......
[ClydeFrog] just kidding
* eppy has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] eppy: have a question for you
[eppy] shoot
[ClydeFrog] eppy: do you ever feel not so fresh?
[eppy] yes you were adopted
[knarf] cool. peter piper for lunch?
[ClydeFrog] forgot to pay rent this morning, have to do that
[knarf] ah crap...rent!! thx
[ClydeFrog] where did peter piper come from?
[knarf] just need lunch today and that sounded good
[knarf] and you mentioned lunch
[ClydeFrog] okay
[ClydeFrog] peter piper will work if someone has a coupon or they are having some kind of deal
[Glitta] oh no here we go....
[knarf] i volunteer to call and find out their lunch specials
[ClydeFrog] Glitta: what?
[knarf] where we going?
[Glitta] ClydeFrog: i thought you were going to go off on your whole theory on PPP
[ClydeFrog] i can if you want
[knarf] i never heard your theory
[Glitta] oooh please please give us something since you are going to be gone
[ClydeFrog] okay, here we go......
[Glitta] hold on
[knarf] hehe
[Glitta] is it going to put you in a bad mood?? cause if it is then dont do it its not worth it
[ClydeFrog] nah
[Glitta] are you sure
[ClydeFrog] can i start please
[Glitta] you arnt goning to be hating on PPP on the plane
[knarf] HA
[knarf] wait
[Glitta] just checking
[ClydeFrog] eh, you all taking too long
[Glitta] you may continue..
[knarf] after your speech, youre not gonna change youre mind about eating there even if they have a good deal are you?
[Glitta] he he
[Glitta] he might
[knarf] can we hear it when we go there?
[Glitta] I looooooveee PPP
[ClydeFrog] "can i finish, can i finish"
[Glitta] yes
[ClydeFrog] if they have a good deal, then ill go
[knarf] let me call first...looking for it now
[knarf] "im afraid to be alone....afraid you'll leave me when im goneeeee"
[ClydeFrog] isnt it too early for them to be open
[ed_n_ein] yo yo!
[ed_n_ein] ed is here! wheeeee!
[ClydeFrog] hey hey
[knarf] 1 large 1 topping for $6.99...thats not bad. all i need is some pepperonni
[ed_n_ein] pepperoni! yummmmmm.
[Glitta] what a great dweal
[ClydeFrog] thats alright
[knarf] [screeech]
[ClydeFrog] whats a dweal
[ed_n_ein] awww, glitta has a lisp...awww.
[ClydeFrog] whats a dweal
[ed_n_ein] awww, glitta has a lisp...awww.
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[Glitta] dweal = deal
[ClydeFrog] oh
[ClydeFrog] ed_n_ein: any luck on finding a monkey butler
[ed_n_ein] ed thinks ClydeFrog is being a hater too early in the morning!
[knarf] is hater 24-7 dude
[ClydeFrog] Clydefrog thinks ed_ can show his thoughts up his a$$
[ed_n_ein] ClydeFrog: ed has looked all over...high and low (zoooom!) and alas, no monkey. :(
[knarf] shove?
[ClydeFrog] no, no show
[ed_n_ein] no, he meant show.
[ClydeFrog] its worse than shoving
[ed_n_ein] cuz he's a closet homosex.
[knarf] so hes just gonna look up there and think out loud?
[ClydeFrog] yup
[knarf] ewwww...that is worse
[ed_n_ein] he's always trying to show ppl his bum...
[ClydeFrog] itll put a krink in his neck
[ed_n_ein] it's wrong.
[knarf] like 10,000 years
[ClydeFrog] so you want to hear my ppp speech
[ed_n_ein] it'd do more than that...talk about trauma, shock, distress...basic shrink fodder.
[knarf] ok...we still going right?
[ed_n_ein] ppp speech?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: if everyone wants to go there, then yeah
[knarf] ok, go for it!
[ed_n_ein] knarf: hawaiian this thurs...aka tomorrow.
[knarf] oh...are you SURE!? its gonna move and you want tell me about it a day later?
[ed_n_ein] knarf: dude, that was a last minute thing...extinuating circumstances. doesn't happen often at all. it's Thurs.
[ClydeFrog] [standing at podium] back in EPT, PPP was a place to go for some good pizza for the price. Where else could you get a large 1 topping pizza for 4.99 and it taste good. I had no beef with PPP. Still though, for GOOD pizza, Pizza Hut was my choice
[ed_n_ein] pizza hut is waaaay too greasy nowadays.
[knarf] [nodding with interest]
[Glitta] $4.999 damn i dont think i ever paid $4.99
[ed_n_ein] it's like they bought commodities in grease.
[knarf] you had to pay in thousandths?
[ed_n_ein] knarf: yeah, it's like gas.
[Glitta] sometimes
[ed_n_ein] 1.299/gal
[ClydeFrog] [pacing across stage] However, here in Austin, the PPP's seem to have forgotten the deals that made it great, instead charging outrageous prices for pizza that could not rival that of Pizza Hut, yet costing only a couple of dollars less
[Glitta] but it still tastes good?
[knarf] [standing up in a fury] 70% of americans polled like the tast of ppp beter than ph....how do you explain that?
[ClydeFrog] [pointing finger at crowd] that is why I have put PPP on my semi-hate list, only the semi-hate ist because they do come out with good deals everynow and then here in Austin
[Glitta] but does it still taste good?
[knarf] [crowd] YES!
[ed_n_ein] wow...learn something new...semi-hate list.
[knarf] is it cheaper?
[ClydeFrog] [directing comments at audience member] cause those 70% of people polled were workers at PPP, and were voting at gun point
[Glitta] [crowd] YES!!!!!!!!!
[ed_n_ein] notice how it's not the semi-like list.
[Glitta] still cheapre the PH???
[ClydeFrog] ed_n_ein: nice observation
[ClydeFrog] but not worth saving a couple of dollars if you can get some quality pizza
[ed_n_ein] am thinking you always rate things by how much you hate it, and not how much you like it..
[knarf] [reporter #2] sir, what about the aligations of PH slipping you free pizzas and discounts only weeks before this forum?
[knarf] your all but unbiased little speech sounds a little tainted to me good sir!
[Glitta] ClydeFrog: a couple of bucks.. I dont think so.. quality pizza .. yeah if you call grease dripping down your mouth quality ok..
[ClydeFrog] [turning quickly to reporter] i will not deny it, they did give me coupons, only because I have been a devoted fan of their tasty crust and succulent toppings
[ClydeFrog] for years
[knarf] [un fact flashes on back drop behind podium] PH is 33% more greasier than PPP.
[knarf] un=fun
[Glitta] [crowd] OooooOh
[Glitta] isnt it true that they charge you to deliver and it takes over an hour when they do
[knarf] [crowd looking at each other] yeah, thats right...
[ClydeFrog] yes it does take a while for delivery, but does PPP even deliver
[Glitta] no
[knarf] [more of the crowd] yeah! i paid to EXTRA dollars just to have it arrive 50 minutes later....
[knarf] to EXTRA=2 EXTRA
[ClydeFrog] and why? because they would lose money, no one wants PPP that bad at home, they go to PPP to play video games, and to play in the plastic balls
[Glitta] I was just trying to point out another way that PH tries to take advantage of the Pizza lover
[ed_n_ein] mmm...plastic balls....fun....
[knarf] [crowd nods in agreement]
[Glitta] has anyone it the crowd ever carried out PPP???
[knarf] ed has plastic balls?
[knarf] [crowd] yes!!
[ed_n_ein] like to hid in em and let the kiddy-poos wander in....then I strike....muahahahahaha.
[Glitta] I think that people want it bad enough to go and pick it up and take it home!!
[ClydeFrog] sorry, cant play anymore, found a defect
[Glitta] ;(
[Glitta] we win we win
[Glitta] bri
[knarf] [crowd #1] i ordered on the phone, stopped by 10 minutes later and it was ready. took it home and enjoyed a great tasting pizza...and gas was less than the 2 dollars + tip i would have paid a PH driver.
[ed_n_ein] Glitta: yes maam?
[Glitta] can you come check something out really quickly
[ed_n_ein] hai
[ed_n_ein] brt.
[Glitta] [crowd] yeah hes right... I LOOOOOVE PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[Glitta] [crowd] PPP
[knarf] [speaker curls up behind podium and cries]
[ClydeFrog] thats it, im not going to PPP today......
[ClydeFrog] just kidding
* eppy has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] eppy: have a question for you
[eppy] shoot
[ClydeFrog] eppy: do you ever feel not so fresh?
[eppy] yes you were adopted
Farewell Tour
[knarf] tickets please...
[knarf] tickets...thank you.
[knarf] thank you.
[knarf] tickets please...
[Glitta] [back ground music is playing]
[knarf] [STADIUM LIGHTS GO DOWN]
[knarf] [crowd goes wild]
[Glitta] [crowd begins to scream!]
[Glitta] [Knar knarf knarf]
[knarf] flashes going off everywhere
[knarf] [glitta glitta glitta]
[Glitta] Huge Fireworks start going off all around the stadiume
[knarf] SPOT LIGHT ON CENTER STAGE
* Glitta Heeeellllloooooo AUSTTIN TX!!!! [glitta walks out]
[knarf] glitta parachutes on the stage
[knarf] knarf bungees off the lighting
* Glitta says ICANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
[knarf] HELLO AUSTINNNNNNNN!!!!!
[knarf] party people in the house say HO OH!!!
* Glitta says "Wave your hands in the air!"
[Glitta] [glitta starts movng arms side to side]
* knarf jumps behind the turnable
[knarf] [weki weki wuu]
* Glitta puts her ear goggles on
[Glitta] Its been one week since you looked at me
[Glitta] Cocked your head to the side
[Glitta] and said Im angry
[knarf] Five days since you laughed at me saying
[knarf] Get that together come back and see me
[Glitta] Three days since the living room,
[Glitta] I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you
[knarf] Yesterday youd forgiven me
[knarf] But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry
[Glitta] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[Glitta] As I make you stop, think
[Glitta] Youll think youre looking at Aquaman
[knarf] I summon fish to the dish,
[knarf] Although I like the Chalet Swiss
[knarf] I like the sushi
[knarf] Cause its never touched a frying pan
[knarf] [frying...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] [weekei weeki wu]
[noodleLeg] and the hero of today is MICHELLE
[Glitta] We got to turn you around
[noodleLeg] PMR=Problem Management Report
[knarf] You put your feet on the ground
[knarf] Now take a hold of your soul
[Glitta] FOUR - Whooooooooa, I'm turning it
[Glitta] Loose, FOOTLOOSE
[knarf] Kick off your Sunday shoes
[knarf] Please, Louise
[Glitta] Pull me offa my knees
[Glitta] Jack, get back
[knarf] C'mon before we crack
[knarf] Lose your blues
[Glitta] Everybody cut footloose
[Glitta] and...
