Sales Dude Is Married :(

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[08:44] [knarf] monkey!!
[08:44] [ClydeFrogger] .msg knarf careful.  it could be a monkey imposter
[08:45] [monkey_boy] yo knarf
[08:45] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: contrary to what you thought, the entire state of NJ is not co
mprised of guidos and suntan oil
[08:45] [ClydeFrogger] that sucks
[08:46] [knarf] where in joyzee were ya?
[08:46] [monkey_boy] I flew into newark
[08:46] [monkey_boy] we stayed in Parssippany
[08:46] [monkey_boy] and the company was in...randolph/rudolph?
[08:46] [knarf] i spent a night in newark once
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] uh-uh...who is "we"?!
[08:47] [knarf] longest month of my life
[08:47] [monkey_boy] it's like most places back east, it's all the same
[08:47] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: me and a sales dude
[08:47] [monkey_boy] and nothng happened (he's married :( )
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] that sucks
[08:47] [monkey_boy] I did drop hints
[08:47] [monkey_boy] he's team edward too
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] awesome
[08:47] [knarf] haha
[08:48] [monkey_boy] I saw some t-shirts in the minneapolis airport
[08:48] [monkey_boy] a bunch of girls were wearing them
[08:48] [monkey_boy] they were black with blue writing (I think it was blue, coulda been purple)
[08:49] [knarf] writing is cool
[08:49] [monkey_boy] they said "Team Edward (big X over Edward) Excel"
[08:49] [monkey_boy] so either it was some sort of jesus camp thing or they really love MS Office
[08:50] * ClydeFrogger didnt know Jesus used Excel
[08:50] [knarf] the book of life is an excel spreadsheet
[08:50] [knarf] its in MS Revelations
[08:50] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: jesus hates mac

SFÅTTII SFÅT

SFÅTTII SFÅT (aka chatty chat) Swedish Furniture Name blog roll call:

chellers: SFELLERS
clydefrog: KLLIDDEFRÅGGÖRD
eppy: EPPPPII
glitta: GLLITTA
helga: HELGA
knarf: KNNÅRF
LeMac: SLEMAC
LilPuppetTheBlue: SLILPYPPPETTEBJLY
monkey_boy: MÖNNKEI_BOII
noodleLeg: SNÅÅDDLELLEG
rolypoly: RÅLLIPPÅLII
tzcheezy_poof: TZSSEEZI_PÅÅF
djPoppinJ: DJPÖPPYNNJ
pablo: PÄBJLO

Your-Fak

[11:40] [monkey_boy] oh I found out Austin does have a Carl's JR
[11:40] [monkey_boy] except that it's on slaughter
[11:40] [monkey_boy] way down there
[11:40] [helga] what part? mopac? i-35?
[11:42] [helga] the closest i ever lived to a carl's junior was 1 block away
[11:42] [helga] they were right by my first college dorms
[11:43] [monkey_boy] helga: http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&cid=0,0,16320595795008618714&fb=1&hq=carl%27s+jr+slaughter&hnear=austin&gl=us&daddr=609+West+Slaughter+Lane,+Austin,+TX+78748-1668&geocode=9408149065331002444,30.173037,-97.800330&ei=tAdrS7yWEcfjnAehpfX0BQ&ved=0CA4QngIwAA&z=16
[11:44] [helga] field trip!
[11:44] [helga] that's pretty much Buda
[11:44] [monkey_boy] yep
[11:44] [monkey_boy] it's way down there
[11:49] [tzcheezy_poof] pretty sure they call that area Manchaca (pronounced locally as "Man-Shack")
[11:49] [tzcheezy_poof] and yep, it's way down there
[11:50] [monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: I'm pretty sure they call your face manchaca
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[11:57] [tzcheezy_poof] monkey_boy: my face isn't speaking to you anymore
[11:57] [monkey_boy] haha

Oui-Oui

[monkey_boy] knarf: you serious about game day?
[knarf] chure, why not?
[monkey_boy] just askin'
[knarf] i can play
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger eppy?
[monkey_boy] helga_, debora, tzcheezy_poof are invited too
[tzcheezy_poof] sweet
[noodleLeg] monkey_boy, what am i invited to?
[monkey_boy] debora: game day on sat
[monkey_boy] no idea where or what time
[noodleLeg] virutally?
[noodleLeg] what game?
[eppy] i have a weddin' to attend
[eppy] not sure what time
* tzcheezy_poof hopes deb brings some yummy virtual queso
[eppy] but i doubt ill be able to do both
[knarf] thats too bad
[knarf] so just game day?
[eppy] helga knows what time the weds at
[helga] eppy: its at 5 p.m. we'd need to leave by 4ish
[monkey_boy] eppy: you know girls and weddings, she won't notice if you're not there. she'll be too busy oohing and aaahing
[helga] eppy: were you going to buy a new shirt and tie?
[helga] monkey_boy: i need a DD for the ride home, so yes... i need him there
[knarf] eppy: its barely february...you guys going to go for the record this year on weddings?
[monkey_boy] helga_: he can totally pick you up when you're ready to leave.
[monkey_boy] I'm sure we'll be done by then
[monkey_boy] .msg eppy and you won't have to get dressed up ether! score!
[helga] then.... is that 4 or 10?
[helga] firmware (my area) is doing a superbowl potluck on friday
[helga] i think its weird
[helga] are they trying to do it to raise moral?
[knarf] dont hate
* knarf wishes he was having a SB potluck
[knarf] helga_: when are you going to sched a patent meeting?
[helga] knarf: never
[knarf] is that next week or the week after?
* knarf always forgets when never is
[eppy] knarf: since the weddings not til 5PM.. I think I can make gameday.. we usually finish around lunch time
[knarf] w00p w00p
[knarf] you think ClydeFrogger will ruin it?
[eppy] its hard to say
[monkey_boy] he might OD on protein
[knarf] so then he wont be using his TV
[monkey_boy] lol
[monkey_boy] I think glitta will still want it
[ClydeFrogger] im down for a gameday
[ClydeFrogger] what time?
[ClydeFrogger] and where?
[eppy] 9am
[eppy] i dunno where
[eppy] what consoles we using?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boys?
[ClydeFrogger] ps3 and wii
[ClydeFrogger] i have that mario bros wii game
[ClydeFrogger] its 4 player
[monkey_boy] I only have a ps3
[knarf] 9 sounds good
[monkey_boy] I can bring sf4 and my save game
[monkey_boy] I won't be there at 9
[monkey_boy] closer to 10
[knarf] can play at my place if you guys don't mind driving, clyde's is more central
[monkey_boy] I can host if ClydeFrogger don't wanna.
[monkey_boy] but I don't have a wii
[eppy] wii
* eppy giggles
[knarf] haha
* knarf wonders what happend to monkey_boy's wii wii
[monkey_boy] I sold it
[monkey_boy] didn't play it
* eppy giggles some more

'Tis the season to be Festiv-us

[18:36] * helga_ is out too!
[18:36] helga_: HAPPY FESTIVUS TO THE REST OF US
[18:36] *** helga_ has signed off IRC ("what's this button do?").
[18:37] monkey_boy: I need to get a festivus pole
[18:39] *** monkey_boy has signed off IRC ("Leaving.").
[19:11] ClydeFrogger: i got your festivus pole right here
[19:11] * ClydeFrogger points to the pole leaning in the corner.