Tuesday, January 3, 2006

Rumors

[Glitta] Breaking News: Someone Got Engaged This Weekend.. Guess Who?
[chelle] it was just nice to be by the ocean
[knarf] YOU!?
[chelle] BRIAN?
[Glitta] Strike one
[Glitta] Strike two
[chelle] EPPY
[knarf] DAVE!?
[Glitta] ha ha Strike Threee YOOOOUUUU OUT
[knarf] elmo?
[Glitta] No
[chelle] NOODLE?!!
[Glitta] DING DING DING DING
[knarf] wow
[chelle] WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!
[Glitta] at least thats what eppy told helga and helga told me
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] and i couldnt keep it in anylonger
[Glitta] and apparently Grant Called eppy with the news?
[Glitta] they are in NYC
[knarf] you guys got suckered
[chelle] wow
[Glitta] no way.. helga wasnt too suprised.. supposedly when he went to el paso with her this summer.. he asked her dad for her hand in marriage
[Glitta] or his blessing.. or whatever it is that you do when you ask the dad
[Glitta] and so peeps where just waiting for the actual popping of the question
[Glitta] i had no clue
[ClydeFrogger] suck, stupid IBM
[ClydeFrogger] my back doc dont accept the new health plans
[chelle] Glitta: wow. i'm surprised grant called eppy w/ the news
[Glitta] yeah.. thats what is kinda unbeleivable for me
[Glitta] im still in shock .. i guess i wont believe it till noodle gets back and tells us
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: are you signed up lready? cant change it?
[ClydeFrogger] well, all the plans are aetna
[ClydeFrogger] and they dont accept aetna
[knarf] ouuu...i havent even looked
[chelle] Glitta: yup
[Glitta] chelle:did you know about any of it? like that they were even planning on getting married?
[monkey_boy] brb
Signoff: monkey_boy ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.3.11")
[chelle] Glitta: no ma'am
[chelle] Glitta: i just knew that grant had finally met the family but that's all
[Glitta] its exciting!

[eppy] /msg knarf i dont think they know yet
[helgaTHEgreate] who knows what?
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreate: oh great, you're gonna encourage him
[Glitta] :/ i spilled the beans
[knarf] nothing...its tru...were not talking about marraige
[helgaTHEgreate] monkey_boy: i can't help it
monkey_boy checks his backlog for any stray beans...
monkey_boy sees no beans...
[knarf] msg eppy way to go dude
[chelle] eppy's preggers?
[helgaTHEgreate] hahahaha
[monkey_boy] the sordid affairs of eppy
[monkey_boy] coming to BBC America this fall!
[eppy] lets see i told them they got engaged at a museum
[ClydeFrogger] uh, can i borrow a dollar from someone
monkey_boy waves a dollar in front of ClydeFrogger...
[monkey_boy] what are you gonna do for it?
[ClydeFrogger] kick you in the nuts
[eppy] Glitta: you told them about deb & grant?
monkey_boy waits for glitta to make a gay ref.
[monkey_boy] eppy: no, but now you did! :D
[Glitta] eppy: :| no.. yes.. no.. Yes! I couldnt take it
[Glitta] but you can tell it again since then it will be STRAIGHT FROM TEH SOURCE
[ClydeFrogger] so about that dollar
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[eppy] grant told me they announced at times square...and i think she said yes
[helgaTHEgreate] i only have a five and a 20
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you know that sentence made no sense, right
[Glitta] whoa.. who announce what and huh?
[eppy] announce...proposed...my bad
[Glitta] ha ha no sense
[ClydeFrogger] they
[helgaTHEgreate] eppy: are they registering at tiffany's?
[ClydeFrogger] two people proposed?
[eppy] they=he
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] translation: grant proposed at time square and debbie may or may not have said yes
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: you got a stick in your butt
[Glitta] how do you not know if debbie said yes?
knarf makes mental note not to take sticks from ClydeFrogger
[Glitta] i thought it was in a museum in from of a painting
[monkey_boy] knarf: LOL
[Glitta] from = front
[eppy] brb
monkey_boy changes the name of the channel to #The_View.

