Chatty Chat

Robot Wars...FIGHT!

2011-10-06T08:26:00.004-05:00

[09:40] *** eppy has joined #chataus
[09:41] [_bmr_] and then eppy paid the hooker and we WERE OUTTA THERE
[09:41] [eppy] cant take bmr anywhere
[09:42] [_bmr_] it's her fault dude. she made fun of my friend's gundam suit
[09:42] [_bmr_] my new clydefrogger-nominated-best-friend http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2011/10/05/fashion-fail-well-it-does-say-that-on-your-shirt-so-i-guess-i-cant-argue-with-you/
[09:43] [eppy] voltron really let himself go
[09:44] [@ClydeFrogger] ITS A GUNDAM COSTUME, NOT VOLTRON!
[09:44] [_bmr_] it's like I don't even know eppy
[09:44] [@ClydeFrogger] geez...what? do you need him to wear a shirt that says what hes dressed as?
[09:44] * _bmr_ shakes his head
[09:45] [knarf] haha...voltron
[09:46] [knarf] eppy made a funny
[09:46] * _bmr_ bets eppy is all quiet now because he's off googling "why isn't voltran a gundam"
[09:47] [_bmr_] aaaaaand the internet doesn't disappoint.
[09:47] [_bmr_] http://animeboards.com/archive/index.php/t-32333.html
[09:48] [knarf] MS06JZaku nailed it...voltron is NOT 1 robot. its unfair.
[09:49] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[09:49] * _bmr_ tries to imagine that discussion happening loudly at a trendy starbucks
[09:49] [knarf] this needs to be animated
[09:49] [_bmr_] knarf: I was thinking the same thing
[09:49] [_bmr_] it reminded me of the something awful "how is babby formed"
[09:49] [_bmr_] http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
[09:49] [knarf] when anyone else reads this, do the voices in your head have lisps?
[09:50] [@ClydeFrogger] "Yep a sword that cuts through anything is pretty crappy"
[09:50] [_bmr_] http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed
[09:50] [@ClydeFrogger] crappy? but it cuts through anything
[09:51] [knarf] doesnt matter. the Gundam's pilot has to figure out how to split voltron up or its no contest.
[09:51] [knarf] gosh
[09:51] [_bmr_] ClydeFrogger: does it cut through love?
[09:52] [@ClydeFrogger] ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:52] [_bmr_] whoa
[09:52] [_bmr_] poor love
[09:52] [_bmr_] getting cut up by voltron
[09:52] [@ClydeFrogger] hey...if love is asking for it
[09:52] [@ClydeFrogger] thats love's fault
[09:52] [knarf] better keep your love in your panz monkey
[09:52] [_bmr_] knarf: o_o
[09:53] [knarf] or not, whatev dude
[09:53] [knarf] but i'd keep it away from voltrons sword
[09:53] [@ClydeFrogger] id like to meet Lord_Satorious
[09:53] [eppy] twss
[09:53] [eppy] darn
[09:54] [knarf] i dont know why but i'd like to punch Lord...haha...in the face
[09:54] [@ClydeFrogger] do you think hes older than 20yrs
[09:54] [@ClydeFrogger] or younger?
[09:54] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: beat me to it
[09:54] [@ClydeFrogger] he is a Knight...so im guessing older than 20yrs
[09:55] [knarf] ClydeFrogger; i'd say over 20
[09:55] * _bmr_ bets it's that super mario kid from the pic yesterday all grown up and on to more adult discussions
[09:56] [knarf] eh, his world-wide gundam informational network site is down
[09:56] * knarf just noticed the post is from 2001
[09:57] [_bmr_] knarf: ground-breaking internet posts are timeless
[09:58] [knarf] _bmr_: but geocities isnt
[09:58] [@ClydeFrogger] haha...geocites
[09:58] [@ClydeFrogger] thats like using altavista for searches
[10:00] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: LS is 30yrs old
[10:00] [knarf] he was 20 at the time of the post
[10:01] [knarf] http://animeboards.com/member.php?u=1386
[10:01] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[10:01] [@ClydeFrogger] former united states marine
[10:02] * @ClydeFrogger only understands like 2 words in the dudes biography
[10:03] [_bmr_] Interests
[10:03] [_bmr_] Weaponry, Anime, Computers
[10:03] [_bmr_] I am scared.
[10:04] [_bmr_] internet archive to the rescue: http://web.archive.org/web/20090309014941/http://www.geocities.com/gundam_uc0079/
[10:04] [_bmr_] if you guys wanna email him you can at lordsatorious@hotmail.com
[10:05] [knarf] yup, its on his profile. already looked it up on facebook. nada
[10:05] [_bmr_] so anyone here gonna get an iPhoneS 4S with Siri more S and S?
[10:05] [@ClydeFrogger] eppy is
[10:06] [_bmr_] eppy is awesome
[10:06] [_bmr_] he gets all the cool toys
[10:06] [knarf] it comes with tom cruise's lil girl?
[10:06] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[10:06] [@ClydeFrogger] saw a post on g+ that said "siri" in japanese means "ass"
[10:06] [knarf] i guess she didnt read the itunes terms of agreement
[10:07] [_bmr_] speaking of…isn't there a new South Park tonight?
[10:07] [knarf] _bmr_: that web archive page is best viewed at 640x480 or higher
[10:09] [_bmr_] knarf: good thing he thought ahead to the "or higher" part.
[10:09] [_bmr_] otherwise we'd never experience the awesomeness of that page
[10:09] [knarf] The World-Wide Gundam Informational Network is copyright of Ron Ferrara (Lord Satorious)
[10:10] [_bmr_] don't mess with copyright law
[10:10] [@ClydeFrogger] or gundams
[10:10] [knarf] ron ferrara
[10:10] [_bmr_] both
[10:10] [_bmr_] I AM A GUNDAM
[10:11] [@ClydeFrogger] hehe

This Ca-RAZY Heat is Fabulous!!!

2011-06-28T22:44:00.003-05:00

[09:06] [helga_] eppy: we should have a party where we rent a margarita machine
[09:06] [helga_] http://www.texassizedritas.com/Margarita%20Rentals.html
[09:06] [@ClydeFrogger] yeah
[09:14] [eppy] normally id shot down that idea immediately because margarita's are gay... but I've tried one and theyre tastee
[09:14] [@ClydeFrogger] eppy: does that mean you're gay?
[09:14] [eppy] especially on hot summer days
[09:15] * @ClydeFrogger doesnt know why hot summer days would make eppy more gay
[09:15] [eppy] lol
[09:15] [eppy] glad no ones here to laugh at me
[09:15] [@ClydeFrogger> eppy: oh, but they will
[09:15] [helga_] lol
[09:15] * @ClydeFrogger starts to create a #chataus blog entry
[09:16] [@ClydeFrogger] im gonna have to wait until lunch to create it...need to find just the right picture and dont want to search for it on my work laptop

Dumb and Dumber Quiz

2011-05-07T22:41:00.002-05:00

Based on a challenge, myself and knarf came up with a list of 25 questions on the movie, Dumb and Dumber... one of, if not THE best movie of all time.

If you fancy yourself a fan of the movie, please test your knowledge by trying to answer the questions below... "MOCK...YEAH...ING....YEAH...BIRD...YEAH...YEAH..."

Hint: Lloyd is Jim Carrey, Harry is the other dude

1. what is the name of Harry and LLoyds pet? and what kind of pet was it?

2. whats the name of the store lloyd and harry want to open?

3. how much money did lloyd spend to get the scooter?

4. what was the most expensive thing harry and lloyd buy with the ransom money?

5. what did harry do to piss of the trucker at the diner?

6. What is the "soup di jour"?

7. Where does lloyd see the newspaper which causes him to scream "We've landed on the moon!".

8. What are the locals drinking at one of the convenience stores on their roadtrip?

9. What does lloyd compliment the cop on when they get pulled over?

10. How does the kidnapper Harry and Lloyd pick up die?

11. What did harry and lloyd think Mary's last name was?

12. How many mpg can lloyd get on his hog? (closest answer wins)

13. Why was mary dropping off a suitcase at the airport?

14. What phrase did Lloyd repeat while trying to resuscitate the kidnapper in the diner.

15. Why did harry and lloyd run from their apartment when the kidnapper showed up?

16. Who ordered the footlong?

17. What does lloyd bet harry that he can get harry to do by the end of the day?

18. Whats not working in mary's colorado condo?

19. What do harry and lloyd finally use to help sooth their mouths after eating the atomic peppers?

20. Where again does lloyd run into the trucker from the diner?

21. What is the trucker's name?

22. What do Harry and LLoyd call their van?

23. What job do Harry and Lloyd pass up on at the end of the movie?

24. Is it Harry or Lloyd that drives a 6th of the way across the country in the wrong direction?

25. What is the name of the actress who plays the girl kidnapper? and bonus: what previous show did she come out on.

Candy, Lent, Peeps

2011-04-05T13:45:00.005-05:00

[ClydeFrogger] worst Easter candy...GO!
[monkey_boy] black jelly beans
[monkey_boy] and/or chocolate that's melted into the fake plastic grass stuff
[debora] canbery (sp) egg
[monkey_boy] noooooooooooooooo
[monkey_boy] those rock x 1000
[ClydeFrogger] debora: yeah, those suck
[ClydeFrogger] so do peeps
[monkey_boy] you both are weird
[debora] i'm not a peeps fan either, but i don't think they're gross
[monkey_boy] peeps are ok if you have 1-2
[debora] agree black jelly beans are the worst of all jelly beans
[debora] my dad loves them
[debora] the peeps
[debora] monkey_boy: this weekend grant and i played a new game that you would probably love
[debora] "Last Day on Earth"
[debora] it's a board game
[debora] grant was the zombies, and i was the heros
[helga] the only awesome Easter Candy is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups that look like easter bunnies
[debora] the heros win by killing 15 zombies before the sun sets
[knarf] nice
[knarf] debora: how many peeps can play?
[ClydeFrogger] helga: mmmm, ive never seen those
[helga] debora: we played a pretty awesome game on friday night.
[debora] it's a board game
[helga] its called apples to apples.
[monkey_boy] yikes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOhgMAOrp0c#at=30
[knarf] helga: those are delish
[ClydeFrogger] helga: may have to get some for easter
[helga] ClydeFrogger: get with the "Walgreens Candy on Clearance After the Holiday" program!
[debora] knarf: min 2, not sure what the max is
[ClydeFrogger] but...that would be after easter
[debora] helga: apples to apples is fun
[ClydeFrogger] you cant eat easter candy after easter
[helga] ClydeFrogger: its on sale. its telling the man i don't follow your rules
[debora] helga: another game along those lines is "who knew"
[helga] my typing grammar is terrible. not sure i can blame chat
[helga] debora: now you "knew" :)
[monkey_boy] helga: blame obama.
[debora] ClydeFrogger: so you have to eat all the easter candy you get in one day?
[ClydeFrogger] debora: yup
[helga] debora: then you throw it up, so its like a calorie free holiday!
[debora] it takes a lot for me to throw up, it would backfire for sure
[ClydeFrogger] debora: its like eating those minnie mouse heart shaped lollipops after valentines day
[ClydeFrogger] its not legal
[debora] what about before the holiday?
[ClydeFrogger] only within 1 week
[monkey_boy] debora: (whisper)7 days!
[debora] ClydeFrogger: but what if you gave up candy for lent?
[debora] luckily i didn't, but hypothetically
[debora] do those people get a 1 week extension?
[ClydeFrogger] then you only have 1 day to eat easter candy
[debora] 40 days w/o candy...haven't they suffered enough??
[debora] i'm not looking forward to lent ending
[debora] grant gave up "getting angry" and i'm enjoying it
[knarf] haha
[knarf] i'd totally bomb that one
[debora] he's been doing really good
[debora] i'm sure people at work are wondering what is wrong with him
[helga] debora: that's awesome
* monkey_boy just realized his birthday is on 2pi.
[ClydeFrogger] YOU ARE A HUGE NERD!

Why You Shouldn't Miss a Friday

2011-03-25T15:10:00.002-05:00

* eppy has joined #chataus
* knarf gives the signal to #chataus
[knarf] SWARM! SWARM!
* knarf puts a pillow case of eppy's head
* monkey_boy watches knarf try to take out eppy
[monkey_boy] oh. was that the signal?
[eppy] warriors did it.. the warriors did it
[helga] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw
[monkey_boy] helga: wait...that's a girl?
[knarf] whats wrong with her shoulders?
[monkey_boy] why...what....why....
* monkey_boy shuts down
[helga] its a powerful message
[knarf] i dont know what the big deal is
[knarf] i dont pee-pee my bad...i dont go around bragging about it
[knarf] bad=bed
[helga] monkey_boy: its a boy http://angelokelly.de/en/
* monkey_boy is still broken
[helga] eppy: i win! monkey_boy is broken
[knarf] eek
* knarf takes the pillowcase off eppy's head and casually rolls him over behind the couch
[eppy] wow.. tell me this is foreign
[knarf] this is far grapes
[knarf] damn
[eppy] no uvas!
[knarf] on the brightside...i get to sing aint gonna pee-pee my bad instead of friday friday
[knarf] bad=bed (again)
[helga] knarf: again?
[helga] you should know better

Hard Hitting Journalism

2011-03-24T16:00:00.000-05:00

[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] if you could ask Lady Gaga one questions, what would it be? GO!
[15:29] [knarf] seriously?
[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] (thats right...questions)
[15:29] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[15:30] [tzcheezyP] why?
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy, tzcheezyP: knarf's question is gonna be tough to beat
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] hmmm, kinda the same as seriously? but not as funny
[15:30] * knarf takes a pic of the leader board for his scrapbook
[15:30] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: oh.my.god. Lady Gaga why are you so like famous and why do you wear dresses made of meat and like how did you learn to play the piano and are you really a boy?
[15:30] [tzcheezyP] yep, i realized too late he was talking to LG, not you
[15:30] [@ClydeFrogger] ouuu, monkey_boy passes knarf
[15:31] * knarf starts work on his scrapbook
[15:31] * @ClydeFrogger is still laughing at monkey_boys
[15:31] [knarf] the really a boy part really capped it off
[15:31] [@ClydeFrogger] yeah

where is monkey_boy?

2011-03-11T09:59:00.003-06:00

[clydefrogger] whew...theres another tyler perry, madea movie coming out this spring
* helga can now sleep at night.
[clydefrogger] we doing rudys today?
[knarf] im out, team lead's birfday lunch today
[helga] i'm in
[helga] ups better arrive before or after lunch, otherwise... helga not happy.
[knarf] HELGA SMASH!!
[clydefrogger] wtf?! why is it cold in my office
[clydefrogger] dumb AC
[knarf] http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/1a4ceee82a/the-13-most-awkward-spiderman-freeze-frames?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words
[helga] knarf: haha
[knarf] helga_: can i go home now?
[clydefrogger] wheres monkey
[knarf] maybe he has the early shift at rudy's
[clydefrogger] ohhh
[helga] txt him, clydefrogger
[helga] remember last week he was super excited about his new phone
[clydefrogger] he prolly got a razr
[knarf] haha

monkey_wear

2011-02-16T15:01:00.002-06:00

[14:04] [clydefrogger] monkey_boy: if i buy you a shirt, will you wear it?
[14:05] [monkey_boy] no. next question.
[14:05] [clydefrogger] come on
[14:05] [monkey_boy] nope. I know this is a aset up for a poorly dressed link
[14:05] [clydefrogger] http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2011/02/16/fashion-fail-yeah-theres-a-hunk-of-something/
[14:05] [clydefrogger] haha
[14:05] [monkey_boy] and I'm correct.
[14:05] [monkey_boy] that's not a shirt.
[14:05] [monkey_boy] and I would not wear that.
[14:05] [clydefrogger] the part most people will see is a shirt
[14:06] [monkey_boy] that's a...unitard?
[14:06] [monkey_boy] it's a somthing-a-tard that's for sure
[14:06] [clydefrogger] i think the appropriate term is "apparally challenged"
[14:07] [knarf] haha
[14:08] [clydefrogger] monkey_boy: sooo....yeah?
[14:08] * monkey_boy wonders if ClydeFrogger was even listening.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] no.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] no no no.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] NO.
[14:08] [monkey_boy] I WILL NOT WEAR THAT.
[14:08] [clydefrogger] no to the pink or no to the blue one?
[14:08] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: thats 6 negatives...that makes a positive
[14:08] * monkey_boy shakes his head
[14:09] [tzcheezyP] not by itself. you'd still need some leggings, a utility belt, and a cape
[14:09] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: let's put it this way. I'm not wearing anything you buy for me.
[14:09] * ClydeFrogger needs to find a way to NOT buy that shirt
[14:10] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you need a hobby. one that doesn't involve me in any way.
[14:11] [tzcheezyP] that's hurtful
[14:11] * tzcheezyP can't believe monkey_boy's insensitivity
[14:11] [knarf] .msg ClydeFrogger find me a pic of monkey_boy looking slightly down and to the right
[14:12] [monkey_boy] oh boy

The Mannah Hontana Like Pretty Cool Weather Alert app

2011-02-01T17:08:00.007-06:00

[helga] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XM3vWJmpfo
[helga] PUT A BIRD ON IT!
[knarf] itt-t-tt-tt is cuh-cuh-cuh-cold out sss-sss-sss-ide
* knarf starts to defrost
[helga] knarf: find your fence?
[knarf] i think i have it stablized
[knarf] 2 fence posts snapped...so its not fixed, but i think, i hope, i propped them up good enough.
[knarf] a panel was snapped in half
[noodleLeg] helga: don't the bldgs in austin have birds on them so birds won't fly into the windows?
[knarf] had patch that one up
[noodleLeg] helga: trying to watch the link, but it keeps freezing, i'll have to watch the episode on on demand
[knarf] another the cross beam was all rotted...had to replace it
[knarf] hopefully it holds for a while...at least until i can do our taxes
[noodleLeg] helga: i've only seen the first portlandia episode...how many have they had?
[noodleLeg] knarf: did the wind blow down the fence?
[knarf] yeah, over night sometime...
[knarf] or do you mean since i fixed it?
[helga] noodleLeg: 2 episodes. new ones come out on fridays
[helga] noodleLeg: "birds" are super popular in the craft world. everyone puts birds on sh!t... i think its funny
[monkey_boy] knarf: someone's fence here in my condo complex had their fence blown down too
[noodleLeg] helga: grant hates birds, it will be funny to see his reaction to that skit
[noodleLeg] knarf: no, i meant what happened to it. i knew you were fixing it, but never heard why
[knarf] oh, its very windy here
[knarf] its like mother nature ate at taco bell
[knarf] at least it doesnt smell
[noodleLeg] ew
[knarf] like you dont toot after a lil taco bell?
[helga] noodleLeg: in our neighborhood yahoo mailing list, someone wrote:
[helga] This is for the residents at 7707 Gault or anyone who knows them and can make contact.
[helga] Last night's wind carried a good portion of your metal roofing into my back yard at 1206 Taulbee. I hope it's not from your main house. I am so glad my yard was there and empty enough to catch it! Actually, my huge chinaberry tree stopped it travels. If you haven't noticed that it is gone, I am sure you will discover it sometime soon.
[helga] i guess it was windy last night... i slept all night
[noodleLeg] wow
[ClydeFrogger] it was crazy
[noodleLeg] crazy
[ClydeFrogger] made me want to look for an emergency weather app so i can get a text if a tornado was spotted
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: you should write the app...then just sit on your roof and send out updates
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[ClydeFrogger] text: like, omg, like i just saw a big cloud, and i was all like this is crazy and im like high up and its kinda scary, and thats kinda cool. :)
[ClydeFrogger] kinda=pretty
[knarf] The Mannah Hontana Like Pretty Cool Weather Alert app
[knarf] (hannah montana is trade marked
[knarf] )
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[knarf] include updates that are just you smiling at the camera
* knarf would totally by that app
[ClydeFrogger] "okay, dad. :p
[knarf] haha
[helga] haha

JBBP v3.0

2011-01-21T09:20:00.002-06:00

2003

2002

Reanimated: My hotdog has a first name...

2010-12-03T09:30:00.001-06:00

Original Post: http://chataus.blogspot.com/2010/05/my-hotdog-has-first-name.html

Sales Dude is Married - animated

2010-12-02T00:04:00.001-06:00

You can read about married sales dudes... or you can watch it live.

Reanimated: uname -dn

2010-12-01T10:10:00.000-06:00

Original post: http://chataus.blogspot.com/2009/06/uname-dn.html

Reanimated: A Little Dyslexic

2010-12-01T09:34:00.002-06:00

Original post: http://chataus.blogspot.com/2003/04/little-dyslexic.html

Yo Momma - animated

2010-11-30T09:46:00.004-06:00

You can read about Yo Momma... or you can watch it live.

Fashion Nirvana

2010-10-15T16:19:00.001-05:00

[16:15] [monkey_boy] knarf: fashion 2.0 http://i51.tinypic.com/wujrrr.png
[16:15] [monkey_boy] helga is missing out

Perfect Square Day

2010-09-08T15:57:00.000-05:00

[10:47] *** monkey_boy has changed the topic on channel #chataus to Happy perfect square day!.
[10:50] helga_: 3-3-9
[10:51] monkey_boy: next one is 4-4-16 then 5-5-25
[10:51] monkey_boy: so enjoy it!
[10:51] * knarf kicks square day in the nads
[10:51] knarf: and dont come back!
[10:52] * monkey_boy wonders why he even bothers
[10:52] knarf: cause your OCD?
[10:53] monkey_boy: good point
[10:53] * knarf kicks OCD in the nads
[10:55] monkey_boy: can you kick it exactly 10 times in the nads?
[10:55] monkey_boy: 1 time is a grumpy number
[10:55] * knarf kicks OCD in the nads 9 more times
[11:00] helga_: 1 is the lonliest number
[11:00] * knarf kicks OCD in the nads for the 11th time when monkey_boy isnt looking
[11:02] monkey_boy: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[11:02] monkey_boy: it's too many
[11:02] monkey_boy: now it needs 9 more
[11:02] * knarf empties his pockets
[11:02] knarf: sorry monkey_boy, no more kicks left
[11:02] knarf: ive got 9 piece of lint
[11:02] * monkey_boy kicks OCD 9 times in the nads
[11:02] monkey_boy: it's not the same
[11:02] monkey_boy: it's 11 knarf and 9 monkey_boy
[11:03] monkey_boy: :(
[11:04] helga_: monkey_boy needs to go on True Life: I Have OCD (part 2)
[11:04] monkey_boy: you think you know, but you don't know
[11:08] * monkey_boy wonders where clyde is
[11:09] monkey_boy: I bet he's talking to his OM about how dumb his utep chat friends are

Low Water Mark

2010-09-08T15:44:00.000-05:00

[14:48] [eppy] helga: didyou already share our story to chat about our visit to monkey's to get the ps2 going?
[14:52] [knarf] helga_: i joined NF about an hour or 2 ago
[14:52] [SweetSue] oh...is it sharing time
[14:56] [noodleLeg] time for physical therapy, bbl
[14:58] [eppy] oh.. well here it goes..thx sue
[14:59] [eppy] so we bugged monkey about fixing our ps2 that we got about 2 years ago
[14:59] [eppy] went to his house.. turns out that it was just that the hard drive in the ps2 was disconnected
[14:59] [eppy] moral of the story is im a moron
[15:01] [monkey_boy] nah
[15:01] [monkey_boy] you're not a moron
[15:01] [monkey_boy] you just didn't know they could come loose so easily
[15:02] [SweetSue] we new that when you told us about the water leak
[15:04] [eppy] the water leak was a low water mark

The $400 Water Bill

2010-09-08T15:41:00.000-05:00

[09:47] eppy: i got a 400 dollar utility bill yesterday
[09:48] monkey_boy: :O
[09:48] monkey_boy: did the mouse leave the water running or something??
[09:48] NoClydeFrogger: eppy: thats what happens when the party never stops at eppys
[09:48] eppy: apparently my water usage was 5 times what it normally is
[09:48] eppy: i dont know whats wrong
[09:50] eppy: i got a plumber coming out.. which prolly just mean more of an expense
[09:51] *** ClydeFrogger has signed off IRC (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net).
[09:51] monkey_boy: damn, that's crazy dude
[09:51] monkey_boy: maybe a neighbor is stealing water?
[09:51] NoClydeFrogger: eppy: ah, suck. you think maybe a running toilet or something?
[09:51] eppy: i called the utility company.. and they have someone coming out in the next 3-5 days
[09:51] monkey_boy: clyde has a good point
[09:51] eppy: im guessing the toilet.. i dont know what else would do it
[09:51] NoClydeFrogger: i wouldnt disregard monkey_boy's "mouse" reasoning
[09:51] monkey_boy: it's possible too
[09:51] monkey_boy: that mouse has it out for you
[09:51] monkey_boy: first it was cold water
[09:51] monkey_boy: now it's just using water
[09:51] monkey_boy: that's what you get for installing "mouse accessible" faucet handles.
[09:51] * eppy pictures a mouse in his kiddie pool
[09:51] helga_: we turned the toilet water valve off last night and you can hear water running underthe house. i'm guessing there is a leak in the house plumping
[09:51] monkey_boy: erf
[09:51] monkey_boy: oof
[09:51] NoClydeFrogger: eppy: you should go home during the day and see if you catch him having a water-fiesta with all the neighborhood vermin
[09:51] * monkey_boy imagines mice mariachis
[09:51] * monkey_boy loves the idea of mouse mariachis
[09:51] eppy: disneys ruined you
[09:51] NoClydeFrogger: or has it made him smarter
[09:51] eppy: fine line
[09:52] monkey_boy: http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10008/normal_mariachi_kat_3.jpg
[09:52] NoClydeFrogger: eppy: that does suck though if its a leak
[09:52] eppy: im just hoping they can figure something out
[09:52] chellers: hopefully so
[09:52] eppy: id hate for them to be like. welp.. who knows
[09:52] chellers: that sucks eppy
[09:53] eppy: and then charge me for something that doesnt figure it out
[09:53] eppy: i called a place named plumb quick
[09:53] eppy: the archieves of my neighborhood mailing list mentioned them
[09:54] eppy: finding a plumber is not easy
[09:54] chellers: christianson is who we use
[09:54] * eppy hisses

Later that day...

[12:45] eppy: well that was embarassing
[12:46] eppy: the mouse left the water hose on in the backyard
[12:47] NoClydeFrogger: ouuu
[12:47] chellers: eppy: uh-oh
[12:47] chellers: did you get a ticket?
[12:49] eppy: ticket?
[12:49] chellers: or a fine
[12:49] eppy: oh no
[12:49] chellers: for wasting water?
[12:49] chellers: ah k
[12:49] eppy: i had a plumber come over.. he's the one that found it
[12:50] chellers: ahhh
[12:50] chellers: well at least you know what it was
[12:51] eppy: and it was cheap
[12:51] chellers: tru dat
[12:51] chellers: how long had the hose been running?
[12:52] eppy: weeks
[12:52] monkey_boy: 37days 22hours 14mins
[12:52] monkey_boy: that's one mean mouse
[12:52] NoClydeFrogger: eppy: how does monkey_boy know how long the hose has been running?
[12:52] monkey_boy: I subscribed to the mouse's twitter page
[12:53] chellers: bbl..meeting
[12:53] * NoClydeFrogger bets the stupid mouse even has an iphone
[12:54] monkey_boy: NoClydeFrogger: that
[12:55] monkey_boy: that's what he uses to tweet with
[12:57] noodleLeg: eppy: you thought you had a plumbing problem and the problem was just that the hose was on?
[12:57] * noodleLeg wonders if eppy's grass is super green
[13:01] * SweetSue hands eppy the "Checklist Before Calling A Plumber" brochure
[13:02] monkey_boy: poor eppy. Look on the bright side, at least it wasn't a leaky pipe in the house. That's considerably more expensive to fix.
[13:03] eppy: just when i think i cant top my last stoopid thing i pull through
[13:04] eppy: si se puede
[13:04] eppy: im afraid for my next blunder
[13:04] SweetSue: welcome to my world
[13:20] *** glitta has signed off IRC ().
[13:34] knarf: lol
[13:34] knarf: you didnt check all your faucets first?
[13:35] knarf: ok, so w.wheaton IS the stand by me guy...wasnt sure
[13:35] knarf: imbd is slacking...they are the 5th hit on google
[13:36] knarf: 6th
[13:36] knarf: eppy: did the plumber charge you for turning off your faucet
[13:36] knarf: hehe
[13:41] knarf: http://www.theansweris12.net/photogallery/SMORKING%20AREA.jpg
[13:45] eppy: knarf: no.. luckily
[13:45] eppy: i assumed the backyard faucet wasnt running
[13:48] knarf: i was going to ask you when you first posted if there were any nice green patches in your yard
[13:48] knarf: but i thought, "eh, screw'em"
[13:49] eppy: nothing unusual... springs com'in round so it seems pretty typical out there
[13:54] knarf: i wasnt thinking running faucet though...i was thinking it could have been a pipe in the yard that busted
[14:06] NoClydeFrogger: eppy: do you remember when you left the hose on? im waiting for the day i forget to turn off the hose after doing something in the yard.
[14:08] eppy: it might have been the time i was cleaning off some paint brushes.. friends came over to visit.. i think i may have not turned it all the way off that time
[14:09] NoClydeFrogger: suck
[14:10] eppy: i hope it doesnt cause any structual problems
[14:18] NoClydeFrogger: wtf (what the heck), mila kunis is going out with macaulay culkin?
[14:18] monkey_boy: o o
[14:19] monkey_boy: \o/
[14:19] * NoClydeFrogger gives monkey_boy 1000 chataus pts for hs ascii art
[14:19] monkey_boy: yay
[14:20] NoClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: hot homegirls who supposedly game... http://www.pwnordie.com/blog/posts/14059
[14:20] monkey_boy: nice
[14:27] SweetSue: hey chatters - if there's somebody that is interested in starting a nonprofit, point them to this link: http://www.riseaustin.org/Session.aspx?Session=06814ac0-a28d-4dcb-b9a0-9ba20096be05
[14:27] SweetSue: that woman is awesome - saw her talk on Friday
[14:47] SweetSue: can anybody get to auschron.com?
[14:52] helga_: yes
[14:52] SweetSue: thanks
[14:52] noodleLeg: monkey_boy: cuz of your topic, i haven't had to look up the date all day
[14:54] noodleLeg: i still don't understand what eppy was observing that caused him to call a plumber?
[14:55] noodleLeg: eppy: did you have lots of standing water in the yard?
[14:55] SweetSue: water pressure lowered?
[14:55] noodleLeg: eppy: why are you worried about structural issues?
[14:55] eppy: a 400 dollar utility bill
[14:55] noodleLeg: oh
[14:55] noodleLeg: that sucks
[14:55] eppy: no.. there's not a lot of standing water
[14:55] chellers: noodleLeg: watering unevenly can cause foundation issues
[14:56] noodleLeg: wow
[14:56] chellers: noodleLeg: esp if its around the house structure
[14:56] noodleLeg: good thing we rely on rain to water our yard
[14:56] eppy: its wet obviously.. but not something you can see right away
[14:56] eppy: i rely on the rain to water my yard too

