Config code is so 3rd grade

[chelle] oh man...these next three weeks are gonna be busy
[ClydeFrog] was that a sarcastic voice
[chelle] no i'm serious
Parblabo takes a moment to count the hairs on his big toe
[ClydeFrog] but are you CHERIOUS
[chelle] they want me to write the config code for this new adapter
[chelle] EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
[ClydeFrog] tell them you dont want to
[ClydeFrog] maybe next year
[chelle] no it's exciting
[chelle] and scary
[monkeyboy] chelle: config isn't too bad.
[chelle] well it needs to at least be a skeleton
[monkeyboy] you'll be fine.
[chelle] yeah i've been looking over the config for the ethernet adapter
[monkeyboy] if you get stuck, I know nothing.
[monkeyboy] ;)
[chelle] figured that was a good place to start
[chelle] :D
[monkeyboy] nah, I'll help ya if I can.
[ClydeFrog] me too
[monkeyboy] key thing is I can't look at the code.
[chelle] understood
[chelle] thx
[ClydeFrog] i used to write config for adapters when i was in high school
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle do not trust ClydeFrog's lies...
[chelle] /msg monkey yeah i'm kinda ignoring him
[ClydeFrog] this one time, i had this adapter and it took me 3 days to write the code
[ClydeFrog] i almost failed the class, but then right before class started, i finished
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle goo idea.
[ClydeFrog] turns out, it was the best config code the teacher ever saw
[monkeyboy] ooh ClydeFrog! tell us more! you're so smart!
[ClydeFrog] i think i got an award or something
[chelle] wow...you're AMAZING
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle god, he's irritating, itsn't he?
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: an award for SUCKING?
[Parblabo] i SO did that in 3rd grade
[chelle] /msg monkey hahahahaha
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[monkeyboy] ;)
[chelle] i am glad i took dd class tho...at least i know what config code is ;)
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: you're at -1 minutes.
[ClydeFrog] Parblabo: yeah, well in 3rd grade i was too busy finding a cure for smallpox, so i didnt have 7th period open for that class
[monkeyboy] you need to leave.

Resident Evil: chataus

[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: so you wanna take a trip out to raccoon city and shoot some zombies
[monkey_boy] damn right.
[monkey_boy] dibs on Jill Valentine
[ClydeFrogger] thats fine with me
[ClydeFrogger] milla is hotter and kicks more ace
monkey_boy grabs his samurai sword
[monkey_boy] yeah, enjoy that t-virus
[monkey_boy] cuz you're gonna get it.
[monkey_boy] from kissing her.
[ClydeFrogger] so
[ClydeFrogger] then ill be able to kick ace like her
[monkey_boy] then she's gonna have to kill you
[ClydeFrogger] and run down buildings
[monkey_boy] nope
[monkey_boy] you'll mutate
[monkey_boy] and be all slow and hungry
[ClydeFrogger] no
[monkey_boy] yup, I can see the future
[ClydeFrogger] ill be safe about it
[monkey_boy] oh, ok then
[monkey_boy] so we going?
[ClydeFrogger] yeah
monkey_boy holds his sword at the ready
[ClydeFrogger] i just need to finsih this one thing
[monkey_boy] suh-weet
[ClydeFrogger] you know, i think eppy is a zombie
monkey_boy hands ClydeFrogger this nice new vest
[monkey_boy] got this for ya
[ClydeFrogger] i saw him walking all slow and pigeon-toed this morning
[monkey_boy] ass. :)
[ClydeFrogger] what?
[ClydeFrogger] fine
[ClydeFrogger] when he bites you
[ClydeFrogger] im gonna shoot you in the face
monkey_boy snickers
[monkey_boy] that's fine.
monkey_boy can't believe ClydeFrogger didn't notice the vest he gave him has S.T.A.R.S. written on the back
[ClydeFrogger] d!x
[monkey_boy] :D
[ClydeFrogger] i see how it is
[monkey_boy] hahahahah
[monkey_boy] just don't start using any fake russian accents and we'll be ok.
ClydeFrogger writes "I (heart) Ryan" above the S.T.A.R.S and crosses out the 'S'
[monkey_boy] you love ryan T.A.R.S?
[ClydeFrogger] damn you

