Eppy & Cracker Move - Part 1

[helga] hi chelle: we almost got screwed out of our fortune cookies today at lunch!
[chelle] helga: that sucks!! fortune cookies are a must!!
[helga] chelle: the mongolian grille isn't as good as mongolian bbq
[KornFlake] okso dave - do we put 405B or 405 1/2
[chelle] helga: mmmm mongolian bbq is yummy
[knarf] helga: is that the one on 183?
[ClydeFrog] helga: i could have told you that, i guess we never told you about our experience there
[helga] chelle: eggs. it was like a seinfeld episode, almost.... what is the world coming to, when you go to a "chinese" restaurant and you don't get a fortune cookie
[helga] clyde: yeah, i know you said not to go there. but i didn't pick out the place today
[knarf] mongolians are famous for their chinese cookies
[ClydeFrog] helga: we went on a sat once and we they didnt have noodles, then they didnt bring out rice for use, we had to ask for it, then they stared at us the whole time we were there
[ClydeFrog] knarf: nice
[helga] clyde: and i was a little curious about it, so i was glad we went as a dept...
[chelle] helga: ah yes
[helga] but now i know it sucks
[ClydeFrog] and knowings half the battle
[eppy] KornFlake: hmmm...i dont know?...let me call the electricity folks and we'll put whatever they got
[helga] did you guys go to chilis today?
[eppy] no
[KornFlake] Dave - i put B
[helga] where'd you take frank for his b-day lunch?
[KornFlake] Dave - www.moversguide.com - make sure to enter the address as 405 B East 32nd St otherwise it won't work
[knarf] helga: were doing that friday
[knarf] we went to hawiian today
[KornFlake] you can do address forward online for a $1.00
[helga] is that the post office one?
[KornFlake] yup
[KornFlake] or you can print it and mail it for 37cents
[KornFlake] whoopee
[eppy] cool...i think they are just gonna transfer the account to me and not interrupt service
[helga] for what? electric?
[helga] that reminds me, i have to transfer the gas
[eppy] so they'll start charging on the 15th
[eppy] yeah...electric and water, and waste
Signoff: rolypoly ()
[KornFlake] okay dave - so what do I need to do now?
[eppy] you need to call for gas
[knarf] ill be right over
[knarf] `:[m ...fffffwwwaaahhhh...
[eppy] cool...i got it all settled
[eppy] electric folks have our address as 405 B E. 32nd St.
[KornFlake] cool
[HeAdRuSh] ahhh :)
[HeAdRuSh] no OM for the rest of the week
[HeAdRuSh] party in my office!
[KornFlake] ooohhh... just ordered new checks and changed my addy with the banky bank
[HeAdRuSh] my checks still have an address on them that i never lived at :)
[KornFlake] tsk tsk
[KornFlake] never end a sentence with a preposition
[knarf] my checks still have the addy from the house we were renting when we first got here
[KornFlake] i needed to reorder anyway...
[HeAdRuSh] KornFlake: i got permission from the grammar police to do that
[helga] headrush: emma?
* HeAdRuSh shows Wendy his artistic licence.
[ClydeFrog] HeAdRuSh: i actually have cash
[ClydeFrog] but do you have change
[ClydeFrog] for $10
[KornFlake] ahhh... i see
[HeAdRuSh] ClydeFrog: nope, i only have a $10 myself.
[ClydeFrog] damn
[HeAdRuSh] ClydeFrog: if you buy a comic too that comes to $10 ;)
[ClydeFrog] i was just thinking that
[ClydeFrog] do you have a comic with you
[HeAdRuSh] as a matter of fact i do
[ClydeFrog] do you have one of those cool markers that you can use to sign it
[ClydeFrog] if not then go steal one from a supply cabinet
[HeAdRuSh] i have sharpies in blue, red, green, orange, and purple
[ClydeFrog] hmmmm, which color will best show up and yet compliment the color of the cover?
