iphones are for babies

[ClydeFrogger] is that someones iphone in the crib when they are weighing the babies?
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: how come knarfs boys already have iphones and we dont
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you don't get an iphone
[monkey_boy] I had a talk with steve
[monkey_boy] I told him how you treat me
*ClydeFrogger cant believe the twins are already cooler than him
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: whatev. steve aint in charge no more
[monkey_boy] you don't think he left notes to the new dude
[monkey_boy] ?
[monkey_boy] he kinda did
[monkey_boy] you're so not getting one
[ClydeFrogger] oh, ill prove you wrong stho sthuper hard
[monkey_boy] I did tell him you could get one only if you sell me your itouch for $5 when upgrading
[monkey_boy] he agreed that would be fair
[ClydeFrogger] that does sound fair
[monkey_boy] so there ya have it
Signoff: glitta ("ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: what if i give you these 3 magical beans and you give me an iphone
[monkey_boy] done
* monkey_boy writes iphone on a a box of playing cards
* ClydeFrogger writes "3 magical beans" on vicious

My Sweet Valentine

[09:04] knarf: roman catholic choirs are singing...
[09:08] knarf: for some reason i cant explain
[09:09] ClydeFrogger: knarf: you gonna go see My Bloody Valentine?
[09:09] ClydeFrogger: in 3D
[09:09] knarf: hells yeah
[09:09] knarf: you wanna go together? i'll buy you chacolate
[09:09] knarf: no flowers tho
[09:09] ClydeFrogger: wtf
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: no flowers
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: what, i dont DESERVE flowers
[09:10] knarf: im not made of money
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: oh oh , but you can go play poker every friday
[09:10] knarf: i get ONE night for myself...ONE
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: what about me
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: how many nights do i get
[09:10] knarf: oh here we go
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: thats right, here we go
[09:11] ClydeFrogger: cause you never change
[09:11] knarf: this is where youre going to tell me youre going to go stay with your mother and pretend to pack up
[09:11] knarf: well you know what...go
[09:11] ClydeFrogger: FINE
[09:11] knarf: FINE
[09:11] * ClydeFrogger grabs suitcase
[09:11] * ClydeFrogger walks out the door
[09:12] * ClydeFrogger knocks on the front door
[09:12] * knarf puts on sportscenter and spreads out on the couch
[09:12] * ClydeFrogger calls monkeyboy
[09:13] *** SweetSue has joined #chataus.
[09:14] * ClydeFrogger blasts Single Ladies as he drives over to monkeyboy's place

Mind Bullets

[knarf] http://frankandholly.blogspot.com/2009/01/betting-on-babies.html
[monkey_boy] I'm betting aliens will abduct Holly for a weekend to implant super awesome chips in the kids that will make them so smart they'll be able to kill with a thought.
[knarf] with MIND BULLETS!!
[monkey_boy] and then the good twin will have to save the world from the evil twin
[monkey_boy] damn, that'd be an awesome movie
* monkey_boy gets started on the script
[monkey_boy] I'll get james earl jones to play you knarf
[knarf] excellent
[knarf] throw in plenty of sinister laughs from JEJ Knarf
[monkey_boy] summer 2010, Twin Fury. You won't know what hit earth. Twice.
[knarf] haha
[knarf] monkey_boy: youre in the wrong business
[monkey_boy] the only down side is I'd have to move to california
[helga_] monkey_boy: plenty of room for more indie Austin movie makers!
[monkey_boy] but I wouldn't have street cred unless I lived there some of the time
[monkey_boy] oh and became super vocal about politics
[ClydeFrogger] and adopt babies from other countries
[knarf] and DUIs
[ClydeFrogger] and a music career
[monkey_boy] my musicality is poppin
[helga_] and buy a hybrid car
[ClydeFrogger] and you have to fluctuate in weight
[monkey_boy] oh damn, I have to become a scientologist too
[helga_] ClydeFrogger: that was a nicer way of putting "just get super fat" cuz that's what i was gonna write
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: haha
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: we could harass monkey_boy with cameras when he is shopping at HEB
[helga_] knarf: done and done
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: and at his home
[helga_] and put more of them on facebook!
[monkey_boy] :'(
[ClydeFrogger] damn...meeting time for me
* monkey_boy roots for the evil twin to destroy the earth
* ClydeFrogger has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out))