Domestic Violence

[labchelle] man...i'm so excited and noone is here to see this stuff on the screen :(
[pepito] hmmm...we're suppose to work 8 hours
[helga] classfrog: did you install a motion detector in my office, that signals your machine, to keep track of my comings and goings, that you keep in a file on your root directory?
[labchelle] thanks for coming to see pepito :)
[pepito] sure...they were the prettiest plines ive ever seen
* knarf pats chelle on the back
[knarf] labchelle: good work
[labchelle] why thank you kind sir....hopefully i'll have some styled lines up before the end of the week
[pepito] how 'bout a cube?
[knarf] im counting on it
[helga] this one's for chelle: all-riiiiight... all-riiiiiight... all-right, all-right, all-right!!!
* pepito rolls eyes
[knarf] [sigh]
[helga] eppy's just jealous cuz he never gets the all-rights
[pepito] :o
[labchelle] knarf: thanks :) it's fun to actually see something on the screen
[ClassFrog] helga: actuially i have heat sensorsin your office
labchelle ^5 helga
* knarf looks at eppy with his fingers in the shape of an L on his forehead
* pepito pulls helga aside
[knarf] ouuuu
[pepito] (whispering) dont you EVER!!!
[knarf] LMAO
[labchelle] hahahaha
* pepito lets go of helga's arm
[knarf] damn dude....what did you say to her? her eyes are tearing up.
* pepito spits
[pepito] chet...you know i handle my biz
[knarf] sho'nuf
* pepito gives knarf a pound
* helga ^ labchelle
[helga] (sorry i was late)
[labchelle] helga: that's ok
[helga] (as classfrog's sensors would indicate, i left the office)
* helga 's eyes begin to tear up
* labchelle goes over to comfort helga
* helga tells chelle, "i just hate him so MUCH sometimes"
[pepito] iz okay...another qualuud...she'll be lovin' me in the mornin'
[helga] nope. this was the last straw
[helga] i ain't never going back!
* pepito eyeballs helga
[labchelle] yeah helga!!
* helga hides behind a big rock
[labchelle] you don't have to take that chet from him!!
[pepito] you best watch yourself
[Monkeyboy] git 'em helga!
* helga flips off pepito
[labchelle] ouuuuuu
[labchelle] nice
[Monkeyboy] Oh DAMN!
[Monkeyboy] it's Jerry Springer time!
* pepito walks over to her car
[pepito] is this what you want!!!
* Monkeyboy is now known as JerryS
* pepito kicks helga new car
[JerryS] and how does that make you feel helga?
* helga drops a cinder block in the back on eppy's beamer
[pepito] :O
[labchelle] hahahahaha
[helga] THAT made ME feel great jerry
[pepito] now you done it
[JerryS] oooo.
* helga slices all of his melvins cds with a table saw
[pepito] sweet cheesus...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* helga produces a big pair of scissors from her pocket and CHOPS OF HIS HAIR!
[pepito] what did the melvins ever do to you!!!
* pepito falls to knees
[helga] you started it
[pepito] my strenght...cant....get....up
* helga comforts eppy
[helga] i'm sorry
* pepito pulls away
* helga is dumbfounded
[pepito] GO AWAY...I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE
[labchelle] watch out helga...it might be a trick!!
* helga 's chin drops
* pepito runs away
[helga] FINE! Run away, sissy-boy!