Fountain Valley Will Never Be The Same

12:47 tzcheezyP: ept... you interviewing at chico's tacos, or family/visit stuff?

12:50 knarf: family vacay

12:50 tzcheezyP: cool

12:50 knarf: to colorado, ept is a stepping stone

12:50 tzcheezyP: ah

12:53 knarf: in google maps, do you guys see the face of a husky in between aspen and colorado springs?

12:53 knarf: http://goo.gl/maps/sZnXD

12:54 knarf: if you zoom out to see the entire state, kind looks like its on fire...maybe some sort of hell hound

12:54 knarf: bringing death and destruction to the quiet people of Fountain Valley

12:54 knarf calls Stephen King

12:56 knarf: Stevie! hey....yeah, it's me. Listen, babe, i got something for you.... Nah, this'll be better than The Dome. I promise....What? Hey, c'mon now, I told you to cut the middle 400 pages. Listen, theres a hound from hell and its on its way to Fountain Valley.

12:57 knarf: Yeah, yeah, move it to some no nameville in maine. Its gold buddy, gold!

14:22 _bmr_: knarf: I love it when you make posts like those

14:22 _bmr_: if I knew how to I'd archive that

14:27 knarf: try using your face?

14:28 _bmr_ smashes his face against the keyboard 15 times

14:28 _bmr_: …..did it work?

14:29 knarf doesnt see any archive

14:30 knarf: i like the smashing violence though

14:30 knarf: reminds me, saw Olympus Has Fallen last week

14:30 knarf: i enjoyed all the pew pew KA-BOOMs

14:30 _bmr_: knarf: you earned this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw39SIiHrQ

14:31 _bmr_: ignore the song at the end, it's crap

14:32 tzcheezyP hopes it isn't NSFW, like that penn&teller link that knarf posted yesterday

14:32 knarf: sorry, should've warned ya

14:32 _bmr_: tzcheezyP: wear headphones

14:32 knarf: thought it was general knowledge

14:32 tzcheezyP: there were juggies

14:33 tzcheezyP: i'm just making noise. i watched it at home

14:33 _bmr_: omg mammary glands! call the morality police stat!

14:33 tzcheezyP: _bmr_: dude, they have an office downstairs

14:33 _bmr_: the mammary glands have their own office?

14:33 tzcheezyP: that'd be sweet, but no

14:34 tzcheezyP: the yum-yum police

14:34 _bmr_ nods and winks at tzcheezyP

14:34 _bmr_: ooooooh I get it

14:34 _bmr_: \msg knarf I don't get it...help?

14:36 tzcheezyP: "MLB suspends Ryan Dempster 5 games for hitting A-Rod"

14:36 tzcheezyP: i was seeing an article about the beaning, earlier

14:36 ClydeFrogger: he should appeal so that he can keep playing

14:37 _bmr_: baseball ain't nuthin' but a load of thugs

14:37 ClydeFrogger: _bmr_: do you know which sport baseball is?

14:37 tzcheezyP: showed a gif of him throwing at a-rod more than once in the same at-bat, finally tagged him

14:37 _bmr_: ClydeFrogger: duh

14:37 tzcheezyP: _bmr_: it's NOT the one that matt and trey invented

14:38 _bmr_: this is baseball

14:38 _bmr_: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4747632896/h9EC54038/

14:39 _bmr_: I remember it because it's the one they don't play on ice or a wooden floor

14:39 ClydeFrogger: knarf: how goes app development?

14:39 tzcheezyP: if there was a rape scene, it'd be la crosse

14:56 tzcheezyP: knarf: i'm finally seeing what you meant earlier about that colorado map http://i.imgur.com/4cHsqx5.jpg

14:59 ClydeFrogger: tzcheezyP: haha

14:59 ClydeFrogger: tzcheezyP: its kinda like one of those "magic eye" posters... you kinda have to just stare for a little bit and then you'll see it

15:01 tzcheezyP: those give me headaches

Dammit Riggs

[knarf] you guys see IM3 yet?
[ClydeFrogger] i havent
[eppy] 1155
[_bmr_1] I saw iy.
it
I did not like it.
felt like a mish-mash of several movies at the same time
[eppy] was it a graveyard smash?
[_bmr_1] not for me
[@ClydeFrogger] haha
[eppy] clyde: i got the same time
[_bmr_1] felt like someone with ADD edited scenes from lethal weapon, zero dark thirty, rocky 3, transformers, mac and me (yes, I know), and mission impossible 2. Sprinkle in a dash of black humor tarantino style and cook for approx 2 h.
[eppy] i wish IM would say.. "dammit riggs, im too old for this"
[@ClydeFrogger] haha
[knarf] haha

So you had a bad day

[08:46] [eppy] im having a tough time lately.. garabage dispose busted, microwave busted, front headlight out, and now lights wont turn on in half the house
[08:46] [eppy] pinchi mouse
[08:47] [@ClydeFrogger] sounds like you really pissed off the mouse
[08:47] [knarf] did you only pay half your electric bill?
[08:47] [eppy] tink so
[08:49] [knarf] ive only done one, but if you want backup when you swap out the disposal, just let me know
[08:49] [knarf] i could also kick out the other headlight so it doesnt look weird that only one works
[08:50] [@ClydeFrogger] eppy: you trying to be like me with one headlight?
[08:50] [knarf] oh, and theres a micro here on the 4th flr. i dont use it much, so you can take it if you want.
[08:50] [@ClydeFrogger] or you just really like the song...

