Rumors

[Glitta] Breaking News: Someone Got Engaged This Weekend.. Guess Who?
[chelle] it was just nice to be by the ocean
[knarf] YOU!?
[chelle] BRIAN?
[Glitta] Strike one
[Glitta] Strike two
[chelle] EPPY
[knarf] DAVE!?
[Glitta] ha ha Strike Threee YOOOOUUUU OUT
[knarf] elmo?
[Glitta] No
[chelle] NOODLE?!!
[Glitta] DING DING DING DING
[knarf] wow
[chelle] WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!
[Glitta] at least thats what eppy told helga and helga told me
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] and i couldnt keep it in anylonger
[Glitta] and apparently Grant Called eppy with the news?
[Glitta] they are in NYC
[knarf] you guys got suckered
[chelle] wow
[Glitta] no way.. helga wasnt too suprised.. supposedly when he went to el paso with her this summer.. he asked her dad for her hand in marriage
[Glitta] or his blessing.. or whatever it is that you do when you ask the dad
[Glitta] and so peeps where just waiting for the actual popping of the question
[Glitta] i had no clue
[ClydeFrogger] suck, stupid IBM
[ClydeFrogger] my back doc dont accept the new health plans
[chelle] Glitta: wow. i'm surprised grant called eppy w/ the news
[Glitta] yeah.. thats what is kinda unbeleivable for me
[Glitta] im still in shock .. i guess i wont believe it till noodle gets back and tells us
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: are you signed up lready? cant change it?
[ClydeFrogger] well, all the plans are aetna
[ClydeFrogger] and they dont accept aetna
[knarf] ouuu...i havent even looked
[chelle] Glitta: yup
[Glitta] chelle:did you know about any of it? like that they were even planning on getting married?
[monkey_boy] brb
Signoff: monkey_boy ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.3.11")
[chelle] Glitta: no ma'am
[chelle] Glitta: i just knew that grant had finally met the family but that's all
[Glitta] its exciting!

[eppy] /msg knarf i dont think they know yet
[helgaTHEgreate] who knows what?
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreate: oh great, you're gonna encourage him
[Glitta] :/ i spilled the beans
[knarf] nothing...its tru...were not talking about marraige
[helgaTHEgreate] monkey_boy: i can't help it
monkey_boy checks his backlog for any stray beans...
monkey_boy sees no beans...
[knarf] msg eppy way to go dude
[chelle] eppy's preggers?
[helgaTHEgreate] hahahaha
[monkey_boy] the sordid affairs of eppy
[monkey_boy] coming to BBC America this fall!
[eppy] lets see i told them they got engaged at a museum
[ClydeFrogger] uh, can i borrow a dollar from someone
monkey_boy waves a dollar in front of ClydeFrogger...
[monkey_boy] what are you gonna do for it?
[ClydeFrogger] kick you in the nuts
[eppy] Glitta: you told them about deb & grant?
monkey_boy waits for glitta to make a gay ref.
[monkey_boy] eppy: no, but now you did! :D
[Glitta] eppy: :| no.. yes.. no.. Yes! I couldnt take it
[Glitta] but you can tell it again since then it will be STRAIGHT FROM TEH SOURCE
[ClydeFrogger] so about that dollar
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[eppy] grant told me they announced at times square...and i think she said yes
[helgaTHEgreate] i only have a five and a 20
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you know that sentence made no sense, right
[Glitta] whoa.. who announce what and huh?
[eppy] announce...proposed...my bad
[Glitta] ha ha no sense
[ClydeFrogger] they
[helgaTHEgreate] eppy: are they registering at tiffany's?
[ClydeFrogger] two people proposed?
[eppy] they=he
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] translation: grant proposed at time square and debbie may or may not have said yes
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: you got a stick in your butt
[Glitta] how do you not know if debbie said yes?
knarf makes mental note not to take sticks from ClydeFrogger
[Glitta] i thought it was in a museum in from of a painting
[monkey_boy] knarf: LOL
[Glitta] from = front
[eppy] brb
monkey_boy changes the name of the channel to #The_View.