Homo-Sapien Arthropod

2010-07-26T13:15:00.002-05:00

[09:48] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: you wanna go see Human Centipede with knarf, eppy, and myself?
[09:52] * tzcheezy_poof bets that human centipedes could do some hella cool rollerblading
[09:52] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: what the heck is human centipede?
[09:52] [tzcheezy_poof] don't look
[09:52] [tzcheezy_poof] ever heard of "hoof and mouth" disease? it's worse
[09:53] [knarf] monkey_boy: dont look into it at all...go see a movie having no idea at all what your about to see. that would be cool.
[09:54] [ClydeFrogger] yeah
[09:54] [ClydeFrogger] you know whats difficult...eating almost 4 servings of white rice
[09:55] [knarf] blend it up and chug horchata
[09:55] *** helga_ has quit IRC: Quit: meeting
[09:57] [monkey_boy] from roget ebert on the human centipede:
[09:57] [monkey_boy] "I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."
[09:57] [monkey_boy] that sounds like a winner
[09:57] [ClydeFrogger] ahhh, whyd you look
[09:58] [ClydeFrogger] what the...
[09:58] [ClydeFrogger] why is there an iphone 4 on my desk
[09:58] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: I think I'll be busy when that airs
[09:58] [ClydeFrogger] airs? what are you...from the 50s?
[09:59] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: you probably upgraded to OS4
[10:00] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: if I want to watch a disgusting movie I'll just watch the leave britney alone guy for 5 mins and get my fill for months
[10:00] [monkey_boy] and that doesn't cost me a penny
[10:00] [knarf] monkey_boy: im really disappointed you looked it up
[10:01] [monkey_boy] knarf: I'm really diappointed you tried to drag me to that garbage
[10:01] [tzcheezy_poof] knarf: do you suppose that hurts our chances to make it sound interesting?
[10:01] [knarf] im really disappointed you feel that way
[10:02] [knarf] tzcheezy_poof: it doesnt need us to build it up...HUMAN...CENTIPEDE.
[10:02] [monkey_boy] I just had to read "faces sewn to anuses"
[10:02] [monkey_boy] and I knew it wasn't for me
[10:02] [tzcheezy_poof] monkey_boy: it's done artistically
[10:02] [knarf] monkey_boy: think of it as survivor training incase you end up in a mad doctor's house
[10:03] [monkey_boy] knarf: this is why I don't go to far places on vacation
[10:03] [knarf] in this case you'll be a step ahead of everyone and call shotgun!
[10:03] [monkey_boy] if calling shotgun means I have a shotgun then ok
[10:03] [monkey_boy] if it means I want to enter his house sooner, then no.
[10:04] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: you so wouldnt last in a mad doctors house
[10:04] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: that is correct
[10:04] [monkey_boy] my goal would be to not enter his house
[10:04] [ClydeFrogger] uh, its never anyone's goal to enter a mad doctors house, 'cept for the mad doctor
[10:04] [ClydeFrogger] but those things just happen
[10:04] [ClydeFrogger] and you have to be prepared
[10:04] [monkey_boy] no. no they don't
[10:05] [monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2010/07/no-sighting-of-higgs-but-fermila.html?rss=1
[10:05] [ClydeFrogger] yeah, they do. saw, hostel, human centipede...need i say more
[10:05] [knarf] monkey_boy: dont get mad at me when your end up sewn to someone's uranus and i say "told you so"
[10:06] [monkey_boy] knarf: I promise I won't get mad at you when that doesn't happen
[10:07] * tzcheezy_poof bets monkey_boy WILL get mad, even if he can't possibly blame knarf, just cuz he'll have this conversation to remember
[10:07] [monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: I'm really skeptical about the higgs boson. it's a "virtual" particle and no scientist can accurately describe?
[10:07] [tzcheezy_poof] it's a probability thing
[10:07] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: what about a mad scientist who has a goal of making a human centipede?
[10:08] [tzcheezy_poof] seriously, our capacity to detect subatomic particles using instruments made of ordinary matter have to have limits
[10:08] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: 1. it's a dumb idea. 2. he should be focusing that craziness on making zombie warriors
[10:08] [knarf] right?
[10:09] [monkey_boy] what can you do with a human centipede
[10:09] [tzcheezy_poof] rollerblade
[10:09] [monkey_boy] it's just dumb
[10:09] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: i bet everyone thought columbus had a dumb idea when he thought the world was round
[10:09] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: guess history will decide on HC
[10:09] [tzcheezy_poof] History Channel?
[10:09] [monkey_boy] yes. let's let history decide if it's a good idea
[10:10] * monkey_boy can't believe he has to defend the 'human centipede is a dumb idea' position
[10:10] [knarf] monkey_boy: with 10 people, you only have one mouth to feed...good bye world hunger
[10:11] [tzcheezy_poof] plus, twister would be super easy
[10:11] [monkey_boy] well done you two
[10:11] [monkey_boy] if you're mad though wouldn't kill 9 people be a simpler and more effective way of curbing world hunger?
[10:12] * tzcheezy_poof can't believe how sick and twisted monkey_boy's mind is
[10:12] [tzcheezy_poof] ... and it would do nothing to make twister easier
[10:13] [monkey_boy] yes it would
[10:13] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: killing peeps is just jerkface
[10:13] [monkey_boy] fewer people playing twister makes it easy
[10:14] [monkey_boy] "Hi It`s Clarence again. Will you ever contact me? I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again! If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: nonononnonooooo@no.com"
[10:14] [monkey_boy] that's a good spam
[10:14] [monkey_boy] he talks just like the clarence I know
[10:16] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: did you and clarence have a fight. why you not talking to him?
[10:16] [monkey_boy] because he won't return my shrubbery clippers
[10:17] [tzcheezy_poof] cuz he was busy in the editing room, making vidyas just for you
[10:17] [monkey_boy] wait, what? http://www.livescience.com/animals/animal-warfare-could-the-taliban-train-monkeys-to-shoot-100725.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Livesciencecom+(LiveScience.com+Science+Headline+Feed)
[10:19] [tzcheezy_poof] old news
[10:19] * tzcheezy_poof remembers stories about gorilla warfare in honduras and nicaragua decades ago
[10:19] * monkey_boy groans
[10:19] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: i bet you wish tzcheezy_poof was part of a human centipede right now, huh?
[10:20] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: no. as bad as that was, no.
[10:20] [tzcheezy_poof] i think i'd rather be one of the 9 dead ones in monkey_boy'
[10:20] [tzcheezy_poof] monkey_boy's alternative
[10:22] * monkey_boy wonders when knarf, tzcheezy_poof, and ClydeFrogger are gonna get bored of the stupid human centipede conversation
[10:24] * tzcheezy_poof wonders... if phil had been part of the HC, would they have "circled the wagons" to defend him from inappropriate biting by tebow?
[10:24] [ClydeFrogger] you think the doctor alternates boy - girl, so you know...it wont be a gay human centipede?
[10:24] [tzcheezy_poof] ClydeFrogger: of course. he's not a monster.
[10:25] [ClydeFrogger] i mean, i bet a human centipede will already have a tough enough time trying to integrate into society...but imagine how difficult it would be for a gay HC?
[10:25] [tzcheezy_poof] what if it's only... 25% gay?
[10:25] [tzcheezy_poof] ... and what if they're hot chicks?
[10:26] * monkey_boy goes into his garage to build an IRC stupid-o-meter
[10:27] [tzcheezy_poof] ... and what if they're wearing rollerblades?
[10:27] [tzcheezy_poof] ... and clarence sends us pictures of them rollerblading down by the beach?
[10:28] [ClydeFrogger] tzcheezy_poof: wed never get the pics cause he wont be talking to monkey_boy
[10:28] [tzcheezy_poof] dag
[10:29] [tzcheezy_poof] monkey_boy: forgive and forget, dude
[10:29] * monkey_boy isn't trusting his IRC stupid-o-meter. it's reading 15 on a scale of 10
[10:30] * monkey_boy goes back to redesign the sensing circuit
[10:30] [eppy] so.. we going to see HC?
[10:30] [eppy] is that tonight or weds?
[10:30] [eppy] i dont know squat about the movie
[10:30] [ClydeFrogger] my vote is for weds
[10:30] [ClydeFrogger] eppy: great
[10:30] [ClydeFrogger] knarf: wed work for you?
[10:30] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy?
[10:30] [tzcheezy_poof] knarf: you've gotta record eppy watching the movie
[10:30] [eppy] well.. i did see that monkey posted some quote about it.. but i didnt read it
[10:31] [monkey_boy] eppy: spoiler - it's dumb.
[10:31] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: oh yeah, wed is perfect. I'll be there.
[10:32] [knarf] wed is cool
[10:32] [tzcheezy_poof] eppy: don't listen to monkey_boy. he's just mad that his little gadget is defective
[10:32] [ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: you should prolly buy your ticket ahead of time cause it may sell out
[10:32] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: I'm on fandango right now
[10:32] [monkey_boy] I'm buying 3 in case I lose 2 of them
[10:32] * ClydeFrogger cant stop laughing

AND LATER THAT DAY

[12:23] [tzcheezy_poof] hiya, noodleLeg. how's olive?
[12:26] [noodleLeg] at daycare :-(
[12:27] [tzcheezy_poof] noodleLeg: i'll bet you haven't heard the cool news... monkey_boy was contacted by a local publisher about being the illustrator for a new children's book: "The Human Centipede"
[12:27] [tzcheezy_poof] he's thinking it over
[12:27] [noodleLeg] monkey_boy: really?
[12:28] [tzcheezy_poof] ah, lunchtime. bbl
[12:44] [monkey_boy] noodleLeg: ignore him. none of that happened
[13:03] [noodleLeg] thanks monkey_boy, but just so you know i would of bought a copy of your children's book for Olive
[13:03] [knarf] hehe

BZZZZZZZZZZZZ part 2

2010-06-23T15:31:00.003-05:00

chatty chat has World Cup fever!!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2010-06-23T15:23:00.002-05:00

[10:19] [helga_] someone in my hallway has an app that makes the sound you hear at the world cup soccer games
[10:20] [helga_] that super annoying sound
[10:20] [helga_] i want to punch this person in the face
[10:20] [knarf] its free
[10:20] [tzcheezy_poof] wow, it really DOES bring that world cup feeling
[10:20] * knarf sends the app link to eppy
[10:20] [helga_] knarf: do it and i'll punch you in the fce
[10:21] [helga_] face
[10:21] [tzcheezy_poof] a little work on the heavy bag and helga_ could be a real soccer fan
[10:21] [knarf] your face is i'll punch you in the face
[10:23] [knarf] helga_: get your bf on chat and if he doesnt ruin KL, i wont send him the app
[10:24] [ClydeFrogger] KL blackmail...nice
[10:25] [helga_] why don't you sametime him
[10:26] [knarf] same time him the app link?
[10:26] [tzcheezy_poof] is this his 1 on 1 week?
[10:27] [helga_] well, i already emailed him and told him if he gets the app, our relationship is over and his iphone will get punched by my fist
[10:27] [helga_] tzcheezy_poof: that's usually at 11
[10:27] [ClydeFrogger] haha.
[10:27] [ClydeFrogger] helga_: you should wait till he gets his new iphone and then punch that one
[10:27] [knarf] thatll learn him
[10:28] [helga_] haha
[10:28] [knarf] .msg ClydeFrogger we could totally get on his new phone during KL and install the app
[10:28] * tzcheezy_poof hopes knarf has the common decency to hide in the bushes and film it all
[10:28] [helga_] it'll still be under warranty, right?
[10:28] * ClydeFrogger shrugs
[10:28] [knarf] yeah, punches under covered for like 2 years
[10:28] [knarf] under=are
[10:28] [knarf] that was weird
[10:29] [helga_] covered under your face?
[10:30] *** eppy has joined #chataus
[10:31] * helga_ held up her end of the bargain... knarf better do the same
[10:31] [ClydeFrogger] knarf, eppy: what sport are we going to play on friday?
[10:31] [ClydeFrogger] my vote is either volleyball or basketball
[10:33] [knarf] if they dont lock me in my cage here...i say bball
[10:34] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: we could stick some waterballoons in the freezer the night before an then play in water ballon fight
[10:34] [ClydeFrogger] haha
[10:41] [eppy] spain is losing to the swiss.. might be the first upset
[10:41] [knarf] eppy: we kartin?
[10:43] [eppy] yeah.. but i have my 1on1 at 11
[10:43] [eppy] so it wont be til 1130
[10:43] [knarf] k
[10:43] [knarf] .msg helga_ as promised, i wont send eppy this app link http://bit.ly/aXnHz4
[10:46] [eppy] ouuu.. vuvuzela app
[10:46] [helga_] eppy: if you get it, you cant play it
[10:46] [helga_] i will give chauncey your iphone to play with in the backyard
[10:46] [knarf] haha
[10:46] * helga_ might even teach chauncey to bury iphones
[10:46] * monkey_boy does not like the vuvuzuelas
[10:46] [eppy] mebby chauncey likes vuvuzelas
[10:47] [eppy] only one way to find out
[10:47] [knarf] thatd be great if helga_ gave him the phone and he just kept playing on that app
[10:47] [knarf] CHAUNCEY!!
[10:47] [ClydeFrogger] haha

someone is never happy

2010-06-15T12:28:00.003-05:00

[monkey_boy] y'all see the new mac minis?
[monkey_boy] they look cool to me but the specs are weak.
[helga] why weak?
[helga] i saw it came with 2GB memory std... that's pretty weak
[tzcheezy_poof] that's weak for a mini?
[monkey_boy] that's weak for a computer
[monkey_boy] the cpu is dated
[monkey_boy] it's still the older core 2 duo model
[tzcheezy_poof] why do you expect a mini to be equivalent to a full-sized laptop?
[monkey_boy] I don't expect that.
[monkey_boy] I'm just saying that they INCREASED the price by $100 and offered the same hardware
[monkey_boy] you're paying for the new case and that's that.
[tzcheezy_poof] ok, that's a decent argument
[knarf] i'm a pc
[tzcheezy_poof] was win 7 your idea?
[knarf] pretty good, right?

Happy Birthday, Monkey!

2010-06-01T10:31:00.004-05:00

[ClydeFrogger] helga: you see the SATC2 movie?
[helga] ClydeFrogger: no, but i was thinking maybe some ladies would want to go on sunday
[helga] or saturday night ....
[monkey_boy] paper wasps are buildig a big nest in the back of my condo
[helga] eppy's friends are in town for The Melvins and i want to kidnap eppy's bff's girlfriend and take her to see SATC2 instead of the show
[monkey_boy] I need to get that sucker down.
[helga] monkey_boy: wasp spray!
[monkey_boy] yep.
[monkey_boy] it's high up
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: flamethrower
[monkey_boy] it's pretty big too
[helga] if its high up and you can't reach it without getting on a ladder, call the HOA and have them take care of it
[helga] no need for you to get stung on a ladder when the HOA will do it
[helga] and its a hazard for them to leave it there
[ClydeFrogger] or, throw rocks at it
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you're so smart.
[helga] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger's condo might have a wasp nest, you should go throw rocks and find out
[monkey_boy] helga: I had a scare last week
[monkey_boy] I went out my back door to the closest dumpster
[monkey_boy] on the way back
[monkey_boy] I was at the door and I felt something in my hair
[monkey_boy] so I brushed it out
[monkey_boy] and looked up
[monkey_boy] I looked into the eyes of about 5 wasps bulding a nest on the top of my door frame
[monkey_boy] it was about 4 inches from my face
[monkey_boy] they were....irritated.
[monkey_boy] so yeah, I ran inside
[monkey_boy] and got a broom, cracked the door and knocked it down.
* monkey_boy **hates** paper wasps. they stung me so many times in Canutillo. We had them around our house from march to september.
* eppy now knows what to get monkey for his bday
[helga] the gift that keeps on giving
* eppy makes note to make sure monkey_boy shakes his bday gift before he opens it
[ClydeFrogger] like a salt shaker or polaroid?
[eppy] like one of those arm exercise shake contraptions
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: more like a box full of paper wasps

...My hotdog has a first name

2010-05-17T17:29:00.003-05:00

[15:43] [eppy] monkey: did helga tell you that tebow tried to eat chauncey?
[15:44] [eppy] i wont elaborate if you already heard this
[15:44] [helga_] i didn't say anything
[15:44] [helga_] but tebow is nice to people, but doesn't know how to hold back when playing with dogs
[15:45] [tzcheezy_poof] what breed is tebow?
[15:45] [eppy] american bulldog
[15:46] [monkey_boy] eppy: jon told me chauncey didn't like playing with big ol' tebow
[15:47] [monkey_boy] interesting how you both saw the same event
[15:47] [monkey_boy] tebow thinks he's a 30 lbs playdog
[15:47] [monkey_boy] not a 110lbs beefy dog
[15:48] [tzcheezy_poof] 30 lbs is too small to play. 110+ is better.
[15:49] [@ClydeFrogger] margatiaville, anyone? http://tinyurl.com/266ht39
[15:50] [helga_] monkey_boy: tebow played aggressive. chauncey got scared... he doesn't usually get scared at all around other dogs and he showed teeth.
[15:50] [helga_] ClydeFrogger: oh, buy it for beach weekend
[15:50] [monkey_boy] I told you tebow used to bite phil and ben's dog on the weiner
[15:50] [helga_] and future boat parties
[15:50] [helga_] don't remember that
[15:50] [monkey_boy] helga_: tebow is a unique dog.
[15:50] [knarf] dag nabbit
[15:51] [@ClydeFrogger] the dog bit phil's weiner?
[15:51] [knarf] vm line is working again...but i dont remember my passcode
[15:51] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: If I bought that could I return it to sur la taaaaaaaaabulh?
[15:51] [eppy] monkey: what kinda dog was phil and bens?
[15:51] [monkey_boy] chocolate lab
[15:51] [monkey_boy] about 85-95 lbs
[15:51] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: haha...poor ben's dog and phil
[15:51] [eppy] think tebow needs to be better intergrated with other dogs
[15:52] [monkey_boy] tebow peed on my foot
[15:52] [@ClydeFrogger] and phil's wiener
[15:52] [knarf] haha
[15:52] * monkey_boy has given up on correcting chat.
[15:52] [helga_] chauncey plays with stranger danger dog "avy" who is a south african mastiff and 125 pounds three times a week. he plays well with big dogs... but i think it helps avy is female and chauncey is male
[15:53] [@ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: phil's weiner
[15:53] [monkey_boy] diet 7up + OJ is tasty
[15:53] [monkey_boy] it's refreshing and bubbly
[15:53] [helga_] monkey_boy: you can make diet 7up margaritas in the margarita machine
[15:53] [helga_] buy it!
[15:54] [knarf] just make sure the machine cant bite
[15:54] * @ClydeFrogger plays dumb
[15:54] [@ClydeFrogger] knarf: what ever shall the machine bit?
[15:54] [@ClydeFrogger] bit=bite
[15:54] [knarf] phil's weiner
[15:54] * monkey_boy already bought everyone but ClydeFrogger a cordless margarita machine
[15:54] [@ClydeFrogger] hahahaha
[15:55] [knarf] monkey_boy: dont stop talking, please
[15:56] * monkey_boy doesn't get it
[15:56] [@ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy thought he could change the subject with his diet 7 up statement
[15:56] [monkey_boy] no, it's what I'm drinking right now
[15:56] [monkey_boy] it's tasty
[15:56] [knarf] monkey_boy: you try Barq's root beer....its got BITE!

i like how she has no reaction

2010-05-14T14:54:00.005-05:00

[ClydeFrogger] this is awesome... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I&feature=player_embedded
[knarf] LOL
[knarf] theres a keyboard cat version
[ClydeFrogger] link?
[knarf] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCrtZ_mS0YM&feature=related
[ClydeFrogger] i see it
[ClydeFrogger] i like how she has no reaction
[knarf] just another DJ gig
[helga] i love keyboard cat!
[ClydeFrogger] phil collins song will never be the same
* helga_ can't wait till the weekend so she doesn't have to hear the word "interlock" for two whole days
* eppy takes note of new way to bug helga
* knarf is pretty sure eppy is talking about the word "interlock" and not phil collins
* helga_ hopes so
[helga] wait
* helga_ doesn't want to be bugged by eppy

apartemental de casa

2010-05-14T13:37:00.000-05:00

* ClydeFrogger raises hand
[ClydeFrogger] and for todays racist piece of news... http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/alleged_remarksget_teacher_takenout_of_classroom_93530409.html?showFullArticle=y
* tzcheezy_poof has joined #chataus
* tzcheezy_poof changes topic to 'will smart-ace topics be the end of topics as we know it? '
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/14/nz_spider/
[tzcheezy_poof] monkey_boy: nice how they have bootnotes instead of footnotes
[knarf] so whats the new law exactly? police or immigration can just ask anyone brown to have to show their "papers?" papers being what? DL? SS?
[knarf] haha...the related story headline is funny: Taiwanese rat snake bites Taiwanese trouser snake (12 May 2009)
[knarf] A Taiwanese man is recovering in hospital after a snake sank its fangs into his todger as he sat down on the toilet at his rural home, Reuters reports.
[knarf] so todger is a wee-wee?
[tzcheezy_poof] roger roger
[knarf] never heard that word before
[knarf] The unnamed 51-year-old Nantou County victim suffered "minor injuries" to his wedding tackle during the attack.
[knarf] wedding tackle?
[tzcheezy_poof] that, i've heard
[tzcheezy_poof] austin powers used it, i think
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: i think the az law...cops cant just stop random people and ask them for proof of citizenship (or at least i dont think they can)
[ClydeFrogger] they had to have stopped for other 'activity"
[knarf] ah
[knarf] and then ask for to see what?
[helga] proof of immigration status
[ClydeFrogger] proof...thats where lots of peeps are confused
[helga] either a green card or proof of american citizenship... but no one knows
[knarf] uh, what if youre not an immigrant?
[ClydeFrogger] how do you prove your a citizen
[ClydeFrogger] DL isnt proof
[ClydeFrogger] maybe ssn?
[helga] passport is proof
[monkey_boy] knarf: only if you're british
[ClydeFrogger] it is
[tzcheezy_poof] most americans don't have passports
[monkey_boy] whoa, sorry about that...didn't realize I was scrolled back a ways
[ClydeFrogger] but not everyone is required by law to have a passport
* knarf hopes he doesnt get into any fistacuffs when he goes to the Raider game in AZ
[helga] knarf: better bring your passport or pass-card (the card version of the passport for travel to canada and mexico)
[chellers] AZ law was amended to say that they could only check if they were stopped for other reasons
[knarf] monkey_boy: sad news...corey haim is dead
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[tzcheezy_poof] long as you know that houston is the capital of tx, they won't go all red dawn on ya
[helga] chellers: but that's bs. a cop can pull over anyone for "suspicious" activity
[chellers] originally the law said they could stop if they thought you were illigeal
[knarf] i dont have a passport
[chellers] helga_: oh i agree
[knarf] i may be getting one though, but if i do, i wont be taking it to AZ
[chellers] i 'm just saying the original law allowed cops to pull you over because they thought you were illegal
[helga] that makes no sense, knarf
[helga] chellers: right :)
[ClydeFrogger] to make it "fair" (at least fair in terms of following the law) they should ask everyone for citizenship
[knarf] not sure how to clear it up
[ClydeFrogger] no matter what
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: it wouldnt be done even if that was the law
[tzcheezy_poof] helga_: i wouldn't take a passport just to cross state lines, no reason knarf should
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: true, but its an attempt
[helga] ClydeFrogger: and that's why my uncle said 5 years ago, he was afraid az was turning into east germany
[ClydeFrogger] or an idea
[knarf] itd be there in writing, but still only happen to those who look illegal
[monkey_boy] I heard on NPR they can't stop anyone
[helga] ClydeFrogger: five years ago with the beef-up of homeland security the number of border patrol agents in az like quadrupled
[monkey_boy] the way it works is if they already have someone stopped for anything
[helga] ClydeFrogger : is your bro a border patrol agent?
[monkey_boy] and they think the person might not be legal, they are now required by law to question them for proof of citizenship
[ClydeFrogger] yup
* tzcheezy_poof starts building a high voltage fence around the border of his apartment
[knarf] tzcheezy_poof: in addition to the one the neighbors put up?
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: hes stationed/works south of tuscon
[helga] is he in fort. whatever?
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf: i don't care what they do, i have no trade agreements with them
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: i dont think so...but not entirely sure
[helga] or in nogales?
[ClydeFrogger] i wanna say nogales
[knarf] i wanna say nalgas
[knarf] NALGAS!!
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[helga] nogales is the border town. there is a nogales, az and nogales, Sonora (i think that's the mex. state)
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: i made a joke to him that hes gonna get kicked out of the US by his own peeps
[ClydeFrogger] but in a funny/joking way
[helga] how did he take it
[ClydeFrogger] good
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: lets paint monkey_boy brown and send him to az
[ClydeFrogger] you know...as a test
* tzcheezy_poof wonders if MN is going to start profiling folks that look too frenchy
[helga] how does this law affect the border patrol work? just curious ... they are us agents, not az officers
[ClydeFrogger] i dont think aything changes for them
[monkey_boy] how am I getting roped into this crap?
[helga] tzcheezy_poof: we're more worried about letting those canadians and wisconsins into our state
[knarf] monkey_boy: thats exactly what an illegal would say
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: get a rope
[helga] luckily iowa won't migrate north and north/south dakota doesn't have the population to cause any havoc
[helga] minnesota is safe
* tzcheezy_poof begins to wonder if bullwinkle was an illegal
[ClydeFrogger] tzcheezy_poof: maybe that will be how we get rid of celine dion
[monkey_boy] I'm kind of torn by the law
* tzcheezy_poof offers monkey_boy some tape
* ClydeFrogger hopes its brown tape
[monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: is it a casette single of celine dion?
[tzcheezy_poof] oui
* monkey_boy hopes ClydeFrogger chokes on a fishbone
[tzcheezy_poof] \msg ClydeFrogger cassette tape is brown
[ClydeFrogger] thats not nice
[ClydeFrogger] .msg tzcheezy_poof bobby brown...nice
[tzcheezy_poof] ClydeFrogger: by "chokes on a fishbone", monkey_boy means wins the lotteryand buys sonic HH drinks for all
[monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: no. I meant tries to eat some fish and a bone in the fish gets stuck in his throat and his eyes get watery and he coughs for 2-3 mins
[monkey_boy] it doesn't kill him
[monkey_boy] it's just uncomfortable for a while
[knarf] so angry
[tzcheezy_poof] that's less than cordial
[knarf] its these damn angry immigrants that need to go
[knarf] .msg ClydeFrogger we could swap out monkey_boy's oil of olay with some bronzer...that should do the trick
[monkey_boy] you're just jealous we do a better job than you do for 1/3 the price
[monkey_boy] oh crap, did I say we?
[tzcheezy_poof] yep, them brown polack peanut-butter-molestin' foreignors is ruinin' this great land
[monkey_boy] I meant they.
* monkey_boy is really an albino mexican
[knarf] LOL
[knarf] monkey_boy isnt really funny, i just like to here the LOL sound on trillian
[helga] make your own paper robot: http://botropolis.com/2010/05/50-awesome-papercraft-robots/
[monkey_boy] haha
[knarf] forget paper R.O.B. - i still got the real one
[tzcheezy_poof] helga_: cool!! that's my second favorite site in the whole interweb: "This Operation Failed! The requested site is blocked by JID. "
[helga] tzcheezy_poof: bullwinkle is from my hometown! he's from the border... he just made it.
[tzcheezy_poof] helga_: did you see his papers?
* tzcheezy_poof wonders if mooses can be trained to go on papers
[tzcheezy_poof] dag. hate it when work interrupts my fridays... brb
[ClydeFrogger] who stole from who
[ClydeFrogger] c.s. lewis from tolkien
[ClydeFrogger] or the other way around
* helga_ goes to wikipedia to find out
[knarf] werent they buddies?
[helga] lewis from tolkien
[helga] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien#Religion
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: so no kart then?
[eppy] why not?
[knarf] moms in town
[knarf] he said he was gonna try and lock her in the room
[helga] she wanted to play with you guys and he said "girls can't play" and he got grounded
[tzcheezy_poof] can she ground him before lori ungrounds him? is that legal?
[knarf] yes
[eppy] i thought if we left early we could kart.. two champ karts cancelled in a row
[eppy] que lastima
[knarf] hed just carry out consecutive terms
[knarf] who keeps cancelling??
[knarf] well too late now, just got sucked into a meeting. not sure how long it'll last but i can go after
[eppy] dang it
* tzcheezy_poof just had a scary thought... what if the folks knarf met with earlier this week weren't really east-germans? what if they were arizonans? tzcheezy_poof hopes knarf isn't being waterboarded
[eppy] dang.. just realized that not only that we not get to kart.. but ill instead be working
[tzcheezy_poof] :O
[tzcheezy_poof] say it ain't so, eppy!
[eppy] total bullcrap
[knarf] i can kart at 12
[eppy] boo
[tzcheezy_poof] nazi friggin germany, i tell ya
[knarf] fine, if you dont want to kart, then no kart
[eppy] first arizona... now kart
[eppy] ill still wanna kart at 12.. but i doubt clyde can then
[ClydeFrogger] yeah, i cant kart
[ClydeFrogger] weve got gone with the wind playing
* knarf ships ClydeFrogger and monkey_boy to AZ
* tzcheezy_poof wonders if ClydeFrogger will charge monkey_boy $5k in coyote fees to keep him from being deported to Poland
* tzcheezy_poof bets monkey_boy has no documentation that can prove he's here legally from Poland
* monkey_boy ignores this entire conversation
* tzcheezy_poof speaks slowly and loudly in fake polish to monkey_boy
[tzcheezy_poof] IT'SKI OHSKI KAYSKI! YOUSKI ARESKI SAFESKI!!
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: call up your cousin, mariuz and tell'em tzcheezy_poof is making fun of polish peeps
[knarf] i thought he died in a light bulb changing accident
* monkey_boy continues to ignore this fun conversation
[knarf] it was pretty tragic...he tried to do it with only one other person
[knarf] monkey_boy: promise me you'll call me and ClydeFrogger over when a light bulb goes out
[monkey_boy] knarf: I have a couple of bulbs at my condo in Arizona that need changing. can you two go there and replace them? Just let me know when you're there so I can call the condo security to let you in and know you're not there unauthorized.
[knarf] roger roger
[knarf] .msg ClydeFrogger party at monkey_boy's AZ condo!!
* monkey_boy realizes knarf just fooled him again. How could he ever get back at those two? In Arizona? At a condo that's not theirs?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy is mean
* monkey_boy isn't the one that started the talk of deportation
[knarf] .msg ClydeFrogger here we go with the blamestorming
[ClydeFrogger] blamestorming...nice

Scarier Meter: Ghosts vs. Devil

2010-04-29T16:45:00.004-05:00

[ClydeFrog] whos gonna watch NoES tomorrow?
[tzcheezy_poof] if not tomorrow, then saturday (taking nieces/nephews)
[ClydeFrog] nice
[helga] ClydeFrogger: is someone cute (like johnny depp) in NoES?
[ClydeFrog] Kelly from the Bad News Bears is in it
* tzcheezy_poof doesn't understand why helga_ can't appreciate freddy's inner beauty
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: when you gonna go watch NoES?
[ClydeFrog] dont know
[ClydeFrog] you said holly doesnt want to see it, right?
[ClydeFrog] lori already gave a "no" on it
[ClydeFrog] that almost broke up out marriage
[knarf] yup, no go for holly
[knarf] shes already freaking out cause she thinks theres a lil girl ghost in the house
[ClydeFrog] oh yeah
[ClydeFrog] what happened with that
[knarf] yesterday the boys scared her...
[knarf] she went in to their room after nap to get them out
[knarf] they both moved to look behind her (the way we do when we play peekaboo) and smiled at the open closet door
[ClydeFrog] freaky
[knarf] she was freaked
[knarf] she hadnt gone back in the room until bath time last night while i was there
[tzcheezy_poof] you suggest adopting the little girl
[ClydeFrog] knarf: sounds like you need ClydeFroggers Surveilance to set up some vid cameras
[tzcheezy_poof] you=you should
[knarf] i stayed with the boys in the bathroom...and she went to face her fears and close the closet door
[knarf] i rolled a ball in the room when she did...that didnt help
[tzcheezy_poof] acehole.
[ClydeFrog] nice
* tzcheezy_poof applauds
[ClydeFrog] knarf: so why do you guys think its a little girl
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf: should tell her you just wanted to see if jeze would chase the ball...even with a ghost in there
[ClydeFrog] does the ghost suck at driving or video games?
[knarf] dont know why she thinks its a girl...something with the toy that "she" was playing downstairs that other time i mentioned it
[knarf] haha
[knarf] holly just msg me "jordan had a walkie talkie and someone started talking freeked me out"
[ClydeFrog] uhoh
[knarf] a mans voice
[knarf] she doesnt know why she thought a girl, she just felt we needed a lil girl
[knarf] i asked her what the voice said...
[knarf] "Holly: i dont know I heard it a few times and thought the fan was making a wierd noise. then went to take the walkie talkie away from jordan an a man spoke again...i turned it off right away. Holly: scare me"
[knarf] happened in the boys room
* knarf needs a better camera
[tzcheezy_poof] adopt. tell her you're bringing a ghost home from work who knows a good dead attorney who'll work cheap. will work for chicken feed... er... chicken blood
[knarf] one with an ectoplasam filter
[ClydeFrog] here ya go... http://www.ghosthuntingtools.net/
[ClydeFrog] its a real site
[ClydeFrog] uh, how is this a ghost hunting tool... http://ghosthuntingtools.net/product_info.php?products_id=241&osCsid=179b9794749b555bf17e499416f45e8e
[knarf] hopefully the ghost doesnt see holly's webrowsing...this'll piss it off fer sure
[ClydeFrog] knarf: get these... http://ghosthuntingtools.net/product_info.php?products_id=246&osCsid=179b9794749b555bf17e499416f45e8e
[knarf] i just hope its a Raiders fan
[knarf] if not, im crackin skulls
[knarf] oh heck yeah, i need those goggles
[knarf] wheres monkey? i need someone to buy'em
[ClydeFrog] hes even in vegas. just tell him to play the slots
[ClydeFrog] theres an app for that... http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/voco-spiritus/id339913847?mt=8
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf: ad says they're water resistant and have a flip flop mechanism... perfect for the beach! (a haunted beach at night)
* tzcheezy_poof hopes knarf brings scooby snacks
[ClydeFrog] this is good. from some dude who posted in a forum thread... "i really don't trust the ghos hunting applications on the iphone... all the ones i have found are for entertainment purposes."
[tzcheezy_poof] unbeleevers like him are pisseng of the spirits
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: lol
* knarf_ has joined #chataus
* knarf Quit
* knarf_ Quit
[tzcheezy_poof] this guy wouldn't have gotten off in the US... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/8652243.stm
[tzcheezy_poof] scenes like that make it scary to consider becoming a teacher....
[tzcheezy_poof] It emerged during the four-day trial that pupils at the school were trying to wind up Harvey so his reaction could be caught on a camcorder being used secretly by a girl in the class. The footage was then to be passed around the school as a way of "humiliating" the teacher.
[ClydeFrog] this one is better.. "The court heard that he shouted "die, die, die" as he bludgeoned the boy with the weight after the pupil swore at him. "
[tzcheezy_poof] he only hit him twice, so i'm sure he didn't mean it the 3rd time
* noodleLeg wished she had read the chat she missed
* noodleLeg is going to have nightmares
[noodleLeg] Olive has freaked me out like the boys did Holly
[tzcheezy_poof] noodleLeg: i'm sure the ghost that olive plays with isn't as creepy as knarf's
[noodleLeg] she stares off into space and i get freaked out, thinking is your grandpa John looking at you, if so i don't want to know
[noodleLeg] keep saying it outloud so all ghosts know i don't care to see them
[tzcheezy_poof] so... you're NOT going to borrow knarf's goggles when he's done?
[noodleLeg] absolutely not
* tzcheezy_poof doesn't think noodleLeg will win America's Funniest Ghost Videos with an attitude like that
[noodleLeg] when i was growing up my mom always told me ghost stories of how my grandma (who passed away before i was born) would come to see me when i was a baby
* noodleLeg has been terrified of ghosts ever since
[noodleLeg] why would my mom tell me stuff like that when i was little??
[ClydeFrog] noodleLeg: thats nothing. my mom has your mom beat
* noodleLeg if its about ghosts i don't think i want to hear the story
[ClydeFrog] it isnt
[ClydeFrog] not about ghosts
[noodleLeg] ok then go ahead
[ClydeFrog] wanna hear?
[ClydeFrog] my mom used to tell me if i didnt eat my lunch and wasted it, the devil would come visit me
[noodleLeg] wonder if your mom and my mom hung out
[noodleLeg] my mom used to tell me that if you swept the floor at night it woke up all the spirits in the house
[ClydeFrog] at least it sounds like your mom was trying to say something sweet
[ClydeFrog] my mom just straight up used that as a threat
[noodleLeg] true your mom was meaner
[ClydeFrog] and thats why i was a fat kid
[noodleLeg] but my mom was probably better at scaring me
[ClydeFrog] alright, im outs
[noodleLeg] don't know why ghosts are way scarier than ghosts
[noodleLeg] oops
[noodleLeg] scarier than the devil
* ClydeFrogger Quit
[tzcheezy_poof] golly, i think i'd rather be visited by ghosts than by the devil
* tzcheezy_poof looks around, wonders who closed his office door and turned out the lights
[tzcheezy_poof] oh, yeah, that was me. plenty of light from the window and i didn't want to disturb anyone while i was on the phone
* tzcheezy_poof checks under his desk anyway, just in case
[tzcheezy_poof] noodleLeg: does it snow much in portland?
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: lots of snow in the mountains around here, but not much in the city
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: usually a couple to a few days a year
[tzcheezy_poof] rains plenty, though, right?
[eppy] do the ghosts like the snow?
[noodleLeg] tzcheezy_poof: although a couple of years ago portland had snow for almost 2 weeks straight, it was very odd weather for up here, luckily we were visiting relatives in texas for most of it
[noodleLeg] eppy: i bet your sad you missed all the ghost talk huh?
* noodleLeg runs off to a diff irc channel
[eppy] it was gold.. im sure it'll make the archive

Kids...