[eppy] i hafta fess up
[knarf] this should be good
[ClydeFrogger] uh-oh
[eppy] i never talked to grant
[knarf] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] nice
[eppy] it was jess jokes...dont be too mad
knarf was looking forward to watching a skinny pale jet black haired goth girl stripping
[djPoppinJ] what?
[djPoppinJ] you ACE..i'm glad I played it off when I called her and she wasn't home. I left a message "hey debbie, give mem acall, blah blah"
[djPoppinJ] dave - so this all started with me? on the phone saturday ? you just decided to be mean?
[chelle] hmmm...yeah maybe eppy's trying to cover his ace
[djPoppinJ] i'm kornfused now
[Glitta] whooooaaaa
[djPoppinJ] he did that beacuse they went out of town
[eppy] i know...ive out done myself
[helgaTHEgreat] wow
[djPoppinJ] and I even tried calling when they were out of town, duh
[Glitta] i thought something was up when you said he did it in time square and helgaTHEgreat said he did it in a museum
[knarf] wow
[knarf] let the ppl vacation in peace
[chelle] hahahahahahaha
[djPoppinJ] dont make me call grant and tell him to ask her!
[djPoppinJ] cuz I will MAKE HIM
[ClydeFrogger] that might give eppy the "Ace of the Year Award"
[helgaTHEgreat] no wonder noodle hates eppy
knarf makes preprations for eppy's trophy
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you didnt know either.. or where you part of the scam..??
[knarf] eppy: you prefer Ace of the Year or Ass of the Year?
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: i wasn't part of the scam
[eppy] im gonna hafta go with ace
[Glitta] so eppy tricked you too???
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] ace it is
[ClydeFrogger] eppy has no bounds
[helgaTHEgreat] glitta: looks like it
[chelle] well then why did helga say it took place in a museum?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. we all have your back
[knarf] wow...he counted on you girls spreading the lies like wild fire...good ol rumors
[knarf] chelle: eppy messed up his own lie
[Glitta] makes me realize how bad it is to spread rumors.
[chelle] i dunno i'm gonna go with eppy spilled the beans and is trying to cover his ace
[knarf] youd think he wouldf got it str8
[chelle] knarf: nah we're talking about eppy here
[knarf] exactly
[Glitta] too many lies and deceptions in this chat room
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[knarf] oh oh...make a #wedding-talk
[Glitta] im still suspicious that helgaTHEgreat is in on it
[ClydeFrogger] i did find it weird that grant would call eppy and not noodle call eppy
[knarf] maybe she started it then got eppy to cover for her this morning...
[knarf] that would esplain why eppy effed it up
[helgaTHEgreat] don't blame this on me
[Glitta] why would they wanna start a rumor like that
[Glitta] that just mean
[knarf] cuz they knew ppl would eat it up?
[Glitta] should have made it more outrageous.. not something thats believable.. thats my theory
[knarf] is the believable rumor more easy to spread?
[monkey_boy] you can always blame me.
[knarf] ^nt
[knarf] monkey_boy...you bastard.
monkey_boy hangs his blabbing mouth in shame
[helgaTHEgreat] i thought its a very believable rumor
[Glitta] eppy: what do you have to say for yourself.. why did you do it???
[Glitta] the people wanna know
[Glitta] maybe eppy was just trying to get helgaTHEgreat??
[eppy] no...i told this to cracker too
[helgaTHEgreat] he knew i'd tell you, Glitta, at the race on sunday
[eppy] i did know helga was going to the run on sunday
[Glitta] yeah.. i know.. thats funny
[knarf] BURN
[chelle] i remember when we tried to get eppy to keep a secret..first person he called was glitta
[chelle] :D
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[Glitta] what if noodle did think he was gonna ask the big question and he didnt.. and shes sad
[Glitta] and here we are spreading rumors that it happened
[chelle] i'll just wait until noodle comes back
[helgaTHEgreat] what if it really happened and eppy didn't even KNOW?!
knarf is glad he didnt spread rumors
[chelle] i have 2 theroies
[chelle] oops theories
[chelle] 1) eppy's telling the truth and now feels bad he spilled the beans
[chelle] 2) eppy wanted to punk peeps
[knarf] back and to the left
[knarf] back...and to the left
knarf thinks helgaTHEgreat is the other shooter on the grassy noel
[Glitta] We just got PUNKD
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, unintentionally
[Glitta] now im sad
[helgaTHEgreat] i'm pissed at eppy, for bringing me into his web of lies
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you should be.. where is the TRUST in the relationship
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. teach him a lesson
[helgaTHEgreat] i just might
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: make him cry too
[chelle] maybe eppy's feeling out the waters with helga
[chelle] see if its time to pop the question