Volleyball Theory

[eppy] the day will come when you will feel the wrath...the wrath of
[eppy] KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
[Glitta] chaka kahn?
[knarf] let me rock you?
[eppy] i still dont get how...i think monkey...or mebby you were like...yeah...i finished SC over the weekend
[Glitta] eppy: did you get my sheck]
[Glitta] ]=?
[knarf] uh, no one fished it over the weekend
[eppy] Glitta: yes...thx
[Glitta] great!
[eppy] i still dont get why you just didnt hand it to me
[Glitta] cause you still wouldnt have it
[knarf] you dont get alot of things huh?
[Glitta] and i always feel bad when someone puts up there own cash
[eppy] oh...well i wont cash it for prolly another week
[Glitta] well now i dont have to worry about it..
[knarf] did ou guys win last week?
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[eppy] got cancelled
[knarf] oh yeah
[Glitta] eppy so did the shirt idea bust
* eppy crosses fingers
[ClydeFrogger] yes
[Glitta] i kinda dont think i want a new shirt?
[eppy] Glitta: too many haters
[ClydeFrogger] i didnt see any patterns, or designs
[ClydeFrogger] it was all words, no visual
[eppy] you made the pattern
[eppy] you know what it looks like
[Glitta] maybe we can get socks instead?
[ClydeFrogger] shorts
[ClydeFrogger] or hats
[ClydeFrogger] oh oh oh, team bags
[Glitta] yeah team bags
[Glitta] thats cool
[eppy] bags huh...to hold?
[helgaTHEgreat] i just came back from Ulta and i tried a sample of perfume on and i can smell its a bit strong... i bet my OM hates me
[Glitta] no Water Bottles!!!!!
[Glitta] we shoudl get water bottles with our team logo on them!!!!!
[ClydeFrogger] oh, and a team bus
[ClydeFrogger] to take us to the games to make sure everyone is on time
[Glitta] so people can get there ON TIME
* ClydeFrogger looks at eppy
[Glitta] ha ha
[Glitta] ClydeFrogger: in eppys defense i did have a missed call on my cell from dave at 7:24 eppy images glitta and clydefrogger as two small annoying chicuacuas
[Glitta] im sure it was to let us know he was gonna be late
[Glitta] chihuahuas
[knarf] whoa
[ClydeFrogger] no, chicuacuas
[ClydeFrogger] they are new
[knarf] are those like chiclets?
[Glitta] eppy probably new in advance that the game was gonna be canceled
[Glitta] eppy: so why were you late?? clyde has a theory..
[eppy] late?
[Glitta] to the vb game last week
[eppy] haha
Signoff: chelle (burroughs.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
[eppy] oh...i hadta go by helga's to get her comp
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: what was clyde's theory?
[knarf] you guys should of told him beforehand what time the
game was at
[eppy] welp...trey's back on...bbl
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: figured he would have known, since he is the coach and all
[Glitta] clyde: you can explain your theory if you want
[ClydeFrogger] well
[knarf] and can you hear the sound of hysteria
[knarf] the subliminal mind fook america
* helgaTHEgreat patiently listens
[ClydeFrogger] i heard from a one ms. wendy korn that the two of them had just finished eating at an establishment called Thundercloud subs
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, and wendy got there before him?
[knarf] is that the theory?
[ClydeFrogger] since ms. korn was already at the gym, and it had been about 15 minutes, i concluded that he must have taken a detour to either his or your house
[knarf] ahhh
[helgaTHEgreat] he DID take a detour. your theory was right
[ClydeFrogger] for the purpose of pooping, since we all known eppy has a phobia of using public restrooms
[knarf] hahahahahha
[Glitta] ha ha ha
[helgaTHEgreat] NO, he had to pick up my computer
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[Glitta] im sure he got a poop in there too
[knarf] HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[knarf] oh man
* helgaTHEgreat secretly laughs so eppy doesn't see
[knarf] ah man...i couldnt keep it in
[knarf] my om wants to know whats fnuny
[knarf] funny*
[knarf] eppy: can you swing by so he knows who you are?
* ClydeFrogger takes off his sherlock holmes hat
[ClydeFrogger] and that is my theory

