Taco Hell

[eppy] gosh...that TB jacked up my stomach
[Cracker] see dave?
[knarf] suprise suprise
[knarf] doesnt take much, huh dave?
[Cracker] i had freeibrds for lunch!
[eppy] ive actually eaten TB to fix my stomach
[helga] well, whataburger last night and taco bell today? no wonder
you're hurtin'
[eppy] eff it...im going home...i dont care what anyone thinks
[knarf] sheesh
*** eppy has quit IRC (I can help my boogies they get out of control)
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha !!!!! its 3
[helga] he must be sick....
[knarf] no wonder we are losing so much money and people are losing jobs
[Glitta] he has to take a chet
[knarf] LOL
[Glitta] ha ha ha!!!!
[knarf] you made me really lol that time
[Glitta] poor guy.. i wont even give him a hard time for htat
[Glitta] ok i cant back that
[knarf] he signed of quick
[helga] poor davey...
*** Glitta changes topic to 'Eppy Went Home To Take A CHET'
[knarf] mustve been diarreah
[Cracker] he must have the runs or sumpn
[Glitta] i hope he makes it
[Cracker] HOLD IT DAVE!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[helga] its a long drive home
[Glitta] tell him to just go to my place its closer
[Cracker] you can do it!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[Cracker] when you're sliding into first
[helga] lol
[knarf] he is the great cornholio
[Cracker] eppy is now known as cornholio
[knarf] when youre walki9ng up a ladder
[knarf] and you feel something splatter
[chelle] lol
[Cracker] when youre sliding into home
[knarf] diarreha
[Glitta] someone should call his cell phone
[knarf] diarreha
[helga] when you're sitting in in your chevy
[Cracker] and you feel something foam...
[chelle] by brothers used to sing that all the time
[helga] and you feel something heavy
[knarf] LMFAO
[HomeFrog] when you sliding into third
[helga] is some gonna call him to go to glittas?
[Cracker] when youre walking down the hall
[helga] and clyde is home too
[Cracker] and you feel something fall
[HomeFrog] i dont want him coming here
[helga] LOL
[HomeFrog] im locking my door
[Glitta] im calling him
[helga] don't anser it when he knocks
[Cracker] when you're feeling kinda sick
[Cracker] and you need a toilet quick
[HomeFrog] nice
[knarf] [eepy] [knock knock] hey marcos, can i use youre bathroom?
[Cracker] [eppy] i brought some spray...
[knarf] [eppy] come ese, i see you thru the peep hole!!
[HomeFrog] [chinese voice] uh, no one home right now, go away
[Glitta] i left him a message to go to marcoss
[Glitta] new apt.. clean toilet
[HomeFrog] you better not have
[helga] does he know where the new pad is?
[helga] maybe i should call back to tell him
[helga] what is it glitta?
[HomeFrog] joksan might get scared
[Glitta] i told him to go to my place but if he didnt feel comfortable at
my place to go to marcos's
[Cracker] marc - what # are you in now?
[HomeFrog] 1033
[Cracker] lori - you at home too?
[Glitta] nope... jay is
[Cracker] oh, that's right
[HomeFrog] wonder if he really left work
[Glitta] i thik he is gonna get mad cause i left him that message
[Glitta] i told him we were all making fun of him on chat too
[HomeFrog] lol
[Cracker] i had nothing to do with it
[HomeFrog] you jumped in with the rhymes
[knarf] everyone should call with a different diarreah saying
[Glitta] frank you should send him the history
[Cracker] it's cuz he said "idon't care what anybody thinks"
[Cracker] lori - you have evil bones in yer body
[Glitta] and he had just mentioned the tb comment
[knarf] im gonna call with the ladder one
[knarf] whats his #
[Glitta] *****93
[helga] sux-2-B-YE
[Glitta] sorry
[HomeFrog] yeah, the second one
[Glitta] ok im using explorer to look at my files on dfs
[Glitta] any reason why it wouldnt show them all
[Glitta] besides permisssions
[knarf] hahaha hes stuck in traffic on parmer
[knarf] i told him to stop at marcos place
[Glitta] how far up on parmer
[helga] poor dave
[HomeFrog] bastards
[knarf] amherst
[HomeFrog] i dont even like him
[Glitta] does he have to go
[helga] that's right by glitta's
[Glitta] he could make a u turn
[HomeFrog] thats what im saying, tell him to go to Glittas
[helga] of course, clyde's isn't that far away either
[Glitta] ask him if hes gotta go bad
[HomeFrog] nah, i just moved, right now, uh, i live up north in round
rock now

Signs

[ClydeFrog] i saw the movie Signs on friday
[knarf] oh, we saw it too...it was freaky
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[ClydeFrog] i was wondering how it was going to end (making sure not ruin it for those that have not seen it )
[monkeyboy] I HAVN'T SEEN IT!