2010-04-23T11:30:00.002-05:00

[knarf] monkey_boy: wanna go see nightmare on elm street?
[monkey_boy] dangit
[monkey_boy] where's clyde
[monkey_boy] knarf: I don't like elm street movies
[knarf] well, can you take me and clyde? we promise to be good on our own and meet you out front as soon as its over.
[knarf] maybe you can take us to McD's after?
* tzcheezy_poof wants knarf's happy meal toy if he already got one like it
[monkey_boy] knarf: I still haven't seen that progress report from Mrs. Tillman
[monkey_boy] she told me she gave it to you but you said you lost it.
[monkey_boy] once I see the report we'll talk.
[tzcheezy_poof] .msg knarf dude, i can totally forge her sig... kinda
[knarf] monkey_boy: i gave it to you already...i made up for the all late homework i turned by staying late and doing her "extra credit"
* tzcheezy_poof misses clyde telling him that his face is forged
[knarf] monkey_boy: mustve misplaced it
[tzcheezy_poof> [monkey_boy] knarf: well buster, if you misplaced that then I misplaced the time to take you to the movies.
[monkey_boy] school before play young man
[monkey_boy] and money doesn't grow on trees
[monkey_boy] oh and listen to your mother.
[tzcheezy_poof] and freddy kruger is a tool of the devil
* monkey_boy sighs and wonders when tzcheezy_poof's mom is going to pick him up. He's been here for 3 hours longer than his mom promised.
* tzcheezy_poof starts looking through knarf's toybox to see which one should "accidentally" end up in tzcheezy_poof's backpack
* monkey_boy looks for his bottle of pills
[knarf] but daa-AAA-aahhh-ad
* knarf hopes everyone else heard that cartman style
[monkey_boy] no buts knarf. good grades mean you can get a job and I don't have to support your butt anymore.
[monkey_boy] so hop to it.
* knarf kicks tzcheezy_poof's voltron and runs to his room
[knarf] monkey_boy: I HATE YOU! youre always ruining my life!
* knarf slams his door
* tzcheezy_poof snickers cuz that was actually knarf's voltron
* tzcheezy_poof knocks on knarf's door
[tzcheezy_poof] dude, i think i left ... uh... one of MY toys in your toybox
[tzcheezy_poof] i don't know which one yet
* knarf cracks the door open and hands him clyde's rubix cube
* monkey_boy wonders if general hospital is on yet
[tzcheezy_poof] hmmm, that *might* be it, but the stickers are all wrong
* tzcheezy_poof starts rearranging the stickers
* monkey_boy wonders if his stash of gin is still there
* knarf never liked the Pic-N-Save version of the real Rubik's Cube...only had 2 colors
* tzcheezy_poof decides that the orange stickers don't taste as good as they look, spits 3 of them out
[tzcheezy_poof] monkey_boy: tell comedy cental that allah is cool with them releasing episode 201
* monkey_boy enjoys his "water" and general hospital storytime and ignores the racket the kids are making
* tzcheezy_poof tugs on monkey_boy's sleeve
[tzcheezy_poof] knarf's dad!
[tzcheezy_poof] mr knarf
[tzcheezy_poof] mr
[tzcheezy_poof] hey, mr
* monkey_boy wonders if tzcheezy_poof's mom would notice if tzcheezy_poof "fell down"
* knarf grabs a box of matches and sneaks out the back door
[tzcheezy_poof] so, my mom called. she said she needs to win back the rent and probably can't leave the game for another couple hours. is it ok if I stay a little longer?
[monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: no.
[tzcheezy_poof] she said tell him "the next one's free". she said you'd know what that means.
* monkey_boy needs to teach knarf and clyde how to unfriend people
[monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: no x 100
* tzcheezy_poof looks at the smoke rising from mr knarf's shed in the backyard...
[tzcheezy_poof] ok, bye then. i'll catch a bus
* knarf runs back in the house out of breath
[knarf] i didnt do it!
* knarf runs back to his room
* monkey_boy wonders if the army is still looking for reqcruits to iraq

yo mama

2010-04-23T09:22:00.004-05:00

[15:04] ClydeFrogger: im gonna finish up from home
[15:06] eppy: dontcha feel guilty doing that?
[15:06] ClydeFrogger: dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
[15:07] ClydeFrogger: eppy: nah...not when i work a couple more hours when i get home...and work weekends...and work yo momma

[14:17] eppy: visited a buddy last night who has a 13 year.. she was using an animation website named.. aniboom
[14:17] eppy: went home and tried it out.. pretty neat
[14:17] eppy: easy to use
[14:17] ClydeFrogger: uhoh
[14:17] eppy: old news?
[14:17] * ClydeFrogger holds back the "yo momma" joke
[14:18] eppy: i couldnt hold back yo momma if i tried
[14:18] * eppy runs
[14:18] knarf: haha
[14:19] ClydeFrogger: touche, eppy...touche

[11:04] ClydeFrogger: eppy: so what time for taco bell?
[11:09] eppy: hammer time
[11:10] ClydeFrogger: is that like in 20 mins?
[11:11] eppy: i thought taco bell closed
[11:11] ClydeFrogger: just the one by my house
[11:11] ClydeFrogger: not the one on parmer
[11:12] eppy: how has taco bell not gotten banned over the years?
[11:13] ClydeFrogger: they have a new "fresca" menu
[11:13] eppy: lol
[11:14] eppy: you know this is why wii fit calls you a fatty
[11:20] *** noodleLeg has joined #chataus.
[11:21] ClydeFrogger: eppy: fine, if you wanna be like that
[11:21] eppy: chill out, man
[11:22] eppy: take a breather
[11:26] eppy: bring me back a bean burrito
[11:27] ClydeFrogger: how 'bout i just wrap yo momma in a blanket and give you that
[11:31] eppy: ill staying with the bean burrito

[14:02] eppy: why dont you put a ring on it then
[14:02] * eppy runs
[14:02] SweetSue: i'll put yo momma on it

[14:10] [eppy] i got a "yo momma" app yesterday.. it only had two that I liked
[14:10] [tzcheezy_poof] yo mama had 2 that I liked
[14:10] [knarf] nice
[14:10] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[14:10] [eppy] one was.. tz's momma is so fat, that when she fell in love.. she broke it
[14:11] [@ClydeFrogger] eppy just got served
[14:11] [eppy] i did :(
[14:11] [eppy] the other was.. tz's momma is so ugly, i took her to a haunted house and she came away with a paycheck
[14:12] [@ClydeFrogger]
[14:12] [tzcheezy_poof] that one's not too bad
[14:12] [knarf] were those the 2 you liked?
[14:12] [@ClydeFrogger] haha

Friday Story Time!

2010-04-09T09:42:00.003-05:00

(9:31:13 AM) knarf: i got a cool story

(9:31:30 AM) knarf: its from a lady who works with my sis in oklahoma

(9:31:40 AM) knarf: my sis told me about it last weekend

(9:32:22 AM) knarf: so the lady has a kid who is mentally challenged, i forgot what is wrong with him...hes old, but still like a kid, but he lives on his own

(9:32:42 AM) knarf: he called his mom and said he caught a troll

(9:32:51 AM) knarf: she was like, oh nice...ok

(9:33:14 AM) knarf: he called a couple times excited about the troll and she said she'd see him tomorrow and bring over groceries

(9:33:23 AM) knarf: so the next day she goes to this apt

(9:33:32 AM) knarf: she knocks and nothing

(9:33:42 AM) knarf: so she lets herself in and the place is quiet

(9:33:54 AM) knarf: finally goes to his bedroom and knocks

(9:34:07 AM) knarf: opens the door and it wont budge

(9:34:18 AM) knarf: has to force it open, he stacked furniture against the door

(9:34:39 AM) knarf: she finally gets it cracked open and something comes running out the door and out the front door

(9:34:49 AM) knarf: it was a midget

(9:34:52 AM) monkey_boy: no

(9:34:55 AM) knarf: yes

(9:34:55 AM) monkey_boy: no no no

(9:34:58 AM) monkey_boy: you're making this up

(9:35:01 AM) knarf: tiny little dude

(9:35:07 AM) monkey_boy: that's kidnapping

(9:35:12 AM) knarf: so she freaks out and chases after him

(9:35:14 AM) knarf: yup

(9:35:37 AM) knarf: she explained her kid was handicapped

(9:35:49 AM) knarf: turns out the kid was walking home and the midget was at a bus stop

(9:36:11 AM) knarf: when the kid saw the midget he got excited and just picked him up and took him home

(9:36:28 AM) knarf: they spent the whole day in the bedroom just starring at each other

(9:36:41 AM) knarf: the kid didnt want to fall asleep and let his troll escape

(9:37:00 AM) knarf: the poor guy didnt want to fall asleep cause who knows what this dudes going to do to him

(9:37:15 AM) monkey_boy: I think that's the best chataus stoy EVER

(9:37:16 AM) knarf: they just stared at each other til the mom came home

(9:37:22 AM) monkey_boy: I don't even care if it's fake or not

(9:37:27 AM) knarf: haha

(9:37:33 AM) knarf: i swears its real

imgur: Productivity Assassin

2010-04-02T09:07:00.003-05:00

[07:02] *** ClydeFrogger has joined #chataus
[07:02] *** zelazny.freenode.net sets mode +ns
[07:33] *** chellers has joined #chataus
[07:33] [chellers] morning
[08:01] *** ClydeFrogger changed the channel topic
[08:09] *** knarf has joined #chataus
[08:14] [knarf] what is that bunny doing to the dog?
[08:17] [@ClydeFrogger] http://imgur.com/gallery/IELyB
[08:17] * @ClydeFrogger plans to ruin knarfs productivity for today
[08:18] [@ClydeFrogger] http://imgur.com/gallery/mWF9s
[08:21] [@ClydeFrogger] http://imgur.com/gallery/LhROr
[08:21] *** eppy has joined #chataus
[08:28] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: you can not ruin that which does not exist
[08:28] [knarf] LKF is awesome
[08:29] [knarf] haha...dont know why but the seal one reminded me of oscar at first
[08:29] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[08:29] [@ClydeFrogger] i spent the last 20 mins on imgur
[08:32] [knarf] you see the demon sand castle?
[08:32] [@ClydeFrogger] yeah
[08:34] [knarf] see...i told you: http://imgur.com/gallery/zS2PX
[08:35] [@ClydeFrogger] sorry i didnt believe you, but i needed to see the proof on paper, not just you explaining it
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[08:51] [@ClydeFrogger] i dont wanna work, i just wanna bang on my drum all day
[08:55] [knarf] the perks of being geeky is funny
[08:55] [knarf] too bad i dont know people like that
[08:55] [helga_] maybe i'm late to the table on this, but i hate doing phone business with india
[08:55] *** monkey_boy has joined #chataus
[08:56] [knarf] i wanna see an SNL paradoy of phone sex lines being offshored to india
[08:56] [@ClydeFrogger] knarf: write it up and send it in
[08:57] [knarf] im a lover not a writer
[08:57] [helga_] I like when i told him my new street name was "justin lane" he said, "cheston?"
[08:57] [helga_] and then spelled out "cheston"
[08:57] [helga_] uh, no.
[08:58] [@ClydeFrogger] why you giving him your street name?
[08:59] * @ClydeFrogger wonders if helga_ every watched any after school specials growing up
[08:59] [@ClydeFrogger] every=ever
[08:59] [knarf] ClydeFrogger: she gets in strangers cars and goes to their house with them, remember?
[08:59] [@ClydeFrogger] knarf: thats why
[09:00] [monkey_boy] that sounds perfectly normal and safe
[09:01] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: where's your head at
[09:01] [monkey_boy] where's your head at
[09:01] [monkey_boy] where's your head at at at at at at
[09:01] [@ClydeFrogger] haha
[09:02] [@ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: is that some rihanna?
[09:02] [knarf] monkey_boy: maybe hitman monkey got him?
[09:02] [monkey_boy] you've heard the song
[09:02] [knarf] http://i.imgur.com/VEa0Y.jpg
[09:02] [knarf] fatboy slim?
[09:02] [monkey_boy] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4hFwJm41h4
[09:02] [monkey_boy] knarf: close. basement jaxx
[09:02] [monkey_boy] the video has monkeys
[09:02] [@ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: ah
[09:03] [knarf] know the song, never heard of baskemt jaxx
[09:03] [@ClydeFrogger] knarf: ahaha...have you been on imgur all morning?
[09:03] [monkey_boy] they have dj monkeys
[09:03] [knarf] umm...no
[09:03] [knarf] maybe
[09:03] [knarf] what time is it?
[09:03] [monkey_boy] 9:05
[09:04] [knarf] not ALL morning

Sales Dude Is Married :(

2010-03-05T08:55:00.004-06:00

[08:43] *** monkey_boy has joined #chataus
[08:44] [knarf] monkey!!
[08:44] [ClydeFrogger] .msg knarf careful. it could be a monkey imposter
[08:45] [monkey_boy] yo knarf
[08:45] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: contrary to what you thought, the entire state of NJ is not co
mprised of guidos and suntan oil
[08:45] [ClydeFrogger] that sucks
[08:46] [knarf] where in joyzee were ya?
[08:46] [monkey_boy] I flew into newark
[08:46] [monkey_boy] we stayed in Parssippany
[08:46] [monkey_boy] and the company was in...randolph/rudolph?
[08:46] [knarf] i spent a night in newark once
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] uh-uh...who is "we"?!
[08:47] [knarf] longest month of my life
[08:47] [monkey_boy] it's like most places back east, it's all the same
[08:47] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: me and a sales dude
[08:47] [monkey_boy] and nothng happened (he's married :( )
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] that sucks
[08:47] [monkey_boy] I did drop hints
[08:47] [monkey_boy] he's team edward too
[08:47] [ClydeFrogger] awesome
[08:47] [knarf] haha
[08:48] [monkey_boy] I saw some t-shirts in the minneapolis airport
[08:48] [monkey_boy] a bunch of girls were wearing them
[08:48] [monkey_boy] they were black with blue writing (I think it was blue, coulda been purple)
[08:49] [knarf] writing is cool
[08:49] [monkey_boy] they said "Team Edward (big X over Edward) Excel"
[08:49] [monkey_boy] so either it was some sort of jesus camp thing or they really love MS Office
[08:50] * ClydeFrogger didnt know Jesus used Excel
[08:50] [knarf] the book of life is an excel spreadsheet
[08:50] [knarf] its in MS Revelations
[08:50] [monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: jesus hates mac

SFÅTTII SFÅT

2010-02-05T12:41:00.007-06:00

SFÅTTII SFÅT (aka chatty chat) Swedish Furniture Name blog roll call:

chellers: SFELLERS
clydefrog: KLLIDDEFRÅGGÖRD
eppy: EPPPPII
glitta: GLLITTA
helga: HELGA
knarf: KNNÅRF
LeMac: SLEMAC
LilPuppetTheBlue: SLILPYPPPETTEBJLY
monkey_boy: MÖNNKEI_BOII
noodleLeg: SNÅÅDDLELLEG
rolypoly: RÅLLIPPÅLII
tzcheezy_poof: TZSSEEZI_PÅÅF
djPoppinJ: DJPÖPPYNNJ
pablo: PÄBJLO

Your-Fak

2010-02-04T12:31:00.004-06:00

[11:40] [monkey_boy] oh I found out Austin does have a Carl's JR
[11:40] [monkey_boy] except that it's on slaughter
[11:40] [monkey_boy] way down there
[11:40] [helga] what part? mopac? i-35?
[11:42] [helga] the closest i ever lived to a carl's junior was 1 block away
[11:42] [helga] they were right by my first college dorms
[11:43] [monkey_boy] helga: http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&cid=0,0,16320595795008618714&fb=1&hq=carl%27s+jr+slaughter&hnear=austin&gl=us&daddr=609+West+Slaughter+Lane,+Austin,+TX+78748-1668&geocode=9408149065331002444,30.173037,-97.800330&ei=tAdrS7yWEcfjnAehpfX0BQ&ved=0CA4QngIwAA&z=16
[11:44] [helga] field trip!
[11:44] [helga] that's pretty much Buda
[11:44] [monkey_boy] yep
[11:44] [monkey_boy] it's way down there
[11:49] [tzcheezy_poof] pretty sure they call that area Manchaca (pronounced locally as "Man-Shack")
[11:49] [tzcheezy_poof] and yep, it's way down there
[11:50] [monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: I'm pretty sure they call your face manchaca
[11:54] *** helga has quit IRC: Quit: Jorgan Morgan
[11:57] [tzcheezy_poof] monkey_boy: my face isn't speaking to you anymore
[11:57] [monkey_boy] haha

Oui-Oui

2010-02-02T11:35:00.003-06:00

[monkey_boy] knarf: you serious about game day?
[knarf] chure, why not?
[monkey_boy] just askin'
[knarf] i can play
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger eppy?
[monkey_boy] helga_, debora, tzcheezy_poof are invited too
[tzcheezy_poof] sweet
[noodleLeg] monkey_boy, what am i invited to?
[monkey_boy] debora: game day on sat
[monkey_boy] no idea where or what time
[noodleLeg] virutally?
[noodleLeg] what game?
[eppy] i have a weddin' to attend
[eppy] not sure what time
* tzcheezy_poof hopes deb brings some yummy virtual queso
[eppy] but i doubt ill be able to do both
[knarf] thats too bad
[knarf] so just game day?
[eppy] helga knows what time the weds at
[helga] eppy: its at 5 p.m. we'd need to leave by 4ish
[monkey_boy] eppy: you know girls and weddings, she won't notice if you're not there. she'll be too busy oohing and aaahing
[helga] eppy: were you going to buy a new shirt and tie?
[helga] monkey_boy: i need a DD for the ride home, so yes... i need him there
[knarf] eppy: its barely february...you guys going to go for the record this year on weddings?
[monkey_boy] helga_: he can totally pick you up when you're ready to leave.
[monkey_boy] I'm sure we'll be done by then
[monkey_boy] .msg eppy and you won't have to get dressed up ether! score!
[helga] then.... is that 4 or 10?
[helga] firmware (my area) is doing a superbowl potluck on friday
[helga] i think its weird
[helga] are they trying to do it to raise moral?
[knarf] dont hate
* knarf wishes he was having a SB potluck
[knarf] helga_: when are you going to sched a patent meeting?
[helga] knarf: never
[knarf] is that next week or the week after?
* knarf always forgets when never is
[eppy] knarf: since the weddings not til 5PM.. I think I can make gameday.. we usually finish around lunch time
[knarf] w00p w00p
[knarf] you think ClydeFrogger will ruin it?
[eppy] its hard to say
[monkey_boy] he might OD on protein
[knarf] so then he wont be using his TV
[monkey_boy] lol
[monkey_boy] I think glitta will still want it
[ClydeFrogger] im down for a gameday
[ClydeFrogger] what time?
[ClydeFrogger] and where?
[eppy] 9am
[eppy] i dunno where
[eppy] what consoles we using?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boys?
[ClydeFrogger] ps3 and wii
[ClydeFrogger] i have that mario bros wii game
[ClydeFrogger] its 4 player
[monkey_boy] I only have a ps3
[knarf] 9 sounds good
[monkey_boy] I can bring sf4 and my save game
[monkey_boy] I won't be there at 9
[monkey_boy] closer to 10
[knarf] can play at my place if you guys don't mind driving, clyde's is more central
[monkey_boy] I can host if ClydeFrogger don't wanna.
[monkey_boy] but I don't have a wii
[eppy] wii
* eppy giggles
[knarf] haha
* knarf wonders what happend to monkey_boy's wii wii
[monkey_boy] I sold it
[monkey_boy] didn't play it
* eppy giggles some more

'Tis the season to be Festiv-us

2009-12-15T19:12:00.002-06:00

[18:36] * helga_ is out too!
[18:36] helga_: HAPPY FESTIVUS TO THE REST OF US
[18:36] *** helga_ has signed off IRC ("what's this button do?").
[18:37] monkey_boy: I need to get a festivus pole
[18:39] *** monkey_boy has signed off IRC ("Leaving.").
[19:11] ClydeFrogger: i got your festivus pole right here
[19:11] * ClydeFrogger points to the pole leaning in the corner.

The Network

2009-12-10T17:28:00.004-06:00

[eppy] i got that dumb whistle song stuck in my head
[eppy] jsut so you guys get it too
[eppy] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0
* eppy bets helga prolly likes the song
[ClydeFrogger] this dude in db2 tried to get attitude on the phone call
[glitta] i want to get attitude
[ClydeFrogger] i have a hard time paying attention on phone confs if im not talking
[glitta] ADD
[ClydeFrogger] nah, cause sometimes i dont do anything else
[ClydeFrogger] i just stop focusing
[ClydeFrogger] im outs
[monkey_boy] glitta: you're right, ClydeFrogger has ADD
[tzcheezy_poof] now see hear, "attention deficit" doesn't mean... wait, ok.
[tzcheezy_poof] hear=here
* helga_ LUBS the whislte song!
[helga] eppy: i can get it put on your ipod
[helga] i got a copy
[monkey_boy] helga_: do it. I'll buy you a whataburger if you force eppy to listen to it
[helga] monkey_boy: we have a big road trip coming up too
[helga] he is going to love it by 2010!
[monkey_boy] helga_: hahahaha
[monkey_boy] muahahahaha
[monkey_boy] muuuuuhahahahah
[monkey_boy] eppy will soon crave pop music
[monkey_boy] glitta and eppy will trade albums
* tzcheezy_poof changes his will to bequeath his lifelong miley fan club membership to eppy
[eppy] cut it out guys
* eppy and Eddie are gonna pay monkey_boy a visit
[monkey_boy] eppy: not pee on my stuff!
[monkey_boy] not!!!
* monkey_boy fills a super soaker with fox urine
[eppy] we're gonna pee... EVERYWHERE!
[monkey_boy] bring it cowboy
[helga] eppy: he double-negative'ed... so he wants you to pee on his stuff
[eppy] helga: good eye
[eppy] helga's just relieved eddie will be elsewhere
[monkey_boy] lol
* monkey_boy fills a second super soaker with liquefied pigeon crap
[monkey_boy] oh it's ON
* helga_ doesn't want to know what's in the water balloons
[eppy] where you getting all the pigeon crap and fox urine?
* tzcheezy_poof says nothing
[monkey_boy] eppy: I'm white and I live in texas. there's a network.
* ClydeFrogger Quit
* tzcheezy_poof 's hand slides toward his silent alert button
[tzcheezy_poof] careful, monkey_boy
[helga] eppy: you forget, he visits gun clubs
[tzcheezy_poof] ...and craigslist
[monkey_boy] tzcheezy_poof: I'm not sayin' anything thems fereigners don't know already
[tzcheezy_poof] oh, yeah... forgot helga_'s a canuck (practically)

Best.Story.Ever

2009-12-01T19:47:00.002-06:00

[10:34] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: tell me a story
[10:44] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: you suck. the end
[10:47] *** tzcheezy_poof has joined #chataus.
[10:47] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: nice one!
[10:48] monkey_boy: it was better than new moon
[10:52] * tzcheezy_poof wishes HE had received literary training at the van horn magnet school

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

2009-12-01T17:47:00.002-06:00

[09:55] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: are you a L or XL in shirt size?
[09:55] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: im ordering "Team Edward" shirts for us
[09:56] * eppy giggles at the thought of monkey fitting into an "L"
[09:56] eppy: shouldnt you be asking XL or XXL ?
[09:56] ClydeFrogger: eppy: theyre fitted t's
[09:57] eppy: arent fitted t's even smaller?
[09:57] eppy: i vote you get him an L
[09:58] ClydeFrogger: k
[09:59] monkey_boy: want an XL
[09:59] ClydeFrogger: too late
[09:59] monkey_boy: but I'll put in the drier to shrink it for the smexxy
[09:59] eppy: what's this Team Edward?
[10:00] ClydeFrogger: thats smart
[10:00] * monkey_boy looks at eppy like he's from another planet
[10:00] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: right?
[10:00] * monkey_boy looks at ClydeFrogger
[10:00] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: who invited the loser?
[10:00] * ClydeFrogger makes an 'L' with his fingers against his forehead
[10:01] monkey_boy: eppy: this should help http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
[10:01] ClydeFrogger: eppy: which are you? take the quiz and find out... http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/7517927/team-edward-or-team-jacob
[10:03] ClydeFrogger: im so team edward
[10:04] *** knarf has joined #chataus.
[10:08] * helga_ took the quiz and feels like a pedoph!le
[10:08] helga_: Congrats, you're on Team Jacob! Jacob is the guy for you, what with his muscles, cute attitude, and fun-loving nature. Jacob is definitely the more appealing team with the more appealing guy... :) Go Jacob!
[10:08] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: I'm team edward
[10:08] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: hells yeah
[10:08] monkey_boy: jacob is a weredouche
[10:08] ClydeFrogger: haha
[10:08] * knarf walks back out of chataus
[10:09] ClydeFrogger: jacob prolly still pees his doggie bed
[10:09] monkey_boy: I bet he's got those blue and white mats instead of a bathroom
[10:09] ClydeFrogger: he prolly...he prolly...hes prolly neutured
[10:10] helga_: but he's shirtless
[10:10] ClydeFrogger: more like smartless
[10:11] * monkey_boy fist bumps ClydeFrogger [10:11] monkey_boy: jacob for stupid president
[10:11] * ClydeFrogger ends it up with a bomb noise
[10:11] ClydeFrogger: up=
[10:12] knarf: monkey_boy: how disrespectful to use m> for twicrap
[10:12] monkey_boy: .msg ClydeFrogger knarf is obviously team jacob.
[10:13] knarf: monkey_boy: i noticed yesterday the game has a little white moving circle deal at the btm rt corner to tell you when the gm is saving
[10:13] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: im gonna get another shirt...i dont know if i should get this one... http://www.cafepress.com/+i_love_sparkly_vampires_womens_dark_tshirt,339991533
[10:13] ClydeFrogger: or this one... http://www.cafepress.com/+team_edward_womens_dark_tshirt,344905477
[10:13] knarf: but still i would like to know for sure what has saved
[10:13] knarf: there is no indicator other than, are you sure you want to quit?
[10:13] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: first one
[10:14] monkey_boy: knarf: still not a fan of that. real save points at least tell you what's up
[10:15] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: even better...cause it also takes a dig at team gay-cob... http://www.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Team-Edward-Because-Jacob-doesn-t-sparkle-plus-size-t-shirt/Detail-3384/Marketplace/Products/detail/article/4675993/department/2/
[10:15] helga_: ok, Youtube is awesome
[10:15] helga_: i have Scrooge from 1935 playing in the background at work
[10:15] helga_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sr2ow_ZH9w&feature=fvw
[10:15] knarf: if hes playing batman, tell him to becareful when he quit
[10:15] knarf: s
[10:16] ClydeFrogger: knarf: your playing the batman game?
[10:16] * knarf bets scrooge is more of a sim city kind of guy....or tycoon
[10:16] knarf: ClydeFrogger; yar
[10:16] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: ok, I am kinda creeped out by all the vampire shirts
[10:16] monkey_boy: wtf is a sparkly vampire?
[10:17] knarf: prolly only get one more day of play...then t-day and family and i return it on friday
[10:17] monkey_boy: is that a vampire that uses glitter body paint?
[10:17] monkey_boy: helga_: that video is creepy
[10:18] helga_: sparkly vampire doesn't tell us if you are a Edward, Bill, or Eric fan
[10:18] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: uh, vampires sparkle when they walk in the sunlight
[10:18] helga_: or someone new from the Vampire Diaries show on the WB
[10:18] * monkey_boy goes back to his original stance on the undead
[10:19] monkey_boy: I wonder if all the new fangirls of vampires piss of the old hardcore ones like noodle
[10:19] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: call noodle and ask her
[10:19] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: its not like she busy

Mohogger

2009-11-20T10:44:00.002-06:00

[09:28] * monkey_boy wonders if Mohogger is busy right now
[09:29] monkey_boy: .msg knarf he's probably talking to himself in a fake british accent
[09:29] monkey_boy: .msg knarf commenting on people waking around the lab, making it sound dramatic.
[09:30] * ClydeFrogger throws up on monkey_boy
[09:30] knarf: hes mutating again

Clydehinder Mohogger

2009-11-20T10:34:00.004-06:00

[09:35] ClydeFrogger: knarf: did you see heroes, yet?
[09:35] *** glitta has signed off IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)).
[09:37] *** monkey_boy has joined #chataus.
[09:38] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy
[09:38] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger
[09:38] ClydeFrogger: dumb walmart didnt have the god of war collection ps3 game last night
[09:38] monkey_boy: did you tell them they were on you crap list?
[09:38] knarf: ClydeFrogger: yar
[09:39] ClydeFrogger: im drafting an email right now
[09:39] ClydeFrogger: knarf: thought this episode picked up the story a little more
[09:39] knarf: chellers: are you caught up on Heroes?
[09:39] * knarf has sylar questions
[09:40] monkey_boy: knarf: it's a pices, likes brunettes, hates seafoot
[09:40] monkey_boy: it's like athlete's foot you get from the sea, don't ask me, it's his word
[09:40] knarf: haha
[09:41] ClydeFrogger: i could kick chellers out of the chatroom
[09:41] * ClydeFrogger just found out he has the ability to kick people out of chatrooms
[09:41] monkey_boy: that's not nice
[09:42] knarf: what if he preceeds the /kick with "not being d!ck, but..."
[09:42] knarf: eh? eh?
[09:43] monkey_boy: oh, that's ok then
[09:43] monkey_boy: it's like stabbing someone in the face
[09:43] monkey_boy: as long as it's proceeded with "no offense, I don't mean to hurt you.."
[09:43] knarf: see
[09:43] knarf: ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy's cool with it
[09:45] ClydeFrogger: im afraid that i may get too power hungry and then starting using my ability for bad things
[09:45] ClydeFrogger: starting=start
[09:46] knarf: and start waking up earlier and signing on to chataus at 3AM?
[09:46] monkey_boy: I see ClydeFrogger is the wussy peter type of superhero
[09:46] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: dont make me angry...you wouldnt like it when im angry
[09:46] knarf: monkey_boy: hes more like mohinder...he wasnt born with them
[09:47] * ClydeFrogger cant believe knarf called him mohinder
[09:47] knarf: yeah, you just saw that
[09:47] monkey_boy: whoa
[09:48] * monkey_boy backs away from the powderkeg that will soon be chat
[09:48] knarf: monkey_boy: where do you think youre going?
[09:48] monkey_boy: I mean...calling somone peter is a jab in the ribs....but mohinder...why not just call him hitler?
[09:48] * knarf locks the #chataus door
[09:48] monkey_boy: actually, hitler was an evil badass.
[09:49] monkey_boy: so that's not fair to hitler
[09:49] knarf: nobodys going nowhere
[09:49] monkey_boy: it's more like calling him....
[09:49] monkey_boy: hrm...
[09:49] knarf: your face

a little later...