[08:51] * knarf is pretty sure he took care of all of eppy's probs
[08:51] [knarf] 

[08:51] [eppy] knarf: good looking out. i did buy a new disposal yesterday. still need to replace it

[08:52] [eppy] damn electrician folks better call back or im gonna try someone else
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[09:43] [eppy] yikes.. tough finding an electrician
[09:43] [knarf] mouse got him, too? crafty lil bugga
[09:43] [@ClydeFrogger] eppy: you at home?
[09:43] [eppy] he's always one step ahead of me
[09:44] [eppy] clyde: yeah
[09:44] [@ClydeFrogger] how "convenient"
[09:44] * @ClydeFrogger bets this is all an elaborate plan just so eppy can wfh
[09:44] [eppy] you havent been over in a while.. the place is a wreck
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[11:24] [ClydeFrogger] eppy: you find an electrician yet?
[11:35] *** noodleLeg has joined #chataus
[11:41] [ClydeFrogger] i would wear this shirt around _bmr_ all the time... 

[11:47] [tzcheezyP] ClydeFrogger: that's horrible... and awesome
[11:47] [tzcheezyP] noodleLeg: howdy
[11:50] [noodleLeg] hi tzcheezyP
[11:52] [noodleLeg] so how was sxsw?
[11:58] [eppy] clyde: yeah.. electrician just came by a sec ago. Said the city isnt providing power to one of my "phases". Called the city and they are sending someone out
[11:59] [eppy] he was cool to not charge me for that info
[11:59] [ClydeFrogger] weird
[11:59] [eppy] it did go out after the storm, but I agree its odd that I get some power but not to my lights
[12:00] [tzcheezyP] eppy: so does that leave you with low voltage or low amps?
[12:00] * ClydeFrogger bet the electrician was the mouse dressed as an electrician
[12:00] [eppy] lol
[12:00] [eppy] some alarms did go off in my head when I noticed he was only 4 inches tall
[12:00] [ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[12:00] [eppy] but that uniform looked legit
[12:01] [ClydeFrogger] haha
[12:01] [ClydeFrogger] i like how this "mouse" is a recurring character in #chataus
[12:01] [eppy] tz: sorry i dont speak electrician
[12:01] * tzcheezyP pictures stuart little slapping a fake magnet sign on the side of his little red convertible
[12:02] [ClydeFrogger] haha
[12:02] [eppy] if I had to bet.. I would say low voltage
[12:02] [tzcheezyP] eppy: that makes the most sense if the lights are working right
[12:02] [eppy] he put a device to the two main circuit breakers and showed that only one was showing a circuit
[12:03] [eppy] its the lights that arent working.. the other stuff seems fine
[12:03] [eppy] fridge.. no problem... my labtop and several other devices
[12:04] [tzcheezyP] huh...  half your breaker box is dead.  definitely sounds like a weird deal
[12:04] [eppy] clyde: ive noticed I have several recurring themes.. iron lonja, syrup residue, and the mouse
[12:04] [eppy] prolly others I cant think of now
[12:04] [ClydeFrogger] oh, and how youre late to new things
[12:05] [ClydeFrogger] and that you dont check your email
[12:05] [ClydeFrogger] white van
[12:05] [eppy] that one is pretty true
[12:05] [eppy] oh.. white van.. I had a tough time buying stuff in instanbul since no one was using a white van
[12:05] [ClydeFrogger] xbox/craigslist
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[12:22] [ClydeFrogger] _bmr_: eppys mouse is up to some shenanigans again
[12:25] [tzcheezyP] eppy: serious question... are turbans fairly common in modern-day turkey?
[12:40] [knarf] [mouse] um, yes sir...you see, the problem *SQUEEK* seems to be that one of you *SQUEEK* circuits isn't getting any power. Best you *SQUEEK* call the city about it.
[12:40] [knarf] 

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[14:13] [ClydeFrogger] eppy: WHOA!
[14:13] [ClydeFrogger] i just thought of something
[14:14] [eppy] stop the presses!
[14:14] [ClydeFrogger] eppy: what if Bobbi is the mouse in girls clothes?!
[14:14] [eppy] chetballs!
[14:14] [knarf] hahaha
[14:14] [eppy] that would explain all the cheese laying around the house
[14:15] [eppy] and Ive never seen the mouse and helga in the same room at the same time
[14:15] [knarf] that would help explain her latest fb profile pic: 

[14:16] [ClydeFrogger] haha
[14:16] [knarf] eppy: you should suggest buying a cat and see how she reacts
[14:16] [ClydeFrogger] haha
[14:17] [eppy] also explains why she wanted a dog as a pet
[14:17] [knarf] the way a vampire keeps warewolves around?
[14:17] [ClydeFrogger] im laughing at the fb pic
[14:18] [ClydeFrogger] im=im sill
[14:18] [eppy] helga's nose is a bit pointy