[knarf] [and...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] and I take--2 steps forward
* pepito has joined channel #chat
[knarf] I take--2 steps back
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[knarf] And you know--it ain't fiction
[knarf] Just a natural fact
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[Glitta] break it down knarf!
[knarf] I'm M.C. KNARF on the rap so mic it
[knarf] Here's a little story and you're sure to like it
[knarf] Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool
[knarf] With my homegirl, glitta gal!
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] here comes the hamer!
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension
[Glitta] Don't you tell me to smile
[Glitta] You stick around I'll make it worth your while
[knarf] Got numbers beyond what you can dial
[knarf] Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
[Glitta] Style profile I said
[Glitta] It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
[knarf] From the Hudson River out to the Nile
[knarf] I run the marathon just up until the very last mile
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[Glitta] I'm a model, you know what I mean
[Glitta] You:And I do my little turn on the catwalk
[Glitta] Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
[Glitta] I do my little turn on the catwalk
[knarf] I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
[knarf] Too sexy by far
[Glitta] And I'm too sexy for my hat
[Glitta] Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that!?
[knarf] [fammmmuuuu-week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] FAME!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] I'm gonna learn how to fly--high!
[knarf] I feel it comin' together
[knarf] People will see me and cry.
[knarf] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna make it to heaven
[Glitta] Light up the sky like a flame.
[Glitta] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] Baby, remember my name
[knarf] Remember, remember, remember, remember...
[knarf] [Rememberrrr-ruuuu-wuka-wiki-wu]
[Glitta] [tun nu na nu na]
* Signoff: Glitta (Hey! Where'd my controlling terminal go?)
[MonkeyBoy] poor g-dog. bad dialup. :)
[knarf] ummm....
* Glitta (~loria@angelica.austin.ibm.com) has joined channel #chat
[knarf] wekki-wekki-wu?
[MonkeyBoy] knarf: almost done setting up Apache.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three.
[MonkeyBoy] Glitta: I'm gonna make zenmonkey.org the irc server...you can access that with regular dsl.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one.
[Glitta] It's called the rumpshaker, the beach is like sweeter than cand
[knarf] I'm feeling manly and your shakers coming in handy
[Glitta] Slide down my cloth from New York down by your Virginia
[Glitta] Tickling you around Delaware before I enter
[knarf] All i wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
[Glitta] Just shake your rump!
[knarf] [weeki-wekki-wu How can iiiwuuuu]
[Glitta] How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
[Glitta] Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
[knarf] Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[knarf] Cant understand what I mean
[knarf] You soon will
[Glitta] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[Glitta] I have a history of losing my shirt
[knarf] Its been one week since you looked at me
[knarf] Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[knarf] Three days since the living room
[knarf] We realized were both to blame, but what could we do
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[Glitta] Yesterday you just smiled at me
[Glitta] Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[knarf] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!!
* Glitta starts doint the Lobster
[knarf] [weeki-wuuuuu-uuwwaaAH]
[Glitta] Glitta lobsters walk out on stage as her back up dancers
* knarf does the robot
[Glitta] Firworks start shooting out of everywhere
* knarf takes debbis by the hand and pulls her onto the stage
[knarf] they do the the typewriter
* Glitta grabs Helga to help her onstage with her lobster move
[Glitta] Roly ply comes out of stage left doing the worm
[knarf] monkeyboy swings from the lighting
[Glitta] Eppy is thworing up off the side of the stage..
[Glitta] its a new dance craze
[knarf] ClydeFrog comes on stage with a loud jump stomp AH!!
[MonkeyBoy] you crazy kids. :)
* pepito is now known as PukeofEarl
[Glitta] chelle is still doing the cabbage patch from the supersonic bacground music
* helga is pulled back into the audience by eppy but she gets free to join glitta on stage
[knarf] go chelle!
[knarf] go chelle!
[Glitta] ClydeFrog contiues to jump stop all over hte stage
[knarf] go helga!
[knarf] go helga!
[Glitta] go helga
[Glitta] shake your rump
[knarf] go Glitta...its your birthday!
* chelle keeps the cabbage patch going, then busts into the robot dance
[MonkeyBoy] hey frank, it's ready for ya.
[knarf] party people in the house say OHHH OH
* Glitta grabs her knees and says "thats my jam!!!""
[PukeofEarl] OHHH OH
[knarf] say OH OH
[Glitta] OH OH
[chelle] OH OH
[knarf] now somebody...anybody...everybody...SCREAMMMMM!!!
[PukeofEarl] AHHHHHHHHHH
[Glitta] AAaaaaAAAhhhh!!!
[chelle] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
[knarf] [cameras flashing everywhere]
* Glitta drives out in a golf cart with the tshirt gun!
* PukeofEarl is now known as pepito
[Glitta] the crowd goes wild!
[knarf] [firewirks and sparks shooting up form the stage]
* Glitta points to the left
[Glitta] aaaahhhhh
[Glitta] point to the right
[Glitta] aaaahhhh
[Glitta] left
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] right
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] she shoots it to the center
[Glitta] peopole dive for the tshirt..
[Glitta] wooo
[knarf] crowd goes crazy for the GK T-shirt
* Glitta says " you all have been awesom!!""
[MonkeyBoy] brb
[Glitta] We love you!!!
[knarf] WE LOVE YOU AUSTINNNN!!!
[Glitta] we couldnt do it without the fans
[pepito] [clap][clap][clap]
[Glitta] go out and buy our new best of cd!!!
[helga] woo-hoo!
[chelle] [clapping wildly]
[Glitta] [sweat running down glittas face..]
[knarf] and dont forget to get a GKt-shirt and lunch box!!
[Glitta] tons of glitter fals from the roof
[Glitta] GK GK GK Gk [crowd cheers]
[knarf] knarf does the windmill...
[Glitta] GK
[Glitta] GLitta starts popping
[knarf] comes to a stop pose with head resting on arm
[Glitta] glita moon walks around his pose
[Glitta] LIGHTS GO DOWN!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] Gk knights
[Glitta] GK nights
[Glitta] GK nites
[knarf] tickets...thank you.
[knarf] thank you.
[knarf] tickets please...
[Glitta] [back ground music is playing]
[knarf] [STADIUM LIGHTS GO DOWN]
[knarf] [crowd goes wild]
[Glitta] [crowd begins to scream!]
[Glitta] [Knar knarf knarf]
[knarf] flashes going off everywhere
[knarf] [glitta glitta glitta]
[Glitta] Huge Fireworks start going off all around the stadiume
[knarf] SPOT LIGHT ON CENTER STAGE
* Glitta Heeeellllloooooo AUSTTIN TX!!!! [glitta walks out]
[knarf] glitta parachutes on the stage
[knarf] knarf bungees off the lighting
* Glitta says ICANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
[knarf] HELLO AUSTINNNNNNNN!!!!!
[knarf] party people in the house say HO OH!!!
* Glitta says "Wave your hands in the air!"
[Glitta] [glitta starts movng arms side to side]
* knarf jumps behind the turnable
[knarf] [weki weki wuu]
* Glitta puts her ear goggles on
[Glitta] Its been one week since you looked at me
[Glitta] Cocked your head to the side
[Glitta] and said Im angry
[knarf] Five days since you laughed at me saying
[knarf] Get that together come back and see me
[Glitta] Three days since the living room,
[Glitta] I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you
[knarf] Yesterday youd forgiven me
[knarf] But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry
[Glitta] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[Glitta] As I make you stop, think
[Glitta] Youll think youre looking at Aquaman
[knarf] I summon fish to the dish,
[knarf] Although I like the Chalet Swiss
[knarf] I like the sushi
[knarf] Cause its never touched a frying pan
[knarf] [frying...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] [weekei weeki wu]
[noodleLeg] and the hero of today is MICHELLE
[Glitta] We got to turn you around
[noodleLeg] PMR=Problem Management Report
[knarf] You put your feet on the ground
[knarf] Now take a hold of your soul
[Glitta] FOUR - Whooooooooa, I'm turning it
[Glitta] Loose, FOOTLOOSE
[knarf] Kick off your Sunday shoes
[knarf] Please, Louise
[Glitta] Pull me offa my knees
[Glitta] Jack, get back
[knarf] C'mon before we crack
[knarf] Lose your blues
[Glitta] Everybody cut footloose
[Glitta] and...
[knarf] [and...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] and I take--2 steps forward
* pepito has joined channel #chat
[knarf] I take--2 steps back
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[knarf] And you know--it ain't fiction
[knarf] Just a natural fact
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[Glitta] break it down knarf!
[knarf] I'm M.C. KNARF on the rap so mic it
[knarf] Here's a little story and you're sure to like it
[knarf] Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool
[knarf] With my homegirl, glitta gal!
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] here comes the hamer!
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension
[Glitta] Don't you tell me to smile
[Glitta] You stick around I'll make it worth your while
[knarf] Got numbers beyond what you can dial
[knarf] Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
[Glitta] Style profile I said
[Glitta] It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
[knarf] From the Hudson River out to the Nile
[knarf] I run the marathon just up until the very last mile
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[Glitta] I'm a model, you know what I mean
[Glitta] You:And I do my little turn on the catwalk
[Glitta] Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
[Glitta] I do my little turn on the catwalk
[knarf] I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
[knarf] Too sexy by far
[Glitta] And I'm too sexy for my hat
[Glitta] Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that!?
[knarf] [fammmmuuuu-week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] FAME!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] I'm gonna learn how to fly--high!
[knarf] I feel it comin' together
[knarf] People will see me and cry.
[knarf] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna make it to heaven
[Glitta] Light up the sky like a flame.
[Glitta] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] Baby, remember my name
[knarf] Remember, remember, remember, remember...
[knarf] [Rememberrrr-ruuuu-wuka-wiki-wu]
[Glitta] [tun nu na nu na]
* Signoff: Glitta (Hey! Where'd my controlling terminal go?)
[MonkeyBoy] poor g-dog. bad dialup. :)
[knarf] ummm....
* Glitta (~loria@angelica.austin.ibm.com) has joined channel #chat
[knarf] wekki-wekki-wu?
[MonkeyBoy] knarf: almost done setting up Apache.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three.
[MonkeyBoy] Glitta: I'm gonna make zenmonkey.org the irc server...you can access that with regular dsl.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one.
[Glitta] It's called the rumpshaker, the beach is like sweeter than cand
[knarf] I'm feeling manly and your shakers coming in handy
[Glitta] Slide down my cloth from New York down by your Virginia
[Glitta] Tickling you around Delaware before I enter
[knarf] All i wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
[Glitta] Just shake your rump!