[eppy] i hafta fess up
[knarf] this should be good
[ClydeFrogger] uh-oh
[eppy] i never talked to grant
[knarf] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] nice
[eppy] it was jess jokes...dont be too mad
knarf was looking forward to watching a skinny pale jet black haired goth girl stripping
[djPoppinJ] what?
[djPoppinJ] you ACE..i'm glad I played it off when I called her and she wasn't home. I left a message "hey debbie, give mem acall, blah blah"
[djPoppinJ] dave - so this all started with me? on the phone saturday ? you just decided to be mean?
[chelle] hmmm...yeah maybe eppy's trying to cover his ace
[djPoppinJ] i'm kornfused now
[Glitta] whooooaaaa
[djPoppinJ] he did that beacuse they went out of town
[eppy] i know...ive out done myself
[helgaTHEgreat] wow
[djPoppinJ] and I even tried calling when they were out of town, duh
[Glitta] i thought something was up when you said he did it in time square and helgaTHEgreat said he did it in a museum
[knarf] wow
[knarf] let the ppl vacation in peace
[chelle] hahahahahahaha
[djPoppinJ] dont make me call grant and tell him to ask her!
[djPoppinJ] cuz I will MAKE HIM
[ClydeFrogger] that might give eppy the "Ace of the Year Award"
[helgaTHEgreat] no wonder noodle hates eppy
knarf makes preprations for eppy's trophy
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you didnt know either.. or where you part of the scam..??
[knarf] eppy: you prefer Ace of the Year or Ass of the Year?
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: i wasn't part of the scam
[eppy] im gonna hafta go with ace
[Glitta] so eppy tricked you too???
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] ace it is
[ClydeFrogger] eppy has no bounds
[helgaTHEgreat] glitta: looks like it
[chelle] well then why did helga say it took place in a museum?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. we all have your back
[knarf] wow...he counted on you girls spreading the lies like wild fire...good ol rumors
[knarf] chelle: eppy messed up his own lie
[Glitta] makes me realize how bad it is to spread rumors.
[chelle] i dunno i'm gonna go with eppy spilled the beans and is trying to cover his ace
[knarf] youd think he wouldf got it str8
[chelle] knarf: nah we're talking about eppy here
[knarf] exactly
[Glitta] too many lies and deceptions in this chat room
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[knarf] oh oh...make a #wedding-talk
[Glitta] im still suspicious that helgaTHEgreat is in on it
[ClydeFrogger] i did find it weird that grant would call eppy and not noodle call eppy
[knarf] maybe she started it then got eppy to cover for her this morning...
[knarf] that would esplain why eppy effed it up
[helgaTHEgreat] don't blame this on me
[Glitta] why would they wanna start a rumor like that
[Glitta] that just mean
[knarf] cuz they knew ppl would eat it up?
[Glitta] should have made it more outrageous.. not something thats believable.. thats my theory
[knarf] is the believable rumor more easy to spread?
[monkey_boy] you can always blame me.
[knarf] ^nt
[knarf] monkey_boy...you bastard.
monkey_boy hangs his blabbing mouth in shame
[helgaTHEgreat] i thought its a very believable rumor
[Glitta] eppy: what do you have to say for yourself.. why did you do it???
[Glitta] the people wanna know
[Glitta] maybe eppy was just trying to get helgaTHEgreat??
[eppy] no...i told this to cracker too
[helgaTHEgreat] he knew i'd tell you, Glitta, at the race on sunday
[eppy] i did know helga was going to the run on sunday
[Glitta] yeah.. i know.. thats funny
[knarf] BURN
[chelle] i remember when we tried to get eppy to keep a secret..first person he called was glitta
[chelle] :D
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[Glitta] what if noodle did think he was gonna ask the big question and he didnt.. and shes sad
[Glitta] and here we are spreading rumors that it happened
[chelle] i'll just wait until noodle comes back
[helgaTHEgreat] what if it really happened and eppy didn't even KNOW?!
knarf is glad he didnt spread rumors
[chelle] i have 2 theroies
[chelle] oops theories
[chelle] 1) eppy's telling the truth and now feels bad he spilled the beans
[chelle] 2) eppy wanted to punk peeps
[knarf] back and to the left
[knarf] back...and to the left
knarf thinks helgaTHEgreat is the other shooter on the grassy noel
[Glitta] We just got PUNKD
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, unintentionally
[Glitta] now im sad
[helgaTHEgreat] i'm pissed at eppy, for bringing me into his web of lies
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you should be.. where is the TRUST in the relationship
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. teach him a lesson
[helgaTHEgreat] i just might
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: make him cry too
[chelle] maybe eppy's feeling out the waters with helga
[chelle] see if its time to pop the question
[helgaTHEgreat] well, that would be a dumb idea now
[Glitta] ooooooooooh
[knarf] i thought it was barely like 2...its gonna be 4 already
[knarf] ouch man
[Glitta] i have to say im suprised eppy caused all this.. we will be talking about it for years to come
[knarf] can i go home now?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: i was gonna say you did a good job playin it off with the Aaron Dream.
[Glitta] sucked me right in
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: that did happen
[Glitta] thats funnny
[helgaTHEgreat] i even told aaron about it
[Glitta] ha ha..
[eppy] i hafta fess up
[eppy] again
[eppy] the weddin's back on!
[helgaTHEgreat] who trusts you?
ClydeFrogger raises hand
[eppy] nah really...this is the truth
[Glitta] yeah who cares.. im waiting for debbie
monkey_boy thinks the perfect way to tell is by reinstating the old methods to determine if someone is a witch
[Glitta] Quit playing with my Emmotions!!!
[monkey_boy] if we drown eppy and he lives, he's lying!
[chelle] ooouuuu
[monkey_boy] if he dies, he told the truth. QED
[chelle] monkey_boy: good suggestion
[monkey_boy] nothing quite like a good witch trial.
[monkey_boy] noodle would like it too...all gothic and halloweeney
[Glitta] im soo confused i dont know what to feel anymore.... happiness, excitement, or deception
[helgaTHEgreat] i don't believe it
[eppy] would i try to dup you again?
[monkey_boy] eppy: yes
[ClydeFrogger] its the truth
[helgaTHEgreat] of course
[Glitta] yes.. cause its even better the second time around
[monkey_boy] fool me once....
[monkey_boy] fool me twice...
[knarf] eppy: is telling the truth now
[monkey_boy] three times a lady!
[Glitta] yeah..
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[knarf] it happened at the museum
[ClydeFrogger] he wanted to trick you all this morning with the whole times square thing, but you all didnt fall for it
[Glitta] i think all the kart boyz are in on it now
[helgaTHEgreat] was this a grant kart plan?
[helgaTHEgreat] grant = grand
[Glitta] i'll wait for the real deal...
[Glitta] helga: the grant kart plan works too
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: yeah
[ClydeFrogger] haha, now know one is gonna believe what eppy says
[Glitta] monkey_boy: in order to find out the truth.. i nominate you to call Noodle right now
[monkey_boy] ok
[monkey_boy] gimme her #
[Glitta] ok
[helgaTHEgreat] like her cell phone is really on
[ClydeFrogger] 867-####
[chelle] it might be
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: dialing.
[chelle] in case family needs to get a hold of her
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: ringing
[Glitta] um.. i have two numbers for her cell
[Glitta] 297####
[Glitta] 297-####
[monkey_boy] they both local?
[Glitta] yeah
[eppy] i talked to grant
[Glitta] 731-####
[eppy] that one's old
[Glitta] DJPoppinJ: which one is it
[monkey_boy] calling 1st
[chelle] i'm still confused as to why grant would call eppy
[monkey_boy] runging
[Glitta] yeah.. are they that tight??
[eppy] im a fun person
[chelle] i'm not believing anything until i hear it from deb
[knarf] the plan was hatched early this morning...before kart
[knarf] when he came on, i msg'd him and told him to say he was joking
[knarf] he figured out hte rest, saying times sqaure instead of museum so you could "piece together his lie"
[chelle] Glitta: yeah i dunno
[monkey_boy] I just called her.
[monkey_boy] SHE SAID YES
[Glitta] ok.. i dont give eppy that much credit
[knarf] wow
[monkey_boy] (and she was weirded out by me)
[monkey_boy] :)
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] poor eppy
[monkey_boy] but Grant said we should have lied.
[eppy] jess jokes
[helgaTHEgreat] monkey_boy: do you weird out girls a lot?
[monkey_boy] (we being Noodle and he)
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreat: almost all of em, yeah.
[monkey_boy] :)
[Glitta] HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!1
[monkey_boy] Glitta: you owe me
[monkey_boy] :)
[eppy] do i still get my ace trophy?
[Glitta] :D Yes I do monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] ;)
[chelle] i say we all get to roshambo eppy
[Glitta] The questions still remains.... why did Grant call Dave and tell him the good news???
[Glitta] monkey_boy: did she say when she was coming home???
[chelle] and helga should go first
[Glitta] helga should go twice
[chelle] there ya go
[helgaTHEgreat] noodle likes a man who takes charge
[monkey_boy] Glitta: she was more along the lines of completely overwhelmed by me that I didn't want to prolong the pain
[Glitta] Strippers Back ON!!!!!!!!!
[monkey_boy] Glitta: so no, she didn't mention it. :)
[chelle] Glitta: i still don't get that part either
[Glitta] monkey_boy;ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] who let the cpus out
[helgaTHEgreat] why is notes slow today