[09:58] *** Mode change "+o eppy" for channel #chataus by ClydeFrogger.
[09:58] monkey_boy: I don't get it
[09:59] * ClydeFrogger just learned he can pass on his ability
[09:59] *** ClydeFrogger has signed off IRC ().
[10:02] helga_: monkey_boy: the topic?
[10:02] helga_: you need cable tv
[10:03] monkey_boy: nah
[10:04] monkey_boy: if all I miss are the occasional topic ref it's not worth the $100+ a month
[10:04] helga_: but SP was really good.
[10:05] monkey_boy: I watch sp online
[10:05] monkey_boy: legally
[10:05] monkey_boy: southparkstudios.com
[10:05] * knarf wonders why he monkey_boy has to specify "legally"
[10:06] monkey_boy: because my court order makes me
[10:06] eppy: ouuu.. i can "kick" now?!?
[10:06] monkey_boy: your father can explain knarf
[10:06] * monkey_boy points at clyde again
[10:06] * knarf shakes his fist at monkey_boy
[10:06] * monkey_boy huffs
[10:06] monkey_boy: where has that man gotten off to?
[10:07] monkey_boy: he's just like that, shirking his parenting duties
[10:07] knarf: hehe
[10:07] knarf: he said duties
[10:08] tzcheezy_poof: monkey_boy: he took one look at the dishes, glared at you, and said he was going for a beer with the fellas. haven't seen him since.
[10:08] knarf: this reminds me of a How I Met Your Mother episode
[10:11] * tzcheezy_poof wonders who epppeter will kick first, now that he's absorbed sylarFrogger's ability
[10:11] knarf: *ahem*
[10:11] knarf: Clydehinder
[10:11] knarf: or Mohogger
[10:12] knarf: whichever sounds better to ya
[10:12] monkey_boy: mohogger
[10:12] monkey_boy: that's great!
[10:12] tzcheezy_poof: like mohogger, it rolls, but clydehinder is more recognizable for the slap it is
[10:12] monkey_boy: I just like that mohogger has hog in the middle
[10:12] monkey_boy: it makes me giggle
[10:13] knarf: mohogger it is
[10:14] * knarf dreams of a chataus where everyone yells "Mohogger!" when Clydehinder enters...much like Norm in Cheers
[10:15] * tzcheezy_poof hopes he can be "Woody" and call him Mr. Clydehinder
[10:16] knarf: mister mohogger sounds funny
[10:16] knarf: Clydehinder Mohogger
[10:16] knarf: Mohogger Clydehinder
[10:16] tzcheezy_poof: we have a winner
[10:16] tzcheezy_poof: i vote C.M.
[10:16] knarf: Mohogger is missing the good stuff
[10:19] tzcheezy_poof: isn't it customary for evil mutant frogs to follow the chinese tradition of family-name-first? ...so Mohogger could be his personal name.

later that day...

[15:29] * knarf nudges tzcheezy_poof
[15:29] tzcheezy_poof: eh?
[15:29] knarf: .msg tzcheezy_poof you gonna tell ClydeFrogger his new nick?
[15:30] chellers: man too much food overload
[15:30] tzcheezy_poof: .msg knarf did we agree whether mohogger comes before or after clydehinder?
[15:30] chellers: no dinner tonight
[15:31] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: we had a vote between Clydehinder and Mohogger and Mohogger won
[15:31] monkey_boy: so you're now Mohogger
[15:31] knarf: .msg tzcheezy_poof i cant remember...lost track when you mentioned chinese customs
[15:32] tzcheezy_poof: ClydeFrogger: you like chinese?
[15:32] knarf: ClydeFrogger: your full name is Clydehinder Mohogger
[15:32] knarf: Mohogger for short
[15:32] knarf: we all liked the sound of that best
[15:32] monkey_boy: now all we need to get is glitta to change her name to Hermanji and they're a perfect pair
[15:32] knarf: or Sneakers
[15:33] monkey_boy: haha
[15:33] monkey_boy: good times
[15:33] * tzcheezy_poof will have to hear the sneakers story someday
[15:34] * ClydeFrogger throws badgers at knarf, tzcheezy_poof and monkey_boy
[15:34] tzcheezy_poof: if you can dodge a badger...
[15:34] monkey_boy: tzcheezy_poof: sneakers is the name glitta called Scabbers from harry potter
[15:34] monkey_boy: and hermironie is hermanji
[15:35] monkey_boy: both glitta-isms
[15:35] ClydeFrogger: and dumbledore is gandalf
[15:35] knarf: haha
[15:35] tzcheezy_poof: his fault for not changing up his robes enough
[15:36] ClydeFrogger: tzcheezy_poof: are you being insensitive to gay wizards?
[15:36] * knarf wonders if that was a shot at monkey_boy
[15:37] tzcheezy_poof: uh... is that a threat? is your wand behind your back?
[15:37] * monkey_boy just lets it ride
[15:37] tzcheezy_poof: cuz if it is, then no, it wasn't a gay-wiz bash.
[15:37] knarf: aye stop it
[15:37] * ClydeFrogger giggles

More Than Meets the Eye

2009-10-15T17:51:00.005-05:00

[15:28] ClydeFrogger: has it been 30mins
[15:28] helga_: yes
[15:28] helga_: its been 30 mins since it was 30 mins ago
[15:29] * ClydeFrogger doesnt like helga_'s witch logic
[15:33] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: grab a torch!
[15:33] * ClydeFrogger grabs the one he threw at the cake
[15:33] monkey_boy: you showed that cake
[15:33] ClydeFrogger: totally
[15:35] * helga_ missed cake?
[15:36] ClydeFrogger: did anyone see the second transformers movie?
[15:39] monkey_boy: helga_: http://blog.makezine.com/2717513321_ce5cbe445c_b.jpg
[15:39] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: I totally saw it.
[15:39] monkey_boy: my favorite part was when the robot transformmed
[15:39] monkey_boy: and then they faught
[15:39] monkey_boy: and it was all like
[15:39] monkey_boy: pew pew!
[15:39] monkey_boy: pew pew pew!
[15:39] ClydeFrogger: crazy
[15:40] monkey_boy: oh wait.
[15:40] monkey_boy: I saw this http://spe.fotolog.com/photo/14/16/1/v_ib/1243937742863_f.jpg
[15:40] monkey_boy: it's so easy to get them confused
[15:40] ClydeFrogger: hahahahaha
[15:40] ClydeFrogger: oh, man, thats going with the "DEEZ NUTS" pic
[15:40] monkey_boy: haha

Candy From Strangers: Part Duh

2009-10-08T16:03:00.004-05:00

[14:32] eppy: so you guys make fun of me for trying to buy a xbox from some stranger at a 7-11.. and for buying a home stereo system from strangers at bp gas station.. did helga tell you her story?
[14:32] * knarf sits back and grabs some popcorn
[14:32] ClydeFrogger: eppy: she did not
[14:32] knarf: eppy: noppers
[14:32] eppy: so we go to the neighborhood park to walk chauncey
[14:33] eppy: and its typically helga that walks chauncey
[14:33] eppy: well she chatted it with folks their with other dogs
[14:33] eppy: their=there
[14:34] eppy: and some dude says that wouldnt it be great if their dogs could hang out
[14:34] ClydeFrogger: uhoh
[14:34] eppy: and helga agreed
[14:34] eppy: the guy says he lives in the neighborhood
[14:34] eppy: but that he drives to the park.. and invites helga to check his place
[14:35] knarf: stranger danger!
[14:35] eppy: SO HELGA GETS IN A CAR WITH THIS DUDE AND GO TO HIS HOUSE
[14:35] ClydeFrogger: that is worse than eppys craigslist adventures
[14:35] helga_: that guy was at the park last night
[14:36] knarf: scary
[14:36] ClydeFrogger: trying to kidnap another person?
[14:36] ClydeFrogger: eppy, knarf: cafe?
[14:36] knarf: chure
[14:37] ClydeFrogger: eppy?
[14:37] ClydeFrogger: out
[14:37] knarf: outski
[14:39] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: go buy me a sonic creamslush, small, orange.
[14:39] monkey_boy: chop chop
[14:40] monkey_boy: it'll be a good start to make up for being an ace about throwing my new mp3 off a building
[14:41] monkey_boy: eppy: good point. helga_ gets -100 common sense points.
[14:41] * monkey_boy only gets in cars with people if they offer him candy.
[14:44] ClydeFrogger: eppy: so i take it she made it back to the park?
[14:45] ClydeFrogger: shes not setting a good example for chauncey
[14:45] knarf: eppy: they just left you at the park?
[14:47] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: candy, comics, video games, or money
[14:51] ClydeFrogger: my 8 year old nephew wants an ipod touch. i almost want to say hes too young to have an ipod touch, but then he does have a DS
[15:04] helga_: ClydeFrogger: what will he use the touch for?
[15:04] helga_: knarf: i was by myself at the park

noodleLeg's mini-noodleLeg

2009-09-30T08:32:00.014-05:00

Sunday at 10:16pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Hope I'm not too excited/nervous to sleep.
* april and iliese like this.
[helga] What time do you go in?
[jay] Good luck!! You'll do fine!
[jeanne] Good luck. Can't wait to see the pictures!!
[chellers] Good luck Debbie!
[vick] Good Luck Debbie, my prayers are with you :)

Monday at 9:44am
[noodleLeg & grant] Waiting to start induction, but we just had our first real contraction.
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[helga] Exciting! Keep us posted!
[pat] Yeah!
[diana] How exciting :) Estas en mis pensamientos
[helga] Debbie, chat wants to know if Grant is doing the updates or if you are?
[noodleLeg & grant]Grant is doing the updates.
[helga] Grant, thanks for the updates! Facebook rocks. :)

Monday at 10:09am
[noodleLeg & grant] Contractions are about 25 minutes apart -- Grant better get his nanotech homework done now.
[pat] If you need anything let me know. I can't do nanotechnology homework though ;-)
[jeanne] thinking of you and remembering what it is like to bring my first baby home.

Monday at 10:28am
[noodleLeg & grant] anesthesiology intake right now -- we have answered the same questions like two or three times now. so far so good :)
[ruby] Good luck! I'm praying for a healthy delivery. I'm so excited for you guys! Please post pictures as soon as you're able.
[bryan] Good luck!

Monday at 11:40am
[noodleLeg & grant] Doing the exam now, will start the medicine soon. Baby is moving fine, good heartbeat.
* pat likes this.
[pat] Sounds very good. Thanks for posting often!
[christina] Good luck and thanks for the updates!

Monday at 1:59pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Pitocin is locked and loaded. We are finally getting started.
*helga likes this.
[knarf] ah push it! push-push-push it real good!

Monday at 4:25pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Contractions are regular, about 3 minutes apart. Debbie is starting to feel some real ones.
[jeanne] won't be long now!!!
[glitta] Yay!!!!

Monday at 5:13pm
[grandma B] we're thrilled..............we love you. God bless.

Monday at 5:58pm
[noodleLeg & grant] The contractions are still regular, slowly picking up in intensity. Baby's heart rate is great. Mike and Pat came by, going to try and get some rest now.
[knarf] Hang in there deb! Praying y'all :)
[liz] Exciting!!!!!!

Monday at 8:09pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Doctor says that active labor won't start until around midnight. Baby's b-day will be Sept 29.
[bryan] Sept 29 is great!
[helga] Way to go Debbie, way to go!
[tia cynthia] Well Good Luck to all 3 of you! Just try to rest when you can.
[pat] 9/29/09 - awesome birthday!
[aunt suzanne] Can't wait to be an aunt...AGAIN! :)

Monday at 9:25pm
[noodleLeg & grant] 4 cm now, it's moving along, at last. We are in "late early", will be proceeding faster after that.
[ruby] Oh my goodness. It took me nearly 10 hours to go from 4 to 10cm. I hope it moves along much faster for you. Once your water breaks, it speeds up after that. I'll anxiously be looking out for more updates.
[liz] Woo! She will be here soon :)
[pat] 4 cms! Call someone in with smaller hands ;-). That's very good that things are progressing.
[pat] Going to bed now and I can't wait to check fb on the morning and see how things progress. I may have to check if I wake up in the middle of the night.

Monday at 11:19pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Called for the anesthesiologist: time for an epidural.
[ruby] What a trooper for lasting this long. The epidural is a Godsend. Now she can relax and labor without the pain and it might speed things up too.
[pat] Good plan.
[jay] Hang in there Debbie!! You're doing great!
[jeanne] You're almost there!!!
[lahari] So...what's the status??

Tuesday at 7:17am
[noodleLeg & grant] Just broke the bag of waters. We had a rough night with the epidural and finally got a little rest. Might be sometime around noon.
[pat] Sorry to hear you had a rough night. Very glad you all got some sleep. But hopefully it will go smooth from here on out. Fingers crossed. Thanks for the update. I was starting to worry.
[ruby] Aww, well all this stuff will be so worth it once the baby is born. Hang in there.
[bryan] Sorry you had a tough night - good luck
[jeanne] Sorry about the rough night. Hope it's soon.
[dany] You're good at multi-tasking :-). Updating your status...giving birth...you're awesome! :-)
[jeanne] Yes you are amazing. In between 3 minute contractions you type a facebook post.

Tuesday at 9:11am
[helga] Quick... Have that baby!! Because you guys need all the rest you can get before the three of you go see Zombieland on opening night! Her first zombie movie... que cute!
[noodleLeg & grant] Nothing "quick" about your first baby. :)

Tuesday at 10:11am
[noodleLeg & grant] We are at 6 cm. Things are looking good so far this morning.
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[iliese] Hang in there! :)
[djPoppinJ] how many more cm's to go?
[noodleLeg & grant] After 1 more cm it goes pretty fast, but that last 1 cm can take awhile. At 10cm, it's time to start pushing.
[tia cynthia] Poor Girl hang in there! Love you!

Tuesday at 10:50am
[aunt suzanne] THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ONNNNN BABY!

Tuesday at 12:09pm
[noodleLeg & grant] Not much happening right now -- contractions have slowed. Now everyone has time to get that card or postcard in the mail so it's marked with her B-day!
* iliese likes this.

Tuesday at 12:53pm
[noodleLeg & grant] at more than 7 cm now, and +1 -- baby is on its way.
* pat and iliese like this.
[iliese] C'mon lil Babby! ;)
[pat] Open open open
[ruby] On the edge of my seat! I can't wait for her to get here. Open up momma!

Tuesday at 1:20pm
[iliese] Seriously, Debbie, are you the one posting these updates? *puff*puff*AAArrrggnnhh* puff*puff* update facebook status *puff*puff*AAArrrggnnhh* puff*puff*

Tuesday at 1:54pm
[noodleLeg & grant] 8 cm now
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[glitta] omg I checked in cause I thought it woul be over by now noodleLeg u r my hero!!!!!!
[christina] I definitely thought it would be over by now!! You're my hero too!!!
[pat] I just wanna know if the sweetest, nicest mommy has cussed yet.
[jeanne] Been checking in all day. There's a reason they call it LABOR
[pat] Do you find yourself checking every 5 minutes? It's taking a lot of self control to not check more often.
[jeanne] Been checking aobut once an hour but it's taking self-control. You're right.

Tuesday at 5:50pm
[noodleLeg & grant] The doc was a little optimistic last time. We are actually at 8 cm now, moving into transitional labor. Doctor said about 3 hours for the last 2 cm, and then 2 more hours of pushing. Maybe 9-29, maybe 9-30.
[april] Getting close --- just think in a few hours you will be holding your precious daughter :)
[glitta] Wow. B strong Debbie u Can do it !!!
[pat] You guys are awesome. That fabulous little girl is already showing her personality- by taking her own sweet time! ;-)

Tuesday at 6:40pm
[noodleLeg & grant] We rode out some intense contractions. The anesthesiology doc came in with some different medicine. Debbie is sleeping right now.
[pat] Oh good. I'm sure she needs it. Do they do anything about food for her? Hopefully those strong contractions opened her up.
[ruby] I'm telling you, Debbie is totally my hero! What a trooper. I never could've lasted that long. You guys are in my thoughts.
[april] Thank you Grant for the updates it is greatly appreciated love ya guys :)
[iliese] Come on, Debbie, you can do it!

Tuesday at 10:00pm
[noodleLeg & grant] we are at 10cm. about to get started pushing! everyone cross your fingers ... starting now.
* april and knarf like this.
[knarf] Go Deb!!
[diana] I am excited :) I can't wait to see pictures
[christina] woo hoo! You can do it, Debbie!
[pat] Yeah! Fingers crossed!
[helga] Woohoo! 'Hang in there', says tio dave. :)
[ruby] Ok I'm not going to sleep until I know that the baby is here. So excited!
[liz] Go team Babb!!!!!!!! (from Mike, too)
[tia cynthia] Oh i hear you Ruby! Im so excited too!
[bryan] 10 cm is good! good luck!
[talya] I've been chatting with your sister and we are so very excited!!!!! It's 3 am and we are waiting patiently. Look out world here she comes:-)

Wednesday at 2:00am
[noodleLeg & grant] going in to the OR - had to do a c-section
[grandma B] We love you dearly. Mom
[iliese] Come on, Baby Babb! :)
[pat] Thinking of you guys
[talya] I'm so excited for you guys! 3 is the magic number and soon you'll be 3.

Wednesday at 6:00am
[noodleLeg & grant] 7 lbs 11 ounces - she is beautiful and healthy. Pictures and her name will be later.
* emma likes this
[jeanne] WOW!!!! Congratulations. You made it!!!!
[glitta] Congratulations!!! Yay
[ray] Congratulations!!
[pat] Congratulations!!!
[helga] Congrats!!!
[ruby] Congrats! That's awesome that she finally arrived. Can't wait to see pics!!! :-) :-) :-)
[liz] Congratulations!!! Looking forward to meeting her. You guys did great!
[djPoppinJ] Awesome! Love you guys and I hope for a speedy recovery!
[diana] Congratulations! :)
[april] Congrats! :)
[corina] Felicidades!! We are all looking forward to pictures!
[bryan] Congratulations!!
[avantika] Congratulations!!
[iliese] Yay! Congratulations, Mommy & Daddy!!!
[ali] Congratulations!!!!
[chellers]Congratulations Debbie and Grant!! Can't wait to see pictures and know her name :)

Final Answer

2009-07-21T13:53:00.006-05:00

[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] just a sec
[monkey_boy] yessir
* monkey_boy waits for ClydeFrogger to come back
[monkey_boy] ...as usual
[ClydeFrogger] too late, i was gonna give you a million dollars, but i gave it to someone else
* eppy Quit
* helga loves being a MILLIONAIRE!
* eppy has joined #chataus
[eppy] thats strange
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: what happened with the a/c?
* ClydeFrogger thinks this story line is way better than Lost
[monkey_boy] haha
[noodleLeg] did helga win the lotto?
[helga] noodleLeg: better
[helga] noodleLeg: its the million dollars ClydeFrogger was gonna give to monkey_boy
[noodleLeg] helga: poor monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: it's ok, ClydeFrogger will never pay up. he's cool like that
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: if i had a million dollars to just give away, i would so give it to helga just to prove you wrong
* monkey_boy feels so burned
[monkey_boy] imaginary millions are very very different than real no dollars
[noodleLeg] helga: you should save the irc in case ClydeFrogger ever strikes it rich
[helga] done!

Awesome App

2009-06-26T13:22:00.007-05:00

[ClydeFrogger] google mail has been teh suck today
[glitta] even on your phone
[ClydeFrogger] ah, havent tried the phone
[ClydeFrogger] phone works
* ClydeFrogger needs to remember he has an awesome phone for these things
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: get an app to help you remember
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: brilliant
[ClydeFrogger] do i search for "awesome" or "remember"
[ClydeFrogger] hmm, the "Hot Ladies" app keeps showing up at the top of the search list
* chellers Quit
* glitta Quit
[eppy] "hot ladies" app.. is there anything the phone doesnt do
[poofy_cheese] eppy: pretty sure there's no Apple quality assurance testing... they may not actually be "hot".
[poofy_cheese] ... and may not actually be "ladies"
[monkey_boy] .msg eppy don't ask poofy_cheese how he knows this
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: does the hot ladies app include their GPS location?
[noodleLeg] maybe it should be called "stalker app"
* ClydeFrogger Quit
[helga_] good one noodleLeg! you made clydefrogger blush so bad he vanished
[noodleLeg] :-)

uname -dn

2009-06-22T18:47:00.001-05:00

[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: so who's winning Wimbledon?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: deez nuts
[monkey_boy] sweet
[monkey_boy] I had money on him
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: whats the command to check what level
kernel is running on Linux?
[monkey_boy] those Hungarians can really play
[monkey_boy] uname -dn
[ClydeFrogger] d!ck
[monkey_boy] :D
[monkey_boy] uname -r
[monkey_boy] that's the real one
[ClydeFrogger] you did get me
[monkey_boy]woot
[ClydeFrogger] right when i typed it and i got the "invalid option --- d"
[monkey_boy] haha
[ClydeFrogger] i knew it
[monkey_boy] that makes me giggle
[monkey_boy] you taught me
[monkey_boy] it's your fault
[monkey_boy] I learned it from you
[ClydeFrogger] that should go on the chataus page
[ClydeFrogger] you deserve it
[monkey_boy] haha

Facesbook

2009-06-22T17:20:00.002-05:00

[helga] is it wrong that i hate when couples make a facebook page of the two of them?
[helga] its not called "Facesbook"
[knarf] in my heeaaaaad...in my heaaEEEAAAead...
[knarf] zombie
[knarf] zombie
[le_mac] helga: sounds like an issue
[knarf] so angry
* knarf wont invite helga_ to be friends with knarf and monkey_boy's facesbook page
[monkey_boy] yeah
[monkey_boy] and we worked so hard on it together
[eppy] i bet you did
[eppy] sickos
[knarf] .msg monkey_boy see, i told you we shouldve invited him...now hes gonna get all pissy
[eppy] i aint into that, knarf kelly
[le_mac] anyone register their name in facebook?
[le_mac] last week?
[knarf] just me and monkey_boy
[knarf] monknarf
[le_mac] I keep hearing it's a big deal
[monkey_boy] maybe we'll be accepted one day
[le_mac] nasty
[knarf] le_mac: whats a big deal?
[le_mac] that everyone on facebook can register their name
[noodleLeg] helga_: in interview w/ the vampire, vampires hair always grew back to the length it was when they were turned
[knarf] oh, a user name?
[le_mac] knarf: yea
[helga] le_mac: that is so june 18th 2000-late
[le_mac] apparently if you register your name like Frank
[noodleLeg] helga_: there's a scene where the girl claudia cut her hair and a couple mins later it was back to how it was
[helga] noodleLeg: oh yeah, thanks
[le_mac] you then have http://facebook.com/frank
[le_mac] instead of a number
[helga] le_mac: i am facebook/helga
[knarf] yeah, i forgot...bu the time i got there knarf_rules was taken
[le_mac] helga: you registered?
[knarf] i stuck with knarf
[helga] le_mac: yeah, i didn't want to lose my name
[helga] why wouldn't i?
[le_mac] apparently they are offering it again on June 28th
[helga] you can't do it now?
[le_mac] right not now
[le_mac] next run is June 28th
[le_mac] they had like 1200 users in the first minute :)
[helga] i did it later in the afternoon or the next day after they offered it
[le_mac] ppl are registering their names, kids names.. it's sort of crazy
[helga] i think i saw knarf register and then i remembered
[noodleLeg] what do you have to do to be registered?
[helga] le_mac: are you saying facesbook users broke facesbook?
[helga] noodleLeg: wait till june 28th to find out :)
[noodleLeg] ok
[knarf] i didnt know it was a big deal...i just wanted knarf
[le_mac] well, new to facebook, I don't really understand the big deal other than you can have the url with your registerd name at the end
instead of a number.. is that the big deal?
[helga] le_mac: yes
[helga] and its not a big deal
[le_mac] ok.. I see
[helga] le_mac: i don't see the big deal unless you have a public profile
[helga] and want to share with non-facebook-friends
[helga] like... for hooking up. like what vanessa does for myspace
[le_mac] helga: ppl in tech world are saying this facebook thing will be almost as important to have as your own domain
[le_mac] I don't see the big deal either now that I've joined
[le_mac] not sure how long I'll have it, but try it for a while
[helga] i lubs facesbook
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: wtf? i thought we were gonna make a facesbook together?
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you always leave me hanging
[monkey_boy] knarf already had a layout when we talked
[ClydeFrogger] f-you
[ClydeFrogger] i hate you
* monkey_boy beams
[helga] ClydeFrogger: make it a threesome and you can get a better deal on the data plan
[monkey_boy] facesesbook.com
[glitta] helga_ does having a pic of you and your man count as a "couple" page?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of my heart breaking
[monkey_boy] ha! go listen to some evanescense
[monkey_boy] ya pansy
* glitta really wants to upgrade to a couples page
[helga] glitta: good one. but no. I would have to change my profile name to "eppy helga"
[helga] so when people go to MY page, they see updates from "eppy" and then helga really confuses them
[helga] glitta: what happens when a couple breaks up? who gets the couples facebook page?
[monkey_boy] the court decides
[knarf] monkey_boy: ill dig up some pics for our facesbook if you want to update the current status
[helga] that would make for interesting "relationship status" updates
[monkey_boy] judge judy 2009
[glitta] ha ha
[monkey_boy] knarf: be sure to put up the pic of us having sushi together
[monkey_boy] it was so cute
[glitta] we got invited to dogbook
[knarf] monkey_boy: but i didnt like my hair in that one
[knarf] can we use the one we took with the bluebonnets?
* ClydeFrogger is so over monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] knarf: I look fat in those pics, but ok
[ClydeFrogger] i already have 10 facesbooks with better people
* monkey_boy only vaguely remembers someone named ClydeFrogger
[knarf] haha
[monkey_boy] as bobby's mom would say, "Facebook is the devil's tool."
[knarf] its the debil!
[knarf] im running
[knarf] runnin with the debil
[knarf] AHHHH YEAAAHHH!!! WOOO WOOOO!!!
* knarf Quit ("whats this button do?")
[monkey_boy] 5 minutes of awesome
[monkey_boy] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiIO_gp92js
[glitta] le_mac beweare of facebook.. you will fill so exposed at first!!
[glitta] Everyone can see everything
[glitta] and its recursive!
[glitta] fix your settings if you dont want it that way
[glitta] oops... feel instead of fill
[glitta] and dont use the wall like email
[glitta] see my wall for examples of what NOT to do
[monkey_boy] lol
[chellers] hahahaha
[glitta] everyone can read it!! U R EXPOSED!!!!
[monkey_boy] I don't get facebook
[monkey_boy] I just don't get it
[monkey_boy] no one wants to read about what I'm doing
[monkey_boy] no one would care I ripped CDs on sunday
[chellers] they might
[chellers] you'd be surprised
[monkey_boy] that's kinda sad
[chellers] well i liked it for our trip to DC
[chellers] it was kind of nice to tell peeps what we were doing
[monkey_boy] yep helga_ said she knew everything that you did
[monkey_boy] she even gave us a pre-game show
[chellers] oh and when we were at the high school baseball game
[chellers] i was keeping peeps updated on the score
[monkey_boy] see, I'd just go to enjoy the game
[monkey_boy] and if someone asked me "how was the game", I'd say "it was alright"
[monkey_boy] but I guess I just suck at social networking
[chellers] well this was on friday afternoon where some people were still at work
[monkey_boy] haha
[monkey_boy] you're a-ok chellers
[monkey_boy] I'm glad peeps like your status
[chellers] hahahaha
[chellers] sometimes they do
[chellers] sometimes they don't
[chellers] :D
* monkey_boy wonders if sometimes she puts "Mad at Ray...he'll learn why later"
[chellers] hahahaha nope
[chellers] i don't think i need to post that on facebook
[monkey_boy] haha
[chellers] esp since he is one of my "friends"
[monkey_boy] ouuuuu
[chellers] if i were mad at him i would just tell him :)
[chellers] or he's juts KNOW
[monkey_boy] you should get a facesbook.com like me and knarf (and definitely not NOT me and ClydeFrogger )
[ClydeFrogger] bye everyone 'cept for the stupid face monkey_boy and his stupid facesbook cheating face
[chellers] lalalala
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you'll never be ready for this jelly
* monkey_boy really hates modern pop
* ClydeFrogger Quit
* glitta Quit

The Mouse Strikes Again

2009-06-12T07:16:00.004-05:00

[14:00] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: is your A/C still going strong?
[14:01] ClydeFrogger: at your condo
[14:01] monkey_boy: it's been fine...why?
[14:01] monkey_boy: your condo having probs?
[14:01] ClydeFrogger: yeah...and xtianson air thinks its funny to come out 4 times already and still not have it fixed
[14:01] SweetSue: i'm laughin
[14:02] ClydeFrogger: i am now, too
[14:03] monkey_boy: uh
[14:03] monkey_boy: what?
[14:03] monkey_boy: they are confused with themselves not being able to fix it after 4 trips?
[14:04] ClydeFrogger: yeah, its awesome
[14:04] ClydeFrogger: they change something out
[14:04] ClydeFrogger: but then after they leave, it stops working again
[14:04] monkey_boy: uh, you did tell them you're not paying them until they fix it.
[14:05] monkey_boy: right?
[14:05] ClydeFrogger: yeah. i dont think they listen though
[14:06] monkey_boy: hrm
[14:06] monkey_boy: I think they'd listen louder if you paid them nothing
[14:06] ClydeFrogger: very true
[14:06] monkey_boy: I'd be pretty pissed if they didn't fix it
[14:06] monkey_boy: esp since it's getting b4llz hot
[14:06] monkey_boy: that's like me writing a driver that doesn't work
[14:07] knarf: monkey_boy: what if they turned your A/C into skittles?
[14:07] monkey_boy: well it compiled when I left last night?
[14:07] monkey_boy: knarf: that's acceptable
[14:07] knarf: figured
[14:07] knarf: just checking
[14:07] monkey_boy: but I have to see it happen by touch alone
[14:07] helga_: ClydeFrogger: what have they said is wrong with it?
[14:07] monkey_boy: they can't haul off my AC and give me a big bag of them
[14:07] ClydeFrogger: helga_: first it was some capacitor, which they replaced
[14:08] SweetSue: fluz capacitor
[14:08] ClydeFrogger: helga_: then the second time, the dude couldnt find anything wrong with it (it happened to be running when he was there)
[14:08] SweetSue: haha
[14:08] ClydeFrogger: helga_: the third time, the dude said the fan motor needed replacing, so he ordered the part
[14:08] ClydeFrogger: helga_: he came back and replaced the fan motor
[14:08] ClydeFrogger: now it will be fun to see what they say is wrong with it
[14:09] eppy: im gonna guess its a mouse
[14:09] ClydeFrogger: haha
[14:09] monkey_boy: I was just about to ask if eppy had been around the apt recently
[14:09] eppy: you have no idea what youre up against
[14:09] ClydeFrogger: haha
[14:09] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: it sounds like those boys have NO CLUE what's broken.
[14:10] ClydeFrogger: eppy: thats two good comments in a row

monkey_boy: for hire.

