noodle hearts brad

[helga_] for noodleLeg - http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2008/11/top-ten-vampire.html
[noodleLeg] helga_: brad pitt was super hot as a vampire
[helga_] haha
[helga_] what do you like about him as a vampire?
[noodleLeg] uh
[noodleLeg] long hair
[noodleLeg] vampire
[noodleLeg] brad pitt
[noodleLeg] what's there not to like about him as a vampire
[noodleLeg] helga_: i don't remember who Gerard Butler was
[noodleLeg] can't even picture what movie/show
[sweetsue] careful - you are knocking off pop-c points
* helga_ didn't know noodleLeg liked Brad
[noodleLeg] helga_: when he had long hair he was super hot
[helga_] ahhhh
[helga_] agreed :)
[sweetsue] man, there's this guy here with long hair and a hot bod....gawd he's such eye candy for me
[noodleLeg] :-)
[sweetsue] he's the qa lead so i work with him all the time...too bad he's married!
[noodleLeg] its ok to enjoy the view

Eye Rolling = Detention for a Month

[eppy] dang it.. i missed lunch
[monkey_boy] eppy: crazy thought -- you could go now and get food
[monkey_boy] and it becomes lunch
[eppy] you just blew my mind
[ClydeFrogger] gross
[eppy] well thx poopferbrains.. but id hafta leave ibm campus
[chellers] and that is difficult because...?
[chellers] the man won't let you leave? you don't have a car?
[eppy] its way over there
[eppy] no.. must work
[chellers] you are afraid of going outside and dying?
[eppy] mebby
[eppy] there's sunlight and stuff
[ClydeFrogger] .msg eppy best watch...chellers is gunning for you
[eppy] i know.. she doesnt say anything.. ever.. and im a lil ticked about missing lunch and she's on me like.. monkey on chuck premier night
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: nice...two burns in one statement
[eppy] i think that deserves some freebird
[chellers] i do say stuff
[chellers] :P
[eppy] helga: put my calls on hold
[chellers] it was just a question sheesh
[knarf] chellers: see what happens when you try to make chataus insteresting?
[knarf] thatll learn ya
[chellers] knarf: i know right..sheesh
[knarf] sheesh-ka-bobs
[chellers] i can't wait for chuck next week, it's gonna be good!!
[monkey_boy] chellers: yep, I hope Morgan does more crazy stuff. he cracks me up
[chellers] monkey_boy: si all good stuff
[monkey_boy] knarf: I miss K-Bob's on Mesa
[monkey_boy] home of the $4.99 chicken fried steak
[chellers] monkey_boy: u know there's a k-bob in brenham right?
[monkey_boy] but that's far for real
[chellers] monkey_boy: and its not 4.99 anymore :(
[monkey_boy] :(
[monkey_boy] http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/24/spider_man_musical/
[monkey_boy] why lord why?
[chellers] monkey_boy: not too far
[chellers] under 2 hours probably :D
[monkey_boy] yeah, that's 1h50mins too far for grub
[chellers] hehehehe
[chellers] buy into the franchise monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] never!
[monkey_boy] broadway shows are evil
[chellers] i'm still talking k-bob's :D
[monkey_boy] oh
[monkey_boy] then I'll see if they can fedex me a CFS
[chellers] hahahahaha
[chellers] ray and i stopped at the k-bob's in brenham once on our way back from houston. it was delish!!
[ClydeFrogger] more chinese gymnast age drama... http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/gymnastics/news/story?id=3606837
[monkey_boy] why do cable channels have commercials?
[helga] monkey_boy: eggs
[monkey_boy] it's like the commercials before a movie in the theater
[monkey_boy] that's crazy
* monkey_boy thinks MTV will buy his "Pimp my grill" TV show idea
[helga] .msg eppy careful, burns can hurt. monkey_boy might start going on and on again about how he doesn't care if others don't watch the same tv shows as him
[helga] wow, i forgot to scroll down
[monkey_boy] that's it. mantadory viewing of Chuck after school today.
[monkey_boy] you're all required to go or you fail the semester
[monkey_boy] and if I catch anyone sleeping or eye rolling they're getting detention for a month
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: shhhhh, this is a good song
[eppy] monkey: eat my shorts
[monkey_boy] .msg knarf I'll pay ya $50 if you go pee in eppy's coke
[eppy] im not scared of your cronies

