Friday Story Time!

(9:31:13 AM) knarf: i got a cool story

(9:31:30 AM) knarf: its from a lady who works with my sis in oklahoma

(9:31:40 AM) knarf: my sis told me about it last weekend

(9:32:22 AM) knarf: so the lady has a kid who is mentally challenged, i forgot what is wrong with him...hes old, but still like a kid, but he lives on his own

(9:32:42 AM) knarf: he called his mom and said he caught a troll

(9:32:51 AM) knarf: she was like, oh nice...ok

(9:33:14 AM) knarf: he called a couple times excited about the troll and she said she'd see him tomorrow and bring over groceries

(9:33:23 AM) knarf: so the next day she goes to this apt

(9:33:32 AM) knarf: she knocks and nothing

(9:33:42 AM) knarf: so she lets herself in and the place is quiet

(9:33:54 AM) knarf: finally goes to his bedroom and knocks

(9:34:07 AM) knarf: opens the door and it wont budge

(9:34:18 AM) knarf: has to force it open, he stacked furniture against the door

(9:34:39 AM) knarf: she finally gets it cracked open and something comes running out the door and out the front door

(9:34:49 AM) knarf: it was a midget

(9:34:52 AM) monkey_boy: no

(9:34:55 AM) knarf: yes

(9:34:55 AM) monkey_boy: no no no

(9:34:58 AM) monkey_boy: you're making this up

(9:35:01 AM) knarf: tiny little dude

(9:35:07 AM) monkey_boy: that's kidnapping

(9:35:12 AM) knarf: so she freaks out and chases after him

(9:35:14 AM) knarf: yup

(9:35:37 AM) knarf: she explained her kid was handicapped

(9:35:49 AM) knarf: turns out the kid was walking home and the midget was at a bus stop

(9:36:11 AM) knarf: when the kid saw the midget he got excited and just picked him up and took him home

(9:36:28 AM) knarf: they spent the whole day in the bedroom just starring at each other

(9:36:41 AM) knarf: the kid didnt want to fall asleep and let his troll escape

(9:37:00 AM) knarf: the poor guy didnt want to fall asleep cause who knows what this dudes going to do to him

(9:37:15 AM) monkey_boy: I think that's the best chataus stoy EVER

(9:37:16 AM) knarf: they just stared at each other til the mom came home

(9:37:22 AM) monkey_boy: I don't even care if it's fake or not

(9:37:27 AM) knarf: haha

(9:37:33 AM) knarf: i swears its real