Noodles

‹ClydeFrogger›]

oh also... wanna try to do a pinballz day on friday the 17th? 

eppy should be back by then 

‹knarf›

that date sounds familiar, i will if i got nothing going on 

‹ClydeFrogger›

k 

‹knarf›

nope, its the 18th 

i should be good 

‹ClydeFrogger›

cool 

‹knarf›

you think eppy and monkey will want to get noodles first? 

‹ClydeFrogger›

haha 

noodles=sexy 

hahahaha 

yes, im 12 years old 

‹knarf›

haha 

Eppygeist

11:19 ClydeFrogger: hmmm, i dont know about this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCmAaNk_iIQ

11:20 knarf: https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/star-wars-moguls-gif.gif#.png

11:32 knarf: ClydeFrogger: nice

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11:33 Topic: It sure feels like a Thursday

11:33 monkey_boy set the topic at: Feb 5, 2015, 9:25 AM

11:33 knarf has left IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

11:33 Mode: +ns

11:33 Created at: Feb 5, 2015, 7:29 AM

11:37 tzcheezyP: ClydeFrogger: looks pretty good

11:39 ClydeFrogger: looks like they took a lot of liberty from the original

11:39 ClydeFrogger: the little short lady is now a tall dude

11:40 tzcheezyP: didn't watch the whole thing, but i didn't see a tennis ball toss, either

11:41 tzcheezyP wonders if sam will be contractually obligated to make a coaching show afterward

11:42 eppy: Maddy instead of Mary Ann

11:43 ClydeFrogger: carol anne

11:43 tzcheezyP: yeah

11:43 ClydeFrogger: that was the name of the orignal girl

11:43 ClydeFrogger: eppy: but good catch still

11:43 eppy: Thx my bad

11:43 tzcheezyP: and she was blonde

11:43 tzcheezyP: and died

11:43 ClydeFrogger: yeah

11:43 tzcheezyP wonders if the new girl knows she has to die now

11:43 ClydeFrogger: there's a thing that the Poltergiest movie was cursed

11:44 ClydeFrogger: i think the older sister in the original committed suicide or something like that

11:44 tzcheezyP: prolly cuz she didn't matter

11:45 eppy: Ouch. The original Meg?

11:45 tzcheezyP: makes sense

11:46 ClydeFrogger: and doesnt look like the dad is a real estate / builder seller guy

11:46 ClydeFrogger: wonder if they will have the pool scenes

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11:58 knarf_: its gotta be different

11:58 knarf_: cant just be the exact same movie

11:58 knarf_ is now known as knarf

11:59 knarf: i hope the tree scene is there, that and the clown were tops

11:59 knarf: this clown didn't seem as scary from the part they showed

12:03 ClydeFrogger: i saw a pic of the clown... they made it look scary

12:03 ClydeFrogger: instead of it being creepy scary...it's purposely scary

12:04 ClydeFrogger: http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/poltergeist-clown-slice.jpg

12:05 ClydeFrogger: no little kid would have that clown in their room on purpose

12:23 knarf: the new guy still has to say, "this house is clear now" or im not watching

12:25 eppy has left IRC (Remote host closed the connection)

12:26 knarf: eppys was talking to the tv again

12:37 ClydeFrogger: the poltergeist would shun eppy... they'd be like "really, dude?!  where did you buy this surround sound system?  a white van?"

12:39 knarf: haha

12:47 knarf: "you only have one kitchen chair?? wtf?"

12:47 ClydeFrogger: hahaha

12:47 ClydeFrogger: that actually made me laugh

12:47 ClydeFrogger: i just pictured the ghosts moving it back and forth and then just sliding back to where it was

12:47 knarf: haha

12:48 knarf: oh, man...its even funnier now

12:48 knarf: didnt have a visual before

12:48 ClydeFrogger: "dude... this room is mess!  it would probably be scarier if we cleaned it up cause it's not like we can mess it up any more!"

12:49 ClydeFrogger: oh man this is good stuff

12:50 ClydeFrogger: haha... they leave syrup behind instead of ectoplasm

12:53 ClydeFrogger: haha...still laughing about the kitchen chair

12:53 knarf: ah man...just realized eppy and monkey missed it

12:54 tzcheezyP: if the ghosts leave syrup, how will you know it was them?

