noodle hearts brad

[helga_] for noodleLeg - http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2008/11/top-ten-vampire.html
[noodleLeg] helga_: brad pitt was super hot as a vampire
[helga_] haha
[helga_] what do you like about him as a vampire?
[noodleLeg] uh
[noodleLeg] long hair
[noodleLeg] vampire
[noodleLeg] brad pitt
[noodleLeg] what's there not to like about him as a vampire
[noodleLeg] helga_: i don't remember who Gerard Butler was
[noodleLeg] can't even picture what movie/show
[sweetsue] careful - you are knocking off pop-c points
* helga_ didn't know noodleLeg liked Brad
[noodleLeg] helga_: when he had long hair he was super hot
[helga_] ahhhh
[helga_] agreed :)
[sweetsue] man, there's this guy here with long hair and a hot bod....gawd he's such eye candy for me
[noodleLeg] :-)
[sweetsue] he's the qa lead so i work with him all the time...too bad he's married!
[noodleLeg] its ok to enjoy the view

Rumors

[Glitta] Breaking News: Someone Got Engaged This Weekend.. Guess Who?
[chelle] it was just nice to be by the ocean
[knarf] YOU!?
[chelle] BRIAN?
[Glitta] Strike one
[Glitta] Strike two
[chelle] EPPY
[knarf] DAVE!?
[Glitta] ha ha Strike Threee YOOOOUUUU OUT
[knarf] elmo?
[Glitta] No
[chelle] NOODLE?!!
[Glitta] DING DING DING DING
[knarf] wow
[chelle] WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!
[Glitta] at least thats what eppy told helga and helga told me
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] and i couldnt keep it in anylonger
[Glitta] and apparently Grant Called eppy with the news?
[Glitta] they are in NYC
[knarf] you guys got suckered
[chelle] wow
[Glitta] no way.. helga wasnt too suprised.. supposedly when he went to el paso with her this summer.. he asked her dad for her hand in marriage
[Glitta] or his blessing.. or whatever it is that you do when you ask the dad
[Glitta] and so peeps where just waiting for the actual popping of the question
[Glitta] i had no clue
[ClydeFrogger] suck, stupid IBM
[ClydeFrogger] my back doc dont accept the new health plans
[chelle] Glitta: wow. i'm surprised grant called eppy w/ the news
[Glitta] yeah.. thats what is kinda unbeleivable for me
[Glitta] im still in shock .. i guess i wont believe it till noodle gets back and tells us
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: are you signed up lready? cant change it?
[ClydeFrogger] well, all the plans are aetna
[ClydeFrogger] and they dont accept aetna
[knarf] ouuu...i havent even looked
[chelle] Glitta: yup
[Glitta] chelle:did you know about any of it? like that they were even planning on getting married?
[monkey_boy] brb
Signoff: monkey_boy ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.3.11")
[chelle] Glitta: no ma'am
[chelle] Glitta: i just knew that grant had finally met the family but that's all
[Glitta] its exciting!

[eppy] /msg knarf i dont think they know yet
[helgaTHEgreate] who knows what?
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreate: oh great, you're gonna encourage him
[Glitta] :/ i spilled the beans
[knarf] nothing...its tru...were not talking about marraige
[helgaTHEgreate] monkey_boy: i can't help it
monkey_boy checks his backlog for any stray beans...
monkey_boy sees no beans...
[knarf] msg eppy way to go dude
[chelle] eppy's preggers?
[helgaTHEgreate] hahahaha
[monkey_boy] the sordid affairs of eppy
[monkey_boy] coming to BBC America this fall!
[eppy] lets see i told them they got engaged at a museum
[ClydeFrogger] uh, can i borrow a dollar from someone
monkey_boy waves a dollar in front of ClydeFrogger...
[monkey_boy] what are you gonna do for it?
[ClydeFrogger] kick you in the nuts
[eppy] Glitta: you told them about deb & grant?
monkey_boy waits for glitta to make a gay ref.
[monkey_boy] eppy: no, but now you did! :D
[Glitta] eppy: :| no.. yes.. no.. Yes! I couldnt take it
[Glitta] but you can tell it again since then it will be STRAIGHT FROM TEH SOURCE
[ClydeFrogger] so about that dollar
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[eppy] grant told me they announced at times square...and i think she said yes
[helgaTHEgreate] i only have a five and a 20
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you know that sentence made no sense, right
[Glitta] whoa.. who announce what and huh?
[eppy] announce...proposed...my bad
[Glitta] ha ha no sense
[ClydeFrogger] they
[helgaTHEgreate] eppy: are they registering at tiffany's?
[ClydeFrogger] two people proposed?
[eppy] they=he
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] translation: grant proposed at time square and debbie may or may not have said yes
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: you got a stick in your butt
[Glitta] how do you not know if debbie said yes?
knarf makes mental note not to take sticks from ClydeFrogger
[Glitta] i thought it was in a museum in from of a painting
[monkey_boy] knarf: LOL
[Glitta] from = front
[eppy] brb
monkey_boy changes the name of the channel to #The_View.