[knarf] [weeki-wekki-wu How can iiiwuuuu]
[Glitta] How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
[Glitta] Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
[knarf] Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[knarf] Cant understand what I mean
[knarf] You soon will
[Glitta] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[Glitta] I have a history of losing my shirt
[knarf] Its been one week since you looked at me
[knarf] Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[knarf] Three days since the living room
[knarf] We realized were both to blame, but what could we do
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[Glitta] Yesterday you just smiled at me
[Glitta] Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[knarf] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!!
* Glitta starts doint the Lobster
[knarf] [weeki-wuuuuu-uuwwaaAH]
[Glitta] Glitta lobsters walk out on stage as her back up dancers
* knarf does the robot
[Glitta] Firworks start shooting out of everywhere
* knarf takes debbis by the hand and pulls her onto the stage
[knarf] they do the the typewriter
* Glitta grabs Helga to help her onstage with her lobster move
[Glitta] Roly ply comes out of stage left doing the worm
[knarf] monkeyboy swings from the lighting
[Glitta] Eppy is thworing up off the side of the stage..
[Glitta] its a new dance craze
[knarf] ClydeFrog comes on stage with a loud jump stomp AH!!
[MonkeyBoy] you crazy kids. :)
* pepito is now known as PukeofEarl
[Glitta] chelle is still doing the cabbage patch from the supersonic bacground music
* helga is pulled back into the audience by eppy but she gets free to join glitta on stage
[knarf] go chelle!
[knarf] go chelle!
[Glitta] ClydeFrog contiues to jump stop all over hte stage
[knarf] go helga!
[knarf] go helga!
[Glitta] go helga
[Glitta] shake your rump
[knarf] go Glitta...its your birthday!
* chelle keeps the cabbage patch going, then busts into the robot dance
[MonkeyBoy] hey frank, it's ready for ya.
[knarf] party people in the house say OHHH OH
* Glitta grabs her knees and says "thats my jam!!!""
[PukeofEarl] OHHH OH
[knarf] say OH OH
[Glitta] OH OH
[chelle] OH OH
[knarf] now somebody...anybody...everybody...SCREAMMMMM!!!
[PukeofEarl] AHHHHHHHHHH
[Glitta] AAaaaaAAAhhhh!!!
[chelle] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
[knarf] [cameras flashing everywhere]
* Glitta drives out in a golf cart with the tshirt gun!
* PukeofEarl is now known as pepito
[Glitta] the crowd goes wild!
[knarf] [firewirks and sparks shooting up form the stage]
* Glitta points to the left
[Glitta] aaaahhhhh
[Glitta] point to the right
[Glitta] aaaahhhh
[Glitta] left
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] right
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] she shoots it to the center
[Glitta] peopole dive for the tshirt..
[Glitta] wooo
[knarf] crowd goes crazy for the GK T-shirt
* Glitta says " you all have been awesom!!""
[MonkeyBoy] brb
[Glitta] We love you!!!
[knarf] WE LOVE YOU AUSTINNNN!!!
[Glitta] we couldnt do it without the fans
[pepito] [clap][clap][clap]
[Glitta] go out and buy our new best of cd!!!
[helga] woo-hoo!
[chelle] [clapping wildly]
[Glitta] [sweat running down glittas face..]
[knarf] and dont forget to get a GKt-shirt and lunch box!!
[Glitta] tons of glitter fals from the roof
[Glitta] GK GK GK Gk [crowd cheers]
[knarf] knarf does the windmill...
[Glitta] GK
[Glitta] GLitta starts popping
[knarf] comes to a stop pose with head resting on arm
[Glitta] glita moon walks around his pose
[Glitta] LIGHTS GO DOWN!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] Gk knights
[Glitta] GK nights
[Glitta] GK nites
Monday, November 11, 2002
Taco Hell
[eppy] gosh...that TB jacked up my stomach
[Cracker] see dave?
[knarf] suprise suprise
[knarf] doesnt take much, huh dave?
[Cracker] i had freeibrds for lunch!
[eppy] ive actually eaten TB to fix my stomach
[helga] well, whataburger last night and taco bell today? no wonder
you're hurtin'
[eppy] eff it...im going home...i dont care what anyone thinks
[knarf] sheesh
*** eppy has quit IRC (I can help my boogies they get out of control)
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha !!!!! its 3
[helga] he must be sick....
[knarf] no wonder we are losing so much money and people are losing jobs
[Glitta] he has to take a chet
[knarf] LOL
[Glitta] ha ha ha!!!!
[knarf] you made me really lol that time
[Glitta] poor guy.. i wont even give him a hard time for htat
[Glitta] ok i cant back that
[knarf] he signed of quick
[helga] poor davey...
*** Glitta changes topic to 'Eppy Went Home To Take A CHET'
[knarf] mustve been diarreah
[Cracker] he must have the runs or sumpn
[Glitta] i hope he makes it
[Cracker] HOLD IT DAVE!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[helga] its a long drive home
[Glitta] tell him to just go to my place its closer
[Cracker] you can do it!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[Cracker] when you're sliding into first
[helga] lol
[knarf] he is the great cornholio
[Cracker] eppy is now known as cornholio
[knarf] when youre walki9ng up a ladder
[knarf] and you feel something splatter
[chelle] lol
[Cracker] when youre sliding into home
[knarf] diarreha
[Glitta] someone should call his cell phone
[knarf] diarreha
[helga] when you're sitting in in your chevy
[Cracker] and you feel something foam...
[chelle] by brothers used to sing that all the time
[helga] and you feel something heavy
[knarf] LMFAO
[HomeFrog] when you sliding into third
[helga] is some gonna call him to go to glittas?
[Cracker] when youre walking down the hall
[helga] and clyde is home too
[Cracker] and you feel something fall
[HomeFrog] i dont want him coming here
[helga] LOL
[HomeFrog] im locking my door
[Glitta] im calling him
[helga] don't anser it when he knocks
[Cracker] when you're feeling kinda sick
[Cracker] and you need a toilet quick
[HomeFrog] nice
[knarf] [eepy] [knock knock] hey marcos, can i use youre bathroom?
[Cracker] [eppy] i brought some spray...
[knarf] [eppy] come ese, i see you thru the peep hole!!
[HomeFrog] [chinese voice] uh, no one home right now, go away
[Glitta] i left him a message to go to marcoss
[Glitta] new apt.. clean toilet
[HomeFrog] you better not have
[helga] does he know where the new pad is?
[helga] maybe i should call back to tell him
[helga] what is it glitta?
[HomeFrog] joksan might get scared
[Glitta] i told him to go to my place but if he didnt feel comfortable at
my place to go to marcos's
[Cracker] marc - what # are you in now?
[HomeFrog] 1033
[Cracker] lori - you at home too?
[Glitta] nope... jay is
[Cracker] oh, that's right
[HomeFrog] wonder if he really left work
[Glitta] i thik he is gonna get mad cause i left him that message
[Glitta] i told him we were all making fun of him on chat too
[HomeFrog] lol
[Cracker] i had nothing to do with it
[HomeFrog] you jumped in with the rhymes
[knarf] everyone should call with a different diarreah saying
[Glitta] frank you should send him the history
[Cracker] it's cuz he said "idon't care what anybody thinks"
[Cracker] lori - you have evil bones in yer body
[Glitta] and he had just mentioned the tb comment
[knarf] im gonna call with the ladder one
[knarf] whats his #
[Glitta] *****93
[helga] sux-2-B-YE
[Glitta] sorry
[HomeFrog] yeah, the second one
[Glitta] ok im using explorer to look at my files on dfs
[Glitta] any reason why it wouldnt show them all
[Glitta] besides permisssions
[knarf] hahaha hes stuck in traffic on parmer
[knarf] i told him to stop at marcos place
[Glitta] how far up on parmer
[helga] poor dave
[HomeFrog] bastards
[knarf] amherst
[HomeFrog] i dont even like him
[Glitta] does he have to go
[helga] that's right by glitta's
[Glitta] he could make a u turn
[HomeFrog] thats what im saying, tell him to go to Glittas
[helga] of course, clyde's isn't that far away either
[Glitta] ask him if hes gotta go bad
[HomeFrog] nah, i just moved, right now, uh, i live up north in round
rock now
[Cracker] see dave?
[knarf] suprise suprise
[knarf] doesnt take much, huh dave?
[Cracker] i had freeibrds for lunch!
[eppy] ive actually eaten TB to fix my stomach
[helga] well, whataburger last night and taco bell today? no wonder
you're hurtin'
[eppy] eff it...im going home...i dont care what anyone thinks
[knarf] sheesh
*** eppy has quit IRC (I can help my boogies they get out of control)
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha !!!!! its 3
[helga] he must be sick....
[knarf] no wonder we are losing so much money and people are losing jobs
[Glitta] he has to take a chet
[knarf] LOL
[Glitta] ha ha ha!!!!
[knarf] you made me really lol that time
[Glitta] poor guy.. i wont even give him a hard time for htat
[Glitta] ok i cant back that
[knarf] he signed of quick
[helga] poor davey...
*** Glitta changes topic to 'Eppy Went Home To Take A CHET'
[knarf] mustve been diarreah
[Cracker] he must have the runs or sumpn
[Glitta] i hope he makes it
[Cracker] HOLD IT DAVE!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[helga] its a long drive home
[Glitta] tell him to just go to my place its closer
[Cracker] you can do it!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[Cracker] when you're sliding into first
[helga] lol
[knarf] he is the great cornholio
[Cracker] eppy is now known as cornholio
[knarf] when youre walki9ng up a ladder
[knarf] and you feel something splatter
[chelle] lol
[Cracker] when youre sliding into home
[knarf] diarreha
[Glitta] someone should call his cell phone
[knarf] diarreha
[helga] when you're sitting in in your chevy
[Cracker] and you feel something foam...
[chelle] by brothers used to sing that all the time
[helga] and you feel something heavy
[knarf] LMFAO
[HomeFrog] when you sliding into third
[helga] is some gonna call him to go to glittas?
[Cracker] when youre walking down the hall
[helga] and clyde is home too
[Cracker] and you feel something fall
[HomeFrog] i dont want him coming here
[helga] LOL
[HomeFrog] im locking my door
[Glitta] im calling him
[helga] don't anser it when he knocks
[Cracker] when you're feeling kinda sick
[Cracker] and you need a toilet quick
[HomeFrog] nice
[knarf] [eepy] [knock knock] hey marcos, can i use youre bathroom?
[Cracker] [eppy] i brought some spray...
[knarf] [eppy] come ese, i see you thru the peep hole!!