Who's BDay is Next??

[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, yup that's the fountain i saw
[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, but it would have to be white chocolate
* noodleLegs thinks
[noodleLegs] eppy, sea dragon, i think
[eppy] sounds right
[eppy] thats right...paul was leaving right around that time
* SignOff helgaTHEgreat: #chataus (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
[eppy] the one before was yours and monkey was leaving then
[noodleLegs] eppy: i planned it but i couldn't go to yours
[noodleLegs] cuz of a meeting or something
[noodleLegs] eppy, right
[eppy] ok...do we know who's is the next bday...normally it'd been paul...but he's goners...i think wendy's is next...in march
* noodleLegs taps eppy on the head
[eppy] am i forgetting someone's bday
[noodleLegs] isn't it helga's?
[eppy] oh oh oh...yeah
[knarf] haha
[noodleLegs] hope she wasn't watching
[eppy] i guess i should set it up
[knarf] lucky
[knarf] she left chat
[eppy] no...she just signed off
[eppy] no one tell
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[knarf] my silence is for sale
[noodleLegs] chatty archieve blackmail?
[knarf] damn str8
[chelle] knarf: i think you need a new game for your xbox que no?
* SignOff knarf: #chataus ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.2.1")
[chelle] then again maybe not
[eppy] woohoo
* knarf has joined #chataus
[noodleLegs] i wonder if eppy killed knarf to silence him
[knarf] hells nah
* mode/#chataus [+o knarf] by chelle
[eppy] archive is gone...im safe from knarf
[chelle] maybe kanrf needs another xbox to have upstairs
[chelle] oop knarf
[knarf] yes, that would be nice chelle
[noodleLegs] chelle, you trying to sell an xbox?
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[knarf] way off
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[noodleLegs] k, i'll go back to reading
[noodleLegs] bbl
[knarf] chats been slow...i believe this is archive worthy
[eppy] luckily you signed off...so the archive is goners
[knarf] nope
[knarf] sucka
[eppy] youre bluffing
[knarf] really?
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[eppy] nothing..you aint got chet
[ClydeFrogger] so bored
[glitta] i thought eppy was joking and trying someone to mention helgas bday
[ClydeFrogger] they should put an arcade in 908
[ClydeFrogger] a free one
[eppy] glitta: momentary lapse
[glitta] lapse of what
[ClydeFrogger] ouuu
[eppy] of remembering
[ClydeFrogger] shes calling you out
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you still swollen and itchy
[ClydeFrogger] ?
[knarf] wow
[eppy] :/
[knarf] what did you guys do at lunch??
[eppy] haha
[glitta] eppy: if you really forgot.. that is baaad. I wouldnt tell helga cause she'll get Mad!
[eppy] wouldnt you like to know
[knarf] oh, im telling helga
[eppy] glitta: why would i tell?
[knarf] it'll be fun for me
[eppy] knarf: she's not gonna believe you
[knarf] she will when i post the archive
[glitta] i mean I will not tell helga.. cause i dont want her to get mad at you.
[eppy] glitta: you rock!
[eppy] knarf: whatever...you aint got it
[glitta] and i dont want her to get her feelings hurt either
[knarf] right now the going rate on my silence is only a fajita taco combo
[eppy] post a small snipet if you do
[knarf] it'll go up later
[knarf] the going rate that is
[ClydeFrogger] lets play some movie trivia
[DJPoppinJ] ok
[DJPoppinJ] lets
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[knarf] theres more...
[eppy] :0
[knarf] make them all steak fajita tacos
* helgaTHEgreat has joined channel #chataus
[knarf] :D
[eppy] bbl