[eppy] i hafta fess up
[knarf] this should be good
[ClydeFrogger] uh-oh
[eppy] i never talked to grant
[knarf] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] nice
[eppy] it was jess jokes...dont be too mad
knarf was looking forward to watching a skinny pale jet black haired goth girl stripping
[djPoppinJ] what?
[djPoppinJ] you ACE..i'm glad I played it off when I called her and she wasn't home. I left a message "hey debbie, give mem acall, blah blah"
[djPoppinJ] dave - so this all started with me? on the phone saturday ? you just decided to be mean?
[chelle] hmmm...yeah maybe eppy's trying to cover his ace
[djPoppinJ] i'm kornfused now
[Glitta] whooooaaaa
[djPoppinJ] he did that beacuse they went out of town
[eppy] i know...ive out done myself
[helgaTHEgreat] wow
[djPoppinJ] and I even tried calling when they were out of town, duh
[Glitta] i thought something was up when you said he did it in time square and helgaTHEgreat said he did it in a museum
[knarf] wow
[knarf] let the ppl vacation in peace
[chelle] hahahahahahaha
[djPoppinJ] dont make me call grant and tell him to ask her!
[djPoppinJ] cuz I will MAKE HIM
[ClydeFrogger] that might give eppy the "Ace of the Year Award"
[helgaTHEgreat] no wonder noodle hates eppy
knarf makes preprations for eppy's trophy
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you didnt know either.. or where you part of the scam..??
[knarf] eppy: you prefer Ace of the Year or Ass of the Year?
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: i wasn't part of the scam
[eppy] im gonna hafta go with ace
[Glitta] so eppy tricked you too???
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] ace it is
[ClydeFrogger] eppy has no bounds
[helgaTHEgreat] glitta: looks like it
[chelle] well then why did helga say it took place in a museum?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. we all have your back
[knarf] wow...he counted on you girls spreading the lies like wild fire...good ol rumors
[knarf] chelle: eppy messed up his own lie
[Glitta] makes me realize how bad it is to spread rumors.
[chelle] i dunno i'm gonna go with eppy spilled the beans and is trying to cover his ace
[knarf] youd think he wouldf got it str8
[chelle] knarf: nah we're talking about eppy here
[knarf] exactly
[Glitta] too many lies and deceptions in this chat room
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[knarf] oh oh...make a #wedding-talk
[Glitta] im still suspicious that helgaTHEgreat is in on it
[ClydeFrogger] i did find it weird that grant would call eppy and not noodle call eppy
[knarf] maybe she started it then got eppy to cover for her this morning...
[knarf] that would esplain why eppy effed it up
[helgaTHEgreat] don't blame this on me
[Glitta] why would they wanna start a rumor like that
[Glitta] that just mean
[knarf] cuz they knew ppl would eat it up?
[Glitta] should have made it more outrageous.. not something thats believable.. thats my theory
[knarf] is the believable rumor more easy to spread?
[monkey_boy] you can always blame me.
[knarf] ^nt
[knarf] monkey_boy...you bastard.
monkey_boy hangs his blabbing mouth in shame
[helgaTHEgreat] i thought its a very believable rumor
[Glitta] eppy: what do you have to say for yourself.. why did you do it???
[Glitta] the people wanna know
[Glitta] maybe eppy was just trying to get helgaTHEgreat??
[eppy] no...i told this to cracker too
[helgaTHEgreat] he knew i'd tell you, Glitta, at the race on sunday
[eppy] i did know helga was going to the run on sunday
[Glitta] yeah.. i know.. thats funny
[knarf] BURN
[chelle] i remember when we tried to get eppy to keep a secret..first person he called was glitta
[chelle] :D
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[Glitta] what if noodle did think he was gonna ask the big question and he didnt.. and shes sad
[Glitta] and here we are spreading rumors that it happened
[chelle] i'll just wait until noodle comes back
[helgaTHEgreat] what if it really happened and eppy didn't even KNOW?!
knarf is glad he didnt spread rumors
[chelle] i have 2 theroies
[chelle] oops theories
[chelle] 1) eppy's telling the truth and now feels bad he spilled the beans
[chelle] 2) eppy wanted to punk peeps
[knarf] back and to the left
[knarf] back...and to the left
knarf thinks helgaTHEgreat is the other shooter on the grassy noel
[Glitta] We just got PUNKD
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, unintentionally
[Glitta] now im sad
[helgaTHEgreat] i'm pissed at eppy, for bringing me into his web of lies
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you should be.. where is the TRUST in the relationship
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. teach him a lesson
[helgaTHEgreat] i just might
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: make him cry too
[chelle] maybe eppy's feeling out the waters with helga
