Mohogger

[09:28] * monkey_boy wonders if Mohogger is busy right now
[09:29] monkey_boy: .msg knarf he's probably talking to himself in a fake british accent
[09:29] monkey_boy: .msg knarf commenting on people waking around the lab, making it sound dramatic.
[09:30] * ClydeFrogger throws up on monkey_boy
[09:30] knarf: hes mutating again

Clydehinder Mohogger

[09:35] ClydeFrogger: knarf: did you see heroes, yet?
[09:35] *** glitta has signed off IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)).
[09:37] *** monkey_boy has joined #chataus.
[09:38] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy
[09:38] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger
[09:38] ClydeFrogger: dumb walmart didnt have the god of war collection ps3 game last night
[09:38] monkey_boy: did you tell them they were on you crap list?
[09:38] knarf: ClydeFrogger: yar
[09:39] ClydeFrogger: im drafting an email right now
[09:39] ClydeFrogger: knarf: thought this episode picked up the story a little more
[09:39] knarf: chellers: are you caught up on Heroes?
[09:39] * knarf has sylar questions
[09:40] monkey_boy: knarf: it's a pices, likes brunettes, hates seafoot
[09:40] monkey_boy: it's like athlete's foot you get from the sea, don't ask me, it's his word
[09:40] knarf: haha
[09:41] ClydeFrogger: i could kick chellers out of the chatroom
[09:41] * ClydeFrogger just found out he has the ability to kick people out of chatrooms
[09:41] monkey_boy: that's not nice
[09:42] knarf: what if he preceeds the /kick with "not being d!ck, but..."
[09:42] knarf: eh? eh?
[09:43] monkey_boy: oh, that's ok then
[09:43] monkey_boy: it's like stabbing someone in the face
[09:43] monkey_boy: as long as it's proceeded with "no offense, I don't mean to hurt you.."
[09:43] knarf: see
[09:43] knarf: ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy's cool with it
[09:45] ClydeFrogger: im afraid that i may get too power hungry and then starting using my ability for bad things
[09:45] ClydeFrogger: starting=start
[09:46] knarf: and start waking up earlier and signing on to chataus at 3AM?
[09:46] monkey_boy: I see ClydeFrogger is the wussy peter type of superhero
[09:46] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: dont make me angry...you wouldnt like it when im angry
[09:46] knarf: monkey_boy: hes more like mohinder...he wasnt born with them
[09:47] * ClydeFrogger cant believe knarf called him mohinder
[09:47] knarf: yeah, you just saw that
[09:47] monkey_boy: whoa
[09:48] * monkey_boy backs away from the powderkeg that will soon be chat
[09:48] knarf: monkey_boy: where do you think youre going?
[09:48] monkey_boy: I mean...calling somone peter is a jab in the ribs....but mohinder...why not just call him hitler?
[09:48] * knarf locks the #chataus door
[09:48] monkey_boy: actually, hitler was an evil badass.
[09:49] monkey_boy: so that's not fair to hitler
[09:49] knarf: nobodys going nowhere
[09:49] monkey_boy: it's more like calling him....
[09:49] monkey_boy: hrm...
[09:49] knarf: your face

a little later...