I'm So Embarrassed

[eppy] im so embarrassed
[ClydeFrogger] whys that
[eppy] i closed my door...cut one...and sure enough...someone came to visit
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger]hahaha
[eppy] i considered not opening
[ClydeFrogger] sucka
[ClydeFrogger] why did you
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: your too nice
[sistersuds] new nick for eppy pedo
[ClydeFrogger] they would have come back
[glitta] do you think they noticed
[eppy] it was a girl...im sure
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] groos
[glitta] did you say excuse me or pretend like nothing happend?
[eppy] pretend
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: start a rumor that it was her who busted ace in your office
[eppy] it turns out that im getting an office mate
[sistersuds] oh really?
[eppy] that poor soul
[DJPoppinJf] who?
[eppy] no idea
[sistersuds] the chick that visited you?
[DJPoppinJf] now eppy has to bring in his air freshener again to the office
[eppy] no...she was just the organizer of that stuff
[sistersuds] she's probably gonna be like..."eeeww i don't wanna sit w/ fart boy"
[eppy] she offered to clean my office
[knarf] poor lady...shes nice too
[sistersuds] she is nice
[knarf] and eppy assaulted her
[sistersuds] oh man i can't stop laughing
[DJPoppinJf] haha
[sistersuds] eppy: did you purposely shut your door cause you knew you were gonna rip one?
[eppy] sistersuds: yeah
[sistersuds] LOL
[eppy] her name is beth
[knarf] her name was beth....RIP
[DJPoppinJf] it's those wings we had last night

Trash Talk

[ClydeFrog] chinese lunchers, ready
[chelle] rdy
[ClydeFrog] rdy
[Monkeyboy] I'm going down.
[pepito] rdy
[knarf] 1
[knarf] 2
[knarf] 3
[knarf] not it
[ClydeFrog] not it
[pepito] not it
[chelle] no it
[Monkeyboy] not it
[ClydeFrog] haha, pepito has to drive
[ClydeFrog] out
[Monkeyboy] out
[chelle] out
[knarf] in
[ClydeFrog] HeAdRuSh: we out
[pepito] out
[helga] in
[HeAdRuSh] coo
[knarf] guess its just me and you helga...
[knarf] you wanna talk trash about the rest of the chat peeps?
[Cracker] yeah, right
[helga] oh! oh! oh! can we, knarf?
[Cracker] he gave us permission
[helga] who's first? monkeyboy
[helga] ?
[knarf] sounds like a good place to start
[helga] let's save eppy and clyde for last
[knarf] ok...besides, they are easy
[Cracker] dont say anything about Brian - he's a sweetheart
[knarf] says you
[Cracker] yup - says ME
[helga] ok, he is. . . and a gentleman, too. he offered to give me a ride home the other day in the rain when my car window was broken
[knarf] apparently you havent seen the monkey sweatshop in his closet!
[helga] but what is this FASCINATION with monkeys?
[Cracker] that's sexy... the closet
[knarf] those poor monkeys
[Cracker] bobbi - it's a just a childish dorky thing to dwell on
[Cracker] but we just let him - we try not to stifle him
[helga] what does he make them do in the closet? are they cranking out the power to generate all his computers and servers?
[Cracker] yup - he's got a few tredmills
[knarf] yes, one group anyways
[knarf] the others are cleaning his DND dice
[Cracker] the others are working on building a machine to create the super monkey
[helga] and he only feeds them 5 ounces of water and 2 bananas a week
[knarf] some are cleaning spare computer parts
[knarf] IF they do good...otherwise they go the week with only water
[helga] what a hard-a$$
[helga] we better stay on his good side... superficially at least
[Cracker] yeah, brian's only happy when he's pushing his monkey to the limit
[knarf] i dont want to get into it any further....it brings me down to think of those poor monkeys in there
[helga] what did the monkey ever do to him?
[knarf] thats just it...he tried to be a part of the monkey society and they rejected him
[knarf] his love hate relationship of monkey tribes is off the deep end
[helga] prolly cuz he's so tall. mean little buggers, those monkeys are
[knarf] and hes not very harry either
[knarf] plus he cant hang from his butt....they laughed at him good for that one
[knarf] can you imagine a tribe of monkeys pointing and laughing at you!?
[helga] jay was a giant monkey for halloween. maybe bri can boarrow the monkey suit?
[helga] does monkeyboy have giant hanging trees in his living room? i bet every night, he tries and tries and tries to learn to hang from his butt, but he STILL hasn't realized he doesn't have the tail.
[knarf] its sad really...
[knarf] ok, whos next? how about Cracker?
[helga] she's here to butt in... (hahaha--monkey joke) wait till she goes to her meeting
[helga] what about chelle?
[knarf] oh yeah...besides, shes easy.
[knarf] no pun intended.
[knarf] ok...chelle it is.
[knarf] theres several ways we can go...
[knarf] theres the whole UT vs. utep thing...
[helga] i have to leave in 8 min, so we gotta hurry
[helga] lets dog on UTEP
[knarf] ok
[knarf] their doughnuts suck
pepito is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
[helga] they don't have a world series winning baseball team
[knarf] do they even have a baseball team?
[helga] no wonder the team isn't a world series winning team!
[knarf] that school is so poor...they play baseball with sticks and rocks
[helga] i saw their little "gold dancers" at a football game. they sucked
[knarf] canut style
[knarf] gold diggers
[helga] what a dumb name
[knarf] yeah...and the flag girls too...is it a requirement that you HAVE to have a spare tire!?
[knarf] i havent seen more outta shape women since i accidentally walked in on a weight watchers meeting in 908
[helga] and the football team? don't they know they're suppossed to try to win? that's the object of the game!
[knarf] ok...can we get one more in?
[helga] sure
[knarf] eppy and clyde together?
[helga] oh, that'll be fun
[knarf] i think their hate for each other is pent up sexual frustration
[knarf] its another one of those love hate relationships
[helga] oh yeah. i see clyde's been growing his hair out... it looks so long. i think he's trying to imitate eppy
[knarf] eppy really knows how to play pong, but he fakes like he doesnt so he can get ClydeFrog to give him private lessons
[helga] when you play pong, does eppy just let clyde win, cuz it makes clyde happY?
[knarf] then he lets down his fabio-esq hair and flaunts it in clydes face
[helga] lol
[helga] and clyde makes fun of eppy's hair, but secretly, he thinks its so beautiful and shiny
[knarf] yeah, he takes a dive in each game...i think clyde let him win once....it was funny, cause eppy was trying to lose AND clyde was trying to lose...it was a long game
[helga] i wonder what else was on those el paso ping-pong "training" tapes
[helga] i bet if we analyze them, we'll see eppy and clyde, starring into each other's eyes
[knarf] theres footage there of clyde taping himself with a womans wig, acting like he was eppy....
[helga] and eppy walking around, acting all mean, just like clyde
[knarf] [clyde as eppy] hi clyde...theres something ive been wanting to tell you for a long time...
[helga] [clyde as eppy] cuz you know clyde... you're so strong and handsome. why don't you come over here and show my that ping-pong move again....
[knarf] [eppy as clyde] hey eppy, you know i hate you right. [under his breath, i really love you] does this do anything for you? [eppy jump stomps]
[helga] ok, i gotta run.... but i could do this all day!
[knarf] that was fun...
[knarf] cya!
[helga] lates
[knarf] [:|]