[chelle] see if its time to pop the question
[helgaTHEgreat] well, that would be a dumb idea now
[Glitta] ooooooooooh
[knarf] i thought it was barely like 2...its gonna be 4 already
[knarf] ouch man
[Glitta] i have to say im suprised eppy caused all this.. we will be talking about it for years to come
[knarf] can i go home now?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: i was gonna say you did a good job playin it off with the Aaron Dream.
[Glitta] sucked me right in
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: that did happen
[Glitta] thats funnny
[helgaTHEgreat] i even told aaron about it
[Glitta] ha ha..
[eppy] i hafta fess up
[eppy] again
[eppy] the weddin's back on!
[helgaTHEgreat] who trusts you?
ClydeFrogger raises hand
[eppy] nah really...this is the truth
[Glitta] yeah who cares.. im waiting for debbie
monkey_boy thinks the perfect way to tell is by reinstating the old methods to determine if someone is a witch
[Glitta] Quit playing with my Emmotions!!!
[monkey_boy] if we drown eppy and he lives, he's lying!
[chelle] ooouuuu
[monkey_boy] if he dies, he told the truth. QED
[chelle] monkey_boy: good suggestion
[monkey_boy] nothing quite like a good witch trial.
[monkey_boy] noodle would like it too...all gothic and halloweeney
[Glitta] im soo confused i dont know what to feel anymore.... happiness, excitement, or deception
[helgaTHEgreat] i don't believe it
[eppy] would i try to dup you again?
[monkey_boy] eppy: yes
[ClydeFrogger] its the truth
[helgaTHEgreat] of course
[Glitta] yes.. cause its even better the second time around
[monkey_boy] fool me once....
[monkey_boy] fool me twice...
[knarf] eppy: is telling the truth now
[monkey_boy] three times a lady!
[Glitta] yeah..
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[knarf] it happened at the museum
[ClydeFrogger] he wanted to trick you all this morning with the whole times square thing, but you all didnt fall for it
[Glitta] i think all the kart boyz are in on it now
[helgaTHEgreat] was this a grant kart plan?
[helgaTHEgreat] grant = grand
[Glitta] i'll wait for the real deal...
[Glitta] helga: the grant kart plan works too
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: yeah
[ClydeFrogger] haha, now know one is gonna believe what eppy says
[Glitta] monkey_boy: in order to find out the truth.. i nominate you to call Noodle right now
[monkey_boy] ok
[monkey_boy] gimme her #
[Glitta] ok
[helgaTHEgreat] like her cell phone is really on
[ClydeFrogger] 867-####
[chelle] it might be
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: dialing.
[chelle] in case family needs to get a hold of her
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: ringing
[Glitta] um.. i have two numbers for her cell
[Glitta] 297####
[Glitta] 297-####
[monkey_boy] they both local?
[Glitta] yeah
[eppy] i talked to grant
[Glitta] 731-####
[eppy] that one's old
[Glitta] DJPoppinJ: which one is it
[monkey_boy] calling 1st
[chelle] i'm still confused as to why grant would call eppy
[monkey_boy] runging
[Glitta] yeah.. are they that tight??
[eppy] im a fun person
[chelle] i'm not believing anything until i hear it from deb
[knarf] the plan was hatched early this morning...before kart
[knarf] when he came on, i msg'd him and told him to say he was joking
[knarf] he figured out hte rest, saying times sqaure instead of museum so you could "piece together his lie"
[chelle] Glitta: yeah i dunno
[monkey_boy] I just called her.
[monkey_boy] SHE SAID YES
[Glitta] ok.. i dont give eppy that much credit
[knarf] wow
[monkey_boy] (and she was weirded out by me)
[monkey_boy] :)
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] poor eppy
[monkey_boy] but Grant said we should have lied.
[eppy] jess jokes
[helgaTHEgreat] monkey_boy: do you weird out girls a lot?
[monkey_boy] (we being Noodle and he)
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreat: almost all of em, yeah.
[monkey_boy] :)
[Glitta] HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!1
[monkey_boy] Glitta: you owe me
[monkey_boy] :)
[eppy] do i still get my ace trophy?
[Glitta] :D Yes I do monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] ;)
[chelle] i say we all get to roshambo eppy
[Glitta] The questions still remains.... why did Grant call Dave and tell him the good news???
[Glitta] monkey_boy: did she say when she was coming home???
[chelle] and helga should go first
[Glitta] helga should go twice
[chelle] there ya go
[helgaTHEgreat] noodle likes a man who takes charge
[monkey_boy] Glitta: she was more along the lines of completely overwhelmed by me that I didn't want to prolong the pain
[Glitta] Strippers Back ON!!!!!!!!!
[monkey_boy] Glitta: so no, she didn't mention it. :)
[chelle] Glitta: i still don't get that part either
[Glitta] monkey_boy;ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] who let the cpus out
[helgaTHEgreat] why is notes slow today