2009-04-01T17:34:00.002-05:00

Mustache Monday

2009-02-24T15:44:00.008-06:00

[helga] two guys came into work with mustaches today. it was mustache monday.
[helga] its so creepy looking
[chellers] eeek that is creepy
[monkey_boy] ?
* monkey_boy doesn't get it
[helga] just mustaches?
[helga] people under 30 don't wear them
[monkey_boy] cops and pedophiles do
[chellers] not true clyde is under 30
* monkey_boy points to his exceptions

iphones are for babies

2009-01-27T17:59:00.002-06:00

[ClydeFrogger] is that someones iphone in the crib when they are weighing the babies?
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: how come knarfs boys already have iphones and we dont
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: you don't get an iphone
[monkey_boy] I had a talk with steve
[monkey_boy] I told him how you treat me
*ClydeFrogger cant believe the twins are already cooler than him
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: whatev. steve aint in charge no more
[monkey_boy] you don't think he left notes to the new dude
[monkey_boy] ?
[monkey_boy] he kinda did
[monkey_boy] you're so not getting one
[ClydeFrogger] oh, ill prove you wrong stho sthuper hard
[monkey_boy] I did tell him you could get one only if you sell me your itouch for $5 when upgrading
[monkey_boy] he agreed that would be fair
[ClydeFrogger] that does sound fair
[monkey_boy] so there ya have it
Signoff: glitta ("ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: what if i give you these 3 magical beans and you give me an iphone
[monkey_boy] done
* monkey_boy writes iphone on a a box of playing cards
* ClydeFrogger writes "3 magical beans" on vicious

My Sweet Valentine

2009-01-15T09:37:00.004-06:00

[09:04] knarf: roman catholic choirs are singing...
[09:08] knarf: for some reason i cant explain
[09:09] ClydeFrogger: knarf: you gonna go see My Bloody Valentine?
[09:09] ClydeFrogger: in 3D
[09:09] knarf: hells yeah
[09:09] knarf: you wanna go together? i'll buy you chacolate
[09:09] knarf: no flowers tho
[09:09] ClydeFrogger: wtf
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: no flowers
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: what, i dont DESERVE flowers
[09:10] knarf: im not made of money
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: oh oh , but you can go play poker every friday
[09:10] knarf: i get ONE night for myself...ONE
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: what about me
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: how many nights do i get
[09:10] knarf: oh here we go
[09:10] ClydeFrogger: thats right, here we go
[09:11] ClydeFrogger: cause you never change
[09:11] knarf: this is where youre going to tell me youre going to go stay with your mother and pretend to pack up
[09:11] knarf: well you know what...go
[09:11] ClydeFrogger: FINE
[09:11] knarf: FINE
[09:11] * ClydeFrogger grabs suitcase
[09:11] * ClydeFrogger walks out the door
[09:12] * ClydeFrogger knocks on the front door
[09:12] * knarf puts on sportscenter and spreads out on the couch
[09:12] * ClydeFrogger calls monkeyboy
[09:13] *** SweetSue has joined #chataus.
[09:14] * ClydeFrogger blasts Single Ladies as he drives over to monkeyboy's place

Mind Bullets

2009-01-06T10:39:00.005-06:00

[knarf] http://frankandholly.blogspot.com/2009/01/betting-on-babies.html
[monkey_boy] I'm betting aliens will abduct Holly for a weekend to implant super awesome chips in the kids that will make them so smart they'll be able to kill with a thought.
[knarf] with MIND BULLETS!!
[monkey_boy] and then the good twin will have to save the world from the evil twin
[monkey_boy] damn, that'd be an awesome movie
* monkey_boy gets started on the script
[monkey_boy] I'll get james earl jones to play you knarf
[knarf] excellent
[knarf] throw in plenty of sinister laughs from JEJ Knarf
[monkey_boy] summer 2010, Twin Fury. You won't know what hit earth. Twice.
[knarf] haha
[knarf] monkey_boy: youre in the wrong business
[monkey_boy] the only down side is I'd have to move to california
[helga_] monkey_boy: plenty of room for more indie Austin movie makers!
[monkey_boy] but I wouldn't have street cred unless I lived there some of the time
[monkey_boy] oh and became super vocal about politics
[ClydeFrogger] and adopt babies from other countries
[knarf] and DUIs
[ClydeFrogger] and a music career
[monkey_boy] my musicality is poppin
[helga_] and buy a hybrid car
[ClydeFrogger] and you have to fluctuate in weight
[monkey_boy] oh damn, I have to become a scientologist too
[helga_] ClydeFrogger: that was a nicer way of putting "just get super fat" cuz that's what i was gonna write
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: haha
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: we could harass monkey_boy with cameras when he is shopping at HEB
[helga_] knarf: done and done
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: and at his home
[helga_] and put more of them on facebook!
[monkey_boy] :'(
[ClydeFrogger] damn...meeting time for me
* monkey_boy roots for the evil twin to destroy the earth
* ClydeFrogger has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out))

noodle hearts brad

2008-11-21T17:18:00.004-06:00

[helga_] for noodleLeg - http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2008/11/top-ten-vampire.html
[noodleLeg] helga_: brad pitt was super hot as a vampire
[helga_] haha
[helga_] what do you like about him as a vampire?
[noodleLeg] uh
[noodleLeg] long hair
[noodleLeg] vampire
[noodleLeg] brad pitt
[noodleLeg] what's there not to like about him as a vampire
[noodleLeg] helga_: i don't remember who Gerard Butler was
[noodleLeg] can't even picture what movie/show
[sweetsue] careful - you are knocking off pop-c points
* helga_ didn't know noodleLeg liked Brad
[noodleLeg] helga_: when he had long hair he was super hot
[helga_] ahhhh
[helga_] agreed :)
[sweetsue] man, there's this guy here with long hair and a hot bod....gawd he's such eye candy for me
[noodleLeg] :-)
[sweetsue] he's the qa lead so i work with him all the time...too bad he's married!
[noodleLeg] its ok to enjoy the view

Eye Rolling = Detention for a Month

2008-09-24T14:38:00.002-05:00

[eppy] dang it.. i missed lunch
[monkey_boy] eppy: crazy thought -- you could go now and get food
[monkey_boy] and it becomes lunch
[eppy] you just blew my mind
[ClydeFrogger] gross
[eppy] well thx poopferbrains.. but id hafta leave ibm campus
[chellers] and that is difficult because...?
[chellers] the man won't let you leave? you don't have a car?
[eppy] its way over there
[eppy] no.. must work
[chellers] you are afraid of going outside and dying?
[eppy] mebby
[eppy] there's sunlight and stuff
[ClydeFrogger] .msg eppy best watch...chellers is gunning for you
[eppy] i know.. she doesnt say anything.. ever.. and im a lil ticked about missing lunch and she's on me like.. monkey on chuck premier night
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: nice...two burns in one statement
[eppy] i think that deserves some freebird
[chellers] i do say stuff
[chellers] :P
[eppy] helga: put my calls on hold
[chellers] it was just a question sheesh
[knarf] chellers: see what happens when you try to make chataus insteresting?
[knarf] thatll learn ya
[chellers] knarf: i know right..sheesh
[knarf] sheesh-ka-bobs
[chellers] i can't wait for chuck next week, it's gonna be good!!
[monkey_boy] chellers: yep, I hope Morgan does more crazy stuff. he cracks me up
[chellers] monkey_boy: si all good stuff
[monkey_boy] knarf: I miss K-Bob's on Mesa
[monkey_boy] home of the $4.99 chicken fried steak
[chellers] monkey_boy: u know there's a k-bob in brenham right?
[monkey_boy] but that's far for real
[chellers] monkey_boy: and its not 4.99 anymore :(
[monkey_boy] :(
[monkey_boy] http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/24/spider_man_musical/
[monkey_boy] why lord why?
[chellers] monkey_boy: not too far
[chellers] under 2 hours probably :D
[monkey_boy] yeah, that's 1h50mins too far for grub
[chellers] hehehehe
[chellers] buy into the franchise monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] never!
[monkey_boy] broadway shows are evil
[chellers] i'm still talking k-bob's :D
[monkey_boy] oh
[monkey_boy] then I'll see if they can fedex me a CFS
[chellers] hahahahaha
[chellers] ray and i stopped at the k-bob's in brenham once on our way back from houston. it was delish!!
[ClydeFrogger] more chinese gymnast age drama... http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/gymnastics/news/story?id=3606837
[monkey_boy] why do cable channels have commercials?
[helga] monkey_boy: eggs
[monkey_boy] it's like the commercials before a movie in the theater
[monkey_boy] that's crazy
* monkey_boy thinks MTV will buy his "Pimp my grill" TV show idea
[helga] .msg eppy careful, burns can hurt. monkey_boy might start going on and on again about how he doesn't care if others don't watch the same tv shows as him
[helga] wow, i forgot to scroll down
[monkey_boy] that's it. mantadory viewing of Chuck after school today.
[monkey_boy] you're all required to go or you fail the semester
[monkey_boy] and if I catch anyone sleeping or eye rolling they're getting detention for a month
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: shhhhh, this is a good song
[eppy] monkey: eat my shorts
[monkey_boy] .msg knarf I'll pay ya $50 if you go pee in eppy's coke
[eppy] im not scared of your cronies

chat killer

2008-09-10T15:54:00.002-05:00

[helga_] http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/09/10/0910zilker.html
[helga_] they are putting in a sprinkler system at zilker park
[ClydeFrogger] for 100 chat points...what signal is generated when the terminal window size changes?
[noodleLeg] wow it's going to take them half a year to install sprinklers?
[eppy] sigterm?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: ouu, sorry, thats not the correct answer
[eppy] sigresize
[noodleLeg] null
[ClydeFrogger] i think eppy may be right...ouu, not anymore
[noodleLeg] it was sigterm?
[noodleLeg] 42
[helga_] noodleLeg: three months to install. another three months to make sure ground grows back and is perfect
[ClydeFrogger] it looks like its SIGWINCH
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: did you cheat?
[ClydeFrogger] uh...i was asking you all
[ClydeFrogger] if i didnt look it up, how would i know who was right
[noodleLeg] "it looks like its" - doesn't sound like you knew the answer
[ClydeFrogger] i didnt
[ClydeFrogger] thats why i asked
[ClydeFrogger] and then subsequently looked it up
[noodleLeg] well i didn't know i was allowed to use google
[ClydeFrogger] i wnated to see if anyone knew off hand
[ClydeFrogger] thats it game over
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg ruined it
[noodleLeg] noodleLeg ruined it
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger ruined it
[noodleLeg] you posted the answer w/o warning
[noodleLeg] what if helga_ wanted to guess?
[noodleLeg] or monkey_boy
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: its like a game show...theres a time limit
[noodleLeg] usually you know what the time limit is
[noodleLeg] or there's music
[ClydeFrogger] here i am, trying to spring some life into chataus, and noodleLeg has to kill it
[ClydeFrogger] everyone, thank noodleLeg for killing chat
[monkey_boy] I didn't know a signal was sent when resizing a window
* noodleLeg runs away crying
[monkey_boy] makes sense though
* noodleLeg Quit
[monkey_boy] :O
[chellers] poor noodle
[ClydeFrogger] chellers: are you a chataus killer too?
[chellers] no
[chellers] then again maybe yes :(
* chellers didn't realize she was a killer
* noodleLeg has joined #chataus
[helga_] noodleLeg: ClydeFrogger apologized and you missed it
[noodleLeg] helga_: did you save it for chatty archive?
[helga_] ClydeFrogger said he was going to put it on archive
[knarf] noodleLeg: i thought you made the game more interesting and added a comedic angle to it :D
* ClydeFrogger wishes noodleLeg would have done the "how am i funny" bit from goodfellas
[noodleLeg] thanks knarf
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: there?
[monkey_boy] yep
[monkey_boy] sup?
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: you got me, I thought you were really pissed
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] i just had a dumb issi update to do
[noodleLeg] thought i'd try to be dramatic
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: you gonna try out Spore?
[monkey_boy] noodleLeg: a crafty noodle is new to me

ls

2008-08-22T18:13:00.001-05:00

[15:49] knarf: wha!? PPP!?
[15:49] * knarf hopes helga brings some back
[15:50] monkey_boy: best cheap cardboard pizza on the planet
[15:54] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: did you try force unleashed?
[15:54] monkey_boy: not yet
[15:54] monkey_boy: jon said it is good though
[15:54] ClydeFrogger: this past weekend, i played the indiana jones lego demo
[15:55] ClydeFrogger: ls
[15:56] monkey_boy: sexy_party.jpg waffles.txt how_to_pretend_to_work.pdf
[15:56] ClydeFrogger: good think i didnt do "ls -a"
[15:57] ClydeFrogger: think=thing
[16:00] ClydeFrogger: one more song and im out
[16:00] * monkey_boy wonders what's in waffles.txt
[16:00] ClydeFrogger: your face
[16:00] monkey_boy: lol
[16:00] monkey_boy: that's so damn dumb it made me laugh
[16:01] ClydeFrogger: score

Old Men and a Frog

2008-08-22T18:09:00.003-05:00

[12:33] ClydeFrogger: nothing?
[12:33] eppy: you got something?
[12:33] ClydeFrogger: i got plenty
[12:34] eppy: well.. go for it and get chat going
[12:34] ClydeFrogger: some old men annoyed me this morning at the gym
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: one of them was on a leg machine i wanted to use, and the other was standing next to him and they were talking up a storm
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: then a third old man joined in on the conversation
[12:35] eppy: were they in a balcony?
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: nah, no balconies there
[12:35] ClydeFrogger: jerkface didnt even use the machine the whole time they were talking
[12:36] ClydeFrogger: he was just sitting in it
[12:36] eppy: did you try to force eye contact so he knew you were waiting?
[12:36] ClydeFrogger: nah, i couldnt. he was facing the other way from where i was
[12:37] ClydeFrogger: i had to use another machine thats kind of similar...it kind of sucks though
[12:39] eppy: is it busy there in the morn?
[12:39] ClydeFrogger: not really...majority is old folks when i get there
[12:40] eppy: do you sometimes feel left out?
[12:40] ClydeFrogger: a little
[12:41] eppy: next time show up with some ensure drinks.. that'll get folks talking to you

Turkey Lasagna

2008-08-22T18:04:00.002-05:00

[09:32] *** monkey_boy has changed the topic on channel #chataus to friday is the day we do the forbidden dance....of love!.
[10:03] helga_: glitta: i made the turkey lasagne last night, except used eggplant for the noodles
[10:03] helga_: it was really good!
[10:04] helga_: it took a long time to make... the recipe was true when it said 45 min of prep. plus an hour to cook
[10:04] helga_: dave even got seconds
[10:04] helga_: (and you can sub cheddar cheese for mozzarella cheese in a pinch)
[10:07] helga_: recipe if anyone wants: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/JENNIE-O-Turkey-Lasagna/Detail.aspx
[10:08] helga_: you slice an egglant about 1/4 of an inch thick and use them as lasagna "noodles". (don't peel the egglant first)
[10:08] chellers: and you don't have to precook the eggplant right?
[10:09] helga_: nope
[10:09] helga_: the most time consuming task was cooking the turkey
[10:09] chellers: cool sounds like something different to try :)
[10:10] helga_: chellers: last night i could've used the meat thing ray has :)
[10:10] ClydeFrogger: gross
[10:10] helga_: so when glitta has her pampered chef party, i'm getting one of those!
[10:10] chellers: helga_: that thing is awesome!!
[10:10] chellers: seems so trivial but it makes it much easier
[10:10] chellers: :D
[10:11] helga_: does he do before the meat browns or after?
[10:11] helga_: wondering if you can break up the meat while its still raw
[10:11] helga_: chellers: i made two dishes from the recipe too. one is in the freezer, so i'll see how well it reheats
[10:11] chellers: hmm i think he waits until it starts to brown
[10:12] knarf: ClydeFrogger: lol
[10:12] chellers: helga_: nice i'll have to give it a try, we love lasagna and i haven't made it in a long time
[10:22] ClydeFrogger: knarf: thanks. apparently chellers and helga didnt find the humor in it
[10:43] chellers: :P

Why Girls Can't Watch Baseball... or Drive Cars

2008-06-19T09:53:00.000-05:00

[helga_] morning
[chellers] howday
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: why you getting in early now?
* noodleLeg has joined #chataus
[helga_] ClydeFrogger: to beat eppy
[helga_] noodleLeg: why are you in so early?
[noodleLeg] 6 AM meeting
[noodleLeg] i'm calling from home
[chellers] so lori has already heard this story but
[chellers] i got hit by a baseball last night
[noodleLeg] oh no
[chellers] luckily it was on my foot
[chellers] (my foot was on the dugout)
[chellers] it hit on the side
[helga_] eek
[noodleLeg] how's your foot?
[chellers] a little bruised
[chellers] but i can walk and everything
[noodleLeg] good
[chellers] it was in part my fault
[noodleLeg] how?
[chellers] i was going through my purse at the time
[chellers] instead of paying attention
[chellers] i probably could have moved out of the way if i was watching the game
[noodleLeg] during the game?
[chellers] :)
[chellers] yup
[helga_] chellers: that's why girls can't watch baseball
[helga_] too busy messing around in their purses
[noodleLeg] yeah if you were in the dugout watching that's not really your fault
[chellers] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: and thats why girls cant drive either
* glitta has joined #chataus
[chellers] noodleLeg: i wasn't in the dugout
[chellers] noodleLeg: my foot was proped up on the dugout
[helga_] chellers: sitting behind the dugout, right?
[noodleLeg] chellers: oh i thought you were playing!
[helga_] noodleLeg: chellers and ray go to these games for round rock express
[noodleLeg] this was at a Round Rock game?
[helga_] noodleLeg: they are there like every night
[helga_] noodleLeg: even when they don't have real games
[helga_] noodleLeg: chellers even got a RRExpress tattoo
[noodleLeg] you mean a temp tattoo?
[noodleLeg] oh i'm on
[noodleLeg] brb

Clydefrog's School History

2008-06-17T17:07:00.000-05:00

[ClydeFrogger] back in Van Horn
[knarf] oh
[knarf] its game time
[glitta] van horn had a movie theater?
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: hells yeah
[ClydeFrogger] we had a pizza hut too
[glitta] first run or dollar movies
[ClydeFrogger] mickey d's didnt show up till after we left
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: dont remember
[ClydeFrogger] i remember i won a care bears coloring contest at pizza hut
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: why were you in Van Horn? I thought you were from Conutillo
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: i was going to school there
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they had a sort of magnet school for elementary
[noodleLeg] you lived in conutillo and commuted to van horn for school?
[ClydeFrogger] thatd be crazy
[noodleLeg] eggs
[ClydeFrogger] i stayed there durig the week, and sometimes i would get to home during weekends
[glitta] was it like boarding school
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: kind of
[noodleLeg] no way
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: you lived at the school?
[glitta] or like military school
[ClydeFrogger] i actually stayed off campus though
[glitta] ha ha
[noodleLeg] w/ who?
[ClydeFrogger] there were 4 of us in an apartment
[glitta] ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] and 1 chaperone
[noodleLeg] was it like private school?
[ClydeFrogger] i only went there 1 year...i didnt make the grades to go back the following year
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: not really private, more magnet type...
[glitta] did your parents pay or did you get a scholarship
[glitta] or financial aid
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: i had to get sponsored
[noodleLeg] wow
[ClydeFrogger] and my parents paid the rest
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: what grade?
[glitta] was it for minorities
[glitta] or anyone could go
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: they really werent grades
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: did you like it?
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: its more like "levels"
[noodleLeg] how old were you?
[glitta] did you have to fight a boss to get to the next one?
[ClydeFrogger] i think like 7
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] oh poor ClydeFrogger
[ClydeFrogger] glitta: ahaha
[noodleLeg] were you homesick?
[ClydeFrogger] some...but with the weekend visits every now and then, it got better as the year went along
[noodleLeg] were they mean?
[noodleLeg] is that why you always go to bed early and wake up when its still dark?
[ClydeFrogger] not really....the professors took more of a laid back teaching method
[ClydeFrogger] they just expected us to get the work done, so they didnt pressure too much
[ClydeFrogger] noodleLeg: nah, that was cause of bball during high school
[noodleLeg] were you happy or sad that you didn't go back the next year?
[ClydeFrogger] i was like "eh"...a bunch of the kids there were snobs anyways
[noodleLeg] sounds like a lil ClydeFrogger
[noodleLeg] so weird
[noodleLeg] ClydeFrogger: could you talk to my sis, we're trying to get her comfortable with the idea of my nephew going away for college
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf go play already?
[noodleLeg] glitta: did you know ClydeFrogger went to boarding school?
[noodleLeg] or "magnet" school
[ClydeFrogger] i need to log off sametime...dumb windows popping up
[noodleLeg] i would of cried like crazy if my folks sent me away when i was 7
[knarf] tourny guy gave himself a 1st round bye
[knarf] eppy: i *think* james is in the tourny on the 6th floor. i dont know if thats him for sure.
[eppy] eppy: thats him
[knarf] whenever you find out...can you let lerma know if im not here?
[knarf] i gotta go back up
[knarf] err, down
[eppy] knarf: so how'd you do?
[glitta] noodleLeg: he was a bad kid growning up
[glitta] so they didnt really have a choice
[glitta] it really turned him around
[glitta] who knows where he would be now
[eppy] kicking it with those mexican werewolf brothers prolly
[glitta] noodleLeg i think ClydeFroggers lying.. cause i never knew bout no boarding school in Van horn
[glitta] ill ask him mom
[noodleLeg] wow, if he was lying, i was totally convinced
[glitta] im pretty sure its a lie
[glitta] noodleLeg; his mom said he is lying
[glitta] i sent her a text
[noodleLeg] thanks glitta
[noodleLeg] wait
[noodleLeg] or is glitta lying?
[noodleLeg] at least in person i could see who had the wider smile
[glitta] ok i didnt text his mom.. but im pretty sure he is lying
[ClydeFrogger] did knarf win?
[ClydeFrogger] well, im outs

monkey's lost it

2007-10-30T16:49:00.000-05:00

[helga2] weird that i got disconnected
* eppy has joined #chataus
[eppy] weird
[helga2] eppy, i got disconnected too
[monkey_boy] ok, this is hillarious: -> http://www.youtube.com/v/QepgKVOVfZ8
[chellers] whoa weird i just got that same link from someone else
[monkey_boy] chellers: it's digg.com
[helga2] that's funny:
[eppy] helga2: i cant .msg you
[monkey_boy] eppy: if she's not authenticated, it no workee
[eppy] too bad no one has ops to kick fillerBunny
[monkey_boy] kicking won't do squat
[monkey_boy] it doesn't kick him off the server
[monkey_boy] you gotta wait for him to timeout
[eppy] ah
[helga2] eppy: sametime
[monkey_boy] [eppy] were you serious about christian bales' abs?
[monkey_boy] [helga] no, no no. You're the only man for me eppy!
[monkey_boy] [eppy] I'm not so sure, you were really convincing on chat...
[monkey_boy] [helga] it was just to shut up that annoying monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] [eppy] really? he is annoying...why do we let him in chat anyway?
[monkey_boy] [helga] because he sometimes answers our questions and to annoy clyde

Face

2007-02-26T11:14:00.000-06:00

[14:19] ClydeFrogger: what does HDTV Input Capable mean?
[14:21] knarf: HDMI?
[14:21] knarf: thats what i think
[14:21] knarf: whered you see it?
[14:21] ClydeFrogger: the feature bullet says: HDMI w/HDCP Input
[14:21] ClydeFrogger: www.woot.com
[14:23] ClydeFrogger: man, forum posters are snobs
[14:24] monkey_boy: more of a snob than you?
[14:24] ClydeFrogger: way more
[14:24] monkey_boy: wow
[14:24] ClydeFrogger: its funny cuase they talk chet on forums
[14:24] monkey_boy: and you're even in aix kernel
[14:24] ClydeFrogger: but you know if they were in person, they wouldnt be saying the same things
[14:24] monkey_boy: I'd love to see people that fight in forums fight in real life
[14:24] monkey_boy: it'd be like watching a middle school fight
[14:24] monkey_boy: one of the kids would use the windmill punch
[14:24] ClydeFrogger: id imaging itd be a lot of bumping and "come on"s
[14:25] monkey_boy: haha
[14:25] helga_: and snapping fingers & headshaking & "oh no you di'nt!"
[14:25] knarf: yeah i think thats what they mean by HDTV input
[14:26] ClydeFrogger: eh, i want a tv that does 1080p
[14:26] monkey_boy: my tv still works
[14:26] monkey_boy: I'm gonna wait a bit more
[14:27] helga_: monkey_boy - do you have a tv on the wall yet?
[14:27] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: do you want us to call you an "eppy"?
[14:27] monkey_boy: dude, I watch 98% of my tv on my computer
[14:27] helga_: that's so weird
[14:27] monkey_boy: including dvds
[14:27] monkey_boy: yeap
[14:27] monkey_boy: I just use the tv for ps2 and gamecube
[14:27] helga_: do you watch them in the office, or do you display them from a hard drive to the tv in the living room?
[14:27] * monkey_boy doesn't even own a standalone dvd player
[14:28] monkey_boy: helga_: in my office
[14:28] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: you are a whack-job
[14:28] monkey_boy: aye
[14:28] helga_: monkey_boy: oh yeah, you have a super fancy monitor eppy said
[14:28] monkey_boy: helga_: yeah, that helps a lot
[14:28] monkey_boy: it's the dell 24"
[14:28] * monkey_boy hugs his monitor
[14:28] ClydeFrogger: monkey_boy: thats why i think i dont like comp games...cause i dont want to stare at a comp screen anymore after leaving work
[14:29] monkey_boy: ClydeFrogger: I don't blame you
[14:31] monkey_boy: know what's really dumb?
[14:31] ClydeFrogger: grapes?
[14:31] knarf: youre face?
[14:32] monkey_boy: outlook uses MS word as is mail editor
[14:32] monkey_boy: so whenever you compose an email, it has to load word
[14:32] ClydeFrogger: knarf: yeah, i like your response better
[14:32] * monkey_boy cries a little bit

helga likes pooh

2006-01-16T17:01:00.000-06:00

[helga_] why's it so quiet?
[monkey_boy] helga_: because ClydeFrogger is a major downer.
* chellers shrugs
[monkey_boy] I was all pumped when I came into chat and HomieKnarf told me he's grumpy
[helga_] "pumped"?? like, you were pumping your arms in the air?
[monkey_boy] oh yeah
[monkey_boy] I had my morning yogurt
[monkey_boy] I did my jazzercise
[monkey_boy] and eeyore over there just placed a mini stormcloud over me
[chellers] eeyore is cool
[helga_] eeyore is a downer
[helga_] i like pooh... he's into sweets, like me
[HomieKnarf] makes sense with filler too...he likes you...and if you are like pooh...well...it just works out
[helga_] LOL
* helga_ is still laughing at that one
* HomieKnarf gets up out of his chair with his hands up...
[HomieKnarf] thanks you! g'nite!!
[chellers] hahahahaha
[chellers] nice

Poppycock!

2006-01-04T12:38:00.000-06:00

*** monkey_boy has changed the topic on channel #chataus to Happy Bastielle Day!.
* knarf give monkey_boy a a happy bastille hug
[monkey_boy] yay!
[monkey_boy] aw-shawn-tay!
[glitta] Happy Honolulu!
* knarf giggles at the "kick me" sign on monkey_boy's back
[monkey_boy] :(
* monkey_boy realizes now why the french hate the filthy americans
[knarf] nobody appreciates a good joke anymore
* knarf kicks monkey_boy in the butt and runs away
* monkey_boy plots and schemes against knarf but in his heart knows nothing will ever really come of it.
* knarf lends monkey_boy his copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook
[monkey_boy] nevermind the bollocks!
[monkey_boy] I wanna be anarchy!
[ClydeFrogger] sandra bollocks?
[monkey_boy] maybe.
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: we kartin?
[ClydeFrogger] chure
[ClydeFrogger] wow.... http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/07/12/silicone.death.reut/index.html
[knarf] it was that long ago we were talking about this
[knarf] psychos
[monkey_boy] so does this mean you're not coming to my pumping party this weekend ClydeFrogger? I got the finest industrial grade floor wax to inject into you
[ClydeFrogger] i dont know
[ClydeFrogger] i wanna
[ClydeFrogger] but...
[monkey_boy] I double checked the label. I doesn't say ANYTHING about not injecting it.
[ClydeFrogger] well if the label doesnt say
[monkey_boy] yay!
[monkey_boy] party!
[monkey_boy] pumping party!
[monkey_boy] (sung to the tune of pizza party, the board game)
[knarf] i bet hes already pre-order DK Pumpin Party
[monkey_boy] yay!
[eppy] dumb firefox wont come up...i bet windows is blocking it somehow
* monkey_boy stares at eppy in mute amazement
* knarf opens and closes firefox repeatedly
[eppy] oh...nm...it came up
[eppy] yesterday it wouldnt
* eppy winks at monkey
[glitta] http://ceruleanbutterfly.com/
[glitta] for all you fatties out there..
[glitta] its actually kinda sad
[knarf] wow
[knarf] i cant enter the site
[knarf] i dont have an eating disorder and im not in recovery
* knarf wonders what eating disorder glitta is hiding
[glitta] it was a link off of cnn..
[knarf] uh-huh
[glitta] well Time.com
[glitta] you know how they have links at the bottom
[ClydeFrogger] video killed the radio star
[ClydeFrogger] what exactly is "unauthorized use of a vehicle"
[monkey_boy] that's when you ask the car, "Mr. car can I use you?"
[glitta] prob like if you were a go kart place worker adn you took a go cart to the exxon down the block for some snack..
[monkey_boy] and it says, "posh and poppycock! I think not you ruffian!"
[ClydeFrogger] "look, im writing profanity on the wall"
* ClydeFrogger write "poppycock" on the wall
[eppy] haha...poppycock?
[sistersuds] wow monkey is really getting into the spirit of bastielle day
[ClydeFrogger] write=writes
[eppy] 1. poppycock v. to eat the last of someone's food without asking and in typical cases, without admitting to it upon questioning afterward. Originated in New Haven, CT. Can also be used as an noun. See poppycocker.
* monkey_boy starts constructing a guillotine to cleanse the french government
[monkey_boy] The OED is silent on its origin, but most modern dictionaries know well where it comes from: the Dutch word pappekak for soft faeces.
[monkey_boy] (OED is oxford english dict)
[eppy] other defs agree with that...so its basically b.s.
[monkey_boy] this sir is insubordination!
* monkey_boy pulls off one of his riding gloves and slaps eppy accross the face with it
*** sistersuds has left #chataus.
*** sistersuds has joined #chataus.
[sistersuds] man i hate when i hit the escape key by mistake
[knarf] yatr
[knarf] yar
[knarf] sistersuds: tell ray thx for the mp3 site
[knarf] i finally checked it out last nite
[sistersuds] knarf: sure. i think he still uses it too
[sistersuds] works out pretty well
[knarf] yeah
[knarf] cheap too
[sistersuds] yup
* eppy pulls off his glove...fills it with bricks and slaps monkey_boy across the face

Lindsay Wastin' Away

2006-01-04T12:37:00.000-06:00

[knarf] ok...i will agree lohan is looking gross now
[knarf] http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-is-wasting-away-000171
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: tell her the mary-kart diet is worth it
[ClydeFrogger] hahah, mary-kart
[chelle] hahahaha
[chelle] ClydeFrogger is already thinking about kart time
[ClydeFrogger] chelle: more like just lunch
[ClydeFrogger] im hungry
[chelle] ClydeFrogger: what's for lucnh today
[chelle] ?
* ClydeFrogger shrugs
[knarf] crap
[knarf] i forgot my lunch
[knarf] i suggest chic-fil-a
[ClydeFrogger] we did that yesterday
[monkey_boy] lindsay doesn't look hot anymore.
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: no, she doesnt
[monkey_boy] she looks a-wafair-theeeeein
[knarf] she reaching alley mcbeal proportions
[ClydeFrogger] im just gonna remember the old days
* ClydeFrogger pictures the "santa dance" from mean girls
[monkey_boy] why lord? why? why to they take hot girls and make them bean poles?
* monkey_boy tries to focus after ClydeFrogger's last comment.
[monkey_boy] so....is that scene legal now to gawk at now that she is legal?
[monkey_boy] or since she was illegal at the time is it still wrong?
[knarf] monkey_boy: the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away
[monkey_boy] why can't the lord taketh away from the morbidly obesese instead of the cute and porpotioned?
[ClydeFrogger] i think she was legal when she did it
[monkey_boy] that's your story and you're sticking to it, mr. rewinder?
[monkey_boy] ok, I just saw the picture of her in an ornage dress and cowboy books.
[monkey_boy] boots
[monkey_boy] she's officially unhot now.
[chelle] hahahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: it is our duty to fly to LA, tie her down, and feed her till she gains 20 lbs
[monkey_boy] all in her boobies, like before.
[ClydeFrogger] most
[knarf] how you gonna feed her boobies
[ClydeFrogger] she needs to add some ba-dunk-ka-dunk too
[monkey_boy] maybe we should make her eat the weight gainer bars.
[monkey_boy] like from mean girls.
[ClydeFrogger] caltene bars
[monkey_boy] tell her they're a sweedish diet.
[monkey_boy] I bet she won't even remember, she's so weak from lack of food.
* ClydeFrogger is proud of monkey_boy for remembering a mean girls reference
[monkey_boy] it was hard to remember things with all the eyecandy on screen.
[knarf] monkey_boy liked the gay dude
[ClydeFrogger] we should totally have a mean girls viewing in honor of HOT lindsay
[knarf] or
[monkey_boy] only if we all wear black.
[knarf] we could just say we had one and not
[monkey_boy] \msg ClydeFrogger I don't think knarf realizes LL is actually not hot now.
[monkey_boy] \msg ClydeFrogger I think he's in denial.
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: have you seen mean girls yet
[knarf] no, shes gross
[knarf] yeah
[ClydeFrogger] you can borrow if you want...oh
[chelle] wow
[chelle] i'm the only one that ahsn't seen mean girls yet?
* helga_2 (~helga@pixpat.austin.ibm.com) Quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
[ClydeFrogger] chelle: and that is why you arent a good judge on HOT girls
[chelle] has eppy already seen it too?
[chelle] :P

Rumors

2006-01-03T19:48:00.000-06:00

[Glitta] Breaking News: Someone Got Engaged This Weekend.. Guess Who?
[chelle] it was just nice to be by the ocean
[knarf] YOU!?
[chelle] BRIAN?
[Glitta] Strike one
[Glitta] Strike two
[chelle] EPPY
[knarf] DAVE!?
[Glitta] ha ha Strike Threee YOOOOUUUU OUT
[knarf] elmo?
[Glitta] No
[chelle] NOODLE?!!
[Glitta] DING DING DING DING
[knarf] wow
[chelle] WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!
[Glitta] at least thats what eppy told helga and helga told me
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] and i couldnt keep it in anylonger
[Glitta] and apparently Grant Called eppy with the news?
[Glitta] they are in NYC
[knarf] you guys got suckered
[chelle] wow
[Glitta] no way.. helga wasnt too suprised.. supposedly when he went to el paso with her this summer.. he asked her dad for her hand in marriage
[Glitta] or his blessing.. or whatever it is that you do when you ask the dad
[Glitta] and so peeps where just waiting for the actual popping of the question
[Glitta] i had no clue
[ClydeFrogger] suck, stupid IBM
[ClydeFrogger] my back doc dont accept the new health plans
[chelle] Glitta: wow. i'm surprised grant called eppy w/ the news
[Glitta] yeah.. thats what is kinda unbeleivable for me
[Glitta] im still in shock .. i guess i wont believe it till noodle gets back and tells us
[knarf] ClydeFrogger: are you signed up lready? cant change it?
[ClydeFrogger] well, all the plans are aetna
[ClydeFrogger] and they dont accept aetna
[knarf] ouuu...i havent even looked
[chelle] Glitta: yup
[Glitta] chelle:did you know about any of it? like that they were even planning on getting married?
[monkey_boy] brb
Signoff: monkey_boy ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.3.11")
[chelle] Glitta: no ma'am
[chelle] Glitta: i just knew that grant had finally met the family but that's all
[Glitta] its exciting!