[monkeyboy] DON'T RUIN IT!
[ClydeFrog] man, in the theater, there was this one guy that was ruining the experience of it though
[ClydeFrog] he had the mos annoying laugh
[ClydeFrog] the whole time i was thinking how can his girlfriend/wife put up with it
[ClydeFrog] it was horrible
[knarf] how about when the aliens bit mel gibson and poisoned him....crazy!!!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: and then he started to turn into one, i got scared
[knarf] crap dude....use /msg, monkeyboy hasnt seen it yet
[ClydeFrog] knarf: good thing for his dog who saved him by tricking him to drink the antidote that he made himself out of dog biscuits and snausages
[ClydeFrog] oh sorry
[knarf] /mgs ClydeFrog yeah, that was gross when you thought he was making the snausages outta alien poo.
[knarf] opps...damn typos.
[ClydeFrog] /msg knarf i almost threw up
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: i can save you 750 and just tell you what happens
[monkeyboy] blah blah blah.
[ClydeFrog] infact, me and knarf can act it out
[monkeyboy] I'm not eppy.
[ClydeFrog] i want to be mel gibson though
[knarf] [music starts....credits start to roll]
[monkeyboy] so you're saying knarf is a gay-looking roman emperor?
* ClydeFrog clears throat and gets into character
[knarf] ClydeFrog as the guy played by mel gibson
[ClydeFrog] [camerca pans in]
* ClydeFrog looks off into the distance
[knarf] starring knarf as the guy who played the gay looking roman dude
[knarf] [ahem]
[ClydeFrog] [camera swishes by]
[knarf] [then silence]
[ClydeFrog] "Hi there, what are we going to do today"
[ClydeFrog] wait
* ClydeFrog is now known as MGibsonDude
[MGibsonDude] "Hi there, what are we going to do today"
* knarf is now known as gay-looking
[gay-looking] well, i was just about done picking the corn. was gonna start...what the!?
[monkeyboy] you guys are amazing... ;)
[gay-looking] look, up int the sky!!!
[MGibsonDude] "did you do that to the crops, draw some circles and stuff
* MGibsonDude looks up
[MGibsonDude] what?
[gay-looking] uh...never mind...thought i saw something. circles? what circles?
[MGibsonDude] you know circles, those four sided geometry figures
[gay-looking] [camera pans left to open crop field]
[gay-looking] [dum da dummmmm]
[MGibsonDude] theres some cut into the field
[MGibsonDude] do you know where they came from
[gay-looking] [gasp]
[gay-looking] sorry hoss....those werent there a few minutes ago!
[gay-looking] [dum da dummmmm]
[MGibsonDude] oh no, look
* gay-looking looks
* MGibsonDude points finger at barn
[MGibsonDude] there is somehting over there
[gay-looking] you reckon its a coon?
[MGibsonDude] i hope so, then we can eat good tonight
[gay-looking] yummy
[gay-looking] wait!
[MGibsonDude] what?
[gay-looking] i forgot my chew.