Who's BDay is Next??

[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, yup that's the fountain i saw
[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, but it would have to be white chocolate
* noodleLegs thinks
[noodleLegs] eppy, sea dragon, i think
[eppy] sounds right
[eppy] thats right...paul was leaving right around that time
* SignOff helgaTHEgreat: #chataus (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
[eppy] the one before was yours and monkey was leaving then
[noodleLegs] eppy: i planned it but i couldn't go to yours
[noodleLegs] cuz of a meeting or something
[noodleLegs] eppy, right
[eppy] ok...do we know who's is the next bday...normally it'd been paul...but he's goners...i think wendy's is next...in march
* noodleLegs taps eppy on the head
[eppy] am i forgetting someone's bday
[noodleLegs] isn't it helga's?
[eppy] oh oh oh...yeah
[knarf] haha
[noodleLegs] hope she wasn't watching
[eppy] i guess i should set it up
[knarf] lucky
[knarf] she left chat
[eppy] no...she just signed off
[eppy] no one tell
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[knarf] my silence is for sale
[noodleLegs] chatty archieve blackmail?
[knarf] damn str8
[chelle] knarf: i think you need a new game for your xbox que no?
* SignOff knarf: #chataus ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.2.1")
[chelle] then again maybe not
[eppy] woohoo
* knarf has joined #chataus
[noodleLegs] i wonder if eppy killed knarf to silence him
[knarf] hells nah
* mode/#chataus [+o knarf] by chelle
[eppy] archive is gone...im safe from knarf
[chelle] maybe kanrf needs another xbox to have upstairs
[chelle] oop knarf
[knarf] yes, that would be nice chelle
[noodleLegs] chelle, you trying to sell an xbox?
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[knarf] way off
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[noodleLegs] k, i'll go back to reading
[noodleLegs] bbl
[knarf] chats been slow...i believe this is archive worthy
[eppy] luckily you signed off...so the archive is goners
[knarf] nope
[knarf] sucka
[eppy] youre bluffing
[knarf] really?
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[eppy] nothing..you aint got chet
[ClydeFrogger] so bored
[glitta] i thought eppy was joking and trying someone to mention helgas bday
[ClydeFrogger] they should put an arcade in 908
[ClydeFrogger] a free one
[eppy] glitta: momentary lapse
[glitta] lapse of what
[ClydeFrogger] ouuu
[eppy] of remembering
[ClydeFrogger] shes calling you out
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you still swollen and itchy
[ClydeFrogger] ?
[knarf] wow
[eppy] :/
[knarf] what did you guys do at lunch??
[eppy] haha
[glitta] eppy: if you really forgot.. that is baaad. I wouldnt tell helga cause she'll get Mad!
[eppy] wouldnt you like to know
[knarf] oh, im telling helga
[eppy] glitta: why would i tell?
[knarf] it'll be fun for me
[eppy] knarf: she's not gonna believe you
[knarf] she will when i post the archive
[glitta] i mean I will not tell helga.. cause i dont want her to get mad at you.
[eppy] glitta: you rock!
[eppy] knarf: whatever...you aint got it
[glitta] and i dont want her to get her feelings hurt either
[knarf] right now the going rate on my silence is only a fajita taco combo
[eppy] post a small snipet if you do
[knarf] it'll go up later
[knarf] the going rate that is
[ClydeFrogger] lets play some movie trivia
[DJPoppinJ] ok
[DJPoppinJ] lets
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[knarf] theres more...
[eppy] :0
[knarf] make them all steak fajita tacos
* helgaTHEgreat has joined channel #chataus
[knarf] :D
[eppy] bbl