I'm So Embarrassed

[eppy] im so embarrassed
[ClydeFrogger] whys that
[eppy] i closed my door...cut one...and sure enough...someone came to visit
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger]hahaha
[eppy] i considered not opening
[ClydeFrogger] sucka
[ClydeFrogger] why did you
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: your too nice
[sistersuds] new nick for eppy pedo
[ClydeFrogger] they would have come back
[glitta] do you think they noticed
[eppy] it was a girl...im sure
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] groos
[glitta] did you say excuse me or pretend like nothing happend?
[eppy] pretend
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: start a rumor that it was her who busted ace in your office
[eppy] it turns out that im getting an office mate
[sistersuds] oh really?
[eppy] that poor soul
[DJPoppinJf] who?
[eppy] no idea
[sistersuds] the chick that visited you?
[DJPoppinJf] now eppy has to bring in his air freshener again to the office
[eppy] no...she was just the organizer of that stuff
[sistersuds] she's probably gonna be like..."eeeww i don't wanna sit w/ fart boy"
[eppy] she offered to clean my office
[knarf] poor lady...shes nice too
[sistersuds] she is nice
[knarf] and eppy assaulted her
[sistersuds] oh man i can't stop laughing
[DJPoppinJf] haha
[sistersuds] eppy: did you purposely shut your door cause you knew you were gonna rip one?
[eppy] sistersuds: yeah
[sistersuds] LOL
[eppy] her name is beth
[knarf] her name was beth....RIP
[DJPoppinJf] it's those wings we had last night

Hells Yeah

[helga] eppy: has cracker told you yet that she's having a yard sale?
[eppy] :/
[eppy] hells nah
[knarf] eppy: i think the hells can only be used with the yeah
[knarf] sounds weird with nah
[knarf] plus, you gotta rase the roof when you do it
[eppy] knarf: sorry...i hoped you'd get a kick out of it
[helga] i'm glad i don't get the heaves when i see people puke
[knarf] rase=raise
[eppy] knarf: but but but...it makes me laff
[knarf] alright...but you still gotta raise the roof when you say it
[eppy] woohoo
eppy tugs on knarfs shirt
knarf turns around, looks down
[knarf] what is it kid?
[eppy] knarf: by "raise the roof" you mean...holla?
[knarf] no no...what you just did....to get my attention, that was a form of holla'ing
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta limp like your leg was broken
[eppy] oh...i mean...i gots to use all caps...
[knarf] twitching and shakin kind of like you been smokin.....
[eppy] i thought that was the humpty dance...is yo chance
[knarf] wait...no...thats the humpty dance
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta:
[knarf] roof
[knarf] ^ ^
[noodleLegs] haha
[knarf] then give a
[knarf] HELLS YEAH!!
[Monkeyboy] holla holla?
[Monkeyboy] dollah dollah?
[Pablo] are those anime smiley eyes?
[knarf] who holla'ing?
[eppy] pues like con your arms?
[noodleLegs] monkey: you need a dollar?
[Monkeyboy] noodleLegs: nah, it's a song... :)
[noodleLegs] ah, k
[knarf] if you need a dollah, just a holla
[eppy] noodleLegs: tell him.."Move bee-atch...get out the way!"
[knarf] eppy: so you got it?
[eppy] knarf: 10-4 good buddy