Big - starring ClydeFrog

[knarf] when starting kde with: xinit -- -T, whats the -T for?
[eppy] do a X -help
[eppy] -T disable the Ctrl-Alt-Backspace key sequence
[knarf] i see that, thank you sir
[eppy] i like to be able to kill it like that
[knarf] me too...i wont be using that
[eppy] geez...ive been drinking my Code Red drink and i still dont have super coding powers
[knarf] code red is fo suckas
[eppy] no its snot
[knarf] shudda gone with the regular dew
[eppy] dude...code red is hardcore...you just dont know
[knarf] oh i know...
[knarf] i konw its fo suckas
[knarf] on=no
[eppy] i aint no sucka...fool
[knarf] man...clyde spli early today huh?
[knarf] li=lit
[knarf] hes probably napping or playing video games
[knarf] bastard
[eppy] ahhh...the good life
[knarf] or getting ready for bed
[knarf] he prolly just got home from denny's early bird special
[eppy] he's kicking off his snickers and putting on his apartment loafers
[knarf] hes feet must be covered with chocoalte and nugit(sp?).
[eppy] whistling as a toy train makes its way around
[knarf] is lil ricky schroeder driving the train?
[eppy] nah...but silver spoons is on the tube
[knarf] ah yeah
[knarf] he prolly just thru in a chicken marsela(sp) in white wine sauce frozen dinner in the micro.
[eppy] anyday now...clydefrog is gonna change back to his 12 year old identity
[eppy] ...like in big
[knarf] poor lori...what will she do?
[eppy] hmmm...nothing....she's been defeating time for many years now...she's still 12 herself...thats why theyre such a great couple
[knarf] hes prolly just jumping around on his bed watching silver spoons and waiting for his dinner to defrost.
[eppy] jumping on his trampoline
[knarf] he probably has his 12 year old buddy over there jumpin around with him.

Dolly

[noodleLeg] isn't the saying 9 to 5?
[noodleLeg] isn't it time to go home then?
* noodleLeg puts on her dolly parton wig
[noodleLeg] 9 to 5
[pepito] haha
[noodleLeg] na na na
[noodleLeg] [insert words here]
[noodleLeg] 9 to 5
[noodleLeg] gotta na na na na....
[pepito] workin' 9 to 5...is no way to make a livin'
* noodleLeg hands pepito the dolly wig
[noodleLeg] gotta use your mind (?)
[noodleLeg] workin 9 to 5
[noodleLeg] pepito: why aren't you putting on the wig?
* pepito puts on the oversized white beehive wig
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] it looks good on you...really
[noodleLeg] but somethings missing....
* noodleLeg hands pepito a box of kleenx
[noodleLeg] you gotta stuff um boy
[noodleLeg] i mean girl
* pepito puts the kleenx box under his shirt on just the left side
[noodleLeg] hahaha
[pepito] hand me anutha
* noodleLeg hands pepito a retangular box of kleenex
[noodleLeg] sorry i couldn't find another square one
* pepito puts the other kleenx box under his shirt on the right side
[pepito] ouu yeah...lookin' good
[noodleLeg] wait
* noodleLeg pushes up the right one a lil
[pepito] almost there
[noodleLeg] much better
* pepito puts on a blank look in his eyes
[pepito] there
[noodleLeg] wow
[noodleLeg] miss dolly you look better than ever!
* noodleLeg hands dolly a microphone
[pepito] yeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
[pepito] you darn tootin'
[noodleLeg] \msg pepito pssst...change your name
[noodleLeg] \msg pepito pssst...you're suposed to be dolly remember?
[pepito] \msg noodleLeg i dont wanna
* noodleLeg sneezes
* noodleLeg puts her arm down dolly pepito's shirt
* pepito slaps noodleLeg
[pepito] I DO DECLARE!
[noodleLeg] hey....i needed a kleenex
* pepito tightens his colla
[pepito] well i nevah
[noodleLeg] hahaha

