Saturday, May 7, 2011

Dumb and Dumber Quiz


Based on a challenge, myself and knarf came up with a list of 25 questions on the movie, Dumb and Dumber... one of, if not THE best movie of all time.

If you fancy yourself a fan of the movie, please test your knowledge by trying to answer the questions below... "MOCK...YEAH...ING....YEAH...BIRD...YEAH...YEAH..."

Hint: Lloyd is Jim Carrey, Harry is the other dude

1. what is the name of Harry and LLoyds pet? and what kind of pet was it?

2. whats the name of the store lloyd and harry want to open?

3. how much money did lloyd spend to get the scooter?

4. what was the most expensive thing harry and lloyd buy with the ransom money?

5. what did harry do to piss of the trucker at the diner?

6. What is the "soup di jour"?

7. Where does lloyd see the newspaper which causes him to scream "We've landed on the moon!".

8. What are the locals drinking at one of the convenience stores on their roadtrip?

9. What does lloyd compliment the cop on when they get pulled over?

10. How does the kidnapper Harry and Lloyd pick up die?

11. What did harry and lloyd think Mary's last name was?

12. How many mpg can lloyd get on his hog? (closest answer wins)

13. Why was mary dropping off a suitcase at the airport?

14. What phrase did Lloyd repeat while trying to resuscitate the kidnapper in the diner.

15. Why did harry and lloyd run from their apartment when the kidnapper showed up?

16. Who ordered the footlong?

17. What does lloyd bet harry that he can get harry to do by the end of the day?

18. Whats not working in mary's colorado condo?

19. What do harry and lloyd finally use to help sooth their mouths after eating the atomic peppers?

20. Where again does lloyd run into the trucker from the diner?

21. What is the trucker's name?

22. What do Harry and LLoyd call their van?

23. What job do Harry and Lloyd pass up on at the end of the movie?

24. Is it Harry or Lloyd that drives a 6th of the way across the country in the wrong direction?

25. What is the name of the actress who plays the girl kidnapper? and bonus: what previous show did she come out on.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Candy, Lent, Peeps

[ClydeFrogger] worst Easter candy...GO!
[monkey_boy] black jelly beans
[monkey_boy] and/or chocolate that's melted into the fake plastic grass stuff
[debora] canbery (sp) egg
[monkey_boy] noooooooooooooooo
[monkey_boy] those rock x 1000
[ClydeFrogger] debora: yeah, those suck
[ClydeFrogger] so do peeps
[monkey_boy] you both are weird
[debora] i'm not a peeps fan either, but i don't think they're gross
[monkey_boy] peeps are ok if you have 1-2
[debora] agree black jelly beans are the worst of all jelly beans
[debora] my dad loves them
[debora] the peeps
[debora] monkey_boy: this weekend grant and i played a new game that you would probably love
[debora] "Last Day on Earth"
[debora] it's a board game
[debora] grant was the zombies, and i was the heros
[helga] the only awesome Easter Candy is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups that look like easter bunnies
[debora] the heros win by killing 15 zombies before the sun sets
[knarf] nice
[knarf] debora: how many peeps can play?
[ClydeFrogger] helga: mmmm, ive never seen those
[helga] debora: we played a pretty awesome game on friday night.
[debora] it's a board game
[helga] its called apples to apples.
[monkey_boy] yikes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOhgMAOrp0c#at=30
[knarf] helga: those are delish
[ClydeFrogger] helga: may have to get some for easter
[helga] ClydeFrogger: get with the "Walgreens Candy on Clearance After the Holiday" program!
[debora] knarf: min 2, not sure what the max is
[ClydeFrogger] but...that would be after easter
[debora] helga: apples to apples is fun
[ClydeFrogger] you cant eat easter candy after easter
[helga] ClydeFrogger: its on sale. its telling the man i don't follow your rules
[debora] helga: another game along those lines is "who knew"
[helga] my typing grammar is terrible. not sure i can blame chat
[helga] debora: now you "knew" :)
[monkey_boy] helga: blame obama.
[debora] ClydeFrogger: so you have to eat all the easter candy you get in one day?
[ClydeFrogger] debora: yup
[helga] debora: then you throw it up, so its like a calorie free holiday!
[debora] it takes a lot for me to throw up, it would backfire for sure
[ClydeFrogger] debora: its like eating those minnie mouse heart shaped lollipops after valentines day
[ClydeFrogger] its not legal
[debora] what about before the holiday?
[ClydeFrogger] only within 1 week
[monkey_boy] debora: (whisper)7 days!
[debora] ClydeFrogger: but what if you gave up candy for lent?
[debora] luckily i didn't, but hypothetically
[debora] do those people get a 1 week extension?
[ClydeFrogger] then you only have 1 day to eat easter candy
[debora] 40 days w/o candy...haven't they suffered enough??
[debora] i'm not looking forward to lent ending
[debora] grant gave up "getting angry" and i'm enjoying it
[knarf] haha
[knarf] i'd totally bomb that one
[debora] he's been doing really good
[debora] i'm sure people at work are wondering what is wrong with him
[helga] debora: that's awesome
* monkey_boy just realized his birthday is on 2pi.
[ClydeFrogger] YOU ARE A HUGE NERD!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Why You Shouldn't Miss a Friday