[HeAdRuSh] i think red would do well
[ClydeFrog] alright, ill be right up
[HeAdRuSh] coolie
[eppy] our new number will be: 512-457-8862
[KornFlake] oh sweet
[KornFlake] i can't find rio grande cable in the phone book or online
[KornFlake] i dont think rio grande counseling is the place either
[KornFlake] or rio grande HMO
[eppy] hmmm...ill find it in a bit..i had found it online before
[eppy] i do believe on of the area codes that was available 78705
[eppy] on=one
[helga] are you guys being charged to change your phone number and place where the phone is?
[eppy] yeah
[helga] almost 40 bucks?
[helga] thru southwestern bell?
[eppy] 38.35...but they have an option to charge that over the next 6 payments
[eppy] yeah SBC
[KornFlake] it don't matter to me
[eppy] i did the charge over 6 months thingy
[KornFlake] aight
[eppy] oh and electric, water, and waste fees are 35 bucks
[helga] are there any other phone companies that do local service? we had mci before, but they charge $60 to change the service
[helga] eppy: is that with the city of austin?
[eppy] helga: yup
[helga] eppy: does the gas company charge you?
[eppy] wendy is in charge of gas
[eppy] or rather..."wendy's got gas"
[helga] ah, yes...that i'm familiar with
[KornFlake] ha ha
* KornFlake is now known as KornFart
[KornFart] ha ha
[KornFart] shoot, i need to change it back
[helga] ha ha
* KornFart is now known as KornFlake
[KornFlake] whew
[eppy] okay...dsl might be a pain
[KornFlake] why's that?
[eppy] they said the service doesnt change for additional computers but that it requires additional hw
[KornFlake] right - and I'll get the hardware
[eppy] the additional hw is a router
[KornFlake] how much is a router?
[eppy] they charge 180 + the adapter for the equipment...but suggested that any computer store should have the same equipment at a lower price
[KornFlake] i see - so I can deal with it after we get yours setup?
[eppy] btw...dsl wouldnt be active til 7 days after our phone is up
[eppy] KornFlake: yeah...thats what it sounds like...i dont mind you using my machine
[helga] kornflake: are you going to get on the WC3 server bandwagon, too?
[eppy] oh...but no touche the wc3
[KornFlake] no warcraft
[KornFlake] thanks for the offer dave
[eppy] i wanna go home
[eppy] the phone company had our address as 405 1/2...i just know this is gonna cause some confusion
[KornFlake] who's the current tenant dave?
[eppy] shennel lord
[eppy] or something like that
[KornFlake] okay - the gas company is asking
[eppy] is it TXU Gas?
[KornFlake] SUGAS
[KornFlake] southern union
[eppy] hahahha...no way
[KornFlake] why?
[eppy] just funny
[eppy] suga's
[KornFlake] ahyea
[eppy] whats the rave music im listening to called?
[KornFlake] psytrance
[KornFlake] i thought it was spelled sci-trance personally - that's more fitting
[eppy] there's like a ton of categories for this music
[eppy] ...i just call it all electronic...but dont know if thats right
[eppy] which categories you know of:
[eppy] psytrance
[eppy] house
[eppy] drum and bass
[KornFlake] jungle
[KornFlake] gas has it as 405 1/2
[eppy] cool
[KornFlake] intelligent techno
[KornFlake] melodic trance
[KornFlake] goa
[eppy] goa?
[KornFlake] progressive house/trance
[helga] intelligent techno?
[helga] what makes it intelligent?
[eppy] you dont know...then youre not intelligent
[KornFlake] it's like electronica
[helga] yeah i guess i'm a dumbass cuz i don't listen to that crap. it makes me not intelligent, huh?
[KornFlake] goa is VERY close to psytrance
[eppy] ambient
[ClydeFrog] knarf: YOU HERE
[ClydeFrog] KNARF
[KornFlake] -i think this guy at the gas company is a pothead
[KornFlake] he keeps asking me the same quesitons
[eppy] goa...is that pronounced go-ah...or is it G O A?