CLYDEFROG

[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[knarf] wassup?
[noodleLeg] nunin
[knarf] youre chillin like a nun?
[noodleLeg] hahaha
[noodleLeg] well since i can't get a hold of helga or chelle
[noodleLeg] guess i'll work now
[noodleLeg] bbl
* knarf pitcures noodleLeg in a penguin outfit
[noodleLeg] see what a good linux girl i am
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] BLOWS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] REEKS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] BEATS UP EPPY
[eppy] :/
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] cheers for clyde!
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] SUX BIG FARTS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] BITES THE BIG ONE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] SMOOCHES EPPY WITH HIS LITTLE PINKY
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] WANTS NOODLE TO TAKE HIS PLACE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] IS A ROBOT
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] IS IGNORING KNARF
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[Parblo] SMELLS LIKE OLD CHEESE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] haha
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] IS BUSY DOING NOTHING
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[knarf] guess hes not here...
[noodleLeg] you need someone to play pong with?
[noodleLeg] i could volunteer
[eppy] la la la la
* knarf plays with his shoe laces
[noodleLeg] :/
[noodleLeg] i was just trying to help
[noodleLeg] i didn't really want to play anyway
[eppy] uh...we dont wanna distract you from your work
* eppy puts hand on her shoulder
[eppy] its...for the best
* noodleLeg sprays lysol on her shoulder

ash wed is late

[ClydeFrog] hey, when is ash wednesday, i just thought about that
[ClydeFrog] eppy: i think your two for two
[knarf] you can just start hating without warming up first, you could get cramps.
[knarf] can=cant
[ClydeFrog] wow, is this the latest ash wednesday has been, march 5th
[eppy] how is it possible for them to change it around each year?
[ClydeFrog] its god, god can go whatever he/she wants
[ClydeFrog] go=do
[knarf] yeah, i think hes right
[eppy] i mean...i know it hasta be on a wednesday...but turkey day is still always in november
[eppy] so god gets on the telly and calls someone to let them know when ash wednesday should be this year...he should go all out and make it sometime in the summer
[knarf] thats going all out?
[ClydeFrog] dont try to look for more reasons to fuel your "pseudo athiesm"
[knarf] if he was gonna go all out, he'd move summer to march.
[eppy] knarf: sorry knarf...youre too radical for me
[eppy] ClydeFrog: im just wondering why its like a month late...or how thats possible

Chat Wuss

[ClydeFrog] man, im reading the chat archives and i think im too mean, therefore from this moment on, im gonna be a nicer frog
[pepito] wuz
[ClydeFrog] pepito: i appreciate your opinion
[pepito] hehe
[pepito] i think your moms a ho
[ClydeFrog] pepito: im sorry you feel that way, maybe we can talk later and discuss it
[pepito] this is great....yeah...how 'bout you shove your 'sorries' up your butt
[ClydeFrog] pepito: im sensing a lot of anger from you, are you sure this isnt something some warm milk and kitten whisker kisses cant help
[helga] clydefrog: would you like me to forward you the "bizzare britney spears in the buff" email to you?
[pepito] id like one too
[pepito] helga: can i view it at work?
[helga] pepito: i don't know
[helga] oops, i just emptied the folder
[pepito] geez...clydefrog can flip the wuz mode on in a flash
[pepito] :/
* pepito grabs the cat, yanks off its whiskers, and chugs some milk
[pepito] hmmmm...i DO feel better
[ClydeFrog] so whats for lunch
[pepito] your momma
[knarf] hehe
[pepito] whats wrong sissy boy
[helga] did i hear, "chipotle" earlier?
[pepito] ClydeFrog: go pick us up some chipotle.....NOW!
[ClydeFrog] pepito: it okay, i know all of these outbursts are just cover ups on your true feelings
[knarf] yes, i would like shoputs
[knarf] whoa
[knarf] shoputs=chipots
[pepito] qee shoputs
[knarf] i already told you...
[knarf] dumbass
[pepito] dont get all pissy like clydefrog
[ClydeFrog] so chipots then?
[knarf] hes not pissy...YOU are pissy
[knarf] i have to double up on the hate to fill the frog void
[knarf] ClydeFrog: yeah
[ClydeFrog] pepito: gentlemen please, there is no need to argue, there is already too much hate in the world
* pepito kicks ClydeFrog square on the balls
* knarf rubs pepito's face in it...
[knarf] pepito: look what you did to ClydeFrog!!
[pepito] gross
[knarf] bad pepito!
[knarf] bad!
* pepito backs away from chat
* knarf throws pepito outside
[pepito] uh...we have limits and there's a certain protocal of acceptable posts on chatty chat...i think knarfs gone too far
[knarf] pussy! pussssy!
[ClydeFrog] pepito: i do believe you meant "protocol", an honest mistake, could have been made by anyone
[knarf] nah, thats a signature pepito move right there
[pepito] great...im stuck in the middle of pansyville and jerkburg
[knarf] its called pusstown
[knarf] so whens lunch?
[ClydeFrog] same bat time, same bat channel
[knarf] so eppy is driving again?
[pepito] my car's not a bat channel
[knarf] oh thats right, cats cant walk on a bat channel