Krueger Vs. Worhees

[Pablo] did you guys go to lunch yet?
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yeah
[Pablo] did you pick up a copy of MP?
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: who do you think will win in a fight, Freddy Krueger or Jason Vorhees
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: i called bestbuy and they arent getting it until wed, and i called eb and they said tuesday for pre orders only
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: and i got my preorder from bestbuy
[Pablo] hmm Jason. he can rip you in half and stuff.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: prolly candyman.
[Pablo] freddy just has the nightmare stuff
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: candyman sucks ass
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: oh yeah! tell him that in the mirror!
[Monkeyboy] wussy...
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: your dumb, i say freddy
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: call Frys and see if they have Metroid Prime, or when they are going to get it
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: why are you in love with candyman
[knarf] because the candyman can
[Pablo] ClydeFrog: why freddy?
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: maybe.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: don't get all hateriffic because you aren't down with the CM.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: cause hes more creative in his killings, come on, anyone with a brain can get away from jason, but you cant escape freddy, hes gets you in your dreams
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: that's dumb.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: just tell him to go away. it's YOUR dream.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: have you ever been able to control your dreams, its hard
[Pablo] you can't get away from jason. you get away from him and round the corner and he's THERE!
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: no, all you have to do is not bone anyone is any recluse areas
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: it's easy! you just have to decide it's time to wake up or get a sledgehmmer.
knarf doesnt know who to believe...hmmm...both make strong arguments
[Monkeyboy] easy.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: and run, you just have to run and youll get away cause jason doesnt run
[Pablo] i think jason doesn't sleep
[Monkeyboy] see!
[Monkeyboy] you have to eventually nap around jason.
[Monkeyboy] then BAM!
[Monkeyboy] with freddy, it's your world, your rules on your turf.
knarf thinks to self...yeah...j doesnt run does he...
knarf thinks to self...then again...never seen him sleep...hmmm
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but freddy is the dream master, he rules
[Pablo] and jason can tag team with his mom
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: whatever. I think he just had wussy victims.
[Monkeyboy] "ooh! I'm floating in a room full of spikes...this MUST be real"
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: so, freddy can tag team with his little puppet self, or with the hot/pscho nurse, or with his almost son
[Monkeyboy] blah. as soon as it looks funny, just because a super-sayajin.
[Monkeyboy] ain't no way freddy can stop that crap.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: what if he becomes one too
[Monkeyboy] puny claws versus ka-ma-ha-ma-ha wave attacks.
[knarf] i think freddy takes it
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: whatever, he doesn't know how to become a super sayajin. he doesn't have the honor.
[Monkeyboy] (or the tail)
[ClydeFrog] Goky doesnt have a tail anymore either
[ClydeFrog] y=u
[Monkeyboy] it grows back randomly.
[knarf] jason is weak...freddy has man more ways to kill...
[ClydeFrog] dont think i dont know about dragonball
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i agree
[Pablo] i think Samara would kick all their asses
[Monkeyboy] samara?
[Pablo] The Ring
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: no bringing your anime/comic characters into this, there not real
[Monkeyboy] ah.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: oh, and freddy is.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: YES
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: it's all REAL in my damn dreams!
[Monkeyboy] if I'm a jedi master and he's a wuss in my dream, then that's how it is.
[Monkeyboy] not like those damn wussy kids from that one movie we saw at your place.
[Pablo] Just gotta show freddy "the tape"
[knarf] Monkeyboy is really reaching...
[Monkeyboy] "I can walk! I can talk!"
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: you talk smack right now, but i bet your crumble when it comes down to it
[Monkeyboy] crappy imaginations.
[Monkeyboy] I'm more scurred of zombies than freddy.
[Monkeyboy] at least zombies are REAL.
[Monkeyboy] eppy's proof of that.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: the dude cant walk in real life, i would htink that would be very important to him
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: thats it, i hope freddy visits you in your dreams
[knarf] it would be freddy's easiest kill yet
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: at least freddy hasnt done any real stupid movies where he visits Manhatten or goes to space
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but if you can't walk in real life, why not FLY in your dreams?
[Monkeyboy] ok, I agree that freddy has made less gay films. but he's still a wuss.
