Chatty Chat: 2015

Friday, October 2, 2015

High Street Sass

10:50 monkey_boy: I think Alice Eve is really pretty, and from the interviews I've seen she seems a bit introverted and smart. I dig that.
10:53 tzcheezyP: she's cute, but i never figured how introversion works with performing arts. especially acting.
10:53 tzcheezyP has left IRC (Quit: meeting)
10:59 knarf: no idea who that is
10:59 knarf: once again monkey_boy is more into pop culture than i am
10:59 monkey_boy: she was in the star trek reboots
10:59 knarf: i saw them...still no idea
11:00 monkey_boy: haha, k
11:00 monkey_boy: guess she made more of an impression on me than you
11:00 knarf: i only remember the black chick from GotG
11:01 monkey_boy: the new Ohura gal?
11:01 knarf: yeah
11:05 monkey_boy: Alice played the daughter of the admiral?
11:05 monkey_boy: she was a science officer I think
11:07 knarf: gosh, i saw it a few times, but can't visualize her.
11:07 knarf: i guess she did make a better impression on you than me
11:09 monkey_boy: I'm a sucker for an attracive woman with a high street british accent
11:10 knarf: high street british? is that like code for "hooker" across the pond?
11:15 monkey_boy: it is not.
11:15 monkey_boy: high streets are the term the UK uses for larger streets
11:16 monkey_boy: and generally have more expensive stores
11:16 knarf: so a british snob
11:16 knarf: makes sense
11:18 monkey_boy: haha
11:18 monkey_boy: pretty much actually
11:19 monkey_boy: damn, I am a snob
11:19 knarf: :D

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Talk to the Face

16 knarf: tzcheezyP: it's your turn to spice up #chataus
16 knarf: oh, meeting...monkeyboy, you're turn
16 knarf: mehhhh
16 knarf: ClydeFrogger: its on you now
17 knarf knows ClydeFrogger is here
22 eppy: Knows=nose 
22 knarf: ok, i got a REALLY!? story
23 eppy: Knarf: I think ClydeFrogger really hates me now
23 ClydeFrogger: no i don't
23 eppy: Knarf: shoot
24 knarf: haha
24 knarf: ok, so you know how we have snacks and stuff at work
24 knarf: i walked over to get a drink
25 knarf: this dude "Billy" is on his phone nearby
25 knarf: i grab my drink and notice the jar of planters peanuts is open
25 ClydeFrogger: hehe...
25 knarf: figure i'll close it, but i can't find the lid
26 knarf: oh, well...i start to walk away and notice hes eating peanuts
26 knarf: i double take
26 knarf: he poured some out into the lid and eating out of the lid
26 knarf: like, lifting it up to his mouth 
26 ClydeFrogger: hehe
26 knarf: goes back and puts it back on the jar
27 eppy: Uh oh
27 knarf: we have tiny cups and bowls for that
27 ClydeFrogger: knarf : please tell me you said "REALLY?!!! COME ON, 'BILLY'!"