Onimusha

[knarf] i thought this was about ftp
[eppy] me too
[noodleLegs] i don't know why no one mentioned rcp before when folks are asking how to ftp a bunch of files
[ClydeFrog] eppy: dont you also have to do a xhost +
[eppy] nope
[knarf] haha
[eppy] noodleLegs: i mentioned rcp to clyde and knarf before...i dont remember you having problems with it too
[ClydeFrog] eppy: i was trying to help you out so you can sneak into noodles comp, but you screwed it up
[eppy] ClydeFrog: actually...you might be right...do an xhost + on your machine
[knarf] yeah, i remember eppy and clyde asking...i use rcp mostly in the labs, but for ftp'ing like to my laptop, that doesnt help much
[eppy] ClydeFrog: yeah...i caught it too late...she has a dumb PC though...it only works on unix
[knarf] that was funny, eppy really blew his chance
[noodleLegs] knarf: ah, now i know why you could use rcp
[ClydeFrog] who wants to go play some Mortal Kombat (soundtrack music starts playing)
[noodleLegs] me me me
[ClydeFrog] yeah, girls cant play video games
noodleLegs raises her hand
[eppy] MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTAAAAAAALLLL KOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAATTTTT
[knarf] ill do it
[Cracker] dave, how far did you get in the samurai game?
[Cracker] would it be possible to recheck it out?
[noodleLegs] [in a deep voice] i'll play
[eppy] hmm...not much further...christian was cracking me up
[Cracker] why?
[Cracker] he was hooked..
[eppy] we were trying to get past some door...and we stabbing the door didnt work
[Cracker] now I've got a way to get him to come over everynight until he finishes
[Cracker] can I recheckit out tonight? or sumpin?
[eppy] ...but christian was convinced that we needed to break down the door...so he went bananas trying to break down the door
[eppy] it was funny
[Cracker] yeah, he's got anger management problems hehe
[eppy] and i was like..."dude, thats not working"...but he thought that pressing the button as fast and as much as possible would change things
[noodleLegs] haha
[Cracker] funny
[Cracker] my entire team is gone the whole week
[eppy] i got tired and crashed out...i told him he could play on...that i didnt care...i dont think he felt comfortable pulling an all nighter playing games
[Cracker] he's not hardcore yet
[Cracker] but he said he only played until 1am, was that true?
Cracker checks her man
[eppy] uh...yeah...i really need to return that game...but yeah...im sure you can rent it...and im pretty sure the save will work
[knarf] why wouldnt it work?
[Cracker] sweet!
[eppy] oh...well thats about when i crashed out
[Cracker] in case there's a unique code , i dunno
[eppy] knarf: i dunno...maybe it would need the same disk.
[Cracker] let's ask the expert
[knarf] nah...just the same game
[Cracker] sweet!
[Cracker] have you played that Frank?
[eppy] cool...i just never tried before
[Cracker] what's the name of the game?
[ClydeFrog] eppy: do you know what a PS2 is?
[knarf] i played the first. but for any game, a game save is just a save...nuthin to do with the same exact disc.
[knarf] just gotta be the same save....cant play a THPS3 game save with onimusha.
[ClydeFrog] hahahah
[eppy] Cracker: i told knarf and clyde the frenzy christian story
[Cracker] i saw
[Cracker] and?
[knarf] HA
[Cracker] oh
[eppy] so he knows what game youre talking about
[eppy] its "onimusha"
[Cracker] how much is it selling for?
[knarf] $221983.12
[eppy] 1 million dollars
Cracker turns head in disgust
[eppy] i dunno...about the same as the others.. about 50
[Cracker] ouch
[ClydeFrog] but you have to buy the same disc as the one you were playing with
[eppy] hahahhahaa
[ClydeFrog] infact the save game wont work unless its the same person playing
[Cracker] don't make me laugh
[Cracker] my officemate thinks i'm retarded
[ClydeFrog] i think it recognizes the hands that were used on the controller
[Cracker] [please dont comment on that last comment]
[knarf] ClydeFrog: nice
[Cracker] oh! now I get it! by the fingerprints!
[ClydeFrog] and you can only play in your house now too
[Cracker] okay, I'll tell Christian, he'll even believe me, har har
[knarf] and dave has to be watching
[ClydeFrog] hahaha
[ClydeFrog] and wearing the same clothes
[eppy] can we go back to making fun of cracker
[knarf] i hope you guys remember where you were sitting
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[Cracker] we weren't making fun of cracker
[eppy] okay...anyone but me
[knarf] i cant stop laughing
[ClydeFrog] thats funny
Cracker waves hand to produce a jedi cloud over the chat room "we were not making fun of cracker"
[knarf] oh man...whew...that was good...
[ClydeFrog] [eppy]"no christian, you werent sitting there, its not gonna work now"
[knarf] HAHAHAHAHA
[knarf] [christian] it will...just gotta keep hitting X
[ClydeFrog] ah man, i cant stop giggling
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[Cracker] alright, I might have to get into ass kicking mode for my man - see what you started dave?
[knarf] whew...i just now finished laughing
[ClydeFrog] eh, where did eppy go
[eppy] im here
[ClydeFrog] that was good
[ClydeFrog] you need to say more things like that
[ClydeFrog] knarf: did you archive it
[knarf] cutting and pasting right now...
[ClydeFrog] sweet