[Pablo] ClydeFrog: 3d freddy was pretty damn bad.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: i agree that those kids have no real imagination and thats why some of them were killed quickly
[Monkeyboy] exactly.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but Nancy and Alice kick ass
[Monkeyboy] all it takes to beat freddy is to think quick.
[Monkeyboy] jason...the dude doesn't DIE.
[Monkeyboy] you can't kill him.
[Monkeyboy] that's damn scary!
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: whatever, i could kill him
[Monkeyboy] ok ok...except for you of course....NOT
[knarf] jason had even easier kills...wow, how hard is it to sneak up on some idiot and slice him in the nads while he is doing a handstand?
[Pablo] chchchchch
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: just knock him out and then chainsaw his ass
[Pablo] kakakkakka
[Pablo] ah ah ah ah ah
[Monkeyboy] no nad mentions, plese.
Monkeyboy grimaces.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: yeah, half of jasons kills are also on people who were boning and are defenseless
[Monkeyboy] dude, Jason is a wuss too.
[Monkeyboy] he's just REAL.
[Monkeyboy] that's the only thing he has going.
[Monkeyboy] he's in meatspace.
[Monkeyboy] and he's physically strong.
[Monkeyboy] slow, stupid.
[Monkeyboy] but strong.
[knarf] freddy is even more real...but cause YOU allow him to exist.
[Monkeyboy] hahahaha....
[Monkeyboy] that's just it, I wouldn't allow that.
[Pablo] jason can also possess people
[knarf] you already have...
[Monkeyboy] hhahahahaha
[knarf] you already have.
[Monkeyboy] yoda-knarf speaks.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: then youd be one of the ones to live, but others would perish
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: I consider a real horror dude someone that seriously kicks ass.
[Monkeyboy] that there's no way to stand up to.
[Monkeyboy] no way to win.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: like fressy
[ClydeFrog] ss=dd
[Monkeyboy] yes...like fressy.
[Monkeyboy] :P
[knarf] like jeepers creepers?
[ClydeFrog] fressy kicks ass
[ClydeFrog] knarf: or chucky
[ClydeFrog] hes real
[Monkeyboy] no, I was thinking more like Christopher Walkien in The Prophesy.
[knarf] or the bride of chucky
[Monkeyboy] that was damn creepy.
[ClydeFrog] ouuuu
[Pablo] Gabriel
[Monkeyboy] yup.
[Monkeyboy] that would make me soil myself.
Pablo shows Monkeyboy a picture of Christopher Walken
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: thats not fair, christopher walken himself is scary, he didnt do much acting htere to make the character scarier
[Monkeyboy] :P
[Monkeyboy] he's an awesome actor.
[Monkeyboy] and is damn scary.
[knarf] hes more scary when hes not acting
[Monkeyboy] hahahaha...fair enough.
[knarf] atleast when hes acting i know its fake
[ClydeFrog] hahahah
[Monkeyboy] still was a scary char.
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i think thats conversation was archive worthy
[Monkeyboy] scarier than all the ones you mentioned so far...
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: whatever, freddy kicks ass
[knarf] ClydeFrog:"already ahead of ya...
[Monkeyboy] don't you mean fressy?
[ClydeFrog] fressy kicks ass, but not more than freddy
[Monkeyboy] bbiab.
[Monkeyboy] wan't wait to see that on zenmonkey. ahahaha
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: wait
[ClydeFrog] WAIT
[Monkeyboy] what?
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: call Frys and see if they have Metroid Prime
[knarf] can't?
[Pablo] does fressy wear a feather boa?
[Monkeyboy] Pablo: of course.
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yup, thats the scary part
[knarf] Pablo: only in Monkeyboy's dreams
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: ok...they have it.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: ok ok, I can't back that up.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but their number is 555-1212
[Monkeyboy] ask for bill.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: come on, they like you, call
[Monkeyboy] I'll be back. :P
[ClydeFrog] i hate you
[Monkeyboy] hahahahaha
[Pablo] [fressy] I'm gonna hurt you cuth I'm not a very nithe perthen.
[ClydeFrog] hahahqhaha