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Saturday, December 30, 2017

Creatine Rage

September 22, 2015

09:00 ClydeFrogger: i should ping my manager and ask if she's joining the call
09:00 ClydeFrogger: it's already 9pm and she hasn't called in
09:00 ClydeFrogger: 9am
09:01 eppy: She gave you a minute
09:02 knarf: is she on now?
09:04 ClydeFrogger: i would have pinged her but she wasn't on sametime
09:04 ClydeFrogger: she started the meeting 2 minutes late
09:05 ClydeFrogger: unacceptable
09:08 knarf: .msg eppy i think ClydeFrogger is back on the creatine
09:11 eppy: ClydeFrogger: that's crazy!
09:11 eppy: .msg knarf you got the tranqs ready just in case
09:12 ClydeFrogger: i hate you guys
09:13 knarf fumbles the darts trying to load the tranq gun, panics and runs
09:15 eppy stands completely still

Friday, October 2, 2015

High Street Sass

10:50 monkey_boy: I think Alice Eve is really pretty, and from the interviews I've seen she seems a bit introverted and smart. I dig that.
10:53 tzcheezyP: she's cute, but i never figured how introversion works with performing arts. especially acting.
10:53 tzcheezyP has left IRC (Quit: meeting)
10:59 knarf: no idea who that is
10:59 knarf: once again monkey_boy is more into pop culture than i am
10:59 monkey_boy: she was in the star trek reboots
10:59 knarf: i saw them...still no idea
11:00 monkey_boy: haha, k
11:00 monkey_boy: guess she made more of an impression on me than you
11:00 knarf: i only remember the black chick from GotG
11:01 monkey_boy: the new Ohura gal?
11:01 knarf: yeah
11:05 monkey_boy: Alice played the daughter of the admiral?
11:05 monkey_boy: she was a science officer I think
11:07 knarf: gosh, i saw it a few times, but can't visualize her.
11:07 knarf: i guess she did make a better impression on you than me
11:09 monkey_boy: I'm a sucker for an attracive woman with a high street british accent
11:10 knarf: high street british? is that like code for "hooker" across the pond?
11:15 monkey_boy: it is not.
11:15 monkey_boy: high streets are the term the UK uses for larger streets
11:16 monkey_boy: and generally have more expensive stores
11:16 knarf: so a british snob
11:16 knarf: makes sense
11:18 monkey_boy: haha
11:18 monkey_boy: pretty much actually
11:19 monkey_boy: damn, I am a snob
11:19 knarf: :D