chat killer

[helga_] http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/09/10/0910zilker.html
[helga_] they are putting in a sprinkler system at zilker park
[ClydeFrogger] for 100 chat points...what signal is generated when the terminal window size changes?
[noodleLeg] wow it's going to take them half a year to install sprinklers?
[eppy] sigterm?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: ouu, sorry, thats not the correct answer
[eppy] sigresize
[noodleLeg] null
[ClydeFrogger] i think eppy may be right...ouu, not anymore
[noodleLeg] it was sigterm?
[noodleLeg] 42
[helga_] noodleLeg: three months to install. another three months to make sure ground grows back and is perfect
[ClydeFrogger] it looks like its SIGWINCH
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: did you cheat?
[ClydeFrogger] uh...i was asking you all
[ClydeFrogger] if i didnt look it up, how would i know who was right
[noodleLeg] "it looks like its" - doesn't sound like you knew the answer
[ClydeFrogger] i didnt
[ClydeFrogger] thats why i asked
[ClydeFrogger] and then subsequently looked it up
[noodleLeg] well i didn't know i was allowed to use google
[ClydeFrogger] i wnated to see if anyone knew off hand
[ClydeFrogger] thats it game over
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg ruined it
[noodleLeg] noodleLeg ruined it
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger ruined it
[noodleLeg] you posted the answer w/o warning
[noodleLeg] what if helga_ wanted to guess?
[noodleLeg] or monkey_boy
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: its like a game show...theres a time limit
[noodleLeg] usually you know what the time limit is
[noodleLeg] or there's music
[ClydeFrogger] here i am, trying to spring some life into chataus, and noodleLeg has to kill it
[ClydeFrogger] everyone, thank noodleLeg for killing chat
[monkey_boy] I didn't know a signal was sent when resizing a window
* noodleLeg runs away crying
[monkey_boy] makes sense though
* noodleLeg Quit
[monkey_boy] :O
[chellers] poor noodle
[ClydeFrogger] chellers: are you a chataus killer too?
[chellers] no
[chellers] then again maybe yes :(
* chellers didn't realize she was a killer
* noodleLeg has joined #chataus
[helga_] noodleLeg: ClydeFrogger apologized and you missed it
[noodleLeg] helga_: did you save it for chatty archive?
[helga_] ClydeFrogger said he was going to put it on archive
[knarf] noodleLeg: i thought you made the game more interesting and added a comedic angle to it :D
* ClydeFrogger wishes noodleLeg would have done the "how am i funny" bit from goodfellas
[noodleLeg] thanks knarf
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: there?
[monkey_boy] yep
[monkey_boy] sup?
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: you got me, I thought you were really pissed
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] i just had a dumb issi update to do
[noodleLeg] thought i'd try to be dramatic
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: you gonna try out Spore?
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: a crafty noodle is new to me

ls

[15:49] knarf: wha!? PPP!?
[15:49] * knarf hopes helga brings some back
[15:50] monkey_boy: best cheap cardboard pizza on the planet
[15:54] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: did you try force unleashed?
[15:54] monkey_boy: not yet
[15:54] monkey_boy: jon said it is good though
[15:54] ClydeFrogger: this past weekend, i played the indiana jones lego demo
[15:55] ClydeFrogger: ls
[15:56] monkey_boy: sexy_party.jpg waffles.txt how_to_pretend_to_work.pdf
[15:56] ClydeFrogger: good think i didnt do "ls -a"
[15:57] ClydeFrogger: think=thing
[16:00] ClydeFrogger: one more song and im out
[16:00] * monkey_boy wonders what's in waffles.txt
[16:00] ClydeFrogger: your face
[16:00] monkey_boy: lol
[16:00] monkey_boy: that's so damn dumb it made me laugh
[16:01] ClydeFrogger: score