* gay-looking runs back to the tractor for his chew
[gay-looking] ok, lets go check it out
[MGibsonDude] damn it, how many times do i have to tell you never forget your chew
* MGibsonDude walks towards barn
* gay-looking follws MGibsonDude
* MGibsonDude jumps back
[MGibsonDude] oh no, its an alien
[gay-looking] no way!
[MGibsonDude] and not the illegal mexican kind
[MGibsonDude] what should we do?
[gay-looking] maybe we should carelessly investigate a little closer....even though we might die or become infected by a dangerous alien virus
[MGibsonDude] good idea
[MGibsonDude] i wont even take this gun with me
* MGibsonDude puts down gun
[gay-looking] good idea
* gay-looking puts down his sickle
[gay-looking] oh no!!!
[MGibsonDude] whats wrong
[gay-looking] that there alien dude is taking all our chew!
[MGibsonDude] get'em
[gay-looking] i cant....cant....m-m-m-ove....
[MGibsonDude] oh no, i got stabbed through the heart with his claw like hand which is also dipped in some unknown poison
[MGibsonDude] i think im going to die
[gay-looking] alien dude has mind control over me
* MGibsonDude looks at gay-looking
[monkeyboy] if any of this crap is in the movie, I'm gonna be pissed that the movie sucks that bad and that you guys revealed it.
[gay-looking] i cant stop eating all my chew
[MGibsonDude] i will always love you, please remember that
[gay-looking] i cant take it anymore...
[monkeyboy] never knew the plot was sponsored by red man.
[gay-looking] MGibsonDude...no!!! dont say that!
* MGibsonDude coughs......
[gay-looking] [ugh]
* MGibsonDude eyes close
[gay-looking] NOOOOOooooooooo!!!!
[gay-looking] [roll credits]
[gay-looking] [applause]
[MGibsonDude] [whistles]
* gay-looking takes bow
* MGibsonDude curtsies
* MGibsonDude is now known as ClydeFrog
* gay-looking is now known as knarf
[ClydeFrog] yeah, monkey, thats pretty much it
[knarf] no you can see Croc Hunter's Collision Course
[ClydeFrog] or country bears
* eppy (~dnevarez@guccipiggy.austin.ibm.com) has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: uh, so when are you going to pay me and knarf our 750 for practically showing you the movie
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: you better not try and get out of it either

News Flash

[Cracker] dave - are you going to salt lick?
[eppy] uh-huh
[Cracker] I heard that place gets crazy sometimes
[eppy] crazy?
[eppy] well maybe since its good friday it wont be so packed
[eppy] but this town doesnt have as many catholics as ept
[eppy] it might not be a factor....now back to Wendy with the Weather
[Cracker] well, it's nice out - alittle breezy
[Cracker] with a 5-10mph N/nE wind. The humidity factor is about 30% right now, so it's pretty enjoyabel!
[Cracker] and, now Knarf has the latest sports news...
[knarf] well sportsfans...it was an interesting day in the world of pong yesterday.
[knarf] the ibm invitational tourny was cancelled because of a tornado warning in 908.
chelle has joined channel #chat
[Cracker] that's too bad knarf - when will normal game play resume?
[chelle] morning
[knarf] the games have been rescheduled for this after noon and will feature a rivalry like no other between three of the world's best...
[Cracker] shhhh... we're on the air
[knarf] knarf, ClydeFrog and eppy.
[knarf] back to you Cracker
[eppy] .....this just in
[Cracker] sounds great knarf... we have a special guest in the studio this morning
[Cracker] oh, what's that eppy epperman?
[eppy] NEWS BRIEF NEWS BRIEF
[eppy] ...a couple a bandits were seen leaving Austin on a wild rampage
[chelle] lol
[eppy] apparently one of the bandits is all-star pong player Clyde P Frog
[knarf] [filem clip of a dark blue sports trac running behind eppy]
[eppy] the distrot athlete has appaarently robbed a convient store
[Cracker] but the big question is - who was the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P frog?