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Talk to the Face

16 knarf: tzcheezyP: it's your turn to spice up #chataus
16 knarf: oh, meeting...monkeyboy, you're turn
16 knarf: mehhhh
16 knarf: ClydeFrogger: its on you now
17 knarf knows ClydeFrogger is here
22 eppy: Knows=nose 
22 knarf: ok, i got a REALLY!? story
23 eppy: Knarf: I think ClydeFrogger really hates me now
23 ClydeFrogger: no i don't
23 eppy: Knarf: shoot
24 knarf: haha
24 knarf: ok, so you know how we have snacks and stuff at work
24 knarf: i walked over to get a drink
25 knarf: this dude "Billy" is on his phone nearby
25 knarf: i grab my drink and notice the jar of planters peanuts is open
25 ClydeFrogger: hehe...
25 knarf: figure i'll close it, but i can't find the lid
26 knarf: oh, well...i start to walk away and notice hes eating peanuts
26 knarf: i double take
26 knarf: he poured some out into the lid and eating out of the lid
26 knarf: like, lifting it up to his mouth 
26 ClydeFrogger: hehe
26 knarf: goes back and puts it back on the jar
27 eppy: Uh oh
27 knarf: we have tiny cups and bowls for that
27 ClydeFrogger: knarf : please tell me you said "REALLY?!!! COME ON, 'BILLY'!"
28 knarf: it wasn't an instant realization...walking away something didnt seem right
28 knarf: i didn't double take til i was halfway back to my desk
29 knarf: do they not have the general You Can't Double Dip A Chip rule in india?
29 ClydeFrogger: they primarily eat with their hands
30 eppy: I don't think it's an Indian thing
30 knarf: then hes just wrong on both counts
36 ClydeFrogger has left IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
21 tzcheezyP: i saw that weird dude in pan's labyrinth who looked with his hands.  that was creepy enough
21 knarf: i liked him
21 knarf: he didn't eat peanuts from the lid
22 tzcheezyP: http://orig03.deviantart.net/f373/f/2013/087/e/5/pans_labyrinth_monster_by_mrwonkystick-d5zjniq.gif
22 knarf: eppy could do better than that drawing
22 knarf: huh, eppy!
24 eppy: No diggity 
24 tzcheezyP: he's pretty creepy... until you notice there's a hole in the armpit of his costume https://www.blackgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image4full.jpg
25 knarf: how did you know there was a hole there?
25 tzcheezyP: you can totally smell it
25 knarf: why you sniffing his hole?
26 tzcheezyP: i was just... i ... i didn't... CAAAAT PAAARTAAAAAY!!
26 knarf: man, wiping after taking a dump would really suck for that guy
26 eppy: Haha
26 tzcheezyP: you know he wouldn't miss a spot
27 eppy: Playing baseball would be tricky
27 tzcheezyP: would give horrible new meaning to "getting an eyeful"
28 tzcheezyP: eppy: tru dat.  especially batting
30 tzcheezyP: and think of all that lip he'd have to take from his old lady.  cuz if he try to smackabitch, he'd give his own self a black eye.
30 eppy: Boxing would be tough
31 knarf: pretty much everything, but sitting at a dinner table and talking to someone, would suck
31 tzcheezyP: guillermo, wtf were you thinking???
32 knarf: i guess checking his blindspot would be pretty easy, but he'd have to always drive with one hand
32 eppy: I dunno. Would be good for looking around the corner 
32 tzcheezyP: who drives with both hands?
32 tzcheezyP: couldn't ride a motorcycle, or even a bicycle
32 knarf: not giving a chet and telling someone to "talk to the hand" would do no good.
33 eppy: I think we might be onto a geico commercial
33 knarf: i guess he could just tell them to talk to the face
33 eppy: At concerts he'd be good
34 knarf: ah, hell yeah
34 knarf: 10 points to Guillermo!
36 eppy: I'm the one who noticed!
36 eppy: Where's my points?
37 tzcheezyP: -10 pts to eppy for being greedy and trying to steal Guillermo's mojo
37 eppy: So unfair!
38 eppy: Those were my last points
38 tzcheezyP: guess you'll just have to kmf, son
38 knarf: check between the couch coushins
39 eppy: You sound illiterate 

