Vote For Monkeyboy

[monkeyboy] vote for monkeyboy: I'll give mandatory days off to gamers.
[knarf] hes got my vote
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'll invade canada.
[monkeyboy] and make it a real country.
[helga] um, it already IS a real country
[monkeyboy] no way.
[monkeyboy] it's like usa-lite.
[Cracker] than what's mexico?
[knarf] monkeyboy makes a strong case...
[knarf] monkeyboy: will you stick to your beliefs or pull a kerry and support no war next week?
[monkeyboy] Cracker: oh, I'm going after them next.
[monkeyboy] knarf: I've always been for invading canada.
[monkeyboy] I stand by that.
[ClydeFrog] they should just get all the world leaders and play a "winner take all" game of risk
[knarf] 3 cheers for monkeyboy
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
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[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
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[knarf] hooray!!
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'm gonna smack around time warner and comcast and all the cable providers.
[monkeyboy] NO MORE COMMERCIALS on cable.
[ClydeFrog] nice
[monkeyboy] and regulate the broadband market.
[Cracker] Seriously though, if you vote at the primaries tonight, you will become attached to a party for 2 years. This election will determin the candidates to run in November General election.
[ClydeFrog] /msg monkeyboy and more skinemax type channels
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: only after 10pm
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: after 10, tv becomes like europe.
[ClydeFrog] but without the hairy chicks
[monkeyboy] I can't control hair. you'll have to vote on that with your remote.
[ClydeFrog] vote with your remote....i smell a patent....dibs
[monkeyboy] hahaha
[monkeyboy] oh, and SCO is sent to haiti to fix all the problems there.
[monkeyboy] and this is just in the first month in office!
[knarf] youre awesome
[knarf] monkeyboy: what about SC2?
[monkeyboy] starcraft 2?
[knarf] where do you stand on a new SC?
[knarf] si
[monkeyboy] oh, there will be talks with blizzard.
[monkeyboy] maybe a nice government grant.
[knarf] ouuuu
[monkeyboy] we've spent too much on crap like social security.
[monkeyboy] oh, and drug companies get the finger.
[monkeyboy] no more of this $200 a bottle for pills.
[monkeyboy] sheesh
[ClydeFrog] can we get back the money weve put into social security since SS wont be there when we need it
[knarf] you can direct funds planned parenthood and any $$ being wasted on this same sex deal
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: I can't do that...BUT, I can give you a free copy of starcraft 2
[ClydeFrog] i dont like those kinds of games
[monkeyboy] but it's free
[ClydeFrog] BOOOOO
[ClydeFrog] your losing my vote
[monkeyboy] ok, ClydeFrog is shipped to haiti too.
[knarf] monkeyboy: how about a WP version that REALLY works
[monkeyboy] wp?
[knarf] warppipe
[monkeyboy] ah.
[knarf] monkeyboy: i cant kart if ClydeFrog is in haiti
[monkeyboy] tell him to stop being a wuss then
[monkeyboy] oh, this whole controversy of power in california?
[chelle] that could be your campaign motto
[monkeyboy] simple. blow the place up.
[monkeyboy] no more calif.
[chelle] "stop being a wuss...vote for monkeyboy"
[monkeyboy] damn straight.
[monkeyboy] I'm off to cafepress.com to make some bumperstickers.
[knarf] thats beautiful
[knarf] monkeyboy: the raiders are in calif...you lose my vcote
[knarf] vote*
[monkeyboy] knarf: we can move them.
[monkeyboy] it's not a suprise blow up.
[knarf] im gonna have to see a draft of your proposal
[monkeyboy] tell everyone I'm blowing up calif in 90 days.
[ClydeFrog] the terminator might try to stop you
[monkeyboy] the other option is split it up into 5-10 states.
[monkeyboy] where hollywood is blown up after the split.
[monkeyboy] oh, MTV becomes illegal.
[monkeyboy] damn MTV
[chelle] :o
[monkeyboy] they don't play music!
[chelle] no more newlyweds?
[monkeyboy] chelle: they'll have to find a new station.
[chelle] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[monkeyboy] I propose a live tv station.
[monkeyboy] all reality shows.
[monkeyboy] quit putting that on other networks.
[monkeyboy] scifi with one?
[monkeyboy] that's just sad.
[Cracker] you're making lose my concetration here
[monkeyboy] it's 4
[Cracker] yeah, I still have 2 HOURS
[monkeyboy] what concentration you had is gone with after lunch boost.
[Cracker] actually, I had a "i'm now connected" boost
[monkeyboy] uh, okay...
[Cracker] laptop connection wasn't working
[monkeyboy] any other bones for my administration to pick?
[knarf] how do you spell apaer?
[knarf] dissappear
[knarf] appear?
[Cracker] yes
[monkeyboy] yes
[Cracker] does it look funny after staring at it?
knarf nods
[monkeyboy] don't look at it anymore, it's right.
knarf closes his eyes
[eppy] monkeyboy: will you kill linkin' park and 50 cent for me?
[monkeyboy] eppy: see my hollywood bomb proposal.
[eppy] alrighty
[monkeyboy] oh, any white people caught saing the "words" bling and/or bling will be shot on sight.
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: what do you propose to do to people who blame fast food restaurants for their chubness
[knarf] its the same word
[knarf] what about wanna be rappin white boyz?
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: put them on treadmills and store the power.
[monkeyboy] we have more power and less fatties.
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[eppy] ive been wanting to patent that for a while
[chelle] monkeyboy: on a similar note, how do you propose to control ppl filing unecessary lawsuits?
[monkeyboy] the problem with the U.S. is we're all too afraid to say what we think (except for ClydeFrog).
[monkeyboy] chelle: that one's easy too.
[ClydeFrog] eppy sucks
[eppy] lollipops
[eppy] .
[monkeyboy] chelle: they like sharks in suits, let's see if they like sharks in water.
[monkeyboy] film it.
[monkeyboy] put on reality tv.
[chelle] nice
[monkeyboy] make money on endorsements.
[debora] lol
[monkeyboy] this nation debt thing would be gone in no time.
[monkeyboy] this prison thing is easy too.
[monkeyboy] make a nice square state all walled in...
[monkeyboy] and rename it to Thunderdome.
[monkeyboy] film that too.
[knarf] hey hey hye
[eppy] i see a pattern
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the hungry
[monkeyboy] eppy: feed em?
[eppy] thats so crazy it might just work!
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the homeless...lemme guess
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[debora] yes
[eppy] put them on a reality show building there own home?
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: can you get rid of lotus notes or at least make it work
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: lotus and all products related therein are banished to russia
[chelle] np
[ClydeFrog] russia, nice
[knarf] banished...like on forever eden
[ClydeFrog] guess haiti got too crowded
[knarf] aka paradise hotel
[monkeyboy] sametime is replaced with a not-crap IM, and we all get IMAP.
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: you don't wanna go to Haiti.
[helga] qee IMAP?
[monkeyboy] helga: it's a protocol that stores your mail on the server.
[debora] monkeyboy: can we get a better search engine in w3?
[monkeyboy] it's like POP3
[monkeyboy] debora: w3 is gone. we get ibm.google.com