[eppy] we'll send to chelle our action news reporter in the sky with our SKY-CAM news team
[eppy] chelle...what do you see?
[chelle] right now we are following clyde frog's sport trac down i-10
[eppy] [fuss][requency noise]
[chelle] we have no idea why he is going west on i-10.
[Cracker] [chopper noise]
[chelle] we believe that he may have plans to hit a mom and pop shop in sonora.
[chelle] [chopper zooms in closer to the sports trac]
[Cracker] Chelle - is anyone else in the car with him? is that midget there?
[eppy] ...any clues as to who the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P Frogs back?
[knarf] this just in...
[chelle] well all we can see right now is clyde frog driving....that midget cannot be seen anywhere[knarf] the 2 in fact have robbed a mom and pop store in sonora and were seen heading west on i-10
[eppy] lol
[knarf] apparently they are headed for....el paso?
[LeMac] what's up?????????
[Cracker] EL PASO? what the hell's in el paso?
[Cracker] shhh.. we're on a hot chase
[knarf] eye witnesses tell their story:
[knarf] [witness1]
[chelle] EL PASO!!!
knarf is now known as witness1
[witness1] oh it was horrible....
[eppy] is that PoP from the mom and pop store?
[chelle] what did you see pop?
[witness1] the man had a scary look in his eyes...
[witness1] and he had a hobgoblin with him!!
[chelle] a hobgoblin? i thought that wasn't possible!!
[witness1] they took all the power bars and glitter in the store and ran out screming hysterically...
[chelle] lol
[eppy] the madness the madness
[witness1] i heard the man say something about "El Paso here we come"!!
[LeMac] oh! the inhumanity!
witness1 is now known as knarf
[chelle] po, do you think they are trying to cross the border?
[chelle] po = pop
[LeMac] stop! I'm scared...
[chelle] it seems we have lost contact with pop.
[knarf] folks...one last update...
[LeMac] I heard that the hobgoblin is known to be able to stand very still and blend with her environment and can keep one eye on you and the other on something else....her eyes were built like that...
[knarf] the eye witness talk to police sketc artitst...please if you see this man `:[ dont not approach them!! call authorities immediately!! back to you the studio with eppy and Cracker
[eppy] [shuffles papers]
[knarf] LOL
[eppy] thank you chelle and knarf
[noodleLeg] good morning
[eppy] ahem...now for some cooking advise from our Cooking expert...noodleLeg
[eppy] tell us about your reciepe
[noodleLeg] for chile con queso?
[LeMac] I have a scetch of the hobgoblin...just in
[noodleLeg] cuz you know its always a good time for queso
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[knarf] [security runs the intruder, possibly an accomplice, LeMac out of the studio]
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[Cracker] wow - that looks just like the midget - i mean hobgoblin
[knarf] give it up...youre ruining the cooking segment
[Cracker] AMazing - we'll keep that posted on the screen, if anyone sees this person call our tollfree hotline
[eppy] its heinous!
[Cracker] yes, i will have nightmares tonight
[noodleLeg] okay first you need 10 jalepanos
[noodleLeg] preferably from el paso
[Cracker] [gasp]
[eppy] `:[
[knarf] ACK!
[Cracker] That's a very evil place, noodleLeg, are you sure we can't get them elsewhere?
[eppy] (thinks to self...gee i wonder if that is why they were heading to hEL Paso
[noodleLeg] they're just not hot enough out here
[noodleLeg] the evil adds to the flavor
[noodleLeg] eppy:haha
[noodleLeg] you need to boil the evil out of the jalepanos
[noodleLeg] you also need other onion and tomato (these do not require any additional evil) they can be gathered locally
[Cracker] ahhh... i see. Do you need a priest around for this recipe?
