Why You Shouldn't Miss a Friday

* eppy has joined #chataus
* knarf gives the signal to #chataus
[knarf] SWARM! SWARM!
* knarf puts a pillow case of eppy's head
* monkey_boy watches knarf try to take out eppy
[monkey_boy] oh. was that the signal?
[eppy] warriors did it.. the warriors did it
[helga] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw
[monkey_boy] helga: wait...that's a girl?
[knarf] whats wrong with her shoulders?
[monkey_boy] why...what....why....
* monkey_boy shuts down
[helga] its a powerful message
[knarf] i dont know what the big deal is
[knarf] i dont pee-pee my bad...i dont go around bragging about it
[knarf] bad=bed
[helga] monkey_boy: its a boy http://angelokelly.de/en/
* monkey_boy is still broken
[helga] eppy: i win! monkey_boy is broken
[knarf] eek
* knarf takes the pillowcase off eppy's head and casually rolls him over behind the couch
[eppy] wow.. tell me this is foreign
[knarf] this is far grapes
[knarf] damn
[eppy] no uvas!
[knarf] on the brightside...i get to sing aint gonna pee-pee my bad instead of friday friday
[knarf] bad=bed (again)
[helga] knarf: again?
[helga] you should know better

Hard Hitting Journalism

[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] if you could ask Lady Gaga one questions, what would it be? GO!
[15:29] [knarf] seriously?
[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] (thats right...questions)
[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[15:30] [tzcheezyP] why?
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy, tzcheezyP: knarf's question is gonna be tough to beat
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] hmmm, kinda the same as seriously? but not as funny
[15:30] * knarf takes a pic of the leader board for his scrapbook
[15:30] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: oh.my.god. Lady Gaga why are you so like famous and why do you wear dresses made of meat and like how did you learn to play the piano and are you really a boy?
[15:30] [tzcheezyP] yep, i realized too late he was talking to LG, not you
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] ouuu, monkey_boy passes knarf
[15:31] * knarf starts work on his scrapbook
[15:31] * @ClydeFrogger is still laughing at monkey_boys
[15:31] [knarf] the really a boy part really capped it off
[15:31] [@ClydeFrogger] yeah

where is monkey_boy?

[clydefrogger] whew...theres another tyler perry, madea movie coming out this spring
* helga can now sleep at night.
[clydefrogger] we doing rudys today?
[knarf] im out, team lead's birfday lunch today
[helga] i'm in
[helga] ups better arrive before or after lunch, otherwise... helga not happy.
[knarf] HELGA SMASH!!
[clydefrogger] wtf?! why is it cold in my office
[clydefrogger] dumb AC
[knarf] http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/1a4ceee82a/the-13-most-awkward-spiderman-freeze-frames?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words
[helga] knarf: haha
[knarf] helga_: can i go home now?
[clydefrogger] wheres monkey
[knarf] maybe he has the early shift at rudy's
[clydefrogger] ohhh
[helga] txt him, clydefrogger
[helga] remember last week he was super excited about his new phone
[clydefrogger] he prolly got a razr
[knarf] haha