[helgaTHEgreat] well, that would be a dumb idea now
[Glitta] ooooooooooh
[knarf] i thought it was barely like 2...its gonna be 4 already
[knarf] ouch man
[Glitta] i have to say im suprised eppy caused all this.. we will be talking about it for years to come
[knarf] can i go home now?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: i was gonna say you did a good job playin it off with the Aaron Dream.
[Glitta] sucked me right in
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: that did happen
[Glitta] thats funnny
[helgaTHEgreat] i even told aaron about it
[Glitta] ha ha..
[eppy] i hafta fess up
[eppy] again
[eppy] the weddin's back on!
[helgaTHEgreat] who trusts you?
ClydeFrogger raises hand
[eppy] nah really...this is the truth
[Glitta] yeah who cares.. im waiting for debbie
monkey_boy thinks the perfect way to tell is by reinstating the old methods to determine if someone is a witch
[Glitta] Quit playing with my Emmotions!!!
[monkey_boy] if we drown eppy and he lives, he's lying!
[chelle] ooouuuu
[monkey_boy] if he dies, he told the truth. QED
[chelle] monkey_boy: good suggestion
[monkey_boy] nothing quite like a good witch trial.
[monkey_boy] noodle would like it too...all gothic and halloweeney
[Glitta] im soo confused i dont know what to feel anymore.... happiness, excitement, or deception
[helgaTHEgreat] i don't believe it
[eppy] would i try to dup you again?
[monkey_boy] eppy: yes
[ClydeFrogger] its the truth
[helgaTHEgreat] of course
[Glitta] yes.. cause its even better the second time around
[monkey_boy] fool me once....
[monkey_boy] fool me twice...
[knarf] eppy: is telling the truth now
[monkey_boy] three times a lady!
[Glitta] yeah..
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[knarf] it happened at the museum
[ClydeFrogger] he wanted to trick you all this morning with the whole times square thing, but you all didnt fall for it
[Glitta] i think all the kart boyz are in on it now
[helgaTHEgreat] was this a grant kart plan?
[helgaTHEgreat] grant = grand
[Glitta] i'll wait for the real deal...
[Glitta] helga: the grant kart plan works too
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: yeah
[ClydeFrogger] haha, now know one is gonna believe what eppy says
[Glitta] monkey_boy: in order to find out the truth.. i nominate you to call Noodle right now
[monkey_boy] ok
[monkey_boy] gimme her #
[Glitta] ok
[helgaTHEgreat] like her cell phone is really on
[ClydeFrogger] 867-####
[chelle] it might be
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: dialing.
[chelle] in case family needs to get a hold of her
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: ringing
[Glitta] um.. i have two numbers for her cell
[Glitta] 297####
[Glitta] 297-####
[monkey_boy] they both local?
[Glitta] yeah
[eppy] i talked to grant
[Glitta] 731-####
[eppy] that one's old
[Glitta] DJPoppinJ: which one is it
[monkey_boy] calling 1st
[chelle] i'm still confused as to why grant would call eppy
[monkey_boy] runging
[Glitta] yeah.. are they that tight??
[eppy] im a fun person
[chelle] i'm not believing anything until i hear it from deb
[knarf] the plan was hatched early this morning...before kart
[knarf] when he came on, i msg'd him and told him to say he was joking
[knarf] he figured out hte rest, saying times sqaure instead of museum so you could "piece together his lie"
[chelle] Glitta: yeah i dunno
[monkey_boy] I just called her.
[monkey_boy] SHE SAID YES
[Glitta] ok.. i dont give eppy that much credit
[knarf] wow
[monkey_boy] (and she was weirded out by me)
[monkey_boy] :)
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] poor eppy
[monkey_boy] but Grant said we should have lied.
[eppy] jess jokes
[helgaTHEgreat] monkey_boy: do you weird out girls a lot?
[monkey_boy] (we being Noodle and he)
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreat: almost all of em, yeah.
[monkey_boy] :)
[Glitta] HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!1
[monkey_boy] Glitta: you owe me
[monkey_boy] :)
[eppy] do i still get my ace trophy?
[Glitta] :D Yes I do monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] ;)
[chelle] i say we all get to roshambo eppy
[Glitta] The questions still remains.... why did Grant call Dave and tell him the good news???
[Glitta] monkey_boy: did she say when she was coming home???
[chelle] and helga should go first
[Glitta] helga should go twice
[chelle] there ya go
[helgaTHEgreat] noodle likes a man who takes charge
[monkey_boy] Glitta: she was more along the lines of completely overwhelmed by me that I didn't want to prolong the pain
[Glitta] Strippers Back ON!!!!!!!!!
[monkey_boy] Glitta: so no, she didn't mention it. :)
[chelle] Glitta: i still don't get that part either
[Glitta] monkey_boy;ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] who let the cpus out
[helgaTHEgreat] why is notes slow today

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