[HomeFrog] [chinese voice] uh, no one home right now, go away
[Glitta] i left him a message to go to marcoss
[Glitta] new apt.. clean toilet
[HomeFrog] you better not have
[helga] does he know where the new pad is?
[helga] maybe i should call back to tell him
[helga] what is it glitta?
[HomeFrog] joksan might get scared
[Glitta] i told him to go to my place but if he didnt feel comfortable at
my place to go to marcos's
[Cracker] marc - what # are you in now?
[HomeFrog] 1033
[Cracker] lori - you at home too?
[Glitta] nope... jay is
[Cracker] oh, that's right
[HomeFrog] wonder if he really left work
[Glitta] i thik he is gonna get mad cause i left him that message
[Glitta] i told him we were all making fun of him on chat too
[HomeFrog] lol
[Cracker] i had nothing to do with it
[HomeFrog] you jumped in with the rhymes
[knarf] everyone should call with a different diarreah saying
[Glitta] frank you should send him the history
[Cracker] it's cuz he said "idon't care what anybody thinks"
[Cracker] lori - you have evil bones in yer body
[Glitta] and he had just mentioned the tb comment
[knarf] im gonna call with the ladder one
[knarf] whats his #
[Glitta] *****93
[helga] sux-2-B-YE
[Glitta] sorry
[HomeFrog] yeah, the second one
[Glitta] ok im using explorer to look at my files on dfs
[Glitta] any reason why it wouldnt show them all
[Glitta] besides permisssions
[knarf] hahaha hes stuck in traffic on parmer
[knarf] i told him to stop at marcos place
[Glitta] how far up on parmer
[helga] poor dave
[HomeFrog] bastards
[knarf] amherst
[HomeFrog] i dont even like him
[Glitta] does he have to go
[helga] that's right by glitta's
[Glitta] he could make a u turn
[HomeFrog] thats what im saying, tell him to go to Glittas
[helga] of course, clyde's isn't that far away either
[Glitta] ask him if hes gotta go bad
[HomeFrog] nah, i just moved, right now, uh, i live up north in round
rock now
Signs
[ClydeFrog] i saw the movie Signs on friday
[knarf] oh, we saw it too...it was freaky
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[ClydeFrog] i was wondering how it was going to end (making sure not ruin it for those that have not seen it )
[monkeyboy] I HAVN'T SEEN IT!
[monkeyboy] DON'T RUIN IT!
[ClydeFrog] man, in the theater, there was this one guy that was ruining the experience of it though
[ClydeFrog] he had the mos annoying laugh
[ClydeFrog] the whole time i was thinking how can his girlfriend/wife put up with it
[ClydeFrog] it was horrible
[knarf] how about when the aliens bit mel gibson and poisoned him....crazy!!!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: and then he started to turn into one, i got scared
[knarf] crap dude....use /msg, monkeyboy hasnt seen it yet
[ClydeFrog] knarf: good thing for his dog who saved him by tricking him to drink the antidote that he made himself out of dog biscuits and snausages
[ClydeFrog] oh sorry
[knarf] /mgs ClydeFrog yeah, that was gross when you thought he was making the snausages outta alien poo.
[knarf] opps...damn typos.
[ClydeFrog] /msg knarf i almost threw up
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: i can save you 750 and just tell you what happens
[monkeyboy] blah blah blah.
[ClydeFrog] infact, me and knarf can act it out
[monkeyboy] I'm not eppy.
[ClydeFrog] i want to be mel gibson though
[knarf] [music starts....credits start to roll]
[monkeyboy] so you're saying knarf is a gay-looking roman emperor?
* ClydeFrog clears throat and gets into character
[knarf] ClydeFrog as the guy played by mel gibson
[ClydeFrog] [camerca pans in]
* ClydeFrog looks off into the distance
[knarf] starring knarf as the guy who played the gay looking roman dude
[knarf] [ahem]
[ClydeFrog] [camera swishes by]
[knarf] [then silence]
[ClydeFrog] "Hi there, what are we going to do today"
[ClydeFrog] wait
* ClydeFrog is now known as MGibsonDude
[MGibsonDude] "Hi there, what are we going to do today"
* knarf is now known as gay-looking
[gay-looking] well, i was just about done picking the corn. was gonna start...what the!?
[monkeyboy] you guys are amazing... ;)
[gay-looking] look, up int the sky!!!
[MGibsonDude] "did you do that to the crops, draw some circles and stuff
* MGibsonDude looks up
[MGibsonDude] what?
[gay-looking] uh...never mind...thought i saw something. circles? what circles?
[MGibsonDude] you know circles, those four sided geometry figures
[gay-looking] [camera pans left to open crop field]
[gay-looking] [dum da dummmmm]
[MGibsonDude] theres some cut into the field
[MGibsonDude] do you know where they came from
[gay-looking] [gasp]
[gay-looking] sorry hoss....those werent there a few minutes ago!
[gay-looking] [dum da dummmmm]
[MGibsonDude] oh no, look
* gay-looking looks
* MGibsonDude points finger at barn
[MGibsonDude] there is somehting over there
[gay-looking] you reckon its a coon?
[MGibsonDude] i hope so, then we can eat good tonight
[gay-looking] yummy
[gay-looking] wait!
[MGibsonDude] what?
[gay-looking] i forgot my chew.
* gay-looking runs back to the tractor for his chew
[gay-looking] ok, lets go check it out
[MGibsonDude] damn it, how many times do i have to tell you never forget your chew
* MGibsonDude walks towards barn
* gay-looking follws MGibsonDude
* MGibsonDude jumps back
[MGibsonDude] oh no, its an alien
[gay-looking] no way!
[MGibsonDude] and not the illegal mexican kind
[MGibsonDude] what should we do?
[gay-looking] maybe we should carelessly investigate a little closer....even though we might die or become infected by a dangerous alien virus
[MGibsonDude] good idea
[MGibsonDude] i wont even take this gun with me
* MGibsonDude puts down gun
[gay-looking] good idea
* gay-looking puts down his sickle
[gay-looking] oh no!!!
[MGibsonDude] whats wrong
[gay-looking] that there alien dude is taking all our chew!
[MGibsonDude] get'em
[gay-looking] i cant....cant....m-m-m-ove....
[MGibsonDude] oh no, i got stabbed through the heart with his claw like hand which is also dipped in some unknown poison
[MGibsonDude] i think im going to die
[gay-looking] alien dude has mind control over me
* MGibsonDude looks at gay-looking
[monkeyboy] if any of this crap is in the movie, I'm gonna be pissed that the movie sucks that bad and that you guys revealed it.
[gay-looking] i cant stop eating all my chew
[MGibsonDude] i will always love you, please remember that
[gay-looking] i cant take it anymore...
[monkeyboy] never knew the plot was sponsored by red man.
[gay-looking] MGibsonDude...no!!! dont say that!
* MGibsonDude coughs......
[gay-looking] [ugh]
* MGibsonDude eyes close
[gay-looking] NOOOOOooooooooo!!!!
[gay-looking] [roll credits]
[gay-looking] [applause]
[MGibsonDude] [whistles]
* gay-looking takes bow
* MGibsonDude curtsies
* MGibsonDude is now known as ClydeFrog
* gay-looking is now known as knarf
[ClydeFrog] yeah, monkey, thats pretty much it
[knarf] no you can see Croc Hunter's Collision Course
[ClydeFrog] or country bears
* eppy (~dnevarez@guccipiggy.austin.ibm.com) has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: uh, so when are you going to pay me and knarf our 750 for practically showing you the movie
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: you better not try and get out of it either
[knarf] oh, we saw it too...it was freaky
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[ClydeFrog] i was wondering how it was going to end (making sure not ruin it for those that have not seen it )
[monkeyboy] I HAVN'T SEEN IT!
[monkeyboy] DON'T RUIN IT!
[ClydeFrog] man, in the theater, there was this one guy that was ruining the experience of it though
[ClydeFrog] he had the mos annoying laugh
[ClydeFrog] the whole time i was thinking how can his girlfriend/wife put up with it
[ClydeFrog] it was horrible
[knarf] how about when the aliens bit mel gibson and poisoned him....crazy!!!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: and then he started to turn into one, i got scared
[knarf] crap dude....use /msg, monkeyboy hasnt seen it yet
[ClydeFrog] knarf: good thing for his dog who saved him by tricking him to drink the antidote that he made himself out of dog biscuits and snausages
[ClydeFrog] oh sorry
[knarf] /mgs ClydeFrog yeah, that was gross when you thought he was making the snausages outta alien poo.
[knarf] opps...damn typos.
[ClydeFrog] /msg knarf i almost threw up
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: i can save you 750 and just tell you what happens
[monkeyboy] blah blah blah.
[ClydeFrog] infact, me and knarf can act it out
[monkeyboy] I'm not eppy.
[ClydeFrog] i want to be mel gibson though
[knarf] [music starts....credits start to roll]
[monkeyboy] so you're saying knarf is a gay-looking roman emperor?
* ClydeFrog clears throat and gets into character
[knarf] ClydeFrog as the guy played by mel gibson
[ClydeFrog] [camerca pans in]
* ClydeFrog looks off into the distance
[knarf] starring knarf as the guy who played the gay looking roman dude
[knarf] [ahem]
[ClydeFrog] [camera swishes by]
[knarf] [then silence]
[ClydeFrog] "Hi there, what are we going to do today"
[ClydeFrog] wait
* ClydeFrog is now known as MGibsonDude
[MGibsonDude] "Hi there, what are we going to do today"
* knarf is now known as gay-looking
[gay-looking] well, i was just about done picking the corn. was gonna start...what the!?
[monkeyboy] you guys are amazing... ;)
[gay-looking] look, up int the sky!!!
[MGibsonDude] "did you do that to the crops, draw some circles and stuff
* MGibsonDude looks up
[MGibsonDude] what?
[gay-looking] uh...never mind...thought i saw something. circles? what circles?
[MGibsonDude] you know circles, those four sided geometry figures
[gay-looking] [camera pans left to open crop field]
[gay-looking] [dum da dummmmm]
[MGibsonDude] theres some cut into the field
[MGibsonDude] do you know where they came from
[gay-looking] [gasp]
[gay-looking] sorry hoss....those werent there a few minutes ago!
[gay-looking] [dum da dummmmm]
[MGibsonDude] oh no, look
* gay-looking looks
* MGibsonDude points finger at barn
[MGibsonDude] there is somehting over there
[gay-looking] you reckon its a coon?
[MGibsonDude] i hope so, then we can eat good tonight
[gay-looking] yummy
[gay-looking] wait!
[MGibsonDude] what?
[gay-looking] i forgot my chew.