12:55 ClydeFrogger: yeah, i guess a better joke would have been that their ectoplasm just blends in with the syrup everywhere

12:56 tzcheezyP pictures eppy realizing the syrup is from the ghosts, then leaving out a plate of eggos

12:56 knarf: or that they tried to leave ghost goo, but everything was already covered in syrup so they gave up and left defeated

12:57 knarf: but left behind a 2nd chair on the way out

12:58 ClydeFrogger: haha

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13:13 knarf: you missed it monkey

13:15 knarf: a poltergeist came into chat and said, "chat me the best chat convo in the world, or i'll eat your soul"

13:15 knarf: well, me and ClydeFrogger, we looked at each other and we each said

13:15 knarf: "ok"

13:16 knarf: needless to say, the beast was stunned

13:16 tzcheezyP: by how yummy those souls were?

13:16 knarf: the beast was done

13:16 knarf: he asked us, "be you angels?"

13:17 monkey_boy: we be but nerds!

13:17 knarf: as we said, "nay, we are but men." CHAT!

13:17 knarf: this is not, the greatest chat archive in the world

13:17 knarf: this is just a tribute

13:17 monkey_boy: so, uh, how about them Raiders?

13:17 monkey_boy: their owner has bad hair

13:17 knarf: couldn't remember, the greatest chat in the world

13:18 knarf: this is just a tribute, to the greatest chat in the world

13:20 eppy has joined (~eppy@mobile-166-176-122-136.mycingular.net)

13:21 monkey_boy: it'll get better now that eppy is here, knarf.

13:22 tzcheezyP: knarf: gotta show him

13:23 tzcheezyP: eppy: you could be the star of the next poltergeist remake

13:23 knarf: eppy would've appreciated my tribute

13:23 knarf: to the greatest chat in the wh-horld

13:27 monkey_boy: knarf: it was a good tribute

13:28 tzcheezyP: .msg knarf was monkey_boy the ghost?

13:30 eppy: Was clydefrog the cheerleader this time?

13:30 monkey_boy: for you knarf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-20J4RHOLI#t=20m

Easy, You'll Scare Him

10:29:49 AM eppy: so I bot Bobbi some dr who stuff for Xmas, it barely arrived and it's totally lame. Bobbi is out of town and now I'm trying to think of something to add to the gift
10:30:20 AM knarf: PS4
10:30:57 AM _bmr_: eppy: you naked with a bow on your head and a 12-pack of Diet DP
10:31:26 AM knarf: and a PS4
10:31:31 AM eppy: so a drone?
10:31:54 AM knarf: get her a GoPro
10:32:15 AM knarf: so she can mount it on chauncy for his park outings
10:32:20 AM _bmr_: eppy: does she like chick dramas?
10:32:28 AM _bmr_: get her some of those on DVD
10:32:32 AM _bmr_: or BR
10:32:45 AM eppy: br?
10:32:50 AM _bmr_: blu-ray
10:32:54 AM knarf: _bmr_: easy, you'll scare him
10:32:57 AM _bmr_: wait, I'm talking to eppy.
10:32:58 AM _bmr_: DVD
10:33:01 AM knarf: eppy: just get a DVD
10:33:11 AM eppy: :|
10:33:13 AM _bmr_: haha

Hey, you...buttwads??

13:31 knarf: _bmr_: you think clyde finally achieved body builder nirvana and hes now just one solid muscle mass, unable to move, much less get to keyboard and type?

13:43 _bmr_: knarf: I think he just got lazy and doesn't care enough to tell us not to come into chat anymore

13:55 knarf preferred the vision of clyde in his living room unable to move, looking kinda like Chet from Weird Science

13:55 _bmr_: BABY

13:55 _bmr_: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH

13:55 _bmr_: F-F-FRIEND?

13:55 _bmr_: HA HA CHATAUS IS FRIEND

13:57 knarf: uhh

13:57 knarf: Goonies?

13:57 _bmr_: yeah, I realized that too late

13:58 knarf: haha

13:58 _bmr_: enjoy that. :)

13:58 _bmr_: I gotta go to a meeting

13:58 knarf: i am

13:58 _bmr_: that's it.