[09:58] *** Mode change "+o eppy" for channel #chataus by ClydeFrogger.
[09:58] monkey_boy: I don't get it
[09:59] * ClydeFrogger just learned he can pass on his ability
[09:59] *** ClydeFrogger has signed off IRC ().
[10:02] helga_: monkey_boy: the topic?
[10:02] helga_: you need cable tv
[10:03] monkey_boy: nah
[10:04] monkey_boy: if all I miss are the occasional topic ref it's not worth the $100+ a month
[10:04] helga_: but SP was really good.
[10:05] monkey_boy: I watch sp online
[10:05] monkey_boy: legally
[10:05] monkey_boy: southparkstudios.com
[10:05] * knarf wonders why he monkey_boy has to specify "legally"
[10:06] monkey_boy: because my court order makes me
[10:06] eppy: ouuu.. i can "kick" now?!?
[10:06] monkey_boy: your father can explain knarf
[10:06] * monkey_boy points at clyde again
[10:06] * knarf shakes his fist at monkey_boy
[10:06] * monkey_boy huffs
[10:06] monkey_boy: where has that man gotten off to?
[10:07] monkey_boy: he's just like that, shirking his parenting duties
[10:07] knarf: hehe
[10:07] knarf: he said duties
[10:08] tzcheezy_poof: monkey_boy: he took one look at the dishes, glared at you, and said he was going for a beer with the fellas. haven't seen him since.
[10:08] knarf: this reminds me of a How I Met Your Mother episode
[10:11] * tzcheezy_poof wonders who epppeter will kick first, now that he's absorbed sylarFrogger's ability
[10:11] knarf: *ahem*
[10:11] knarf: Clydehinder
[10:11] knarf: or Mohogger
[10:12] knarf: whichever sounds better to ya
[10:12] monkey_boy: mohogger
[10:12] monkey_boy: that's great!
[10:12] tzcheezy_poof: like mohogger, it rolls, but clydehinder is more recognizable for the slap it is
[10:12] monkey_boy: I just like that mohogger has hog in the middle
[10:12] monkey_boy: it makes me giggle
[10:13] knarf: mohogger it is
[10:14] * knarf dreams of a chataus where everyone yells "Mohogger!" when Clydehinder enters...much like Norm in Cheers
[10:15] * tzcheezy_poof hopes he can be "Woody" and call him Mr. Clydehinder
[10:16] knarf: mister mohogger sounds funny
[10:16] knarf: Clydehinder Mohogger
[10:16] knarf: Mohogger Clydehinder
[10:16] tzcheezy_poof: we have a winner
[10:16] tzcheezy_poof: i vote C.M.
[10:16] knarf: Mohogger is missing the good stuff
[10:19] tzcheezy_poof: isn't it customary for evil mutant frogs to follow the chinese tradition of family-name-first? ...so Mohogger could be his personal name.

later that day...

[15:29] * knarf nudges tzcheezy_poof
[15:29] tzcheezy_poof: eh?
[15:29] knarf: .msg tzcheezy_poof you gonna tell ClydeFrogger his new nick?
[15:30] chellers: man too much food overload
[15:30] tzcheezy_poof: .msg knarf did we agree whether mohogger comes before or after clydehinder?
[15:30] chellers: no dinner tonight
[15:31] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: we had a vote between Clydehinder and Mohogger and Mohogger won
[15:31] monkey_boy: so you're now Mohogger
[15:31] knarf: .msg tzcheezy_poof i cant remember...lost track when you mentioned chinese customs
[15:32] tzcheezy_poof: ClydeFrogger: you like chinese?
[15:32] knarf: ClydeFrogger: your full name is Clydehinder Mohogger
[15:32] knarf: Mohogger for short
[15:32] knarf: we all liked the sound of that best
[15:32] monkey_boy: now all we need to get is glitta to change her name to Hermanji and they're a perfect pair
[15:32] knarf: or Sneakers
[15:33] monkey_boy: haha
[15:33] monkey_boy: good times
[15:33] * tzcheezy_poof will have to hear the sneakers story someday
[15:34] * ClydeFrogger throws badgers at knarf, tzcheezy_poof and monkey_boy
[15:34] tzcheezy_poof: if you can dodge a badger...
[15:34] monkey_boy: tzcheezy_poof: sneakers is the name glitta called Scabbers from harry potter
[15:34] monkey_boy: and hermironie is hermanji
[15:35] monkey_boy: both glitta-isms
[15:35] ClydeFrogger: and dumbledore is gandalf
[15:35] knarf: haha
[15:35] tzcheezy_poof: his fault for not changing up his robes enough
[15:36] ClydeFrogger: tzcheezy_poof: are you being insensitive to gay wizards?
[15:36] * knarf wonders if that was a shot at monkey_boy
[15:37] tzcheezy_poof: uh... is that a threat? is your wand behind your back?
[15:37] * monkey_boy just lets it ride
[15:37] tzcheezy_poof: cuz if it is, then no, it wasn't a gay-wiz bash.
[15:37] knarf: aye stop it
[15:37] * ClydeFrogger giggles