I'm So Embarrassed

[eppy] im so embarrassed
[ClydeFrogger] whys that
[eppy] i closed my door...cut one...and sure enough...someone came to visit
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger]hahaha
[eppy] i considered not opening
[ClydeFrogger] sucka
[ClydeFrogger] why did you
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: your too nice
[sistersuds] new nick for eppy pedo
[ClydeFrogger] they would have come back
[glitta] do you think they noticed
[eppy] it was a girl...im sure
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] groos
[glitta] did you say excuse me or pretend like nothing happend?
[eppy] pretend
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: start a rumor that it was her who busted ace in your office
[eppy] it turns out that im getting an office mate
[sistersuds] oh really?
[eppy] that poor soul
[DJPoppinJf] who?
[eppy] no idea
[sistersuds] the chick that visited you?
[DJPoppinJf] now eppy has to bring in his air freshener again to the office
[eppy] no...she was just the organizer of that stuff
[sistersuds] she's probably gonna be like..."eeeww i don't wanna sit w/ fart boy"
[eppy] she offered to clean my office
[knarf] poor lady...shes nice too
[sistersuds] she is nice
[knarf] and eppy assaulted her
[sistersuds] oh man i can't stop laughing
[DJPoppinJf] haha
[sistersuds] eppy: did you purposely shut your door cause you knew you were gonna rip one?
[eppy] sistersuds: yeah
[sistersuds] LOL
[eppy] her name is beth
[knarf] her name was beth....RIP
[DJPoppinJf] it's those wings we had last night