28 knarf: it wasn't an instant realization...walking away something didnt seem right
28 knarf: i didn't double take til i was halfway back to my desk
29 knarf: do they not have the general You Can't Double Dip A Chip rule in india?
29 ClydeFrogger: they primarily eat with their hands
30 eppy: I don't think it's an Indian thing
30 knarf: then hes just wrong on both counts
36 ClydeFrogger has left IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
21 tzcheezyP: i saw that weird dude in pan's labyrinth who looked with his hands.  that was creepy enough
21 knarf: i liked him
21 knarf: he didn't eat peanuts from the lid
22 tzcheezyP: http://orig03.deviantart.net/f373/f/2013/087/e/5/pans_labyrinth_monster_by_mrwonkystick-d5zjniq.gif
22 knarf: eppy could do better than that drawing
22 knarf: huh, eppy!
24 eppy: No diggity 
24 tzcheezyP: he's pretty creepy... until you notice there's a hole in the armpit of his costume https://www.blackgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image4full.jpg
25 knarf: how did you know there was a hole there?
25 tzcheezyP: you can totally smell it
25 knarf: why you sniffing his hole?
26 tzcheezyP: i was just... i ... i didn't... CAAAAT PAAARTAAAAAY!!
26 knarf: man, wiping after taking a dump would really suck for that guy
26 eppy: Haha
26 tzcheezyP: you know he wouldn't miss a spot
27 eppy: Playing baseball would be tricky
27 tzcheezyP: would give horrible new meaning to "getting an eyeful"
28 tzcheezyP: eppy: tru dat.  especially batting
30 tzcheezyP: and think of all that lip he'd have to take from his old lady.  cuz if he try to smackabitch, he'd give his own self a black eye.
30 eppy: Boxing would be tough
31 knarf: pretty much everything, but sitting at a dinner table and talking to someone, would suck
31 tzcheezyP: guillermo, wtf were you thinking???
32 knarf: i guess checking his blindspot would be pretty easy, but he'd have to always drive with one hand
32 eppy: I dunno. Would be good for looking around the corner 
32 tzcheezyP: who drives with both hands?
32 tzcheezyP: couldn't ride a motorcycle, or even a bicycle
32 knarf: not giving a chet and telling someone to "talk to the hand" would do no good.
33 eppy: I think we might be onto a geico commercial
33 knarf: i guess he could just tell them to talk to the face
33 eppy: At concerts he'd be good
34 knarf: ah, hell yeah
34 knarf: 10 points to Guillermo!
36 eppy: I'm the one who noticed!
36 eppy: Where's my points?
37 tzcheezyP: -10 pts to eppy for being greedy and trying to steal Guillermo's mojo
37 eppy: So unfair!
38 eppy: Those were my last points
38 tzcheezyP: guess you'll just have to kmf, son
38 knarf: check between the couch coushins
39 eppy: You sound illiterate 