[eppy] /msg knarf i dont think they know yet
[helgaTHEgreate] who knows what?
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreate: oh great, you're gonna encourage him
[Glitta] :/ i spilled the beans
[knarf] nothing...its tru...were not talking about marraige
[helgaTHEgreate] monkey_boy: i can't help it
monkey_boy checks his backlog for any stray beans...
monkey_boy sees no beans...
[knarf] msg eppy way to go dude
[chelle] eppy's preggers?
[helgaTHEgreate] hahahaha
[monkey_boy] the sordid affairs of eppy
[monkey_boy] coming to BBC America this fall!
[eppy] lets see i told them they got engaged at a museum
[ClydeFrogger] uh, can i borrow a dollar from someone
monkey_boy waves a dollar in front of ClydeFrogger...
[monkey_boy] what are you gonna do for it?
[ClydeFrogger] kick you in the nuts
[eppy] Glitta: you told them about deb & grant?
monkey_boy waits for glitta to make a gay ref.
[monkey_boy] eppy: no, but now you did! :D
[Glitta] eppy: :| no.. yes.. no.. Yes! I couldnt take it
[Glitta] but you can tell it again since then it will be STRAIGHT FROM TEH SOURCE
[ClydeFrogger] so about that dollar
[ClydeFrogger] anyone
[eppy] grant told me they announced at times square...and i think she said yes
[helgaTHEgreate] i only have a five and a 20
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you know that sentence made no sense, right
[Glitta] whoa.. who announce what and huh?
[eppy] announce...proposed...my bad
[Glitta] ha ha no sense
[ClydeFrogger] they
[helgaTHEgreate] eppy: are they registering at tiffany's?
[ClydeFrogger] two people proposed?
[eppy] they=he
[knarf] haha
[Glitta] translation: grant proposed at time square and debbie may or may not have said yes
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: you got a stick in your butt
[Glitta] how do you not know if debbie said yes?
knarf makes mental note not to take sticks from ClydeFrogger
[Glitta] i thought it was in a museum in from of a painting
[monkey_boy] knarf: LOL
[Glitta] from = front
[eppy] brb
monkey_boy changes the name of the channel to #The_View.

[eppy] i hafta fess up
[knarf] this should be good
[ClydeFrogger] uh-oh
[eppy] i never talked to grant
[knarf] hahahaha
[ClydeFrogger] nice
[eppy] it was jess jokes...dont be too mad
knarf was looking forward to watching a skinny pale jet black haired goth girl stripping
[djPoppinJ] what?
[djPoppinJ] you ACE..i'm glad I played it off when I called her and she wasn't home. I left a message "hey debbie, give mem acall, blah blah"
[djPoppinJ] dave - so this all started with me? on the phone saturday ? you just decided to be mean?
[chelle] hmmm...yeah maybe eppy's trying to cover his ace
[djPoppinJ] i'm kornfused now
[Glitta] whooooaaaa
[djPoppinJ] he did that beacuse they went out of town
[eppy] i know...ive out done myself
[helgaTHEgreat] wow
[djPoppinJ] and I even tried calling when they were out of town, duh
[Glitta] i thought something was up when you said he did it in time square and helgaTHEgreat said he did it in a museum
[knarf] wow
[knarf] let the ppl vacation in peace
[chelle] hahahahahahaha
[djPoppinJ] dont make me call grant and tell him to ask her!
[djPoppinJ] cuz I will MAKE HIM
[ClydeFrogger] that might give eppy the "Ace of the Year Award"
[helgaTHEgreat] no wonder noodle hates eppy
knarf makes preprations for eppy's trophy
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you didnt know either.. or where you part of the scam..??
[knarf] eppy: you prefer Ace of the Year or Ass of the Year?
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: i wasn't part of the scam
[eppy] im gonna hafta go with ace
[Glitta] so eppy tricked you too???
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] ace it is
[ClydeFrogger] eppy has no bounds
[helgaTHEgreat] glitta: looks like it
[chelle] well then why did helga say it took place in a museum?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. we all have your back
[knarf] wow...he counted on you girls spreading the lies like wild fire...good ol rumors
[knarf] chelle: eppy messed up his own lie
[Glitta] makes me realize how bad it is to spread rumors.
[chelle] i dunno i'm gonna go with eppy spilled the beans and is trying to cover his ace
[knarf] youd think he wouldf got it str8
[chelle] knarf: nah we're talking about eppy here
[knarf] exactly
[Glitta] too many lies and deceptions in this chat room
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[knarf] oh oh...make a #wedding-talk
[Glitta] im still suspicious that helgaTHEgreat is in on it
[ClydeFrogger] i did find it weird that grant would call eppy and not noodle call eppy
[knarf] maybe she started it then got eppy to cover for her this morning...
[knarf] that would esplain why eppy effed it up
[helgaTHEgreat] don't blame this on me
[Glitta] why would they wanna start a rumor like that
[Glitta] that just mean
[knarf] cuz they knew ppl would eat it up?
[Glitta] should have made it more outrageous.. not something thats believable.. thats my theory
[knarf] is the believable rumor more easy to spread?
[monkey_boy] you can always blame me.
[knarf] ^nt
[knarf] monkey_boy...you bastard.
monkey_boy hangs his blabbing mouth in shame
[helgaTHEgreat] i thought its a very believable rumor
[Glitta] eppy: what do you have to say for yourself.. why did you do it???
[Glitta] the people wanna know
[Glitta] maybe eppy was just trying to get helgaTHEgreat??
[eppy] no...i told this to cracker too
[helgaTHEgreat] he knew i'd tell you, Glitta, at the race on sunday
[eppy] i did know helga was going to the run on sunday
[Glitta] yeah.. i know.. thats funny
[knarf] BURN
[chelle] i remember when we tried to get eppy to keep a secret..first person he called was glitta
[chelle] :D
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[Glitta] what if noodle did think he was gonna ask the big question and he didnt.. and shes sad
[Glitta] and here we are spreading rumors that it happened
[chelle] i'll just wait until noodle comes back
[helgaTHEgreat] what if it really happened and eppy didn't even KNOW?!
knarf is glad he didnt spread rumors
[chelle] i have 2 theroies
[chelle] oops theories
[chelle] 1) eppy's telling the truth and now feels bad he spilled the beans
[chelle] 2) eppy wanted to punk peeps
[knarf] back and to the left
[knarf] back...and to the left
knarf thinks helgaTHEgreat is the other shooter on the grassy noel
[Glitta] We just got PUNKD
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, unintentionally
[Glitta] now im sad
[helgaTHEgreat] i'm pissed at eppy, for bringing me into his web of lies
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: you should be.. where is the TRUST in the relationship
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: break up with him.. teach him a lesson
[helgaTHEgreat] i just might
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: make him cry too
[chelle] maybe eppy's feeling out the waters with helga
[chelle] see if its time to pop the question
[helgaTHEgreat] well, that would be a dumb idea now
[Glitta] ooooooooooh
[knarf] i thought it was barely like 2...its gonna be 4 already
[knarf] ouch man
[Glitta] i have to say im suprised eppy caused all this.. we will be talking about it for years to come
[knarf] can i go home now?
[Glitta] helgaTHEgreat: i was gonna say you did a good job playin it off with the Aaron Dream.
[Glitta] sucked me right in
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: that did happen
[Glitta] thats funnny
[helgaTHEgreat] i even told aaron about it
[Glitta] ha ha..
[eppy] i hafta fess up
[eppy] again
[eppy] the weddin's back on!
[helgaTHEgreat] who trusts you?
ClydeFrogger raises hand
[eppy] nah really...this is the truth
[Glitta] yeah who cares.. im waiting for debbie
monkey_boy thinks the perfect way to tell is by reinstating the old methods to determine if someone is a witch
[Glitta] Quit playing with my Emmotions!!!
[monkey_boy] if we drown eppy and he lives, he's lying!
[chelle] ooouuuu
[monkey_boy] if he dies, he told the truth. QED
[chelle] monkey_boy: good suggestion
[monkey_boy] nothing quite like a good witch trial.
[monkey_boy] noodle would like it too...all gothic and halloweeney
[Glitta] im soo confused i dont know what to feel anymore.... happiness, excitement, or deception
[helgaTHEgreat] i don't believe it
[eppy] would i try to dup you again?
[monkey_boy] eppy: yes
[ClydeFrogger] its the truth
[helgaTHEgreat] of course
[Glitta] yes.. cause its even better the second time around
[monkey_boy] fool me once....
[monkey_boy] fool me twice...
[knarf] eppy: is telling the truth now
[monkey_boy] three times a lady!
[Glitta] yeah..
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[knarf] it happened at the museum
[ClydeFrogger] he wanted to trick you all this morning with the whole times square thing, but you all didnt fall for it
[Glitta] i think all the kart boyz are in on it now
[helgaTHEgreat] was this a grant kart plan?
[helgaTHEgreat] grant = grand
[Glitta] i'll wait for the real deal...
[Glitta] helga: the grant kart plan works too
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: yeah
[ClydeFrogger] haha, now know one is gonna believe what eppy says
[Glitta] monkey_boy: in order to find out the truth.. i nominate you to call Noodle right now
[monkey_boy] ok
[monkey_boy] gimme her #
[Glitta] ok
[helgaTHEgreat] like her cell phone is really on
[ClydeFrogger] 867-####
[chelle] it might be
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: dialing.
[chelle] in case family needs to get a hold of her
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: ringing
[Glitta] um.. i have two numbers for her cell
[Glitta] 297####
[Glitta] 297-####
[monkey_boy] they both local?
[Glitta] yeah
[eppy] i talked to grant
[Glitta] 731-####
[eppy] that one's old
[Glitta] DJPoppinJ: which one is it
[monkey_boy] calling 1st
[chelle] i'm still confused as to why grant would call eppy
[monkey_boy] runging
[Glitta] yeah.. are they that tight??
[eppy] im a fun person
[chelle] i'm not believing anything until i hear it from deb
[knarf] the plan was hatched early this morning...before kart
[knarf] when he came on, i msg'd him and told him to say he was joking
[knarf] he figured out hte rest, saying times sqaure instead of museum so you could "piece together his lie"
[chelle] Glitta: yeah i dunno
[monkey_boy] I just called her.
[monkey_boy] SHE SAID YES
[Glitta] ok.. i dont give eppy that much credit
[knarf] wow
[monkey_boy] (and she was weirded out by me)
[monkey_boy] :)
[ClydeFrogger] hahaha
[knarf] poor eppy
[monkey_boy] but Grant said we should have lied.
[eppy] jess jokes
[helgaTHEgreat] monkey_boy: do you weird out girls a lot?
[monkey_boy] (we being Noodle and he)
[monkey_boy] helgaTHEgreat: almost all of em, yeah.
[monkey_boy] :)
[Glitta] HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!1
[monkey_boy] Glitta: you owe me
[monkey_boy] :)
[eppy] do i still get my ace trophy?
[Glitta] :D Yes I do monkey_boy
[monkey_boy] ;)
[chelle] i say we all get to roshambo eppy
[Glitta] The questions still remains.... why did Grant call Dave and tell him the good news???
[Glitta] monkey_boy: did she say when she was coming home???
[chelle] and helga should go first
[Glitta] helga should go twice
[chelle] there ya go
[helgaTHEgreat] noodle likes a man who takes charge
[monkey_boy] Glitta: she was more along the lines of completely overwhelmed by me that I didn't want to prolong the pain
[Glitta] Strippers Back ON!!!!!!!!!
[monkey_boy] Glitta: so no, she didn't mention it. :)
[chelle] Glitta: i still don't get that part either
[Glitta] monkey_boy;ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger] who let the cpus out
[helgaTHEgreat] why is notes slow today

Chappelle Fun

2006-01-03T12:21:00.000-06:00

[LilPuppetTheBlue] filler did you go to the show last night?
[fillerBunny] yeah...did you?
[fillerBunny] i was bummed that i was missing mos def
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah me too
[fillerBunny] wasnt sure which you were going to
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I looked for you but I didn't see you there
[fillerBunny] where were you?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] then I got drunk and went home
[fillerBunny] haha
[fillerBunny] i mean...like...relative to center stage
[LilPuppetTheBlue] first I was by the resturaunt on the porch
[fillerBunny] where were your seats bunghole
[LilPuppetTheBlue] there where no seats
[LilPuppetTheBlue] standing
[LilPuppetTheBlue] =p
[fillerBunny] im confused
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I moved around after each beer
[LilPuppetTheBlue] the stubs show
[fillerBunny] im sorry dude
[LilPuppetTheBlue] was only standing, no seats like always
[fillerBunny] i thought you were talking about dave chappelle
[fillerBunny] did you go to both?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] chappelle hasnt happened yet
[fillerBunny] that was last night
[fillerBunny] haha
[glitta] oh oh.. this is gonna be good
[LilPuppetTheBlue] mos def was last night
glitta pulls up a chair to catch the action
[fillerBunny] lol
[LilPuppetTheBlue] na hell na
[fillerBunny] this is too good
[glitta] archive it
[fillerBunny] my sides hurt
[glitta] i think LilPuppetTheBlue is the biggest Chappelle fan i know
[fillerBunny] ah-yessss
[fillerBunny] poor lil triump and leo are getting a beating tonight
[glitta] [LilPuppetTheBlue] when did you think the Chapelle show was??
[glitta] May have been better if he showed up to the Erwin Center and tehre was a a Basketball game going on
[glitta] or something else
[LilPuppetTheBlue] f*ck
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I couldnt go anyway
[LilPuppetTheBlue] diane was in SFO
[glitta] boy shes got you on a tight rope
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well that would be f'd up if she called her and I said, hey the chappelle show is on, sorry I sold your ticket
[debora_] done packing
[debora_] night all
[LilPuppetTheBlue] at least I missed out too
[glitta] [LilPuppetTheBlue] you could have sold both
[glitta] and made lots o cash
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yep
Signoff: debora_ ("Leaving")
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well I gotta go
[fillerBunny] k
[fillerBunny] sorry dude
[glitta] bye
[LilPuppetTheBlue] no biggie
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I feel worse for her
[fillerBunny] what!?
[glitta] you t hikn she would have got mad if you went to the show
[fillerBunny] sorry...cant help myself
[glitta] not your fault the days were mixed up
[LilPuppetTheBlue] oh hell yeah shed be mad
[glitta] but its an honest mistake
[glitta] not like you did it behind her back
[glitta] i think she wouldnt have wanted you to waste the money for it
[glitta] at least you could have said.. well at least i made you 100 bux
[LilPuppetTheBlue] yeah, but I know she really wanted to see it and shed be hurt that I went
[LilPuppetTheBlue] this way we both got screwed so I'min the clear
[fillerBunny] how was mos def?
[glitta] yeah you are definately in teh clear
[LilPuppetTheBlue] f#cker didt show up
[fillerBunny] no way
[LilPuppetTheBlue] he problably went to the chappelle show
[LilPuppetTheBlue] since they are friends
[fillerBunny] how 'bout talib...and pharoh monk?
[LilPuppetTheBlue] I got drunk so I didn't stay for them, I saw K laaa and Jean Gray
[LilPuppetTheBlue] K Laaaa was badass
[fillerBunny] never heard of him
[LilPuppetTheBlue] Rapping Somalian
[LilPuppetTheBlue] played a african drum while he rapped.
[LilPuppetTheBlue] well I gotta go shoot myself
[LilPuppetTheBlue] syall
[glitta] bye
[fillerBunny] peace

make dave bleed

2005-12-01T17:03:00.001-06:00

[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: did you see south park last night?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: which one?
[monkey_boy] ClydeFrogger: free willy
[ClydeFrogger] nah, i missed it
[ClydeFrogger] forgot it was on
[monkey_boy] I got the avi if you want it
[ClydeFrogger] ill catch it tonight
[monkey_boy] it has the mexican space program on it
[helga_] si, fly
[monkey_boy] helga_: oh man, I loved that
[helga_] si, fly
[helga_] "it'll get funny"
[helga_] last night dave hit me with a bottle metal cap and then i started bleeding
[monkey_boy] whoa
[monkey_boy] did you call the cops?
[monkey_boy] file a report?
[helga_] and when i was mad at him, and was about to call the cops...
[helga_] he kept saying, "but, it'll get funny, just you wait"
[helga_] i gotta admit....
[helga_] it did get funny.
[monkey_boy] hahah
[monkey_boy] nice
[monkey_boy] this means you get one free "make dave bleed" event
[monkey_boy] that's a nice card to have
[helga_] awesome
[helga_] so true
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: save up to 3 of those and you can trade them in for a "kick dave in the nads" event
[monkey_boy] best print one out and keep it in your purse
[helga_] monkey_boy: i'll make a wallet size version
[monkey_boy] sweet
[monkey_boy] so what are you getting glitta for xmas ClydeFrogger ?
[monkey_boy] best be something totally sweet
[ClydeFrogger] nothin'...teach her a lesson for not getting me nuthin'
[monkey_boy] nice
[monkey_boy] you show her
[chellers] maybe glitta is gonna make you something from the heart
[chellers] like a nice knitted scarf
[chellers] or a knitted vest
[helga_] http://www.supload.com/free/MakeDaveBleed.jpg/view/
[ClydeFrogger] helga_: thats good
[monkey_boy] sexy
[chellers] helga_: hahahahaha
[monkey_boy] that's awesome
[monkey_boy] print it out
[helga_] who knew the card already existed? :)
[monkey_boy] yep
[monkey_boy] the internet has everything
* monkey_boy searchers for "bank account with millions to give to monkeyboy"

Vote For Monkeyboy

2005-07-19T16:02:00.000-05:00

[monkeyboy] vote for monkeyboy: I'll give mandatory days off to gamers.
[knarf] hes got my vote
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'll invade canada.
[monkeyboy] and make it a real country.
[helga] um, it already IS a real country
[monkeyboy] no way.
[monkeyboy] it's like usa-lite.
[Cracker] than what's mexico?
[knarf] monkeyboy makes a strong case...
[knarf] monkeyboy: will you stick to your beliefs or pull a kerry and support no war next week?
[monkeyboy] Cracker: oh, I'm going after them next.
[monkeyboy] knarf: I've always been for invading canada.
[monkeyboy] I stand by that.
[ClydeFrog] they should just get all the world leaders and play a "winner take all" game of risk
[knarf] 3 cheers for monkeyboy
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hip
[knarf] hooray!!
[monkeyboy] oh, and I'm gonna smack around time warner and comcast and all the cable providers.
[monkeyboy] NO MORE COMMERCIALS on cable.
[ClydeFrog] nice
[monkeyboy] and regulate the broadband market.
[Cracker] Seriously though, if you vote at the primaries tonight, you will become attached to a party for 2 years. This election will determin the candidates to run in November General election.
[ClydeFrog] /msg monkeyboy and more skinemax type channels
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: only after 10pm
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: after 10, tv becomes like europe.
[ClydeFrog] but without the hairy chicks
[monkeyboy] I can't control hair. you'll have to vote on that with your remote.
[ClydeFrog] vote with your remote....i smell a patent....dibs
[monkeyboy] hahaha
[monkeyboy] oh, and SCO is sent to haiti to fix all the problems there.
[monkeyboy] and this is just in the first month in office!
[knarf] youre awesome
[knarf] monkeyboy: what about SC2?
[monkeyboy] starcraft 2?
[knarf] where do you stand on a new SC?
[knarf] si
[monkeyboy] oh, there will be talks with blizzard.
[monkeyboy] maybe a nice government grant.
[knarf] ouuuu
[monkeyboy] we've spent too much on crap like social security.
[monkeyboy] oh, and drug companies get the finger.
[monkeyboy] no more of this $200 a bottle for pills.
[monkeyboy] sheesh
[ClydeFrog] can we get back the money weve put into social security since SS wont be there when we need it
[knarf] you can direct funds planned parenthood and any $$ being wasted on this same sex deal
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: I can't do that...BUT, I can give you a free copy of starcraft 2
[ClydeFrog] i dont like those kinds of games
[monkeyboy] but it's free
[ClydeFrog] BOOOOO
[ClydeFrog] your losing my vote
[monkeyboy] ok, ClydeFrog is shipped to haiti too.
[knarf] monkeyboy: how about a WP version that REALLY works
[monkeyboy] wp?
[knarf] warppipe
[monkeyboy] ah.
[knarf] monkeyboy: i cant kart if ClydeFrog is in haiti
[monkeyboy] tell him to stop being a wuss then
[monkeyboy] oh, this whole controversy of power in california?
[chelle] that could be your campaign motto
[monkeyboy] simple. blow the place up.
[monkeyboy] no more calif.
[chelle] "stop being a wuss...vote for monkeyboy"
[monkeyboy] damn straight.
[monkeyboy] I'm off to cafepress.com to make some bumperstickers.
[knarf] thats beautiful
[knarf] monkeyboy: the raiders are in calif...you lose my vcote
[knarf] vote*
[monkeyboy] knarf: we can move them.
[monkeyboy] it's not a suprise blow up.
[knarf] im gonna have to see a draft of your proposal
[monkeyboy] tell everyone I'm blowing up calif in 90 days.
[ClydeFrog] the terminator might try to stop you
[monkeyboy] the other option is split it up into 5-10 states.
[monkeyboy] where hollywood is blown up after the split.
[monkeyboy] oh, MTV becomes illegal.
[monkeyboy] damn MTV
[chelle] :o
[monkeyboy] they don't play music!
[chelle] no more newlyweds?
[monkeyboy] chelle: they'll have to find a new station.
[chelle] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[monkeyboy] I propose a live tv station.
[monkeyboy] all reality shows.
[monkeyboy] quit putting that on other networks.
[monkeyboy] scifi with one?
[monkeyboy] that's just sad.
[Cracker] you're making lose my concetration here
[monkeyboy] it's 4
[Cracker] yeah, I still have 2 HOURS
[monkeyboy] what concentration you had is gone with after lunch boost.
[Cracker] actually, I had a "i'm now connected" boost
[monkeyboy] uh, okay...
[Cracker] laptop connection wasn't working
[monkeyboy] any other bones for my administration to pick?
[knarf] how do you spell apaer?
[knarf] dissappear
[knarf] appear?
[Cracker] yes
[monkeyboy] yes
[Cracker] does it look funny after staring at it?
knarf nods
[monkeyboy] don't look at it anymore, it's right.
knarf closes his eyes
[eppy] monkeyboy: will you kill linkin' park and 50 cent for me?
[monkeyboy] eppy: see my hollywood bomb proposal.
[eppy] alrighty
[monkeyboy] oh, any white people caught saing the "words" bling and/or bling will be shot on sight.
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: what do you propose to do to people who blame fast food restaurants for their chubness
[knarf] its the same word
[knarf] what about wanna be rappin white boyz?
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: put them on treadmills and store the power.
[monkeyboy] we have more power and less fatties.
[chelle] hahahahahaha
[eppy] ive been wanting to patent that for a while
[chelle] monkeyboy: on a similar note, how do you propose to control ppl filing unecessary lawsuits?
[monkeyboy] the problem with the U.S. is we're all too afraid to say what we think (except for ClydeFrog).
[monkeyboy] chelle: that one's easy too.
[ClydeFrog] eppy sucks
[eppy] lollipops
[eppy] .
[monkeyboy] chelle: they like sharks in suits, let's see if they like sharks in water.
[monkeyboy] film it.
[monkeyboy] put on reality tv.
[chelle] nice
[monkeyboy] make money on endorsements.
[debora] lol
[monkeyboy] this nation debt thing would be gone in no time.
[monkeyboy] this prison thing is easy too.
[monkeyboy] make a nice square state all walled in...
[monkeyboy] and rename it to Thunderdome.
[monkeyboy] film that too.
[knarf] hey hey hye
[eppy] i see a pattern
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the hungry
[monkeyboy] eppy: feed em?
[eppy] thats so crazy it might just work!
[eppy] monkeyboy: whatabout the homeless...lemme guess
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[monkeyboy] you got it.
[debora] yes
[eppy] put them on a reality show building there own home?
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: can you get rid of lotus notes or at least make it work
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: lotus and all products related therein are banished to russia
[chelle] np
[ClydeFrog] russia, nice
[knarf] banished...like on forever eden
[ClydeFrog] guess haiti got too crowded
[knarf] aka paradise hotel
[monkeyboy] sametime is replaced with a not-crap IM, and we all get IMAP.
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: you don't wanna go to Haiti.
[helga] qee IMAP?
[monkeyboy] helga: it's a protocol that stores your mail on the server.
[debora] monkeyboy: can we get a better search engine in w3?
[monkeyboy] it's like POP3
[monkeyboy] debora: w3 is gone. we get ibm.google.com

Who's BDay is Next??

2005-07-19T12:27:00.000-05:00

[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, yup that's the fountain i saw
[noodleLegs] DJPoppinJ, but it would have to be white chocolate
* noodleLegs thinks
[noodleLegs] eppy, sea dragon, i think
[eppy] sounds right
[eppy] thats right...paul was leaving right around that time
* SignOff helgaTHEgreat: #chataus (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
[eppy] the one before was yours and monkey was leaving then
[noodleLegs] eppy: i planned it but i couldn't go to yours
[noodleLegs] cuz of a meeting or something
[noodleLegs] eppy, right
[eppy] ok...do we know who's is the next bday...normally it'd been paul...but he's goners...i think wendy's is next...in march
* noodleLegs taps eppy on the head
[eppy] am i forgetting someone's bday
[noodleLegs] isn't it helga's?
[eppy] oh oh oh...yeah
[knarf] haha
[noodleLegs] hope she wasn't watching
[eppy] i guess i should set it up
[knarf] lucky
[knarf] she left chat
[eppy] no...she just signed off
[eppy] no one tell
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[knarf] my silence is for sale
[noodleLegs] chatty archieve blackmail?
[knarf] damn str8
[chelle] knarf: i think you need a new game for your xbox que no?
* SignOff knarf: #chataus ("using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.2.1")
[chelle] then again maybe not
[eppy] woohoo
* knarf has joined #chataus
[noodleLegs] i wonder if eppy killed knarf to silence him
[knarf] hells nah
* mode/#chataus [+o knarf] by chelle
[eppy] archive is gone...im safe from knarf
[chelle] maybe kanrf needs another xbox to have upstairs
[chelle] oop knarf
[knarf] yes, that would be nice chelle
[noodleLegs] chelle, you trying to sell an xbox?
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[knarf] way off
[chelle] noodleLegs: nope
[noodleLegs] k, i'll go back to reading
[noodleLegs] bbl
[knarf] chats been slow...i believe this is archive worthy
[eppy] luckily you signed off...so the archive is goners
[knarf] nope
[knarf] sucka
[eppy] youre bluffing
[knarf] really?
[knarf] how much is it worth to you?
[eppy] nothing..you aint got chet
[ClydeFrogger] so bored
[glitta] i thought eppy was joking and trying someone to mention helgas bday
[ClydeFrogger] they should put an arcade in 908
[ClydeFrogger] a free one
[eppy] glitta: momentary lapse
[glitta] lapse of what
[ClydeFrogger] ouuu
[eppy] of remembering
[ClydeFrogger] shes calling you out
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you still swollen and itchy
[ClydeFrogger] ?
[knarf] wow
[eppy] :/
[knarf] what did you guys do at lunch??
[eppy] haha
[glitta] eppy: if you really forgot.. that is baaad. I wouldnt tell helga cause she'll get Mad!
[eppy] wouldnt you like to know
[knarf] oh, im telling helga
[eppy] glitta: why would i tell?
[knarf] it'll be fun for me
[eppy] knarf: she's not gonna believe you
[knarf] she will when i post the archive
[glitta] i mean I will not tell helga.. cause i dont want her to get mad at you.
[eppy] glitta: you rock!
[eppy] knarf: whatever...you aint got it
[glitta] and i dont want her to get her feelings hurt either
[knarf] right now the going rate on my silence is only a fajita taco combo
[eppy] post a small snipet if you do
[knarf] it'll go up later
[knarf] the going rate that is
[ClydeFrogger] lets play some movie trivia
[DJPoppinJ] ok
[DJPoppinJ] lets
[knarf] [
[knarf] [
[knarf] [
[knarf] theres more...
[eppy] :0
[knarf] make them all steak fajita tacos
* helgaTHEgreat has joined channel #chataus
[knarf] :D
[eppy] bbl

Config code is so 3rd grade

2005-07-13T16:21:00.003-05:00

[chelle] oh man...these next three weeks are gonna be busy
[ClydeFrog] was that a sarcastic voice
[chelle] no i'm serious
Parblabo takes a moment to count the hairs on his big toe
[ClydeFrog] but are you CHERIOUS
[chelle] they want me to write the config code for this new adapter
[chelle] EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
[ClydeFrog] tell them you dont want to
[ClydeFrog] maybe next year
[chelle] no it's exciting
[chelle] and scary
[monkeyboy] chelle: config isn't too bad.
[chelle] well it needs to at least be a skeleton
[monkeyboy] you'll be fine.
[chelle] yeah i've been looking over the config for the ethernet adapter
[monkeyboy] if you get stuck, I know nothing.
[monkeyboy] ;)
[chelle] figured that was a good place to start
[chelle] :D
[monkeyboy] nah, I'll help ya if I can.
[ClydeFrog] me too
[monkeyboy] key thing is I can't look at the code.
[chelle] understood
[chelle] thx
[ClydeFrog] i used to write config for adapters when i was in high school
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle do not trust ClydeFrog's lies...
[chelle] /msg monkey yeah i'm kinda ignoring him
[ClydeFrog] this one time, i had this adapter and it took me 3 days to write the code
[ClydeFrog] i almost failed the class, but then right before class started, i finished
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle goo idea.
[ClydeFrog] turns out, it was the best config code the teacher ever saw
[monkeyboy] ooh ClydeFrog! tell us more! you're so smart!
[ClydeFrog] i think i got an award or something
[chelle] wow...you're AMAZING
[monkeyboy] /msg chelle god, he's irritating, itsn't he?
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: an award for SUCKING?
[Parblabo] i SO did that in 3rd grade
[chelle] /msg monkey hahahahaha
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[monkeyboy] ;)
[chelle] i am glad i took dd class tho...at least i know what config code is ;)
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: you're at -1 minutes.
[ClydeFrog] Parblabo: yeah, well in 3rd grade i was too busy finding a cure for smallpox, so i didnt have 7th period open for that class
[monkeyboy] you need to leave.