Trash Talk

[ClydeFrog] chinese lunchers, ready
[chelle] rdy
[ClydeFrog] rdy
[Monkeyboy] I'm going down.
[pepito] rdy
[knarf] 1
[knarf] 2
[knarf] 3
[knarf] not it
[ClydeFrog] not it
[pepito] not it
[chelle] no it
[Monkeyboy] not it
[ClydeFrog] haha, pepito has to drive
[ClydeFrog] out
[Monkeyboy] out
[chelle] out
[knarf] in
[ClydeFrog] HeAdRuSh: we out
[pepito] out
[helga] in
[HeAdRuSh] coo
[knarf] guess its just me and you helga...
[knarf] you wanna talk trash about the rest of the chat peeps?
[Cracker] yeah, right
[helga] oh! oh! oh! can we, knarf?
[Cracker] he gave us permission
[helga] who's first? monkeyboy
[helga] ?
[knarf] sounds like a good place to start
[helga] let's save eppy and clyde for last
[knarf] ok...besides, they are easy
[Cracker] dont say anything about Brian - he's a sweetheart
[knarf] says you
[Cracker] yup - says ME
[helga] ok, he is. . . and a gentleman, too. he offered to give me a ride home the other day in the rain when my car window was broken
[knarf] apparently you havent seen the monkey sweatshop in his closet!
[helga] but what is this FASCINATION with monkeys?
[Cracker] that's sexy... the closet
[knarf] those poor monkeys
[Cracker] bobbi - it's a just a childish dorky thing to dwell on
[Cracker] but we just let him - we try not to stifle him
[helga] what does he make them do in the closet? are they cranking out the power to generate all his computers and servers?
[Cracker] yup - he's got a few tredmills
[knarf] yes, one group anyways
[knarf] the others are cleaning his DND dice
[Cracker] the others are working on building a machine to create the super monkey
[helga] and he only feeds them 5 ounces of water and 2 bananas a week
[knarf] some are cleaning spare computer parts
[knarf] IF they do good...otherwise they go the week with only water
[helga] what a hard-a$$
[helga] we better stay on his good side... superficially at least
[Cracker] yeah, brian's only happy when he's pushing his monkey to the limit
[knarf] i dont want to get into it any further....it brings me down to think of those poor monkeys in there
[helga] what did the monkey ever do to him?
[knarf] thats just it...he tried to be a part of the monkey society and they rejected him
[knarf] his love hate relationship of monkey tribes is off the deep end
[helga] prolly cuz he's so tall. mean little buggers, those monkeys are
[knarf] and hes not very harry either
[knarf] plus he cant hang from his butt....they laughed at him good for that one
[knarf] can you imagine a tribe of monkeys pointing and laughing at you!?
[helga] jay was a giant monkey for halloween. maybe bri can boarrow the monkey suit?
[helga] does monkeyboy have giant hanging trees in his living room? i bet every night, he tries and tries and tries to learn to hang from his butt, but he STILL hasn't realized he doesn't have the tail.
[knarf] its sad really...
[knarf] ok, whos next? how about Cracker?
[helga] she's here to butt in... (hahaha--monkey joke) wait till she goes to her meeting
[helga] what about chelle?
[knarf] oh yeah...besides, shes easy.
[knarf] no pun intended.
[knarf] ok...chelle it is.
[knarf] theres several ways we can go...
[knarf] theres the whole UT vs. utep thing...
[helga] i have to leave in 8 min, so we gotta hurry
[helga] lets dog on UTEP
[knarf] ok
[knarf] their doughnuts suck
pepito is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
[helga] they don't have a world series winning baseball team
[knarf] do they even have a baseball team?
[helga] no wonder the team isn't a world series winning team!
[knarf] that school is so poor...they play baseball with sticks and rocks
[helga] i saw their little "gold dancers" at a football game. they sucked
[knarf] canut style
[knarf] gold diggers
[helga] what a dumb name
[knarf] yeah...and the flag girls too...is it a requirement that you HAVE to have a spare tire!?
[knarf] i havent seen more outta shape women since i accidentally walked in on a weight watchers meeting in 908
[helga] and the football team? don't they know they're suppossed to try to win? that's the object of the game!
[knarf] ok...can we get one more in?
[helga] sure
[knarf] eppy and clyde together?
[helga] oh, that'll be fun
[knarf] i think their hate for each other is pent up sexual frustration
[knarf] its another one of those love hate relationships
[helga] oh yeah. i see clyde's been growing his hair out... it looks so long. i think he's trying to imitate eppy
[knarf] eppy really knows how to play pong, but he fakes like he doesnt so he can get ClydeFrog to give him private lessons
[helga] when you play pong, does eppy just let clyde win, cuz it makes clyde happY?
[knarf] then he lets down his fabio-esq hair and flaunts it in clydes face
[helga] lol
[helga] and clyde makes fun of eppy's hair, but secretly, he thinks its so beautiful and shiny
[knarf] yeah, he takes a dive in each game...i think clyde let him win once....it was funny, cause eppy was trying to lose AND clyde was trying to lose...it was a long game
[helga] i wonder what else was on those el paso ping-pong "training" tapes
[helga] i bet if we analyze them, we'll see eppy and clyde, starring into each other's eyes
[knarf] theres footage there of clyde taping himself with a womans wig, acting like he was eppy....
[helga] and eppy walking around, acting all mean, just like clyde
[knarf] [clyde as eppy] hi clyde...theres something ive been wanting to tell you for a long time...
[helga] [clyde as eppy] cuz you know clyde... you're so strong and handsome. why don't you come over here and show my that ping-pong move again....
[knarf] [eppy as clyde] hey eppy, you know i hate you right. [under his breath, i really love you] does this do anything for you? [eppy jump stomps]
[helga] ok, i gotta run.... but i could do this all day!
[knarf] that was fun...
[knarf] cya!
[helga] lates
[knarf] [:|]