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Mehhh

37 knarf: for those not on fb, do you recognize this?
37 knarf: https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11836860_10152913350146090_1899739870425385922_n.jpg?oh=4179f42d0dd0f3b2fbb317d27d5865b0&oe=5644CE56
37 monkey_boy: holy crap
38 tzcheezyP: that looks like the basement call in the cs building
38 monkey_boy: that's the hall to the lab
38 tzcheezyP: call=hall
38 monkey_boy: the one on the left was DR. Gates' (shudder) lab
39 tzcheezyP: is the CS building still standing?
39 monkey_boy: the hand dispenser is new
39 ClydeFrogger: the door on the right is the lab where i first "met" monkey and thought he was a computer snob
39 monkey_boy: it only took you 15 years to be proven right
39 ClydeFrogger: "mehhhh, im monkey_boy and i finish my labs in 2 seconds cause im awesome and know computers...mehhhh"
40 monkey_boy remembers saying mehhh a lot in college
41 ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy : i remember, too
41 ClydeFrogger: i thought it was weird at the time...still do
41 monkey_boy: and 2 seconds...that was one of the harder labs
41 tzcheezyP: he was to good for ACM. i remember that
41 tzcheezyP: ruth and i paid dues for him
42 tzcheezyP: *too
42 monkey_boy: ACM is fo' suckaz
42 monkey_boy: eppy taught me that
42 monkey_boy: mehhhhh
42 tzcheezyP: eppy was an officer
42 ClydeFrogger: eppy was just mad at ACM cause they rejected his logo suggestions
42 knarf: haha, that frosh monkey_boy impression was spot on
42 tzcheezyP: i crayoned his logo onto my acm hoodie
43 tzcheezyP: the frosh prince?
43 ClydeFrogger: i dont remember if i had CS I or CS II with tzcheezyP 
44 ClydeFrogger: he never said mehhh
44 monkey_boy: oh, he did
44 tzcheezyP: lies!
44 tzcheezyP: both of you
44 monkey_boy: you never did study group with him
44 monkey_boy: he waved his nerd flag high and proud
44 tzcheezyP remembers calling it his "flag"
45 tzcheezyP: could never talk ruth into pledging allegiance
45 ClydeFrogger is glad he never did study group with tzcheezyP 
45 ClydeFrogger: ruth was a big ol' nerd
46 tzcheezyP: she truly was
46 ClydeFrogger: i remember she was upset cause she missed 1 question on a test
46 knarf: tzcheezyP: lol
46 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy had a big ol' crush on her, but she barely noticed him
46 monkey_boy: she ditched me and tzcheezyP to study for numerical analysis
46 monkey_boy: for the final
46 tzcheezyP: i remember that
46 monkey_boy: when I asked why she said she was afraid we'd ask too many basic questions
46 tzcheezyP: was worried we weren't serious, would hold her back
46 ClydeFrogger: meanwhile, monkey_boy was walking around the halls just saying "mehhh"
47 monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger : that was 90% of how I studied
47 knarf: haha
47 tzcheezyP: we still got a's in numerical
47 monkey_boy: I got a B
47 knarf: dumbace
47 tzcheezyP: ok... we (me) got a's
47 ClydeFrogger: haha
47 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy: i'll share
47 monkey_boy: I was hoping Ruth was going to help me with the jerbomnsky matricies crap
47 monkey_boy: that crap never made sense to me
48 monkey_boy: (jacobian?)
48 tzcheezyP: yeah
48 knarf: is that how nerds whisper sweet nothings to each other?
48 monkey_boy: knarf : no. we say
48 monkey_boy: mehhhh.....
48 ClydeFrogger: hehe
48 knarf: haha
48 tzcheezyP: you cross product the matri-cee wth the matri-dee
49 knarf: monkey_boy: it doesnt matter what you post now. my mind automatically attaches "mehhhh" to the end of it
49 monkey_boy: haha
49 ClydeFrogger: haha
49 tzcheezyP: haah
49 tzcheezyP: ah=ha
49 monkey_boy: I'm surprised I was never pantsed or given a swirly
49 ClydeFrogger: cause you were around a bunch of nerds
49 tzcheezyP: we waited until you dozed
49 ClydeFrogger: that would be like hating on your own kind there
49 ClydeFrogger: like black on black crime
50 tzcheezyP: ruth also violated you during one nap
50 tzcheezyP: i promised not the tell
50 monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger : Today in breaking news we have a tragic story of nerd on nerd crime
50 knarf: "...or given a swirly [mehhh]"
50 tzcheezyP: haha
50 tzcheezyP: good stuff, fellas
50 knarf: i cant stop laughing
51 knarf: people know im not working now
51 tzcheezyP does a double-take
51 tzcheezyP: i didn't realize knarf was the one with the auto-mehh comment
51 tzcheezyP: i thought it was ClydeFrogger
52 knarf: monkey_boy: go do some nerding and write a mehhh-bot to append mehhh to all your posts
52 tzcheezyP is trying to picture swirly-pantse and realizes they look a lot like casserole pants
52 monkey_boy: do some nerding, I like that
53 tzcheezyP: knarf: what are they putting in the c0 over there?
53 tzcheezyP: you're all amped up
54 knarf: havent had any today!
54 knarf: i usually get one for the ride home
55 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy taught me that correlation is not causation, which is why i've always been suspicious of that phrase
55 monkey_boy: (mehhhh)
55 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy: is it still true?
56 tzcheezyP: i see
56 tzcheezyP remains doobie us

Friday, July 10, 2015

And When I Think About Sense 8 ...