* gay-looking runs back to the tractor for his chew
[gay-looking] ok, lets go check it out
[MGibsonDude] damn it, how many times do i have to tell you never forget your chew
* MGibsonDude walks towards barn
* gay-looking follws MGibsonDude
* MGibsonDude jumps back
[MGibsonDude] oh no, its an alien
[gay-looking] no way!
[MGibsonDude] and not the illegal mexican kind
[MGibsonDude] what should we do?
[gay-looking] maybe we should carelessly investigate a little closer....even though we might die or become infected by a dangerous alien virus
[MGibsonDude] good idea
[MGibsonDude] i wont even take this gun with me
* MGibsonDude puts down gun
[gay-looking] good idea
* gay-looking puts down his sickle
[gay-looking] oh no!!!
[MGibsonDude] whats wrong
[gay-looking] that there alien dude is taking all our chew!
[MGibsonDude] get'em
[gay-looking] i cant....cant....m-m-m-ove....
[MGibsonDude] oh no, i got stabbed through the heart with his claw like hand which is also dipped in some unknown poison
[MGibsonDude] i think im going to die
[gay-looking] alien dude has mind control over me
* MGibsonDude looks at gay-looking
[monkeyboy] if any of this crap is in the movie, I'm gonna be pissed that the movie sucks that bad and that you guys revealed it.
[gay-looking] i cant stop eating all my chew
[MGibsonDude] i will always love you, please remember that
[gay-looking] i cant take it anymore...
[monkeyboy] never knew the plot was sponsored by red man.
[gay-looking] MGibsonDude...no!!! dont say that!
* MGibsonDude coughs......
[gay-looking] [ugh]
* MGibsonDude eyes close
[gay-looking] NOOOOOooooooooo!!!!
[gay-looking] [roll credits]
[gay-looking] [applause]
[MGibsonDude] [whistles]
* gay-looking takes bow
* MGibsonDude curtsies
* MGibsonDude is now known as ClydeFrog
* gay-looking is now known as knarf
[ClydeFrog] yeah, monkey, thats pretty much it
[knarf] no you can see Croc Hunter's Collision Course
[ClydeFrog] or country bears
* eppy (~dnevarez@guccipiggy.austin.ibm.com) has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: uh, so when are you going to pay me and knarf our 750 for practically showing you the movie
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: you better not try and get out of it either
News Flash
[Cracker] dave - are you going to salt lick?
[eppy] uh-huh
[Cracker] I heard that place gets crazy sometimes
[eppy] crazy?
[eppy] well maybe since its good friday it wont be so packed
[eppy] but this town doesnt have as many catholics as ept
[eppy] it might not be a factor....now back to Wendy with the Weather
[Cracker] well, it's nice out - alittle breezy
[Cracker] with a 5-10mph N/nE wind. The humidity factor is about 30% right now, so it's pretty enjoyabel!
[Cracker] and, now Knarf has the latest sports news...
[knarf] well sportsfans...it was an interesting day in the world of pong yesterday.
[knarf] the ibm invitational tourny was cancelled because of a tornado warning in 908.
chelle has joined channel #chat
[Cracker] that's too bad knarf - when will normal game play resume?
[chelle] morning
[knarf] the games have been rescheduled for this after noon and will feature a rivalry like no other between three of the world's best...
[Cracker] shhhh... we're on the air
[knarf] knarf, ClydeFrog and eppy.
[knarf] back to you Cracker
[eppy] .....this just in
[Cracker] sounds great knarf... we have a special guest in the studio this morning
[Cracker] oh, what's that eppy epperman?
[eppy] NEWS BRIEF NEWS BRIEF
[eppy] ...a couple a bandits were seen leaving Austin on a wild rampage
[chelle] lol
[eppy] apparently one of the bandits is all-star pong player Clyde P Frog
[knarf] [filem clip of a dark blue sports trac running behind eppy]
[eppy] the distrot athlete has appaarently robbed a convient store
[Cracker] but the big question is - who was the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P frog?
[eppy] we'll send to chelle our action news reporter in the sky with our SKY-CAM news team
[eppy] chelle...what do you see?
[chelle] right now we are following clyde frog's sport trac down i-10
[eppy] [fuss][requency noise]
[chelle] we have no idea why he is going west on i-10.
[Cracker] [chopper noise]
[chelle] we believe that he may have plans to hit a mom and pop shop in sonora.
[chelle] [chopper zooms in closer to the sports trac]
[Cracker] Chelle - is anyone else in the car with him? is that midget there?
[eppy] ...any clues as to who the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P Frogs back?
[knarf] this just in...
[chelle] well all we can see right now is clyde frog driving....that midget cannot be seen anywhere[knarf] the 2 in fact have robbed a mom and pop store in sonora and were seen heading west on i-10
[eppy] lol
[knarf] apparently they are headed for....el paso?
[LeMac] what's up?????????
[Cracker] EL PASO? what the hell's in el paso?
[Cracker] shhh.. we're on a hot chase
[knarf] eye witnesses tell their story:
[knarf] [witness1]
[chelle] EL PASO!!!
knarf is now known as witness1
[witness1] oh it was horrible....
[eppy] is that PoP from the mom and pop store?
[chelle] what did you see pop?
[witness1] the man had a scary look in his eyes...
[witness1] and he had a hobgoblin with him!!
[chelle] a hobgoblin? i thought that wasn't possible!!
[witness1] they took all the power bars and glitter in the store and ran out screming hysterically...
[chelle] lol
[eppy] the madness the madness
[witness1] i heard the man say something about "El Paso here we come"!!
[LeMac] oh! the inhumanity!
witness1 is now known as knarf
[chelle] po, do you think they are trying to cross the border?
[chelle] po = pop
[LeMac] stop! I'm scared...
[chelle] it seems we have lost contact with pop.
[knarf] folks...one last update...
[LeMac] I heard that the hobgoblin is known to be able to stand very still and blend with her environment and can keep one eye on you and the other on something else....her eyes were built like that...
[knarf] the eye witness talk to police sketc artitst...please if you see this man `:[ dont not approach them!! call authorities immediately!! back to you the studio with eppy and Cracker
[eppy] [shuffles papers]
[knarf] LOL
[eppy] thank you chelle and knarf
[noodleLeg] good morning
[eppy] ahem...now for some cooking advise from our Cooking expert...noodleLeg
[eppy] tell us about your reciepe
[noodleLeg] for chile con queso?
[LeMac] I have a scetch of the hobgoblin...just in
[noodleLeg] cuz you know its always a good time for queso
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[knarf] [security runs the intruder, possibly an accomplice, LeMac out of the studio]
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[Cracker] wow - that looks just like the midget - i mean hobgoblin
[knarf] give it up...youre ruining the cooking segment
[Cracker] AMazing - we'll keep that posted on the screen, if anyone sees this person call our tollfree hotline
[eppy] its heinous!
[Cracker] yes, i will have nightmares tonight
[noodleLeg] okay first you need 10 jalepanos
[noodleLeg] preferably from el paso
[Cracker] [gasp]
[eppy] `:[
[knarf] ACK!
[Cracker] That's a very evil place, noodleLeg, are you sure we can't get them elsewhere?
[eppy] (thinks to self...gee i wonder if that is why they were heading to hEL Paso
[noodleLeg] they're just not hot enough out here
[noodleLeg] the evil adds to the flavor
[noodleLeg] eppy:haha
[noodleLeg] you need to boil the evil out of the jalepanos
[noodleLeg] you also need other onion and tomato (these do not require any additional evil) they can be gathered locally
[Cracker] ahhh... i see. Do you need a priest around for this recipe?
[noodleLeg] no, but it's good to have other evil spirits around to protect you
[noodleLeg] i prefer the vampire kind
[eppy] :|
[noodleLeg] good spirits are useless cuz they're not good fighters
[noodleLeg] so you should befriend a couple of evil spirits
[noodleLeg] that's why i'm friends with dave
[eppy] [shuffles papers and turns away]...huh...thanks for the recipe...it sounds delicious
[eppy] not to my co-host...with a special news update...here's LeMac
[eppy] not=now
[noodleLeg] but you didn't even let me get to the queso part of the queso recipe
[Cracker] is one allowed to make this on Good Friday?
[eppy] [camera pans to and away from noodle]
[Cracker] Well... it looks like our times almost up...
[noodleLeg] yes, cuz there's not meat
[knarf] [channel signal is lost....only static is seen and heard]
[noodleLeg] not=no
[Cracker] you suck frank
[knarf] opps!! my bad! [knarf plugs the cord back in]
[knarf] sorry bout that...
[Cracker] .... you updated with all the latest news on teh Clyde/hobgoblin chase
[knarf] hmmm....cracker....were live here....
[Cracker] Stay tuned for what's coming up next on IBMnetwork
* helga has joined channel #chat
[helga] mornin
[Cracker] oh, thanks for coming in helga - she's our new scheduler
[chelle] morning helga
[Cracker] on the our TV STATION
[helga] i'm the new scheduler? bfw?
[Cracker] Please, can you tell us, what the next show is on our network? since the NEWS IS OVER?
[helga] montel williams. sylvia plath is about to read your fortune
[Cracker] OH! I love syliva plath... Not too keen on Montel though
[Cracker] THank you Helga! Our new programmer at the studio. Everyone have a great friday and we'll see you next week
[Cracker] i mean Good Friday
[Cracker] [shuffles papers and turns to smile at other anchors]
[Cracker] pssstt... eppy, say goodbye
[eppy] Goodbye America...and God Bless
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] [chuckles to other anchors]
[knarf] knarf, dude....that was a bit much wasnt it?
[knarf] its not like youre tom brokahawasawhahaw
[noodleLeg] helga: you missed my chile con queso recipe
[knarf] good bye america???
[eppy] yeah...i was signing off
[knarf] were just going to montel...not going off air for the nite...
[noodleLeg] is was the cooking expert despite the fact that i can only cook one thing
[knarf] i dont know why YOU are the top paid anchor!??
[eppy] you just do sports
[knarf] everyone knows your hair is a toupe`
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] its on snug
[knarf] [mumbling to self]stoopid mr.hotshot achorman...
[noodleLeg] sounds like the sportsman is jealous
[eppy] what...just 'cause to do a couple radio shows you think youre some BIG celeb
[eppy] to=you
[knarf] not just any radio show! the sxsw coverage AND the dr.drew and adam show...
[eppy] [smirks]
[knarf] both have a wide range of listners thank you very much!!
[noodleLeg] you got to hang out with dr drew and adam?
[eppy] you said like FOUR words!
[eppy] hi im knarf buttf*%k
[knarf] yes...i filled in for adam and the show was a great success! it was nevery funny or more fluid.
[knarf] thats it...that tape i have of you and youre co-host lemac....yeah, well, im making it public!!! take that mr.hotshotanchorman!