More Than Meets the Eye

[15:28] ClydeFrogger: has it been 30mins
[15:28] helga_: yes
[15:28] helga_: its been 30 mins since it was 30 mins ago
[15:29] * ClydeFrogger doesnt like helga_'s witch logic
[15:33] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: grab a torch!
[15:33] * ClydeFrogger grabs the one he threw at the cake
[15:33] monkey_boy: you showed that cake
[15:33] ClydeFrogger: totally
[15:35] * helga_ missed cake?
[15:36] ClydeFrogger: did anyone see the second transformers movie?
[15:39] monkey_boy: helga_: http://blog.makezine.com/2717513321_ce5cbe445c_b.jpg
[15:39] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: I totally saw it.
[15:39] monkey_boy: my favorite part was when the robot transformmed
[15:39] monkey_boy: and then they faught
[15:39] monkey_boy: and it was all like
[15:39] monkey_boy: pew pew!
[15:39] monkey_boy: pew pew pew!
[15:39] ClydeFrogger: crazy
[15:40] monkey_boy: oh wait.
[15:40] monkey_boy: I saw this http://spe.fotolog.com/photo/14/16/1/v_ib/1243937742863_f.jpg
[15:40] monkey_boy: it's so easy to get them confused
[15:40] ClydeFrogger: hahahahaha
[15:40] ClydeFrogger: oh, man, thats going with the "DEEZ NUTS" pic
[15:40] monkey_boy: haha

Candy From Strangers: Part Duh

[14:32] eppy: so you guys make fun of me for trying to buy a xbox from some stranger at a 7-11.. and for buying a home stereo system from strangers at bp gas station.. did helga tell you her story?
[14:32] * knarf sits back and grabs some popcorn
[14:32] ClydeFrogger: eppy: she did not
[14:32] knarf: eppy: noppers
[14:32] eppy: so we go to the neighborhood park to walk chauncey
[14:33] eppy: and its typically helga that walks chauncey
[14:33] eppy: well she chatted it with folks their with other dogs
[14:33] eppy: their=there
[14:34] eppy: and some dude says that wouldnt it be great if their dogs could hang out
[14:34] ClydeFrogger: uhoh
[14:34] eppy: and helga agreed
[14:34] eppy: the guy says he lives in the neighborhood
[14:34] eppy: but that he drives to the park.. and invites helga to check his place
[14:35] knarf: stranger danger!
[14:35] eppy: SO HELGA GETS IN A CAR WITH THIS DUDE AND GO TO HIS HOUSE
[14:35] ClydeFrogger: that is worse than eppys craigslist adventures
[14:35] helga_: that guy was at the park last night
[14:36] knarf: scary
[14:36] ClydeFrogger: trying to kidnap another person?
[14:36] ClydeFrogger: eppy, knarf: cafe?
[14:36] knarf: chure
[14:37] ClydeFrogger: eppy?
[14:37] ClydeFrogger: out
[14:37] knarf: outski
[14:39] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: go buy me a sonic creamslush, small, orange.
[14:39] monkey_boy: chop chop
[14:40] monkey_boy: it'll be a good start to make up for being an ace about throwing my new mp3 off a building
[14:41] monkey_boy: eppy: good point. helga_ gets -100 common sense points.
[14:41] * monkey_boy only gets in cars with people if they offer him candy.
[14:44] ClydeFrogger: eppy: so i take it she made it back to the park?
[14:45] ClydeFrogger: shes not setting a good example for chauncey
[14:45] knarf: eppy: they just left you at the park?
[14:47] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: candy, comics, video games, or money
[14:51] ClydeFrogger: my 8 year old nephew wants an ipod touch. i almost want to say hes too young to have an ipod touch, but then he does have a DS
[15:04] helga_: ClydeFrogger: what will he use the touch for?
[15:04] helga_: knarf: i was by myself at the park

noodleLeg's mini-noodleLeg

Sunday at 10:16pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Hope I'm not too excited/nervous to sleep.
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[helga] What time do you go in?
[jay] Good luck!! You'll do fine!
[jeanne] Good luck. Can't wait to see the pictures!!
[chellers] Good luck Debbie!
[vick] Good Luck Debbie, my prayers are with you :)

Monday at 9:44am
[noodleLeg & grant] Waiting to start induction, but we just had our first real contraction.
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[helga] Exciting! Keep us posted!
[pat] Yeah!
[diana] How exciting :) Estas en mis pensamientos
[helga] Debbie, chat wants to know if Grant is doing the updates or if you are?
[noodleLeg & grant]Grant is doing the updates.
[helga] Grant, thanks for the updates! Facebook rocks. :)


Monday at 10:09am
[noodleLeg & grant] Contractions are about 25 minutes apart -- Grant better get his nanotech homework done now.
[pat] If you need anything let me know. I can't do nanotechnology homework though ;-)
[jeanne] thinking of you and remembering what it is like to bring my first baby home.