13:58 knarf: haha

13:58 _bmr_: :)

13:58 _bmr_: bb in a bit. :)

13:58 knarf: still laughing...

13:58 knarf: thanks _bmr_

Fountain Valley Will Never Be The Same

12:47 tzcheezyP: ept... you interviewing at chico's tacos, or family/visit stuff?

12:50 knarf: family vacay

12:50 tzcheezyP: cool

12:50 knarf: to colorado, ept is a stepping stone

12:50 tzcheezyP: ah

12:53 knarf: in google maps, do you guys see the face of a husky in between aspen and colorado springs?

12:53 knarf: http://goo.gl/maps/sZnXD

12:54 knarf: if you zoom out to see the entire state, kind looks like its on fire...maybe some sort of hell hound

12:54 knarf: bringing death and destruction to the quiet people of Fountain Valley

12:54 knarf calls Stephen King

12:56 knarf: Stevie! hey....yeah, it's me. Listen, babe, i got something for you.... Nah, this'll be better than The Dome. I promise....What? Hey, c'mon now, I told you to cut the middle 400 pages. Listen, theres a hound from hell and its on its way to Fountain Valley.

12:57 knarf: Yeah, yeah, move it to some no nameville in maine. Its gold buddy, gold!

14:22 _bmr_: knarf: I love it when you make posts like those

14:22 _bmr_: if I knew how to I'd archive that

14:27 knarf: try using your face?

14:28 _bmr_ smashes his face against the keyboard 15 times

14:28 _bmr_: …..did it work?

14:29 knarf doesnt see any archive

14:30 knarf: i like the smashing violence though

14:30 knarf: reminds me, saw Olympus Has Fallen last week

14:30 knarf: i enjoyed all the pew pew KA-BOOMs

14:30 _bmr_: knarf: you earned this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw39SIiHrQ

14:31 _bmr_: ignore the song at the end, it's crap

14:32 tzcheezyP hopes it isn't NSFW, like that penn&teller link that knarf posted yesterday

14:32 knarf: sorry, should've warned ya

14:32 _bmr_: tzcheezyP: wear headphones

14:32 knarf: thought it was general knowledge

14:32 tzcheezyP: there were juggies

14:33 tzcheezyP: i'm just making noise. i watched it at home

14:33 _bmr_: omg mammary glands! call the morality police stat!

14:33 tzcheezyP: _bmr_: dude, they have an office downstairs

14:33 _bmr_: the mammary glands have their own office?

14:33 tzcheezyP: that'd be sweet, but no

14:34 tzcheezyP: the yum-yum police

14:34 _bmr_ nods and winks at tzcheezyP

14:34 _bmr_: ooooooh I get it

14:34 _bmr_: \msg knarf I don't get it...help?

14:36 tzcheezyP: "MLB suspends Ryan Dempster 5 games for hitting A-Rod"

14:36 tzcheezyP: i was seeing an article about the beaning, earlier

14:36 ClydeFrogger: he should appeal so that he can keep playing

14:37 _bmr_: baseball ain't nuthin' but a load of thugs

14:37 ClydeFrogger: _bmr_: do you know which sport baseball is?

14:37 tzcheezyP: showed a gif of him throwing at a-rod more than once in the same at-bat, finally tagged him

14:37 _bmr_: ClydeFrogger: duh

14:37 tzcheezyP: _bmr_: it's NOT the one that matt and trey invented

14:38 _bmr_: this is baseball

14:38 _bmr_: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4747632896/h9EC54038/

14:39 _bmr_: I remember it because it's the one they don't play on ice or a wooden floor

14:39 ClydeFrogger: knarf: how goes app development?

14:39 tzcheezyP: if there was a rape scene, it'd be la crosse

14:56 tzcheezyP: knarf: i'm finally seeing what you meant earlier about that colorado map http://i.imgur.com/4cHsqx5.jpg

14:59 ClydeFrogger: tzcheezyP: haha

14:59 ClydeFrogger: tzcheezyP: its kinda like one of those "magic eye" posters... you kinda have to just stare for a little bit and then you'll see it

15:01 tzcheezyP: those give me headaches