Old Men and a Frog

[12:33] ClydeFrogger: nothing?
[12:33] eppy: you got something?
[12:33] ClydeFrogger: i got plenty
[12:34] eppy: well.. go for it and get chat going
[12:34] ClydeFrogger: some old men annoyed me this morning at the gym
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: one of them was on a leg machine i wanted to use, and the other was standing next to him and they were talking up a storm
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: then a third old man joined in on the conversation
[12:35] eppy: were they in a balcony?
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: nah, no balconies there
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: jerkface didnt even use the machine the whole time they were talking
[12:36] ClydeFrogger: he was just sitting in it
[12:36] eppy: did you try to force eye contact so he knew you were waiting?
[12:36] ClydeFrogger: nah, i couldnt. he was facing the other way from where i was
[12:37] ClydeFrogger: i had to use another machine thats kind of similar...it kind of sucks though
[12:39] eppy: is it busy there in the morn?
[12:39] ClydeFrogger: not really...majority is old folks when i get there
[12:40] eppy: do you sometimes feel left out?
[12:40] ClydeFrogger: a little
[12:41] eppy: next time show up with some ensure drinks.. that'll get folks talking to you

Turkey Lasagna

[09:32] *** monkey_boy has changed the topic on channel #chataus to friday is the day we do the forbidden dance....of love!.
[10:03] helga_: glitta: i made the turkey lasagne last night, except used eggplant for the noodles
[10:03] helga_: it was really good!
[10:04] helga_: it took a long time to make... the recipe was true when it said 45 min of prep. plus an hour to cook
[10:04] helga_: dave even got seconds
[10:04] helga_: (and you can sub cheddar cheese for mozzarella cheese in a pinch)
[10:07] helga_: recipe if anyone wants: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/JENNIE-O-Turkey-Lasagna/Detail.aspx
[10:08] helga_: you slice an egglant about 1/4 of an inch thick and use them as lasagna "noodles". (don't peel the egglant first)
[10:08] chellers: and you don't have to precook the eggplant right?
[10:09] helga_: nope
[10:09] helga_: the most time consuming task was cooking the turkey
[10:09] chellers: cool sounds like something different to try :)
[10:10] helga_: chellers: last night i could've used the meat thing ray has :)
[10:10] ClydeFrogger: gross
[10:10] helga_: so when glitta has her pampered chef party, i'm getting one of those!
[10:10] chellers: helga_: that thing is awesome!!
[10:10] chellers: seems so trivial but it makes it much easier
[10:10] chellers: :D
[10:11] helga_: does he do before the meat browns or after?
[10:11] helga_: wondering if you can break up the meat while its still raw
[10:11] helga_: chellers: i made two dishes from the recipe too. one is in the freezer, so i'll see how well it reheats
[10:11] chellers: hmm i think he waits until it starts to brown
[10:12] knarf: ClydeFrogger: lol
[10:12] chellers: helga_: nice i'll have to give it a try, we love lasagna and i haven't made it in a long time
[10:22] ClydeFrogger: knarf: thanks. apparently chellers and helga didnt find the humor in it
[10:43] chellers: :P

Why Girls Can't Watch Baseball... or Drive Cars

[helga_] morning
[chellers] howday
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: why you getting in early now?
* noodleLeg has joined #chataus
[helga_] ClydeFrogger: to beat eppy
[helga_] noodleLeg: why are you in so early?
[noodleLeg] 6 AM meeting
[noodleLeg] i'm calling from home
[chellers] so lori has already heard this story but
[chellers] i got hit by a baseball last night
[noodleLeg] oh no
[chellers] luckily it was on my foot
[chellers] (my foot was on the dugout)
[chellers] it hit on the side
[helga_] eek
[noodleLeg] how's your foot?
[chellers] a little bruised
[chellers] but i can walk and everything
[noodleLeg] good
[chellers] it was in part my fault
[noodleLeg] how?
[chellers] i was going through my purse at the time
[chellers] instead of paying attention
[chellers] i probably could have moved out of the way if i was watching the game
[noodleLeg] during the game?
[chellers] :)
[chellers] yup
[helga_] chellers: that's why girls can't watch baseball
[helga_] too busy messing around in their purses
[noodleLeg] yeah if you were in the dugout watching that's not really your fault
[chellers] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: and thats why girls cant drive either
* glitta has joined #chataus
[chellers] noodleLeg: i wasn't in the dugout
[chellers] noodleLeg: my foot was proped up on the dugout
[helga_] chellers: sitting behind the dugout, right?
[noodleLeg] chellers: oh i thought you were playing!
[helga_] noodleLeg: chellers and ray go to these games for round rock express
[noodleLeg] this was at a Round Rock game?
[helga_] noodleLeg: they are there like every night
[helga_] noodleLeg: even when they don't have real games
[helga_] noodleLeg: chellers even got a RRExpress tattoo
[noodleLeg] you mean a temp tattoo?
[noodleLeg] oh i'm on
[noodleLeg] brb