Taco Hell

[eppy] gosh...that TB jacked up my stomach
[Cracker] see dave?
[knarf] suprise suprise
[knarf] doesnt take much, huh dave?
[Cracker] i had freeibrds for lunch!
[eppy] ive actually eaten TB to fix my stomach
[helga] well, whataburger last night and taco bell today? no wonder
you're hurtin'
[eppy] eff it...im going home...i dont care what anyone thinks
[knarf] sheesh
*** eppy has quit IRC (I can help my boogies they get out of control)
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha !!!!! its 3
[helga] he must be sick....
[knarf] no wonder we are losing so much money and people are losing jobs
[Glitta] he has to take a chet
[knarf] LOL
[Glitta] ha ha ha!!!!
[knarf] you made me really lol that time
[Glitta] poor guy.. i wont even give him a hard time for htat
[Glitta] ok i cant back that
[knarf] he signed of quick
[helga] poor davey...
*** Glitta changes topic to 'Eppy Went Home To Take A CHET'
[knarf] mustve been diarreah
[Cracker] he must have the runs or sumpn
[Glitta] i hope he makes it
[Cracker] HOLD IT DAVE!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[helga] its a long drive home
[Glitta] tell him to just go to my place its closer
[Cracker] you can do it!
[knarf] diarreha cha cha cha!!
[Cracker] when you're sliding into first
[helga] lol
[knarf] he is the great cornholio
[Cracker] eppy is now known as cornholio
[knarf] when youre walki9ng up a ladder
[knarf] and you feel something splatter
[chelle] lol
[Cracker] when youre sliding into home
[knarf] diarreha
[Glitta] someone should call his cell phone
[knarf] diarreha
[helga] when you're sitting in in your chevy
[Cracker] and you feel something foam...
[chelle] by brothers used to sing that all the time
[helga] and you feel something heavy
[knarf] LMFAO
[HomeFrog] when you sliding into third
[helga] is some gonna call him to go to glittas?
[Cracker] when youre walking down the hall
[helga] and clyde is home too
[Cracker] and you feel something fall
[HomeFrog] i dont want him coming here
[helga] LOL
[HomeFrog] im locking my door
[Glitta] im calling him
[helga] don't anser it when he knocks
[Cracker] when you're feeling kinda sick
[Cracker] and you need a toilet quick
[HomeFrog] nice
[knarf] [eepy] [knock knock] hey marcos, can i use youre bathroom?
[Cracker] [eppy] i brought some spray...
[knarf] [eppy] come ese, i see you thru the peep hole!!
[HomeFrog] [chinese voice] uh, no one home right now, go away
[Glitta] i left him a message to go to marcoss
[Glitta] new apt.. clean toilet
[HomeFrog] you better not have
[helga] does he know where the new pad is?
[helga] maybe i should call back to tell him
[helga] what is it glitta?
[HomeFrog] joksan might get scared
[Glitta] i told him to go to my place but if he didnt feel comfortable at
my place to go to marcos's
[Cracker] marc - what # are you in now?
[HomeFrog] 1033
[Cracker] lori - you at home too?
[Glitta] nope... jay is
[Cracker] oh, that's right
[HomeFrog] wonder if he really left work
[Glitta] i thik he is gonna get mad cause i left him that message
[Glitta] i told him we were all making fun of him on chat too
[HomeFrog] lol
[Cracker] i had nothing to do with it
[HomeFrog] you jumped in with the rhymes
[knarf] everyone should call with a different diarreah saying
[Glitta] frank you should send him the history
[Cracker] it's cuz he said "idon't care what anybody thinks"
[Cracker] lori - you have evil bones in yer body
[Glitta] and he had just mentioned the tb comment
[knarf] im gonna call with the ladder one
[knarf] whats his #
[Glitta] *****93
[helga] sux-2-B-YE
[Glitta] sorry
[HomeFrog] yeah, the second one
[Glitta] ok im using explorer to look at my files on dfs
[Glitta] any reason why it wouldnt show them all
[Glitta] besides permisssions
[knarf] hahaha hes stuck in traffic on parmer
[knarf] i told him to stop at marcos place
[Glitta] how far up on parmer
[helga] poor dave
[HomeFrog] bastards
[knarf] amherst
[HomeFrog] i dont even like him
[Glitta] does he have to go
[helga] that's right by glitta's
[Glitta] he could make a u turn
[HomeFrog] thats what im saying, tell him to go to Glittas
[helga] of course, clyde's isn't that far away either
[Glitta] ask him if hes gotta go bad
[HomeFrog] nah, i just moved, right now, uh, i live up north in round
rock now