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] :\
[eppy] thats not me in that video
[knarf] the truth will be known ho
[knarf] the truth will be known how lemac went from pizza delivery boy to co-anchor in 2 weeks will finally be known!!
[eppy] the kids got an excellent smile
[knarf] oh its you...it starts off with you puttin on your toupe backstage and lemac bring your pizza....and getting his "tip"
[eppy] does twice as good of job as you
[knarf] [knarf stomps out of the studio]
[eppy] damn hot head
[chelle] welcome to another episode of behind the news
[knarf] [grabs his gat from his trunk and heads back to the studio]
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] all anchors lie a bloody pool of their own self righteousness
[knarf] [knarf leaves no survivors and goes home and enjoys a hot pocket as he watches montel]
[chelle] i didn't know knarf had it in him
[knarf] oh yeah! i like hot pockets...pepperoni are the best
[chelle] i just never pictured you as a hot pocket person...maybe more of a hungry man dinner kind of guy
[knarf] lol
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] helga: how was sushi?
[helga] sushi was pretty good. we were all late and
[eppy] uh-huh
[Cracker] I heard that place gets crazy sometimes
[eppy] crazy?
[eppy] well maybe since its good friday it wont be so packed
[eppy] but this town doesnt have as many catholics as ept
[eppy] it might not be a factor....now back to Wendy with the Weather
[Cracker] well, it's nice out - alittle breezy
[Cracker] with a 5-10mph N/nE wind. The humidity factor is about 30% right now, so it's pretty enjoyabel!
[Cracker] and, now Knarf has the latest sports news...
[knarf] well sportsfans...it was an interesting day in the world of pong yesterday.
[knarf] the ibm invitational tourny was cancelled because of a tornado warning in 908.
chelle has joined channel #chat
[Cracker] that's too bad knarf - when will normal game play resume?
[chelle] morning
[knarf] the games have been rescheduled for this after noon and will feature a rivalry like no other between three of the world's best...
[Cracker] shhhh... we're on the air
[knarf] knarf, ClydeFrog and eppy.
[knarf] back to you Cracker
[eppy] .....this just in
[Cracker] sounds great knarf... we have a special guest in the studio this morning
[Cracker] oh, what's that eppy epperman?
[eppy] NEWS BRIEF NEWS BRIEF
[eppy] ...a couple a bandits were seen leaving Austin on a wild rampage
[chelle] lol
[eppy] apparently one of the bandits is all-star pong player Clyde P Frog
[knarf] [filem clip of a dark blue sports trac running behind eppy]
[eppy] the distrot athlete has appaarently robbed a convient store
[Cracker] but the big question is - who was the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P frog?
[eppy] we'll send to chelle our action news reporter in the sky with our SKY-CAM news team
[eppy] chelle...what do you see?
[chelle] right now we are following clyde frog's sport trac down i-10
[eppy] [fuss][requency noise]
[chelle] we have no idea why he is going west on i-10.
[Cracker] [chopper noise]
[chelle] we believe that he may have plans to hit a mom and pop shop in sonora.
[chelle] [chopper zooms in closer to the sports trac]
[Cracker] Chelle - is anyone else in the car with him? is that midget there?
[eppy] ...any clues as to who the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P Frogs back?
[knarf] this just in...
[chelle] well all we can see right now is clyde frog driving....that midget cannot be seen anywhere[knarf] the 2 in fact have robbed a mom and pop store in sonora and were seen heading west on i-10
[eppy] lol
[knarf] apparently they are headed for....el paso?
[LeMac] what's up?????????
[Cracker] EL PASO? what the hell's in el paso?
[Cracker] shhh.. we're on a hot chase
[knarf] eye witnesses tell their story:
[knarf] [witness1]
[chelle] EL PASO!!!
knarf is now known as witness1
[witness1] oh it was horrible....
[eppy] is that PoP from the mom and pop store?
[chelle] what did you see pop?
[witness1] the man had a scary look in his eyes...
[witness1] and he had a hobgoblin with him!!
[chelle] a hobgoblin? i thought that wasn't possible!!
[witness1] they took all the power bars and glitter in the store and ran out screming hysterically...
[chelle] lol
[eppy] the madness the madness
[witness1] i heard the man say something about "El Paso here we come"!!
[LeMac] oh! the inhumanity!
witness1 is now known as knarf
[chelle] po, do you think they are trying to cross the border?
[chelle] po = pop
[LeMac] stop! I'm scared...
[chelle] it seems we have lost contact with pop.
[knarf] folks...one last update...
[LeMac] I heard that the hobgoblin is known to be able to stand very still and blend with her environment and can keep one eye on you and the other on something else....her eyes were built like that...
[knarf] the eye witness talk to police sketc artitst...please if you see this man `:[ dont not approach them!! call authorities immediately!! back to you the studio with eppy and Cracker
[eppy] [shuffles papers]
[knarf] LOL
[eppy] thank you chelle and knarf
[noodleLeg] good morning
[eppy] ahem...now for some cooking advise from our Cooking expert...noodleLeg
[eppy] tell us about your reciepe
[noodleLeg] for chile con queso?
[LeMac] I have a scetch of the hobgoblin...just in
[noodleLeg] cuz you know its always a good time for queso
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[knarf] [security runs the intruder, possibly an accomplice, LeMac out of the studio]
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[Cracker] wow - that looks just like the midget - i mean hobgoblin
[knarf] give it up...youre ruining the cooking segment
[Cracker] AMazing - we'll keep that posted on the screen, if anyone sees this person call our tollfree hotline
[eppy] its heinous!
[Cracker] yes, i will have nightmares tonight
[noodleLeg] okay first you need 10 jalepanos
[noodleLeg] preferably from el paso
[Cracker] [gasp]
[eppy] `:[
[knarf] ACK!
[Cracker] That's a very evil place, noodleLeg, are you sure we can't get them elsewhere?
[eppy] (thinks to self...gee i wonder if that is why they were heading to hEL Paso
[noodleLeg] they're just not hot enough out here
[noodleLeg] the evil adds to the flavor
[noodleLeg] eppy:haha
[noodleLeg] you need to boil the evil out of the jalepanos
[noodleLeg] you also need other onion and tomato (these do not require any additional evil) they can be gathered locally
[Cracker] ahhh... i see. Do you need a priest around for this recipe?
[noodleLeg] no, but it's good to have other evil spirits around to protect you
[noodleLeg] i prefer the vampire kind
[eppy] :|
[noodleLeg] good spirits are useless cuz they're not good fighters
[noodleLeg] so you should befriend a couple of evil spirits
[noodleLeg] that's why i'm friends with dave
[eppy] [shuffles papers and turns away]...huh...thanks for the recipe...it sounds delicious
[eppy] not to my co-host...with a special news update...here's LeMac
[eppy] not=now
[noodleLeg] but you didn't even let me get to the queso part of the queso recipe
[Cracker] is one allowed to make this on Good Friday?
[eppy] [camera pans to and away from noodle]
[Cracker] Well... it looks like our times almost up...
[noodleLeg] yes, cuz there's not meat
[knarf] [channel signal is lost....only static is seen and heard]
[noodleLeg] not=no
[Cracker] you suck frank
[knarf] opps!! my bad! [knarf plugs the cord back in]
[knarf] sorry bout that...
[Cracker] .... you updated with all the latest news on teh Clyde/hobgoblin chase
[knarf] hmmm....cracker....were live here....
[Cracker] Stay tuned for what's coming up next on IBMnetwork
* helga has joined channel #chat
[helga] mornin
[Cracker] oh, thanks for coming in helga - she's our new scheduler
[chelle] morning helga
[Cracker] on the our TV STATION
[helga] i'm the new scheduler? bfw?
[Cracker] Please, can you tell us, what the next show is on our network? since the NEWS IS OVER?
[helga] montel williams. sylvia plath is about to read your fortune
[Cracker] OH! I love syliva plath... Not too keen on Montel though
[Cracker] THank you Helga! Our new programmer at the studio. Everyone have a great friday and we'll see you next week
[Cracker] i mean Good Friday
[Cracker] [shuffles papers and turns to smile at other anchors]
[Cracker] pssstt... eppy, say goodbye
[eppy] Goodbye America...and God Bless
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] [chuckles to other anchors]
[knarf] knarf, dude....that was a bit much wasnt it?
[knarf] its not like youre tom brokahawasawhahaw
[noodleLeg] helga: you missed my chile con queso recipe
[knarf] good bye america???
[eppy] yeah...i was signing off
[knarf] were just going to montel...not going off air for the nite...
[noodleLeg] is was the cooking expert despite the fact that i can only cook one thing
[knarf] i dont know why YOU are the top paid anchor!??
[eppy] you just do sports
[knarf] everyone knows your hair is a toupe`
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] its on snug
[knarf] [mumbling to self]stoopid mr.hotshot achorman...
[noodleLeg] sounds like the sportsman is jealous
[eppy] what...just 'cause to do a couple radio shows you think youre some BIG celeb
[eppy] to=you
[knarf] not just any radio show! the sxsw coverage AND the dr.drew and adam show...
[eppy] [smirks]
[knarf] both have a wide range of listners thank you very much!!
[noodleLeg] you got to hang out with dr drew and adam?
[eppy] you said like FOUR words!
[eppy] hi im knarf buttf*%k
[knarf] yes...i filled in for adam and the show was a great success! it was nevery funny or more fluid.
[knarf] thats it...that tape i have of you and youre co-host lemac....yeah, well, im making it public!!! take that mr.hotshotanchorman!
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] :\
[eppy] thats not me in that video
[knarf] the truth will be known ho
[knarf] the truth will be known how lemac went from pizza delivery boy to co-anchor in 2 weeks will finally be known!!
[eppy] the kids got an excellent smile
[knarf] oh its you...it starts off with you puttin on your toupe backstage and lemac bring your pizza....and getting his "tip"
[eppy] does twice as good of job as you
[knarf] [knarf stomps out of the studio]
[eppy] damn hot head
[chelle] welcome to another episode of behind the news
[knarf] [grabs his gat from his trunk and heads back to the studio]
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] all anchors lie a bloody pool of their own self righteousness
[knarf] [knarf leaves no survivors and goes home and enjoys a hot pocket as he watches montel]
[chelle] i didn't know knarf had it in him
[knarf] oh yeah! i like hot pockets...pepperoni are the best
[chelle] i just never pictured you as a hot pocket person...maybe more of a hungry man dinner kind of guy
[knarf] lol
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] helga: how was sushi?
[helga] sushi was pretty good. we were all late and
Darth Maul Jedi-napped
[knarf] is it just me or do you guys feel like youre here very waking moment?