Monday at 10:28am
[noodleLeg & grant] anesthesiology intake right now -- we have answered the same questions like two or three times now. so far so good :)
[ruby] Good luck! I'm praying for a healthy delivery. I'm so excited for you guys! Please post pictures as soon as you're able.
[bryan] Good luck!

Monday at 11:40am
[noodleLeg & grant] Doing the exam now, will start the medicine soon. Baby is moving fine, good heartbeat.
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[pat] Sounds very good. Thanks for posting often!
[christina] Good luck and thanks for the updates!

Monday at 1:59pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Pitocin is locked and loaded. We are finally getting started.
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[knarf] ah push it! push-push-push it real good!

Monday at 4:25pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Contractions are regular, about 3 minutes apart. Debbie is starting to feel some real ones.
[jeanne] won't be long now!!!
[glitta] Yay!!!!

Monday at 5:13pm
[grandma B] we're thrilled..............we love you. God bless.

Monday at 5:58pm
[noodleLeg & grant] The contractions are still regular, slowly picking up in intensity. Baby's heart rate is great. Mike and Pat came by, going to try and get some rest now.
[knarf] Hang in there deb! Praying y'all :)
[liz] Exciting!!!!!!

Monday at 8:09pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Doctor says that active labor won't start until around midnight. Baby's b-day will be Sept 29.
[bryan] Sept 29 is great!
[helga] Way to go Debbie, way to go!
[tia cynthia] Well Good Luck to all 3 of you! Just try to rest when you can.
[pat] 9/29/09 - awesome birthday!
[aunt suzanne] Can't wait to be an aunt...AGAIN! :)

Monday at 9:25pm
[noodleLeg & grant] 4 cm now, it's moving along, at last. We are in "late early", will be proceeding faster after that.
[ruby] Oh my goodness. It took me nearly 10 hours to go from 4 to 10cm. I hope it moves along much faster for you. Once your water breaks, it speeds up after that. I'll anxiously be looking out for more updates.
[liz] Woo! She will be here soon :)
[pat] 4 cms! Call someone in with smaller hands ;-). That's very good that things are progressing.
[pat] Going to bed now and I can't wait to check fb on the morning and see how things progress. I may have to check if I wake up in the middle of the night.

Monday at 11:19pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Called for the anesthesiologist: time for an epidural.
[ruby] What a trooper for lasting this long. The epidural is a Godsend. Now she can relax and labor without the pain and it might speed things up too.
[pat] Good plan.
[jay] Hang in there Debbie!! You're doing great!
[jeanne] You're almost there!!!
[lahari] So...what's the status??

Tuesday at 7:17am
[noodleLeg & grant] Just broke the bag of waters. We had a rough night with the epidural and finally got a little rest. Might be sometime around noon.
[pat] Sorry to hear you had a rough night. Very glad you all got some sleep. But hopefully it will go smooth from here on out. Fingers crossed. Thanks for the update. I was starting to worry.
[ruby] Aww, well all this stuff will be so worth it once the baby is born. Hang in there.
[bryan] Sorry you had a tough night - good luck
[jeanne] Sorry about the rough night. Hope it's soon.
[dany] You're good at multi-tasking :-). Updating your status...giving birth...you're awesome! :-)
[jeanne] Yes you are amazing. In between 3 minute contractions you type a facebook post.

Tuesday at 9:11am
[helga] Quick... Have that baby!! Because you guys need all the rest you can get before the three of you go see Zombieland on opening night! Her first zombie movie... que cute!
[noodleLeg & grant] Nothing "quick" about your first baby. :)

Tuesday at 10:11am
[noodleLeg & grant] We are at 6 cm. Things are looking good so far this morning.
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[iliese] Hang in there! :)
[djPoppinJ] how many more cm's to go?
[noodleLeg & grant] After 1 more cm it goes pretty fast, but that last 1 cm can take awhile. At 10cm, it's time to start pushing.
[tia cynthia] Poor Girl hang in there! Love you!

Tuesday at 10:50am
[aunt suzanne] THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ONNNNN BABY!