[noodleLeg] no, but it's good to have other evil spirits around to protect you
[noodleLeg] i prefer the vampire kind
[eppy] :|
[noodleLeg] good spirits are useless cuz they're not good fighters
[noodleLeg] so you should befriend a couple of evil spirits
[noodleLeg] that's why i'm friends with dave
[eppy] [shuffles papers and turns away]...huh...thanks for the recipe...it sounds delicious
[eppy] not to my co-host...with a special news update...here's LeMac
[eppy] not=now
[noodleLeg] but you didn't even let me get to the queso part of the queso recipe
[Cracker] is one allowed to make this on Good Friday?
[eppy] [camera pans to and away from noodle]
[Cracker] Well... it looks like our times almost up...
[noodleLeg] yes, cuz there's not meat
[knarf] [channel signal is lost....only static is seen and heard]
[noodleLeg] not=no
[Cracker] you suck frank
[knarf] opps!! my bad! [knarf plugs the cord back in]
[knarf] sorry bout that...
[Cracker] .... you updated with all the latest news on teh Clyde/hobgoblin chase
[knarf] hmmm....cracker....were live here....
[Cracker] Stay tuned for what's coming up next on IBMnetwork
* helga has joined channel #chat
[helga] mornin
[Cracker] oh, thanks for coming in helga - she's our new scheduler
[chelle] morning helga
[Cracker] on the our TV STATION
[helga] i'm the new scheduler? bfw?
[Cracker] Please, can you tell us, what the next show is on our network? since the NEWS IS OVER?
[helga] montel williams. sylvia plath is about to read your fortune
[Cracker] OH! I love syliva plath... Not too keen on Montel though
[Cracker] THank you Helga! Our new programmer at the studio. Everyone have a great friday and we'll see you next week
[Cracker] i mean Good Friday
[Cracker] [shuffles papers and turns to smile at other anchors]
[Cracker] pssstt... eppy, say goodbye
[eppy] Goodbye America...and God Bless
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] [chuckles to other anchors]
[knarf] knarf, dude....that was a bit much wasnt it?
[knarf] its not like youre tom brokahawasawhahaw
[noodleLeg] helga: you missed my chile con queso recipe
[knarf] good bye america???
[eppy] yeah...i was signing off
[knarf] were just going to montel...not going off air for the nite...
[noodleLeg] is was the cooking expert despite the fact that i can only cook one thing
[knarf] i dont know why YOU are the top paid anchor!??
[eppy] you just do sports
[knarf] everyone knows your hair is a toupe`
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] its on snug
[knarf] [mumbling to self]stoopid mr.hotshot achorman...
[noodleLeg] sounds like the sportsman is jealous
[eppy] what...just 'cause to do a couple radio shows you think youre some BIG celeb
[eppy] to=you
[knarf] not just any radio show! the sxsw coverage AND the dr.drew and adam show...
[eppy] [smirks]
[knarf] both have a wide range of listners thank you very much!!
[noodleLeg] you got to hang out with dr drew and adam?
[eppy] you said like FOUR words!
[eppy] hi im knarf buttf*%k
[knarf] yes...i filled in for adam and the show was a great success! it was nevery funny or more fluid.
[knarf] thats it...that tape i have of you and youre co-host lemac....yeah, well, im making it public!!! take that mr.hotshotanchorman!
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] :\
[eppy] thats not me in that video
[knarf] the truth will be known ho
[knarf] the truth will be known how lemac went from pizza delivery boy to co-anchor in 2 weeks will finally be known!!
[eppy] the kids got an excellent smile
[knarf] oh its you...it starts off with you puttin on your toupe backstage and lemac bring your pizza....and getting his "tip"
[eppy] does twice as good of job as you
[knarf] [knarf stomps out of the studio]
[eppy] damn hot head
[chelle] welcome to another episode of behind the news
[knarf] [grabs his gat from his trunk and heads back to the studio]
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] all anchors lie a bloody pool of their own self righteousness
[knarf] [knarf leaves no survivors and goes home and enjoys a hot pocket as he watches montel]
[chelle] i didn't know knarf had it in him
[knarf] oh yeah! i like hot pockets...pepperoni are the best
[chelle] i just never pictured you as a hot pocket person...maybe more of a hungry man dinner kind of guy
[knarf] lol
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] helga: how was sushi?