‹knarf›
we started Sense 8 last night 

didnt finish it 

too many boobies in the first 10-15 mins 

‹ClydeFrogger›
i was about to say...it looked pretty racy from commercials 

‹knarf›
i hadnt really grabbed me in that time either 

‹ClydeFrogger›
uhhh 

‹knarf›
i hadnt seen any commercials 

‹ClydeFrogger›
....ok 

‹knarf›
haha 

it 

‹ClydeFrogger›
hahahaha 

‹knarf›
lol 

‹ClydeFrogger›
oh man that's good 

that's going in the archive 

‹knarf›

dammit 

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Noodles

‹ClydeFrogger›]
oh also... wanna try to do a pinballz day on friday the 17th? 

eppy should be back by then 

‹knarf›
that date sounds familiar, i will if i got nothing going on 

‹ClydeFrogger›
k 

‹knarf›
nope, its the 18th 

i should be good 

‹ClydeFrogger›
cool 

‹knarf›
you think eppy and monkey will want to get noodles first? 

‹ClydeFrogger›
haha 

noodles=sexy 

hahahaha 

yes, im 12 years old 

‹knarf›
haha 

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Eppygeist

11:19 ClydeFrogger: hmmm, i dont know about this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCmAaNk_iIQ

11:20 knarf: https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/star-wars-moguls-gif.gif#.png

11:32 knarf: ClydeFrogger: nice

11:33 Disconnected

11:33 You have joined the channel

11:33 knarf_ has joined (~knarf@66-90-163-4.static.grandenetworks.net)

11:33 Topic: It sure feels like a Thursday

11:33 monkey_boy set the topic at: Feb 5, 2015, 9:25 AM

11:33 knarf has left IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

11:33 Mode: +ns

11:33 Created at: Feb 5, 2015, 7:29 AM

11:37 tzcheezyP: ClydeFrogger: looks pretty good

11:39 ClydeFrogger: looks like they took a lot of liberty from the original

11:39 ClydeFrogger: the little short lady is now a tall dude

11:40 tzcheezyP: didn't watch the whole thing, but i didn't see a tennis ball toss, either

11:41 tzcheezyP wonders if sam will be contractually obligated to make a coaching show afterward

11:42 eppy: Maddy instead of Mary Ann

11:43 ClydeFrogger: carol anne

11:43 tzcheezyP: yeah

11:43 ClydeFrogger: that was the name of the orignal girl

11:43 ClydeFrogger: eppy: but good catch still

11:43 eppy: Thx my bad

11:43 tzcheezyP: and she was blonde

11:43 tzcheezyP: and died

11:43 ClydeFrogger: yeah

11:43 tzcheezyP wonders if the new girl knows she has to die now

11:43 ClydeFrogger: there's a thing that the Poltergiest movie was cursed

11:44 ClydeFrogger: i think the older sister in the original committed suicide or something like that

11:44 tzcheezyP: prolly cuz she didn't matter

11:45 eppy: Ouch. The original Meg?

11:45 tzcheezyP: makes sense

11:46 ClydeFrogger: and doesnt look like the dad is a real estate / builder seller guy

11:46 ClydeFrogger: wonder if they will have the pool scenes

11:47 monkey_boy has left IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)

11:58 knarf_: its gotta be different

11:58 knarf_: cant just be the exact same movie

11:58 knarf_ is now known as knarf

11:59 knarf: i hope the tree scene is there, that and the clown were tops

11:59 knarf: this clown didn't seem as scary from the part they showed

12:03 ClydeFrogger: i saw a pic of the clown... they made it look scary

12:03 ClydeFrogger: instead of it being creepy scary...it's purposely scary

12:04 ClydeFrogger: http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/poltergeist-clown-slice.jpg

12:05 ClydeFrogger: no little kid would have that clown in their room on purpose

12:23 knarf: the new guy still has to say, "this house is clear now" or im not watching

12:25 eppy has left IRC (Remote host closed the connection)

12:26 knarf: eppys was talking to the tv again

12:37 ClydeFrogger: the poltergeist would shun eppy... they'd be like "really, dude?! where did you buy this surround sound system? a white van?"

12:39 knarf: haha

12:47 knarf: "you only have one kitchen chair?? wtf?"

