Candy From Strangers

*** eppy has joined #chataus.
[eppy] guess who's the proud owner a not-so-new xbox
[ClydeFrogger] your momma?
[glitta] congrats epy!
[eppy] not me
[ClydeFrogger] helga?
[eppy] so the dude was way scary
[glitta] scary
[knarf] haha
[knarf] howd he scare you?
[glitta] did he try to get you to stay and be his friend?
[eppy] i met the dude at a 7-11...then gave him a ride...yes i let a stranger in my car..to his place
[knarf] nice
[glitta] eppy doesnt seem to mind riding with strangers
[eppy] his place...some house with like 6 ppl there...none looked related
[eppy] he was from florida...i was pretty scared
[knarf] never let them see you sweat dude
[eppy] he'd only been in town for a lil while
[eppy] well...the house was pretty trashed...i went upstairs up to his room
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[knarf] just you 2 in his room?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: eppy is telling the story of how he got molested and met his new boyfriend
[monkey_boy] whoa
[eppy] it took him a while to figure out how to set up the xbox on the tv
[knarf] did he sit on the bed and pat the bed next to him telling you to take a seat?
[knarf] eppy: did he have the box and manuals?
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: were you scanning the room for possible exits or things to use for defense
[eppy] well he eventually got it to work...i asked him to put the game in it
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: oh totally
[eppy] didnt help that i spotted 2 swiz army knives
[eppy] knarf: it was in a plastic grocery bag
[knarf] thats how the new ones come
[eppy] he said it was only 4 months old...in the ad...but the vents had a good amount of dust
[eppy] well halo wouldnt come up
[knarf] ouu
[eppy] said that it did that sometimes
[monkey_boy] wow
[knarf] ooooo-kay
[monkey_boy] talk about a sales pitch
[eppy] just hafta keep trying...but its a good xbox
[monkey_boy] eppy: so you bought it right?
[eppy] last time it took him 17 tries
[knarf] scary
[monkey_boy] eppy: it helps you curb the addiction
[eppy] so he turns it off and has the cd place holder half way open and points and says he thinks the reader has lent on it
[eppy] so he goes to the bathroom for a q-tip and some alcohol
[knarf] :o
[eppy] says he's gonna clean it
[eppy] i tell him...dude...really...if it takes you to clean it to get it to work...im not gonna buy it
[eppy] he's fustrated...but continues
[eppy] tries again and of course it doesnt work...i split happy to be alive
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you should of said your money was in the car, and then just left
[eppy] the end
[eppy] haha
[eppy] thats a good one
[knarf] so you bought a new one?
[glitta] we should pick randoms from craigslist and have eppy meet up with them..
[knarf] haha
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[glitta] just to have good stories like this one.. once in a while
[glitta] eppy: im glad you are still alive
[glitta] ha ha
[eppy] the dude was wearing baggy clothes...talked a bit like jw...and ironicly his name was jonathan
[glitta] did you feel like imitating him
[glitta] but held back on the urge?
[eppy] seewahslee
[eppy] yeah...no way i could mock him in his private chainsaw massacre like home