monkey_wear

[14:04] [clydefrogger] monkey_boy: if i buy you a shirt, will you wear it?
[14:05] [monkey_boy] no.  next question.
[14:05] [clydefrogger] come on
[14:05] [monkey_boy] nope.  I know this is a aset up for a poorly dressed link
[14:05] [clydefrogger] http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2011/02/16/fashion-fail-yeah-theres-a-hunk-of-something/
[14:05] [clydefrogger] haha
[14:05] [monkey_boy] and I'm correct.
[14:05] [monkey_boy] that's not a shirt.
[14:05] [monkey_boy] and I would not wear that.
[14:05] [clydefrogger] the part most people will see is a shirt
[14:06] [monkey_boy] that's a...unitard?
[14:06] [monkey_boy] it's a somthing-a-tard that's for sure
[14:06] [clydefrogger] i think the appropriate term is "apparally challenged"
[14:07] [knarf] haha
[14:08] [clydefrogger] monkey_boy: sooo....yeah?
[14:08] * monkey_boy wonders if ClydeFrogger was even listening.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] no.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] no no no.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] NO.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] I WILL NOT WEAR THAT.
[14:08] [clydefrogger] no to the pink or no to the blue one?
[14:08] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: thats 6 negatives...that makes a positive
[14:08] * monkey_boy shakes his head
[14:09] [tzcheezyP] not by itself.  you'd still need some leggings, a utility belt, and a cape
[14:09] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: let's put it this way. I'm not wearing anything you buy for me.
[14:09] * ClydeFrogger needs to find a way to NOT buy that shirt
[14:10] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you need a hobby.  one that doesn't involve me in any way.
[14:11] [tzcheezyP] that's hurtful
[14:11] * tzcheezyP can't believe monkey_boy's insensitivity
[14:11] [knarf] .msg ClydeFrogger find me a pic of monkey_boy looking slightly down and to the right
[14:12] [monkey_boy] oh boy

The Mannah Hontana Like Pretty Cool Weather Alert app

[helga] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XM3vWJmpfo
[helga] PUT A BIRD ON IT!
[knarf] itt-t-tt-tt is cuh-cuh-cuh-cold out sss-sss-sss-ide
* knarf starts to defrost
[helga] knarf: find your fence?
[knarf] i think i have it stablized
[knarf] 2 fence posts snapped...so its not fixed, but i think, i hope, i propped them up good enough.
[knarf] a panel was snapped in half
[noodleLeg] helga: don't the bldgs in austin have birds on them so birds won't fly into the windows?
[knarf] had patch that one up
[noodleLeg] helga: trying to watch the link, but it keeps freezing, i'll have to watch the episode on on demand
[knarf] another the cross beam was all rotted...had to replace it
[knarf] hopefully it holds for a while...at least until i can do our taxes
[noodleLeg] helga: i've only seen the first portlandia episode...how many have they had?
[noodleLeg] knarf: did the wind blow down the fence?
[knarf] yeah, over night sometime...
[knarf] or do you mean since i fixed it?
[helga] noodleLeg: 2 episodes. new ones come out on fridays
[helga] noodleLeg: "birds" are super popular in the craft world. everyone puts birds on sh!t... i think its funny
[monkey_boy] knarf: someone's fence here in my condo complex had their fence blown down too
[noodleLeg] helga: grant hates birds, it will be funny to see his reaction to that skit
[noodleLeg] knarf: no, i meant what happened to it. i knew you were fixing it, but never heard why
[knarf] oh, its very windy here
[knarf] its like mother nature ate at taco bell
[knarf] at least it doesnt smell
[noodleLeg] ew
[knarf] like you dont toot after a lil taco bell?
[helga] noodleLeg: in our neighborhood yahoo mailing list, someone wrote:
[helga] This is for the residents at 7707 Gault or anyone who knows them and can make contact.
[helga] Last night's wind carried a good portion of your metal roofing into my back yard at 1206 Taulbee. I hope it's not from your main house. I am so glad my yard was there and empty enough to catch it! Actually, my huge chinaberry tree stopped it travels. If you haven't noticed that it is gone, I am sure you will discover it sometime soon.
[helga] i guess it was windy last night... i slept all night
[noodleLeg] wow
[ClydeFrogger] it was crazy
[noodleLeg] crazy
[ClydeFrogger] made me want to look for an emergency weather app so i can get a text if a tornado was spotted
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: you should write the app...then just sit on your roof and send out updates
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[ClydeFrogger] text: like, omg, like i just saw a big cloud, and i was all like this is crazy and im like high up and its kinda scary, and thats kinda cool. :)
[ClydeFrogger] kinda=pretty
[knarf] The Mannah Hontana Like Pretty Cool Weather Alert app
[knarf] (hannah montana is trade marked
[knarf] )
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[knarf] include updates that are just you smiling at the camera
* knarf would totally by that app
[ClydeFrogger] "okay, dad. :p
[knarf] haha
[helga] haha