12:47 ClydeFrogger: hahaha

12:47 ClydeFrogger: that actually made me laugh

12:47 ClydeFrogger: i just pictured the ghosts moving it back and forth and then just sliding back to where it was

12:47 knarf: haha

12:48 knarf: oh, man...its even funnier now

12:48 knarf: didnt have a visual before

12:48 ClydeFrogger: "dude... this room is mess! it would probably be scarier if we cleaned it up cause it's not like we can mess it up any more!"

12:49 ClydeFrogger: oh man this is good stuff

12:50 ClydeFrogger: haha... they leave syrup behind instead of ectoplasm

12:53 ClydeFrogger: haha...still laughing about the kitchen chair

12:53 knarf: ah man...just realized eppy and monkey missed it

12:54 tzcheezyP: if the ghosts leave syrup, how will you know it was them?

12:55 ClydeFrogger: yeah, i guess a better joke would have been that their ectoplasm just blends in with the syrup everywhere

12:56 tzcheezyP pictures eppy realizing the syrup is from the ghosts, then leaving out a plate of eggos

12:56 knarf: or that they tried to leave ghost goo, but everything was already covered in syrup so they gave up and left defeated

12:57 knarf: but left behind a 2nd chair on the way out

12:58 ClydeFrogger: haha

13:10 monkey_boy has joined (~monkeyboy@65-36-6-125.static.grandenetworks.net)

13:13 knarf: you missed it monkey

13:15 knarf: a poltergeist came into chat and said, "chat me the best chat convo in the world, or i'll eat your soul"

13:15 knarf: well, me and ClydeFrogger, we looked at each other and we each said

13:15 knarf: "ok"

13:16 knarf: needless to say, the beast was stunned

13:16 tzcheezyP: by how yummy those souls were?

13:16 knarf: the beast was done

13:16 knarf: he asked us, "be you angels?"

13:17 monkey_boy: we be but nerds!

13:17 knarf: as we said, "nay, we are but men." CHAT!

13:17 knarf: this is not, the greatest chat archive in the world

13:17 knarf: this is just a tribute

13:17 monkey_boy: so, uh, how about them Raiders?

13:17 monkey_boy: their owner has bad hair

13:17 knarf: couldn't remember, the greatest chat in the world

13:18 knarf: this is just a tribute, to the greatest chat in the world

13:20 eppy has joined (~eppy@mobile-166-176-122-136.mycingular.net)

13:21 monkey_boy: it'll get better now that eppy is here, knarf.

13:22 tzcheezyP: knarf: gotta show him

13:23 tzcheezyP: eppy: you could be the star of the next poltergeist remake

13:23 knarf: eppy would've appreciated my tribute

13:23 knarf: to the greatest chat in the wh-horld

13:27 monkey_boy: knarf: it was a good tribute

13:28 tzcheezyP: .msg knarf was monkey_boy the ghost?

13:30 eppy: Was clydefrog the cheerleader this time?

13:30 monkey_boy: for you knarf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-20J4RHOLI#t=20m

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Easy, You'll Scare Him

10:29:49 AM eppy: so I bot Bobbi some dr who stuff for Xmas, it barely arrived and it's totally lame. Bobbi is out of town and now I'm trying to think of something to add to the gift
10:30:20 AM knarf: PS4
10:30:57 AM _bmr_: eppy: you naked with a bow on your head and a 12-pack of Diet DP
10:31:26 AM knarf: and a PS4
10:31:31 AM eppy: so a drone?
10:31:54 AM knarf: get her a GoPro
10:32:15 AM knarf: so she can mount it on chauncy for his park outings
10:32:20 AM _bmr_: eppy: does she like chick dramas?
10:32:28 AM _bmr_: get her some of those on DVD
10:32:32 AM _bmr_: or BR
10:32:45 AM eppy: br?
10:32:50 AM _bmr_: blu-ray
10:32:54 AM knarf: _bmr_: easy, you'll scare him
10:32:57 AM _bmr_: wait, I'm talking to eppy.
10:32:58 AM _bmr_: DVD
10:33:01 AM knarf: eppy: just get a DVD
10:33:11 AM eppy: :|
10:33:13 AM _bmr_: haha

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