Resident Evil: chataus

[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: so you wanna take a trip out to raccoon city and shoot some zombies
[monkey_boy] damn right.
[monkey_boy] dibs on Jill Valentine
[ClydeFrogger] thats fine with me
[ClydeFrogger] milla is hotter and kicks more ace
monkey_boy grabs his samurai sword
[monkey_boy] yeah, enjoy that t-virus
[monkey_boy] cuz you're gonna get it.
[monkey_boy] from kissing her.
[ClydeFrogger] so
[ClydeFrogger] then ill be able to kick ace like her
[monkey_boy] then she's gonna have to kill you
[ClydeFrogger] and run down buildings
[monkey_boy] nope
[monkey_boy] you'll mutate
[monkey_boy] and be all slow and hungry
[ClydeFrogger] no
[monkey_boy] yup, I can see the future
[ClydeFrogger] ill be safe about it
[monkey_boy] oh, ok then
[monkey_boy] so we going?
[ClydeFrogger] yeah
monkey_boy holds his sword at the ready
[ClydeFrogger] i just need to finsih this one thing
[monkey_boy] suh-weet
[ClydeFrogger] you know, i think eppy is a zombie
monkey_boy hands ClydeFrogger this nice new vest
[monkey_boy] got this for ya
[ClydeFrogger] i saw him walking all slow and pigeon-toed this morning
[monkey_boy] ass. :)
[ClydeFrogger] what?
[ClydeFrogger] fine
[ClydeFrogger] when he bites you
[ClydeFrogger] im gonna shoot you in the face
monkey_boy snickers
[monkey_boy] that's fine.
monkey_boy can't believe ClydeFrogger didn't notice the vest he gave him has S.T.A.R.S. written on the back
[ClydeFrogger] d!x
[monkey_boy] :D
[ClydeFrogger] i see how it is
[monkey_boy] hahahahah
[monkey_boy] just don't start using any fake russian accents and we'll be ok.
ClydeFrogger writes "I (heart) Ryan" above the S.T.A.R.S and crosses out the 'S'
[monkey_boy] you love ryan T.A.R.S?
[ClydeFrogger] damn you