[monkeyboy] ahahahahaha
[monkeyboy] it NEVER ENDS!
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll continue working it forever just because
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll just keep on working it forever just because
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll just keep on working it forever just because
[eppy] this is the job that never ends....
[monkeyboy] (sung in the style of brak)
[knarf] guess the song just ended
* helga has joined channel #chat
[helga] hola
[knarf] monkeyboy: you are correct sir! that was brak style
[eppy] mornin' bobbi
[knarf] sup bobbi
[helga] hi dave
[helga] hey knarf
[knarf] [GASP!!]
[knarf] WHO TOOK MY DARTH MAUL!?
[helga] the boogy man
[knarf] its half darth maul (the bottom half was mauled by Jeze), but it was a darth maul nonetheless.
* knarf looking in eppy's direction
[knarf] so? who took it?
ClydeFrog points at eppy
[eppy] wha' i do?
[knarf] eppy: you are being charged with the abduction of darth maul. how do you plead?
[knarf] plea?
[ClydeFrog] yeah, i think thats right
[monkeyboy] [eppy] Guilty, your honor!
[eppy] pues i didnt do it, sir
[monkeyboy] take 'em away boys!
[knarf] the evidence is completely circumstantial....but you fit the profile.
[helga] Eppy! don't say anything till your lawyer arrives
[knarf] foreman of the jury....have you made a decision?
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude] GUILTY, your honor
[eppy] helga: will you be my lawyer?
[helga] um, whatever happened to due process?
* helga is now known as eppysLawyer
[eppysLawyer] i object, your honor!
[knarf] [HAMMER COMES DOWN]
[knarf] smack! smack! smack!
[monkeyboy] uhm, he confessed...look -] [eppy] Guilty, your honor!
[eppysLawyer] your honor, this is completely ridiculous!
[monkeyboy] I can't make that up.
monkeyboy is now known as knarfs-da
[eppysLawyer] your honor, that statement was never signed by my client
[knarf] in light of exhibit B brought fourth by monkeyboy, i have no choice but to sentence you to 3 months in the county jail.
[eppy] wha?
[knarf] meet your new cell mate....with Bobbi Joe Lee
[knarfs-da] Persuant to law 14 secion 3 subsecion c, it clearly states: "if eppy is found near the scene of the crime, he is clearly the guilt party"
[knarf] bailif(sp)! take him away!
[knarfs-da] your honor, I suggest throwing the book at this public menace before more maul's are mauled.
[eppysLawyer] your honor!
knarf throws "war and peace" at eppy's head
[eppy] (secretely happy he gets a new orange jumpsuit)
[knarf] [with a disgusted tone] get him outta my site
[knarf] sight
[eppysLawyer] [whispering to client] do you want me to get you out or are you happy with the decision
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude] we also find the defendant, eppy epperman, guilty of impersonating a man, and impersonating a pong-player
[eppy] \msg eppysLawyer uh-yeah...NO!!!
[eppysLawyer] [still whispering] cuz you've got a pretty sweet deal... three meals a day, a workout gym, cable, and conjugal visits
Pagoda is now known as crazysooprizewi
[knarf] then the defendent shall server no less than 6 months in county
[knarf] at which point you will be eligible for parole if you wish.
crazysooprizewi is now known as suprzwitness
[knarf] this case is over!!!!
knarf swings the gavel one last time
[eppysLawyer] [whispering to client] and i hear they serve double cheeseburgers over at county
eppy holds up a "FREE EPPY" sign and gives a peace out to his homies
[knarf] eppy busts into, its a hard knock life
[suprzwitness] damn, too late
[eppysLawyer] suprzwitness: yeah, this court SUCKS
[eppysLawyer] suprzwitness: can i put you on the witness list for the appeal?
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude on Dateline with Stone Phillips]
[suprzwitness] sho thang
knarfs-da is now known as bubba-lee
knarf is now known as Stone
[ClydeFrog] I dont know what to tell you Stone, it was one of the most difficult decisions we had to make in their in the jury room
[bubba-lee] is this my new biaaatch? (looks pathetically at eppy)
[Stone] mr.headjurydude.....how do you feel about the conviction?
[ClydeFrog] well to tell you the truth, i truly feel that justice was done
[Stone] did the lack of evidence make the decision difficult?
bubba-lee is now known as bimbo-co-anchor
[ClydeFrog] i can now sleep at night knowing creeps like eppy are behind bars......no, not at all, we knew he was guilty just by looking at him, didnt matter what the evidence showed
[ClydeFrog] or didnt show
[bimbo-co-anchor] so, did it, like, you know, like suck not getting good dougnuts in the jury box?
[eppysLawyer] [interrupting the interview] stone, this was a complete and absolute disgrace to democracy! there was no evidence that linked my client to the crime scene.
[eppysLawyer] the darth maul was never recovered.
[eppysLawyer] fingerprints of my clients were never at the crime scene.
[ClydeFrog] bimbo-co-anchor: i can show you how much it sucked after this show if youd like [winks]
[Stone] eppysLawyer: what evidence did you have to prove he DIDNT do it?
[eppysLawyer] in fact, the only fingerprints they found WERE the victims... AND clydefrog's, who happened to be juror #1
[eppysLawyer] AND my client had an alibi!
[Stone] [looks at co-anchor in drag] dude...dont do it...remember what happened when you met geraldo for drinks after last weeks show?
[eppysLawyer] he was at mcdonald's, stocking up on double cheeseburgers... they have a 99 cent deal, ya know
[bimbo-co-anchor] oh really? how much?
[eppysLawyer] only 99 cent for a double cheeseburger!
[Stone] eppysLawyer: that alibi was thrown out the window when it was discovered the 99 cent price was over
[eppysLawyer] i'm sorry stone.
[eppysLawyer] that's wrong
bimbo-co-anchor is now known as monkeyboy
[monkeyboy] ok, I'm done. :)
[ClydeFrog] shes lying, she just doesnt want her client to go to jail, because she is also dating him, isnt that true eppysLawyer
[eppysLawyer] the deal was still on that afternoon
[Stone] besides....everyone was happy to see him get the book thrown at him.
[eppysLawyer] clydefrog: our personal relationship has nothing to do with this trial
[Stone] we get got knarf here via satellite....lets see how the victim is doing.
Stone is now known as knarf
[knarf] (feed with head jury dude is disconnected)
[knarf] (enter knarf)
[knarf] hey stone....
eppy singing to himself..."murder was the case that they gave me..."
[knarf] guess what!
[knarf] that day after the trial...bout 2 months ago now...i dropped a pencil by my desk.
[knarf] when i went to pick it up, i saw my darth maul back there....weird huh!?
[knarf] guess he didnt do it.
[eppysLawyer] you framed my client!
[eppysLawyer] we're going to sue you for everything you've got!
[knarf] no no....honest mistake. you guys will laugh and laugh.
[eppysLawyer] you'll end up penniless and broke, living in a van, down by the river
[knarf] i guess i should have mentioned this after the trial.
[monkeyboy] ahahahahaha
[monkeyboy] it NEVER ENDS!
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll continue working it forever just because
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll just keep on working it forever just because
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll just keep on working it forever just because
[eppy] this is the job that never ends....
[monkeyboy] (sung in the style of brak)
[knarf] guess the song just ended
* helga has joined channel #chat
[helga] hola
[knarf] monkeyboy: you are correct sir! that was brak style
[eppy] mornin' bobbi
[knarf] sup bobbi
[helga] hi dave
[helga] hey knarf
[knarf] [GASP!!]
[knarf] WHO TOOK MY DARTH MAUL!?
[helga] the boogy man
[knarf] its half darth maul (the bottom half was mauled by Jeze), but it was a darth maul nonetheless.
* knarf looking in eppy's direction
[knarf] so? who took it?
ClydeFrog points at eppy
[eppy] wha' i do?
[knarf] eppy: you are being charged with the abduction of darth maul. how do you plead?
[knarf] plea?
[ClydeFrog] yeah, i think thats right
[monkeyboy] [eppy] Guilty, your honor!
[eppy] pues i didnt do it, sir
[monkeyboy] take 'em away boys!
[knarf] the evidence is completely circumstantial....but you fit the profile.
[helga] Eppy! don't say anything till your lawyer arrives
[knarf] foreman of the jury....have you made a decision?
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude] GUILTY, your honor
[eppy] helga: will you be my lawyer?
[helga] um, whatever happened to due process?
* helga is now known as eppysLawyer
[eppysLawyer] i object, your honor!
[knarf] [HAMMER COMES DOWN]
[knarf] smack! smack! smack!
[monkeyboy] uhm, he confessed...look -] [eppy] Guilty, your honor!
[eppysLawyer] your honor, this is completely ridiculous!
[monkeyboy] I can't make that up.
monkeyboy is now known as knarfs-da
[eppysLawyer] your honor, that statement was never signed by my client
[knarf] in light of exhibit B brought fourth by monkeyboy, i have no choice but to sentence you to 3 months in the county jail.
[eppy] wha?
[knarf] meet your new cell mate....with Bobbi Joe Lee
[knarfs-da] Persuant to law 14 secion 3 subsecion c, it clearly states: "if eppy is found near the scene of the crime, he is clearly the guilt party"
[knarf] bailif(sp)! take him away!
[knarfs-da] your honor, I suggest throwing the book at this public menace before more maul's are mauled.
[eppysLawyer] your honor!
knarf throws "war and peace" at eppy's head
[eppy] (secretely happy he gets a new orange jumpsuit)
[knarf] [with a disgusted tone] get him outta my site
[knarf] sight
[eppysLawyer] [whispering to client] do you want me to get you out or are you happy with the decision
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude] we also find the defendant, eppy epperman, guilty of impersonating a man, and impersonating a pong-player
[eppy] \msg eppysLawyer uh-yeah...NO!!!
[eppysLawyer] [still whispering] cuz you've got a pretty sweet deal... three meals a day, a workout gym, cable, and conjugal visits
Pagoda is now known as crazysooprizewi
[knarf] then the defendent shall server no less than 6 months in county
[knarf] at which point you will be eligible for parole if you wish.
crazysooprizewi is now known as suprzwitness
[knarf] this case is over!!!!
knarf swings the gavel one last time
[eppysLawyer] [whispering to client] and i hear they serve double cheeseburgers over at county
eppy holds up a "FREE EPPY" sign and gives a peace out to his homies
[knarf] eppy busts into, its a hard knock life
[suprzwitness] damn, too late
[eppysLawyer] suprzwitness: yeah, this court SUCKS
[eppysLawyer] suprzwitness: can i put you on the witness list for the appeal?
