[tzcheezy_poof] if not tomorrow, then saturday (taking nieces/nephews)
[ClydeFrog] nice
[helga] ClydeFrogger: is someone cute (like johnny depp) in NoES?
[ClydeFrog] Kelly from the Bad News Bears is in it
* tzcheezy_poof doesn't understand why helga_ can't appreciate freddy's inner beauty
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: when you gonna go watch NoES?
[ClydeFrog] dont know
[ClydeFrog] you said holly doesnt want to see it, right?
[ClydeFrog] lori already gave a "no" on it
[ClydeFrog] that almost broke up out marriage
[knarf] yup, no go for holly
[knarf] shes already freaking out cause she thinks theres a lil girl ghost in the house
[ClydeFrog] oh yeah
[ClydeFrog] what happened with that
[knarf] yesterday the boys scared her...
[knarf] she went in to their room after nap to get them out
[knarf] they both moved to look behind her (the way we do when we play peekaboo) and smiled at the open closet door
[ClydeFrog] freaky
[knarf] she was freaked
[knarf] she hadnt gone back in the room until bath time last night while i was there
[tzcheezy_poof] you suggest adopting the little girl
[ClydeFrog] knarf: sounds like you need ClydeFroggers Surveilance to set up some vid cameras
[tzcheezy_poof] you=you should
[knarf] i stayed with the boys in the bathroom...and she went to face her fears and close the closet door
[knarf] i rolled a ball in the room when she did...that didnt help
[tzcheezy_poof] acehole.
[ClydeFrog] nice
* tzcheezy_poof applauds
[ClydeFrog] knarf: so why do you guys think its a little girl
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf: should tell her you just wanted to see if jeze would chase the ball...even with a ghost in there
[ClydeFrog] does the ghost suck at driving or video games?
[knarf] dont know why she thinks its a girl...something with the toy that "she" was playing downstairs that other time i mentioned it
[knarf] haha
[knarf] holly just msg me "jordan had a walkie talkie and someone started talking freeked me out"
[ClydeFrog] uhoh
[knarf] a mans voice
[knarf] she doesnt know why she thought a girl, she just felt we needed a lil girl
[knarf] i asked her what the voice said...
[knarf] "Holly: i dont know I heard it a few times and thought the fan was making a wierd noise. then went to take the walkie talkie away from jordan an a man spoke again...i turned it off right away. Holly: scare me"
[knarf] happened in the boys room
* knarf needs a better camera
[tzcheezy_poof] adopt. tell her you're bringing a ghost home from work who knows a good dead attorney who'll work cheap. will work for chicken feed... er... chicken blood
[knarf] one with an ectoplasam filter
[ClydeFrog] here ya go... http://www.ghosthuntingtools.net/
[ClydeFrog] its a real site
[ClydeFrog] uh, how is this a ghost hunting tool... http://ghosthuntingtools.net/product_info.php?products_id=241&osCsid=179b9794749b555bf17e499416f45e8e
[knarf] hopefully the ghost doesnt see holly's webrowsing...this'll piss it off fer sure
[ClydeFrog] knarf: get these... http://ghosthuntingtools.net/product_info.php?products_id=246&osCsid=179b9794749b555bf17e499416f45e8e
[knarf] i just hope its a Raiders fan
[knarf] if not, im crackin skulls
[knarf] oh heck yeah, i need those goggles
[knarf] wheres monkey? i need someone to buy'em
[ClydeFrog] hes even in vegas. just tell him to play the slots
[ClydeFrog] theres an app for that... http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/voco-spiritus/id339913847?mt=8
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf: ad says they're water resistant and have a flip flop mechanism... perfect for the beach! (a haunted beach at night)
* tzcheezy_poof hopes knarf brings scooby snacks
[ClydeFrog] this is good. from some dude who posted in a forum thread... "i really don't trust the ghos hunting applications on the iphone... all the ones i have found are for entertainment purposes."
[tzcheezy_poof] unbeleevers like him are pisseng of the spirits
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: lol
* knarf_ has joined #chataus
* knarf Quit
* knarf_ Quit
[tzcheezy_poof] this guy wouldn't have gotten off in the US... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/8652243.stm
[tzcheezy_poof] scenes like that make it scary to consider becoming a teacher....
[tzcheezy_poof] It emerged during the four-day trial that pupils at the school were trying to wind up Harvey so his reaction could be caught on a camcorder being used secretly by a girl in the class. The footage was then to be passed around the school as a way of "humiliating" the teacher.
[ClydeFrog] this one is better.. "The court heard that he shouted "die, die, die" as he bludgeoned the boy with the weight after the pupil swore at him. "
[tzcheezy_poof] he only hit him twice, so i'm sure he didn't mean it the 3rd time
* noodleLeg wished she had read the chat she missed
* noodleLeg is going to have nightmares
[noodleLeg] Olive has freaked me out like the boys did Holly
[tzcheezy_poof] noodleLeg: i'm sure the ghost that olive plays with isn't as creepy as knarf's
[noodleLeg] she stares off into space and i get freaked out, thinking is your grandpa John looking at you, if so i don't want to know
[noodleLeg] keep saying it outloud so all ghosts know i don't care to see them
[tzcheezy_poof] so... you're NOT going to borrow knarf's goggles when he's done?
[noodleLeg] absolutely not
* tzcheezy_poof doesn't think noodleLeg will win America's Funniest Ghost Videos with an attitude like that
[noodleLeg] when i was growing up my mom always told me ghost stories of how my grandma (who passed away before i was born) would come to see me when i was a baby
* noodleLeg has been terrified of ghosts ever since
[noodleLeg] why would my mom tell me stuff like that when i was little??
[ClydeFrog] noodleLeg: thats nothing. my mom has your mom beat
* noodleLeg if its about ghosts i don't think i want to hear the story
[ClydeFrog] it isnt
[ClydeFrog] not about ghosts
[noodleLeg] ok then go ahead
[ClydeFrog] wanna hear?
[ClydeFrog] my mom used to tell me if i didnt eat my lunch and wasted it, the devil would come visit me
[noodleLeg] wonder if your mom and my mom hung out
[noodleLeg] my mom used to tell me that if you swept the floor at night it woke up all the spirits in the house
[ClydeFrog] at least it sounds like your mom was trying to say something sweet
[ClydeFrog] my mom just straight up used that as a threat
[noodleLeg] true your mom was meaner
[ClydeFrog] and thats why i was a fat kid
[noodleLeg] but my mom was probably better at scaring me
[ClydeFrog] alright, im outs
[noodleLeg] don't know why ghosts are way scarier than ghosts
[noodleLeg] oops
[noodleLeg] scarier than the devil
* ClydeFrogger Quit
[tzcheezy_poof] golly, i think i'd rather be visited by ghosts than by the devil
* tzcheezy_poof looks around, wonders who closed his office door and turned out the lights
[tzcheezy_poof] oh, yeah, that was me. plenty of light from the window and i didn't want to disturb anyone while i was on the phone
* tzcheezy_poof checks under his desk anyway, just in case
[tzcheezy_poof] noodleLeg: does it snow much in portland?
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: lots of snow in the mountains around here, but not much in the city
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: usually a couple to a few days a year
[tzcheezy_poof] rains plenty, though, right?
[eppy] do the ghosts like the snow?
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: although a couple of years ago portland had snow for almost 2 weeks straight, it was very odd weather for up here, luckily we were visiting relatives in texas for most of it
[noodleLeg] eppy: i bet your sad you missed all the ghost talk huh?
* noodleLeg runs off to a diff irc channel
[eppy] it was gold.. im sure it'll make the archive
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