[KornFlake] go-ah
[eppy] never heard of that one
[KornFlake] check out www.mp3.com
[eppy] do i haveta
[ClydeFrog] damnit, wheres knarf
[eppy] ill check it out when i get home
[eppy] knarf getting gas for kornflake
[KornFlake] okay - i got gas
[ClydeFrog] i wanted to ask him to see if he wanted to play some pong
[eppy] whats the install fee?
[KornFlake] it's getting transfered to my name tomorrow. No deposit. Install fee is put on the first bill - 10.53
[KornFlake] sweet deal
[eppy] sweet
[KornFlake] but I still can't find the stoopid rio grande cable crap
[KornFlake] i want that shet hooked the FIRST DAY
[eppy] oh...i forgot to look
[eppy] theres a truck at my complex...im sure its got a number
[eppy] but lemme look online first
[chelle] it's not just called "grande"
[KornFlake] i dunno
[chelle] i know my sister in law uses "grande" cable
[chelle] but that's in SA
* KornFlake rubs chin
[KornFlake] are you trying to confuse me michelle?
[eppy] its just grande...not rio grande
[chelle] no
[chelle] trying to be helpful is all
[eppy] www.grandecom.com
[KornFlake] why thank you guys
[KornFlake] time to go shopping! woohoo
[eppy] i dont think its available
[KornFlake] i'll be the one to determine that, thank you very much
[eppy] our other choices are Direct TV and Dish Networks
[knarf] i thought someone was calling me....
[knarf] is it pong time?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: check out this link
[ClydeFrog] http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2002-07-26
* knarf waits for sloooooow page load
* knarf still waits
[knarf] working
[knarf] together with your captor to ensure that his stay in your base is a pleasant one
[knarf] hahaha
[knarf] ClydeFrog: if you play pong and i dont answer, /msg me and ill get on
[ClydeFrog] i have a meeting at 3
[knarf] hour long?
[ClydeFrog] nah, prob like 15 minutes
[knarf] cool....ill be here til atleast 5 today
[knarf] can you play after?
[ClydeFrog] dont know
[knarf] eppy: can you play today?
[eppy] no
[knarf] because you have not worked at all today?
[eppy] eggs
[eppy] im reading PA right now
[knarf] hahaha
[knarf] close it and lets play
[knarf] either that or i have to work...
[knarf] dont make me work, you wouldnt like me when im working
[ClydeFrog] its funny, this TET crap is suppose to help make testing easier and more automated, but its like the opposite cause of all the time it takes to set it up right
[knarf] i remember working with trey on that when i interned
[KornFlake] trey parker?
[eppy] mmmmm...TET
[knarf] yeah, he was a manager on the 8th for IA
[KornFlake] matt stone and trey parker?
[knarf] matt was in bos at the time
[knarf] but they were having some success with some cartoon or something so they quit
[KornFlake] ahhh... cool
[KornFlake] are they gay?
[knarf] yes
[KornFlake] that explains it then
[KornFlake] dave - road runner has digital cable and road runner for 29.95 a month and free installation
[eppy] can i go home now?
[knarf] isnt that for like 3 months?
[KornFlake] bu twe dont need road runner, right?
[eppy] hmmm...how long is the contract for?
[KornFlake] it's for 6months
[knarf] no contract
[eppy] no need for road runner
[KornFlake] okay, let me see if I can get a good deal just for cable
[knarf] after the 6 months its like $50+
[knarf] about $47 with regular cable
[eppy] ew
[KornFlake] frank - jhow old ar eyou today?
[knarf] 28
[knarf] ClydeFrog: i gotta give ya lori's os book
[KornFlake] is digital cable okay? - 47.02/month?
[helga] you pay 47.02 (after taxes) for digital cable?
