Trash Talk

[ClydeFrog] chinese lunchers, ready
[chelle] rdy
[ClydeFrog] rdy
[Monkeyboy] I'm going down.
[pepito] rdy
[knarf] 1
[knarf] 2
[knarf] 3
[knarf] not it
[ClydeFrog] not it
[pepito] not it
[chelle] no it
[Monkeyboy] not it
[ClydeFrog] haha, pepito has to drive
[ClydeFrog] out
[Monkeyboy] out
[chelle] out
[knarf] in
[ClydeFrog] HeAdRuSh: we out
[pepito] out
[helga] in
[HeAdRuSh] coo
[knarf] guess its just me and you helga...
[knarf] you wanna talk trash about the rest of the chat peeps?
[Cracker] yeah, right
[helga] oh! oh! oh! can we, knarf?
[Cracker] he gave us permission
[helga] who's first? monkeyboy
[helga] ?
[knarf] sounds like a good place to start
[helga] let's save eppy and clyde for last
[knarf] ok...besides, they are easy
[Cracker] dont say anything about Brian - he's a sweetheart
[knarf] says you
[Cracker] yup - says ME
[helga] ok, he is. . . and a gentleman, too. he offered to give me a ride home the other day in the rain when my car window was broken
[knarf] apparently you havent seen the monkey sweatshop in his closet!
[helga] but what is this FASCINATION with monkeys?
[Cracker] that's sexy... the closet
[knarf] those poor monkeys
[Cracker] bobbi - it's a just a childish dorky thing to dwell on
[Cracker] but we just let him - we try not to stifle him
[helga] what does he make them do in the closet? are they cranking out the power to generate all his computers and servers?
[Cracker] yup - he's got a few tredmills
[knarf] yes, one group anyways
[knarf] the others are cleaning his DND dice
[Cracker] the others are working on building a machine to create the super monkey
[helga] and he only feeds them 5 ounces of water and 2 bananas a week
[knarf] some are cleaning spare computer parts
[knarf] IF they do good...otherwise they go the week with only water
[helga] what a hard-a$$
[helga] we better stay on his good side... superficially at least
[Cracker] yeah, brian's only happy when he's pushing his monkey to the limit
[knarf] i dont want to get into it any further....it brings me down to think of those poor monkeys in there
[helga] what did the monkey ever do to him?
[knarf] thats just it...he tried to be a part of the monkey society and they rejected him
[knarf] his love hate relationship of monkey tribes is off the deep end
[helga] prolly cuz he's so tall. mean little buggers, those monkeys are
[knarf] and hes not very harry either
[knarf] plus he cant hang from his butt....they laughed at him good for that one
[knarf] can you imagine a tribe of monkeys pointing and laughing at you!?
[helga] jay was a giant monkey for halloween. maybe bri can boarrow the monkey suit?
[helga] does monkeyboy have giant hanging trees in his living room? i bet every night, he tries and tries and tries to learn to hang from his butt, but he STILL hasn't realized he doesn't have the tail.
[knarf] its sad really...
[knarf] ok, whos next? how about Cracker?
[helga] she's here to butt in... (hahaha--monkey joke) wait till she goes to her meeting
[helga] what about chelle?
[knarf] oh yeah...besides, shes easy.
[knarf] no pun intended.
[knarf] ok...chelle it is.
[knarf] theres several ways we can go...
[knarf] theres the whole UT vs. utep thing...
[helga] i have to leave in 8 min, so we gotta hurry
[helga] lets dog on UTEP
[knarf] ok
[knarf] their doughnuts suck
pepito is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
[helga] they don't have a world series winning baseball team
[knarf] do they even have a baseball team?
[helga] no wonder the team isn't a world series winning team!
[knarf] that school is so poor...they play baseball with sticks and rocks
[helga] i saw their little "gold dancers" at a football game. they sucked
[knarf] canut style
[knarf] gold diggers
[helga] what a dumb name
[knarf] yeah...and the flag girls too...is it a requirement that you HAVE to have a spare tire!?
[knarf] i havent seen more outta shape women since i accidentally walked in on a weight watchers meeting in 908
[helga] and the football team? don't they know they're suppossed to try to win? that's the object of the game!
[knarf] ok...can we get one more in?
[helga] sure
[knarf] eppy and clyde together?
[helga] oh, that'll be fun
[knarf] i think their hate for each other is pent up sexual frustration
[knarf] its another one of those love hate relationships
[helga] oh yeah. i see clyde's been growing his hair out... it looks so long. i think he's trying to imitate eppy
[knarf] eppy really knows how to play pong, but he fakes like he doesnt so he can get ClydeFrog to give him private lessons
[helga] when you play pong, does eppy just let clyde win, cuz it makes clyde happY?
[knarf] then he lets down his fabio-esq hair and flaunts it in clydes face
[helga] lol
[helga] and clyde makes fun of eppy's hair, but secretly, he thinks its so beautiful and shiny
[knarf] yeah, he takes a dive in each game...i think clyde let him win once....it was funny, cause eppy was trying to lose AND clyde was trying to lose...it was a long game
[helga] i wonder what else was on those el paso ping-pong "training" tapes
[helga] i bet if we analyze them, we'll see eppy and clyde, starring into each other's eyes
[knarf] theres footage there of clyde taping himself with a womans wig, acting like he was eppy....
[helga] and eppy walking around, acting all mean, just like clyde
[knarf] [clyde as eppy] hi clyde...theres something ive been wanting to tell you for a long time...
[helga] [clyde as eppy] cuz you know clyde... you're so strong and handsome. why don't you come over here and show my that ping-pong move again....
[knarf] [eppy as clyde] hey eppy, you know i hate you right. [under his breath, i really love you] does this do anything for you? [eppy jump stomps]
[helga] ok, i gotta run.... but i could do this all day!
[knarf] that was fun...
[knarf] cya!
[helga] lates
[knarf] [:|]