[helga] sushi was pretty good. we were all late and

Darth Maul Jedi-napped

[knarf] is it just me or do you guys feel like youre here very waking moment?
[monkeyboy] ahahahahaha
[monkeyboy] it NEVER ENDS!
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll continue working it forever just because
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll just keep on working it forever just because
[knarf] this is the job that never ends....
[knarf] dum da du-dum
[knarf] it just goes on and on my friends...
[knarf] some PEOPLE!
[knarf] started singing it, not knowing what it was
[knarf] and they'll just keep on working it forever just because
[eppy] this is the job that never ends....
[monkeyboy] (sung in the style of brak)
[knarf] guess the song just ended
* helga has joined channel #chat
[helga] hola
[knarf] monkeyboy: you are correct sir! that was brak style
[eppy] mornin' bobbi
[knarf] sup bobbi
[helga] hi dave
[helga] hey knarf
[knarf] [GASP!!]
[knarf] WHO TOOK MY DARTH MAUL!?
[helga] the boogy man
[knarf] its half darth maul (the bottom half was mauled by Jeze), but it was a darth maul nonetheless.
* knarf looking in eppy's direction
[knarf] so? who took it?
ClydeFrog points at eppy
[eppy] wha' i do?
[knarf] eppy: you are being charged with the abduction of darth maul. how do you plead?
[knarf] plea?
[ClydeFrog] yeah, i think thats right
[monkeyboy] [eppy] Guilty, your honor!
[eppy] pues i didnt do it, sir
[monkeyboy] take 'em away boys!
[knarf] the evidence is completely circumstantial....but you fit the profile.
[helga] Eppy! don't say anything till your lawyer arrives
[knarf] foreman of the jury....have you made a decision?
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude] GUILTY, your honor
[eppy] helga: will you be my lawyer?
[helga] um, whatever happened to due process?
* helga is now known as eppysLawyer
[eppysLawyer] i object, your honor!
[knarf] [HAMMER COMES DOWN]
[knarf] smack! smack! smack!
[monkeyboy] uhm, he confessed...look -] [eppy] Guilty, your honor!
[eppysLawyer] your honor, this is completely ridiculous!
[monkeyboy] I can't make that up.
monkeyboy is now known as knarfs-da
[eppysLawyer] your honor, that statement was never signed by my client
[knarf] in light of exhibit B brought fourth by monkeyboy, i have no choice but to sentence you to 3 months in the county jail.
[eppy] wha?
[knarf] meet your new cell mate....with Bobbi Joe Lee
[knarfs-da] Persuant to law 14 secion 3 subsecion c, it clearly states: "if eppy is found near the scene of the crime, he is clearly the guilt party"
[knarf] bailif(sp)! take him away!
[knarfs-da] your honor, I suggest throwing the book at this public menace before more maul's are mauled.
[eppysLawyer] your honor!
knarf throws "war and peace" at eppy's head
[eppy] (secretely happy he gets a new orange jumpsuit)
[knarf] [with a disgusted tone] get him outta my site
[knarf] sight
[eppysLawyer] [whispering to client] do you want me to get you out or are you happy with the decision
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude] we also find the defendant, eppy epperman, guilty of impersonating a man, and impersonating a pong-player
[eppy] \msg eppysLawyer uh-yeah...NO!!!
[eppysLawyer] [still whispering] cuz you've got a pretty sweet deal... three meals a day, a workout gym, cable, and conjugal visits
Pagoda is now known as crazysooprizewi
[knarf] then the defendent shall server no less than 6 months in county
[knarf] at which point you will be eligible for parole if you wish.
crazysooprizewi is now known as suprzwitness
[knarf] this case is over!!!!
knarf swings the gavel one last time
[eppysLawyer] [whispering to client] and i hear they serve double cheeseburgers over at county
eppy holds up a "FREE EPPY" sign and gives a peace out to his homies
[knarf] eppy busts into, its a hard knock life
[suprzwitness] damn, too late
[eppysLawyer] suprzwitness: yeah, this court SUCKS
[eppysLawyer] suprzwitness: can i put you on the witness list for the appeal?