Taco Hell

[eppy] gosh...that TB jacked up my stomach
[Cracker] see dave?
[knarf] suprise suprise
[knarf] doesnt take much, huh dave?
[Cracker] i had freeibrds for lunch!
[eppy] ive actually eaten TB to fix my stomach
[helga] well, whataburger last night and taco bell today? no wonder
you're hurtin'
[eppy] eff it...im going home...i dont care what anyone thinks
[knarf] sheesh
*** eppy has quit IRC (I can help my boogies they get out of control)
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha !!!!! its 3
[helga] he must be sick....
[knarf] no wonder we are losing so much money and people are losing jobs
[Glitta] he has to take a chet
[knarf] LOL
[Glitta] ha ha ha!!!!
[knarf] you made me really lol that time
[Glitta] poor guy.. i wont even give him a hard time for htat
[Glitta] ok i cant back that
[knarf] he signed of quick
[helga] poor davey...
*** Glitta changes topic to 'Eppy Went Home To Take A CHET'
[knarf] mustve been diarreah
[Cracker] he must have the runs or sumpn
[Glitta] i hope he makes it
[Cracker] HOLD IT DAVE!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[helga] its a long drive home
[Glitta] tell him to just go to my place its closer
[Cracker] you can do it!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[Cracker] when you're sliding into first
[helga] lol
[knarf] he is the great cornholio
[Cracker] eppy is now known as cornholio
[knarf] when youre walki9ng up a ladder
[knarf] and you feel something splatter
[chelle] lol
[Cracker] when youre sliding into home
[knarf] diarreha
[Glitta] someone should call his cell phone
[knarf] diarreha
[helga] when you're sitting in in your chevy
[Cracker] and you feel something foam...
[chelle] by brothers used to sing that all the time
[helga] and you feel something heavy
[knarf] LMFAO
[HomeFrog] when you sliding into third
[helga] is some gonna call him to go to glittas?
[Cracker] when youre walking down the hall
[helga] and clyde is home too
[Cracker] and you feel something fall
[HomeFrog] i dont want him coming here
[helga] LOL
[HomeFrog] im locking my door
[Glitta] im calling him
[helga] don't anser it when he knocks
[Cracker] when you're feeling kinda sick
[Cracker] and you need a toilet quick
[HomeFrog] nice
[knarf] [eepy] [knock knock] hey marcos, can i use youre bathroom?
[Cracker] [eppy] i brought some spray...
[knarf] [eppy] come ese, i see you thru the peep hole!!
[HomeFrog] [chinese voice] uh, no one home right now, go away
[Glitta] i left him a message to go to marcoss
[Glitta] new apt.. clean toilet
[HomeFrog] you better not have
[helga] does he know where the new pad is?
[helga] maybe i should call back to tell him
[helga] what is it glitta?
[HomeFrog] joksan might get scared
[Glitta] i told him to go to my place but if he didnt feel comfortable at
my place to go to marcos's
[Cracker] marc - what # are you in now?
[HomeFrog] 1033
[Cracker] lori - you at home too?
[Glitta] nope... jay is
[Cracker] oh, that's right
[HomeFrog] wonder if he really left work
[Glitta] i thik he is gonna get mad cause i left him that message
[Glitta] i told him we were all making fun of him on chat too
[HomeFrog] lol
[Cracker] i had nothing to do with it
[HomeFrog] you jumped in with the rhymes
[knarf] everyone should call with a different diarreah saying
[Glitta] frank you should send him the history
[Cracker] it's cuz he said "idon't care what anybody thinks"
[Cracker] lori - you have evil bones in yer body
[Glitta] and he had just mentioned the tb comment
[knarf] im gonna call with the ladder one
[knarf] whats his #
[Glitta] *****93
[helga] sux-2-B-YE
[Glitta] sorry
[HomeFrog] yeah, the second one
[Glitta] ok im using explorer to look at my files on dfs
[Glitta] any reason why it wouldnt show them all
[Glitta] besides permisssions
[knarf] hahaha hes stuck in traffic on parmer
[knarf] i told him to stop at marcos place
[Glitta] how far up on parmer
[helga] poor dave
[HomeFrog] bastards
[knarf] amherst
[HomeFrog] i dont even like him
[Glitta] does he have to go
[helga] that's right by glitta's
[Glitta] he could make a u turn
[HomeFrog] thats what im saying, tell him to go to Glittas
[helga] of course, clyde's isn't that far away either
[Glitta] ask him if hes gotta go bad
[HomeFrog] nah, i just moved, right now, uh, i live up north in round
rock now