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Mehhh

37 knarf: for those not on fb, do you recognize this?
37 knarf: https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11836860_10152913350146090_1899739870425385922_n.jpg?oh=4179f42d0dd0f3b2fbb317d27d5865b0&oe=5644CE56
37 monkey_boy: holy crap
38 tzcheezyP: that looks like the basement call in the cs building
38 monkey_boy: that's the hall to the lab
38 tzcheezyP: call=hall
38 monkey_boy: the one on the left was DR. Gates' (shudder) lab
39 tzcheezyP: is the CS building still standing?
39 monkey_boy: the hand dispenser is new
39 ClydeFrogger: the door on the right is the lab where i first "met" monkey and thought he was a computer snob
39 monkey_boy: it only took you 15 years to be proven right
39 ClydeFrogger: "mehhhh, im monkey_boy and i finish my labs in 2 seconds cause im awesome and know computers...mehhhh"
40 monkey_boy remembers saying mehhh a lot in college
41 ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy : i remember, too
41 ClydeFrogger: i thought it was weird at the time...still do
41 monkey_boy: and 2 seconds...that was one of the harder labs
41 tzcheezyP: he was to good for ACM. i remember that
41 tzcheezyP: ruth and i paid dues for him
42 tzcheezyP: *too
42 monkey_boy: ACM is fo' suckaz
42 monkey_boy: eppy taught me that
42 monkey_boy: mehhhhh
42 tzcheezyP: eppy was an officer
42 ClydeFrogger: eppy was just mad at ACM cause they rejected his logo suggestions
42 knarf: haha, that frosh monkey_boy impression was spot on
42 tzcheezyP: i crayoned his logo onto my acm hoodie
43 tzcheezyP: the frosh prince?
43 ClydeFrogger: i dont remember if i had CS I or CS II with tzcheezyP 
44 ClydeFrogger: he never said mehhh
44 monkey_boy: oh, he did
44 tzcheezyP: lies!
44 tzcheezyP: both of you
44 monkey_boy: you never did study group with him
44 monkey_boy: he waved his nerd flag high and proud
44 tzcheezyP remembers calling it his "flag"
45 tzcheezyP: could never talk ruth into pledging allegiance
45 ClydeFrogger is glad he never did study group with tzcheezyP 
45 ClydeFrogger: ruth was a big ol' nerd
46 tzcheezyP: she truly was
46 ClydeFrogger: i remember she was upset cause she missed 1 question on a test
46 knarf: tzcheezyP: lol
46 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy had a big ol' crush on her, but she barely noticed him
46 monkey_boy: she ditched me and tzcheezyP to study for numerical analysis
46 monkey_boy: for the final
46 tzcheezyP: i remember that
46 monkey_boy: when I asked why she said she was afraid we'd ask too many basic questions
46 tzcheezyP: was worried we weren't serious, would hold her back
46 ClydeFrogger: meanwhile, monkey_boy was walking around the halls just saying "mehhh"
47 monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger : that was 90% of how I studied
47 knarf: haha
47 tzcheezyP: we still got a's in numerical
47 monkey_boy: I got a B
47 knarf: dumbace
47 tzcheezyP: ok... we (me) got a's
47 ClydeFrogger: haha
47 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy: i'll share
47 monkey_boy: I was hoping Ruth was going to help me with the jerbomnsky matricies crap
47 monkey_boy: that crap never made sense to me
48 monkey_boy: (jacobian?)
48 tzcheezyP: yeah
48 knarf: is that how nerds whisper sweet nothings to each other?
48 monkey_boy: knarf : no. we say
48 monkey_boy: mehhhh.....
48 ClydeFrogger: hehe
48 knarf: haha
48 tzcheezyP: you cross product the matri-cee wth the matri-dee
49 knarf: monkey_boy: it doesnt matter what you post now. my mind automatically attaches "mehhhh" to the end of it
49 monkey_boy: haha
49 ClydeFrogger: haha
49 tzcheezyP: haah
49 tzcheezyP: ah=ha
49 monkey_boy: I'm surprised I was never pantsed or given a swirly
49 ClydeFrogger: cause you were around a bunch of nerds
49 tzcheezyP: we waited until you dozed
49 ClydeFrogger: that would be like hating on your own kind there
49 ClydeFrogger: like black on black crime
50 tzcheezyP: ruth also violated you during one nap
50 tzcheezyP: i promised not the tell
50 monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger : Today in breaking news we have a tragic story of nerd on nerd crime
50 knarf: "...or given a swirly [mehhh]"
50 tzcheezyP: haha
50 tzcheezyP: good stuff, fellas
50 knarf: i cant stop laughing
51 knarf: people know im not working now
51 tzcheezyP does a double-take
51 tzcheezyP: i didn't realize knarf was the one with the auto-mehh comment
51 tzcheezyP: i thought it was ClydeFrogger
52 knarf: monkey_boy: go do some nerding and write a mehhh-bot to append mehhh to all your posts
52 tzcheezyP is trying to picture swirly-pantse and realizes they look a lot like casserole pants
52 monkey_boy: do some nerding, I like that
53 tzcheezyP: knarf: what are they putting in the c0 over there?
53 tzcheezyP: you're all amped up
54 knarf: havent had any today!
54 knarf: i usually get one for the ride home
55 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy taught me that correlation is not causation, which is why i've always been suspicious of that phrase
55 monkey_boy: (mehhhh)
55 tzcheezyP: monkey_boy: is it still true?
56 tzcheezyP: i see
56 tzcheezyP remains doobie us

Friday, July 10, 2015

And When I Think About Sense 8 ...

‹knarf›
we started Sense 8 last night 

didnt finish it 

too many boobies in the first 10-15 mins 

‹ClydeFrogger›
i was about to say...it looked pretty racy from commercials 

‹knarf›
i hadnt really grabbed me in that time either 

‹ClydeFrogger›
uhhh 

‹knarf›
i hadnt seen any commercials 

‹ClydeFrogger›
....ok 

‹knarf›
haha 

it 

‹ClydeFrogger›
hahahaha 

‹knarf›
lol 

‹ClydeFrogger›
oh man that's good 

that's going in the archive 

‹knarf›

dammit 