Farewell Tour

[knarf] tickets please...
[knarf] tickets...thank you.
[knarf] thank you.
[knarf] tickets please...
[Glitta] [back ground music is playing]
[knarf] [STADIUM LIGHTS GO DOWN]
[knarf] [crowd goes wild]
[Glitta] [crowd begins to scream!]
[Glitta] [Knar knarf knarf]
[knarf] flashes going off everywhere
[knarf] [glitta glitta glitta]
[Glitta] Huge Fireworks start going off all around the stadiume
[knarf] SPOT LIGHT ON CENTER STAGE
* Glitta Heeeellllloooooo AUSTTIN TX!!!! [glitta walks out]
[knarf] glitta parachutes on the stage
[knarf] knarf bungees off the lighting
* Glitta says ICANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
[knarf] HELLO AUSTINNNNNNNN!!!!!
[knarf] party people in the house say HO OH!!!
* Glitta says "Wave your hands in the air!"
[Glitta] [glitta starts movng arms side to side]
* knarf jumps behind the turnable
[knarf] [weki weki wuu]
* Glitta puts her ear goggles on
[Glitta] Its been one week since you looked at me
[Glitta] Cocked your head to the side
[Glitta] and said Im angry
[knarf] Five days since you laughed at me saying
[knarf] Get that together come back and see me
[Glitta] Three days since the living room,
[Glitta] I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you
[knarf] Yesterday youd forgiven me
[knarf] But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry
[Glitta] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[Glitta] As I make you stop, think
[Glitta] Youll think youre looking at Aquaman
[knarf] I summon fish to the dish,
[knarf] Although I like the Chalet Swiss
[knarf] I like the sushi
[knarf] Cause its never touched a frying pan
[knarf] [frying...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] [weekei weeki wu]
[noodleLeg] and the hero of today is MICHELLE
[Glitta] We got to turn you around
[noodleLeg] PMR=Problem Management Report
[knarf] You put your feet on the ground
[knarf] Now take a hold of your soul
[Glitta] FOUR - Whooooooooa, I'm turning it
[Glitta] Loose, FOOTLOOSE
[knarf] Kick off your Sunday shoes
[knarf] Please, Louise
[Glitta] Pull me offa my knees
[Glitta] Jack, get back
[knarf] C'mon before we crack
[knarf] Lose your blues
[Glitta] Everybody cut footloose
[Glitta] and...
[knarf] [and...wuki wuuu]
[Glitta] and I take--2 steps forward
* pepito has joined channel #chat
[knarf] I take--2 steps back
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[knarf] And you know--it ain't fiction
[knarf] Just a natural fact
[Glitta] We come together
[Glitta] Cuz opposites attract
[Glitta] break it down knarf!
[knarf] I'm M.C. KNARF on the rap so mic it
[knarf] Here's a little story and you're sure to like it
[knarf] Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool
[knarf] With my homegirl, glitta gal!
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] oh-o oh-o
[Glitta] here comes the hamer!
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension
[Glitta] Don't you tell me to smile
[Glitta] You stick around I'll make it worth your while
[knarf] Got numbers beyond what you can dial
[knarf] Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
[Glitta] Style profile I said
[Glitta] It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
[knarf] From the Hudson River out to the Nile
[knarf] I run the marathon just up until the very last mile
[Glitta] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
[knarf] [week- weeki-wu]
[Glitta] I'm a model, you know what I mean
[Glitta] You:And I do my little turn on the catwalk
[Glitta] Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
[Glitta] I do my little turn on the catwalk
[knarf] I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
[knarf] Too sexy by far
[Glitta] And I'm too sexy for my hat
[Glitta] Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that!?
[knarf] [fammmmuuuu-week- weeki-wu]
[knarf] FAME!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] I'm gonna learn how to fly--high!
[knarf] I feel it comin' together
[knarf] People will see me and cry.
[knarf] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna make it to heaven
[Glitta] Light up the sky like a flame.
[Glitta] Fame!
[Glitta] I'm gonna live forever
[Glitta] Baby, remember my name
[knarf] Remember, remember, remember, remember...
[knarf] [Rememberrrr-ruuuu-wuka-wiki-wu]
[Glitta] [tun nu na nu na]
* Signoff: Glitta (Hey! Where'd my controlling terminal go?)
[MonkeyBoy] poor g-dog. bad dialup. :)
[knarf] ummm....
* Glitta (~loria@angelica.austin.ibm.com) has joined channel #chat
[knarf] wekki-wekki-wu?