* eppy has joined #chataus
* knarf gives the signal to #chataus
[knarf] SWARM! SWARM!
* knarf puts a pillow case of eppy's head
* monkey_boy watches knarf try to take out eppy
[monkey_boy] oh. was that the signal?
[eppy] warriors did it.. the warriors did it
[helga] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw
[monkey_boy] helga: wait...that's a girl?
[knarf] whats wrong with her shoulders?
[monkey_boy] why...what....why....
* monkey_boy shuts down
[helga] its a powerful message
[knarf] i dont know what the big deal is
[knarf] i dont pee-pee my bad...i dont go around bragging about it
[knarf] bad=bed
[helga] monkey_boy: its a boy http://angelokelly.de/en/
* monkey_boy is still broken
[helga] eppy: i win! monkey_boy is broken
[knarf] eek
* knarf takes the pillowcase off eppy's head and casually rolls him over behind the couch
[eppy] wow.. tell me this is foreign
[knarf] this is far grapes
[knarf] damn
[eppy] no uvas!
[knarf] on the brightside...i get to sing aint gonna pee-pee my bad instead of friday friday
[knarf] bad=bed (again)
[helga] knarf: again?
[helga] you should know better

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hard Hitting Journalism


[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] if you could ask Lady Gaga one questions, what would it be? GO!
[15:29] [knarf] seriously?
[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] (thats right...questions)
[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[15:30] [tzcheezyP] why?
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy, tzcheezyP: knarf's question is gonna be tough to beat
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] hmmm, kinda the same as seriously? but not as funny
[15:30] * knarf takes a pic of the leader board for his scrapbook
[15:30] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: oh.my.god. Lady Gaga why are you so like famous and why do you wear dresses made of meat and like how did you learn to play the piano and are you really a boy?
[15:30] [tzcheezyP] yep, i realized too late he was talking to LG, not you
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] ouuu, monkey_boy passes knarf
[15:31] * knarf starts work on his scrapbook
[15:31] * @ClydeFrogger is still laughing at monkey_boys
[15:31] [knarf] the really a boy part really capped it off
[15:31] [@ClydeFrogger] yeah

Friday, March 11, 2011

where is monkey_boy?


[clydefrogger] whew...theres another tyler perry, madea movie coming out this spring
* helga can now sleep at night.
[clydefrogger] we doing rudys today?
[knarf] im out, team lead's birfday lunch today
[helga] i'm in
[helga] ups better arrive before or after lunch, otherwise... helga not happy.
[knarf] HELGA SMASH!!
[clydefrogger] wtf?! why is it cold in my office
[clydefrogger] dumb AC
[knarf] http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/1a4ceee82a/the-13-most-awkward-spiderman-freeze-frames?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words
[helga] knarf: haha
[knarf] helga_: can i go home now?
[clydefrogger] wheres monkey
[knarf] maybe he has the early shift at rudy's
[clydefrogger] ohhh
[helga] txt him, clydefrogger
[helga] remember last week he was super excited about his new phone
[clydefrogger] he prolly got a razr
[knarf] haha