Chat Wuss

[ClydeFrog] man, im reading the chat archives and i think im too mean, therefore from this moment on, im gonna be a nicer frog
[pepito] wuz
[ClydeFrog] pepito: i appreciate your opinion
[pepito] hehe
[pepito] i think your moms a ho
[ClydeFrog] pepito: im sorry you feel that way, maybe we can talk later and discuss it
[pepito] this is great....yeah...how 'bout you shove your 'sorries' up your butt
[ClydeFrog] pepito: im sensing a lot of anger from you, are you sure this isnt something some warm milk and kitten whisker kisses cant help
[helga] clydefrog: would you like me to forward you the "bizzare britney spears in the buff" email to you?
[pepito] id like one too
[pepito] helga: can i view it at work?
[helga] pepito: i don't know
[helga] oops, i just emptied the folder
[pepito] geez...clydefrog can flip the wuz mode on in a flash
[pepito] :/
* pepito grabs the cat, yanks off its whiskers, and chugs some milk
[pepito] hmmmm...i DO feel better
[ClydeFrog] so whats for lunch
[pepito] your momma
[knarf] hehe
[pepito] whats wrong sissy boy
[helga] did i hear, "chipotle" earlier?
[pepito] ClydeFrog: go pick us up some chipotle.....NOW!
[ClydeFrog] pepito: it okay, i know all of these outbursts are just cover ups on your true feelings
[knarf] yes, i would like shoputs
[knarf] whoa
[knarf] shoputs=chipots
[pepito] qee shoputs
[knarf] i already told you...
[knarf] dumbass
[pepito] dont get all pissy like clydefrog
[ClydeFrog] so chipots then?
[knarf] hes not pissy...YOU are pissy
[knarf] i have to double up on the hate to fill the frog void
[knarf] ClydeFrog: yeah
[ClydeFrog] pepito: gentlemen please, there is no need to argue, there is already too much hate in the world
* pepito kicks ClydeFrog square on the balls
* knarf rubs pepito's face in it...
[knarf] pepito: look what you did to ClydeFrog!!
[pepito] gross
[knarf] bad pepito!
[knarf] bad!
* pepito backs away from chat
* knarf throws pepito outside
[pepito] uh...we have limits and there's a certain protocal of acceptable posts on chatty chat...i think knarfs gone too far
[knarf] pussy! pussssy!
[ClydeFrog] pepito: i do believe you meant "protocol", an honest mistake, could have been made by anyone
[knarf] nah, thats a signature pepito move right there
[pepito] great...im stuck in the middle of pansyville and jerkburg
[knarf] its called pusstown
[knarf] so whens lunch?
[ClydeFrog] same bat time, same bat channel
[knarf] so eppy is driving again?
[pepito] my car's not a bat channel
[knarf] oh thats right, cats cant walk on a bat channel