Tuesday at 12:09pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Not much happening right now -- contractions have slowed. Now everyone has time to get that card or postcard in the mail so it's marked with her B-day!
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Tuesday at 12:53pm
[noodleLeg & grant] at more than 7 cm now, and +1 -- baby is on its way.
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[iliese] C'mon lil Babby! ;)
[pat] Open open open
[ruby] On the edge of my seat! I can't wait for her to get here. Open up momma!

Tuesday at 1:20pm
[iliese] Seriously, Debbie, are you the one posting these updates? *puff*puff*AAArrrggnnhh* puff*puff* update facebook status *puff*puff*AAArrrggnnhh* puff*puff*

Tuesday at 1:54pm
[noodleLeg & grant] 8 cm now
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[glitta] omg I checked in cause I thought it woul be over by now noodleLeg u r my hero!!!!!!
[christina] I definitely thought it would be over by now!! You're my hero too!!!
[pat] I just wanna know if the sweetest, nicest mommy has cussed yet.
[jeanne] Been checking in all day. There's a reason they call it LABOR
[pat] Do you find yourself checking every 5 minutes? It's taking a lot of self control to not check more often.
[jeanne] Been checking aobut once an hour but it's taking self-control. You're right.

Tuesday at 5:50pm
[noodleLeg & grant] The doc was a little optimistic last time. We are actually at 8 cm now, moving into transitional labor. Doctor said about 3 hours for the last 2 cm, and then 2 more hours of pushing. Maybe 9-29, maybe 9-30.
[april] Getting close --- just think in a few hours you will be holding your precious daughter :)
[glitta] Wow. B strong Debbie u Can do it !!!
[pat] You guys are awesome. That fabulous little girl is already showing her personality- by taking her own sweet time! ;-)

Tuesday at 6:40pm
[noodleLeg & grant] We rode out some intense contractions. The anesthesiology doc came in with some different medicine. Debbie is sleeping right now.
[pat] Oh good. I'm sure she needs it. Do they do anything about food for her? Hopefully those strong contractions opened her up.
[ruby] I'm telling you, Debbie is totally my hero! What a trooper. I never could've lasted that long. You guys are in my thoughts.
[april] Thank you Grant for the updates it is greatly appreciated love ya guys :)
[iliese] Come on, Debbie, you can do it!

Tuesday at 10:00pm
[noodleLeg & grant] we are at 10cm. about to get started pushing! everyone cross your fingers ... starting now.
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[knarf] Go Deb!!
[diana] I am excited :) I can't wait to see pictures
[christina] woo hoo! You can do it, Debbie!
[pat] Yeah! Fingers crossed!
[helga] Woohoo! 'Hang in there', says tio dave. :)
[ruby] Ok I'm not going to sleep until I know that the baby is here. So excited!
[liz] Go team Babb!!!!!!!! (from Mike, too)
[tia cynthia] Oh i hear you Ruby! Im so excited too!
[bryan] 10 cm is good! good luck!
[talya] I've been chatting with your sister and we are so very excited!!!!! It's 3 am and we are waiting patiently. Look out world here she comes:-)

Wednesday at 2:00am
[noodleLeg & grant] going in to the OR - had to do a c-section
[grandma B] We love you dearly. Mom
[iliese] Come on, Baby Babb! :)
[pat] Thinking of you guys
[talya] I'm so excited for you guys! 3 is the magic number and soon you'll be 3.

Wednesday at 6:00am
[noodleLeg & grant] 7 lbs 11 ounces - she is beautiful and healthy. Pictures and her name will be later.
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[jeanne] WOW!!!! Congratulations. You made it!!!!
[glitta] Congratulations!!! Yay
[ray] Congratulations!!
[pat] Congratulations!!!
[helga] Congrats!!!
[ruby] Congrats! That's awesome that she finally arrived. Can't wait to see pics!!! :-) :-) :-)
[liz] Congratulations!!! Looking forward to meeting her. You guys did great!
[djPoppinJ] Awesome! Love you guys and I hope for a speedy recovery!
[diana] Congratulations! :)
[april] Congrats! :)
[corina] Felicidades!! We are all looking forward to pictures!
[bryan] Congratulations!!
[avantika] Congratulations!!
[iliese] Yay! Congratulations, Mommy & Daddy!!!
[ali] Congratulations!!!!
[chellers]Congratulations Debbie and Grant!! Can't wait to see pictures and know her name :)