[helga] we pay 42.00 for regular cable...
[knarf] thats not including RR
[knarf] digital cable is no big thing
[knarf] it looked crappier to me
[eppy] digital cable for 47.02 a month is fine with me...does that include M2?
[KornFlake] i have to check - but I think installation is 40 also i need to check
[eppy] 47.02 and thats it?...no funny crap where the price jumps to ungawdly amounts
[KornFlake] installation is 40
[KornFlake] http://www.timewarneraustin.com/services/pricing_and_packages/
altprices.asp
[knarf] if you get RR, isnt it free install?
[KornFlake] yeah M2
[eppy] i get an error
[KornFlake] go down one level
[KornFlake] dave - wanna get playboy? 14.95 extra
[eppy] woo-hoo
[KornFlake] just kidding
[eppy] i perfer scrambled playboy anyways
[knarf] eppy is the kid from american pie
[eppy] what the movie pak?
[KornFlake] i'm working on a script right now, i dunno nothing
[eppy] fook dis fooker takes forever
[eppy] oh yeah...work
[knarf] ClydeFrog: we got class next week!
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yeah
[ClydeFrog] knarf: can you go play pong
[ClydeFrog] eppy: how bout you
[knarf] yep...i need to or it will seem like forever 'fore 5:30 rolls around
[eppy] no thx
[ClydeFrog] eppy: youve been poking your ass all day anyways, what another 20 minutes
[knarf] thx ClydeFrog....didnt need that visual
[ClydeFrog] knarf: let me just start some tests, and ill be ready
[knarf] sure
[eppy] ClydeFrog: you can see me
[eppy] ?
[ClydeFrog] eppy: every step you take, every move you make, ill be watching you
[KornFlake] dave - we can get that special just FOR DIGITAL CABLE
[KornFlake] i'm ordering it now - is that cool?
[knarf] dont do it!!
[KornFlake] tick tick tick
[eppy] hey wait
[KornFlake] what's up?
[eppy] i think they charge you for every tv
[eppy] oh wait...im the only with a tv
[eppy] hahahahaha
[eppy] we only have one tv
[KornFlake] they chrage 7.22 /month extra for another TV box
[helga] cracker doesn't have a tv?
[KornFlake] I plan on getting one in the future
[knarf] . ./.profile
[eppy] \msg helga i dont consider her an american
[helga] \msg eppy UH, yeah, she's a FREAK
[KornFlake] so, we'll be getting 1 digibox and 2 cable connections
[eppy] are you gonna get the movie pak...whatever that is
[eppy] why 2 cable connections?
[KornFlake] i'm gonna call you right now
[ClydeFrog] eppy: could you do me a favor and record all this down, its going to hillarious to read it later
[KornFlake] i dont find it funny
[helga] clyde: i can save this archive
[helga] actually i wish i had saved monday's.
[ClydeFrog] helga: yeah, that was another good one
[knarf] is this worthy of the archive?
[ClydeFrog] i think it will be when stuff happens later
[ClydeFrog] knarf: almost ready
[knarf] lets see...where does it all start?
[ClydeFrog] knarf: when they start talking about what cable package to get
[ClydeFrog] knarf: i think the first line is the one taht talks about digital cable and road runner
[knarf] hmmm...looks like it started when eppy wrote and didnt msg
[eppy] were getting the premium movie package
[Monkeyboy] eppy: get all the cricket games too! Those rock!
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[ClydeFrog] knarf: im ready whenever
[eppy] (viet voice) anytime
[ClydeFrog] you playing pong eppy?
[KornFlake] i'm just hyped we get the cooking channel
[eppy] uh...sir...no...i gotta check if stuff works or not...prolly not
[eppy] ill get hyped if you cook
[eppy] ...or wait...no i wont
[helga] hehehe... eppy's gonna be a vegetarian by october
[eppy] you like wierd chet...like tofu namwiches with ketchup