[MonkeyBoy] knarf: almost done setting up Apache.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one, two, three.
[MonkeyBoy] Glitta: I'm gonna make zenmonkey.org the irc server...you can access that with regular dsl.
[Glitta] Check baby, check baby, one, two.
[knarf] Check baby, check baby, one.
[Glitta] It's called the rumpshaker, the beach is like sweeter than cand
[knarf] I'm feeling manly and your shakers coming in handy
[Glitta] Slide down my cloth from New York down by your Virginia
[Glitta] Tickling you around Delaware before I enter
[knarf] All i wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
[Glitta] Just shake your rump!
[knarf] [weeki-wekki-wu How can iiiwuuuu]
[Glitta] How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
[Glitta] Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
[knarf] Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[knarf] Cant understand what I mean
[knarf] You soon will
[Glitta] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[Glitta] I have a history of losing my shirt
[knarf] Its been one week since you looked at me
[knarf] Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[knarf] Three days since the living room
[knarf] We realized were both to blame, but what could we do
[Glitta] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[Glitta] You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[Glitta] Yesterday you just smiled at me
[Glitta] Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[knarf] Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
[Glitta] Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
[knarf] BREAK IT DOWN!!
* Glitta starts doint the Lobster
[knarf] [weeki-wuuuuu-uuwwaaAH]
[Glitta] Glitta lobsters walk out on stage as her back up dancers
* knarf does the robot
[Glitta] Firworks start shooting out of everywhere
* knarf takes debbis by the hand and pulls her onto the stage
[knarf] they do the the typewriter
* Glitta grabs Helga to help her onstage with her lobster move
[Glitta] Roly ply comes out of stage left doing the worm
[knarf] monkeyboy swings from the lighting
[Glitta] Eppy is thworing up off the side of the stage..
[Glitta] its a new dance craze
[knarf] ClydeFrog comes on stage with a loud jump stomp AH!!
[MonkeyBoy] you crazy kids. :)
* pepito is now known as PukeofEarl
[Glitta] chelle is still doing the cabbage patch from the supersonic bacground music
* helga is pulled back into the audience by eppy but she gets free to join glitta on stage
[knarf] go chelle!
[knarf] go chelle!
[Glitta] ClydeFrog contiues to jump stop all over hte stage
[knarf] go helga!
[knarf] go helga!
[Glitta] go helga
[Glitta] shake your rump
[knarf] go Glitta...its your birthday!
* chelle keeps the cabbage patch going, then busts into the robot dance
[MonkeyBoy] hey frank, it's ready for ya.
[knarf] party people in the house say OHHH OH
* Glitta grabs her knees and says "thats my jam!!!""
[PukeofEarl] OHHH OH
[knarf] say OH OH
[Glitta] OH OH
[chelle] OH OH
[knarf] now somebody...anybody...everybody...SCREAMMMMM!!!
[PukeofEarl] AHHHHHHHHHH
[Glitta] AAaaaaAAAhhhh!!!
[chelle] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
[knarf] [cameras flashing everywhere]
* Glitta drives out in a golf cart with the tshirt gun!
* PukeofEarl is now known as pepito
[Glitta] the crowd goes wild!
[knarf] [firewirks and sparks shooting up form the stage]
* Glitta points to the left
[Glitta] aaaahhhhh
[Glitta] point to the right
[Glitta] aaaahhhh
[Glitta] left
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] right
[Glitta] aaaaaaah
[Glitta] she shoots it to the center
[Glitta] peopole dive for the tshirt..
[Glitta] wooo
[knarf] crowd goes crazy for the GK T-shirt
* Glitta says " you all have been awesom!!""
[MonkeyBoy] brb
[Glitta] We love you!!!
[knarf] WE LOVE YOU AUSTINNNN!!!
[Glitta] we couldnt do it without the fans
[pepito] [clap][clap][clap]
[Glitta] go out and buy our new best of cd!!!
[helga] woo-hoo!
[chelle] [clapping wildly]
[Glitta] [sweat running down glittas face..]
[knarf] and dont forget to get a GKt-shirt and lunch box!!
[Glitta] tons of glitter fals from the roof
[Glitta] GK GK GK Gk [crowd cheers]
[knarf] knarf does the windmill...
[Glitta] GK
[Glitta] GLitta starts popping
[knarf] comes to a stop pose with head resting on arm
[Glitta] glita moon walks around his pose
[Glitta] LIGHTS GO DOWN!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[knarf] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] GK!
[Glitta] Gk knights
[Glitta] GK nights
[Glitta] GK nites