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude on Dateline with Stone Phillips]
[suprzwitness] sho thang
knarfs-da is now known as bubba-lee
knarf is now known as Stone
[ClydeFrog] I dont know what to tell you Stone, it was one of the most difficult decisions we had to make in their in the jury room
[bubba-lee] is this my new biaaatch? (looks pathetically at eppy)
[Stone] mr.headjurydude.....how do you feel about the conviction?
[ClydeFrog] well to tell you the truth, i truly feel that justice was done
[Stone] did the lack of evidence make the decision difficult?
bubba-lee is now known as bimbo-co-anchor
[ClydeFrog] i can now sleep at night knowing creeps like eppy are behind bars......no, not at all, we knew he was guilty just by looking at him, didnt matter what the evidence showed
[ClydeFrog] or didnt show
[bimbo-co-anchor] so, did it, like, you know, like suck not getting good dougnuts in the jury box?
[eppysLawyer] [interrupting the interview] stone, this was a complete and absolute disgrace to democracy! there was no evidence that linked my client to the crime scene.
[eppysLawyer] the darth maul was never recovered.
[eppysLawyer] fingerprints of my clients were never at the crime scene.
[ClydeFrog] bimbo-co-anchor: i can show you how much it sucked after this show if youd like [winks]
[Stone] eppysLawyer: what evidence did you have to prove he DIDNT do it?
[eppysLawyer] in fact, the only fingerprints they found WERE the victims... AND clydefrog's, who happened to be juror #1
[eppysLawyer] AND my client had an alibi!
[Stone] [looks at co-anchor in drag] dude...dont do it...remember what happened when you met geraldo for drinks after last weeks show?
[eppysLawyer] he was at mcdonald's, stocking up on double cheeseburgers... they have a 99 cent deal, ya know
[bimbo-co-anchor] oh really? how much?
[eppysLawyer] only 99 cent for a double cheeseburger!
[Stone] eppysLawyer: that alibi was thrown out the window when it was discovered the 99 cent price was over
[eppysLawyer] i'm sorry stone.
[eppysLawyer] that's wrong
bimbo-co-anchor is now known as monkeyboy
[monkeyboy] ok, I'm done. :)
[ClydeFrog] shes lying, she just doesnt want her client to go to jail, because she is also dating him, isnt that true eppysLawyer
[eppysLawyer] the deal was still on that afternoon
[Stone] besides....everyone was happy to see him get the book thrown at him.
[eppysLawyer] clydefrog: our personal relationship has nothing to do with this trial
[Stone] we get got knarf here via satellite....lets see how the victim is doing.
Stone is now known as knarf
[knarf] (feed with head jury dude is disconnected)
[knarf] (enter knarf)
[knarf] hey stone....
eppy singing to himself..."murder was the case that they gave me..."
[knarf] guess what!
[knarf] that day after the trial...bout 2 months ago now...i dropped a pencil by my desk.
[knarf] when i went to pick it up, i saw my darth maul back there....weird huh!?
[knarf] guess he didnt do it.
[eppysLawyer] you framed my client!
[eppysLawyer] we're going to sue you for everything you've got!
[knarf] no no....honest mistake. you guys will laugh and laugh.
[eppysLawyer] you'll end up penniless and broke, living in a van, down by the river
[knarf] i guess i should have mentioned this after the trial.
Household Meeting
[Cracker] dave - seriously, we need to send rent $ tonight
[knarf] uh-oh
[ClydeFrog] hahaha, you guys are gonna get kicked out
[pepito] okay...im not trying stop you
[knarf] ouuuu
[ClydeFrog] can you call us when you all are getting evicted so we can go watch
[pepito] Cracker: i need the utility mad loot too
[knarf] ouuuu
[Cracker] okay, but I need a gentle reminder. okay, can we figure out the bills tonight then? after you get back from VB?
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[pepito] Cracker: 'ight
[ClydeFrog] can you guys record your house meeting
[knarf] hahahaha
[knarf] pepito: you take minutes
[ClydeFrog] knarf: the cat does
[knarf] i thought the cat ran the meetings?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: they take turns
[pepito] the cat has horrible penmenship
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. meow meow MEOW meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] eh, there messaging each other, no fun
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] i know, ill pick up after myself, i promise
[pepito] no were not you paranoid butt munch
[knarf] [cat] [rollseyes]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] I SWEAR
[pepito] lol
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. [looks at wendy] MEOW!! meow meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [cracker] what, i know i flushed the toilet, it wasnt me
[knarf] [cat] meeeeeow! meow meow meow. [slams paw on the table] meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [Cracker] alright it was me, but it wasnt my fault, i think i broke the toilet
[knarf] [cat] [raises paw to cracker] meow meow. [begins to lick it genitles.]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] [thinking to self] i wish i could do that
[Cracker] ew
[pepito] hahahha
[pepito] a pussy licking her...
[knarf] uh-oh
[ClydeFrog] hahaha, you guys are gonna get kicked out
[pepito] okay...im not trying stop you
[knarf] ouuuu
[ClydeFrog] can you call us when you all are getting evicted so we can go watch
[pepito] Cracker: i need the utility mad loot too
[knarf] ouuuu
[Cracker] okay, but I need a gentle reminder. okay, can we figure out the bills tonight then? after you get back from VB?
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[pepito] Cracker: 'ight
[ClydeFrog] can you guys record your house meeting
[knarf] hahahaha
[knarf] pepito: you take minutes
[ClydeFrog] knarf: the cat does
[knarf] i thought the cat ran the meetings?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: they take turns
[pepito] the cat has horrible penmenship
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. meow meow MEOW meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] eh, there messaging each other, no fun
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] i know, ill pick up after myself, i promise
[pepito] no were not you paranoid butt munch
[knarf] [cat] [rollseyes]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] I SWEAR
[pepito] lol
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. [looks at wendy] MEOW!! meow meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [cracker] what, i know i flushed the toilet, it wasnt me
[knarf] [cat] meeeeeow! meow meow meow. [slams paw on the table] meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [Cracker] alright it was me, but it wasnt my fault, i think i broke the toilet
[knarf] [cat] [raises paw to cracker] meow meow. [begins to lick it genitles.]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] [thinking to self] i wish i could do that
[Cracker] ew
[pepito] hahahha
[pepito] a pussy licking her...
a little dyslexic
[knarf] managers suck
[ClydeFrog] yeah, and unhappy loser kids rcok
[ClydeFrog] rcok=rock
[ClydeFrog] just a little dyslexic
[knarf] sounds like a new hit song
[ClydeFrog] its mine, i call dibs
[ClydeFrog] dibs
[knarf] do you have lyrics yet?
[ClydeFrog] yes
ClydeFrog frantically jots down lyrics on napkin
[knarf] ah man...hmmm....still running nutzS4.3
[ClydeFrog] uh, on another topic, whats a word that rhymes with confused
[knarf] amused?
[ClydeFrog] sweet, thanks
[knarf] refused
[knarf] used
[knarf] shoes-ed
[ClydeFrog] "I might be mixed up and confused"
[ClydeFrog] "But im in love and amused"
[ClydeFrog] "Im just a little dyslexic"
[knarf] i think we have a winner
[ClydeFrog] think britney would want to sing it
[knarf] sounds like a duet
[ClydeFrog] who would be the other person?
[knarf] you?
[ClydeFrog] i never thought youd ask
[knarf] so thats youre part....heres brits
[knarf] i thought you were saying hello
[knarf] instead you said good-bye
[knarf] whyd you have to go?
[knarf] and leave me here to cry
[ClydeFrog] i like it
[ClydeFrog] let me call her real quick
[knarf] aight
ClydeFrog dials number
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] uh hello
[ClydeFrog] hey baby whats up
[knarf] hehe
[ClydeFrog] oh hi clydefrog how is the love of my life doing
[ClydeFrog] im doing good, how bout you
[ClydeFrog] oh you know, i just cant be happy without you in my life
[ClydeFrog] i told you honey, it just isnt the time, but i do have something youll like to do
[ClydeFrog] what is it, you want me to wear that hit me baby one more time outfit for you
[ClydeFrog] no, no, not this time. i think i have song you might want to sing
[ClydeFrog] really, what is it
[ClydeFrog] its a clyde and knarf original, and we are giving it to you first
[ClydeFrog] really, let me hear it
[ClydeFrog] i havent even told you the good news, its going to be a duet, duet meaning you and me
[ClydeFrog] do you mean it, your not kidding are you
[ClydeFrog] nope, were gonna sing it baby, we are gonna sing it raw
[ClydeFrog] oh, i love it, of course ill do it, i cant wait
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill tell knarf that its a go
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill see you later, and remember, Im a slave for you
[ClydeFrog] i know you are, i know you are...good bye
ClydeFrog hangs up
[knarf] wow
[ClydeFrog] oh, that could be kind of scary if others saw that
[knarf] its a little scary for me....
[ClydeFrog] sorry
[ClydeFrog] yeah, and unhappy loser kids rcok
[ClydeFrog] rcok=rock
[ClydeFrog] just a little dyslexic
[knarf] sounds like a new hit song
[ClydeFrog] its mine, i call dibs
[ClydeFrog] dibs
[knarf] do you have lyrics yet?
[ClydeFrog] yes
ClydeFrog frantically jots down lyrics on napkin
[knarf] ah man...hmmm....still running nutzS4.3
[ClydeFrog] uh, on another topic, whats a word that rhymes with confused
[knarf] amused?
[ClydeFrog] sweet, thanks
[knarf] refused
[knarf] used
[knarf] shoes-ed
[ClydeFrog] "I might be mixed up and confused"
[ClydeFrog] "But im in love and amused"
[ClydeFrog] "Im just a little dyslexic"
[knarf] i think we have a winner
[ClydeFrog] think britney would want to sing it
[knarf] sounds like a duet
[ClydeFrog] who would be the other person?
[knarf] you?
[ClydeFrog] i never thought youd ask
[knarf] so thats youre part....heres brits
[knarf]
[knarf]
[knarf]
[knarf]
[ClydeFrog] i like it
[ClydeFrog] let me call her real quick
[knarf] aight
ClydeFrog dials number
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] hey baby whats up
[knarf] hehe
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] im doing good, how bout you
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] i told you honey, it just isnt the time, but i do have something youll like to do
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] no, no, not this time. i think i have song you might want to sing
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] its a clyde and knarf original, and we are giving it to you first
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] i havent even told you the good news, its going to be a duet, duet meaning you and me
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] nope, were gonna sing it baby, we are gonna sing it raw
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill tell knarf that its a go
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] i know you are, i know you are...good bye
ClydeFrog hangs up
[knarf] wow
[ClydeFrog] oh, that could be kind of scary if others saw that
[knarf] its a little scary for me....
[ClydeFrog] sorry
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