News Flash

[Cracker] dave - are you going to salt lick?
[eppy] uh-huh
[Cracker] I heard that place gets crazy sometimes
[eppy] crazy?
[eppy] well maybe since its good friday it wont be so packed
[eppy] but this town doesnt have as many catholics as ept
[eppy] it might not be a factor....now back to Wendy with the Weather
[Cracker] well, it's nice out - alittle breezy
[Cracker] with a 5-10mph N/nE wind. The humidity factor is about 30% right now, so it's pretty enjoyabel!
[Cracker] and, now Knarf has the latest sports news...
[knarf] well sportsfans...it was an interesting day in the world of pong yesterday.
[knarf] the ibm invitational tourny was cancelled because of a tornado warning in 908.
chelle has joined channel #chat
[Cracker] that's too bad knarf - when will normal game play resume?
[chelle] morning
[knarf] the games have been rescheduled for this after noon and will feature a rivalry like no other between three of the world's best...
[Cracker] shhhh... we're on the air
[knarf] knarf, ClydeFrog and eppy.
[knarf] back to you Cracker
[eppy] .....this just in
[Cracker] sounds great knarf... we have a special guest in the studio this morning
[Cracker] oh, what's that eppy epperman?
[eppy] NEWS BRIEF NEWS BRIEF
[eppy] ...a couple a bandits were seen leaving Austin on a wild rampage
[chelle] lol
[eppy] apparently one of the bandits is all-star pong player Clyde P Frog
[knarf] [filem clip of a dark blue sports trac running behind eppy]
[eppy] the distrot athlete has appaarently robbed a convient store
[Cracker] but the big question is - who was the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P frog?
[eppy] we'll send to chelle our action news reporter in the sky with our SKY-CAM news team
[eppy] chelle...what do you see?
[chelle] right now we are following clyde frog's sport trac down i-10
[eppy] [fuss][requency noise]
[chelle] we have no idea why he is going west on i-10.
[Cracker] [chopper noise]
[chelle] we believe that he may have plans to hit a mom and pop shop in sonora.
[chelle] [chopper zooms in closer to the sports trac]
[Cracker] Chelle - is anyone else in the car with him? is that midget there?
[eppy] ...any clues as to who the midget riding piggy back on Clyde P Frogs back?
[knarf] this just in...
[chelle] well all we can see right now is clyde frog driving....that midget cannot be seen anywhere[knarf] the 2 in fact have robbed a mom and pop store in sonora and were seen heading west on i-10
[eppy] lol
[knarf] apparently they are headed for....el paso?
[LeMac] what's up?????????
[Cracker] EL PASO? what the hell's in el paso?
[Cracker] shhh.. we're on a hot chase
[knarf] eye witnesses tell their story:
[knarf] [witness1]
[chelle] EL PASO!!!
knarf is now known as witness1
[witness1] oh it was horrible....
[eppy] is that PoP from the mom and pop store?
[chelle] what did you see pop?
[witness1] the man had a scary look in his eyes...
[witness1] and he had a hobgoblin with him!!
[chelle] a hobgoblin? i thought that wasn't possible!!
[witness1] they took all the power bars and glitter in the store and ran out screming hysterically...
[chelle] lol
[eppy] the madness the madness
[witness1] i heard the man say something about "El Paso here we come"!!
[LeMac] oh! the inhumanity!
witness1 is now known as knarf
[chelle] po, do you think they are trying to cross the border?
[chelle] po = pop
[LeMac] stop! I'm scared...
[chelle] it seems we have lost contact with pop.
[knarf] folks...one last update...
[LeMac] I heard that the hobgoblin is known to be able to stand very still and blend with her environment and can keep one eye on you and the other on something else....her eyes were built like that...
[knarf] the eye witness talk to police sketc artitst...please if you see this man `:[ dont not approach them!! call authorities immediately!! back to you the studio with eppy and Cracker
[eppy] [shuffles papers]
[knarf] LOL
[eppy] thank you chelle and knarf
[noodleLeg] good morning
[eppy] ahem...now for some cooking advise from our Cooking expert...noodleLeg
[eppy] tell us about your reciepe
[noodleLeg] for chile con queso?
[LeMac] I have a scetch of the hobgoblin...just in
[noodleLeg] cuz you know its always a good time for queso
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[knarf] [security runs the intruder, possibly an accomplice, LeMac out of the studio]
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] \_/
[LeMac] o-|-o
[LeMac] \_/
[Cracker] wow - that looks just like the midget - i mean hobgoblin
[knarf] give it up...youre ruining the cooking segment
[Cracker] AMazing - we'll keep that posted on the screen, if anyone sees this person call our tollfree hotline
[eppy] its heinous!
[Cracker] yes, i will have nightmares tonight
[noodleLeg] okay first you need 10 jalepanos
[noodleLeg] preferably from el paso
[Cracker] [gasp]
[eppy] `:[
[knarf] ACK!
[Cracker] That's a very evil place, noodleLeg, are you sure we can't get them elsewhere?
[eppy] (thinks to self...gee i wonder if that is why they were heading to hEL Paso
[noodleLeg] they're just not hot enough out here
[noodleLeg] the evil adds to the flavor
[noodleLeg] eppy:haha
[noodleLeg] you need to boil the evil out of the jalepanos
[noodleLeg] you also need other onion and tomato (these do not require any additional evil) they can be gathered locally
[Cracker] ahhh... i see. Do you need a priest around for this recipe?
[noodleLeg] no, but it's good to have other evil spirits around to protect you
[noodleLeg] i prefer the vampire kind
[eppy] :|
[noodleLeg] good spirits are useless cuz they're not good fighters
[noodleLeg] so you should befriend a couple of evil spirits
[noodleLeg] that's why i'm friends with dave
[eppy] [shuffles papers and turns away]...huh...thanks for the recipe...it sounds delicious
[eppy] not to my co-host...with a special news update...here's LeMac
[eppy] not=now
[noodleLeg] but you didn't even let me get to the queso part of the queso recipe
[Cracker] is one allowed to make this on Good Friday?
[eppy] [camera pans to and away from noodle]
[Cracker] Well... it looks like our times almost up...
[noodleLeg] yes, cuz there's not meat
[knarf] [channel signal is lost....only static is seen and heard]
[noodleLeg] not=no
[Cracker] you suck frank
[knarf] opps!! my bad! [knarf plugs the cord back in]
[knarf] sorry bout that...
[Cracker] .... you updated with all the latest news on teh Clyde/hobgoblin chase
[knarf] hmmm....cracker....were live here....
[Cracker] Stay tuned for what's coming up next on IBMnetwork
* helga has joined channel #chat
[helga] mornin
[Cracker] oh, thanks for coming in helga - she's our new scheduler
[chelle] morning helga
[Cracker] on the our TV STATION
[helga] i'm the new scheduler? bfw?
[Cracker] Please, can you tell us, what the next show is on our network? since the NEWS IS OVER?
[helga] montel williams. sylvia plath is about to read your fortune
[Cracker] OH! I love syliva plath... Not too keen on Montel though
[Cracker] THank you Helga! Our new programmer at the studio. Everyone have a great friday and we'll see you next week
[Cracker] i mean Good Friday
[Cracker] [shuffles papers and turns to smile at other anchors]
[Cracker] pssstt... eppy, say goodbye
[eppy] Goodbye America...and God Bless
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] [chuckles to other anchors]
[knarf] knarf, dude....that was a bit much wasnt it?
[knarf] its not like youre tom brokahawasawhahaw
[noodleLeg] helga: you missed my chile con queso recipe
[knarf] good bye america???
[eppy] yeah...i was signing off
[knarf] were just going to montel...not going off air for the nite...
[noodleLeg] is was the cooking expert despite the fact that i can only cook one thing
[knarf] i dont know why YOU are the top paid anchor!??
[eppy] you just do sports
[knarf] everyone knows your hair is a toupe`
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] its on snug
[knarf] [mumbling to self]stoopid mr.hotshot achorman...
[noodleLeg] sounds like the sportsman is jealous
[eppy] what...just 'cause to do a couple radio shows you think youre some BIG celeb
[eppy] to=you
[knarf] not just any radio show! the sxsw coverage AND the dr.drew and adam show...
[eppy] [smirks]
[knarf] both have a wide range of listners thank you very much!!
[noodleLeg] you got to hang out with dr drew and adam?
[eppy] you said like FOUR words!
[eppy] hi im knarf buttf*%k
[knarf] yes...i filled in for adam and the show was a great success! it was nevery funny or more fluid.
[knarf] thats it...that tape i have of you and youre co-host lemac....yeah, well, im making it public!!! take that mr.hotshotanchorman!
[noodleLeg] haha
[eppy] :\
[eppy] thats not me in that video
[knarf] the truth will be known ho
[knarf] the truth will be known how lemac went from pizza delivery boy to co-anchor in 2 weeks will finally be known!!
[eppy] the kids got an excellent smile
[knarf] oh its you...it starts off with you puttin on your toupe backstage and lemac bring your pizza....and getting his "tip"
[eppy] does twice as good of job as you
[knarf] [knarf stomps out of the studio]
[eppy] damn hot head
[chelle] welcome to another episode of behind the news
[knarf] [grabs his gat from his trunk and heads back to the studio]
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] rat-a-tat-tat
[knarf] all anchors lie a bloody pool of their own self righteousness
[knarf] [knarf leaves no survivors and goes home and enjoys a hot pocket as he watches montel]
[chelle] i didn't know knarf had it in him
[knarf] oh yeah! i like hot pockets...pepperoni are the best
[chelle] i just never pictured you as a hot pocket person...maybe more of a hungry man dinner kind of guy
[knarf] lol
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] helga: how was sushi?
[helga] sushi was pretty good. we were all late and