[ClydeFrog] [head jury dude on Dateline with Stone Phillips]
[suprzwitness] sho thang
knarfs-da is now known as bubba-lee
knarf is now known as Stone
[ClydeFrog] I dont know what to tell you Stone, it was one of the most difficult decisions we had to make in their in the jury room
[bubba-lee] is this my new biaaatch? (looks pathetically at eppy)
[Stone] mr.headjurydude.....how do you feel about the conviction?
[ClydeFrog] well to tell you the truth, i truly feel that justice was done
[Stone] did the lack of evidence make the decision difficult?
bubba-lee is now known as bimbo-co-anchor
[ClydeFrog] i can now sleep at night knowing creeps like eppy are behind bars......no, not at all, we knew he was guilty just by looking at him, didnt matter what the evidence showed
[ClydeFrog] or didnt show
[bimbo-co-anchor] so, did it, like, you know, like suck not getting good dougnuts in the jury box?
[eppysLawyer] [interrupting the interview] stone, this was a complete and absolute disgrace to democracy! there was no evidence that linked my client to the crime scene.
[eppysLawyer] the darth maul was never recovered.
[eppysLawyer] fingerprints of my clients were never at the crime scene.
[ClydeFrog] bimbo-co-anchor: i can show you how much it sucked after this show if youd like [winks]
[Stone] eppysLawyer: what evidence did you have to prove he DIDNT do it?
[eppysLawyer] in fact, the only fingerprints they found WERE the victims... AND clydefrog's, who happened to be juror #1
[eppysLawyer] AND my client had an alibi!
[Stone] [looks at co-anchor in drag] dude...dont do it...remember what happened when you met geraldo for drinks after last weeks show?
[eppysLawyer] he was at mcdonald's, stocking up on double cheeseburgers... they have a 99 cent deal, ya know
[bimbo-co-anchor] oh really? how much?
[eppysLawyer] only 99 cent for a double cheeseburger!
[Stone] eppysLawyer: that alibi was thrown out the window when it was discovered the 99 cent price was over
[eppysLawyer] i'm sorry stone.
[eppysLawyer] that's wrong
bimbo-co-anchor is now known as monkeyboy
[monkeyboy] ok, I'm done. :)
[ClydeFrog] shes lying, she just doesnt want her client to go to jail, because she is also dating him, isnt that true eppysLawyer
[eppysLawyer] the deal was still on that afternoon
[Stone] besides....everyone was happy to see him get the book thrown at him.
[eppysLawyer] clydefrog: our personal relationship has nothing to do with this trial
[Stone] we get got knarf here via satellite....lets see how the victim is doing.
Stone is now known as knarf
[knarf] (feed with head jury dude is disconnected)
[knarf] (enter knarf)
[knarf] hey stone....
eppy singing to himself..."murder was the case that they gave me..."
[knarf] guess what!
[knarf] that day after the trial...bout 2 months ago now...i dropped a pencil by my desk.
[knarf] when i went to pick it up, i saw my darth maul back there....weird huh!?
[knarf] guess he didnt do it.
[eppysLawyer] you framed my client!
[eppysLawyer] we're going to sue you for everything you've got!
[knarf] no no....honest mistake. you guys will laugh and laugh.
[eppysLawyer] you'll end up penniless and broke, living in a van, down by the river
[knarf] i guess i should have mentioned this after the trial.

Household Meeting

[Cracker] dave - seriously, we need to send rent $ tonight
[knarf] uh-oh
[ClydeFrog] hahaha, you guys are gonna get kicked out
[pepito] okay...im not trying stop you
[knarf] ouuuu
[ClydeFrog] can you call us when you all are getting evicted so we can go watch
[pepito] Cracker: i need the utility mad loot too
[knarf] ouuuu
[Cracker] okay, but I need a gentle reminder. okay, can we figure out the bills tonight then? after you get back from VB?