Resident Evil: chataus

2005-07-13T11:58:00.001-05:00

[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: so you wanna take a trip out to raccoon city and shoot some zombies
[monkey_boy] damn right.
[monkey_boy] dibs on Jill Valentine
[ClydeFrogger] thats fine with me
[ClydeFrogger] milla is hotter and kicks more ace
monkey_boy grabs his samurai sword
[monkey_boy] yeah, enjoy that t-virus
[monkey_boy] cuz you're gonna get it.
[monkey_boy] from kissing her.
[ClydeFrogger] so
[ClydeFrogger] then ill be able to kick ace like her
[monkey_boy] then she's gonna have to kill you
[ClydeFrogger] and run down buildings
[monkey_boy] nope
[monkey_boy] you'll mutate
[monkey_boy] and be all slow and hungry
[ClydeFrogger] no
[monkey_boy] yup, I can see the future
[ClydeFrogger] ill be safe about it
[monkey_boy] oh, ok then
[monkey_boy] so we going?
[ClydeFrogger] yeah
monkey_boy holds his sword at the ready
[ClydeFrogger] i just need to finsih this one thing
[monkey_boy] suh-weet
[ClydeFrogger] you know, i think eppy is a zombie
monkey_boy hands ClydeFrogger this nice new vest
[monkey_boy] got this for ya
[ClydeFrogger] i saw him walking all slow and pigeon-toed this morning
[monkey_boy] ass. :)
[ClydeFrogger] what?
[ClydeFrogger] fine
[ClydeFrogger] when he bites you
[ClydeFrogger] im gonna shoot you in the face
monkey_boy snickers
[monkey_boy] that's fine.
monkey_boy can't believe ClydeFrogger didn't notice the vest he gave him has S.T.A.R.S. written on the back
[ClydeFrogger] d!x
[monkey_boy] :D
[ClydeFrogger] i see how it is
[monkey_boy] hahahahah
[monkey_boy] just don't start using any fake russian accents and we'll be ok.
ClydeFrogger writes "I (heart) Ryan" above the S.T.A.R.S and crosses out the 'S'
[monkey_boy] you love ryan T.A.R.S?
[ClydeFrogger] damn you

Volleyball Theory

2005-07-06T18:14:00.000-05:00

[eppy] the day will come when you will feel the wrath...the wrath of
[eppy] KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
[Glitta] chaka kahn?
[knarf] let me rock you?
[eppy] i still dont get how...i think monkey...or mebby you were like...yeah...i finished SC over the weekend
[Glitta] eppy: did you get my sheck]
[Glitta] ]=?
[knarf] uh, no one fished it over the weekend
[eppy] Glitta: yes...thx
[Glitta] great!
[eppy] i still dont get why you just didnt hand it to me
[Glitta] cause you still wouldnt have it
[knarf] you dont get alot of things huh?
[Glitta] and i always feel bad when someone puts up there own cash
[eppy] oh...well i wont cash it for prolly another week
[Glitta] well now i dont have to worry about it..
[knarf] did ou guys win last week?
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[knarf] you
[eppy] got cancelled
[knarf] oh yeah
[Glitta] eppy so did the shirt idea bust
* eppy crosses fingers
[ClydeFrogger] yes
[Glitta] i kinda dont think i want a new shirt?
[eppy] Glitta: too many haters
[ClydeFrogger] i didnt see any patterns, or designs
[ClydeFrogger] it was all words, no visual
[eppy] you made the pattern
[eppy] you know what it looks like
[Glitta] maybe we can get socks instead?
[ClydeFrogger] shorts
[ClydeFrogger] or hats
[ClydeFrogger] oh oh oh, team bags
[Glitta] yeah team bags
[Glitta] thats cool
[eppy] bags huh...to hold?
[helgaTHEgreat] i just came back from Ulta and i tried a sample of perfume on and i can smell its a bit strong... i bet my OM hates me
[Glitta] no Water Bottles!!!!!
[Glitta] we shoudl get water bottles with our team logo on them!!!!!
[ClydeFrogger] oh, and a team bus
[ClydeFrogger] to take us to the games to make sure everyone is on time
[Glitta] so people can get there ON TIME
* ClydeFrogger looks at eppy
[Glitta] ha ha
[Glitta] ClydeFrogger: in eppys defense i did have a missed call on my cell from dave at 7:24 eppy images glitta and clydefrogger as two small annoying chicuacuas
[Glitta] im sure it was to let us know he was gonna be late
[Glitta] chihuahuas
[knarf] whoa
[ClydeFrogger] no, chicuacuas
[ClydeFrogger] they are new
[knarf] are those like chiclets?
[Glitta] eppy probably new in advance that the game was gonna be canceled
[Glitta] eppy: so why were you late?? clyde has a theory..
[eppy] late?
[Glitta] to the vb game last week
[eppy] haha
Signoff: chelle (burroughs.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
[eppy] oh...i hadta go by helga's to get her comp
[helgaTHEgreat] Glitta: what was clyde's theory?
[knarf] you guys should of told him beforehand what time the
game was at
[eppy] welp...trey's back on...bbl
[ClydeFrogger] knarf: figured he would have known, since he is the coach and all
[Glitta] clyde: you can explain your theory if you want
[ClydeFrogger] well
[knarf] and can you hear the sound of hysteria
[knarf] the subliminal mind fook america
* helgaTHEgreat patiently listens
[ClydeFrogger] i heard from a one ms. wendy korn that the two of them had just finished eating at an establishment called Thundercloud subs
[helgaTHEgreat] yeah, and wendy got there before him?
[knarf] is that the theory?
[ClydeFrogger] since ms. korn was already at the gym, and it had been about 15 minutes, i concluded that he must have taken a detour to either his or your house
[knarf] ahhh
[helgaTHEgreat] he DID take a detour. your theory was right
[ClydeFrogger] for the purpose of pooping, since we all known eppy has a phobia of using public restrooms
[knarf] hahahahahha
[Glitta] ha ha ha
[helgaTHEgreat] NO, he had to pick up my computer
[Glitta] ha ha ha ha
[Glitta] im sure he got a poop in there too
[knarf] HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[knarf] oh man
* helgaTHEgreat secretly laughs so eppy doesn't see
[knarf] ah man...i couldnt keep it in
[knarf] my om wants to know whats fnuny
[knarf] funny*
[knarf] eppy: can you swing by so he knows who you are?
* ClydeFrogger takes off his sherlock holmes hat
[ClydeFrogger] and that is my theory

I'm So Embarrassed

2005-07-06T17:31:00.000-05:00

[eppy] im so embarrassed
[ClydeFrogger] whys that
[eppy] i closed my door...cut one...and sure enough...someone came to visit
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[ClydeFrogger]hahaha
[eppy] i considered not opening
[ClydeFrogger] sucka
[ClydeFrogger] why did you
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: your too nice
[sistersuds] new nick for eppy pedo
[ClydeFrogger] they would have come back
[glitta] do you think they noticed
[eppy] it was a girl...im sure
[glitta] ha ha ha ha
[sistersuds] groos
[glitta] did you say excuse me or pretend like nothing happend?
[eppy] pretend
[sistersuds] HAHAHAHAHA
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: start a rumor that it was her who busted ace in your office
[eppy] it turns out that im getting an office mate
[sistersuds] oh really?
[eppy] that poor soul
[DJPoppinJf] who?
[eppy] no idea
[sistersuds] the chick that visited you?
[DJPoppinJf] now eppy has to bring in his air freshener again to the office
[eppy] no...she was just the organizer of that stuff
[sistersuds] she's probably gonna be like..."eeeww i don't wanna sit w/ fart boy"
[eppy] she offered to clean my office
[knarf] poor lady...shes nice too
[sistersuds] she is nice
[knarf] and eppy assaulted her
[sistersuds] oh man i can't stop laughing
[DJPoppinJf] haha
[sistersuds] eppy: did you purposely shut your door cause you knew you were gonna rip one?
[eppy] sistersuds: yeah
[sistersuds] LOL
[eppy] her name is beth
[knarf] her name was beth....RIP
[DJPoppinJf] it's those wings we had last night

Hells Yeah

2005-07-05T18:01:00.000-05:00

[helga] eppy: has cracker told you yet that she's having a yard sale?
[eppy] :/
[eppy] hells nah
[knarf] eppy: i think the hells can only be used with the yeah
[knarf] sounds weird with nah
[knarf] plus, you gotta rase the roof when you do it
[eppy] knarf: sorry...i hoped you'd get a kick out of it
[helga] i'm glad i don't get the heaves when i see people puke
[knarf] rase=raise
[eppy] knarf: but but but...it makes me laff
[knarf] alright...but you still gotta raise the roof when you say it
[eppy] woohoo
eppy tugs on knarfs shirt
knarf turns around, looks down
[knarf] what is it kid?
[eppy] knarf: by "raise the roof" you mean...holla?
[knarf] no no...what you just did....to get my attention, that was a form of holla'ing
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta limp like your leg was broken
[eppy] oh...i mean...i gots to use all caps...
[knarf] twitching and shakin kind of like you been smokin.....
[eppy] i thought that was the humpty dance...is yo chance
[knarf] wait...no...thats the humpty dance
[knarf] to raise the roof, you gotta:
[knarf] roof
[knarf] ^ ^
[noodleLegs] haha
[knarf] then give a
[knarf] HELLS YEAH!!
[Monkeyboy] holla holla?
[Monkeyboy] dollah dollah?
[Pablo] are those anime smiley eyes?
[knarf] who holla'ing?
[eppy] pues like con your arms?
[noodleLegs] monkey: you need a dollar?
[Monkeyboy] noodleLegs: nah, it's a song... :)
[noodleLegs] ah, k
[knarf] if you need a dollah, just a holla
[eppy] noodleLegs: tell him.."Move bee-atch...get out the way!"
[knarf] eppy: so you got it?
[eppy] knarf: 10-4 good buddy

GH

2004-06-30T21:31:00.000-05:00

[chelle] knarf: can ray and i borrow your recording of average joe after you and holly watch it?
[knarf] ouuu...yeah, if holly didnt use it to record today
[chelle] ah ok
[knarf] we watched it last nite...dont know if she rewound the tape for her daily dose of GH
[chelle] if she did that's cool
[knarf] call me tonite, ill check when i get home if i remember
[chelle] k
[chelle] thx
[knarf] np
[eppy] qee GH?
[knarf] Georgia Hooters
[chelle] Green Hippos
[knarf] Ghastly Hangnails (a Discovery Channel Exclusive)
[eppy] Green Hornet?
[chelle] ooouuu..good one
[helga] Going Home, on HGTV
[knarf] Green Home (a double block with Going Home)
[knarf] Green Ham (The Food Network)
[helga] Granite Houses (follows Green Home)
[helga] Game Hour on ESPN
[chelle] Golden Handbags (on HSN)
[helga] Genuine Hos (E! Entertainment exclusive)
[knarf] Gang Hos (Spice Channel Exclusive)
[chelle] Ghetto Hos (MTV special)
[knarf] Golf Hour (FOX Sports Network)
[monkeyboy] Giggling hotties?
[knarf] Getting Hitler (The History Channel)
[helga] Gambling Hotels (Travel Channel)
[ClydeFrog] general hospital
[knarf] booo
* ClydeFrog hangs head
* ClydeFrog walks away in shame
[monkeyboy] gambling hitler is a good'un
[helga] i guess ClydeFrog isn't so perfect anymore
[monkeyboy] sounds like the travel channel and the history channel ganging up
[helga] Gang-green Hitler is like the discovery health show channel and history channel working as one
[knarf] Gang-green Hos
[helga] gross
[chelle] eeeww
[knarf] that could be an MTV special on its own...no collaboration needed
[eppy] gang-green=gangrene
[knarf] thats not how MTV would do it

Zombies

2004-06-30T12:33:00.004-05:00

[eppy] pizza bagels?
[knarf] piiiiiiiiiiiza
[knarf] in the morning
[ClydeFrog] haha, i didnt notice that
[ClydeFrog] robert rans-something, his job title is "sensitive parts administrator"
[knarf] that funny
[ClydeFrog] well, it could be
[ClydeFrog] if you had one ounce of humor in your body
[knarf] http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=3&u=/afp/20040125/od_afp/india_offbeat_cow_040125145836
[monkeyboy] poor bastard.
[monkeyboy] and I thought I had it rough.
[ClydeFrog] im out
[eppy] lol
[monkeyboy] olo?
[monkeyboy] o_O
[monkeyboy] ^_o
[knarf] *_*
[knarf] thats me when i OD on hydrocodone
[eppy] haha...hydrocodone...is that that muscle relaxer?
[knarf] pain killer
[eppy] oh...pain killer
[knarf] thats funny....pain killer
[eppy] there's a street name for it too right
[monkeyboy] it's nothat's almost a zombie.
[monkeyboy] eppy: hydrizzie
[eppy] lol
[knarf] lol
[ClydeFrog] zombie?
[knarf] yeah, no idea
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: get em boy!
[monkeyboy] I was gonna say it's almost a zombie: *_*
[knarf] ah
[ClydeFrog] ahhh
[knarf] good one
[monkeyboy] but hydrizzie got me excited. :P
[knarf] ____m_*_*_m___
[monkeyboy] good gawd, wassat?
[knarf] a zombie creeping up your bed
[monkeyboy] hahahahahahahah
[eppy] lol
[monkeyboy] nooooooooooooooo
[knarf] wake up monkeyboy!!!
[eppy] it could be frank creeping up your bed too
[knarf] you never know
[knarf] thats how they getcha
[eppy] "oh...its cool...thats just knarf" then CHOMP, a giant zombie bite rips out your brain
[knarf] :o
[knarf] wait wait wait
[knarf] how is it cool that im creeping up your bed
[monkeyboy] but, I need my brain!
[knarf] lol
[ClydeFrog] hahahaha
[knarf] :1717
[monkeyboy] (this line was removed due to SCO lawsuit infringement)
[knarf] :D
* eppy closes his eyes
[monkeyboy] wouldn'
[monkeyboy] wouldn't it be nice if computers understood what we meant?
[knarf] computers are d!ckheads
[monkeyboy] yeah, ni sh!t
[monkeyboy] err no
[knarf] rat bastards
[ClydeFrog] eppys a computa
[monkeyboy] :O
[knarf] HAHAHAHA
[monkeyboy] [eppy] being a computa is fo' suckaz.
* eppy turns to Clydefrog and flips him off
[eppy] right here buddy
[monkeyboy] hahahaaha
[knarf] was that a single flip or was there 2 birds there?
[eppy] oner
[monkeyboy] is that like 0wnzered?
[knarf] i sensed a double bird
[monkeyboy] as did I
[eppy] well you sensed wong
[knarf] i hate being wong
[knarf] im sory
[eppy] its "i sory"
[ClydeFrog] "farring in rove with you"
[knarf] so sory
[monkeyboy] wow
[eppy] whatabunchofd!ckheads
[monkeyboy] is that a unix command?
[monkeyboy] # whatabunchofd!ckheads -h
[knarf] [fgarcia@knarf bin]$ which whatabunchofd!ckheads
[knarf] /usr/bin/whatabunchofd!ckheads
[monkeyboy] hahaha
[monkeyboy] out
[knarf] [:|]
[eppy] show me the power child...id like to say
[eppy] that im down on knees again
[eppy] gives me the butterflies...gives me away...til im up on my feet again
[knarf] soundgarden
* eppy nods
[eppy] yup yup

The Ring (remix)

2004-06-30T12:33:00.003-05:00

[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: I was at the sneak screening as well. Saw Jay and Paul come in too...They thought it was scarier than the Japanese version?
[ClydeFrog] liar
[chelle] ClydeFrog: you can pre-order lilo&stitch at the disney store and get free lithographs
[rolypoly] Monkey: Yeah, they did. The Japanese version just has one huge freak-out scene near the end, so we all liked that it was freaky all the way through.
[rolypoly] But I think the japanese version is more elegant and smarter than the remake.
[Monkeyboy] hrm. I need to see the japanese version for compare and contrast.
[Monkeyboy] I enjoyed it, regardless.
[knarf] ClydeFrog: eppy: what was the final yesterday? 12-13?
[rolypoly] Monkey: The jounalist's son looked like a kid-sized old man -- he freaked me out.
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yeah
[Monkeyboy] I think that was a culkin.
[Monkeyboy] he was damn creepy.
[Monkeyboy] I thought the blurry face thing was a nice touch...
[rolypoly] "You HELPED her? You weren't supposed to do that!" That scene gave me goosebumps.
[ClydeFrog] uh, can you guys stop, your ruining the movie
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: it was a good little flick. I recommend we act it out for ClydeFrog and knarf.
[Monkeyboy] like they did for me with signs.
[ClydeFrog] you guys cant5 act
[ClydeFrog] not like me and knarf
[Monkeyboy] oh not! not cant5!
[knarf] yeah, please dont even try
[Monkeyboy] is that like Ed Wood
[Monkeyboy] movie plan9?
[rolypoly] Monkey: Did you hear about the video tape that kills you if you watch it?
[ClydeFrog] no, its like shut the hell up, monkey
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: yeah....oh damn! I've got it right here? wanna see it?
[rolypoly] "Ooh! There's a weird lady and she's smiling at me! Now I'm going to die!"
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: dude, that's just velma from scooby-doo. I havn't started it yet.
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: ok, here it goes!
[Monkeyboy] (rolling silly footage of tinky-winky running down a hill with his man-purse)
[Monkeyboy] rolypoly: now you're gonna get an email that says if you send that email to a million people, you'll make a BILLION dollars.
* knarf is now known as FatCriticGuy
* ClydeFrog is now known as FroDudeFromToda
[FroDudeFromToda] i cant believe i went to see this movie, the acting was horrible
[Monkeyboy] frodude...nice touch.
[FatCriticGuy] After watching the ORIGINAL "The Ring", i have to say that the piece i am witnessing right now is just one of the sadest pieces of crap i have ever seen.
[FroDudeFromToda] i agree, i feel no emotion, its like watching the amatuer acting of the olsen twins
[FatCriticGuy] i wish i was watching the twins!
* FatCriticGuy chuckles
[FatCriticGuy] now i am really looking forward to the new madonna movie.
[FroDudeFromToda] casting was horrible, they should have gottne the unstoppable duo from the signs remake
[FatCriticGuy] now there was true piece of art.
[FatCriticGuy] you cant compare the casting in these 2 movies.
[FroDudeFromToda] i still rank that as the top movie of the century
[FroDudeFromToda] only cause of the acting
[FatCriticGuy] Easily one of the bet. The writing, average. it was the acting adn th life both actors brought to their characters that really took it over the top!
[FroDudeFromToda] oh i know, but i have heard they are going to both be in Signs 2, the second coming
[Monkeyboy] \msg rolypoly kinda makes you want to tell the real story now...ruin it PROPERLY for the two sourpusses.
[FatCriticGuy] Yes, i even heard rumors they will be involved in writing the script. should be a superb film.
[FatCriticGuy] were getting a little side tracked.
[FroDudeFromToda] sorry
[FroDudeFromToda] back to the olsen twins
[FatCriticGuy] the girl in this film did an okay job...but here co-actor was just awful.
[FatCriticGuy] its like hes never even seen the original version!!
[FatCriticGuy] a little preperation could have done wonders for the twins.
[FroDudeFromToda] true, he had nothing to base his character on, he was like a lost puppy
[rolypoly] \msg Monkeyboy Nah, let them find out on their own that the journalist lady gets hit by a truck at the end and her son is endowed with super psychic powers.
[FroDudeFromToda] its alright, im sure hell be back, maybe hell get cast in the new Nsync movie, i hear is a real fan and cant wait to act with justin
[FatCriticGuy] i dont think hes even good enuf for that movie...but the girl could probably get herself a spot as spot on the film as stage hand.
[Monkeyboy] \msg rolypoly yeah! that was great that we found out it was really the little boy possessed by the devil the whole time! I knew he was creepy. Was it like that in the japanese version?
[FatCriticGuy] for At The Movies, im FatCriticGuy saying so long, and do yourself a favor, ding the ring, and check out the new madonna flick!
[FatCriticGuy] so long!
[FroDudeFromToda] and im leaving to, saying Just Say No to Drugs...and The Ring
* FroDudeFromToda is now known as ClydeFrog
[FatCriticGuy] [lights dim, credits roll]
* FatCriticGuy steals Fro's popcorn
* FatCriticGuy is now known as knarf
[eppy] [clap][clap][clap]

Subway...Eat Flesh

2004-06-30T12:33:00.002-05:00

[monkeyboy] DAMMMIT BOY!
[monkeyboy] where have you been!
[ClydeFrog] over there
[monkeyboy] here eppecac was telling us he prank called the white house!
[monkeyboy] from HIS CELL PHONE!
[monkeyboy] and you weren't here to mock him!
[ClydeFrog] sorry
[ClydeFrog] ill make up for it later
[monkeyboy] oh, ok then.
[monkeyboy] :D
[ClydeFrog] i went to subway for lunch
[ClydeFrog] i dont like it when first timers are in front of me
[ClydeFrog] they take forever
[ClydeFrog] "can i have a sub"
[ClydeFrog] what kind of sub
[chelle] FBI and CIA are gonna be watching over eppecac
[ClydeFrog] "ummm, the regular kind"
[ClydeFrog] or when they stick their hands over the sneeze guards
[eppecac] haha
[ClydeFrog] freakin sneeze guards are there for a reason
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog's a sandwich nazi.
[monkeyboy] that's pretty cool.
[ClydeFrog] well, i want my subway, and i dont want to wait for 2 hoursfor it
[eppecac] was dorkboy working?
[ClydeFrog] also people who take a piece of paper with like 4 different orders
[ClydeFrog] eppecac: this was at the subway by chipots
[eppecac] ouuuuu...thats good
[eppecac] ahh
[chelle] ooouuuu those ppl suck
[monkeyboy] eppecac: are you talking about that guy that repeats what you say?
[chelle] and its never simple stuff
[ClydeFrog] i swear this one lady had a piece of construction paper with the writing done in crayon
[ClydeFrog] monkeyboy: "okay, sure, sure, sure"
[monkeyboy] sometimes I think better with crayon...
[eppecac] monkeyboy: yup.
[monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: that's him.
[monkeyboy] poor bastard.
[monkeyboy] I don't think he can help it.
[eppecac] he told me he used to be a cooperate jerk
[ClydeFrog] a what?
[eppecac] but gave that up for the subway easy life
[ClydeFrog] cooperate jerk?
[monkeyboy] no no...
[monkeyboy] a cooper jerk.
[ClydeFrog] hahahahahha
[ClydeFrog] coppertone jerk
[monkeyboy] hahahahaha
[eppecac] oh...sorry...corperate
[monkeyboy] nice.
[ClydeFrog] eppecac: try again
[eppecac] corporate :D
[ClydeFrog] hahahahaha
[monkeyboy] :D
[ClydeFrog] oh that was good
[monkeyboy] fun knee.

Yeah...whats Dee?

2004-06-30T12:33:00.001-05:00

[ClassFrog] eyes...getting heavy...cant keep them open
[eppy] knarf: do you have wario ware for gamecube or for gameboy?
[knarf] nope
[knarf] you gonna get a new game?
[eppy] you dont have it at all? who's was it when we played
[knarf] ClassFrog
[eppy] ahh...
[eppy] ClydeFrog: same question
[eppy] i got it for the gameboy...i thought i mentioned it to you
[ClassFrog] gc
[knarf] dont remember hearing bout that
[ClassFrog] i do
[ClassFrog] eppy: was there a follow up question to that
[eppy] you can play each game individually and there's a counter of 3 digits...i found a game i could beat regularly...i was trying to beat it 1000 to see what the counter would do
[ClassFrog] weirdo
[ClassFrog] i have too many games right now
[eppy] i got to 480-something
[ClassFrog] zelda, custom robo, wario ware
[ClassFrog] oh, and dee
[eppy] whats custom robo?
[ClassFrog] you buip your bobot to fight against others
[ClassFrog] buip=build
[ClassFrog] haha, bobot
[ClassFrog] bob=rob
[knarf] ive only heard of 2 of those games
[eppy] yeah...whats dee
[ClassFrog] DEEZ NUTZ
[knarf] HAHAHAHA
[eppy] damn....
* ClassFrog ^knarf
[ClassFrog] hahahahaha
* knarf ^5 ClassFrog
[ClassFrog] oh, and knarf gave you credit saying you wouldnt fall for it
* knarf catches his breath
[knarf] good stuff
[ClassFrog] good thing this is during a break
[knarf] oh man...
* knarf wipes away a tear
[knarf] i smell an archive
[ClassFrog] hahahaha
[ClassFrog] do it

C.S.L.

2004-06-30T12:33:00.000-05:00

[ClydeFrog] CHAT DISCUSSION: how do you eat your pancakes?
[helga] with a fork
[ClydeFrog] nah, like the actual pancakes, how do you cut them
[ClydeFrog] any specific pattern?
[knarf] triangles
[helga] at first, i cut wedges, like you do with a pie
[ClydeFrog] me too
[helga] i like to put butter between the pancakes, so the two warm pancakes melt it
[ClydeFrog] we had that argyment this weekend
[ClydeFrog] daniel and yvette thought i was weirdo for eating them like htat
[helga] about how to eat pancakes?
[helga] how do they eat them?
[knarf] seems natural to cut them in triangles since pancakes are round
[ClydeFrog] daniel cuts them in pseudo squares
[noodleLeg] yup, i'm a triangle cutter too
[chelle] triangles for me too
[noodleLeg] clyde: does he use a fork or a knife?
[ClydeFrog] yvette starts at one end and goes to the end
[knarf] who uses a knife for pancakes?
[helga] sometimes i do
[helga] but don't really count my opinion cuz i really don't like pancakes that much
[chelle] no knife for me either
[ClydeFrog] me either
[chelle] why use a knife for something that is soft
[knarf] yeah....overkill
[chelle] doesn't make any sense
[knarf] ClydeFrog: so you decide on lunch?
[ClydeFrog] i mean, i do use a knife
[helga] a knife is good etiquette
[knarf] according to who?
[knarf] to snobby rich person
[ClydeFrog] etiquette peeps
[knarf] person=people
[chelle] code for a snooty way to eat pancakes
[noodleLeg] just wondering cuz it seems like it would be less ackward cutting it in squares if you used a knife
[knarf] i could see that
[noodleLeg] thx knarf
[knarf] ClydeFrog: so you decide on lunch?
[ClydeFrog] wait
[ClydeFrog] MONKEY
[ClydeFrog] how do you eat your pancakes (see above)
[monkeyboy] uhm, ok.
[knarf] monkeyboy...you dont need to answer that
[monkeyboy] well, it really depends.
[knarf] better question for you...
[monkeyboy] are we talking my ideal pancakes?
[knarf] spears or alba?
[monkeyboy] alba.
[monkeyboy] duh.
[ClydeFrog] monkey is racist though
[monkeyboy] it's those CSLs and leather pants...
[knarf] CSL?
[monkeyboy] C**K suckin lips.
[ClydeFrog] wow
[chelle] whoa
[monkeyboy] yea...that's why I said csl.
ClydeFrog hands monkey a bar of soap
monkeyboy washes his hands.
[monkeyboy] thanks.
[knarf] someones been hangin around with phil lately
[monkeyboy] :P
[chelle] i never expected such language from monkey
[knarf] yeah...hes the goody two shoes of the group
[eppy] whatapig

Trash Talk

2003-11-13T20:13:00.002-06:00

[ClydeFrog] chinese lunchers, ready
[chelle] rdy
[ClydeFrog] rdy
[Monkeyboy] I'm going down.
[pepito] rdy
[knarf] 1
[knarf] 2
[knarf] 3
[knarf] not it
[ClydeFrog] not it
[pepito] not it
[chelle] no it
[Monkeyboy] not it
[ClydeFrog] haha, pepito has to drive
[ClydeFrog] out
[Monkeyboy] out
[chelle] out
[knarf] in
[ClydeFrog] HeAdRuSh: we out
[pepito] out
[helga] in
[HeAdRuSh] coo
[knarf] guess its just me and you helga...
[knarf] you wanna talk trash about the rest of the chat peeps?
[Cracker] yeah, right
[helga] oh! oh! oh! can we, knarf?
[Cracker] he gave us permission
[helga] who's first? monkeyboy
[helga] ?
[knarf] sounds like a good place to start
[helga] let's save eppy and clyde for last
[knarf] ok...besides, they are easy
[Cracker] dont say anything about Brian - he's a sweetheart
[knarf] says you
[Cracker] yup - says ME
[helga] ok, he is. . . and a gentleman, too. he offered to give me a ride home the other day in the rain when my car window was broken
[knarf] apparently you havent seen the monkey sweatshop in his closet!
[helga] but what is this FASCINATION with monkeys?
[Cracker] that's sexy... the closet
[knarf] those poor monkeys
[Cracker] bobbi - it's a just a childish dorky thing to dwell on
[Cracker] but we just let him - we try not to stifle him
[helga] what does he make them do in the closet? are they cranking out the power to generate all his computers and servers?
[Cracker] yup - he's got a few tredmills
[knarf] yes, one group anyways
[knarf] the others are cleaning his DND dice
[Cracker] the others are working on building a machine to create the super monkey
[helga] and he only feeds them 5 ounces of water and 2 bananas a week
[knarf] some are cleaning spare computer parts
[knarf] IF they do good...otherwise they go the week with only water
[helga] what a hard-a$$
[helga] we better stay on his good side... superficially at least
[Cracker] yeah, brian's only happy when he's pushing his monkey to the limit
[knarf] i dont want to get into it any further....it brings me down to think of those poor monkeys in there
[helga] what did the monkey ever do to him?
[knarf] thats just it...he tried to be a part of the monkey society and they rejected him
[knarf] his love hate relationship of monkey tribes is off the deep end
[helga] prolly cuz he's so tall. mean little buggers, those monkeys are
[knarf] and hes not very harry either
[knarf] plus he cant hang from his butt....they laughed at him good for that one
[knarf] can you imagine a tribe of monkeys pointing and laughing at you!?
[helga] jay was a giant monkey for halloween. maybe bri can boarrow the monkey suit?
[helga] does monkeyboy have giant hanging trees in his living room? i bet every night, he tries and tries and tries to learn to hang from his butt, but he STILL hasn't realized he doesn't have the tail.
[knarf] its sad really...
[knarf] ok, whos next? how about Cracker?
[helga] she's here to butt in... (hahaha--monkey joke) wait till she goes to her meeting
[helga] what about chelle?
[knarf] oh yeah...besides, shes easy.
[knarf] no pun intended.
[knarf] ok...chelle it is.
[knarf] theres several ways we can go...
[knarf] theres the whole UT vs. utep thing...
[helga] i have to leave in 8 min, so we gotta hurry
[helga] lets dog on UTEP
[knarf] ok
[knarf] their doughnuts suck
pepito is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
[helga] they don't have a world series winning baseball team
[knarf] do they even have a baseball team?
[helga] no wonder the team isn't a world series winning team!
[knarf] that school is so poor...they play baseball with sticks and rocks
[helga] i saw their little "gold dancers" at a football game. they sucked
[knarf] canut style
[knarf] gold diggers
[helga] what a dumb name
[knarf] yeah...and the flag girls too...is it a requirement that you HAVE to have a spare tire!?
[knarf] i havent seen more outta shape women since i accidentally walked in on a weight watchers meeting in 908
[helga] and the football team? don't they know they're suppossed to try to win? that's the object of the game!
[knarf] ok...can we get one more in?
[helga] sure
[knarf] eppy and clyde together?
[helga] oh, that'll be fun
[knarf] i think their hate for each other is pent up sexual frustration
[knarf] its another one of those love hate relationships
[helga] oh yeah. i see clyde's been growing his hair out... it looks so long. i think he's trying to imitate eppy
[knarf] eppy really knows how to play pong, but he fakes like he doesnt so he can get ClydeFrog to give him private lessons
[helga] when you play pong, does eppy just let clyde win, cuz it makes clyde happY?
[knarf] then he lets down his fabio-esq hair and flaunts it in clydes face
[helga] lol
[helga] and clyde makes fun of eppy's hair, but secretly, he thinks its so beautiful and shiny
[knarf] yeah, he takes a dive in each game...i think clyde let him win once....it was funny, cause eppy was trying to lose AND clyde was trying to lose...it was a long game
[helga] i wonder what else was on those el paso ping-pong "training" tapes
[helga] i bet if we analyze them, we'll see eppy and clyde, starring into each other's eyes
[knarf] theres footage there of clyde taping himself with a womans wig, acting like he was eppy....
[helga] and eppy walking around, acting all mean, just like clyde
[knarf] [clyde as eppy] hi clyde...theres something ive been wanting to tell you for a long time...
[helga] [clyde as eppy] cuz you know clyde... you're so strong and handsome. why don't you come over here and show my that ping-pong move again....
[knarf] [eppy as clyde] hey eppy, you know i hate you right. [under his breath, i really love you] does this do anything for you? [eppy jump stomps]
[helga] ok, i gotta run.... but i could do this all day!
[knarf] that was fun...
[knarf] cya!
[helga] lates
[knarf] [:|]