Clydefrog's School History

[ClydeFrogger] back in Van Horn
[knarf] oh
[knarf] its game time
[glitta] van horn had a movie theater?
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: hells yeah
[ClydeFrogger] we had a pizza hut too
[glitta] first run or dollar movies
[ClydeFrogger] mickey d's didnt show up till after we left
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: dont remember
[ClydeFrogger] i remember i won a care bears coloring contest at pizza hut
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: why were you in Van Horn? I thought you were from Conutillo
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: i was going to school there
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they had a sort of magnet school for elementary
[noodleLeg] you lived in conutillo and commuted to van horn for school?
[ClydeFrogger] thatd be crazy
[noodleLeg] eggs
[ClydeFrogger] i stayed there durig the week, and sometimes i would get to home during weekends
[glitta] was it like boarding school
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: kind of
[noodleLeg] no way
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: you lived at the school?
[glitta] or like military school
[ClydeFrogger] i actually stayed off campus though
[glitta] ha ha
[noodleLeg] w/ who?
[ClydeFrogger] there were 4 of us in an apartment
[glitta] ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] and 1 chaperone
[noodleLeg] was it like private school?
[ClydeFrogger] i only went there 1 year...i didnt make the grades to go back the following year
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: not really private, more magnet type...
[glitta] did your parents pay or did you get a scholarship
[glitta] or financial aid
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: i had to get sponsored
[noodleLeg] wow
[ClydeFrogger] and my parents paid the rest
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: what grade?
[glitta] was it for minorities
[glitta] or anyone could go
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they really werent grades
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: did you like it?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: its more like "levels"
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[glitta] did you have to fight a boss to get to the next one?
[ClydeFrogger] i think like 7
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] oh poor ClydeFrogger
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: ahaha
[noodleLeg] were you homesick?
[ClydeFrogger] some...but with the weekend visits every now and then, it got better as the year went along
[noodleLeg] were they mean?
[noodleLeg] is that why you always go to bed early and wake up when its still dark?
[ClydeFrogger] not really....the professors took more of a laid back teaching method
[ClydeFrogger] they just expected us to get the work done, so they didnt pressure too much
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: nah, that was cause of bball during high school
[noodleLeg] were you happy or sad that you didn't go back the next year?
[ClydeFrogger] i was like "eh"...a bunch of the kids there were snobs anyways
[noodleLeg] sounds like a lil ClydeFrogger
[noodleLeg] so weird
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: could you talk to my sis, we're trying to get her comfortable with the idea of my nephew going away for college
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf go play already?
[noodleLeg] glitta: did you know ClydeFrogger went to boarding school?
[noodleLeg] or "magnet" school
[ClydeFrogger] i need to log off sametime...dumb windows popping up
[noodleLeg] i would of cried like crazy if my folks sent me away when i was 7
[knarf] tourny guy gave himself a 1st round bye
[knarf] eppy: i *think* james is in the tourny on the 6th floor. i dont know if thats him for sure.
[eppy] eppy: thats him
[knarf] whenever you find out...can you let lerma know if im not here?
[knarf] i gotta go back up
[knarf] err, down
[eppy] knarf: so how'd you do?
[glitta] noodleLeg: he was a bad kid growning up
[glitta] so they didnt really have a choice
[glitta] it really turned him around
[glitta] who knows where he would be now
[eppy] kicking it with those mexican werewolf brothers prolly
[glitta] noodleLeg i think ClydeFroggers lying.. cause i never knew bout no boarding school in Van horn
[glitta] ill ask him mom
[noodleLeg] wow, if he was lying, i was totally convinced
[glitta] im pretty sure its a lie
[glitta] noodleLeg; his mom said he is lying
[glitta] i sent her a text
[noodleLeg] thanks glitta
[noodleLeg] wait
[noodleLeg] or is glitta lying?
[noodleLeg] at least in person i could see who had the wider smile
[glitta] ok i didnt text his mom.. but im pretty sure he is lying
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf win?
[ClydeFrogger] well, im outs