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[pepito] Cracker: 'ight
[ClydeFrog] can you guys record your house meeting
[knarf] hahahaha
[knarf] pepito: you take minutes
[ClydeFrog] knarf: the cat does
[knarf] i thought the cat ran the meetings?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: they take turns
[pepito] the cat has horrible penmenship
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. meow meow MEOW meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] eh, there messaging each other, no fun
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] i know, ill pick up after myself, i promise
[pepito] no were not you paranoid butt munch
[knarf] [cat] [rollseyes]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] I SWEAR
[pepito] lol
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. [looks at wendy] MEOW!! meow meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [cracker] what, i know i flushed the toilet, it wasnt me
[knarf] [cat] meeeeeow! meow meow meow. [slams paw on the table] meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [Cracker] alright it was me, but it wasnt my fault, i think i broke the toilet
[knarf] [cat] [raises paw to cracker] meow meow. [begins to lick it genitles.]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] [thinking to self] i wish i could do that
[Cracker] ew
[pepito] hahahha
[pepito] a pussy licking her...

a little dyslexic

[knarf] managers suck
[ClydeFrog] yeah, and unhappy loser kids rcok
[ClydeFrog] rcok=rock
[ClydeFrog] just a little dyslexic
[knarf] sounds like a new hit song
[ClydeFrog] its mine, i call dibs
[ClydeFrog] dibs
[knarf] do you have lyrics yet?
[ClydeFrog] yes
ClydeFrog frantically jots down lyrics on napkin
[knarf] ah man...hmmm....still running nutzS4.3
[ClydeFrog] uh, on another topic, whats a word that rhymes with confused
[knarf] amused?
[ClydeFrog] sweet, thanks
[knarf] refused
[knarf] used
[knarf] shoes-ed
[ClydeFrog] "I might be mixed up and confused"
[ClydeFrog] "But im in love and amused"
[ClydeFrog] "Im just a little dyslexic"
[knarf] i think we have a winner
[ClydeFrog] think britney would want to sing it
[knarf] sounds like a duet
[ClydeFrog] who would be the other person?
[knarf] you?
[ClydeFrog] i never thought youd ask
[knarf] so thats youre part....heres brits
[knarf] i thought you were saying hello
[knarf] instead you said good-bye
[knarf] whyd you have to go?
[knarf] and leave me here to cry
[ClydeFrog] i like it
[ClydeFrog] let me call her real quick
[knarf] aight
ClydeFrog dials number
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog]
[ClydeFrog] uh hello
[ClydeFrog] hey baby whats up
[knarf] hehe
[ClydeFrog] oh hi clydefrog how is the love of my life doing
[ClydeFrog] im doing good, how bout you
[ClydeFrog] oh you know, i just cant be happy without you in my life
[ClydeFrog] i told you honey, it just isnt the time, but i do have something youll like to do
[ClydeFrog] what is it, you want me to wear that hit me baby one more time outfit for you
[ClydeFrog] no, no, not this time. i think i have song you might want to sing
[ClydeFrog] really, what is it
[ClydeFrog] its a clyde and knarf original, and we are giving it to you first
[ClydeFrog] really, let me hear it
[ClydeFrog] i havent even told you the good news, its going to be a duet, duet meaning you and me
[ClydeFrog] do you mean it, your not kidding are you
[ClydeFrog] nope, were gonna sing it baby, we are gonna sing it raw
[ClydeFrog] oh, i love it, of course ill do it, i cant wait
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill tell knarf that its a go
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill see you later, and remember, Im a slave for you
[ClydeFrog] i know you are, i know you are...good bye
ClydeFrog hangs up
[knarf] wow
[ClydeFrog] oh, that could be kind of scary if others saw that
[knarf] its a little scary for me....
[ClydeFrog] sorry