Platypi

2003-11-13T20:13:00.001-06:00

[knarf] ClydeFrog: Pablo: does your -n still work if your greping a file not in the same dir?
[knarf] huh? does it!?
[knarf] thats what i thought
[chelle] huh?
[chelle] man that laci peterson case is so sad
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yes it does
[knarf] im not talking one dir deep
[knarf] im talking like 5 or 6 deep
[ClydeFrog] let me try that
[ClydeFrog] knarf: yup
[knarf] fibba
[ClydeFrog] SO
[Pablo] mine works too
[knarf] im spinning...ohhhh-oh-whoa im spinning
[Pablo] mine even complimented me "Thanks for the nifty grep, Paul"
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: yours too
[Monkeyboy] knarf: quick hack...
[Monkeyboy] find . -type f -exec grep search_query {} \;
[Monkeyboy] will search all files.
[Monkeyboy] including subdirs.
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: you think your so smart
[Pablo] Monkeyboy: away with your wizard magic
[knarf] thx Monkeyboy, these losers are pathetic
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: but can you do this...
* ClydeFrog moves arms around frantically
* knarf flies thru the matrix and cuts off ClydeFrog's hands
* ClydeFrog grows back hands cause he too is a matrix master
[knarf] you cant do that
[ClydeFrog] just did
[knarf] youre dreaming it
[knarf] youre really handless
[ClydeFrog] then how am i typing
[knarf] you THINK you are typing
[ClydeFrog] whoa, i can think it and it happens
[Monkeyboy] hahahahahahaha
[Monkeyboy] you kids ar efunny.
[ClydeFrog] sweet, these powers are even better
[Monkeyboy] :D
[knarf] or youre just typing with your nubs
[knarf] cause you have no powers
[Monkeyboy] can I just have ice cream?
* knarf cuts off ClydeFrogs hands again to be safe
* ClydeFrog thinks knarf is really a ducked billed platypus
[ClydeFrog] ked=k
[knarf] nope...still me
[knarf] HAHA
[Pablo] are there non-duck billed platypi?
[ClydeFrog] thats cause your dreaming
[knarf] just another hopeless soul lost in the matrix
[ClydeFrog] Pablo: good question
[knarf] Pablob: only non-ducked ones
[Monkeyboy] Pablo: all over australia.
[ClydeFrog] Pablob, who is that
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: those are kangaroos
[Monkeyboy] do *NOT* pick up a platypus. they are poisonous (at least the males are).
[knarf] heck yeah
[Monkeyboy] they have spurs behind their hind legs that they smack onto.
[ClydeFrog] so no throwing platypi at people?
[Monkeyboy] (kinda like a cowboy on a horse)
[Pablo] they secret poison from their teats right?
[knarf] ClydeFrog: yes, you just gotta becareful
[Pablo] secrete
[Monkeyboy] dude, that poison is so strong morphene can't block the pain it causes.
[knarf] nope
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: wanna bet
[Monkeyboy] so be careful with platypi.
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: no thanks.
[knarf] your not saying the plural of platypus right
[Monkeyboy] ClydeFrog: but I will laugh if you ever pick up a male platypus.
[knarf] can i watch?
[Monkeyboy] knarf: you betcha.
[knarf] i need a good laff too
[ClydeFrog] Monkeyboy: ill wear my ultra-non porous gloves
[Monkeyboy] knarf: the dude that was talking about gettinh hit by a platypus still can't use his hand correctly.
[Monkeyboy] it's serious shit.
[knarf] ClydeFrog: then you can be one of those rednecks on animal re-enacting their encounter with a platypus
[knarf] animal=animal planet
[Monkeyboy] knarf: he could be the next corc hunter!
[Monkeyboy] err croc
[Pablo] WHEN PLATYPUSSES STRIKE!
[ClydeFrog] thats it, im getting a platypus as a pet and teaching it to attack you all
[knarf] Monkeyboy: i know, ive seen their power
[knarf] ussies
[knarf] Pablo: ussies
[Monkeyboy] bad bad bad... :P
[Monkeyboy] so this is chat w/o any ladies. :P
[knarf] oh crap, chelle is here i think
[knarf] chelle: type /clear
[Pablo] tsk tsk
[noodleLeg] does anyone have a cough drop?
[knarf] chelle: do not read Pablo nasty comments
[chelle] hahahahaha
[ClydeFrog] noodleLeg: i do, but i just gave it to my platypus
[knarf] great...they travel in packs
[chelle] i'm not the only lady....noodle's here
[chelle] geez
[chelle] no, we go to the bathroom in packs
[chelle] get it straight man
[Monkeyboy] hahahahahahaha
* knarf flies thru the matrix and kills ClydeFrog platypus
[Monkeyboy] chat == "the funny" today.
[noodleLeg] clyde: :/
[ClydeFrog] knarf: why you gotta be hating on my platypus
[chelle] noodleLeg: sorry no cough drops
[Monkeyboy] noodleLeg: I have altoids if you want one.
* knarf laffs cause matric ClydeFrog's arms are black and swollen from his dead platypus
[Monkeyboy] noodleLeg: kinda far tho... :S
[knarf] ric=rix
[noodleLeg] monkey: thanks for trying
* ClydeFrog thinks of having another platypus
[ClydeFrog] alright, me and my platypus are out of here
* knarf buys ClydeFrog another platypus
* knarf flies thru the matrix and kills ClydeFrog platypus again
[knarf] [:|]
[chelle] bye clyde
[Pablo] lates clyde
[Pablo] poor little egg-laying mammal :(

Domestic Violence

2003-11-13T20:13:00.000-06:00

[labchelle] man...i'm so excited and noone is here to see this stuff on the screen :(
[pepito] hmmm...we're suppose to work 8 hours
[helga] classfrog: did you install a motion detector in my office, that signals your machine, to keep track of my comings and goings, that you keep in a file on your root directory?
[labchelle] thanks for coming to see pepito :)
[pepito] sure...they were the prettiest plines ive ever seen
* knarf pats chelle on the back
[knarf] labchelle: good work
[labchelle] why thank you kind sir....hopefully i'll have some styled lines up before the end of the week
[pepito] how 'bout a cube?
[knarf] im counting on it
[helga] this one's for chelle: all-riiiiight... all-riiiiiight... all-right, all-right, all-right!!!
* pepito rolls eyes
[knarf] [sigh]
[helga] eppy's just jealous cuz he never gets the all-rights
[pepito] :o
[labchelle] knarf: thanks :) it's fun to actually see something on the screen
[ClassFrog] helga: actuially i have heat sensorsin your office
labchelle ^5 helga
* knarf looks at eppy with his fingers in the shape of an L on his forehead
* pepito pulls helga aside
[knarf] ouuuu
[pepito] (whispering) dont you EVER!!!
[knarf] LMAO
[labchelle] hahahaha
* pepito lets go of helga's arm
[knarf] damn dude....what did you say to her? her eyes are tearing up.
* pepito spits
[pepito] chet...you know i handle my biz
[knarf] sho'nuf
* pepito gives knarf a pound
* helga ^ labchelle
[helga] (sorry i was late)
[labchelle] helga: that's ok
[helga] (as classfrog's sensors would indicate, i left the office)
* helga 's eyes begin to tear up
* labchelle goes over to comfort helga
* helga tells chelle, "i just hate him so MUCH sometimes"
[pepito] iz okay...another qualuud...she'll be lovin' me in the mornin'
[helga] nope. this was the last straw
[helga] i ain't never going back!
* pepito eyeballs helga
[labchelle] yeah helga!!
* helga hides behind a big rock
[labchelle] you don't have to take that chet from him!!
[pepito] you best watch yourself
[Monkeyboy] git 'em helga!
* helga flips off pepito
[labchelle] ouuuuuu
[labchelle] nice
[Monkeyboy] Oh DAMN!
[Monkeyboy] it's Jerry Springer time!
* pepito walks over to her car
[pepito] is this what you want!!!
* Monkeyboy is now known as JerryS
* pepito kicks helga new car
[JerryS] and how does that make you feel helga?
* helga drops a cinder block in the back on eppy's beamer
[pepito] :O
[labchelle] hahahahaha
[helga] THAT made ME feel great jerry
[pepito] now you done it
[JerryS] oooo.
* helga slices all of his melvins cds with a table saw
[pepito] sweet cheesus...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* helga produces a big pair of scissors from her pocket and CHOPS OF HIS HAIR!
[pepito] what did the melvins ever do to you!!!
* pepito falls to knees
[helga] you started it
[pepito] my strenght...cant....get....up
* helga comforts eppy
[helga] i'm sorry
* pepito pulls away
* helga is dumbfounded
[pepito] GO AWAY...I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE
[labchelle] watch out helga...it might be a trick!!
* helga 's chin drops
* pepito runs away
[helga] FINE! Run away, sissy-boy!

Day After 28 Days Later

2003-11-13T16:46:00.000-06:00

[FillerBunny] i heard 28 days later is good
[noodleLeg] really?
[ClydeFrog] i really liked it
[noodleLeg] i heard that too
[noodleLeg] fillerbunny: you gonna go see it?
[FillerBunny] noodleLeg: i havent made plans to
[FillerBunny] ..but i guess id want to see it
[ClydeFrog] me and monkey could just act it out for you guys if ya want
[FillerBunny] but you guys suck at acting
[ClydeFrog] were better than some of the actors in hollywood
[noodleLeg] haha
[chelle] mhi noodle
[noodleLeg] i'd like to see the MonkeyFrog production
[chelle] m=
[noodleLeg] hi chelle
[FillerBunny] i heard its got ZOMBIES!!!
[ClydeFrog] FillerBunny: actually, it doesnt
[noodleLeg] brb
[FillerBunny] well...something like a zombie
[FillerBunny] you know...decaying fella
[ClydeFrog] its actually the sequel to bullocks 2001 smash hit, 28 days
[FillerBunny] i didnt know that interesting
[FillerBunny] is bullock the monkey who speads the disease
[ClydeFrog] no
[ClydeFrog] she has the role of the protagonist
[Monkeyboy] ooh ooh!
[Monkeyboy] who do I get to be?
[ClydeFrog] ill be sandy, you can be the monkey
[Monkeyboy] perfect.
[Monkeyboy] ready and GO!
[Monkeyboy] (eep eep)
[ClydeFrog] hello mr monkey
* FillerBunny grabs popcorn
[ClydeFrog] what are you doing
[ClydeFrog] wait
[Monkeyboy] (bangs on cage)
* ClydeFrog is now known as sandyB
[Monkeyboy] (looks around angry-like)
[sandyB] you know, monkey, its been hard being sober all these days
[Monkeyboy] (eep eep?)
[sandyB] what, what is it monkey
[Monkeyboy] BITE!
[sandyB] ahhhhhh
[sandyB] you bit me
[Monkeyboy] laugh!
[Monkeyboy] screetch!
[sandyB] what, i feel so, so.....
* Monkeyboy is now known as lab_dude
[lab_dude] oh crap....
[Pablo] SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
[sandyB] whats happening to me
[lab_dude] you gotta like stop sandyB n' stuff.
* noodleLeg grabs some of FillerBunny's popcorn
[lab_dude] this is bad dude.
[sandyB] do i have the SARS
[lab_dude] she might 0wnzer the world now...
[sandyB] but i was wearing my surgeons mask
* lab_dude looks for his gun or a bat or a chair...
[lab_dude] uhm, you're still bleeding from that neck wound sandyB. it's kinda bad.
[lab_dude] might be infected...
[sandyB] you think...
* sandyB looks down at neck
[lab_dude] in fact, you look kinda weird.
[lab_dude] like you are HUNGRY.
[sandyB] i am hungry, for some.......BRAINSSSSSSSS
* FillerBunny screams
[lab_dude] ack...
* sandyB starts to zombie walk towards lab-dude
[lab_dude] that sucks...I need my brains n' stuff.
[lab_dude] what can I do?
[sandyB] i just want to be your friend
[lab_dude] should I lend her my brains?
* Pablo is now known as lab_dude2
[lab_dude] hrm....
[lab_dude] I'm gonna have to think about this...
* sandyB 's fingers start to fall off
[lab_dude] hey lab_dude2, can sandyB borrow your brain real quick while I sort this out?
[sandyB] that cant be good
[lab_dude2] whoa you wouldn't believe the traffic out there...
[sandyB] ill give your brain right back, i promise
[lab_dude2] holy crap!
[lab_dude] I need to go get a coffee...
* lab_dude leaves sandyB with lab_dude2
[lab_dude] I'll be right back, promise.
[sandyB] so its just you and me
[lab_dude2] wow, you're sandy bullocks!
* sandyB turns to lab_dude2
[lab_dude2] lab_dude: bring me some too
* lab_dude is now known as freedom_fighter
[sandyB] yes i am, you want an autograph
* FillerBunny waits for it to get good
* freedom_fighter enters the room...
[freedom_fighter] don't move sandyB!
[lab_dude2] sandyB: sure, but... i don't have a pen
* sandyB tries to grab a pen, but forgot she has no fingers
[freedom_fighter] we know you are a zombie that eats brains!
[lab_dude2] freedom_fighter: that's silly.
[sandyB] no, im just a regular girl with stiff arms
[freedom_fighter] our zombie-o-scope started acting up in this sector.
* freedom_fighter grabs the nearest chair...
* sandyB tries to run away
* freedom_fighter thows said chair at sandyB
[sandyB] [THUNK]
[lab_dude2] freedom_fighter: she's just on crack like the other actresses.
[sandyB] oh, my stomach lining
[freedom_fighter] ahhh!
[freedom_fighter] I got blood in my mouth from sandyB!
[sandyB] i like crack.....
[sandyB] BUTT CRACK
[freedom_fighter] I have a few seconds of normality left!
* sandyB moons lab_dude2 and freedon fighter
* freedom_fighter starts filling out her will.
lab_dude2 thinks to self: man, this is so cool.
[freedom_fighter] urngh....
[freedom_fighter] ahh!
* freedom_fighter generic_corpse
* sandyB thinks about having some lesbo zombie action
* freedom_fighter is now known as generic_corpse
[generic_corpse] did someone mention brains?
[generic_corpse] I could use some...
* sandyB stars at other corpse
* lab_dude2 runs to get a camera
[generic_corpse] so it's just us sandyB.
[generic_corpse] do you have any brains?
* FillerBunny closes the blinds
[sandyB] generic_corpse: yes, i do....right here
[generic_corpse] I'm kinda hungry...
* sandyB points to pants
* generic_corpse looks at brians....
[generic_corpse] wait....
[generic_corpse] that's not brains!
[sandyB] look, see
* generic_corpse looks
* sandyB reaches in pants and pulls out cat brains
[generic_corpse] well, it's kinda hard to see now that my eyes are all black...
[sandyB] generic_corpse: there my pussy brains
[generic_corpse] well, I was thinking more for hooo-man brains.
[generic_corpse] were are those lab dudes?
[generic_corpse] I havn't eaten for 20 minutes...
* FillerBunny starts throwing popcorn at the screen
[generic_corpse] maybe we should go infect a few more people...
[generic_corpse] so we can have some fun together...
* generic_corpse leaves the lab.
* generic_corpse starts biting random people.
[generic_corpse] that's better.
[generic_corpse] we now have more of us.
* Signoff: nricca
[generic_corpse] hey everybody, go bite lots of people!
[generic_corpse] (biting happens for 28 days)
[generic_corpse] ...28 days later
* generic_corpse is now known as hospital_dude
[helga] don't give away the end of the movie!
[lab_dude2] ok, i've got the camera now!
[hospital_dude] whoa.....where did everyone go?
[hospital_dude] it's like empty and stuff.
[hospital_dude] I need pants.
[hospital_dude] is anyone here?
[hospital_dude] why is that dude running at me and hissing?
[hospital_dude] he doesn't look too good.
[hospital_dude] hrm...
[hospital_dude] maybe he wants my brains...
[hospital_dude] I think I should run.
[sandyB] sorry, i was distracted and lost character
[lab_dude2] wait, i just wanna take your picture!
[hospital_dude] hey! there's a dude here!
[hospital_dude] hi dude! who are you ?
[hospital_dude] and where is everyone else?
[hospital_dude] I need pants.
[lab_dude2] here take mine
[hospital_dude] oooh pants.
[hospital_dude] :D
[lab_dude2] i'm looking for the sandy bullocks orgy. i won't need them there.
[hospital_dude] oooh....
[hospital_dude] wait...
[hospital_dude] is she like one of those things that want brains?
[hospital_dude] those things don't look to happy.
[lab_dude2] maybe. all i know is that she's hot.
* hospital_dude accidentally steps on broken glass...
[hospital_dude] damn!
[hospital_dude] I forgot shoes!
[lab_dude2] i think i hear moaning in that church over there. lets check it out.
[hospital_dude] and now I'm bleeding lots.
* hospital_dude limps to church...
* sandyB is now known as ClydeFrog
[ClydeFrog] sorry, i cant play anymore
[hospital_dude] I have lunh soon too.
* hospital_dude gets attacked by lab_dude2
[hospital_dude] ahhh!
[hospital_dude] you don't look like a zombie thing!
[hospital_dude] noooooo!
[lab_dude2] mmm le brains
* hospital_dude dies.
[hospital_dude] credits roll.
[hospital_dude] wow.
* lab_dude2 chokes on brain bits
[hospital_dude] that was a great movie!
lab_dude2 dies
* FillerBunny wakes up
* lab_dude2 is now known as Pablo
[FillerBunny] [clap][clap][clap]
[FillerBunny] good stuff guys
* hospital_dude is now known as monkeyboy
[monkeyboy] lunch...
[monkeyboy] bbiab

Commercial Break

2003-11-13T13:41:00.000-06:00

[ClydeFrog] who wants to go to the lake
[mini-knarf] now?
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[mini-knarf] me
[ClydeFrog] yeah, me too
* helga has joined channel #chat
[ClydeFrog] helga: do you want to go to the lake right now
[helga] yes, yes i do
[ClydeFrog] yeah, so do knarf and i
[helga] but want and need are two entirely different things
[ClydeFrog] yeah
[mini-knarf] what a boy
[ClydeFrog] ?
[mini-knarf] and what a boy needs...
[mini-knarf] wants*
[ClydeFrog] x-tina
[helga] she's my hero
[mini-knarf] i need a desk
[ClydeFrog] helga: she is a role-modle
[ClydeFrog] whoa
[ClydeFrog] model
[mini-knarf] youre hooked on phonics
[ClydeFrog] and band-aids stuck on me
[mini-knarf] cause oscar-meye has a name...
[mini-knarf] meyer*
[helga] its m-e-y-e-r
[ClydeFrog] im a big kid now
[mini-knarf] a dallop of daisy
[helga] where's the beef?
[ClydeFrog] silly rabbit, trix are for kids
[mini-knarf] you cant, you cant, you cant stop
[ClydeFrog] the yogurt you eat on the go
[chelle] gimme a break
[mini-knarf] im coo-coo for cocoa puffs
[helga] snap-crackle-pop
[ClydeFrog] sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont
[mini-knarf] two great tastes that taste great togther
[chelle] they're grrrrrrrreat!!
[ClydeFrog] ever have that not-so-fresh feeling
[mini-knarf] for all your 101 body parts
[chelle] cha-cha-cha....charmin
[ClydeFrog] arent you glad you used dial
[mini-knarf] diamonds...she'll pretty much have to
[chelle] :o
[ClydeFrog] hehe
[mini-knarf] its a commercial
[chelle] i don't think so
[mini-knarf] a fake one...but a commercial nontheless
[chelle] hahahahaha

Wok me?? Wok you!!

2003-11-13T12:27:00.000-06:00

[knarf] chinese?
[ClydeFrog] chinese would be good
[knarf] excellant
[ClydeFrog] which chinese place
[ClydeFrog] how bout WOK-A-HOLIC
[knarf] hawaiian or wokaholic
[knarf] wok is fine
[ClydeFrog] WOK
[ClydeFrog] WOK
[ClydeFrog] WOK
[knarf] even though their general's is watery
[ClydeFrog] lets WOK-and-roll
[knarf] shut the wok up
[ClydeFrog] why dont you wok me
[knarf] maybe i dont wok too
[ClydeFrog] thats what i wok
[knarf] wok you
[ClydeFrog] wok me? no no, WOK YOU
[knarf] you wok that up all by yourself? thats very woking original
[ClydeFrog] ive been practicing on my wok, ive almost perfected it
[knarf] youve got a wok ways to go
[knarf] but i can wok you the way...
[knarf] come...lets take a wok together
[ClydeFrog] as long as i keep my wok held high, nothing can wok me
[knarf] why arent you playing vball?
[ClydeFrog] ill tell you later
[ClydeFrog] which reminds me, i need to tell Filler that im not playing co-ed
[knarf] you wok
[knarf] ^er
[ClydeFrog] haha
[ClydeFrog] yo woka
[knarf] o woker
ClydeFrog is now known as WokFrog
[WokFrog] now thats wok-tastic
* helga has joined channel #chat
[knarf] yeah, for a wok-hole
[WokFrog] wok off, mutha-woker
[knarf] wok you, wok packer
[WokFrog] alright, enough wok-ing around, need to test some stuff

Candy From Strangers

2003-07-19T11:35:00.000-05:00

*** eppy has joined #chataus.
[eppy] guess who's the proud owner a not-so-new xbox
[ClydeFrogger] your momma?
[glitta] congrats epy!
[eppy] not me
[ClydeFrogger] helga?
[eppy] so the dude was way scary
[glitta] scary
[knarf] haha
[knarf] howd he scare you?
[glitta] did he try to get you to stay and be his friend?
[eppy] i met the dude at a 7-11...then gave him a ride...yes i let a stranger in my car..to his place
[knarf] nice
[glitta] eppy doesnt seem to mind riding with strangers
[eppy] his place...some house with like 6 ppl there...none looked related
[eppy] he was from florida...i was pretty scared
[knarf] never let them see you sweat dude
[eppy] he'd only been in town for a lil while
[eppy] well...the house was pretty trashed...i went upstairs up to his room
*** monkey_boy has joined #chataus.
[knarf] just you 2 in his room?
[ClydeFrogger] monkey_boy: eppy is telling the story of how he got molested and met his new boyfriend
[monkey_boy] whoa
[eppy] it took him a while to figure out how to set up the xbox on the tv
[knarf] did he sit on the bed and pat the bed next to him telling you to take a seat?
[knarf] eppy: did he have the box and manuals?
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: were you scanning the room for possible exits or things to use for defense
[eppy] well he eventually got it to work...i asked him to put the game in it
[eppy] ClydeFrogger: oh totally
[eppy] didnt help that i spotted 2 swiz army knives
[eppy] knarf: it was in a plastic grocery bag
[knarf] thats how the new ones come
[eppy] he said it was only 4 months old...in the ad...but the vents had a good amount of dust
[eppy] well halo wouldnt come up
[knarf] ouu
[eppy] said that it did that sometimes
[monkey_boy] wow
[knarf] ooooo-kay
[monkey_boy] talk about a sales pitch
[eppy] just hafta keep trying...but its a good xbox
[monkey_boy] eppy: so you bought it right?
[eppy] last time it took him 17 tries
[knarf] scary
[monkey_boy] eppy: it helps you curb the addiction
[eppy] so he turns it off and has the cd place holder half way open and points and says he thinks the reader has lent on it
[eppy] so he goes to the bathroom for a q-tip and some alcohol
[knarf] :o
[eppy] says he's gonna clean it
[eppy] i tell him...dude...really...if it takes you to clean it to get it to work...im not gonna buy it
[eppy] he's fustrated...but continues
[eppy] tries again and of course it doesnt work...i split happy to be alive
[ClydeFrogger] eppy: you should of said your money was in the car, and then just left
[eppy] the end
[eppy] haha
[eppy] thats a good one
[knarf] so you bought a new one?
[glitta] we should pick randoms from craigslist and have eppy meet up with them..
[knarf] haha
[ClydeFrogger] haha
[glitta] just to have good stories like this one.. once in a while
[glitta] eppy: im glad you are still alive
[glitta] ha ha
[eppy] the dude was wearing baggy clothes...talked a bit like jw...and ironicly his name was jonathan
[glitta] did you feel like imitating him
[glitta] but held back on the urge?
[eppy] seewahslee
[eppy] yeah...no way i could mock him in his private chainsaw massacre like home

Big - starring ClydeFrog

2003-06-27T20:01:00.000-05:00

[knarf] when starting kde with: xinit -- -T, whats the -T for?
[eppy] do a X -help
[eppy] -T disable the Ctrl-Alt-Backspace key sequence
[knarf] i see that, thank you sir
[eppy] i like to be able to kill it like that
[knarf] me too...i wont be using that
[eppy] geez...ive been drinking my Code Red drink and i still dont have super coding powers
[knarf] code red is fo suckas
[eppy] no its snot
[knarf] shudda gone with the regular dew
[eppy] dude...code red is hardcore...you just dont know
[knarf] oh i know...
[knarf] i konw its fo suckas
[knarf] on=no
[eppy] i aint no sucka...fool
[knarf] man...clyde spli early today huh?
[knarf] li=lit
[knarf] hes probably napping or playing video games
[knarf] bastard
[eppy] ahhh...the good life
[knarf] or getting ready for bed
[knarf] he prolly just got home from denny's early bird special
[eppy] he's kicking off his snickers and putting on his apartment loafers
[knarf] hes feet must be covered with chocoalte and nugit(sp?).
[eppy] whistling as a toy train makes its way around
[knarf] is lil ricky schroeder driving the train?
[eppy] nah...but silver spoons is on the tube
[knarf] ah yeah
[knarf] he prolly just thru in a chicken marsela(sp) in white wine sauce frozen dinner in the micro.
[eppy] anyday now...clydefrog is gonna change back to his 12 year old identity
[eppy] ...like in big
[knarf] poor lori...what will she do?
[eppy] hmmm...nothing....she's been defeating time for many years now...she's still 12 herself...thats why theyre such a great couple
[knarf] hes prolly just jumping around on his bed watching silver spoons and waiting for his dinner to defrost.
[eppy] jumping on his trampoline
[knarf] he probably has his 12 year old buddy over there jumpin around with him.

Dolly

2003-06-27T17:48:00.001-05:00

[noodleLeg] isn't the saying 9 to 5?
[noodleLeg] isn't it time to go home then?
* noodleLeg puts on her dolly parton wig
[noodleLeg] 9 to 5
[pepito] haha
[noodleLeg] na na na
[noodleLeg] [insert words here]
[noodleLeg] 9 to 5
[noodleLeg] gotta na na na na....
[pepito] workin' 9 to 5...is no way to make a livin'
* noodleLeg hands pepito the dolly wig
[noodleLeg] gotta use your mind (?)
[noodleLeg] workin 9 to 5
[noodleLeg] pepito: why aren't you putting on the wig?
* pepito puts on the oversized white beehive wig
[noodleLeg] haha
[noodleLeg] it looks good on you...really
[noodleLeg] but somethings missing....
* noodleLeg hands pepito a box of kleenx
[noodleLeg] you gotta stuff um boy
[noodleLeg] i mean girl
* pepito puts the kleenx box under his shirt on just the left side
[noodleLeg] hahaha
[pepito] hand me anutha
* noodleLeg hands pepito a retangular box of kleenex
[noodleLeg] sorry i couldn't find another square one
* pepito puts the other kleenx box under his shirt on the right side
[pepito] ouu yeah...lookin' good
[noodleLeg] wait
* noodleLeg pushes up the right one a lil
[pepito] almost there
[noodleLeg] much better
* pepito puts on a blank look in his eyes
[pepito] there
[noodleLeg] wow
[noodleLeg] miss dolly you look better than ever!
* noodleLeg hands dolly a microphone
[pepito] yeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
[pepito] you darn tootin'
[noodleLeg] \msg pepito pssst...change your name
[noodleLeg] \msg pepito pssst...you're suposed to be dolly remember?
[pepito] \msg noodleLeg i dont wanna
* noodleLeg sneezes
* noodleLeg puts her arm down dolly pepito's shirt
* pepito slaps noodleLeg
[pepito] I DO DECLARE!
[noodleLeg] hey....i needed a kleenex
* pepito tightens his colla
[pepito] well i nevah
[noodleLeg] hahaha

CLYDEFROG

2003-06-27T17:48:00.000-05:00

[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[noodleLeg] KNARF
[knarf] wassup?
[noodleLeg] nunin
[knarf] youre chillin like a nun?
[noodleLeg] hahaha
[noodleLeg] well since i can't get a hold of helga or chelle
[noodleLeg] guess i'll work now
[noodleLeg] bbl
* knarf pitcures noodleLeg in a penguin outfit
[noodleLeg] see what a good linux girl i am
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] BLOWS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] REEKS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] BEATS UP EPPY
[eppy] :/
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] cheers for clyde!
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] SUX BIG FARTS
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] BITES THE BIG ONE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] SMOOCHES EPPY WITH HIS LITTLE PINKY
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] WANTS NOODLE TO TAKE HIS PLACE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] IS A ROBOT
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[noodleLeg] IS IGNORING KNARF
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[Parblo] SMELLS LIKE OLD CHEESE
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] haha
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[eppy] IS BUSY DOING NOTHING
[knarf] CLYDEFROG
[knarf] guess hes not here...
[noodleLeg] you need someone to play pong with?
[noodleLeg] i could volunteer
[eppy] la la la la
* knarf plays with his shoe laces
[noodleLeg] :/
[noodleLeg] i was just trying to help
[noodleLeg] i didn't really want to play anyway
[eppy] uh...we dont wanna distract you from your work
* eppy puts hand on her shoulder
[eppy] its...for the best
* noodleLeg sprays lysol on her shoulder

ash wed is late

2003-06-27T16:59:00.000-05:00

[ClydeFrog] hey, when is ash wednesday, i just thought about that
[ClydeFrog] eppy: i think your two for two
[knarf] you can just start hating without warming up first, you could get cramps.
[knarf] can=cant
[ClydeFrog] wow, is this the latest ash wednesday has been, march 5th
[eppy] how is it possible for them to change it around each year?
[ClydeFrog] its god, god can go whatever he/she wants
[ClydeFrog] go=do
[knarf] yeah, i think hes right
[eppy] i mean...i know it hasta be on a wednesday...but turkey day is still always in november
[eppy] so god gets on the telly and calls someone to let them know when ash wednesday should be this year...he should go all out and make it sometime in the summer
[knarf] thats going all out?
[ClydeFrog] dont try to look for more reasons to fuel your "pseudo athiesm"
[knarf] if he was gonna go all out, he'd move summer to march.
[eppy] knarf: sorry knarf...youre too radical for me
[eppy] ClydeFrog: im just wondering why its like a month late...or how thats possible

Chat Wuss

2003-06-27T12:22:00.000-05:00

[ClydeFrog] man, im reading the chat archives and i think im too mean, therefore from this moment on, im gonna be a nicer frog
[pepito] wuz
[ClydeFrog] pepito: i appreciate your opinion
[pepito] hehe
[pepito] i think your moms a ho
[ClydeFrog] pepito: im sorry you feel that way, maybe we can talk later and discuss it
[pepito] this is great....yeah...how 'bout you shove your 'sorries' up your butt
[ClydeFrog] pepito: im sensing a lot of anger from you, are you sure this isnt something some warm milk and kitten whisker kisses cant help
[helga] clydefrog: would you like me to forward you the "bizzare britney spears in the buff" email to you?
[pepito] id like one too
[pepito] helga: can i view it at work?
[helga] pepito: i don't know
[helga] oops, i just emptied the folder
[pepito] geez...clydefrog can flip the wuz mode on in a flash
[pepito] :/
* pepito grabs the cat, yanks off its whiskers, and chugs some milk
[pepito] hmmmm...i DO feel better
[ClydeFrog] so whats for lunch
[pepito] your momma
[knarf] hehe
[pepito] whats wrong sissy boy
[helga] did i hear, "chipotle" earlier?
[pepito] ClydeFrog: go pick us up some chipotle.....NOW!
[ClydeFrog] pepito: it okay, i know all of these outbursts are just cover ups on your true feelings
[knarf] yes, i would like shoputs
[knarf] whoa
[knarf] shoputs=chipots
[pepito] qee shoputs
[knarf] i already told you...
[knarf] dumbass
[pepito] dont get all pissy like clydefrog
[ClydeFrog] so chipots then?
[knarf] hes not pissy...YOU are pissy
[knarf] i have to double up on the hate to fill the frog void
[knarf] ClydeFrog: yeah
[ClydeFrog] pepito: gentlemen please, there is no need to argue, there is already too much hate in the world
* pepito kicks ClydeFrog square on the balls
* knarf rubs pepito's face in it...
[knarf] pepito: look what you did to ClydeFrog!!
[pepito] gross
[knarf] bad pepito!
[knarf] bad!
* pepito backs away from chat
* knarf throws pepito outside
[pepito] uh...we have limits and there's a certain protocal of acceptable posts on chatty chat...i think knarfs gone too far
[knarf] pussy! pussssy!
[ClydeFrog] pepito: i do believe you meant "protocol", an honest mistake, could have been made by anyone
[knarf] nah, thats a signature pepito move right there
[pepito] great...im stuck in the middle of pansyville and jerkburg
[knarf] its called pusstown
[knarf] so whens lunch?
[ClydeFrog] same bat time, same bat channel
[knarf] so eppy is driving again?
[pepito] my car's not a bat channel
[knarf] oh thats right, cats cant walk on a bat channel