Household Meeting

[Cracker] dave - seriously, we need to send rent $ tonight
[knarf] uh-oh
[ClydeFrog] hahaha, you guys are gonna get kicked out
[pepito] okay...im not trying stop you
[knarf] ouuuu
[ClydeFrog] can you call us when you all are getting evicted so we can go watch
[pepito] Cracker: i need the utility mad loot too
[knarf] ouuuu
[Cracker] okay, but I need a gentle reminder. okay, can we figure out the bills tonight then? after you get back from VB?
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[pepito] Cracker: 'ight
[ClydeFrog] can you guys record your house meeting
[knarf] hahahaha
[knarf] pepito: you take minutes
[ClydeFrog] knarf: the cat does
[knarf] i thought the cat ran the meetings?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: they take turns
[pepito] the cat has horrible penmenship
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. meow meow MEOW meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] eh, there messaging each other, no fun
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] i know, ill pick up after myself, i promise
[pepito] no were not you paranoid butt munch
[knarf] [cat] [rollseyes]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] I SWEAR
[pepito] lol
[knarf] [cat] meow meow. [looks at wendy] MEOW!! meow meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [cracker] what, i know i flushed the toilet, it wasnt me
[knarf] [cat] meeeeeow! meow meow meow. [slams paw on the table] meow meow.
[ClydeFrog] [Cracker] alright it was me, but it wasnt my fault, i think i broke the toilet
[knarf] [cat] [raises paw to cracker] meow meow. [begins to lick it genitles.]
[ClydeFrog] [pepito] [thinking to self] i wish i could do that
[Cracker] ew
[pepito] hahahha
[pepito] a pussy licking her...