Sales Dude is Married - animated

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Sales Dude Is Married :(

[08:43] *** monkey_boy has joined #chataus
[08:44] [knarf] monkey!!
[08:44] [ClydeFrogger] .msg knarf careful.  it could be a monkey imposter
[08:45] [monkey_boy] yo knarf
[08:45] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: contrary to what you thought, the entire state of NJ is not co
mprised of guidos and suntan oil
[08:45] [ClydeFrogger] that sucks
[08:46] [knarf] where in joyzee were ya?
[08:46] [monkey_boy] I flew into newark
[08:46] [monkey_boy] we stayed in Parssippany
[08:46] [monkey_boy] and the company was in...randolph/rudolph?
[08:46] [knarf] i spent a night in newark once
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] uh-uh...who is "we"?!
[08:47] [knarf] longest month of my life
[08:47] [monkey_boy] it's like most places back east, it's all the same
[08:47] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: me and a sales dude
[08:47] [monkey_boy] and nothng happened (he's married :( )
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] that sucks
[08:47] [monkey_boy] I did drop hints
[08:47] [monkey_boy] he's team edward too
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] awesome
[08:47] [knarf] haha
[08:48] [monkey_boy] I saw some t-shirts in the minneapolis airport
[08:48] [monkey_boy] a bunch of girls were wearing them
[08:48] [monkey_boy] they were black with blue writing (I think it was blue, coulda been purple)
[08:49] [knarf] writing is cool
[08:49] [monkey_boy] they said "Team Edward (big X over Edward) Excel"
[08:49] [monkey_boy] so either it was some sort of jesus camp thing or they really love MS Office
[08:50] * ClydeFrogger didnt know Jesus used Excel
[08:50] [knarf] the book of life is an excel spreadsheet
[08:50] [knarf] its in MS Revelations
[08:50] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: jesus hates mac